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00:00Quechua's are witches and cooking is witchcraft.
00:02I'm explaining a bit, but first let's dig in deep into where it all started.
00:06What do Nigerian Quechua's use to prepare food?
00:08This pot. It's called a cauldron.
00:11What do witches use to mix potions?
00:13Cauldron.
00:14You are catching up.
00:15What do chefs use in cooking?
00:17They are knowledge.
00:18Shut up.
00:18A recipe book.
00:20Do you hear what I'm saying?
00:21And what do witches use to cast spells and mix potions?
00:24A spell book.
00:25What do they have in common?
00:27They are both books that tell them what to do.
00:29Write that down.
00:32Do you ever wonder why they have to heat up food for it to be ready?
00:35Or why they have specific measurements for certain meals?
00:38My mom doesn't measure stuff when she cooks.
00:40And that is why your dad eats outside.
00:43The art of cooking is not just a mundane task.
00:47It is a ritual.
00:48They use the four elements.
00:51Fire, water, air, and eggs.
00:55The herbs and spices have specific purposes for mind control and for seduction.
01:00If you don't see me tomorrow, just know that they've taken me.
01:03Ever wondered why they said food is a way to a man's heart?
01:06Because the female caterers eat men's hearts.
01:11Like how your dad's side chick stole your dad because of your mom's bad cooking.
01:18This is what the government does not tell us.