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00:00:00Miss Ember?
00:00:06This way please.
00:00:07Okay.
00:00:08Nope.
00:00:09Not today.
00:00:10Come on, sweetie.
00:00:11Let's just talk.
00:00:12What is there to talk about?
00:00:13I'm not marrying Nick Rivers.
00:00:14He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:00:28Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember?
00:00:31I don't think so, father.
00:00:33Well, our family's tech company is blooming.
00:00:37Together we can-
00:00:38She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:00:40All he does is read.
00:00:41At June's party, he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:00:44She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:00:48Just give her a chance, Nick.
00:00:49At least give him a chance.
00:00:52We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:00:54God, mom, excusez-moi.
00:00:55But am I not speaking English?
00:00:58I'm going to say this one last time.
00:01:01Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Lexi Ember.
00:01:13Challenge accepted.
00:01:14At least she looks good in that dress.
00:01:27Thanks for joining, Lexi.
00:01:2819 minutes late.
00:01:29A girly doesn't just wake up like this, you know?
00:01:30At least she looks good in that suit.
00:01:31Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe.
00:01:32And don't gulp it.
00:01:33Sip.
00:01:34Jesus Christ.
00:01:35Don't mansplain me on how to drink wine.
00:01:36We're in love, Nick.
00:01:37I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:01:38Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:01:39A gin and ricky, please.
00:01:40Wait, that's your go-to drink, too?
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42You've read F. Scott-Fitzgerald.
00:02:00Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
00:02:06F. Scott-Fitzgerald.
00:02:08What?
00:02:09What?
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:13I'll be right back.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:23Lexi?
00:02:25Lexi?
00:02:29That was you?
00:02:31What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:02:35Who's your, uh, who's your new mentor?
00:02:39Hmm?
00:02:41Really, Lexi?
00:02:45You're out and about with a new dude after you left me
00:02:47last month out of nowhere?
00:02:49I caught you
00:02:51in bed with your secretary.
00:02:53Oh, God.
00:02:57You're a cheating asshole.
00:02:59Oh, it's not
00:03:01my fault. You don't like to give it up.
00:03:03Mm-hmm.
00:03:05A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:07Oh, but I'm not saving myself for marriage.
00:03:09What, are you born in the fucking 1900s?
00:03:11You're a fucking prude. At least I'm not a cheating
00:03:13asshole.
00:03:15With no heart.
00:03:19What the fuck
00:03:21do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:03:23Do you know who I am? You're fucking worthless without me.
00:03:25You are nothing, Lexi.
00:03:27Nothing without me, you know that?
00:03:29Do you know that, Lexi? Huh?
00:03:31Hey, you don't ever put your
00:03:33hands on her, do you hear me?
00:03:35You stay
00:03:37the fuck away from me.
00:03:39Let him go.
00:03:41Or I'll break your arm.
00:03:43You hear me?
00:03:45Let me go.
00:03:55We should do this again soon.
00:03:57I'll see you
00:03:59later, Lexi.
00:04:05Lexi,
00:04:07that's the man
00:04:09that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:04:11I'm still working on it.
00:04:13I'm trying to move past my mistakes,
00:04:15all right, Nick?
00:04:17You're still the same
00:04:19naive, reckless,
00:04:21spoiled princess
00:04:23who doesn't know how to be alone
00:04:25in this world. You know what? Fine!
00:04:27Think what you want, okay?
00:04:29At least I'm not a selfish,
00:04:31selfish,
00:04:33cocked, okay? At least I'm not a
00:04:35self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:37I can't believe my father wanted me to marry
00:04:39someone like you. You don't have to worry about that,
00:04:41okay? And
00:04:43I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
00:04:45I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:55Fuck me.
00:04:57Fuck me.
00:05:01Lexi? Lexi, wait!
00:05:03Lexi!
00:05:27Ow.
00:05:47Ow.
00:05:49What the hell?
00:05:51What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:05:53Hello?
00:05:55Oh my God.
00:06:05Oh, this can't be happening.
00:06:07Oh my God, this is impossible.
00:06:09This can't be happening.
00:06:11I swapped bodies with Nick.
00:06:17That's my voice.
00:06:25Ow.
00:06:27What are you doing with my body?
00:06:29Give it back. Lexi, don't panic.
00:06:31Don't panic? This is literally the best time to panic.
00:06:33You have my freaking body.
00:06:35Calm down. No.
00:06:37We'll figure out a way to swap back.
00:06:39How?
00:06:45Ow.
00:06:47Three.
00:06:49Two.
00:06:51Get out of my body.
00:06:53One.
00:06:57Go.
00:07:11You know, there's
00:07:13one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:15What's that?
00:07:17Kissing.
00:07:23Yeah, no, you're not.
00:07:25Nice try.
00:07:27Okay, Lexi, first of all,
00:07:29if I kissed you, it would basically
00:07:31be like me kissing myself,
00:07:33which is super weird.
00:07:35Second of all, aren't in those chick movies,
00:07:37don't they like, I don't know,
00:07:39there's like a magical kiss or whatever?
00:07:41Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies,
00:07:43you'd know that the magic only works
00:07:45if they're in love.
00:07:47You know, fine. Stay in my body.
00:07:49Fine.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:53But there is something that I should probably prepare you for,
00:07:55especially in the morning.
00:07:57In the morning.
00:08:01Ew.
00:08:03Okay, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:05You can kiss.
00:08:07None of that.
00:08:09No tongue. None.
00:08:11Lexi, do you think that I want
00:08:13to French kiss myself?
00:08:15No.
00:08:21No.
00:08:31It's not working.
00:08:33Oh, my God, I'm gonna be stuck in your body forever.
00:08:35Daddy wouldn't know what to do.
00:08:37I need Daddy.
00:08:39Lexi, no, no.
00:08:41We can't tell
00:08:43anyone, okay?
00:08:45They will think we're crazy.
00:08:51We just have to work together.
00:08:53Okay?
00:08:55We'll figure this out.
00:08:57Okay?
00:08:59Oh.
00:09:01Mommy, Daddy.
00:09:03Father.
00:09:05Okay, I'm fine.
00:09:07I'm fine. Get off.
00:09:15Um...
00:09:17Mommy?
00:09:19Mommy?
00:09:21Daddy?
00:09:23The restaurant clerk said you were passed out on the street.
00:09:25Passed out?
00:09:27We got hit by a car.
00:09:29What are you talking about, Nick?
00:09:31There was no car.
00:09:33Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
00:09:35They were kissing.
00:09:37Oh.
00:09:39What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:41Nick isn't a
00:09:43pretentious prude.
00:09:45Well, yeah.
00:09:47You know what? No.
00:09:49Nick is just the most
00:09:51gentlemanly, handsome,
00:09:53amazing, all-around
00:09:55outstanding guy ever.
00:09:57I was a big,
00:09:59big idiot.
00:10:01I'm in your body now, Nick.
00:10:03You want to dance?
00:10:05Let's dance.
00:10:11No. No, no, no.
00:10:13I was the
00:10:15huge idiot.
00:10:17Because Lexi is the
00:10:19total package.
00:10:21So pretty, smart.
00:10:23God, so sexy.
00:10:25Have you seen her booty?
00:10:31Sexy booty? Seriously?
00:10:33You brought this on yourself.
00:10:35You know what?
00:10:37We
00:10:39have an announcement
00:10:41to make.
00:10:43We are
00:10:45moving in together.
00:10:51Look what you made me do.
00:10:53Oh, I just love him so much.
00:11:05Do you have to have
00:11:07so much stuff? Hey, I didn't want to come here.
00:11:09It was your idea to move. If we don't live together,
00:11:11you're going to figure this out, alright?
00:11:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:25Hold it right there, cowboy.
00:11:27What do you think you're doing? You're going to see everything.
00:11:29Oh, my God. I'm not going to look,
00:11:31alright? Okay, that's not the point.
00:11:33You're going to touch
00:11:35everything. Okay, yeah.
00:11:37Well, would you rather
00:11:39you look like this
00:11:41when I'm going out?
00:11:43Ugh, it's not good.
00:11:45Good point.
00:11:47How about this?
00:11:49I
00:11:51bathe you.
00:11:53Yeah, that's not happening. Sorry.
00:11:55Okay, yeah. How about this?
00:11:57Stay there. One sec. I got an idea.
00:12:03Lexi!
00:12:05Don't fuck up my shit!
00:12:07Aha!
00:12:11Take it.
00:12:19How'd it go?
00:12:21No peeking.
00:12:23Let me know
00:12:25if you have any questions.
00:12:27Ow!
00:12:29Genius, Lexi.
00:12:31There's got to be a better way.
00:12:34Eight
00:12:36suitcases of clothes
00:12:38and that one pair of underwear.
00:12:46Hey, I don't know. There's something
00:12:48wrong with your, uh...
00:12:54No, I'm not
00:12:56wearing this. No, this is
00:12:58torture. Yeah.
00:13:00How is this going to work?
00:13:03I don't know. There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:13:05Lexi, it's...
00:13:07What are you doing with my phone?
00:13:09You perv! Give me that back.
00:13:11No. Give me it back right now.
00:13:13I told you it's not what it looks like!
00:13:17Lexi, hey.
00:13:19Look at me, okay?
00:13:21We already discussed where I could attach anything.
00:13:23We're not going to look down. We're only going to look up.
00:13:25We're not going to look down, and we're definitely
00:13:27not going to...
00:13:29I have a penis!
00:13:31I have a penis!
00:13:33Oh my god! Freak out.
00:13:37Okay.
00:13:39That's gross.
00:13:41Disgusting. Hey!
00:13:43I saw everything. Hey! I have, you know,
00:13:45plenty of women would love to be in my body.
00:13:47Okay?
00:13:51There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:53I'm not
00:13:55going to eat this.
00:13:57Do you have pet cows? Because
00:13:59this is their breakfast.
00:14:01That is my 1-6-8 diet. No fried foods.
00:14:03No snacks. No sweets.
00:14:05No fucking fights.
00:14:07So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:09You need to read all this.
00:14:11Oh, no. What the hell?
00:14:13There's no way I'm going to memorize.
00:14:15This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:17And we have that meeting today with Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:19What are we going to do?
00:14:21Shit.
00:14:23Okay. That's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:25I'll take care of your meeting, okay?
00:14:27You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:29And if he asks you any questions, just say that we're assessing our positions
00:14:31and we're reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:33Assessing? Yeah, okay.
00:14:35And you,
00:14:37be funny. Yeah, tell some jokes.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:41Go, please.
00:14:43Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:45Screwed.
00:14:49Jesus, how do men
00:14:51greet each other?
00:14:53Think, Lexi. Think.
00:14:57Hi.
00:14:59Morning, boss.
00:15:01Yo, how's it hanging?
00:15:03Eddie, my man. Come over here, dude.
00:15:05Hey.
00:15:07Sorry.
00:15:09Is everything okay?
00:15:11Sure. I'm great.
00:15:13How are you? I'm great.
00:15:15Good. I like this. Friendlier.
00:15:17Warmer. Yeah? It might work.
00:15:19Cool. Are you ready to go and, you know,
00:15:21do some business? Yeah, great.
00:15:23Boss shit. All right.
00:15:25Boss shit. Please.
00:15:27Looking sharp.
00:15:29Okay.
00:15:31What's that?
00:15:37Hey, there you are.
00:15:39Okay, love the new style.
00:15:41Very professional.
00:15:43Samantha, right? You're Lexi's...
00:15:45I mean, my assistant.
00:15:47You said it yourself. First besties,
00:15:49then business. Right, I'll choose business.
00:15:51Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:53Ugh, I wish I could say no.
00:15:55That perv creeps me out.
00:15:57He's, um, in your office.
00:15:59Want me to come with you?
00:16:01No, I think I'll take it from here. Also,
00:16:03could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:16:05Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting
00:16:07in an hour, okay?
00:16:09What was that?
00:16:13Hey, boss.
00:16:23Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:25Mr. Lucas,
00:16:27you are so very early.
00:16:29Wow.
00:16:31You know me, Nick.
00:16:35Ah,
00:16:37Mr. Endler.
00:16:39Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:16:41What the hell?
00:16:43I love to
00:16:45surprise people.
00:16:47Ooh.
00:16:51Oh, sorry. I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:16:53I mean...
00:16:55Don't worry, young man.
00:16:57A powerful handshake is
00:16:59the best way to start a meeting.
00:17:01Yes.
00:17:03Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:17:05Wow, that's
00:17:07a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:09Well, I was told that a strong handshake is a great way to start off a...
00:17:11Yeah, but a girl should be gentler.
00:17:13Don't you think?
00:17:15So, Nick,
00:17:17let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:23Shit, shit, shit. I haven't had time to read
00:17:25any of this.
00:17:27You know, I have to say,
00:17:29Miss Amber, you look prettier
00:17:31every time I
00:17:33see you.
00:17:35Is this guy for real now?
00:17:37Mr. Jenkins,
00:17:39I'm failing to see how my
00:17:41attractiveness has anything to do with business.
00:17:43Relax, honey.
00:17:45Come on. I'm making conversation.
00:17:47This is what Lexi has to go through
00:17:49at work?
00:17:51First of all, don't call me honey.
00:17:53Second of all, if you want to have conversation,
00:17:55we can have it about business.
00:17:57I know girls like you,
00:17:59princesses,
00:18:01who act like they know anything
00:18:03about business, but at the end of the day,
00:18:05you just become
00:18:07someone's trophy wife.
00:18:09Wow, Mr. Jenkins,
00:18:11it seems you have me figured out.
00:18:13Now it's my turn.
00:18:15Jenkins Corporation is a sinking
00:18:17ship. Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:19Your R&D is
00:18:21at a primitive lab, and you're failing to
00:18:23reconstruct your executive team.
00:18:25So here you are, acting nonchalant.
00:18:27Desperate for my funds.
00:18:31Did this princess get anything wrong?
00:18:35So as you know,
00:18:37your patent is what I want. It expires in two years.
00:18:39So sign this.
00:18:41Your company will not fail in two years,
00:18:43but it's up to you,
00:18:45Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:47What's it gonna be?
00:18:49I don't know about you,
00:18:51but I am loving this.
00:18:55But it's up to you,
00:18:57Mr. Jenkins.
00:18:59What's it gonna be?
00:19:09Thanks for the opportunity,
00:19:11Miss Amber.
00:19:15Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:17Now,
00:19:19get out.
00:19:33Way to go, Lexi.
00:19:35You're such a badass.
00:19:37We got the patent.
00:19:39I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:19:41You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:19:43Okay, watch your language.
00:19:45Get back to work.
00:19:55Say something.
00:19:57Yeah, okay.
00:19:59We are assessing
00:20:01our position
00:20:03and reinforcing
00:20:05and reinforcing
00:20:07strategies.
00:20:09Um...
00:20:13Sorry, I don't have...
00:20:15I don't have anything for you.
00:20:17Well, Nick,
00:20:19I meet with the board today. I've got to give them something
00:20:21or they're gonna vote you out.
00:20:23Oh, no. I'm gonna get Nick fired.
00:20:25You remember that idea
00:20:27that you had?
00:20:29Yes. Thank you.
00:20:31Um...
00:20:33Yeah, I got something for you,
00:20:35Mr. Lucas.
00:20:37We're gonna collaborate with
00:20:39Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:43We're gonna collaborate
00:20:45with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:47The Ember Tech.
00:20:49The biggest
00:20:51AI development company in Los Angeles.
00:20:53That's the one.
00:20:55Yeah, um, do you think their daughter,
00:20:57Miss Amber, is going to agree to partner with us?
00:20:59We
00:21:01have actually been getting to know each other
00:21:03quite a bit, and I think
00:21:05it's gonna work.
00:21:11Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:13Ah, I can't wait to share it with the others.
00:21:15Yeah, do that.
00:21:21You nailed it.
00:21:23I nailed it.
00:21:25Yes!
00:21:31Archer was rude,
00:21:33but it's all up to you, Mr. Hankinson.
00:21:35Huh. Maybe I was
00:21:37wrong about him.
00:21:39Oh, my gosh.
00:21:41Is that a smile I see on your face,
00:21:43Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:45Oh, wait. Regina White?
00:21:47Wait.
00:21:49Regina White?
00:21:55What the fuck,
00:21:57Regina?
00:21:59We saw you talking to Troy
00:22:01after his football practice, dork.
00:22:03Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend,
00:22:05you slut?
00:22:07I didn't do anything with Troy.
00:22:09Stay away from
00:22:11what's mine, Lexi Ember, or I will
00:22:13destroy you.
00:22:15Okay?
00:22:21You doing okay?
00:22:23Can I
00:22:25help you with anything?
00:22:27Shit.
00:22:29My college nemesis works for Nick?
00:22:31Wait.
00:22:33So,
00:22:35Regina works for Nick
00:22:37and has a crush on him. Oh, my God, this is perfect.
00:22:39Actually, Regina,
00:22:41there is something
00:22:43you can do for me.
00:22:45My pleasure.
00:22:49So there's this document
00:22:51that got shredded somehow.
00:22:53I don't know how, but I need you to
00:22:55put it together for me.
00:22:57Um,
00:22:59Nick,
00:23:01it's wet, and it
00:23:03smells.
00:23:05So sorry, sweetheart. Could you just
00:23:07give it to me by noon, though?
00:23:09Okay?
00:23:13Oh, and Regina,
00:23:15don't
00:23:17wear
00:23:19like whatever this is
00:23:21ever again, because it's
00:23:23it's unprofessional.
00:23:29Nice, boss.
00:23:31God, I've been waiting
00:23:33to call her out for years on that.
00:23:35Why is that idiot
00:23:37I mean, why am I
00:23:39dating that woman, anyway?
00:23:41Dating? Oh,
00:23:43you keep Regina around because
00:23:45her dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:47No, no, no, no. She's
00:23:49all over you, but there is no chemistry
00:23:51there. See, there's no
00:23:53chemistry between you and any women.
00:23:55Really?
00:23:57That's surprising.
00:23:59Because I'm
00:24:01so hot and rich
00:24:03and stuff. Yeah.
00:24:05Hot, yeah.
00:24:07Yeah. Anyway,
00:24:09um, we're gonna get some drinks afterwards if you
00:24:11want to come. Huh.
00:24:13Guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:15Count me in.
00:24:17Ew,
00:24:19this banana peel's all stinky.
00:24:21Why are we even doing this,
00:24:23Regina? Can you guys just shut up
00:24:25and get to work? We need to get
00:24:27this done before the bar tonight.
00:24:29Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:31I am gonna get
00:24:33Nick Rivers into bed
00:24:35and I'm gonna like
00:24:37how he tastes.
00:24:39Are you just
00:24:41picking things up for fun, or are you gonna,
00:24:43I don't know, maybe put some pieces together?
00:24:45We're trying our best.
00:24:47I'm an intern. It's showing.
00:24:53Lexi?
00:24:55Lexi's
00:24:57loser ex again?
00:24:59What are you doing here, you little minx?
00:25:01Hmm?
00:25:03You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:25:05I don't mind throwing you one
00:25:07for old time's sake.
00:25:09Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you
00:25:11some manners.
00:25:15That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:21The fuck did you just say to me, bitch?
00:25:23Huh?
00:25:27Ow! Fuck!
00:25:31You broke my fucking nose!
00:25:33You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:35Now get the fuck out!
00:25:37You fucking bitch!
00:25:39You gotta be put by a girl.
00:25:40Shut the fuck up! Don't touch me!
00:25:41Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:43You're fucking taking the step, are you fucking kidding me?
00:25:45Let's go!
00:25:47You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:49Hold on!
00:25:51Oh!
00:26:13Thanks.
00:26:15Lexi! Don't drink that!
00:26:21What the fuck?
00:26:23Wait, Lexi?
00:26:25Lexi Ember?
00:26:27God, it's Lexi the Man Stealer!
00:26:29She's trying to steal Nick from Regina?
00:26:31How pathetic.
00:26:33God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:35You really think Nick's gonna juice you over me?
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:39Actually, I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:43Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:45Did I stutter?
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:49Now you better leave
00:26:51before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:26:55Oh, my God.
00:26:59Bitch.
00:27:01Wow.
00:27:03That was awesome.
00:27:05Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:07Oh, come on.
00:27:09I mean, Regina's, she's crazy.
00:27:11Yeah, but she wouldn't...
00:27:13Oh, yeah, she totally would.
00:27:15She would.
00:27:17Come on, let's get out of here.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:27Lexi Ember,
00:27:29I am gonna burn you to the ground.
00:27:43What?
00:27:57I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:59I should have known better.
00:28:03Thank you for protecting me back there,
00:28:05boyfriend.
00:28:07All right, take it easy.
00:28:09Take it easy.
00:28:11Uh, all that matters
00:28:13is that you got your revenge.
00:28:15It was so awesome.
00:28:17She spent the entire day
00:28:19piecing together an Ikea ad
00:28:21and she smelled like moldy banana.
00:28:25What about you?
00:28:27How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:33I know girls like you.
00:28:35Princesses.
00:28:37You just become someone's
00:28:39trophy wife.
00:28:41Turns out it wasn't
00:28:43as easy as I thought.
00:28:45Turns out it wasn't as easy
00:28:47as I thought. Oh, no?
00:28:49I'm sorry.
00:28:51Hey,
00:28:53we made it
00:28:55and now our companies
00:28:57are gonna be partners.
00:28:59Yeah?
00:29:01To working together
00:29:03and becoming friends.
00:29:05Huh. Maybe she's not
00:29:07just a princess.
00:29:09To becoming friends.
00:29:17That's good. Don't chug it.
00:29:19Too late.
00:29:29Lexi?
00:29:31I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad
00:29:33for brunch. I am.
00:29:35I thought I'd make you something first.
00:29:37After all, you are my
00:29:39boyfriend.
00:29:49Regina.
00:29:51What are you doing here?
00:29:55Regina.
00:29:57What are you doing here?
00:29:59Relax, Lexi.
00:30:01Come on in. I'll show you something.
00:30:11It's 10am on a Saturday.
00:30:13Regina, what do you want?
00:30:15Well, you know what I want.
00:30:17I want you two to break up.
00:30:25Regina, do we look
00:30:27like we need money?
00:30:29Our families own the biggest companies in California.
00:30:31For now.
00:30:39If you don't leave Nick,
00:30:41I post those photos online.
00:30:43Heir to EmberTech
00:30:45bullies innocent woman.
00:30:47I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:49Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:51Or worse,
00:30:53your family's business.
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:57Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:01Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:05It's just too bad that I already have
00:31:07videos from the bar last night.
00:31:13Desperate employee,
00:31:15drug CEO,
00:31:17with aphrodisiac.
00:31:19God, imagine what that'll
00:31:21do to your reputation.
00:31:27You sneaky slut, give me that phone!
00:31:29I don't hit women.
00:31:31But if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:33So, let me make things
00:31:35clear for you, alright? Release those photos,
00:31:37I'll post a video. I'll also get my lawyer to sue you
00:31:39for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:41No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:43Try me.
00:31:51Wow. Wow.
00:31:53Wow.
00:31:55Wow.
00:31:59Oh, uh, I bet your daddy's waiting, but
00:32:01Nick! Nick!
00:32:03That was awesome!
00:32:13Hello, Daddy. You ready for brunch?
00:32:15What are you doing?
00:32:19Hugging my old man.
00:32:21And,
00:32:23I got you a gift.
00:32:25Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:29Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:31Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:37The one you wanted, right?
00:32:39My dad,
00:32:41Lexi's dad,
00:32:43told me about it during golf.
00:32:45Lexi.
00:32:47It all makes sense now.
00:32:49Makes sense?
00:32:51What does he mean by that?
00:32:53Lexi told you
00:32:55to forgive me, right?
00:32:57Forgive you about
00:32:59what, Dad?
00:33:01It's alright, Nick.
00:33:03All those years.
00:33:09I know you blamed me,
00:33:11and I blame myself too.
00:33:13If I hadn't been working late
00:33:15the night your mother had that heart attack,
00:33:17maybe you should still be with us,
00:33:19and you'd have a mother, and I'd have a wife.
00:33:21I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:27I've been waiting 15 years for those words.
00:33:29Thank you, son.
00:33:31I never knew that Nick
00:33:33suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:39Boss, the CEO of Diaz
00:33:41Pharmaceutical wants to schedule a meeting
00:33:43with you next week.
00:33:45What is pharmaceutical?
00:33:47You're talking about Daniel Diaz.
00:33:51It's not my fault you don't give it up.
00:33:53You're a fucking prude, Lexi.
00:33:55You know what, Eddie?
00:33:57Tell Mr. Diaz
00:33:59to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:34:01Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:34:09Eddie added a
00:34:11meeting to my Google Calendar?
00:34:13In 30 minutes?
00:34:17Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:19What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:27Oh, excuse me, son.
00:34:29This elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:33Yeah, I mean, you can use the stairs
00:34:35if you really want to.
00:34:37Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:39I'm not taking the stairs. Are you crazy?
00:34:41Mophead.
00:34:43Here to see the CEO.
00:34:49Great.
00:34:51And, of course, now his stupid assistant isn't answering the phone.
00:34:53Great. Fuck, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:55Shit, man. You better start running.
00:34:57See, I was on the 35th floor.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01Come on.
00:35:05Ugh!
00:35:11This is gonna be good.
00:35:17Oh, fuck.
00:35:21Oh, fuck my life.
00:35:35Mr. Diaz.
00:35:37Hey.
00:35:39Hey.
00:35:41Have some water?
00:35:43Yeah. Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off
00:35:45due to maintenance issues.
00:35:47God, I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:49Knowing that I don't anymore.
00:35:53Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:55Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:59Take a seat where?
00:36:01Up.
00:36:07Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:09All right.
00:36:13Great.
00:36:15Send him in.
00:36:23Mr. Rivers.
00:36:25Such a pleasure.
00:36:27Shh, shh.
00:36:29I missed this Real Shorts episode.
00:36:31Ooh, it is juicy.
00:36:33Juicy, juicy.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:39Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry to interrupt,
00:36:41but can we start the meeting?
00:36:43Ugh!
00:36:45Fine, sure.
00:36:47We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:51Wait, it's you?
00:36:53Not so much of a mophead now, am I?
00:36:55Sir, I'm sorry, I...
00:36:57Hey, you don't have to apologize.
00:36:59Not to me.
00:37:01That's very kind of you, sir.
00:37:03I know.
00:37:05You're gonna have to apologize to the board.
00:37:07Because I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:37:09What?
00:37:11Why are you doing this?
00:37:13Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:15Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz without telling me?
00:37:17Lexi?
00:37:19Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:21Mm-hmm.
00:37:23This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:25I thought you were fucking with me.
00:37:27What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:29I didn't have to tell him anything
00:37:31for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:33Okay, so you're flushing a million-dollar project
00:37:35down the toilet because of a woman.
00:37:37Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:43See?
00:37:45Even Lexi knows better than you
00:37:47when that's saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:49We're not shutting down this project.
00:37:51We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny,
00:37:53with your company.
00:37:55But without the Rivers money.
00:37:57Your stocks are gonna run out
00:37:59and you're gonna go bankrupt within a month.
00:38:01No, fuck you, Lexi.
00:38:03You can't do this.
00:38:05This isn't your company.
00:38:07You're right.
00:38:09It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:11Mr. Rivers,
00:38:13you won't do this.
00:38:15Well...
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:19Well...
00:38:23Actually, I'm gonna do it.
00:38:27Better start looking for a new job there, Danny.
00:38:29But wait.
00:38:33You son of a bitch.
00:38:37Um...
00:38:39You're gonna regret this.
00:38:43You both will.
00:38:45Fuck!
00:38:49Wow.
00:38:51He's dramatic.
00:38:55Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:57Did you just fire
00:38:59your biggest pharmaceutical client
00:39:01from me?
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:07You were jealous.
00:39:09You were jealous.
00:39:11I don't...
00:39:13Oh, my God!
00:39:15You are!
00:39:17You are!
00:39:19You're jealous.
00:39:21Lexi?
00:39:23I'm leaving right now.
00:39:25Okay, run, Nick Rivers.
00:39:27You can't hide.
00:39:29Stock plummeted
00:39:31when Rivers Business terminated their partnership
00:39:33with Diaz.
00:39:39Lexi Ember
00:39:41and Nick Rivers.
00:39:43Good evening,
00:39:45Mr. Diaz.
00:39:47Who the fuck are you?
00:39:49I'm Regina White.
00:39:51I believe we have the same enemy,
00:39:53which makes us friends.
00:39:57I have a plan to take down
00:39:59Lexi Ember.
00:40:01All I need now is a
00:40:03little help from you.
00:40:13Wow.
00:40:15Lexi, I'm...
00:40:17I'm very impressed.
00:40:19These reports, they're very detailed and...
00:40:21I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:23I do help out with the
00:40:25family company, you know.
00:40:29Nick?
00:40:31Lexi?
00:40:33What do you want, Regina?
00:40:35I just... I wanted to apologize
00:40:37for acting like a drunk idiot
00:40:39at the bar last night.
00:40:41It was unprofessional, and it'll never happen again.
00:40:43Oh, uh,
00:40:45anyway, so I
00:40:47brought you some coffee.
00:40:51Oh.
00:40:53Okay. Thanks.
00:40:55Yeah. Well, I'll just be right out there.
00:40:57So please, let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:41:07I just gave it to her. How long does it take?
00:41:09Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:11You just wait.
00:41:15Hmm.
00:41:17Lexi Ember,
00:41:19ever since you showed up, Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:41:23Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:27Oh! Check this out.
00:41:29All right, just let me show you something.
00:41:31I did colors.
00:41:33I think you probably noticed.
00:41:35Made everything look a thousand times better.
00:41:37And I think it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:39Change all these right here,
00:41:41and that's all...
00:41:43Nick, are you okay?
00:41:45Lexi... Nick? Nick? Nick! Nick!
00:41:47Okay. Oh, my God.
00:41:49Someone call an ambulance, please!
00:42:03Oh, my God, Nick, you're awake.
00:42:05I was so fucking scared.
00:42:09I don't know what I would do without you.
00:42:13I mean...
00:42:15What if you died?
00:42:19Well, I'm here now.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:23Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:27Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:31They found...
00:42:33They found your son and your sister,
00:42:35and, uh, it's basically
00:42:37high dosage of Prozac,
00:42:39and I am allergic to that.
00:42:43Oh, uh, anyway, so I
00:42:45brought you some coffee.
00:42:47Regina.
00:42:49The coffee.
00:42:51Not just Gina.
00:42:53Think about it.
00:42:57Who else can get their hands on
00:42:59prescription pills and knows I'm allergic?
00:43:01Danny.
00:43:03Great.
00:43:05They're working together.
00:43:07That's right.
00:43:11We're gonna take those rats down.
00:43:13She talks about you, too.
00:43:19Regina.
00:43:21Lexi?
00:43:23I mean, we all heard about your
00:43:25itsy-bitsy overdose. I am just so happy
00:43:27to see that you're...
00:43:29What the fuck?
00:43:31What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:33You drugged my coffee.
00:43:35Way to blame someone else for your addiction, junkie.
00:43:37Yeah. Go to rehab and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:39You said I drugged your coffee?
00:43:41Where's your proof?
00:43:43I mean, you're not gonna expect them
00:43:45to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:49Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:51We've got the footage right here.
00:43:53Got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:55Are you talking about
00:43:57the camera in your office?
00:43:59I mean, that doesn't prove anything, does it?
00:44:01All I did was bring you coffee.
00:44:03Regina, we're not talking about the camera
00:44:05in the office.
00:44:09Regina, we're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:44:11We're talking
00:44:13about the dashcam in the car in the basement.
00:44:15You know, the one that you and Danny Diaz
00:44:17were talking in front of? Passing off drugs.
00:44:21Guards.
00:44:23Okay, what is this?
00:44:25Ew, get your hands off of me!
00:44:27Regina?
00:44:29You're fired.
00:44:31And keep in mind, it's gonna be
00:44:33real difficult for you to find a job in the city.
00:44:35Yeah. And if you ever touch
00:44:37me or Nick again,
00:44:39I'm taking this to the police.
00:44:41And you're going to jail.
00:44:47I am going to ruin you.
00:44:49I like to see you try.
00:44:51Nick is my boyfriend now,
00:44:53and he'll do anything to protect me.
00:44:55Gentlemen,
00:44:57go ahead and take away Miss White.
00:44:59Oh, also her minions, too.
00:45:01What are you talking about?
00:45:03No, please!
00:45:05You can't fire me!
00:45:07Rummer!
00:45:09Okay,
00:45:11boss.
00:45:13Looks like our job here is done.
00:45:15What are you gonna do now?
00:45:17I think I'm gonna go home with
00:45:19my girlfriend.
00:45:23That's better.
00:45:25So you eat this
00:45:27every day, huh?
00:45:29Mm-hmm.
00:45:31That's nice.
00:45:33Hey, hey!
00:45:35Alright, you know what?
00:45:37Ow!
00:45:43Um...
00:45:45I'll be right back.
00:45:47Nick?
00:45:49Nick!
00:45:51What's... Nick, what's going on?
00:45:55It hurts.
00:45:57Oh, shit, I totally forgot.
00:45:59Um, stay put. I'm gonna grab you...
00:46:01I'm gonna grab you a tampon.
00:46:03You said tampons?
00:46:07I can't believe
00:46:09I'm about to do this.
00:46:11Come on, Nick. You got this.
00:46:13Just like I showed, you got it.
00:46:15I'm trying. It's not working.
00:46:17Okay, just breathe
00:46:19and relax, okay?
00:46:25I can't physically relax!
00:46:27Alright, I'm shoving a tampon
00:46:29up my... Yeah, you mean
00:46:31mind.
00:46:41Warm milk and honey
00:46:43works like a charm for period cramps
00:46:45and hangovers.
00:46:47It must be why.
00:46:49I'm sorry you have to go
00:46:51through this. It's fine.
00:46:53You go through this every
00:46:55single month, don't know how.
00:46:57But I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:59All good.
00:47:03Lexi, um...
00:47:05Would you
00:47:07want to stay the night tonight?
00:47:17How did this even happen?
00:47:21I think the right question to ask
00:47:23is...
00:47:25How did this happen to us?
00:47:27Well...
00:47:29If it had to happen,
00:47:31I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:47I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:57So early.
00:47:59Could be.
00:48:05Ruined my company, Nick Rivers.
00:48:07Did you really think I'd let it go
00:48:09just like that, hmm?
00:48:11Ow! Fucking shit!
00:48:13Ow!
00:48:15Ow!
00:48:17Fucking son of a...
00:48:19Nick, help!
00:48:21Nick!
00:48:23Nick, help!
00:48:25Nick!
00:48:31Fuck!
00:48:37Are you crazy?
00:48:39Crazy? That's my girlfriend!
00:48:41You drugged her and now you're in my house
00:48:43and you attacked her?
00:48:45Girlfriend? What are you talking about?
00:48:47She's talking about me, asshole!
00:48:49Get out of here before I take you to jail!
00:48:59If I'm going down,
00:49:01you're going down with me.
00:49:03Mark my words.
00:49:07Oh, fuck.
00:49:09What the hell
00:49:11just happened?
00:49:13You just kicked your cheating ex in the groin.
00:49:15That's what happened.
00:49:17So, how do you feel?
00:49:19Freaking awesome.
00:49:25Thanks for
00:49:27always being there for me.
00:49:29For you.
00:49:31Anything.
00:49:39I love you.
00:50:05If kissing didn't work the first time,
00:50:07why is it working now?
00:50:09I guess
00:50:11we meant it this time.
00:50:15I think you should get some rest
00:50:17and I gotta go to the office,
00:50:19so...
00:50:21I'm too tired.
00:50:23I can't move.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:27I got you.
00:50:31Why didn't I get treated
00:50:33like this when I was in your body?
00:50:35Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:50:49Nick.
00:50:53What happens to us?
00:50:55I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:50:57Now go to bed.
00:50:59Okay?
00:51:05One, two, three.
00:51:07Money!
00:51:09Again.
00:51:11Alright, last one.
00:51:13One, two, three.
00:51:15Stop!
00:51:19What's this?
00:51:21I thought you left.
00:51:23This is a team building exercise you told us to do.
00:51:25Oh, team bonding.
00:51:27Yeah?
00:51:29Games and beer
00:51:31in the office?
00:51:33I'm disappointed in you, man.
00:51:35Get back to work.
00:51:37Yes, sir.
00:51:39Good times are over so soon.
00:51:41I guess we can kiss
00:51:43Friday Margarita goodbye.
00:51:49Nick.
00:51:51What happens to us?
00:51:53What happens to us?
00:51:55I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:57Yeah, come in.
00:52:01This is not how I imagined
00:52:03our reunion, Nick Rivers.
00:52:05Ava.
00:52:11I thought you were in Europe.
00:52:13It's been like five years.
00:52:15I know, Nick.
00:52:17But I came back.
00:52:19For you.
00:52:21For me.
00:52:23For me.
00:52:25For me.
00:52:27What are you talking about?
00:52:29Don't do this dance with me, Nick.
00:52:31We grew up together.
00:52:33I've always loved you.
00:52:35We belong together
00:52:37and you know it.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:41I suppose
00:52:43no one's told you
00:52:45that my father arranged
00:52:47the marriage to Lexi Ember.
00:52:49The heiress of Ember Tech?
00:52:51Nick.
00:52:53Oh my god.
00:52:55This place is really no fun without me.
00:52:57Hey, Miss Ember.
00:52:59You're here. Good evening.
00:53:01Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nick a late night snack.
00:53:03Yeah, he's actually in a meeting right now so
00:53:05I can take it to him.
00:53:07Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:53:09Why are you being so weird?
00:53:11Eddie, it's fine.
00:53:13Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:53:15My family owns one of the largest
00:53:17trading companies in New York.
00:53:19We've known each other our whole
00:53:21lives, Nick.
00:53:23Anyone can see
00:53:25we're the perfect match.
00:53:37Sorry.
00:53:39Um...
00:53:45You're right.
00:53:47We are perfect together.
00:53:49On paper.
00:53:51But I know what it's like to be with
00:53:53my perfect match and
00:53:55it's not you.
00:53:57So
00:53:59if you'll excuse me.
00:54:01Wait!
00:54:03Wait!
00:54:05Wait!
00:54:07Wait!
00:54:09Nick!
00:54:15Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:54:17Yes, sir. Miss Ember just left.
00:54:19I messed up, man.
00:54:21I messed up.
00:54:25So Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:54:27Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:54:29Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:54:37Mmm.
00:54:39Something wrong, boss?
00:54:41I've never done this before.
00:54:43What do I do?
00:54:45What do I say?
00:54:47Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:54:49What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:51Well, you feel like rushing home to her
00:54:53with a cake.
00:54:55You're right, Eddie.
00:54:57Thank you.
00:54:59Remind me to give you a raise.
00:55:01Oh, will do. Go get her.
00:55:07Whew.
00:55:17Lexi,
00:55:19I need to talk to you.
00:55:21No.
00:55:23Um, Lexi?
00:55:25I think we should chat.
00:55:29Stupid.
00:55:33Hi, Nick.
00:55:35I've packed my stuff
00:55:37and I'll come back for it.
00:55:39Thank you for hosting me in your house
00:55:41and in your body.
00:55:43Shit.
00:55:45Where did you go, Lexi?
00:55:51Lexi, where are you?
00:55:53Mr. Rivers?
00:55:55This is Samantha, Lexi's friend.
00:55:57Can you come pick her up?
00:56:01Okay.
00:56:03Your boyfriend is on his way.
00:56:07He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:09This man is skipping work and driving across town
00:56:11to get you.
00:56:13He is so your boyfriend.
00:56:15He was in my body for a couple of days.
00:56:17He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:19Okay, girl.
00:56:21Too much information.
00:56:23But all I'm saying is
00:56:25you are drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock in the morning
00:56:27because of this man.
00:56:29You like him.
00:56:31I hate when you're right.
00:56:33That's kind of my thing.
00:56:35Is there more tequila shots?
00:56:37No more for you.
00:56:39Water, please?
00:56:43Lexi.
00:56:45Lexi, get up.
00:56:53Wait, where am I?
00:56:55You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:57Did you really have to drink that much?
00:56:59Why do you care?
00:57:01Why do I care, Lexi?
00:57:03Are you serious right now?
00:57:07Why do I care, Lexi?
00:57:09Are you serious right now?
00:57:13Yes, Nick.
00:57:15I am serious.
00:57:17Two hours
00:57:19after we swapped, you were kissing another woman.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:23Nick, I saw that when I was bringing you
00:57:25a homemade lunch that I made for you.
00:57:27Like a little
00:57:29stupid fucking
00:57:31girl.
00:57:33Okay, it's
00:57:35not like that between me and Ava. It's complicated.
00:57:37Nick, I heard
00:57:39everything that she said.
00:57:41And you know what?
00:57:43She's right.
00:57:45You guys are perfect together.
00:57:47You didn't even like me.
00:57:49You thought
00:57:51I was a frigid,
00:57:53heartless asshole.
00:57:55So why do you care?
00:57:57I don't. I think that it's best if we
00:57:59go back to how we were before when we hated
00:58:01each other because things were a lot simpler.
00:58:03Okay? Please.
00:58:07Warm milk
00:58:09and honey works like a charm
00:58:11for period cramps
00:58:13and hangovers.
00:58:21So do we have a deal?
00:58:23Give me the money, my men will take care of the rest.
00:58:25You won't have to worry
00:58:27about Lexi Ember
00:58:29ever again.
00:58:31Exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:58:45Let go of me!
00:58:47Your old friend said it's the little lady.
00:58:49You're coming with us.
00:58:53Okay.
00:59:01Just like old times, huh?
00:59:03But except my dad's McAllen,
00:59:05this wine is from Italy.
00:59:07This really is not the time.
00:59:09What do you mean?
00:59:11It's the perfect time.
00:59:13Especially now that that Lexi Ember is out of the picture.
00:59:15Wait, what do you mean
00:59:17out of the picture?
00:59:19Who are you?
00:59:21And what do you want?
00:59:23It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:59:25And they want us to teach you
00:59:27not to play with others' toy at the playground.
00:59:29Get away from me!
00:59:31I didn't steal anything.
00:59:33Get away from me!
00:59:35A man-stealer
00:59:37and a liar.
00:59:39Aren't you quite the handful.
00:59:41Plus, you broke my nose,
00:59:43didn't you?
00:59:45Do you remember?
00:59:47Do you remember?
00:59:49Don't you think you should make it up to me?
00:59:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:53A million.
00:59:57You guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers.
00:59:59If you let me call him,
01:00:01he can bring me a million dollars.
01:00:03You guys will have the money, I promise.
01:00:05Just let me call him.
01:00:11Nick,
01:00:13just look at you.
01:00:15You're so jumpy whenever someone
01:00:17even mentions her name.
01:00:19You need to relax.
01:00:25Lexi?
01:00:26Lexi, where are you?
01:00:27Please come get me, please.
01:00:28Lexi, what's going on?
01:00:29Are you okay?
01:00:30Mr. Rivers,
01:00:31we have your woman.
01:00:33Bring us a million dollars
01:00:35or you'll never see her again.
01:00:40Bring us a million dollars
01:00:42or you'll never see her again.
01:00:44Of course, yeah.
01:00:45Anything you want.
01:00:46Just tell me where she is.
01:00:47I'm sending you the address.
01:00:49Come within 30 minutes.
01:00:51Oh, don't bother coming at all.
01:00:54Hello?
01:00:55Hello?
01:00:57Fuck!
01:00:59Fuck!
01:01:03You're in on this, aren't you?
01:01:05I don't know what you're talking about.
01:01:06Don't play fucking games with me!
01:01:08A man just called
01:01:09and said he wants a million dollars
01:01:10or he's gonna kill Lexi.
01:01:12I swear to God, Ava,
01:01:14if anything happens to her,
01:01:16I'm coming for you.
01:01:26Danny?
01:01:27What the fuck?
01:01:29Your men just called Nick
01:01:30and they're asking for ransom?
01:01:32This wasn't part of the plan.
01:01:38Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:01:42Looks like your boyfriend isn't coming, is he?
01:01:44Then what are we waiting for?
01:01:45This bitch is a piece.
01:01:47And I'm starving.
01:01:48Don't touch me.
01:01:50And I'm starving.
01:01:51Don't touch me.
01:01:53Nick!
01:01:54Hey, let her go!
01:01:55Lexi!
01:01:57Not so fast, lover boy.
01:01:59Show us the money.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Now close it and hand it over.
01:02:10Slowly.
01:02:12One step at a time.
01:02:26Hey.
01:02:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:28You okay?
01:02:29You're not hurt?
01:02:30I thought that you were mad at me.
01:02:32That you weren't coming for me.
01:02:33Mad?
01:02:35That is the craziest thing
01:02:38I have ever heard anyone say.
01:02:40I can never stay mad at you.
01:02:42Lexi, you know that.
01:02:45Hold on.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:48Who hired you?
01:02:49It was Diaz.
01:02:51He said he'd pay us 50k
01:02:53to teach Lexi Ember a lesson.
01:02:55That's all I know.
01:02:56Danny Diaz.
01:02:59Okay.
01:03:01Here's what you're gonna do.
01:03:03You're gonna go to Diaz
01:03:04and you're gonna...
01:03:05How did you say?
01:03:06Teach him a lesson?
01:03:08Okay.
01:03:10Here's what you're gonna do.
01:03:12You're gonna go to Diaz
01:03:13and you're gonna teach him a lesson.
01:03:16In return,
01:03:17I won't break your nose
01:03:18and send you to jail.
01:03:20All right.
01:03:23All right, now get your buddy
01:03:24and get the fuck out of here.
01:03:30Did he hit me with a briefcase?
01:03:32Who does that?
01:03:34Hey, come here.
01:03:35Come here.
01:03:36Come here.
01:03:39It's okay.
01:03:40I got you.
01:03:41I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you,
01:03:42I promise.
01:03:47Oh, my God, you're hurt.
01:03:49Yeah, I'm gonna get you home
01:03:50and we're gonna take care of this.
01:03:51I need fucking medicine.
01:03:52No, no.
01:03:55Let me be heroic for once.
01:03:59Gentlemen.
01:04:01Did you take care of that Ember bitch or what, huh?
01:04:03Give me the good news.
01:04:05What's going on?
01:04:06Ow, what the fuck?
01:04:07Ow, I paid you.
01:04:08What the fuck?
01:04:09Next time you think about fucking
01:04:10with Nick, River's woman,
01:04:12you think back on this day.
01:04:14No, no.
01:04:19No, no, no.
01:04:20No, no, not my pretty face.
01:04:21Not my pretty face.
01:04:22No, no, no.
01:04:23No, no, no.
01:04:24No, no, no.
01:04:25No, no, no.
01:04:26No, no, no.
01:04:27Not my pretty face.
01:04:37All right.
01:04:38You are all set, Miss Ember.
01:04:43Thank you, Mr. Evers.
01:04:47Ah, Lexi.
01:04:50But me and Ava...
01:04:53There's never been anything between me and her.
01:04:57To be honest, I've never fallen for anyone before.
01:05:04That is, until I met you.
01:05:09Nick.
01:05:12You fell in love with me?
01:05:14Despite all the crazy, chaotic body-swapping stuff?
01:05:18I think I have.
01:05:20Please stay.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:29Okay, I'll stay.
01:05:40Nick.
01:05:42What if we swap back again?
01:05:44We can't.
01:05:46What if we swap back again?
01:05:48We can't do it.
01:05:51Nick.
01:05:53What if we swap back again?
01:05:55We can't do it.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00You're right.
01:06:02Shouldn't risk it.
01:06:06It's getting late.
01:06:07You should probably get some rest.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:17Okay.
01:06:29This isn't working.
01:06:32This is not working.
01:06:39What do you mean Nick took her home?
01:06:42Stupid idiot.
01:06:47All right, Lexi Ember.
01:06:49You leave me no choice.
01:06:51It's war between you and me.
01:06:58Nick?
01:07:02Thank God you're here.
01:07:04I have an idea.
01:07:06Great.
01:07:07Can I finish my coffee first?
01:07:09Okay, sure.
01:07:10But hurry, because we have an appointment in 30 minutes with a second.
01:07:15A what now?
01:07:17A second.
01:07:25I don't think some hippie wannabe witch is going to solve our problem.
01:07:32Nick, she is the best in LA.
01:07:34Actually, the best of the United States of America.
01:07:39Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Whisper.
01:07:41I am so sorry.
01:07:42My friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:07:44Oh, he's not your friend, is he, darling?
01:07:46No, you like him way more than you will admit.
01:07:49Hey, I like this lady.
01:07:51And you.
01:07:53Me.
01:07:54You like her too much to say now.
01:07:56Even if it means coming to some hippie-dippie wannabe witch.
01:08:01I did say that, my bad.
01:08:03In your face.
01:08:06So, you guys come seeking answers to the body-swapping situation, is that right?
01:08:13Don't worry, darling.
01:08:14A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body-swapping unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:23Don't worry, darling.
01:08:24A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body-swapping unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:30Okay, so what you're saying is we can kiss as long as there's not a full moon.
01:08:33Exactly, darling.
01:08:34Wait, but why would this just happen randomly?
01:08:38Nothing happens randomly, darling.
01:08:40You see, you two are here because you're going to have to face these obstacles of love and show how much you love one another.
01:08:52But remember, just because you guys are back in your bodies doesn't mean your journey ends here.
01:08:58You're going to go through obstacles, and what if the spirits are telling me you're going to have to face them together?
01:09:10All right, that'll be $10,000 for today's session.
01:09:12Wait, what?
01:09:13All right, take Venmo, Cash App, PayPal. What will you be charging?
01:09:15Oh, we have card. His card.
01:09:18Good thing she took cards.
01:09:21Yeah, well, at least we got our questions answered, and I don't have to be scared anymore.
01:09:29Are you okay?
01:09:31Yep, I just realized we've never been on a real date, so what do you say?
01:09:40Shall we?
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:43Yeah?
01:09:44Sure.
01:09:45Let's go.
01:09:46All right.
01:09:48Let's go this way.
01:09:49No, I want to go this way.
01:09:54Well done, Cupid.
01:09:56Well done.
01:10:01All right, one more step, one more, one more.
01:10:03Okay.
01:10:04Now, okay, almost there.
01:10:06Oh, my God.
01:10:07Keep going.
01:10:08I'm so scared, I'm so scared.
01:10:09And stop.
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:17Nicole.
01:10:18I had this dress hand-tailored for you by...
01:10:21Yours truly.
01:10:23It is a pleasure to meet you.
01:10:25Oh, my God, I'm Julian.
01:10:28It's a pleasure.
01:10:29I'm a big fan, and that is the most stunning dress that I've ever seen.
01:10:33This is just a sample dress made with rayon.
01:10:36See these shiny little things?
01:10:38Those are just cheap crystals.
01:10:40After I take your measurements today, I will remake this dress with silk, and then I will hand-sew the diamonds on it.
01:10:47I know that your parents have planned a birthday party this Saturday, so I wanted to get you a dress for the special day.
01:10:54Oh, my...
01:10:55Nick, no, I can't.
01:10:56It's too much.
01:10:57Oh, honey, nothing is too much for the woman that stole Nick River's heart.
01:11:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:03Okay, yeah.
01:11:04Put it that way.
01:11:06Fitting room?
01:11:08Oh, I gotta take this.
01:11:09I'll be right back.
01:11:10Okay, bye.
01:11:12Isn't this Lexi Ember?
01:11:18Ava Harris.
01:11:24Ava Harris.
01:11:26I'm sorry, miss, but this store is only open to my VIP guests today.
01:11:33This is your VIP?
01:11:36Do you know who I am?
01:11:38I'm a Harris.
01:11:40My family owns half the malls in New York.
01:11:42Well, too bad this is L.A.
01:11:44This is the River's mom, so...
01:11:46Shoo!
01:11:49Such a pity.
01:11:50This used to be such a decent neighborhood.
01:11:52All the shops were members only, so you wouldn't run into a disgusting man-stealing whore.
01:11:57I didn't steal Nick. He chose me.
01:11:59I understand you wouldn't know about that because you're a sour bitch.
01:12:03You take that back.
01:12:08Ava!
01:12:09Nick!
01:12:10If you touch her again, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
01:12:12How dare you threaten me, Nick, over some random bimbo.
01:12:15Random bimbo?
01:12:17Lexi is my girlfriend.
01:12:19And if you came here to pick on her, I suggest you get the hell out.
01:12:22Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:12:24I'm here to buy a dress.
01:12:26And I think I like that one.
01:12:32Of course.
01:12:35I'm here to buy a dress.
01:12:37And I think I like that one.
01:12:42Miss, this dress is customized for Miss Ember.
01:12:45It is not for sale.
01:12:47Oh, come on.
01:12:48Everything has a price.
01:12:50What's it gonna take?
01:12:51$5,000?
01:12:53Miss, I already told you, no.
01:13:01$5,000!
01:13:02Oh my god, Ava, this dress is 100% silk.
01:13:06It's hand-sewn on the lining with real diamonds by Miss Juliana Rossi herself.
01:13:10Well, of course, I can plainly see that it is handmade with silk and diamonds.
01:13:14$10,000.
01:13:16Listen, Ava, if you can't afford it, it's totally cool.
01:13:21You're not poor.
01:13:23But, you know, just know that I wouldn't have tried it on if...
01:13:26$20,000.
01:13:30Final offer.
01:13:32What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:33Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:37$20,000.
01:13:41What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:42Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:46I'll pay you $20,000 for this dress.
01:13:50Go on, wrap it up.
01:13:52Now.
01:13:54I'm sorry, Miss Ember, but I can't say no to this offer.
01:13:59It's okay.
01:14:01Ahem.
01:14:09Do you see that, Lexi?
01:14:11Money rules this world.
01:14:13Why don't you just crawl back to your little tech company and stay off my turf?
01:14:21I wonder when she'll find out that that dress only cost $100.
01:14:26But, um, Miss Juliana Rossi, nonetheless,
01:14:29that dress was absolutely gorgeous.
01:14:31The detailing was spot on.
01:14:32I'm really sorry that she had to take it.
01:14:34Oh, Lexi, don't even worry about it.
01:14:36I will make you another dress just as stunning for your birthday party.
01:14:41I mean, after all, you just paid me $19,900 for it.
01:14:46Yes, I did.
01:14:47All right, come on.
01:14:49I have another surprise for you at home.
01:14:53Nick Rivers, are you trying to spoil me?
01:14:56That's right, Miss Ember.
01:14:57Okay.
01:15:02Just be patient.
01:15:03Okay, okay, okay.
01:15:04All right?
01:15:05Okay.
01:15:09Nick, what is this?
01:15:11I don't know.
01:15:12I don't know.
01:15:14Nick, what is this?
01:15:17It's a late night snack date.
01:15:19Voila.
01:15:20Nick, I can't eat all this on my own.
01:15:22You don't eat snacks.
01:15:23Well, who said you're going to eat it by yourself?
01:15:27No snacks, no sweets, fried food, your 168 diet.
01:15:32Fuck it.
01:15:38I finally got through to you.
01:15:40You're fun now.
01:15:42I'll cheers to that.
01:15:45Cheers.
01:15:54You did it, Nick.
01:15:56You gave me the perfect day.
01:15:59Well, I guess my work here is done.
01:16:04I know of a good way that we could end today.
01:16:13Yeah.
01:16:23Wait.
01:16:25I don't want to risk it.
01:16:29Nick, I'm willing to risk it.
01:16:32I want this.
01:16:35I want you.
01:16:40Okay.
01:16:43Okay.
01:17:04Nick.
01:17:06Do you believe what the soul whisperer said?
01:17:09That this is our destiny?
01:17:13Last week, Nick would have said it's a load of crap.
01:17:17But now, yeah, I think I do.
01:17:21What about the obstacle she warned us about?
01:17:24We swapped bodies for 60 hours and survived that.
01:17:29Whatever's waiting for us out there, I think we can manage together.
01:17:35You really mean that?
01:17:37You know I mean every single word.
01:17:42I love you.
01:17:50Hi.
01:17:52I'm inviting my dad.
01:17:53Yes, it's a family lunch.
01:17:55Hi.
01:17:56Beautiful.
01:17:57So do you.
01:18:02How does it feel to be a week from turning 28, sweetheart?
01:18:06It's almost as old as you, pops.
01:18:08And how is our favorite future son-in-law?
01:18:12You know, Marshall and I thought that you were doing a bit to shut us up about the engagement.
01:18:19But, I mean, look at you two now.
01:18:22You're just perfect together.
01:18:24Happy birthday, Lexi.
01:18:26Thank you. I'm very happy you're here.
01:18:28So is Nick.
01:18:29Who's ready to celebrate?
01:18:31Birthday girl?
01:18:32Yes.
01:18:37Wow, Mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:40Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:44Oh.
01:18:45From who?
01:18:51Wow, Mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:54Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:59Oh.
01:19:00From who?
01:19:03It's like a $5,000 bottle of wine.
01:19:05Um, I'm, um, I don't, I don't remember.
01:19:08A toast.
01:19:10To Lexi, our baby girl, and Nick.
01:19:14Her perfect match.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:16Here, here.
01:19:26Lexi, what's wrong?
01:19:29I just, I don't know who would send us this expensive ass bottle of wine.
01:19:32It seems weird.
01:19:34Yeah.
01:19:35So, honey, I, um.
01:19:37Dad?
01:19:38Dad!
01:19:39Dad, can you hear me?
01:19:43Dad!
01:19:44Mom?
01:19:46Dad, Mom!
01:19:47Dad!
01:19:48Dad, what's going on?
01:19:49Dad, Dad, what's wrong?
01:19:50Dad, Dad!
01:19:51Someone help!
01:19:52Someone call 911!
01:19:53What?
01:20:03It'll take them some time to recover, Miss Amber.
01:20:06But your parents are going to be okay.
01:20:11Thank you, Doctor.
01:20:16Oh, one more thing, Miss Amber.
01:20:19We found a concerning amount of benzos in their blood, which very likely caused their unconsciousness.
01:20:25I'd be extra careful with anxiety meds in the future.
01:20:30Okay, thank you.
01:20:37Hey.
01:20:38Oh, God.
01:20:39Hey, girl.
01:20:43How you holding up?
01:20:46I'm fine.
01:20:47Um.
01:20:50I, I think that somebody drank my parents' wine.
01:20:56Okay, I thought about this.
01:20:58And the wine was sent anonymously.
01:21:00And with the bottle thrown away, we have no proof.
01:21:02Anonymously.
01:21:03And with the bottle thrown away, we have no proof.
01:21:05But your bestie bribed the restaurant manager into showing her the street surveillance footage.
01:21:10And guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:21:16Guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:21:19Ava Harris?
01:21:20Mm-hmm.
01:21:22Right.
01:21:23Is that my name I hear?
01:21:25How flattering, Lexi, that I seem to be on your mind all the time.
01:21:30Stay the fuck away from my parents!
01:21:33Whoa!
01:21:34Lexi, relax.
01:21:36I just came to pay them a visit.
01:21:38I mean, it was so sweet of them to invite me to your birthday party next week.
01:21:41No one invited you anywhere, Ava.
01:21:43I know that you drugged the wine.
01:21:44How could you accuse me of something like that?
01:21:48It's not my fault if they die from their addiction.
01:21:51You can come at me all you want, but you fuck with my family and I will make your life a living hell.
01:21:59Is that what you're going to...
01:22:11I really wouldn't have done that if I were you, Lexi.
01:22:14Did you get that?
01:22:21Heiress Lexi Ember attacks Ava Harris, who was visiting her family in the hospital.
01:22:27With a headline like that and your folks' condition, Ember Tech's stocks will plummet and you can kiss your family's company goodbye.
01:22:34Lucky for you, I'm willing to be the bigger man here.
01:22:37I'm not going to post that video if you get down on your knees and beg me.
01:22:43And I mean really beg me, Lexi.
01:22:45I'm not going to beg you for anything.
01:22:47Oh, but what's more important here?
01:22:50Your stupid ego or your family's company that they've worked so hard to build?
01:22:55What do I do?
01:22:56I can't let her take mom and dad's company while they're lying in hospital beds.
01:23:02You know what? Let's give her a hand, shall we?
01:23:08Get the fuck off of me!
01:23:10All you have to do is beg, Lexi.
01:23:12Get the fuck off of me!
01:23:15Take your hands off of her, now!
01:23:16Bitch!
01:23:19In a hospital, Ava, for God's sake, what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:23:22You're taking her side?
01:23:24She attacked me and blamed me for her family's drug abuse.
01:23:28Yeah, I believe Lexi. She's innocent.
01:23:32Well then, tune into the evening news and watch while I ruin your precious girlfriend and her family's company.
01:23:43Are you okay?
01:23:44Yeah, I'm fine, but Nick, we need to hurry, okay?
01:23:46The evening news is going to be on in three hours and I need your help.
01:23:50Okay.
01:23:55I was really surprised to get your call, Nick.
01:23:58I just wanted to catch up a little, for old time's sake.
01:24:02Does your little girlfriend know about this?
01:24:05Who cares? She's in the hospital. Plus, I'm only with her for the money.
01:24:10Now that her company's sinking, I'm just going to break up with her. Buy her for cheap.
01:24:15Really? You're leaving her?
01:24:18Let's just say I've got someone else on my mind.
01:24:29Really, Nick? If you liked me, you should have just said so.
01:24:34You don't know all of the trouble I went through just to get you.
01:24:39Really?
01:24:42What did you do, Ava?
01:24:49I told that bitch to back off, but she didn't listen.
01:24:53So I laced the wine with benzos and had it sent to her parents.
01:25:00I signed the card from Lexi's secret admirer.
01:25:06They probably thought it was you, bunch of idiots.
01:25:09So you did drink the wine?
01:25:12Yeah. Yeah, I did. I just wanted to teach her a lesson.
01:25:17You know, tell her to stay away from my man.
01:25:21Listen, I have an idea.
01:25:24What if we save the video for Lexi's birthday party?
01:25:29We put it up on the big screen, and I broke up with her in front of everyone.
01:25:36She'd be so dead.
01:25:38She'd be so dead.
01:25:42I didn't know you could play dirty like this, Nick Rivers.
01:25:46Alright, it's getting late, and Lexi could come back any time.
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:54Oh, and remember, no showing that video until Lexi's birthday party.
01:26:01Of course. I'll keep it a surprise.
01:26:09Oh, and you should wear that dress to the party.
01:26:14That would drive Lexi through the roof.
01:26:17Oh, Nicky. I knew you'd come around.
01:26:22Soon you'll be mine.
01:26:25Good night.
01:26:26Good night.
01:26:35Did you get it?
01:26:36Did you get it?
01:26:38I think we got it.
01:26:41So you did drug the wine.
01:26:44Yeah. Yeah, I did.
01:26:50I'm sorry you had to hear this.
01:26:53And I'm sorry that you and your parents got dragged into this mess.
01:26:57I can't believe Ava would do this.
01:26:59Nick, Nick. It's not your fault, okay? We're in this together.
01:27:02Yeah.
01:27:03I got the proof that I need it.
01:27:05For you. Anything.
01:27:08At my birthday party on Saturday, Ava Harris is going down.
01:27:12Yeah, she is.
01:27:20Doctor? Yeah, this is him.
01:27:24Yeah. Yeah, I'll be over as soon as I can.
01:27:26Hey, Nick. What happened?
01:27:28It's my dad. He's in the OR.
01:27:32They're going into emergency surgery.
01:27:34Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
01:27:36Yeah.
01:27:48Nick, how long have you been here?
01:27:51Eight hours and 23 minutes.
01:27:57Been waiting for you to wake up.
01:28:01Listen, Nicholas.
01:28:04I am sorry.
01:28:08You lost your mother, and I...
01:28:12I just don't know how to love you the way she did.
01:28:16But I do love you.
01:28:18And I'm proud of the dad you've become.
01:28:26Thanks, Dad.
01:28:29You're not Mom, but...
01:28:32you're a pretty good Pop.
01:28:36Before we get all gushy and teary,
01:28:40I gotta ask you a favor.
01:28:43Can I have Mom's engagement ring?
01:28:50Sure.
01:28:53Sure.
01:28:57The doctor says you can go home soon.
01:28:59How do you feel?
01:29:00For the tenth time, we're fine. Don't worry.
01:29:02Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:29:04See?
01:29:06Okay.
01:29:10Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Ember.
01:29:12Do you mind if I steal Lexi away for a moment?
01:29:15What's the Grand Canyon?
01:29:17Not at all. Your kids have fun.
01:29:22Bye. Love you.
01:29:30Nick...
01:29:31I'm sure that the surprise is great,
01:29:33but I also have to prepare for my parents' discharge,
01:29:35I have to go to the office...
01:29:36Shh, okay.
01:29:37Just let me give you the surprise.
01:29:44Your mom texted me
01:29:46and said that you needed a break from taking care of them
01:29:49and the company.
01:29:51So...
01:29:52I rented this entire place.
01:29:55After all, this is where it all started.
01:29:58You and I.
01:30:01Thank you, Nick.
01:30:02I needed this.
01:30:05May I have the honor?
01:30:08I guess.
01:30:09Yeah.
01:30:17Remember when I said that you're a grumpy, frigid old man?
01:30:21Yeah.
01:30:22I take that back.
01:30:23Oh, Nick.
01:30:25Remember when I said you were a spoiled princess?
01:30:28Mm-hmm.
01:30:29I take it back, too.
01:30:32We make a pretty good team.
01:30:34Yeah.
01:30:35We make the best team, Lexi Ember.
01:30:50What a party.
01:30:51Everybody who's anybody is here.
01:30:55Lexi Ember.
01:30:56The heiress of the biggest tech company in L.A.
01:30:59It isn't just that.
01:31:00Have you heard?
01:31:01She's now with Nick Rivers.
01:31:03Shut up.
01:31:05Nick Rivers?
01:31:06The super hot billionaire CEO?
01:31:13That's Eva Harris.
01:31:15I heard she's gonna be named CEO for her family's business next week.
01:31:18Just look at her dress.
01:31:20And isn't she Nick's childhood sweetheart?
01:31:23Guess Lexi has some competition.
01:31:28Oh, my gosh.
01:31:30She looks so amazing.
01:31:32I've never seen such a beautiful dress.
01:31:37Glad to see you're here, Eva.
01:31:39Guessing it was a part of your plan to get a $200,000 dress and steal my thunder, huh?
01:31:43I'm really sorry it didn't work out.
01:31:45It's just a stupid dress.
01:31:47What are you being so smug about?
01:31:51Oh.
01:31:54Oh.
01:31:57What the fuck, Nick?
01:32:01I'm playing the part.
01:32:03You want to surprise her at the end, right?
01:32:06I'm sorry.
01:32:07Oh.
01:32:08My hand must have slipped.
01:32:10It's fine. It's fine. Yeah.
01:32:11There's plenty of wine for you to spill on yourself.
01:32:14Also, you don't need to worry about anything being drugged or anything.
01:32:20Enjoy it while you can, Lexi.
01:32:22Just wait until Nick dumps you and ruins your reputation in front of all these people.
01:32:30Everyone, I just want to thank you for coming out to my 28th birthday party.
01:32:34I'm surprised that I made it this far.
01:32:36And ladies and gentlemen, I would like to invite a very special guest up on stage,
01:32:41Eva Harris, my old friend, heiress of the Harris family.
01:32:47Eva and I have a special surprise for the birthday girl.
01:32:52What do you say, Eva? Should we show them?
01:32:54No time like the present, Nick.
01:32:56All right. Put it on, boys.
01:32:58This is the end of you, bitch.
01:33:00What did you do, Eva?
01:33:02I told that bitch to back off, but she didn't listen.
01:33:06So I laced the wine with Benzo's and had it sent to her beer.
01:33:10Bunch of idiots.
01:33:11Eva has drugged our wine.
01:33:13Bunch of idiots.
01:33:14Eva has drugged our wine.
01:33:16She did drug the wine.
01:33:18Yeah. Yeah, I did.
01:33:21I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know?
01:33:24Tell her to stay away from my beer.
01:33:27You all heard it loud and clear, ladies and gentlemen.
01:33:30Miss Eva Harris has sent a poisoned bottle of wine to my parents in order to hurt me and my family.
01:33:36No. No. It wasn't me. You're lying.
01:33:38Nick, you set me up with this fucking bitch, didn't you?
01:33:41Watch your mouth, Eva. That's my girlfriend you're talking about.
01:33:57Oh. My. God.
01:34:00Are you all idiots?
01:34:02Someone get me a towel or something.
01:34:04Oh, no. You guys don't have to worry about getting her anything.
01:34:06Actually, Miss Harris was just headed out, so...
01:34:10I'm gonna kill you, Lexi Ember.
01:34:13Miss Eva Harris, you're under arrest for the malicious injury of Marshall Ember, Paula Ember, and John Rivers.
01:34:21Oh, no. That's not me. That's not me. He has the wrong person.
01:34:24I'll take it from here, Miss Ember.
01:34:26I don't want to go to jail.
01:34:28Well, maybe you should have thought about that before hurting my parents.
01:34:30Oh, also, I forgot to mention, that dress is actually, like, $100 or something like that.
01:34:36What?
01:34:38Ew! Oh, my God!
01:34:41You have to let me change! Oh, my God!
01:34:43It ain't that champagne power. That was quite the surprise.
01:34:46Well, we were hoping to top that.
01:34:54And this is the stamp I use as CEO of Ember Tech Corporation.
01:35:01And as our gift to you on your 28th birthday.
01:35:06We'd like you to have this.
01:35:08Oh, my God! Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:35:12Your father and I could use a little break, and the days that we were in the hospital proved that you're ready, honey.
01:35:19And when it gets to be a little too much, we know you'll always have the best help.
01:35:25At your service, my lady.
01:35:29This is the best surprise ever.
01:35:31I wouldn't be so sure about that, darling.
01:35:34Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention one last time.
01:35:39I have a final surprise tonight for the birthday girl.
01:35:43I never thought that I would fall in love.
01:35:48That is until I met a spoiled heiress with an attitude problem.
01:35:54But I was wrong.
01:35:57About love, and about her.
01:36:00And now I see, Maxi.
01:36:03You are so beautiful, and kind, and caring.
01:36:10You can make me laugh in a million different ways.
01:36:16And once I said that I would rather die than marry you.
01:36:21But now I know that I couldn't live without you.
01:36:28I couldn't live without you.
01:36:30So, I have a question for you, Luxy Ember.
01:36:41Will you marry me?
01:36:46Yes.
01:36:47Yes?
01:36:48Of course I'll marry you, of course.
01:36:53It's a fairy tale come true.
01:36:57Mission accomplished.
01:37:06Oh, this is the best surprise ever.
01:37:09For you. Anything.
01:37:14Wait.
01:37:15Shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:37:19Just shut up and kiss me.
01:37:28Yeah.
01:37:31Are you ready?
01:37:33Ready.
01:37:35One, two, three.
01:37:41That's a girl?
01:37:42Yes, it's a girl.
01:37:45Okay, come on. Cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone.
01:37:49Hey, Samantha. I was thinking maybe we could grab a drink sometime?
01:37:53I'm going to stop you right there.
01:37:55You work for my best friend's husband.
01:37:58We're just friends. I'm never going to date you.
01:38:08All right.
01:38:10All right.
01:38:16All right.
01:38:18Let's get to work.

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