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00:00:00Miss Ember? This way please.
00:00:05Nope, not today.
00:00:10Come on sweetie, let's just talk.
00:00:12What is there to talk about?
00:00:20I'm not marrying Nick Rivers. He's a frigid, pretentious asshole.
00:00:24Arranged marriage with Lexi Ember.
00:00:29I don't think so father.
00:00:31Our family's tech company is blooming.
00:00:34She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:00:38All he does is read. At June's party he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:00:42She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:00:46Just give her a chance, Nick.
00:00:48At least give him a chance. We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:00:52God, mom, excuse him, but am I not speaking English?
00:00:56I'm going to say this one last time.
00:00:59Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Lexi Ember.
00:01:11Challenge accepted.
00:01:19At least she looks good in that dress.
00:01:25Thanks for joining, Lexi. 19 minutes late.
00:01:28Girl, he doesn't just wake up like this, you know.
00:01:31At least he looks good in that suit.
00:01:33Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe.
00:01:36And don't gulp it.
00:01:39Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:01:42Don't mansplain me on how to drink wine. We're alone, Nick.
00:01:44I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:01:47Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:01:48A can of Rickey, please.
00:01:53Wait, that's your go-to drink, too?
00:01:55Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
00:02:00You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald?
00:02:03Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
00:02:05F. Scott Fitzgerald.
00:02:08What?
00:02:10Okay, I'll be right back.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:22Lexi?
00:02:24Lexi?
00:02:28That was you?
00:02:29What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:02:33Who's your new mentor?
00:02:40Really, Lexi?
00:02:42You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
00:02:48I caught you in bed with your secretary.
00:02:51Oh, God.
00:02:55You're a cheating asshole.
00:02:58Oh, it's not my fault. You don't like to give it up.
00:03:02A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:05Oh, but I'm saving myself for marriage. What, are you born in the fucking 1900s? You're a fucking prude.
00:03:09At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
00:03:14With no heart.
00:03:18Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:03:20Do you know who I am?
00:03:22You're fucking worthless without me. You are nothing, Lexi. Nothing without me. You know that?
00:03:26Do you know that, Lexi? Huh?
00:03:28Hey, you don't ever put your hands on her. Do you hear me?
00:03:34You stay the fuck away from her.
00:03:38Or I'll break your arm.
00:03:41You hear me?
00:03:43Let me go.
00:03:52We should do this again soon.
00:03:56I'll see you later, Lexi.
00:04:11Lexi, that's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:04:15I'm still working on it. I'm trying to move past my mistakes. Right, Nick?
00:04:20You're still the same naive, reckless, spoiled princess who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:04:28You know what? Fine. Think what you want, okay? At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like you.
00:04:34I can't believe my father wanted me to marry someone like you.
00:04:37You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:04:39And I didn't read The Great Gatsby. I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:04:52Fuck me.
00:04:58Lexi? Lexi, wait! Lexi!
00:05:28Ow.
00:05:46What the hell?
00:05:48What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:05:50Hello?
00:05:53Oh my God.
00:06:03This can't be happening.
00:06:04Oh my God, this is impossible.
00:06:05This can't be happening.
00:06:06I swapped bodies with Lexi.
00:06:09Wait, that's my voice.
00:06:23What are you doing with my body? Give it back.
00:06:26Lexi, don't panic.
00:06:27Don't panic? This is literally the best time to panic. You have my freaking body.
00:06:31Calm down.
00:06:32No.
00:06:33We'll figure out a way to swap back.
00:06:36How?
00:06:43Three.
00:06:46Two.
00:06:48Get out of my body!
00:06:51One.
00:06:55Ah!
00:07:08You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:11What's that?
00:07:14Kissing?
00:07:25Yeah, no, you're not.
00:07:27Nice try.
00:07:28Okay, Lexi, first of all, if I kissed you, it would basically be like me kissing myself, which is super weird.
00:07:35Second of all, aren't, in those chick movies, don't they like, I don't know, there's like a magical kiss or whatever?
00:07:40Yeah, well, if you actually watched the girly movies, you'd know that the magic only works if they're in love.
00:07:45You know, fine, stay in my body.
00:07:47Fine.
00:07:48But there is something that I should probably prepare you for, especially in the morning.
00:07:54In the morning.
00:07:58Ew, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:02You can kiss.
00:08:05None of that.
00:08:06No tongue.
00:08:07None.
00:08:08Do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:11No.
00:08:12Kiss me.
00:08:26It's not working.
00:08:28Oh my God, I'm going to be stuck in your body forever.
00:08:32Daddy would know what to do.
00:08:33I need Daddy.
00:08:34Lexi!
00:08:35No, no.
00:08:37You can't tell anyone, okay?
00:08:40They will think we're crazy.
00:08:50We just have to work together, okay?
00:08:53We'll figure this out.
00:08:55Okay?
00:08:58Oh.
00:09:00Mommy, Daddy.
00:09:02Father.
00:09:04Okay, I'm fine.
00:09:06Get off.
00:09:13Um, Mommy?
00:09:16Daddy?
00:09:18The restaurant clerk said you were passed out on the street.
00:09:21Passed out?
00:09:22We got hit by a car.
00:09:24What are you talking about, Nick?
00:09:25There was no car.
00:09:27Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture here.
00:09:31They were kissing.
00:09:33Oh.
00:09:34What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:09:37Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
00:09:41Yeah, you know what?
00:09:43No.
00:09:44Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome, amazing, all-around, outstanding guy ever.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53I was a big, big idiot.
00:09:57I'm in your body now, Nick.
00:09:58You want to dance?
00:10:01Let's dance.
00:10:06No.
00:10:07No, no, no.
00:10:08I was the huge idiot.
00:10:12Because Lexi is the total package.
00:10:16So pretty, smart.
00:10:18God, so sexy.
00:10:20Have you seen her booty?
00:10:26Sexy booty.
00:10:27Seriously?
00:10:29You got this on yourself.
00:10:31You know what?
00:10:33We have an announcement to make.
00:10:39We are moving in together.
00:10:45Look what you made me do.
00:10:48Oh, I just love him so much.
00:11:00Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:02Hey, I didn't want to come here.
00:11:03It was your idea to move.
00:11:04If we don't live together, people are going to figure us out.
00:11:06All right?
00:11:07Mm-hmm.
00:11:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:19Hey, hey.
00:11:20Hold it right there, cowboy.
00:11:21What do you think you're doing?
00:11:22You're going to see everything.
00:11:23Oh, my God.
00:11:25I'm not going to look.
00:11:26All right?
00:11:27OK, that's not the point.
00:11:28You're going to touch everything.
00:11:30OK, yeah.
00:11:31Well, would you rather you look like this when I'm going out?
00:11:38Oh, it's not good.
00:11:40Good point.
00:11:41Mm-hmm.
00:11:42How about this?
00:11:43How about this?
00:11:44I bathe you.
00:11:47Yeah, that's not happening.
00:11:49Sorry.
00:11:50OK, yeah.
00:11:51How about this?
00:11:52Stay there.
00:11:53One sec.
00:11:54I got an idea.
00:11:58Lexi, don't fuck up my shit.
00:12:02Aha!
00:12:07Take it.
00:12:15How'd it go?
00:12:17No peeking.
00:12:19Let me know if you have any questions.
00:12:22Ow!
00:12:23Genius, Lexi.
00:12:25There's got to be a better way.
00:12:30Eight suitcases of clothes and not one pair of underwear.
00:12:41Hey, I don't know.
00:12:42There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:12:49No, I'm not wearing this.
00:12:51No, this is torture.
00:12:54How does this even work?
00:12:57I don't know.
00:12:58There's something wrong with your, uh...
00:13:00Lexi, it's...
00:13:01What are you doing with my phone, you perv?
00:13:04Give me that back.
00:13:05No, give me it back right now.
00:13:06It's not what it looks like.
00:13:07Give me it back.
00:13:08I told you it's not what it looks like.
00:13:09Give me it back.
00:13:11Lexi, hey, look at me, OK?
00:13:14We already discussed we're not going to touch anything.
00:13:16We're not going to look down.
00:13:17We're only going to look up.
00:13:19We're not going to look down.
00:13:20And we're definitely not going to...
00:13:22Oh, God, I have a penis.
00:13:25I have a penis.
00:13:26Oh, my God.
00:13:28Freak out.
00:13:31OK.
00:13:34That's gross.
00:13:35Disgusting.
00:13:36Hey.
00:13:37I saw everything.
00:13:38Hey, I have, you know, plenty of women who would love to be in my body, OK?
00:13:45There's not even dressing on this.
00:13:47I'm not going to eat this.
00:13:51Do you have pet cows?
00:13:52Because this is their breakfast.
00:13:53That is my 1-6-8 diet.
00:13:55No fried foods.
00:13:56No snacks.
00:13:57No sweets.
00:13:58No fucking fights.
00:13:59Oof.
00:14:00So, you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:02You need to read all this.
00:14:04Oh, no.
00:14:05What the hell?
00:14:06There's no way I'm going to memorize.
00:14:07This is way too hard, Nick.
00:14:09And we have that meeting today with a Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:13What are we going to do?
00:14:15Shit.
00:14:16OK.
00:14:17That's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:19I'll take care of your meeting, OK?
00:14:21You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:22And if he asks you any questions, just say that we're assessing our positions and we're
00:14:25reinforcing our strategies.
00:14:27Assessing?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29OK.
00:14:30And you, be funny.
00:14:31Yeah.
00:14:32Tell some jokes.
00:14:33OK.
00:14:34Go.
00:14:35Please.
00:14:36Yeah, we're screwed.
00:14:38Screwed.
00:14:42Jesus.
00:14:43How do men greet each other?
00:14:46Think, Lexi.
00:14:47Think.
00:14:49Hi.
00:14:50Morning, boss.
00:14:51Yo.
00:14:52How's it hanging?
00:14:53Eddie, my man.
00:14:54Come over here, dude.
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56Sorry.
00:14:57Is everything OK?
00:14:58Sure.
00:14:59I'm great.
00:15:00How are you?
00:15:01I'm great.
00:15:02Good.
00:15:03I like this.
00:15:04Friendlier.
00:15:05Warmer.
00:15:06Yeah?
00:15:07It might work.
00:15:08Cool.
00:15:09Are you ready to go and, you know, do some business?
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:11Great.
00:15:12Boss shit.
00:15:13All right.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:15Are you ready to go and do some business?
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17Great.
00:15:18Boss shit.
00:15:19All right.
00:15:20Boss shit.
00:15:21Please.
00:15:22Thank you.
00:15:23Looking sharp.
00:15:24OK.
00:15:25What's that?
00:15:26Hey.
00:15:27There you are.
00:15:28OK.
00:15:29Love the new style.
00:15:30Very professional.
00:15:31Samantha, right?
00:15:32You're Lexi's, I mean, my assistant.
00:15:33You said it yourself.
00:15:34First besties, then business.
00:15:35Right.
00:15:36I'll choose business.
00:15:37Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:15:38I wish I could say no.
00:15:39That perv creeps me out.
00:15:40He's in your office.
00:15:41Want me to come with you?
00:15:42No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:15:43Also, could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:15:44Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour.
00:15:45OK?
00:15:46What was that?
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00:23:21Nice boss! God, I've been waiting to call her out for years on that.
00:23:28Why is that idiot... I mean, why am I dating that woman?
00:23:33Dating? Oh, you keep Regina around because her dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:40No, no, no. She's all over you, but there is no chemistry there.
00:23:45There's no chemistry between you and any woman.
00:23:48Really? That's surprising.
00:23:52Because I'm so hot and rich and stuff.
00:23:57Yeah. Hot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:01Anyway, um, we're gonna get some drinks afterwards if you want to come.
00:24:05Huh. You guys aren't as boring as I thought you were. Count me in.
00:24:11Oh, ew! This banana peel's all stinky!
00:24:16Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:19Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:21We need to get this done before the party night.
00:24:23Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:25I am gonna get my curlers in the bed.
00:24:29And I'm gonna write some tweets.
00:24:33Are you just picking things up for fun, or are you gonna...
00:24:37I don't know. Maybe put some pieces together.
00:24:40We're trying our best. I'm an intern. It's showing.
00:24:48Lexi? Lexi's loser ex again?
00:24:53What are you doing here, you little minx?
00:24:57You know, if you're looking to have a little fun, I don't mind throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:03Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you some manners.
00:25:09That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:14The fuck did you just say to me, bitch? Huh?
00:25:21Ow! Fuck!
00:25:25You hit my fucking nose!
00:25:27You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth. Now get the fuck out!
00:25:33Don't touch me! Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:37Are you fucking kidding me? Let's go!
00:25:41You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:44Fuck!
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:07Lexi! Don't drink that!
00:26:16What the fuck?
00:26:18Wait, Lexi? Lexi Ember?
00:26:21God, it's Lexi the Man Stealer!
00:26:24She's trying to steal Nick from Regina? How pathetic.
00:26:28Lexi, I mean, look at yourself. You don't think Nick's gonna choose you over me?
00:26:33Yeah, actually, I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:38Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:41Did I stutter? Yeah.
00:26:46Now you better leave before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:26:53Oh my god.
00:26:56Bitch.
00:26:59Wow, that was awesome.
00:27:01Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:04Oh, come on. I mean, Regina's, she's crazy. Yeah.
00:27:08But she wouldn't...
00:27:12Oh yeah, she totally would. She would.
00:27:15Come on, let's get out of here. Yeah.
00:27:19Lexi Ember, I am gonna burn you to the ground.
00:27:50I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:53I should have known better.
00:27:56Thank you for protecting me back there, boyfriend.
00:28:01All right, take it easy.
00:28:04Uh, all that matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:08It was so awesome.
00:28:11She spent the entire day piecing together an Ikea ad, and she smelled the only banana.
00:28:18What about you?
00:28:20How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:25I know girls like these princesses.
00:28:29But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:28:35Okay, turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:39Okay, turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:41Oh no?
00:28:43I'm sorry.
00:28:46Hey, we made it.
00:28:49And now our companies are gonna be partners.
00:28:53Yeah?
00:28:55To working together.
00:28:57And becoming friends.
00:28:59Huh, maybe she's not just a princess.
00:29:04To the better of us.
00:29:10Ooh, that's good.
00:29:12Don't chug it.
00:29:13Too late.
00:29:15Haha.
00:29:23Lexi?
00:29:25I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad for brunch.
00:29:28I am.
00:29:29I thought I'd make you something first.
00:29:31After all, you are my boyfriend.
00:29:36Regina.
00:29:38What are you doing here?
00:29:42Regina.
00:29:44What are you doing here?
00:29:46Relax, Lexi.
00:29:48I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:30:00Thanks.
00:30:0310am on a Saturday.
00:30:06Regina, what do you want?
00:30:08Well, you know what I want.
00:30:10I want you two to break up.
00:30:18Regina, do we look like we need money?
00:30:22Our family is only the biggest company in California.
00:30:25For now.
00:30:33If you don't leave Nick, I post those photos online.
00:30:38Air to EmberTech, bully's innocent woman.
00:30:41I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:43Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:46Or worse, your family's business.
00:30:50Wow.
00:30:52Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:56Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:00It's too bad that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:08Desperate employee, drug CEO, with aphrodisiac.
00:31:14God, imagine what that would do to your reputation.
00:31:21You sneaky slut, give me that phone!
00:31:23I don't hit women.
00:31:25But if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:28So, let me make things clear for you, alright?
00:31:30Release those photos, I'll post the video.
00:31:32I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:35No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:37Try me.
00:31:45Wow, wow.
00:31:49Wow.
00:31:53Oh, uh, I thought you guys were waiting, but Nick!
00:31:56Nick! That was awesome!
00:32:06Hello, Daddy. You ready for brunch?
00:32:08What are you doing?
00:32:12Hugging my old man.
00:32:14And...
00:32:16I got you a gift.
00:32:18Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:22Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:24Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:30The one you wanted, right?
00:32:32My dad...
00:32:34Lexi's dad...
00:32:36told me about it during golf.
00:32:38Lexi.
00:32:40It all makes sense now.
00:32:42Makes sense?
00:32:44What does he mean by that?
00:32:48Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:51Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:32:54It's all right, Nick.
00:32:57All those years...
00:33:02I know you blame me.
00:33:04I blame myself, too.
00:33:06If I hadn't been working late at night,
00:33:08your mother had that heart attack,
00:33:10maybe she'd still be with us,
00:33:12and we'd have a mother and I'd have a wife.
00:33:14I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:20I've been waiting 15 years for the chords.
00:33:22Thank you, son.
00:33:24I never knew that Nick suffered such tragedy.
00:33:32Boss, the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical
00:33:34wants to schedule a meeting with you next week.
00:33:36Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:39You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:43No, it's not my fault you don't give love.
00:33:46You're a fucking fool, Lexi.
00:33:48You know what, Eddie?
00:33:50Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:33:52Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:34:00Eddie added a meeting
00:34:02to my Google Calendar?
00:34:04In 30 minutes?
00:34:08Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:10What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:12Oh, excuse me, son.
00:34:14This elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:18Yeah, I mean, you can use the stairs
00:34:20if you really want to.
00:34:22Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:24I'm not taking the stairs, you crazy.
00:34:26Mophead.
00:34:28I'm here to see the CEO.
00:34:30Great, and of course, now his stupid assistant
00:34:32isn't answering the phone.
00:34:34Great, fuck, I'm going to be late.
00:34:36Shit, man, I better start running.
00:34:38See you on the 32nd floor.
00:34:40What?
00:34:42Come on.
00:34:46Whoa!
00:34:48Whoa!
00:34:50Whoa!
00:34:52Whoa!
00:34:54Whoa!
00:34:56Whoa!
00:34:58Whoa!
00:35:06This is going to be good.
00:35:16Oh, fuck, I'm going to be late.
00:35:28Oh.
00:35:32Mr. Diaz.
00:35:34Hey.
00:35:36Got some water?
00:35:38Yeah. Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off
00:35:40due to maintenance issues.
00:35:42I hope you weren't planning on going to the bathroom.
00:35:44Knowing that, I don't anymore.
00:35:48Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:50Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:52Uh, take a seat where?
00:35:58Oh.
00:36:02Everything is going according to plan.
00:36:04Great.
00:36:08Great.
00:36:10Send him in.
00:36:18Mr. Rivers, such a pleasure.
00:36:20Shh, shh, shh.
00:36:22Oh, I'm trying to finish this
00:36:24real short episode.
00:36:26Juicy.
00:36:28Juicy, juicy.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:34Mr. Rivers, I'm sorry, Tantra,
00:36:36but can we start the meeting?
00:36:38Ugh. Fine.
00:36:40Sure.
00:36:42We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:46Wait, it's you?
00:36:48Not so much of a mophead now, am I?
00:36:52Sir, I'm sorry.
00:36:54Me?
00:36:56That's very kind of you, sir.
00:36:58I know.
00:37:00You're going to have to apologize to the board
00:37:02because I'm pulling the funds
00:37:04from your project.
00:37:06What?
00:37:08Why are you doing this?
00:37:10Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:12Why are you eating up with Danny Diaz?
00:37:14Lexi?
00:37:16Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:18Mm-hmm.
00:37:20This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:22I thought you were fucking with me.
00:37:24What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:26I didn't have to tell him anything for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:28Oh, so you're flushing
00:37:30a million-dollar project down the toilet
00:37:32because of a woman?
00:37:34Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:38I see.
00:37:40Even Lexi
00:37:42knows better than you.
00:37:44I'm not saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:46We're not shutting down
00:37:48this one project.
00:37:50We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny,
00:37:52with your company.
00:37:54But without the
00:37:56Rivers' money.
00:37:58Your stocks are going to run out and you're going to go bankrupt in a month.
00:38:00No, fuck you, Lexi. You can't do this.
00:38:02This isn't your company.
00:38:04You're right. It's Nick's decision to make.
00:38:10Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:38:14Well...
00:38:16Actually,
00:38:18I'm going to do it.
00:38:22Better start looking for a new job there, Danny boy.
00:38:26You son of a bitch.
00:38:30Um...
00:38:32You're going to regret this.
00:38:36You both will.
00:38:38Fuck!
00:38:46Wow.
00:38:48He's dramatic.
00:38:50Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:52Did you just
00:38:54fire your biggest
00:38:56pharmaceutical client
00:38:58from me?
00:39:00Oh, my God.
00:39:02You were jealous.
00:39:06You were jealous.
00:39:08I don't...
00:39:10Oh, my God. You are.
00:39:12You're jealous.
00:39:14You're so jealous.
00:39:16Lexi?
00:39:18I'm leaving right now.
00:39:20Run, Nick Rivers. You can't hide.
00:39:24Stock plummeted when Rivers' business
00:39:26terminated their partnership with Diaz.
00:39:34Lexi Amber
00:39:36and Nick Rivers.
00:39:40Good evening, Mr. Diaz.
00:39:42Who the fuck are you?
00:39:44I'm Regina White.
00:39:46I believe we have the same enemy,
00:39:48which makes us friends.
00:39:52I have a plan to take down
00:39:54Lexi Amber.
00:39:56All I need now is a
00:39:58little help from you.
00:40:08Wow.
00:40:10Lexi, I'm
00:40:12very impressed. These reports,
00:40:14they're very detailed.
00:40:16I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:40:18I do help out with the family company,
00:40:20you know.
00:40:22Nick?
00:40:24Lexi?
00:40:26Wow.
00:40:28What do you want, Regina?
00:40:30I just... I wanted to apologize
00:40:32for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar
00:40:34last night. It was unprofessional
00:40:36and it'll never happen again.
00:40:38Oh, uh, anyway,
00:40:40so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:46Oh. Okay.
00:40:48Thanks.
00:40:50Well, I'll just be right out there, so please
00:40:52let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:41:02I just gave it to her. How long does it take?
00:41:04Five minutes is more than enough.
00:41:06Just wait.
00:41:08No.
00:41:10Hmm. Lexi Amber,
00:41:12ever since you showed up, Nick has been
00:41:14treating me like shit.
00:41:16Well, I've had enough,
00:41:18bitch.
00:41:20Oh!
00:41:22Check this out.
00:41:24Let me show you something. I did
00:41:26colors, I think you probably
00:41:28noticed, made everything look
00:41:30a thousand times better, and
00:41:32I think it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:34I'm gonna change all these right here,
00:41:36and that's all... Nick,
00:41:38are you okay? I see... Nick? Nick?
00:41:40Nick! Nick! Okay.
00:41:42Oh, my God. Um...
00:41:44Someone call an ambulance, please!
00:41:56Oh, my God, Nick,
00:41:58you're awake.
00:42:00I was so fucking scared.
00:42:02I don't know what I would do without you.
00:42:06I mean,
00:42:08what if you died?
00:42:12Well, I'm
00:42:14here now. Yeah.
00:42:16Why am I in the
00:42:18hospital?
00:42:20Why am I in the
00:42:22hospital?
00:42:24They found
00:42:26lexidime
00:42:28in your system, and, uh,
00:42:30basically, my dose is your Prozac,
00:42:32and
00:42:34I am allergic to that.
00:42:36Oh, uh, anyway,
00:42:38so I brought you some coffee.
00:42:40This is Regina.
00:42:42The coffee.
00:42:44No, just
00:42:46Gina.
00:42:48Think about it.
00:42:50Who else can get their hands on
00:42:52prescription pills and
00:42:54knows I'm allergic?
00:42:56Danny?
00:42:58Great. They're working together.
00:43:00That's right.
00:43:04We're gonna take those rats down.
00:43:12Regina.
00:43:14Lexi?
00:43:16I mean, you're perfect.
00:43:18They missed the overdose.
00:43:20I am just so happy to see that you're...
00:43:22What the fuck?
00:43:24What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:26You drugged my coffee.
00:43:28Way to blame someone else for your addiction,
00:43:30junkie. Yeah. Go to rehab
00:43:32and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:34You said I drugged your coffee?
00:43:36We should prove. I mean, you're not gonna
00:43:38expect them to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:42Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:44Get the footage right here.
00:43:46Got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:48Are you
00:43:50talking about that little camera in your office?
00:43:52I mean, that doesn't prove anything,
00:43:54does it? All I did was bring you coffee.
00:43:56Regina, we're not talking about
00:43:58the camera in the office.
00:44:02Regina, we're not talking about the camera
00:44:04in the office. We're talking
00:44:06about the dashcam in the car in the basement.
00:44:08You know, the one that you and Danny
00:44:10do as we're talking in front of? Passing off drugs.
00:44:14Guards.
00:44:16Okay,
00:44:18what is this? Ew, get your hands
00:44:20off of me. Regina?
00:44:22You're fired.
00:44:24And keep in mind,
00:44:26it's gonna be real difficult for you
00:44:28to find a job in this city. Yeah.
00:44:30And if you ever touch me or Nick
00:44:32again, I'm taking this to the
00:44:34police. And you're going
00:44:36to jail.
00:44:42I am going over my head.
00:44:44I'd like to see you try. Nick is my
00:44:46boyfriend now, and he'll do anything
00:44:48to protect me.
00:44:50Gentlemen, go ahead and take away
00:44:52Ms. White. Oh, also her
00:44:54minions, too. What are you talking about?
00:44:56Wait, you're fired!
00:44:58You're fired!
00:45:00Mama.
00:45:02Okay,
00:45:04boss.
00:45:06Looks like our job here is done.
00:45:08What are you gonna do now?
00:45:10I think I'm gonna go home with
00:45:12my girlfriend.
00:45:20So you eat this
00:45:22every day, huh?
00:45:24That's nice.
00:45:26Hey, hey.
00:45:28Alright, you know what?
00:45:38I'll be back.
00:45:40Nick?
00:45:42Nick?
00:45:44What's...
00:45:46Nick, what's going on?
00:45:48It hurts.
00:45:50Oh, shit. I totally forgot. What?
00:45:52Um, stay put. I'm gonna grab you...
00:45:54I'm gonna grab you a tampon. You said tampons?
00:45:56Tampons.
00:46:02I can't believe I'm about to do this.
00:46:04Come on, Nick. You got this. Come on. Just like I
00:46:06showed you, you got it. I'm trying.
00:46:08It's not working.
00:46:10Okay, just breathe
00:46:12and relax, okay?
00:46:18Oh, I can't physically relax!
00:46:20Alright, I'm shoving a tampon
00:46:22up my... Yeah, you mean
00:46:24mine.
00:46:34Warm milk and honey
00:46:36works like a charm for period
00:46:38cramps and hangovers.
00:46:40There must be why.
00:46:44I'm sorry you have to go through this.
00:46:46It's fine.
00:46:48You go through this every single month.
00:46:50Don't know how.
00:46:52But I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:54All good.
00:46:56Lexi,
00:47:00would you
00:47:02want to stay the night tonight?
00:47:12How did this even happen?
00:47:16The harder question to ask is
00:47:18how did this happen to us?
00:47:20Well,
00:47:22if it had to happen,
00:47:24I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:26I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:46I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:56So early.
00:47:58Could be.
00:48:04You ruined my company, Nick Rivers.
00:48:06Did you really think I'd let it go
00:48:08just like that?
00:48:10Fucking son of a...
00:48:12Nick!
00:48:14Nick!
00:48:16Nick!
00:48:18Nick!
00:48:20Hey.
00:48:24Fuck.
00:48:30Are you crazy?
00:48:32Crazy? That's my girlfriend.
00:48:34You drugged her and now you're in my house
00:48:36trying to attack her?
00:48:38Girlfriend? What are you talking about?
00:48:40She's talking about me, asshole.
00:48:42Get out of here before I take you to jail.
00:48:50So,
00:48:52I'm going down.
00:48:54You're going down with me.
00:48:56Mark my words.
00:49:00Oh, God.
00:49:04What the hell just happened?
00:49:06You just kicked your cheating ex
00:49:08in the groin. That's what happened.
00:49:10So,
00:49:12how do you feel?
00:49:14Freaking awesome.
00:49:16Thanks for
00:49:18always being there for me.
00:49:20For you.
00:49:22Anything.
00:49:46If kissing didn't work the first time,
00:49:48how is it working now?
00:49:50I guess
00:49:52we meant it
00:49:54this time.
00:49:56I think you should get some rest
00:49:58and I've got to go to the office.
00:50:00So...
00:50:02I think you should get some rest
00:50:04and I've got to go to the office.
00:50:06So...
00:50:08I think you should get some rest
00:50:10and I've got to go to the office.
00:50:12So...
00:50:15I'm too tired.
00:50:17I can't move.
00:50:19Okay.
00:50:21I got you.
00:50:25Why didn't I get treated like this
00:50:27when I was in your body?
00:50:29Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:50:32Nick.
00:50:44Nick.
00:50:46What happens to us?
00:50:49I guess we've got to figure that one out.
00:50:51I'll go to bed.
00:50:53Okay?
00:50:56One, two, three.
00:50:58Money!
00:51:00Again.
00:51:02All right, last one.
00:51:04One, two, three.
00:51:06Scots!
00:51:10What's this?
00:51:12I thought you left.
00:51:14This is a team building exercise you told us to do.
00:51:16Oh, team bonding.
00:51:18Yeah?
00:51:20Games and beer?
00:51:22In the office?
00:51:25I'm disappointed in you, man.
00:51:29Get back to work.
00:51:31Yes, sir.
00:51:33Good times are over so soon.
00:51:35I guess we can kiss Friday Margarita goodbye.
00:51:43Nick.
00:51:45What happens to us?
00:51:47What happens to us?
00:51:49I guess we've got to figure that one out.
00:51:55Yeah, come in.
00:51:57Oof.
00:51:59This is not how I imagined our reunion, Nick Rivers.
00:52:02Ava?
00:52:08I thought you were in Europe.
00:52:10It's been like five years.
00:52:12I know, Nick.
00:52:14But I came back.
00:52:16For you.
00:52:18For me.
00:52:20What are you talking about?
00:52:22Don't do this dance with me, Nick.
00:52:24We grew up together.
00:52:26I've always loved you.
00:52:28We belong together, and you know it.
00:52:33Okay, I suppose
00:52:35no one's told you
00:52:37that my father arranged a marriage
00:52:39to Lexi Ember.
00:52:41The heiress of Ember Tech?
00:52:46Oh, my God, this place is really no fun without me.
00:52:48Hey, Miss Ember.
00:52:50Hey.
00:52:52You're here. Good evening.
00:52:54Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nick a late night snack.
00:52:56Yeah, um, he's actually in a meeting right now,
00:52:58so I can take it to him.
00:53:00Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll just wait for him.
00:53:02Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:53:04Why are you being so weird?
00:53:06It's really...
00:53:08Eddie, it's fine.
00:53:10Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:53:12My family owns one of the largest
00:53:14trading companies in New York.
00:53:16We've known each other our whole lives, Nick.
00:53:18Anyone can see we're the perfect match.
00:53:30Sorry.
00:53:38Um...
00:53:44You're right.
00:53:46We are perfect together,
00:53:48on paper.
00:53:50But I know what it's like
00:53:52to be with my perfect match,
00:53:54and it's not you.
00:53:56So,
00:53:58if you'll excuse me.
00:54:00Wait!
00:54:02Nick!
00:54:08Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:54:10Yes, sir. Miss Ember just left.
00:54:12I messed up, man.
00:54:14I messed up.
00:54:18So Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:54:20Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:54:22Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:54:34Something wrong, boss?
00:54:36I've never done this before.
00:54:38What do I do?
00:54:40What do I say?
00:54:42Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:54:44What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:46Um, well, you feel like rushing home
00:54:48to her with a cake.
00:54:50You're right, Eddie.
00:54:52Thank you.
00:54:54Remind me to give you a raise.
00:54:56Oh, will do. Go get her.
00:54:58Whew.
00:55:10Lexi,
00:55:12I need to talk to you.
00:55:14No.
00:55:16Um, Lexi?
00:55:18I think we should chat.
00:55:22Stupid.
00:55:24Hi, Nick.
00:55:26I packed my stuff,
00:55:28and I'll come back for it.
00:55:30Thank you for hosting me in your house
00:55:32and in your body.
00:55:34Shit.
00:55:36Where did you go, Lexi?
00:55:42Lexi,
00:55:44where are you?
00:55:46Mr. Rivers?
00:55:48This is Samantha, Lexi's friend.
00:55:50Can you come pick her up?
00:55:54Okay, your boyfriend
00:55:56is on his way.
00:55:58He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:00This man is skipping work
00:56:02and driving across town to get you.
00:56:04He is so your boyfriend.
00:56:06He was in my body for a couple
00:56:08of days.
00:56:10He's not my boyfriend.
00:56:12Okay, girl, girl, too much information.
00:56:14Um, but all I'm saying
00:56:16is you are drinking tequila shots
00:56:18at 11 o'clock in the morning because of this man.
00:56:20You like him.
00:56:22I hate it when you're right.
00:56:24It's kind of my thing.
00:56:26Is there more tequila shots?
00:56:28No more. No more for you.
00:56:30Water, please?
00:56:34Lexi.
00:56:36Lexi, get up.
00:56:44Wait, where am I?
00:56:46You slept the entire afternoon.
00:56:48Did you really have to drink that much?
00:56:52Why do you care?
00:56:54Why do I care, Lexi?
00:56:56Are you serious right now?
00:57:00Why do I care, Lexi?
00:57:02Are you serious right now?
00:57:06Yes, Nick.
00:57:08I am serious.
00:57:10Two hours after we swapped,
00:57:12you were kissing another woman.
00:57:14Yeah, Nick,
00:57:16I saw that when I was bringing you a homemade
00:57:18lunch that I made for you.
00:57:20Like a little stupid
00:57:22fucking girl.
00:57:24Okay, it's...
00:57:26it's not like that.
00:57:28Between me and Ava, it's complicated.
00:57:30Nick, I heard everything that she said.
00:57:34And you know what? She's right.
00:57:36She's right. You guys are
00:57:38perfect together.
00:57:40I mean, you didn't even like me.
00:57:42You thought I was a
00:57:44frigid, heartless
00:57:46asshole.
00:57:48Do you care? I don't.
00:57:50I think that it's best if we go back to
00:57:52how we were before when we hated each other
00:57:54because things were a lot simpler, okay?
00:57:56Please.
00:58:00Warm milk and honey
00:58:02works like a charm for
00:58:04period cramps and hangovers.
00:58:14So do we have a deal?
00:58:16My men will take care of the rest.
00:58:18You won't have to worry about
00:58:20Lexi Ember ever again.
00:58:22Exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:58:36Let go of me!
00:58:38Your old friend sent us,
00:58:40little lady. You're coming with us.
00:58:46Just like old times, huh?
00:58:48But except my dad's McAllen,
00:58:50this wine is from Italy.
00:58:52This really is not the time.
00:58:54What do you mean?
00:58:56It's the perfect time.
00:58:58Especially now that that Lexi Ember
00:59:00is out of the picture.
00:59:02Wait, what do you mean, out of the picture?
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:10And what do you want?
00:59:12I'm your father.
00:59:14Who are you?
00:59:16And what do you want?
00:59:18It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:59:20And they want us to teach you
00:59:22not to play with others' toy at the playground.
00:59:24Get away from me!
00:59:26I didn't steal anything.
00:59:28Get away from me!
00:59:30A man-stealer
00:59:32and a liar.
00:59:34Aren't you quite the handful?
00:59:36Plus, you broke my nose,
00:59:38didn't you?
00:59:40Do you remember?
00:59:42It was me.
00:59:44Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:46A million.
00:59:50You guys know my relationship with Nick Rivers.
00:59:52If you let me call him,
00:59:54he can bring me a million dollars.
00:59:56You guys will have the money, I promise.
00:59:58Just let me call him.
01:00:04Nick, just look at you.
01:00:06You get so jumpy
01:00:08whenever someone even mentions her name.
01:00:10You need to relax.
01:00:16Lexi?
01:00:18Lexi, where are you?
01:00:20Lexi, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:00:22Mr. Rivers, we have your woman.
01:00:24Bring us a million dollars
01:00:26or you'll never see her again.
01:00:32Bring us a million dollars
01:00:34or you'll never see her again.
01:00:36Of course, yeah.
01:00:38There she is.
01:00:40I'm sending you the address.
01:00:42Come within 30 minutes.
01:00:44Oh, don't bother coming at all.
01:00:46Hello?
01:00:48Hello?
01:00:50Fuck!
01:00:52Fuck!
01:00:56You're anonymous, aren't you?
01:00:58I don't know what you're talking about.
01:01:00Don't play fucking games with me!
01:01:02A man just called and said he wants a million dollars
01:01:04or he's gonna kill Lexi.
01:01:06Ava, if anything happens to her,
01:01:08I'm coming for you.
01:01:18Danny?
01:01:20What the fuck?
01:01:22Your men just called Nick and they're asking for ransom?
01:01:24This wasn't part of the plan.
01:01:30Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:01:32Yes.
01:01:34Looks like your boyfriend isn't coming, is he?
01:01:36Then what are we waiting for?
01:01:38This bitch is a piece, and I'm starving.
01:01:40Don't touch me.
01:01:42And I'm starving.
01:01:44Don't touch me.
01:01:46Nick!
01:01:48Hey, let her go, Lexi!
01:01:50Not so fast, lover boy.
01:01:52Show us the money.
01:01:58Good.
01:02:00Turn it over.
01:02:02Slowly.
01:02:04One step at a time.
01:02:18Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:20You okay? You're not hurt?
01:02:22I thought that you were mad at me.
01:02:24That you weren't coming for me.
01:02:26Mad?
01:02:28That is the craziest thing
01:02:30I've ever heard anyone say.
01:02:32I can never stay mad at you.
01:02:34I see you know that.
01:02:36Hold on.
01:02:38Hey.
01:02:40Who hired you?
01:02:42It was Diaz.
01:02:44He said he'd pay us 50k to teach Lexi Ember a lesson.
01:02:46That's all I know.
01:02:48Danny Diaz.
01:02:50Okay.
01:02:52Here's what you're gonna do.
01:02:54You're gonna go to Diaz,
01:02:56and you're gonna, how did you say,
01:02:58teach him a lesson?
01:03:00Okay.
01:03:02Here's what you're gonna do.
01:03:04You're gonna go to Diaz,
01:03:06and you're gonna teach him a lesson.
01:03:08In return, I won't break your nose
01:03:10and send you to jail.
01:03:12All right.
01:03:14All right, now get your buddy
01:03:16and get the fuck out of here.
01:03:18Ugh.
01:03:20Ugh.
01:03:22A video game with a briefcase?
01:03:24Who does that?
01:03:26Hey, come here.
01:03:28Come here.
01:03:30It's okay.
01:03:32I got you.
01:03:34I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you, I promise.
01:03:38Oh, my God, you're hurt.
01:03:40Yeah, I'm gonna get you home,
01:03:42and we're gonna take care of this.
01:03:44I need fucking medicine.
01:03:46Nope, nope.
01:03:48Let me be your look for once.
01:03:55Gentlemen.
01:03:57Did you take care of that Ember bitch or what, huh?
01:03:59Give me the good news.
01:04:01What's going on?
01:04:03Ow, what the fuck? Ow, I paid you. What the fuck?
01:04:05Next time you think about fucking with Nick,
01:04:07River's woman, you think back on this day.
01:04:09No, no.
01:04:15No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:17Not my pretty face, not my pretty face.
01:04:20Ow.
01:04:28All right.
01:04:30You are all set, Miss Ember.
01:04:35Thank you, Mr. Rivers.
01:04:39Uh, Lexi.
01:04:41But me and Ava...
01:04:46But me and Ava...
01:04:48There's never been anything
01:04:50between me and her.
01:04:52To be honest, I've
01:04:54never fallen for anyone
01:04:56before.
01:04:59That is, until I
01:05:02met you.
01:05:04Nick.
01:05:06You've fallen in love with me?
01:05:08Despite all the
01:05:10crazy, chaotic body-swapping
01:05:12stuff?
01:05:14I think I have.
01:05:16Please
01:05:18stay.
01:05:22Okay.
01:05:24Okay, I'll stay.
01:05:35Nick.
01:05:37What if we swap back again?
01:05:39We can't do it.
01:05:41Nick.
01:05:43What if we swap back again?
01:05:45We can't do it.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:51You're right.
01:05:53Shouldn't risk it.
01:05:56It's getting late.
01:05:58You should probably get some rest.
01:06:01Okay.
01:06:16This isn't working.
01:06:20This is not working.
01:06:26What do you mean
01:06:28Nick took her home?
01:06:30Stupid idiot.
01:06:37All right, Lexi.
01:06:39Ember, you leave me no choice.
01:06:41It's war between you and me.
01:06:46Nick?
01:06:50Thank God you're here.
01:06:52I have an idea.
01:06:54Great.
01:06:56Can I finish my coffee first?
01:06:58Okay, sure.
01:07:00But hurry, because we have an appointment
01:07:02in 30 minutes with a psychic.
01:07:04A what now?
01:07:06A psychic.
01:07:16I don't think
01:07:18some hippie wannabe witch
01:07:20is going to solve our problem.
01:07:22Nick, she is the best in L.A.
01:07:24Actually, the best
01:07:26of the United States of America.
01:07:31Yes, yes, yes.
01:07:33I am so sorry.
01:07:35My friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:07:37He's not your friend, is he, darling?
01:07:39No, you like him way more than you will admit.
01:07:41Hey, I like this lady.
01:07:44Hey, you like her too much to say no.
01:07:47Even if it means
01:07:49coming to some hippie,
01:07:51iffy, won't-a-be.
01:07:53I did say that, my bad.
01:07:55In your face.
01:07:57So, you guys come seeking answers
01:07:59to the body-swapping situation,
01:08:01is that right?
01:08:03Don't worry, darling.
01:08:05A kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:07of the body-swapping
01:08:09unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:13Don't worry, darling.
01:08:15A kiss doesn't mean anything
01:08:17of the body-swapping
01:08:19unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:08:21Okay, so what you're saying is
01:08:23we can kiss as long as there's not a full moon.
01:08:25Exactly, darling.
01:08:27Wait, but why would this just happen at random?
01:08:29Nothing happens randomly, darling.
01:08:31You see, you two are here
01:08:33because you're gonna have to face
01:08:35these obstacles of love
01:08:37and show how much you love one another.
01:08:39Mm-hmm.
01:08:41But remember,
01:08:43just because you guys
01:08:45are back in your bodies
01:08:47doesn't mean your journey ends here.
01:08:49You're gonna go through obstacles,
01:08:51and a lot of the spirits are telling me
01:08:53you're gonna have to face them
01:08:55all together.
01:08:57all together.
01:08:59All right,
01:09:01that'll be $10,000 for today's set.
01:09:03Wait, what?
01:09:05I take Venmo, cash app, PayPal.
01:09:07What will you be charging?
01:09:09I'm guessing she took cards.
01:09:11Yeah, well, at least we got our questions answered,
01:09:13and I don't know how to be scared of you.
01:09:19Are you okay?
01:09:21Yep.
01:09:23I just realized
01:09:25we've never been on a real date.
01:09:27So...
01:09:29what do you say?
01:09:31Shall we?
01:09:33Okay.
01:09:35Yeah? Sure.
01:09:37Let's go this way.
01:09:39No, I wanna go this way.
01:09:43Well done, Cupid.
01:09:45Well done.
01:09:51All right, one more step.
01:09:53One more, one more.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:57Keep going.
01:09:59And...
01:10:01stop.
01:10:07Nicole.
01:10:09I had this dress hand-tailored for you by...
01:10:11Yours truly.
01:10:13It is a pleasure
01:10:15to meet you.
01:10:17Oh, my God, I'm Julian.
01:10:19It's a pleasure.
01:10:21I'm a big fan, and that is the most stunning dress
01:10:23that I have ever seen.
01:10:25This is just a sample dress made with rayon.
01:10:27See these shiny little things?
01:10:29Those are just cheap crystals.
01:10:31After I take your measurements today,
01:10:33I will remake this dress
01:10:35with silk, and then I will hand-sew the diamonds on it.
01:10:37I know that your parents
01:10:39have planned a birthday party this Saturday,
01:10:41so I wanted to get you a dress
01:10:43for the special day.
01:10:45Nick, no, I can't. It's too much.
01:10:47Oh, honey, nothing is too much
01:10:49for the woman that stole Nick River's heart.
01:10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:53Okay, yeah. Put it that way.
01:10:55Fitting room?
01:10:57Oh, I gotta take this.
01:10:59I'll be right back.
01:11:01Isn't this Lexi Ember?
01:11:05Thank you.
01:11:07Ava Harris.
01:11:13Ava Harris.
01:11:15I'm sorry, miss,
01:11:17but this store is only open
01:11:19to my VIP guests today.
01:11:23This is your VIP?
01:11:25Mm-hmm.
01:11:27Do you know who I am?
01:11:29I'm a Harris.
01:11:31My family owns half the malls in New York.
01:11:33Hi.
01:11:35This is the River's mom, so...
01:11:37Shoo.
01:11:39Such a pity.
01:11:41This used to be such a decent neighborhood.
01:11:43All the shops were members-only,
01:11:45so you wouldn't run into a disgusting man-stealing whore.
01:11:47I didn't steal Nick.
01:11:49He chose me.
01:11:51I understand you wouldn't know about that
01:11:53because you're a sour bitch.
01:11:55You take that back.
01:11:57Ava.
01:11:59Hey.
01:12:01How dare you threaten me, Nick,
01:12:03over some random bimbo?
01:12:05Random bimbo?
01:12:07Lexi is my girlfriend,
01:12:09and if you came here to pick on her,
01:12:11I suggest you get the hell out.
01:12:13Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:12:15I'm here to buy a dress,
01:12:17and I think I like that one.
01:12:21Of course.
01:12:23I'm here to buy a dress,
01:12:25and I think I like that one.
01:12:27Miss,
01:12:29this dress is customized for Miss Ember.
01:12:31It is not for sale.
01:12:33Oh, come on.
01:12:35Everything has a price.
01:12:37What's it gonna take?
01:12:39$5,000?
01:12:41Miss,
01:12:43I already told you, no.
01:12:47$5,000!
01:12:49Oh, my God. Ava,
01:12:51this dress is 100% silk.
01:12:53It's hand-sewn on the lining with real diamonds.
01:12:55It's hand-sewn on the lining with real diamonds
01:12:57by Miss Julia Rossi herself.
01:12:59Well, of course. I can plainly see
01:13:01that it is handmade with silk and diamonds.
01:13:03$10,000.
01:13:05Listen, Ava,
01:13:07if you can't afford it,
01:13:09it's totally cool you're not poor.
01:13:11But, uh, you know,
01:13:13just know that I wouldn't have tried it on if...
01:13:15$20,000.
01:13:19Final look.
01:13:21What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:23Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:25$20,000.
01:13:29What's wrong, Lexi?
01:13:31Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:13:35I'll pay you $20,000
01:13:37for this dress.
01:13:39Go on. Wrap it up.
01:13:41Now.
01:13:43I'm sorry, Miss Ember,
01:13:45but I can't say no to this offer.
01:13:47It's okay.
01:13:49Ahem.
01:13:53Do you see that, Lexi?
01:13:55Money rules this world.
01:13:57Why don't you just call back
01:13:59to your little tech company
01:14:01and stay off my turf?
01:14:07I wonder when she'll find out
01:14:09that that dress only costs a little.
01:14:11Yes.
01:14:15But, um, Miss Juliana Rossi,
01:14:17nonetheless, that dress is absolutely gorgeous
01:14:19the detailing was spot on.
01:14:21I'm really sorry that she had to take it.
01:14:23Oh, Lexi, don't even worry about it.
01:14:25I will make you another dress
01:14:27just as stunning for your birthday party.
01:14:29I mean, after all,
01:14:31you just paid me $19,900 for it.
01:14:35Yes, I did.
01:14:39All right.
01:14:41Come on. I have another surprise
01:14:43for you at home.
01:14:45Nick Rivers, are you trying to spoil me?
01:14:47That's right.
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:51That's right, Miss Amber.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:57Just be patient.
01:14:59Okay, okay, okay.
01:15:01All right?
01:15:03Okay.
01:15:05Nick, what is this?
01:15:07It's a late-night snack date.
01:15:09Voila.
01:15:11Nick, I can't eat all this on my own.
01:15:13You don't eat snacks.
01:15:15Well, who said you're gonna eat it by yourself?
01:15:17No snacks, no sweets,
01:15:19fried food, your 168 diet.
01:15:21Fuck it.
01:15:27I finally got through to you.
01:15:29You're fun now.
01:15:31I'll cheers to that.
01:15:33Cheers.
01:15:43You did it, Nick.
01:15:45You gave me the perfect date.
01:15:49Well, I guess my work here is done.
01:15:53I know of
01:15:55a good way that we could end today.
01:15:59Hmm.
01:16:11Wait.
01:16:13I don't want to risk it.
01:16:17Nick, I'm willing to risk it.
01:16:19I want this.
01:16:23I want you.
01:16:43I want you.
01:16:53Nick,
01:16:55do you believe what the solace bird said?
01:16:57That this is our destiny?
01:17:01Hmm.
01:17:03Last week, Nick would have said
01:17:05it's a load of crap,
01:17:07but now, yeah,
01:17:09I think I do.
01:17:11What are we waiting for?
01:17:13That we swap bodies
01:17:15for 60 hours and survive that.
01:17:19Whatever is waiting for us out there,
01:17:21I think we can manage
01:17:23together.
01:17:27You know I mean every single word.
01:17:29Hmm.
01:17:37Hi.
01:17:39I'm inviting my dad.
01:17:41Yes, of course.
01:17:43Hi.
01:17:45How are you?
01:17:47Thank you.
01:17:49How does it feel to be
01:17:51a week from turning
01:17:5328, sweetheart?
01:17:55Almost as old as you, pops.
01:17:57My mom is our favorite
01:17:59future son-in-law.
01:18:01You know, Marshal,
01:18:03I thought that you were doing a bit
01:18:05to judge us up about
01:18:07the engagement and stuff.
01:18:09But, I mean,
01:18:11look at you two now.
01:18:13You're just perfect together.
01:18:15Happy Birthday, Lexi.
01:18:17Thank you. I'm very happy you're here,
01:18:19so is Nick.
01:18:21Who's ready to celebrate?
01:18:23Me.
01:18:25Wow, Mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:28Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:32Oh.
01:18:34Um...
01:18:39Wow, Mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:18:42Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:18:47Oh.
01:18:49Um...
01:18:51It's like a $5,000 bottle of wine.
01:18:53Um...
01:18:55I don't... I don't remember.
01:18:57A toast.
01:18:58To Lexi, our baby girl, and Nick.
01:19:02For perfect match.
01:19:03Yeah.
01:19:04Here, here.
01:19:05Here, here.
01:19:07Ooh.
01:19:15Lexi, what's wrong?
01:19:17I don't know.
01:19:18It says it's expensive.
01:19:20It's supposed to be.
01:19:22Dad, what's wrong?
01:19:23I, I...
01:19:25Um...
01:19:26Dad? Dad?
01:19:27Dad, can you hear me?
01:19:31Dad?
01:19:32Mom?
01:19:34Dad, Mom!
01:19:35Dad, Dad, what's going on?
01:19:37Dad, Dad, what's wrong?
01:19:38Dad, Dad, what's wrong?
01:19:39Someone help!
01:19:40Someone call 911!
01:19:41I'm gonna watch!
01:19:52It'll take them some time to recover, Miss Ember.
01:19:55But your parents are going to be okay.
01:20:00Thank you, Doctor.
01:20:01Mm-hmm.
01:20:05Oh, one more thing, Miss Ember.
01:20:08We found a concerning amount of benzos in your blood,
01:20:11which very likely caused your unconsciousness.
01:20:14I'd be extra careful with anxiety meds in the future.
01:20:19Okay, thank you.
01:20:22Okay.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:29Hey, girl.
01:20:33How you holding up?
01:20:36I'm fine. Um...
01:20:40I...
01:20:42I think that somebody drove my parents away.
01:20:47Okay, I thought about this.
01:20:48And the wine was sent anonymously,
01:20:50and with the bottle thrown away, we have no proof,
01:20:52but your Betsy bribed the restaurant manager
01:20:56into showing her the street surveillance footage,
01:20:58and guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:21:03Guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:21:07Ava Harris.
01:21:10Is that my name I hear?
01:21:12How flattering, Lexi,
01:21:14that I seem to be on your mind all the time.
01:21:19Stay the fuck away from my parents!
01:21:22Whoa!
01:21:23Lexi, relax.
01:21:25I just came to pay them a visit.
01:21:27I mean, it was so sweet of them to invite me to your birthday party...
01:21:29No one invited you anywhere, Ava.
01:21:31I know that you drug the wine.
01:21:33How could you accuse me of something like that?
01:21:36It's not my fault that they died from their addiction.
01:21:39You can come at me all you want,
01:21:41but you fuck with my family and I will make your life a living hell.
01:21:48Is that what you're going to do?
01:22:00I really wouldn't call myself Ava, Lexi.
01:22:02Did you get that?
01:22:09Heiress Lexi Ember attacked Ava Harris,
01:22:13who was visiting her family in the hospital.
01:22:15With a headline like that and your folks' condition,
01:22:17Ember Tech stocks will plummet,
01:22:19and you can kiss your family's company goodbye.
01:22:22Lucky for you, I'm willing to be the bigger man here.
01:22:25I'm not going to post that video
01:22:27if you get down on your knees and beg me.
01:22:31And I mean really beg me, Lexi.
01:22:33I'm not going to beg you for anything.
01:22:36Oh, but what's more important here?
01:22:38Your stupid ego?
01:22:40Or your family's company that they've worked so hard to build?
01:22:43What do I do?
01:22:45I can't let her take Mom and Dad's company
01:22:47while they're lying in hospital beds.
01:22:50You know what?
01:22:52Let's give her a hand, shall we?
01:22:56Get the fuck off of me!
01:22:58All you have to do is beg, Lexi.
01:23:00Get the fuck off of me!
01:23:03Take your hands off of her!
01:23:04Now!
01:23:05Bitch!
01:23:07In a hospital, Ava, for God's sake,
01:23:09what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:23:11You're taking her side?
01:23:13She attacked me and blamed me for her family's drug abuse.
01:23:17Yeah, I believe Lexi.
01:23:19She's innocent.
01:23:21Well, then, tune into the evening news
01:23:23and watch while I ruin your precious girlfriend
01:23:26and her family's company.
01:23:32Are you okay?
01:23:33Yeah, I'm fine, but Nick, we need to hurry, okay?
01:23:35The evening news is going to be in three hours,
01:23:37and I need your help.
01:23:39Okay.
01:23:42Okay.
01:23:44I was really surprised to get your call, Nick.
01:23:47I just wanted to catch up a little,
01:23:49for old time's sake.
01:23:51Does your little girlfriend know about this?
01:23:54Who cares?
01:23:55She's in the hospital.
01:23:56Plus, I'm only with her for the money.
01:23:59Now that her company is sinking,
01:24:02she's going to break up with him.
01:24:03Bye for cheap.
01:24:04Really?
01:24:06You're leaving her?
01:24:08Let's just say
01:24:10I've got someone else on my mind.
01:24:19Really, Nick?
01:24:21If you liked me, you should have just said so.
01:24:25You don't know all of the trouble I went through just to get to you.
01:24:29Really?
01:24:32What did you do, Ava?
01:24:35I told that bitch to back off,
01:24:38but she didn't listen.
01:24:40So I laced the wine with benzos
01:24:42and added some to her beer.
01:24:47I signed the card
01:24:49from Lexi's secret admirer.
01:24:53They probably thought it was me.
01:24:55Bunch of idiots.
01:24:57So you did drink the wine?
01:25:01Yeah.
01:25:03Yeah.
01:25:04Yeah, I did.
01:25:06I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know?
01:25:09Tell her to stay away from me now.
01:25:12Listen.
01:25:13I have an idea.
01:25:15What if we save the video
01:25:18for Lexi's birthday party?
01:25:20We put it up on the big screen
01:25:22and I broke up with her in front of everyone.
01:25:27She'd be so dead.
01:25:30I didn't know you could play dirty like this, Nick Redhurst.
01:25:34Alright, it's getting late
01:25:37and Lexi could come back any time.
01:25:40Yeah.
01:25:42Oh, and remember,
01:25:44no showing that video
01:25:46until Lexi's birthday party.
01:25:49Of course.
01:25:50I'll keep it a surprise.
01:26:00Oh, and you should wear that dress to the party.
01:26:05That would drive Lexi through the floor.
01:26:07Oh, Nicky.
01:26:09I didn't even come out yet.
01:26:12Soon you'll be mine.
01:26:15Goodnight.
01:26:16Goodnight.
01:26:24Did you get it?
01:26:26I think we got it.
01:26:29So you did drug the wine.
01:26:33Yeah.
01:26:34And here I am.
01:26:38I'm sorry you had to hear this.
01:26:41And I'm sorry that you and your parents
01:26:43got dragged into this mess.
01:26:45I can't believe they have to do this.
01:26:47Nick, Nick.
01:26:48It's not your fault, okay?
01:26:50We're in this together.
01:26:51I got the proof that I need it.
01:26:53For you?
01:26:54Anything.
01:26:56At my birthday party on Saturday,
01:26:58Eva Harris is going down.
01:27:00Yeah, she will.
01:27:08Doctor?
01:27:09Yeah, this is him.
01:27:12Yeah.
01:27:13Yeah, I'll be over as soon as I can.
01:27:15Hey, Nick, what happened?
01:27:17My dad.
01:27:19He's in the OR.
01:27:21They're going into emergency surgery.
01:27:23Come on, let's go.
01:27:24Let's go.
01:27:25Yeah.
01:27:37Nick, how long have you been here?
01:27:40Eight hours and 23 minutes.
01:27:46Been waiting for you to wake up.
01:27:50Listen, Nicholas.
01:27:53I am sorry.
01:27:57You lost your mother tonight.
01:28:01I just don't know how to love you the way she did.
01:28:05But I do love you.
01:28:07And I'm proud to have you as a couple.
01:28:15Thanks, Dad.
01:28:18And you're not Mom, but...
01:28:21you're a pretty good Pop.
01:28:25Before we get all gushy and teary,
01:28:28I gotta ask you a favor.
01:28:32Can I have Mom's engagement ring?
01:28:36Sure.
01:28:39Sure.
01:28:41Sure.
01:28:45The doctor says you can go home soon.
01:28:48How do you feel?
01:28:49We're at the 10th time. We're fine. Don't worry.
01:28:51Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:28:53See?
01:28:59Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Ember.
01:29:01Do you mind if I steal that tea away for a moment?
01:29:04What's the Grand Canyon?
01:29:06Not at all. Your kids have fun.
01:29:11Bye. Love you.
01:29:20I'm sure that the surprise was great,
01:29:22but I also have to prepare for my friend's discharge.
01:29:24I have to go to office.
01:29:26Okay. Just let me give you the surprise.
01:29:33Your mom texted me
01:29:35and said that you needed a break
01:29:37from taking care of them and the company,
01:29:40so I rented this entire place.
01:29:44After all, this is where it all started, you and I.
01:29:49Thank you, Nick. I needed this.
01:29:53May I have the honor?
01:29:56I guess.
01:30:05Remember when I said that you're a grumpy, fidgety old man?
01:30:09Yeah.
01:30:11I take that back.
01:30:13Remember when I said you were a spoiled princess?
01:30:17Mm-hmm.
01:30:18I take that back, too.
01:30:21You make a pretty good team.
01:30:23Yeah. We make the best team, Lexie Ember.
01:30:38What a party.
01:30:40Everybody who's anybody is here.
01:30:43Lexie Ember,
01:30:45the heiress of the biggest tech company in L.A.
01:30:47It isn't just that.
01:30:49Have you heard?
01:30:50She's now with Nick Rivers.
01:30:52Shut up. Nick Rivers?
01:30:54The super hot billionaire CEO?
01:31:02That's Eva Harris.
01:31:04I heard she's gonna be named CEO for a family's business next week.
01:31:07Just look at her dress.
01:31:09And isn't she Nick's childhood sweetheart?
01:31:12Guess Lexie has some competition.
01:31:17Oh, my gosh.
01:31:19She looks so amazing.
01:31:21I've never seen such a beautiful dress.
01:31:26Glad to see you're here, Eva.
01:31:28Guessing it was a part of your plan to get a $200,000 dress and steal my thunder, huh?
01:31:32I'm really sorry it didn't work out.
01:31:34It's just a stupid dress.
01:31:36What are you being so snub about?
01:31:40Oh.
01:31:46What the fuck, Nick?
01:31:49I'm playing the part.
01:31:51You want to surprise her at the end, right?
01:31:55I'm sorry.
01:31:56Oh.
01:31:57My hand must have slipped.
01:31:59It's fine. It's fine. Yeah.
01:32:00There's plenty of wine for you to spill on yourself.
01:32:03Also, you don't need to worry about anything being drugged or anything.
01:32:09Enjoy it while you can, Lexie.
01:32:11Just wait until Nick dumps you and wins your reputation in front of all these people.
01:32:19Everyone, I just want to thank you for coming out to my 28th birthday party.
01:32:23I'm surprised that I made it this far.
01:32:25And ladies and gentlemen, I would like to invite a very special guest up on stage.
01:32:30Eva Harris, my old friend.
01:32:33Heiress of the Harris family.
01:32:37Eva and I have a special surprise for the birthday girl.
01:32:42What do you say, Eva? Should we show them?
01:32:45No time like the present, Nick.
01:32:47Right. Put it on, boys.
01:32:49This is the end of you, bitch.
01:32:51What did you do, Eva?
01:32:53I told that bitch to back off.
01:32:55But she didn't listen.
01:32:57So I laced the wine with benzos and had it sent to her parents.
01:33:01Bunch of idiots.
01:33:04Oh, your wine did turn to wine.
01:33:06Yeah. Yeah, it did.
01:33:09My name's a teacher, Lex.
01:33:12Tell me to stay away from my parents.
01:33:15You all heard it loud and clear, ladies and gentlemen.
01:33:18Miss Eva Harris has sent a poisoned bottle of wine to my parents in order to hurt me and my family.
01:33:25No, no. Listen to me. You're lying.
01:33:27Nick, he sent one of those fucking bitches, didn't he?
01:33:30Watch your mouth, Eva.
01:33:32Who's my girlfriend you're talking about?
01:33:40Oh.
01:33:43Oh.
01:33:46Oh. My. God.
01:33:50Are you all idiots?
01:33:52Someone get me a towel or something.
01:33:54Oh, no. You guys don't have to worry about getting her anything.
01:33:56Actually, Miss Harris was just headed out, so...
01:33:59I'm gonna kill you, Lexie Ember.
01:34:01Miss Eva Harris, you're under arrest for the malicious injury of Marshall Ember, Paula Ember, and John Rivers.
01:34:09Oh, no. That's not me. That's not me. He has the wrong person.
01:34:13I'll take it from here, Miss Ember.
01:34:15I don't want to go to jail.
01:34:16Well, maybe you should have thought about that before hurting my parents.
01:34:19Oh, also, I forgot to mention, that dress is actually, like, $100 worth of...
01:34:24What?
01:34:26Ew! Oh, my God!
01:34:29You have to let me change! Oh, my God!
01:34:31And it has champagne power? That was quite the surprise.
01:34:34Well, we were hoping to top that.
01:34:39Come here.
01:34:42And...
01:34:44This is the stamp I use as CEO of Ember Tech Corporation.
01:34:49And...
01:34:51As our gift to you on your 20th birthday.
01:34:55I'd like you to have this.
01:34:57Oh, my God!
01:34:59Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:35:01Your father and I could use a little break,
01:35:03and the days that we were in the hospital proved that you're ready, honey.
01:35:07And when it gets to be a little too much,
01:35:11we know you always have the best time.
01:35:14At your service, my lady.
01:35:17This is the best surprise ever.
01:35:20I wouldn't be so sure about that, Don.
01:35:23Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention one last time,
01:35:27I have a final surprise tonight for the birthday girl.
01:35:32I never thought that I would fall in love.
01:35:36That is, until I met a spoiled heiress with an attitude problem.
01:35:42But I was wrong.
01:35:45About love.
01:35:47And about her.
01:35:51And now I see, Maxi.
01:35:55You are so beautiful.
01:35:58And kind.
01:36:00And caring.
01:36:02You can make me laugh in a million different ways.
01:36:07And once I said that I would rather die than marry you.
01:36:12But now I know that I couldn't live without you.
01:36:18So, I have a question for you, Maxi Amber.
01:36:29Will you marry me?
01:36:34Yes.
01:36:36Yes.
01:36:37Of course I'll marry you. Of course.
01:36:40Just a fairy tale come true.
01:36:44Mission accomplished.
01:36:49Thank you.
01:36:55Oh, this is the best surprise ever.
01:36:58For you. Anything.
01:37:03Wait. Shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:37:08Just shut up and kiss me.
01:37:19Are you ready?
01:37:21Ready.
01:37:23One, two, three.
01:37:29That's a girl?
01:37:31Yes, it's a girl.
01:37:33Okay, come on. Cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone.
01:37:43Hey, Samantha.
01:37:45I was thinking maybe we could grab a drink sometime.
01:37:48I'm going to stop you right there.
01:37:49You work for my best friend's husband.
01:37:52We're just friends. I'm never going to date you.
01:38:01All right.
01:38:07All right.
01:38:09Get to work.
01:38:15All right.