The kids meet Lorn - an orphan boy with a magic talisman - and invite him to join the team. But Lorn's talisman is more dangerous than any of them realizes.
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00:01Hey, look!
00:02The Dungeons and Dragons ride!
00:09Wow! Neat!
00:11Give me a break!
00:13I don't like this!
00:14Whoa!
00:15What's happening?
00:16Whoa!
00:18Where are we?
00:22Look out!
00:26Fear not, Ranger!
00:30Barbarian, magician, thief!
00:35Cavalier and acrobat!
00:48Who was that?
00:50That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:53I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons!
01:00DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
01:18Booga booga booga!
01:31DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
01:39Here she comes!
01:41This will never work!
01:45I don't care if Dungeon Master did tell us to find that stupid bone of Shasta!
01:50Stone of Astra, Eric!
01:52Yeah, that!
02:01Okay, Diana! Now!
02:10Ta-da!
02:11I saw it, but I don't believe it!
02:14Yeah, it worked!
02:19All right, Eric! Way to go!
02:22I'm sorry we ever doubted you!
02:24Yeah, way to go, Eric!
02:26You see? You see?
02:28You see?
02:33The lure, presto, if you please.
02:40Uh, I don't know, Eric. They sound awful mad.
02:44Here, horsey, horsey, horsey!
02:51Maybe they like bananas better!
02:58I gotta hand it to Eric. He just had another great idea.
03:04Yeah! Run!
03:14I say we stop running and fight!
03:22Too many, Bobby! Fighting will only make them mad!
03:26You mean madder!
03:30Overgrown camels! Let's see what you got!
03:34Hey!
03:35We've got no time for heroics, Bobby!
03:38Come on!
03:40I'm never gonna find any food out here.
03:51What's this?
03:53Okay, okay! Maybe six loaves of bread is too much!
03:57Surely this talisman is worth five loaves!
04:00No, no! Even if my people could spare it, five loaves is too many!
04:06Go, leave us! Go back to your people! We have no room for you here!
04:10Thanks a lot. And you can keep your old bread!
04:23Ah!
04:27Stop him! That boy is an evil wizard!
04:31Huh? Ah! Wait! I didn't do anything!
04:40Merchant!
04:47You must destroy him before he returns to destroy you all!
04:54Ah!
05:00Can't run anymore! We gotta fight!
05:04About time!
05:14Huh! Some cover you guys are!
05:19Ah! No!
05:24Ah!
05:33All right! Now that's what I call a weapon!
05:37Ah! Ah!
05:41Well, that's what I call rude!
05:43Listen, hotshot, next time be more careful who you're crashing into!
05:47Come on, Eric! He did save your life!
05:50What?
05:51Oh, he did, didn't he? Thanks!
05:54Don't mention it!
05:55Don't worry, I won't!
05:57So, Eric, who's your new friend?
06:04Friend? Friend? I don't see any friend!
06:07Are you kidding? You mean this guy has friends?
06:11Sure! Us! Boy, you and that weapon sure showed up at the right time!
06:17His name's Lorne!
06:18That's easy to remember! Rhymes with corn!
06:22Listen, Lorne, what do you say you come along with us?
06:25Well, I...
06:26Hey, what do you say, guys? Is Lorne in?
06:29Sure!
06:30Yeah!
06:31Oh, yeah!
06:32Oh, yeah!
06:33All right!
06:35Whoopee!
06:36All right! Come on, let's find a campsite before nightfall!
06:47Huh?
06:48Well, hello, sleeping beauty!
06:50It's nice to know somebody kept warm last night!
06:53Good morning!
06:54Thanks for the loan of the cape, fancy pants!
06:57Speaking of fancy, I'm simply dying to know the name of your tailor!
07:01Oh, yeah?
07:02Maybe you could sew your mouth shut?
07:04If you ever get your foot out of it, you're dead!
07:07Oh, yeah?
07:08Yeah!
07:09Oh, yeah!
07:10Oh, yeah!
07:11Oh, yeah!
07:12Oh, yeah!
07:13Oh, yeah!
07:14Oh, yeah!
07:15If you ever get your foot out of it...
07:17Here we go again!
07:18I don't believe last night! Six straight hours of put-downs!
07:21Those guys ought to take their act on the road!
07:24Hmph! You'd think they were identical twins!
07:27You mean identical twits!
07:29Huh?
07:30Yeah, that's all we need! Two Erics!
07:34Listen, Lorne, old buddy, I hate to tell you this,
07:37but if my parents even suspected I was like you, they'd disinherit both of us!
07:42I wouldn't know. I don't have any parents.
07:46Huh? Oh. Well, hey, I... I didn't know.
07:51Come on, we better get moving.
07:53We've got to find Dungeon Master's Stone of Astra.
07:56Stone of Astra? How are we supposed to find it anyway?
07:59Dungeon Master never even told us what it looks like!
08:02Blah!
08:13I'm so hungry, I could eat... I could eat...
08:18One of those!
08:21Now listen, I'll go flush the little what's-it-out-of-the-bush,
08:24and when it runs out, you get it. Got it?
08:27Got it.
08:28Good.
08:34Aha!
08:35Oh-ho! Dungeon Master!
08:37What are you doing without lunch?
08:39Dungeon Master! What are you doing without lunch?
08:42Oh, I mean, we were just taking a lunch break.
08:45What I mean is we really are working hard to find your...
08:49to find that, uh...
08:50Stone of Astra.
08:52Yeah, that.
08:53Oh, my.
08:57Calm yourself, Cavalier.
08:59You have already fulfilled the first part of your mission.
09:04Oh, yeah? Well, you can take your...
09:06We did?
09:07Yes.
09:08But soon the Stone of Astra will have to be destroyed
09:12and its chain of terror broken.
09:15Then, and only then, will one among you find home.
09:20Yeah!
09:21Huh?
09:22I know of your despair, boy.
09:25But loneliness cannot be overcome
09:28by the use of this deadly and dangerous weapon.
09:31Your strength will be found in weakness.
09:35Destroy the talisman.
09:37What?
09:38No way!
09:40Forget it.
09:42We need it, Dungeon Master.
09:44You've got to be kidding.
09:46Yeah, with Lorne's weapon, we're invincible.
09:51On the contrary, Cavalier.
09:53The boy's weapon protects only him.
09:56All others who stay close to him are in terrible danger
10:00from evil ones who desire his weapon for themselves.
10:04What are you talking about?
10:06Lorne's the best thing to come along
10:08since we got stuck in this stupid realm.
10:12And you know it.
10:13Huh?
10:14Coward!
10:15Look, I say we've got Lorne
10:17and the best weapon in the whole realm.
10:19And if anybody out there wants to try and take it away,
10:22just step right up and give it your best shot.
10:25Huh?
10:28Powers of the 12 evil talismans,
10:31aid me now!
10:36What the...
10:39Here comes some more!
10:40Look out!
10:41Don't worry, I'll handle this.
10:50Lorne, that thing's making it worse!
10:53Make it stop!
10:55Look out!
11:01I can't control it!
11:02It won't stop!
11:07Presto, look out!
11:21How do you stop this thing?
11:23Just get rid of it!
11:37Uni!
11:47Did you see that, Eric?
11:48Your wise guy friend almost got Uni squashed!
11:53My friend?
11:56Listen, Lorne, give us a head start
11:58next time you want to use us for target practice, okay?
12:01But I...
12:02Dungeon Master was right, Lorne.
12:04That weapon is dangerous.
12:06If you want to stay with us, you'll have to get rid of it.
12:10Listen, kid, dump the necklace, okay?
12:13Otherwise, if we need any help,
12:15we'll remember not to call you.
12:17Oh, yeah?
12:18Well, if you need any help, I'll remember not to know you.
12:21Hey, suits me fine, kiddo.
12:24Why don't you just run along
12:26and try facing the realm on your own?
12:28I've been doing just that all my life, Eric,
12:30until I got this weapon.
12:32It's mine, and I'm keeping it.
12:34I don't have to run from anybody anymore,
12:36and I don't need anybody either, including you.
12:39Is that so?
12:41Well, then get lost, pal,
12:43and take that lousy piece of costume jewelry with you,
12:46all right?
12:52Kind of hard on him, weren't you, Eric?
12:55Me? Nah.
12:57Who needs the little wise guy anyway?
12:59Not to mention that jinxed weapon of his.
13:02Heesh.
13:03Sure, don't worry, Eric.
13:05He'll do fine out there all alone.
13:07No parents, no friends,
13:09not even anybody to talk to.
13:11Yeah.
13:13Huh?
13:15Yeah, it is getting kind of dark.
13:17You think... you think Lorne's gone mad?
13:20Eric, you think Lorne will find a place to sleep?
13:23I mean, you know, before it gets dark?
13:25Who knows?
13:27But then, who cares, right, Eric?
13:30I think we should camp here for tonight.
13:32And, Eric, um,
13:34you can go after Lorne and bring him back.
13:37I mean, if you want to.
13:39Yeah, well, not that I really care, mind you,
13:42but I guess I might as well go take a look.
13:45You know, just in case the creep trips over a dragon
13:48or falls over his own feet or...
13:51I don't get it.
13:53Why's Eric going after him?
13:55Yeah.
13:57Well, he wouldn't admit it in a million years, Bobby,
14:00but I think Eric's going after the first real friend
14:03he's found in a long, long time.
14:06Huh?
14:08Oh.
14:19Ah!
14:21Eric, I knew it was you.
14:24Sure you did.
14:26Look, um, I'm sorry about...
14:29Well, I mean...
14:31Listen, if you want to come back with us, it's okay.
14:35Except...
14:37What?
14:39Except for one minor problem.
14:41What's that?
14:43I'm totally lost!
14:45Oh, that's great.
14:47You're lost in the wilderness.
14:49Oh, yeah?
14:51Well, if I wasn't so great at getting lost,
14:53I never would have found you, would I?
14:55Ha-ha-ha!
14:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:07Boy, are you out of shape.
15:10Are you kidding?
15:12I'm just huffing and puffing to make you feel at home.
15:16Squirt?
15:18Eric! Look!
15:20All right!
15:22Somebody down there has got to know where we are!
15:25Come on! Let's go!
15:28Wait a minute! Eric!
15:30There's something you should know about those people!
15:32Don't worry! Just let me do the talking!
15:35Any sign of them yet?
15:37No!
15:39Well, give them another five minutes,
15:41and then we'll go look for them.
15:43They're probably okay.
15:45I mean, what kind of trouble could they get into?
15:47Where's your warrant?
15:49I want to see my lawyer!
15:51I want to make a phone call!
15:53The wizard has returned with one of his own kind!
15:57Wizard? Are you nuts?
15:59I'm too smart to be a wizard!
16:01And he's too dumb! We just want directions!
16:06Why did you come back here, wizard?
16:08Wait! Can't you see they're only boys?
16:12Not true, woman!
16:14They're wizards pretending to be boys!
16:16They have returned to destroy us!
16:23Did you see that?
16:25Hey, now here's a guy who knows how to get around!
16:28Sort of.
16:29I have come for the talisman!
16:38A talisman boy!
16:40But I shall destroy them all!
16:42Give me the Stone of Astra!
16:45The Stone of Astra?
16:47You mean Lorne had it all along?
16:49Don't give it to him, Lorne! Don't give it to him!
16:52I'm not gonna give it to you,
16:54and there's nothing you can do to make me!
16:59Give it to him, Lorne! Give it to him!
17:01But... but I'll be powerless!
17:05Give him the Stone, Lorne,
17:07or I'm gonna be Roast Cavalier on the half-shield!
17:13Give it to him!
17:18Hold it right there, pal!
17:26Give me the talisman, and I will release your friends!
17:32Lorne!
17:40Take it, then!
17:43It's Dungeon Master!
17:53All right!
17:55Good going, Lorne! I knew you wouldn't let your old buddy down!
17:59Yeah, sure.
18:01Spare me, Dungeon Master. I have harmed no one.
18:05I merely wanted the Stone of Astra, the twelfth talisman.
18:09Then take it, Korlok.
18:11Have you not searched a lifetime for it?
18:15Take it!
18:17But be warned, evil will hound you to the end of your life,
18:22as it has every possessor of the twelfth talisman, including the boy.
18:27Take it, or break its timeless chain of terror,
18:31and destroy it.
18:33The choice is yours.
18:35Fools such as you have no need of the talisman, Korlok.
18:39Give it to me.
18:41If Venger gets hold of that thing, we're in big trouble!
18:44No, Venger.
18:46The journey of the twelfth talisman has come to an end.
18:50You try my patience too often, Dungeon Master.
18:54This will be the last time!
18:56You heard what Dungeon Master said, Venger.
18:59Why don't you just forget about it?
19:01Yeah!
19:03Whoa!
19:05Quick, get behind my shield!
19:11Take the talisman, Korlok.
19:13Taste its power.
19:15The future you desire so desperately.
19:18Yeah!
19:20Look out!
19:21Watch it!
19:22No!
19:23No!
19:24No!
19:25No!
19:26No!
19:27No!
19:28No!
19:29No!
19:30No!
19:31No!
19:36Now, Venger, try your powers against the twelfth talisman!
19:42With pleasure, old man.
19:55That was the first victory of my sad life, Dungeon Master.
20:00And my last.
20:03No, Korlok.
20:05You are wrong.
20:13Come, Lorne.
20:14We must go.
20:16Well, I guess this is goodbye, Caviar.
20:19That's Cavalier, you little twerp.
20:21But you're right.
20:23Now they're stuck with you.
20:25Could be worse.
20:26They could be stuck with you.
20:28Could be a lot worse.
20:29They could be stuck with both of you.
20:42Don't forget.
20:43Make a hard right two lights past the supermarket.
20:50I hate to admit it, but I think I'm going to miss that wise guy.
20:54What?
20:55Not a lot.
20:56Just a little.
21:00You have made a wise choice, Korlok.
21:03I'm not sure I understand, Dungeon Master.
21:07All things are possible for those whose hearts are free of evil.
21:29Hmm.