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00:00As my kids call it, it's soft like cotton.
00:03My girls, they said, it's soft, Mama.
00:06What kind of toilet tissue is that?
00:08You haven't been buying that all the time, have you, Mama?
00:10I said, no, it's Cottonelle.
00:12It's soft like cotton.
00:13Cottonelle.
00:14Of course it isn't cotton, but it is cottony soft.
00:17I just love it.
00:19I just really love it.
00:22Madam, shame.
00:24Tony Randall?
00:25Not serving Prima Salsa spaghetti sauce.
00:27Well...
00:27Prima Salsa's from Hunt's.
00:29Oh, for tomato people?
00:30The finicky tomato people.
00:31The Hunt's tomatoes for Prima Salsa are picked vine ripe
00:34and cooked the same day before they lose any of that Hunt's tomato flavor.
00:39And furthermore, Hunt's adds Italian spices.
00:41Prima Salsa tastes terrific.
00:43Of course.
00:44Shall I sit here?
00:47Prima Salsa, the spaghetti sauce only Hunt's could make.
00:51Join Mary Tyler Moore and the gang at a new time today at 4 30.
00:55Today, one of these pairs of stars is sitting in the secret square
00:59and the contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth over $3,000.
01:05Which star is it?
01:07From the Doctors, Nancy Pinkerton and Frank Luz.
01:11From another world, Susan Keith and Paul Stevens.
01:14From Days of Our Lives, Richard Guthrie and Tracy Brickman.
01:18As the world turns with Dennis Cooney and Kelly Wood.
01:22Search for tomorrow with Sherry Mathis and Rod Ahrens.
01:26The young and restless Brenda Dixon and Bob Colbert.
01:29Also from Days of Our Lives, both Bill and Susan Hayes
01:33and Quinn Redeker and Brenda Benet.
01:37Or Wayland and Madam.
01:40All in the Hollywood Squares.
01:42And here is a master of the Hollywood Squares, Peter Martin.
01:45Thank you, Ken.
01:46Good day and welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
01:47Hello, stars.
01:48Hello, Peter.
01:50Time drama here on the Hollywood Squares.
01:53And I'm looking forward to it.
01:54I'm sure that you folks out there are.
01:56You've got game show fans and soap opera fans.
02:00Our champion for this week is a gentleman who is an insurance salesman.
02:03Also a seminary instructor for a church father of two.
02:06How old are your children, Greg?
02:08Two and six months.
02:09Well, your wife must be very excited.
02:11Won a secret square with $5,800 and $400 in cash.
02:15You've got yourself over 6,000 bucks, Greg Wall.
02:17Nice to see you and welcome back.
02:20Visiting from Akron, Ohio.
02:22You'll be married to what, 25 years?
02:2425 years.
02:24I just had my anniversary.
02:26That's really nice.
02:27Mother of five, grandmother of two.
02:28Vacationing from Akron, Ohio, Barb Norod.
02:31Nice to see you there and good luck.
02:33Okay, we have a commercial.
02:34Then we'll continue.
02:39Might only know how really good Banroan is if you try something else.
02:44I found out the week we went to the beach to visit my parents.
02:47I brought my suntan lotion, but forgot my Banroan.
02:51Mom lent me her secret aerosol, so I used it instead.
02:54But it didn't keep me as dry as Banroan.
02:58I'm told Banroan keeps you drier than any leading spray, and I believe it.
03:02Banroan.
03:03If you're using any leading spray, find out for yourself how effective Banroan is.
03:09With my arthritis, getting in and out of the tub can be frightening.
03:13But with Arthritis Strength Bufferin, I can ease the minor pain for hours.
03:18Move better.
03:19It gives me extra strength when the arthritis first flares up.
03:23But Arthritis Strength Bufferin adds extra protection from stomach upset ordinary aspirin
03:28can cause.
03:30Sure feels good to have the extras of Arthritis Strength Bufferin.
03:34Arthritis Strength Bufferin.
03:36Extra strength, extra protection.
03:40Barb, Greg, you know the rules.
03:42Here's where we stand.
03:43It's the second game of the match.
03:44Two circles in the necks.
03:45And Barb, it's your turn.
03:46My favorite Young and the Restless is Brenda Dixon and Bob Colbert.
03:50All righty.
03:51Oh, I love that show.
03:52According to the book, 100 Ways to Popularity, this is the most important thing for a girl
03:57to remember when she sits.
04:00Sits.
04:00What is it?
04:02Ah, okay.
04:05You sure she has a chair on here?
04:07Yeah, she has a chair.
04:09Okay.
04:12This is etiquette.
04:14Okay.
04:15When she sits, she must...
04:18Cross your legs after you sit down.
04:20No, I think she should cross her legs.
04:21Cross the legs.
04:22Make sure the skirt is down.
04:24No, cross legs.
04:26I agree.
04:26No, keep her knees together.
04:29You're kidding.
04:30Would I kid you?
04:31You put an X there.
04:32Greg, a break for you.
04:34Sherry Mathis and Rod Erickson, please.
04:36Innopoli, where love is king, when boy meets girl, there's...
04:41Here's what they sing, all right?
04:43Finish the line of that song.
04:44I didn't know it was the line of a song, so I'll try it again.
04:46Innopoli, where love is king, when boy meets girl, here's what they sing.
04:50Finish the line of that song.
04:52I'm a singer, but I never remember lyrics.
04:55Terrific.
04:57Innopoli, where love is king, when boy meets girl, here's what they sing.
05:02Let's fall in love.
05:03Let's fall in love.
05:04Yes.
05:05Disagree.
05:06Innopoli, where love is king, when boy meets girl, here's what they sing.
05:09I love a parade.
05:10No, it's that's a morning.
05:12Yes.
05:19Dennis Cooney and Kelly Wood and I have always been in love with Jay Stallings.
05:24Really?
05:25Yes.
05:27You're welcome.
05:29The contestant gets so excited.
05:31It really is wonderful to watch.
05:32It's like meeting your family.
05:34Sure.
05:35See, nobody does that to me.
05:36They go, hi, Pete.
05:37How's it going?
05:37That's it.
05:39Anyway, Richard Burton says it's something less than a man, while it's something more than a woman.
05:46What is it?
05:48It's something less than a man, while it's something more than a woman.
05:51What is it?
05:52What is?
05:53What is?
05:59I heard a voice.
06:01Do you know?
06:02You do it.
06:03Being a...
06:04Spouse.
06:05Spouse.
06:05Being a spouse.
06:06I disagree.
06:07Being an actor.
06:08Being an actor.
06:08Yes, you have the circle and Greg, it's your turn.
06:11Quinn Redeker and Brenda Benet, please.
06:13Quinn, nice to see you.
06:14Welcome to our show.
06:15Quinn was filming really down the hall yesterday.
06:17He didn't have a chance to do our show.
06:20So Deidre Hall filled in wonderfully well, I might add.
06:22Yes, she did.
06:23Yes, that bothers me.
06:24Say, when a...
06:27When a recipe instructs you...
06:28When a recipe instructs you to pound a piece of meat until it's flat, what should you use to do it?
06:35A large stone.
06:36No.
06:37There's a meat pounder.
06:38A meat pounder.
06:40No, wait a minute.
06:41No, that's okay.
06:42We'll go with that.
06:43I had an idea of it.
06:44Go ahead.
06:45You spend more time in the kitchen.
06:46I was going to say a rolling pin.
06:47A rolling pin.
06:48And now we have meat pounder, rolling pin.
06:50What are you guys going to go with?
06:51Going to the feminine distaff side, spending more time in the kitchen.
06:53Rolling pin.
06:54A rolling pin.
06:55I'll disagree.
06:56It's a meat pounder.
06:56Every good cook should have one of those, yeah.
06:58That's great.
07:00All right.
07:02We believe in Paul Stevens.
07:05All right.
07:06From the series, Another World.
07:09Do you watch that?
07:10No.
07:13I think it's opposite as the world turns.
07:15Is it opposite as the world turns?
07:16I think so.
07:18What a dumb question to ask.
07:19I should have been more professional than that because I should have figured out all
07:24the options, but there's that little devil in person here.
07:26Say, when he left MacArthur, General MacArthur said, I shall return.
07:31When he got back, did he say, I have returned, here I am, or I'm back?
07:37When did he say, I have returned, here I am, or I'm back?
07:42All three, I think.
07:44No, he said one that they kind of recorded for posterity.
07:49I think it was number two.
07:51Here I am.
07:52Here I am.
07:53I disagree.
07:54I have returned.
07:56Wouldn't it be funny if he got up and said, hi, kids, I'm back.
08:04Don't treat your puppy like a dog.
08:07You're feeding your puppy adult dog food.
08:09You mean there's something else?
08:10Purina puppy chow.
08:12Puppy chow?
08:13Puppy food.
08:14It's got the extra nutrition puppies need.
08:16They do?
08:17Sure.
08:17During their first year, puppies need a lot more nutrition than adult dogs.
08:21Well, hey, pup, it's puppy chow for you.
08:25And you, too.
08:26Don't treat your puppy like a dog.
08:28Give him the extra nutrition of Purina puppy chow.
08:34Oh, Jack, you ought to get fit and trim.
08:36I'm trying, Mr. Thompson.
08:38No, I mean your dog ought to get fit and trim.
08:41Dogs is low in calories and fat.
08:43Ah, he's got a better shape than I do.
08:45Yeah, but if he doesn't eat right, he could lose that good shape.
08:48Yeah, that's true.
08:49That's why fit and trim is low in calories, low in fat, to help him keep his shape.
08:54Believe me, pal, it's easier to keep your shape than to try to get it back.
08:58Before your dog loses his shape, get him fit and trim from Purina.
09:05Greg, it's your turn.
09:06Nancy Pinkerton, Frank Luz.
09:08It's Luz, I believe.
09:09Luz.
09:10Luz.
09:11Luz in Portuguese.
09:13Are you Portuguese?
09:14Half Portuguese, half Irish.
09:16Alrighty.
09:16This is, by the way, for $600.
09:18Incorrect.
09:19Barb will win the championship, so up to you guys.
09:21Dagwood has Blondie.
09:22Little Abner had Daisy Mae.
09:24Who does Sluggo have?
09:26Sluggo.
09:27Myrna.
09:28Myrna?
09:29Myrna.
09:29Disagree.
09:30Nancy.
09:31Nancy?
09:32Nancy.
09:32We have a tie game.
09:39We have a Secret Square game today for $3,400.
09:42Ken?
09:43And circle starts the Secret Square,
09:44which includes Chromecraft Centurion Dining Set,
09:47plush velvety armchairs with carefully turned wooden legs on chrome casters,
09:51and a matching tabled woodgrain plastic surface to devise heat and moisture,
09:55furnished by Chromecraft Furniture.
09:56Also, a beautiful 47-piece set of American royalty,
10:00Spring Gardens ivory porcelain china,
10:02full service for eight-man handshare dining table,
10:04furnished by the Saladmaster Corporation.
10:06Plus, a Tappan microwave oven.
10:08This Tappan Touch model features six automatic memory levels
10:11and automatic temperature probe,
10:12which senses the interior temperature of food,
10:14and the probe turns the oven off as you wish.
10:16Furnished by Tappan Appliances.
10:17Also, Capehart disco model,
10:20deluxe AM FM recorder magic,
10:22three-speed automatic record changer with eight-track and cassette recorder player.
10:27Many ways to record your favorite program.
10:29Furnished by Capehart.
10:30And Fostoria's fine American lead crystal in the Stratton pattern.
10:34Catching and playing with light is only deep-faceted crystal can.
10:37Lead crystal furnished by Fostoria.
10:39Welcome back, everybody, to the Seagull Squares.
10:40I'm your host, Bob Rietz.
10:41I hope you've had a good lunch.
10:42Here are the actual questions.
10:43For the first time today, I'll ask Barb about the game of the match.
10:46Bill and Susan Hayes.
10:47All right.
10:48This has been called the best adult exercise known.
10:51Oh, it certainly is.
10:53Now, five minutes of it is equal to an hour on the tennis court.
10:57And 10 minutes of it is equal to jogging a mile.
10:59I believe it.
11:00What's the miracle exercise we're talking about?
11:02I suppose it's jumping rope.
11:05No, that's for...
11:06It's for something big, heavy for adults.
11:08How about...
11:08Oh, that's hard.
11:09Swimming.
11:09It's easy for you, hard for me.
11:12I'd go with jumping rope.
11:12Jumping rope.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Jumping rope.
11:15Jumping rope.
11:16I agree.
11:16Jumping rope.
11:17Hey!
11:19Dennis Cooney and Kelly Wood, please.
11:22Dennis, Kelly.
11:22Oh, by the way, there's an album out.
11:24It's called John Gabriel Sings.
11:25Now, John is not on our show.
11:27He's on a wonderful series called Ryan's Hope with Helen Gallagher.
11:31It's an album.
11:32John Gabriel Sings.
11:33And Kelly Wood sings on the album, as does Sherry Mathis.
11:35And we wish you luck with the album, Kelly and Sherry.
11:39Anyway, here we go for a question.
11:40According to studies in psychology today, men like to hear jokes about sex the most.
11:45That's a fact.
11:46What joke topic do women like most?
11:49Joke topic.
11:51Women.
11:52I would think jokes about kids or children.
11:55No.
11:56Kelly?
11:58What do I know?
11:59Sex.
12:00No.
12:02Yeah, sex.
12:03I would say sex.
12:03They also like to hear jokes about sex.
12:06Gee, I'll have to agree with that.
12:08That's their favorite topic also, yeah.
12:12Nancy Kiffinson and Frank Love.
12:15Who's more likely to commit adultery?
12:18The wife of a garbage man or the wife of a doctor?
12:21The wife.
12:23Well, speaking as a doctor, I would have to say the wife of a doctor.
12:27I would say so.
12:30I agree.
12:31That's why there's not a series called The Garbage.
12:34The Garbage.
12:36All right, Greg.
12:38Quinn Redeker and Brenda Binet, please.
12:50That sounded like apocalypse again.
12:54And again.
12:55It's the secret square.
12:57It's worth $3,400.
12:59All right, that got our heart started here in the studio.
13:01I'll say that.
13:01You blew my pants off.
13:03I blew your pants off, ma'am?
13:05Oh, my goodness gracious.
13:06It'll be all right.
13:08Say, what famous American novel ends with the philosophical phrase,
13:13I can't stand it.
13:16I've been there before.
13:18I can't stand it.
13:19I've been there before.
13:21Now, is that Catcher in the Rye, Huckleberry Finn, or The Naked and the Dead?
13:27You know this.
13:28You could tell them, you know this.
13:29No, no, you.
13:30You're the writer.
13:30You know this.
13:31No, come on, go ahead.
13:32Oh, by the way, I'm going to preface Quinn, by the way.
13:35Wrote a little thing, a sweet little movie called The Deer Hunter.
13:38That's a fact.
13:39A lot of people don't know that.
13:41And that is the true story.
13:47I originated it.
13:48There's not four names on it.
13:50Mine's the last.
13:52I think Catcher in the Rye.
13:53Catcher in the Rye.
13:55I'll agree.
13:55Huckleberry Finn.
13:56See?
13:58Cannot put a circle there.
13:59You'll have to imagine.
14:00Tomorrow's secret square, $7,200.
14:02Barb?
14:03Quinn Redrick and Breda.
14:05And Breda Benet for $400 and the championship.
14:09True or false, the infamous Marquis de Sade was one of Europe's most vocal supporters
14:15for equal rights for women.
14:16The Marquis de Sade.
14:18This is a little known fact.
14:21Tell them.
14:21No, you go ahead.
14:22You did so well on the last one.
14:25We just stopped by for the coffee.
14:27We were just in the hall.
14:28No.
14:29Did the Marquis de Sade, was he a supporter for E.R.?
14:34Yes, yes, he was.
14:35I agree.
14:37According to the book, would you believe the Marquis de Sade said,
14:39yep, let's have equal rights for women?
14:41How about them?
14:42Who has the new champion, Barb?
14:44No.
14:46Think about that a minute.
14:49Let's pause for this commercial.
14:50We'll be back.
14:55I was born on a farm, so I won't touch a vegetable soup unless it's loaded with country vegetables.
15:00Chunky vegetable soup is loaded with country vegetables.
15:03I mean chunks of vegetables.
15:05Chunky has chunks of carrots, potatoes, celery.
15:09Plus tomatoes and corn.
15:10Plus tomatoes and corn.
15:12Tastes like chunky vegetable was born on a farm, too.
15:16Campbell's Chunky Vegetable.
15:18So chunky, you'll be tempted to eat it with a fork.
15:20But use a spoon to get every drop.
15:25I hear you came down with a nasty cold last night.
15:28Yep.
15:29You were all stuffed up, huh?
15:31Hard to breathe.
15:32What'd your mother do?
15:34Rubbed some nice medicine on me.
15:35Vic's VapoRub.
15:37Oh, mothers call it the love rub.
15:38Bet it helped.
15:39Yep.
15:40Later, I could breathe easier.
15:41Sure, it's more than love.
15:42It's good, effective medicine.
15:44Vic's medicated vapors work on your stuffy nose for up to eight hours.
15:47How'd you sleep?
15:49Vic's VapoRub.
15:50It's more than love.
15:51It's good, effective medicine.
15:55Any contestant who wins five matches will win over $25,000.
15:59That's our grand prize.
15:59That's $10,000 in cash.
16:01His and her automobiles.
16:02Kenny?
16:02One features the all-new Buick Skylark,
16:05designed for comfort and convenience,
16:06with front-wheel drive providing impressive control and traction.
16:09Furnished by Buick.
16:10We'll be back with more of Hollywood Squares after this message.
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17:17Greg, you leave us with over, I would imagine,
17:19let me see, it's about close to $7,000 in cash and merchandise.
17:22We thank you very much for playing the Hollywood Squares.
17:24Greg Wall.
17:25All right, this is, this is for Bob Norod from Akron, Ohio.
17:33Win $5,000 worth of California green.
17:36It's up there somewhere.
17:37Well, my husband said to win him a 103-piece tool set.
17:40Okay.
17:41But...
17:42We are giving that away still, I would imagine.
17:44I'm going to Dennis Cooney and Kelly Wood.
17:46Yes, you've been flirting with Dennis all week.
17:49So, read the envelope, Dennis, Kelly,
17:51and let's find out what Bob has won for herself.
17:54I still can't believe, Barbara, that you're a grandmother.
17:56I'm still...
17:57...boggled by that.
17:59Kelly, how would you like to read that?
18:01You didn't bring your glasses either?
18:02No, I have mine.
18:04I don't need them.
18:04When you're hot, you're hot.
18:07The ingredients for a special evening of fun,
18:09your new sleeping bag, something from your new wine rack.
18:13And finally, a firing extinguisher.
18:17You didn't do that well at all.
18:19Oh, you guys.
18:21What I want to know is, where do you get the gifts?
18:25You go...
18:26Do you go to garage sales?
18:27What is that?
18:28We have a new player, a police sergeant
18:30with the Seal Beach Police Department,
18:32father of three, Ron Lawson.
18:34Ron, welcome.
18:34Nice to see you.
18:35Thank you very much.
18:35Good luck on the show.
18:36Take your time.
18:37Take Bill and Susan Hayes.
18:39According to the wonderful world of animals,
18:42will anything get a cow to smile?
18:47We just went to England...
18:48Yes.
18:49...and I photographed every cow that was dropping at Blenheim
18:51because they use the cattle there to mow the lawns, you know.
18:56And I spent...
18:58I don't think so.
18:59I think so.
19:00A bull.
19:01Oh.
19:02So you say, yes, a cow can smile.
19:04Yes.
19:04I disagree.
19:05No, a cow...
19:06Cows don't smile.
19:07See, honey, it doesn't work like that.
19:08Poor babies.
19:08Now, put it next there.
19:09Barb?
19:10Dennis Cooney and Kelly Wood.
19:11A cruel man named Torquemada or Torquemada,
19:16I think it's Mada,
19:17was in charge of one of the nastiest bits of European history.
19:21What was it?
19:22And very nasty it was, the Spanish Inquisition.
19:26Inquisition, yes.
19:27I agree.
19:28That's what he did.
19:29Yep, you got it.
19:30Ron?
19:30I'll go to Nancy Pickett and Frank Dodd.
19:35Gary Cooper and Ingrid Bergman
19:37starred in the movie version of this Hemingway novel
19:39about the Spanish Civil War.
19:41What's the movie?
19:43Farewell to Arms.
19:44Farewell to Arms.
19:46I'll agree.
19:47For Whom the Bell Tolls.
19:49For Whom the Bell Tolls.
19:50What other circle?
19:51Barb?
19:52Richard Guthrie and Tracey Brighman.
19:55According to the book The Best of the Music Makers,
19:57which of these people is a Rhodes Scholar?
20:00Rhodes Scholar.
20:01Is it Paul McCartney, Chris Christopherson,
20:04or Paul Williams, a Rhodes Scholar?
20:06Well, I'm gonna have to think about that one.
20:08How about you, Tracey?
20:12Tracey, your dad's a musician.
20:13What's the answer to that?
20:14Dad, help.
20:15Um, I like Chris Christopherson.
20:17I think he's pretty cute.
20:19But I'd say, uh, Paul McCartney.
20:23I'll go along with that.
20:24Paul McCartney is a Rhodes Scholar.
20:25I disagree.
20:26Who's a Rhodes Scholar?
20:27Chris Christopherson.
20:28He sure is.
20:28Uh-huh.
20:29You have the circle, and here's the commercial.
20:31We'll be back.
20:35Honey, how long you gonna be in there?
20:38In a minute.
20:39These bathroom walls really needed help.
20:41So I got new flare squares.
20:43Just put them in water.
20:45And put them up.
20:45Honey?
20:46Just finishing up.
20:48Flare squares are easy to handle, even in hard places.
20:52Wow!
20:54Looks great!
20:55How'd you do it?
20:56Easy, with flare squares.
20:57Today, the bathroom.
20:59Tomorrow, the kitchen.
21:00Introducing Tough Washable Flare Squares from DuPont.
21:03The easy way to decorate.
21:06The makers of the laxative most often recommended by doctors
21:09announce the great taste of oranges
21:12and the natural goodness of grain together.
21:14A new orange-flavored Metamucil.
21:17Made from grain rich in bulk with no chemical stimulants
21:21to give gentle, effective relief from occasional constipation.
21:26That is a nice taste.
21:28Made from natural grain with a pleasant taste of oranges.
21:32New orange-flavored Metamucil.
21:36Ron, your turn.
21:37I'll go to Sherry and Rod Block.
21:38All righty.
21:39For a while, it was Farrah Fawcett.
21:41Then it was Cheryl Teagues.
21:43But who is the best-selling poster girl today?
21:47I know Rod knows that one.
21:49Lonnie Anderson.
21:50Lonnie Anderson from WKRP in Cincinnati.
21:52I'll agree.
21:54No.
21:55A big hit movie.
21:57I think it's called Ten.
21:58Yes.
21:59Bo Derek.
22:00Bo Derek.
22:01It is she beautiful.
22:02Can't put a circle there, Barb.
22:04You'll have to earn that yourself.
22:05Susan Keith and Paul Stevens.
22:06All righty.
22:07For $600, according to the great religious leader Martin Luther,
22:11how many times a week should a husband reasonably
22:14reasonably expect physical affection from his wife?
22:17Twice, four times, or seven times a week?
22:23Seven.
22:26Seven.
22:27Seven.
22:30Yeah, why not?
22:31Seven.
22:32Absolutely.
22:32Yes, for sure.
22:33Mine does, but I disagree.
22:39Okay, hold it.
22:40Let's hear about this.
22:42That's why she's a grandmother.
22:4325 years?
22:45Seven times?
22:46Well, it's been 23 wonderful years because two were kind of...
22:49Oh, really?
22:52What was the cause of it?
22:54Do you remember?
22:56Oh, by the way, it was twice.
22:57Circle gets the score.
22:58$600 here for Barb.
22:59All right.
23:04Let's hear it one more time.
23:05Barb, take us starting.
23:08Bill and Susan Hayes.
23:11Say it loud, and there's music playing.
23:13Say it soft, and it's almost like praying.
23:16Say what?
23:18Maria.
23:20Maria.
23:23Hey, Susan, that was close.
23:23We've been working on the act.
23:28Okay, Ron, your turn.
23:29I'll go to Susan and Paul Stevenson.
23:31Uh-huh.
23:32David Niven uses red wine to do it.
23:34Walter Matthau rides a bike.
23:35Ingrid Bergman reads poetry, and Ringo Starr counts numbers.
23:39What are they trying to do?
23:41When they do this.
23:44Wine, bike riding, poetry counts numbers.
23:48Certainly relax.
23:50Relax, get rid of stress.
23:52Relax, get rid of stress.
23:55I'll agree with him.
23:56I have to get a ruling on it.
23:58We have sleep, but no, we needed sleep, not relax.
24:01Okay, let's put a circle there.
24:03Barb.
24:04Brenda Dixon and Bob Colbert.
24:06Who abandoned his wife, Octavia, to live with Cleopatra?
24:10Was that Julius Caesar, Mark Anthony, or Ptolemy?
24:15Well, I think that was Julius Caesar.
24:19Julius Caesar.
24:20I agree.
24:21That was Mark Anthony.
24:22Put an X there.
24:22Back in it, Ron.
24:23Pick a star.
24:25We tried.
24:25I'll go to Waylon, madam.
24:26Right in the center.
24:2871% of your body, madam.
24:3071% of your body is what?
24:38Plywood.
24:41Oh, and sometimes my hinges just drive me crazy.
24:5171% of your body is...
24:5471%.
24:57It's water.
24:58Water.
24:58I'll agree.
24:59Specifically, salty water.
25:01Yeah, with an X and a commercial.
25:02We'll be back.
25:07I like chocolate milk,
25:08but the powder I use floats on top and leaves lumps of chocolate in my glass.
25:13I've discovered Milkmaid chocolate-flavored syrup.
25:16It mixes lickety-split and doesn't leave lumps of chocolate in my glass.
25:22Milkmaid puts the great taste of chocolate in my stomach.
25:25It doesn't leave it in my glass.
25:26Milkmaid mixes more completely than powders,
25:29and Milkmaid tastes so much more chocolatey, too.
25:31Milkmaid puts the great taste of chocolate in your stomach.
25:34It doesn't leave it in your glass.
25:36Here's a super-value gift sale on Sears Best Robes to make you feel warm all over.
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25:55So for a robe sale to make you feel warm all over,
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26:00come into Sears, where America shops for value.
26:03Sale ends December 8th.
26:06Wayland and Madam will be opening the Sahara Hotel in November.
26:10Well, I guess they're there.
26:11You'll be there through December the 9th.
26:13Wayland and Madam at the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.
26:15Have a nice day.
26:16See you here tomorrow for more fun on the Hollywood Square.
26:18Bye-bye.
26:18Today's party contestant received the lustrous, beautiful blue-white Kenya jam,
26:24featured in these brilliant earrings,
26:25in settings of 14-karat solid gold.
26:2735 Kenya jams.
26:29Plus, Ultron's computer dialer automatically dials your telephone number
26:33with a single push of a button.
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26:36a clock with five alarm settings,
26:38and an instantly dial button.
26:39Furnished by Ultron.
26:41And S&H Green Stamps.
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26:47They help make your money do more.
26:49Also, Town and Country Tableware by Washington Forge.
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26:56Plus, from Conair, a collection of personal care appliances
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27:00Conair affords that professional touch at home.
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27:27Silverstone premium nonstick interior from Nero Aluminum Company.
27:33Tonight, the Senator's dead, but still running for office.
27:35It's a stiff competition.
27:37And, the biggest cover-up since Watergate.
27:39On, The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo, starring Claude Akins.
27:42Then, Charles Bronson as St. Ives.
27:44He's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a $5 million con game.
27:48Where, the payoff is murder.
27:50Jacqueline Bissett, John Houseman, and Charles Bronson star
27:53in the television premiere of St. Ives.
27:56That's, The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.
27:58Followed by St. Ives.
27:59Both tonight, here on NBC.
28:02This has been a Merrill Leader, Bob Quigley production.
28:20This is NBC News Update with Jane Pauley.
28:25Good morning.
28:26Iranians have voted overwhelmingly for a constitution that makes Ayatollah Khomeini
28:31undisputed ruler for life.
28:33Results came in as the American hostages began their 31st day in captivity.
28:37The U.N. Security Council meets again today
28:39and is expected to hear a resolution for the release of the hostages.
28:43And, the International Court of Justice has begun work
28:46on Washington's request that the court order Iran to free them.
28:50Syria and Libya today asked a conference of Arab oil nations
28:53to support Iran in its dispute with the United States.
28:56Saudi Arabia said no and walked out.
28:59President Carter this afternoon will come out officially for a second term in the White House.
29:04And Ralph Nader called on telephone subscribers today
29:07to get together and fight the phone companies.
29:09Nader said subscribers have too little to say about how much they pay.
29:13Jane Pauley, NBC News, New York.
29:20Hostages expecting to go home while the Shah searches for a home.
29:24The elements of the crisis in Iran come together on NBC Nightly News
29:28with John Chancellor.
29:30Wednesday on the best of Saturday Night Live,
29:32take a zany look at the world of football
29:34with host Fran Tarkenden, musical guest Leo Sayer and more.
29:38Hey, now, that is not bad at all.
29:43Bowser and Sha Na Na with the music of the 50s.
29:45Tonight at 7.30 here on Channel 4.
29:47Peace for peace.
29:52Let's go, gang.
29:53That's enough H.O. Instant Oatmeal to hold you for the winter.
29:57Say, where's the kid?
29:59Look, H.O. Instant Cream Farina in yummy flavors.
30:03That's something different.
30:05Papa, you'll love maple brown sugar.
30:08Mama, you try graham and honey.