Atessa's Manhattan Block

Kenneth Brown
Kenneth Brown
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AltspaceVR Critic - #10
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00:00Okay guys, this is where we are. I'm going to show you real quick.
00:09Atisa Manhattan block. Now, I'm glad I saved it. I was here before, but she was making something for 9-11, so she didn't want me to record it.
00:21So she asked me nicely, she said, please, please don't record it until I'm finished. And I said, yeah, you got my word, man.
00:29Because, um, I got a lot of videos, man. I can't put out there because people ask me not to, for one reason or another.
00:36Maybe they just started, maybe they're in a conversation with somebody or something like that, and they don't want it to be recorded.
00:45So anyway, she's not here right now. Oh, somebody, look at my neighbor over there. Look at my neighbor. Look at this place, man.
00:54We're going to get to that soon, but let me just say hi. Now be polite. How you doing, baby? How you doing, sugar?
00:59You alone? You can look through my window? You can't look through my bedroom, can you?
01:04You can't see what I'm doing over here, can you? Let me just take a look.
01:07We can be friends, but let me just see. I'm in bed, and I'm not having my clothes on. All right, good, good, good, good.
01:15All right, now we're friends. Look at that little snack I have over there sometimes. Little jelly.
01:21I like bagel and cream cheese, though. How you doing, baby? I said hi to you already.
01:25Okay, let me see what we got. Look at this. Beautiful. Look, they got the Oculus, man.
01:30They got the jammy. They got the Oculus Pro what?
01:37Look, they got the future Oculus, the gold jammy.
01:43Dude, you know what you could do? Bang, another idea. Every time I get an idea, I'm going to say it right here.
01:48They could make an Oculus made out of gold and real silver or something, like a light kind of gold or silver.
01:55This is the radio. This is where you're hearing the music from, right there. Got my cell phone and the radio.
01:59So you could make a, um, what's it called again? Before I lose that idea, man.
02:05Oh, a gold and silver, light tanned, different kind of Oculus. Put Oculus with Gucci on it.
02:13Put different names on it. Look at this, man. It's a bottle of bubbly.
02:16This is me. How you doing, guys?
02:19Whoever's watching, I want to tell you, keep doing the work that you're doing.
02:23You're creating worlds. Look at this world. Look behind me, look.
02:29You guys are doing a great job in here, man.
02:32I'm going to do my best to push it out to the public so public people can know you.
02:37I said hi, baby. Okay, go back in the house.
02:41Yeah, look at this, man. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
02:49It's funny, man. She was in the house creating it.
02:54Look at this, man. You know I'm hungry, buddy. Everywhere I go, I see food.
02:57Look at this big slice of ham, dude. Come on.
03:07I'm going to the movies after this, man.
03:10I was going to go to the movies before this, but I got to do my job.
03:16Look at that neighborhood, man. What's this?
03:20New York City to the left. Let's go in. Check it out, buddy.
03:29I got to move in here real quick before somebody comes here.
03:33And they say, hey, what are you doing in my house?
03:36Let's hit the roof. Look. Look.
03:40Look.
03:44Look, the Empire State Building is building a bigger antenna.
03:48Look at that, man. Look how they cheat. Look how they cheat.
03:52Look, Batman. I was over here, buddy.
03:59Oh, maybe I was here and I didn't record it.
04:03But I was definitely here. There's no question about that.
04:07How do I know? Because I remember seeing Spider-Man and Batman in the Batmobile thing up in the air.
04:14Look at that. Look at this.
04:18Not bad. Not bad.
04:23Dude.
04:27Dude.
04:30How old is this picture?
04:33Because, okay. That looked like the World Trade Center right there, buddy.
04:38That's how the World Trade Center looked. Just like that.
04:42This is the new World Trade Center.
04:45Look at that, man. Whoever's antenna is the biggest, that's the one that has the biggest building.
04:51You don't even have to have a building anymore. You just got to put the antenna.
04:54Look how high that is, man. Heaven forbid the antenna falls.
04:59At least over here they got like a little cage or something for it.
05:04You know, New York City, Empire State Building always changes color for different holidays.
05:12You got to go to Ground Zero. Look at that, man.
05:16I wonder if I can go to that town.
05:18Look, what happens if I jump?
05:22Look, there's somebody all the way down there.
05:24What do you call that guy?
05:28Um.
05:30The one that's in charge of the building.
05:32Not in charge of the building, but the one that helps you with your baggages and stuff like that.
05:39Wow. I don't have one of those guys. That's why I don't remember.
05:42I don't live like that.
05:45Yes, I live around here, buddy.
05:48Yes, this is my town.
05:51But I don't live in these big buildings over here.
05:53They don't even show my building.
05:55Dude, can I fly?
05:58No.
06:0099.9% of the time now it's no.
06:07Holy Toledo.
06:10Brother, man.
06:12I can fly.
06:14I can fly.
06:16See Batman doing all his tricks?
06:22Spiderman.
06:24Spiderman.
06:26Dude, when I was here before I didn't fly.
06:31What does this mean? I can get in there?
06:34Dude, what does this mean?
06:36You gotta be careful, man. You hit one of these things.
06:40Bang.
06:41Can I look like Batman?
06:44What does that mean?
06:48Alright.
06:49Dude, I'm so happy I can fly.
06:51I can't even tell you.
06:57What do you call those guys again, man?
07:00What do you call those guys?
07:03Because I went for a job like that, man.
07:05They make minimum wage almost.
07:09However, on the holidays like Christmas or something like that,
07:12they get big money.
07:15Alright, here we go.
07:17I'm gonna jump.
07:18Jump.
07:19Without my superpowers.
07:23Ready?
07:24Set.
07:25I see somebody over there.
07:27And somebody's down here.
07:28I'm gonna jump right next to this guy. Ready?
07:29Boom.
07:33What's up, fella?
07:38What's up, big man?
07:40You holding down the camp?
07:42You the one I come to for answers?
07:44Hmm?
07:45What if I need a hitman?
07:47Can you be a hitman too?
07:49Don't keep looking back there, brother.
07:50There's nothing over there.
07:51I'm in front of you talking to you.
07:53You soft, son.
07:54You can't look me in the eye like the eye of the tiger.
07:55Huh?
07:56Look me in the eye.
07:57Look me in the eye.
07:58Damn it.
07:59Take this bubble off.
08:02Alright.
08:03You heard what I said?
08:04Look me in the eye like a real man.
08:08Alright.
08:09To hell with it.
08:10I'm gonna take over your town.
08:13What?
08:14Is that Batman in the park chilling?
08:19You see the cops over there?
08:21What you doing, Batman?
08:24What are you doing, Batman?
08:27Oh, sorry about that, Batman.
08:29I'm not gonna say everybody in a black costume look alike.
08:32It's Black Panther.
08:33You know what I'm saying?
08:35Chilling?
08:36You wanna talk?
08:37Wanna kick it?
08:38What's going on, brother?
08:40What's up?
08:41Can you breathe?
08:43How you do that thing, man?
08:45Your whole face is covered up.
08:50You don't have to worry about COVID-19, baby.
08:52You got your mask on.
08:54Anything you wanna say before I'm out of here?
08:56Oh, you dissing me?
08:57Forget it, brother.
08:58Let me see what the cop's doing.
09:00What's up, copper?
09:01Why you don't wear your hat?
09:02The hell is going on over here?
09:05You're not in full uniform.
09:07Where's the cam?
09:08Where's the body cam?
09:09Huh?
09:14Uh-huh.
09:15Kind of big fellas over here.
09:16What about you?
09:17You got the body cam?
09:20Dude, what are you doing, man?
09:24What the hell are you doing?
09:25You just sitting over here?
09:27Wasting taxpayers' money?
09:30I knew it, brother.
09:33What you going for?
09:34A donut now?
09:37You lost a partner?
09:39By not being sensitive enough?
09:41What's in the holster, man?
09:43What's in the holster?
09:44Let me get in here, man.
09:45What the hell is going on over here?
09:47Your foot stuck in the ground?
09:48You can't come out?
09:50Hmm?
09:52Dude.
09:54You're clones.
09:55You're exactly alike.
09:58You're clones.
10:00All right, not a problem, buddy.
10:02Do your thing.
10:03I'm going to do my thing.
10:04Look at Batman.
10:07Doing electric boogaloo.
10:10All right, look at this neighborhood, buddy.
10:13What the hell is sticking out of that building?
10:16Men in black right there?
10:22Dude, should I go forward or backwards?
10:25Right over here.
10:26I see some people.
10:27They're not real people.
10:28They're avatars.
10:29Hanging out.
10:31Could be superheroes.
10:34This guy could need help, man.
10:35They're harassing him.
10:37You got good cops.
10:38You got bad cops.
10:39Let's find out what cops these are.
10:41What the hell is this, man?
10:42What kind of town is this?
10:44This guy waiting for a bus this long?
10:46Shit.
10:48What line is running over here?
10:51Oh, happy Halloween, dude.
10:55I forgot, man.
10:56Halloween is coming.
10:57I'm going to have to do something for Halloween.
10:59All right, let me see what you got over here, man.
11:01All these cops are clones.
11:02What you doing?
11:04What's up, homie?
11:06Damn, I think they got the right person, man.
11:09Yep, you look kind of...
11:11Yep, they got you, baby.
11:13And you're geeking, too.
11:14Look at you.
11:15They got you right after a hit.
11:16Look at your eyes.
11:17All blasted up.
11:18Hmm?
11:20Where's your stem at?
11:22Where's the crackpots?
11:23Hmm?
11:25Where's the lighters at?
11:26Cigarettes.
11:27All the stuff that go with that, man.
11:30Get some cash out of here.
11:31I'm going to have to buy something in this town.
11:34I don't have any money in my pocket.
11:36They give you an avatar with no money.
11:39Damn, I don't have a wallet.
11:40Because I don't have a pocket.
11:42All right, brother.
11:44All right, thanks, man.
11:45Let me just take a look at you.
11:47Let me look in this cab first.
11:48Can I get in here?
11:50Let me look down.
11:52All right, there we go.
11:55All right, fellas.
11:56I just want you to know you got the right guy.
11:58Thanks for keeping the city safe.
12:00We don't need people looking like that.
12:02Damn choker clown.
12:03What else?
12:05Revenge of the Z or whatever the hell it is, man.
12:07Get him.
12:08Get him.
12:09All right, but you're looking kind of funny there, buddy.
12:11With your hands crossed over there.
12:12That's like a symbol.
12:13A sign.
12:15Hmm?
12:16Be man, man.
12:17All right?
12:18I'm out of here, buddy.
12:19What's going on down here?
12:21What's going on?
12:22My head's sticking out the taxi.
12:24Now, let me take a look at your car.
12:26See what you got in there.
12:28Don't let me in.
12:30Good.
12:31Where's the computer?
12:33Where's that stuff you have at surveillance?
12:35Hmm?
12:36They don't even see me.
12:37I can get away right here, buddy.
12:38Right here.
12:39Bang.
12:40Bang.
12:41Get away.
12:42Stick my head in it.
12:43They'll see my head out there.
12:44They'll know who I am.
12:45All right.
12:46Let's go down here, buddy.
12:49Down here.
12:53Good.
12:54Dude, I've seen people do the...
12:55Dude.
12:57Dude.
12:59All right.
13:00How can I get it off?
13:02That's all I want to do is get it off.
13:04I'm going to get on all of these things over here.
13:07Hey.
13:08This piece of crap.
13:10Okay.
13:11Look.
13:13I don't have no mirror.
13:14Look at me.
13:15Look at me, copper.
13:18Go back to the copper.
13:21Hmm?
13:22I'm going to do circles around you guys real quick.
13:25Because you ain't doing a damn thing with this stain over there.
13:27Huh?
13:28Look.
13:29Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
13:30Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
13:31Look at this.
13:32What about this copper?
13:34Copper.
13:37Okay.
13:38was fun. Look at this piece of crap. You know I'm going for the big fella. Let's get this
13:44off of me. Can you get it off me? Good. Forget about that. Let's go for the big fella. Now,
13:51copper. I'm gonna blow some exhaust on you. No, I can't do that, man. First of all, stop
13:58for a second. Somebody made this creation, right? You gotta represent a good way. Here
14:05we go. Um, excuse me, officers. Do you need any help? I'm over here. Just give me any
14:15problems. Let me know. Okay. All right. Looks like you got things under control. Let me
14:22just take a look. Make sure you have any weapons on you. All right. Bang, bang, bang. Good.
14:27All right. Sorry about that, man. Anything I said to disrespect you. You know, the police
14:31are here to help, serve, and protect, man. You know what I'm saying? They put their lives
14:35on the line every single day. They're like soldiers in a real army. However, the city
14:41and the country is the army. All right. Sorry about that, guys. I gotta wash myself. Dude,
14:50let me just... I'm gonna take a ride real quick around the block, because I don't always
14:58get a chance to get into a bike like this. Oh, yeah. Shortcut right to the park there.
15:08Get yourself a Black Panther mobile. Let me check out that. Hot dogs, buddy. I can use
15:14a hot dog with some onions, ketchup, and mustard. Rollers and sauerkraut. By the time I get
15:23through, you won't even know there's a hot dog there. Look at that. Can I get that? Dude,
15:28I could eat a hot dog while I'm on here. I told you, man. It's kind of tart. I can taste
15:35that mustard. Excellent, man. Boom. I finished it. All right. You can see the trick. It's
15:43on the floor right down there. All right. What's up, buddy? You're gonna get a bike
15:48like this, man, and chill. See? Chill. All right. Let me get rid of this bike. Dude,
15:59what you guys gonna do with that guy over there? You gonna keep talking to him forever?
16:04Come back here tomorrow. He's still talking. Look at this bike. Boom. Boom. Look, man.
16:14There's another bike over there. They don't run out of these bikes. See, dude? If you
16:23don't act like a child, you can't have fun. Now, now let's check out the whole internet.
16:32And I can fly. I saved a flying for last. We're gonna fly all the way up and look at
16:39the city. All right. Boom. What's over here? The post office. Anybody live here? What's
16:46going on here? Anybody here? No. Open space. Not a problem, baby. What else? Dude, this
16:54car is big enough for me to get in there without messing up my head. Boom. Get in here. Look
16:59at this. Look at this. I can smell the freshness of a SUV. Just freshly bought. They just bought
17:07this. Smell it? I'm gonna put something up here. Gotta make sure I keep my license registration
17:14over here. Okay, I'm gonna put something around the steering wheel. More of a grip. Let me
17:19see what's back here. There's a lot of people over here, man. You don't know what they told
17:24me, man? I gotta check out. Somebody told me if you go to the romp room or something
17:32like that. Dude, you know what's deep? I can get right out of this car and fly right
17:37up, but I'm not gonna do it what I told you. I'm gonna save that for last. Boom. Okay.
17:42I remember when they started putting these up here. What's going on in here, buddy? Nothing.
17:47Just open space. Still creating. She did a great job, though. Yeah, look at this. How
17:58She did a good job, man. She never finished what she was working on, though. Look, the yacht.
18:04Dude, we're going on the yacht next. Nope, we're going on the yacht next. She started doing 9-11,
18:12man. Right around here. Right over there. Now look, as soon as I point the guy looking. Right
18:21over there, she did 9-11, man. And then for some reason, she didn't do it anymore. Look,
18:27the diner. Dude, did I save this? I'm gonna sneeze. Ready? Excuse me. It's all this fresh
18:36air we got over here. I'm not going yet, man. Because I got to. Dude, the Batmobile. Dude.
18:46That's what this guy was doing. He was protecting the Batmobile. But it's too late for that.
18:56Because I'm gonna get in it now. Let me tell you, man. I've been a lot of places. I haven't
19:01been in the Batmobile yet. How about you? Want to see what it looks like? Want to see how Batman
19:06and Robin are doing anything? Here goes. Bang. We're in the Batmobile, buddy. Now let's look
19:16in here. You never get inside like this. Dude, you got a bat right there. Look at this, man.
19:25Or you could be Robin. Come on, Batman. You never let me drive. All the chicks be looking
19:37at you in the steering wheel. When am I gonna get an upgrade? Next level. All right. She did a good
19:53job, man. I got a chance to talk to her too. Infinity Hotel. Dude, she got a lot of stuff
20:00over here, man. She wasn't playing. I think she had people help her. Look, it's Kermit. I was
20:08gonna walk right by him because I said, hey, that's a frog. But look, I never see him in real
20:14life. I didn't know. You know, let me tell you, man. Once they canceled the show, nigga went
20:20homeless. Look at him. He got dance for money, man. I'm not gonna give you, man. I'm sorry about
20:28that. Next time I got you, brother. Okay. Keep doing it, Kermit. Bring the rest of the characters
20:35here too. Look at this phone, man. People don't even use this anymore. I don't even know how much
20:41it costs. $25.50. Let me tell you this, brother. When I was using that phone, it was a dime.
20:48Ten cents. Look, Chinatown. Dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude. This is gonna be a long one. Well,
20:58not really a long, long one here. I'm not leaving out of here for a while. Oh, you know what? I
21:04saved it, right? Bang. This is Atesia Manhattan block. Atesia's Manhattan block by Atesia. Bang.
21:20I like it. Look. Rainy chill pad. Luxury in the meadows. What's this on the ground? I'm gonna
21:33definitely hit that yacht because I was trying to get to the yacht before. Look at this, man. These
21:39are some boards here, buddy. You can take this too. You know, I don't want to take that. Top Gun.
21:51I wonder what Top Gun. Ates, you did an excellent job in here. Excellent job, man. Excellent job.
22:04Only thing I got to worry about, man, is my patience. Because you definitely have a lot
22:11of great things in here. Look, the Dog Mansion. I want to see the Dog Mansion. All right. We're
22:19gonna see that sooner or later. If I tell you we're gonna see it, when I come back, that's what
22:23we're gonna be doing, the Dog Mansion. We're gonna do the Dog Mansion. We're gonna do the luxury yacht.
22:29All the smoke coming from that board. All right, check it out, man. I wasn't gonna do it. But I'm
22:44gonna do it. I'm on the board now, see. Bang. You know it's deep, dude. Look, I got smoke behind me. I can't even see behind me. I didn't even fly yet. Please let this be the
22:59exit to get this thing off. Bang. All right, take a look at this when I get ready to fly.
23:06Because when I fly, where am I gonna go? I wonder if I can fly over that building. Because I know
23:23it's hard to tell the difference over here between... What's up, fella? What's going on over here? Looking out?
23:32Keep up the good work. I'm gonna get a pizza, man. Damn. In my neighborhood, it costs a dollar. I want two pizzas and a Coke. A lot of cheese on it. Some garlic, too.
23:44They're coming. Dude. A hearse over there, man. I'm gonna tell him I got some pizza. Look at that, man. My stomach is all ready for pizza, man.
23:56Look at this guy. He got up? What the hell is this, man? Who is that? What are you doing over there, man? See? You can't catch the bus over here, brother.
24:15People are dying trying to catch the bus. Sheesh. What's the name of this? All right, look. This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna see if I can go over there.
24:34If this is a board, which it is, or a building. Bang. Whoa. What happens if I go over here? You're not supposed to go over here, buddy. Look at that view. Wow. All right, guys. You ready? Ready to see the Superman skills?
24:57First of all, I don't even feel like doing Superman right now. I feel like snapping this picture right here. However, I promise you, Superman. You will get nothing less than Superman. Ready? Ready? Where's Batman at?
25:21Look, Spider-Man. I thought he was the only one with spider powers. You want me to tell you a joke, man? It's not gonna be a joke that, um.
25:51You can tell your kids. All right, but here goes. Superman was flying in the sky like I am. Like this. He saw Wonder Woman on the roof. No, I'm not gonna tell you that joke, buddy.
26:15Hey, I just remembered where I was at. I'm in somebody's environment. Look. This is what it looks like, man. This is what it looks like. He did a great job. I remember, man.
26:26Have respect for the person in my environment. This is what I wanted to see. Here it goes, dude. I have no idea what's gonna happen if I go here. Can I see all of New York City? Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. Look. I'm flying through New York City. Look. I'm flying through New York City.
26:48Look at that. Man. That's where I came from. All the way over there, man. So this is what I'm gonna do. I won't end it with this extraordinary picture. Extraordinary.
27:19Bang. We got Spider-Man over there. Where's Batman at? Oh, you know what I wanted to do, buddy? Real quick. All right. I did want to see what Batman's Batmobile thing looked like. Wasn't that deep in that hearse over there?
27:37All right. I'm gonna end it right here, guys. Thanks for watching, man. This is where we at again. Artesia. I gotta give her a shout out, man. She did an excellent job.
27:53Yeah. Put this over here a little bit. Bang. All right. We're gonna snap it right here, buddy. Right there. Boom. If you like it, put a like. Comment. Please subscribe. That motivates me when you put a like.
28:16When you put a like, that's a good feeling. When you make a comment, I'm definitely gonna read it because I want to see what you want to say. And if you subscribe, I definitely have more videos. And if you hit the notification button, you'll be getting them as soon as they come.
28:30You'll be seeing stuff like this, man. That'll amaze you every time. Don't you want to be amazed? Get new ideas? Escape from reality? Bang. Go back a little more. Try to get everything I can. In this world, my eyes are the camera.
28:53Think of Batman. Look at that. Bang. Almost feel like dropping. See what happens. All right. Here we go, guys. Thanks again for watching. If you have any videos that you want me to put on YouTube, right, and you can do an interview, let me know.
29:15Or if you made a world, right, and you want me to take a look at it, even if you're not there, that's even good, too. Because I'll go there. I'll take a look at it. I'll post it on YouTube. And when you get a chance, you'll be seeing the same place on YouTube also.
29:30Yeah. Okay, guys. Thanks again. God bless. Stay strong.