Dice Media _ Adulting _ Web Series _ S01E01
Dice Media _ Adulting _ Web Series _ S01E01
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00:00Baby, baby, baby, oh, like baby.
00:05Baby, baby, oh, like baby.
00:09He spent 4000 rupees to see Bieber in his underwear.
00:14He's so cute.
00:16Who comes this far and lip-syncs?
00:19The audience was singing better than him.
00:21I think you should do revenge.
00:23He took so much money from us.
00:25He should be affected too.
00:26You unfollow him.
00:29Unfollow.
00:32Unfollowed him.
00:42Oh, my damn.
00:48Let's go out somewhere.
00:50How many more times do you want to go out?
00:54Let's go to the mountains.
00:59Not now.
01:00Don't pass out.
01:02I'm not passing out.
01:05We'll party all night.
01:09I'm a party princess.
01:15One second.
01:19Sorry.
01:20It's okay.
01:28Fan.
01:32Fan.
01:36Fan.
01:48Nikhat, turn off the fan.
01:53Nikhat.
01:58Nikhat.
02:05What's this milkshake?
02:07Is the coffee over?
02:11What are you eating?
02:14No mushrooms, no cheese.
02:20Did you check your phone?
02:29Oh, f**k.
02:32F**k, man.
02:33Rent is such a b**ch.
02:35I hate month ends.
02:36No, month beginnings.
02:37Because who gives a salary for 5 months?
02:41Happy birthday, sister.
02:43Today is your birthday, right?
02:45I'll make a nice masala okra for you.
02:47Eat it well.
02:50Take it with you.
02:51Yes.
02:53F**k.
02:54Finally.
02:55S**t, s**t, s**t, s**t.
02:57F**k, s**t, s**t.
02:58I'm so sorry.
02:59I'm so sorry, Nikhat.
03:00I'll make you a worthy...
03:01Breakfast.
03:02Yes.
03:03Happy birthday.
03:07Nikhat.
03:09Listen, I'm sorry.
03:11I'm an idiot.
03:12Major.
03:15I'm a bag full of ugliest d**k pics on the entire planet.
03:21I'm the worst.
03:22Yuck, disgusting.
03:24Nikhat.
03:28I'm sorry.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:30I'm sorry.
03:32Happy birthday.
03:34It's okay.
03:36I'm sorry.
03:37I'll do anything.
03:39Anything.
03:40Anything.
03:41Anything.
03:42Sure?
03:43Sure.
03:44Okay.
03:45Do one thing.
03:46Go and tell sister Kamal that she'll get her salary the next month.
03:49Thank you so much.
03:50No, no, no.
03:51My laptop.
03:52My laptop.
03:53I'm not cheating on it.
03:54No.
03:56She knows I smoke and on Monday suddenly...
04:01It's okay.
04:04Go tell her now.
04:05Fine.
04:06I'll tell her.
04:16I think it went well.
04:17Well?
04:24Anyway, I'm leaving.
04:25What?
04:26Where?
04:27It's 8.30.
04:28I have to wait for the bus.
04:30I don't even have the money to capture the auto.
04:34Don't say that.
04:35How much do you have?
04:37Okay.
04:38Let me calculate.
04:39I sold the hotel in Goa.
04:40So, the one point...
04:42500 rupees.
04:44You broke it completely.
04:46So, I have more than that.
04:47Save it.
04:48By the time you get your salary,
04:50you'll be able to do something.
04:53Oh, I have an idea.
04:54What?
04:55Let's go to the bank.
04:57I just told you I have no money in the...
04:59No, no, no.
05:00Mom and dad's bank.
05:03No, man.
05:04I don't want to trouble them for my birthday.
05:06That too for money.
05:07Then what should we do?
05:08We have to do something.
05:11Nothing can be done.
05:12Nothing can be done for free.
05:14Happy birthday to me.
05:15Yeah.
05:46I agree it's a big f**k up.
05:49But I apologized.
05:51Of course.
05:53I apologized.
05:55But that's not enough.
05:57Because Nikha...
05:58She gets excited on Jimmy's birthday too.
06:00This is her own birthday.
06:03I offered her a birthday blow here also.
06:06That's disgusting.
06:08What's so bad about it?
06:09I spent my entire birthday sleeping.
06:11What's so bad about it?
06:12I spent my entire birthday sleeping.
06:16But it's her first birthday away from home.
06:22What should I do?
06:25Can you not do that?
06:26Yeah, yeah.
06:28Sorry.
06:29Sorry.
06:32How could you?
06:33She wanted to go there.
06:35You won't even be able to afford water there.
06:42Hello
06:43I'm calling from the reception.
06:45Nikha is celebrating his birthday today.
06:47Did you get the cake?
06:51Happy birthday.
06:53Happy birthday to you.
06:55Happy birthday dear Nikha.
06:58Happy birthday to you.
07:00Happy birthday to you.
07:03Happy birthday to you.
07:06Happy birthday to you.
07:08Happy birthday dear Nikha.
07:10Happy birthday to you!
07:17I'll pick up the cake.
07:19Very good plan.
07:22Just call your friends.
07:25Hello.
07:27Yeah, I'm calling from the legal team.
07:30Your legal team.
07:32Yeah, so it's Nikas Rishi's birthday today
07:34and I want to know what's happening with the cake.
07:37I don't care.
07:38Make it happen.
07:41Yeah.
07:45Who married Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik in 2010?
07:48Huma Qureshi, Sania Mirza or Diya Mirza?
07:52Yes!
07:53Dude, I have found the solution to all my problems.
07:56Which was the first movie to have two intervals?
07:58Sangam, Mera Naam Joker or Lagaan?
08:03I have the power!
08:06No, bro.
08:07We have the power.
08:08Alright, and the final question.
08:10How many times between 1901 and today
08:13has the Nobel Peace Prize not been awarded?
08:177, 13 or 19?
08:19I am He-Man!
08:21Yes!
08:22Bro, I am He-Man.
08:24I won Rs. 200.
08:26You'll always be broke.
08:31Leave Gulab Jamun for me.
08:32Why?
08:34Hello.
08:35Hello, dear. How are you?
08:37Call Nikhat.
08:40I called him in the morning for the happy birthday.
08:43I am bringing a couple with me in the evening.
08:46Why are you telling me?
08:48You want to show your flat, right?
08:49Oh, yes.
08:50No, no, no.
08:51Don't come today.
08:53You both are not partying, right?
08:55No, we are not partying.
08:57Just don't come.
08:59No problem, dear.
09:00And buy a nice gift for Nikhat.
09:02Yes.
09:03And don't worry, dear.
09:04I'll get you both a better house at a lower price.
09:08Bye!
09:09Bye.
09:22Nikhat!
09:26Sorry.
09:27Actually, it's my birthday today.
09:30So, I am very excited.
09:32Happy birthday, Nikhat.
09:34Thanks.
09:36Where is the treat?
09:40Tell me.
09:47Nikhat?
09:49Nikhat?
09:51What?
09:52Hi.
09:53I am from the HR department.
09:56Look, I didn't break the table in the conference room.
09:58It was the same when I came.
09:59No, no, no.
10:00Actually, happy birthday.
10:03Oh.
10:04Actually, there is a cost cutting going on in the company this quarter.
10:08So, there was no cake.
10:10That's why.
10:12So, it wasn't necessary to say this.
10:14I know, but you have already called the pantry four times since morning.
10:19So, they requested.
10:23Happy birthday.
10:24Thanks.
10:25Have a good day.
10:29Hey, Nikhat.
10:31Happy birthday.
10:38It's for 2500.
10:41For this dress?
10:48These shoes are for sure out of your budget.
10:51So, what should I gift?
10:53Should I give an Archie's card?
10:59Listen.
11:01Why is everything so yellow on Nikhat's page?
11:06Don't move.
11:12You are really very smart.
11:14What happened now?
11:15I mean, you are the most smartest.
11:18A lot.
11:20What are you doing?
11:21Sister.
11:23That's mine.
11:24What?
11:29Take it.
11:30Thanks.
11:37Okay.
11:38So, I have 1820.
11:40I will spend 1000 from this.
11:43Yellow.
11:44Yes.
11:45Cookie cake.
11:47Stuffed with peanut butter.
11:51And covered with muesli.
11:59Doggy biscuit.
12:03Maybe we should get a dog.
12:06Focus.
12:09Yes.
12:11Nice.
12:12Stable genius.
12:17What the f**k?
12:20Excuse me.
12:21Would you like to try some?
12:25Hello, Kanna.
12:26F**k.
12:27How are you?
12:28What are you doing?
12:29What is this Likensip?
12:31And why is it taking my money?
12:32Not Likensip.
12:33LIC and SIP.
12:35You need insurance.
12:38I need money.
12:39What is insurance?
12:40I don't have it.
12:41You will have to save.
12:43We won't always be there for you.
12:44You know?
12:45Fine.
12:46Did you get your salary slip?
12:47Email me your statements.
12:49We have few months.
12:50But you do everything at the last minute only.
12:53Yes.
12:54I will talk to the legal guys.
12:55Don't do legal.
12:56HR.
12:57Same.
12:58Bye.
12:59Bye.
13:03F**k.
13:21Excuse me, madam.
13:23Can I help you?
13:25Uncle.
13:26Is there anything in yellow?
13:30Madam.
13:32This is not a sari shop.
13:35Then why did you ask for help?
13:36If you don't want to do it, I will do it.
13:38Don't get angry.
13:39In yellow.
13:40Okay, I will tell you.
13:42Come.
13:44Yellow.
13:45Turmeric.
13:46Yellow.
13:48Yellow.
13:49I don't want shampoo and soap, uncle.
13:52I want it for my birthday.
13:54Oh.
13:55You want it for your birthday.
13:56Yes.
13:57Okay.
13:58You should have told me earlier.
13:59Okay.
14:00Okay.
14:01For your birthday.
14:24Okay.
14:48Gift.
14:49Thank you, uncle.
14:50Welcome.
14:51Uncle.
14:52How much?
14:53One minute.
14:58Maggie should be 11.
14:59And then the caps.
15:0010 into 5.
15:01And then the total.
15:02I think should be around.
15:03370.
15:08In yellow.
15:09Very cheap.
15:10What else?
15:15Come.
15:16In yellow.
15:17Very cheap.
15:18This is it.
15:23Girl, I got a plan.
15:54Come.
15:55In yellow.
15:56Very cheap.
15:57This is it.
15:58Girl, I got a plan.
15:59Come.
16:00In yellow.
16:01Very cheap.
16:02This is it.
16:03Girl, I got a plan.
16:04Come.
16:05In yellow.
16:06Very cheap.
16:07This is it.
16:08Girl, I got a plan.
16:09Come.
16:10In yellow.
16:11Very cheap.
16:12This is it.
16:13Come.
16:14In yellow.
16:15Very cheap.
16:16This is it.
16:17Girl, I got a plan.
16:18Come.
16:19In yellow.
16:20Very cheap.
16:21This is it.
16:23This is it.
16:27Surprise!
16:29Why is it so dark?
16:30Why didn't you make the bill for lights?
16:32What are you doing here?
16:33Come in.
16:34This is the flat.
16:35Come in.
16:36Come in.
16:37Get some space.
16:38Come in.
16:39Come on.
16:40Come.
16:41Come in.
16:42Hi.
16:43I'm sorry.
16:45Nice.
16:46Look at this.
16:48The light...
16:49The light...
16:50Light?
16:50Yes.
16:51Light, light.
16:54This is the flat.
16:56I know it's not that good but
16:58once it's decorated, it looks so good.
17:00Right?
17:01No, no.
17:02It's already decorated.
17:04It's very nice.
17:05Thanks.
17:06Do you have an occasion or something?
17:08It's my and Nikhil's birthday today.
17:10Really?
17:11My flatmate.
17:12Oh.
17:13Nikhil.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Oh, yes.
17:16Shhh.
17:17Nikhil.
17:18Come on, come on.
17:18Come on, come on.
17:21Surprise.
17:22No, it's very...
17:25Surprise.
17:28We didn't even pay the bill for the lights.
17:30You take this to your birthday party.
17:31Come.
17:34Oh.
17:36Surprise.
17:40My son, my son, my son.
17:43Wish you a very, very, very, very
17:45merry full birthday.
17:46Heh, heh.
17:47Thank you!
17:48Happy birthday!
17:49Happy birthday!
17:50Thanks, guys!
17:51There's another bedroom inside.
17:53And the kitchen is a bit modern.
17:57And the water is 24x7.
18:01Oh, I forgot to tell you one thing.
18:03The school is quite close by.
18:05Where's the school?
18:06No, what's the need for a school?
18:07The school is not running away.
18:09We'll need it some day.
18:10Exactly!
18:11You know what I mean, right?
18:11I mean, you...
18:12Come inside, let's see the room.
18:14Come on, let's see the room.
18:16Come, let's see.
18:19What are these?
18:20You got so desperate that you called Chanchi?
18:22No, I told him not to come.
18:23You called him and I said no.
18:25He's not coming today, but he's still here.
18:28Where are our actual friends?
18:30They'll come. They'll be late.
18:31Okay.
18:32Maybe.
18:33What?
18:34But no, no, no, no, no.
18:35You don't think about that.
18:36I've done full planning.
18:37I'll set everything on fire.
18:38I'll set everything on fire.
18:40Oh!
18:42Hey!
18:43Don't be extra.
18:44No!
18:45Wait, just wait.
18:46Okay, okay, okay.
18:47Wait, wait, wait.
18:56Wow!
19:00Magic!
19:15What?
19:16Wh..
19:17What?
19:18What is this?
19:19You're making a cake?
19:20Yes.
19:21Cake!
19:22Cake!
19:23Cake!
19:24Cake!
19:25Cake!
19:26Cake!
19:27Cake!
19:28That's right.
19:29Happy birthday.
19:30I'll have it all.
19:31It's a nice cake.
19:32Birthday is a good thing, isn't it?
19:33Next time, take me to the wedding.
19:34Weddings aren't at the apartment.
19:35You'll have to show me the banquet.
19:36It's a joke.
19:37It's a joke.
19:38We should go Jimmy.
19:39I mean, we should go.
19:40We'll go for a meal.
19:41Okay.
19:42I think we should go now, Jimmy ji.
19:45I mean, they're having a party.
19:46Oh yes, they have to enjoy.
19:49Dear, we'll leave now. You guys enjoy.
19:52Let's go. Come on.
19:53Bye guys.
19:54I'm very tired.
19:56Happy birthday.
19:56Nice meeting you.
19:57Happy birthday.
19:58Bye.
19:59Bye dear.
20:01Come on.
20:02I can show you a lot of flats.
20:05What the f**k?
20:06He said f**k.
20:07No.
20:08He said f**k.
20:08No.
20:09He said f**k.
20:10I mean like, what the f**gity f**gity f**g, Ray?
20:14I don't...
20:15Happy birthday.
20:16To me.
20:18To you.
20:20Ray, did you untangle the lights?
20:23Yeah.
20:25I did.
20:26No, no, no.
20:28No, no, no.
20:28Wait. Just wait. Wait. Wait.
20:29Okay.
20:40Cheers.
20:53This is cold.
20:58A drink has no name.
21:01Nice.
21:04Tell me one thing, why is this all yellow?
21:08Yellow.
21:11You like yellow?
21:13Hmm.
21:14Like your Instagram is full of yellow.
21:17But it had black too.
21:19Then where did you get this black and yellow from?
21:22Hey!
21:23Okay, one like, little...
21:29Okay, done. I'm ready.
21:33For what?
21:34For the next step.
21:36There's no next step.
21:37Come on, tell me. I'm ready. Now I know.
21:41We were going to watch a movie.
21:42Which one?
21:44Minions, because...
21:46Yellow.
21:47Yellow.
21:48Oh my god, Ray, I love you!
21:51One like, not a...
21:53Fine, okay.
21:55Let's watch a film.
21:56But you know which one?
21:57Which one?
21:58The greatest film made in the history of cinema.
22:03Which has the best cinematic experience.
22:07You mean, the film that is so true in its portrayal of the familial bond that it's...
22:12That it's almost spiritual.
22:15And it's almost...
22:16But it's on TV!
22:18Babuji didn't throw me out of the house.
22:22To stand on his feet, he kept me away from him.
22:28Today's birthday was a little lame.
22:31A little? No.
22:32Very lame.
22:33No!
22:34It was.
22:35It was lamest and the bestest.
22:38Bestest.
22:39Who was bestest?
22:42I love you.
22:44But that's my birthday gift, Ray.
22:47But I want my birthday gift.
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