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00:00Hello, could I please have a stallion tonic, a bloody Mary and a lime daiquiri please?
00:15Well, look what the cat dragged in.
00:23What have we got here, eh?
00:25A couple of show girls, have we?
00:30Where did you ladies come in from, Uranus?
00:35Could I please have a stallion...
00:37No! You can't have, you can't have nothing.
00:41We've got nothing here for people like you, nothing.
00:55Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart?
01:02Because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, sweetheart.
01:07Hahahaha!
01:25It's the evening time, and I'm with my baby.
01:31Oh, it's so fun, isn't it?
01:34What could be more soothing than coming home after a hard day's work down the mine to the
01:43low man in us all? Now, don't send any money, okay?
02:13Shit. All I can see is female impersonators.
02:43This has got to be a first. Nobody's ever out-drunk old Sherl before. Where'd you learn
02:56to throw them back like that? Oh, that's our girl, Bernadette. I just knew
03:00that stumbling around the pub circuit with lay girls for 200 years must have taught her
03:04something. You're a bloody marvel, Bernie.
03:08Bernadette, please. What's that?
03:10My name isn't Bernie. She said her name isn't Bernie. It's Ralph!