Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.31 - 40 English Sub
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00:00Episode 08
00:05Suona, you've been so naughty all day.
00:08Sooner or later, you'll make a big mistake.
00:10I've decided to send you to Mingyue Academy to study.
00:25Not bad, not bad. You've got a good eye.
00:28Young Master, is it good?
00:30It's not bad. It's just a little strange.
00:33How is that possible?
00:34I've carefully selected them one by one.
00:36I've even picked out the bad ones.
00:39How did you peel them?
00:42I carved them. Just like this.
00:48Don't peel me any more meat in the future.
00:51I'm just afraid that you'll break your teeth.
00:53What if the Eldest Miss doesn't like it?
00:55What should I do?
00:58Speaking of which,
01:00why isn't my wife at home all the time?
01:04She's already back.
01:05But she's always going out with Miss Pei.
01:08That's why she doesn't have time.
01:09What's wrong with Miss Pei?
01:11She's always pestering my wife.
01:13Young Master, you're so bad.
01:15You actually have a crush on Miss Pei.
01:17No.
01:18It's a miracle that you're able to live to this day.
01:22I heard that Miss Pei came to Mingyue Academy to study.
01:26She's also here to study?
01:27Both old men are busy with work.
01:30Why don't you go to the academy to visit her?
01:33Let me ask you.
01:34Where is Mingyue Academy?
01:35Why don't you take me there?
01:42What's wrong with you?
01:45My son-in-law has grown up.
01:47He's finally making progress.
01:49The good days with Xue'er
01:51are just around the corner.
01:57Open the door!
02:01The Chu family has such a big private school?
02:03What private school?
02:05Isn't Mingyue Academy opened by Mingyue Gongjue?
02:08Don't talk nonsense.
02:10Don't bring trouble to Master.
02:12Mingyue Academy is a government-funded institution
02:14that specializes in training talents.
02:16After all, not everyone is a cultivator.
02:19The academy
02:20was specially promoted by the government
02:22to prevent the government from being monopolized.
02:24Only by studying at the academy
02:25can you participate in the following events.
02:26It's also a TV program.
02:27But it's not easy to enter the academy.
02:28A man like you...
02:29Master, do you understand?
02:31It's similar to our science exam.
02:33Oh, I see.
02:34I remember something.
02:35When you first come to the academy,
02:36you have to prepare some gifts.
02:37In case you meet a teacher,
02:38try to leave a good impression.
02:41You're so considerate.
02:42I'll do it right now.
02:48Where is this?
02:50I can't even find someone to ask for directions.
02:55Ah!
03:08Huh?
03:25Ah!
03:28Azu, come and eat.
03:30Okay, two minutes.
03:35You cried?
03:44Have you seen enough?
03:48Why did you cry just now?
03:50I miss home a little.
03:52What's the name of this song?
03:54The Sea of Moonlight.
03:55Um...
03:56Can I borrow your instrument?
03:59You know music, too?
04:02I know a little bit about
04:04all the useless skills
04:05that can't make money.
04:13Can I?
04:16Yes.
04:21Okay.
04:45You cried, too?
04:47Hmph.
04:49It's as if I saw a field,
04:51a sunset,
04:53and a farewell.
04:55The music is good, too.
04:57Of course.
04:58My taste and my skills
05:00are the same.
05:02Hmph.
05:03It's just that you have such a nice face.
05:05Ah!
05:11Ha ha ha ha!
05:16Ha ha ha ha!
05:47Oh!
05:51Ah!
05:59I... I don't have a cup.
06:10Ah!
06:11Ah!
06:12Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:14Ah!
06:15This wine is called Zhao Tian Shang.
06:19It's hard for most people to take it.
06:21I have a special constitution,
06:23so I often drink it to warm my body.
06:31My name is Zuo An. What's yours?
06:35Life is like this.
06:36Don't know too much,
06:37it's better not to know.
06:39But you already know my name.
06:41You were the one who wanted to say it.
06:43I didn't ask you to tell me.
06:45I feel like I lost a lot.
06:47You drank my wine.
06:49It's not a loss anyway.
06:51That's true.
06:53Do you know where the main building is?
06:57You follow that road to the end,
06:59then turn right.
07:01Thank you for your wine.
07:03I have something to do, I'll go first.
07:07Okay.
07:09Maybe we will meet again.
07:11What the hell is this?
07:13It's just a trick to get people's attention.
07:19Sir!
07:21Sir!
07:23Where are you?
07:25Sir!
07:27Did you hear me?
07:29This guy moves too fast.
07:35That's strange.
07:37He was here just now.
07:41Sir!
07:43Sir!
07:45My dear sir!
07:53Yes!
07:55It's lunch time.
08:03Nothing.
08:05Did the old man
08:07make up a fake mission
08:09to trick me?
08:11There's nothing he said in Mingyue College.
08:15There it is.
08:21I curse you!
08:23I curse you!
08:25I curse you!
08:27I curse you!
08:29I curse you!
08:31I curse you!
08:35I curse you!
08:37What's going on?
08:39Did I catch a cold
08:41last night?
08:45Hey,
08:47I want to ask you something.
08:49What is it?
08:51Have you ever seen
08:53something-something?
08:55What-something?
08:57Are you crazy?
08:59If you are sick, get well soon.
09:01Mr. Zhang...
09:03Mr. Zhang Liuyun...
09:07I like you!
09:09Hey,
09:11are you going to confess?
09:13It's none of your business!
09:15Fine, fine.
09:17I'm looking for something.
09:19I happened to see you practicing.
09:21I'm familiar with
09:23confessing.
09:25It's-it's-it's true.
09:27We're in the same boat.
09:29Confession is about intention and atmosphere.
09:31First of all,
09:33you have to change into a proper outfit.
09:35Next, you have to pick up a flower
09:37and dance.
09:39Lastly, you have to
09:41look at the person you like
09:43and whisper your love to them.
09:53By the way,
09:55have you ever seen something-something?
09:57Yes, I have.
09:59You know?
10:01Then, where is it?
10:05Hey,
10:07what's wrong with you?
10:09You're useless.
10:11I haven't seen anything
10:13for a long time.
10:19Who attacked me?
10:23Wow,
10:25what a beautiful beauty!
10:29To be continued...
10:59The skeleton is a bit rough.
11:01Could it be
11:03from a dance instructor?
11:07I don't know if there's a medical room
11:09in this school.
11:11Let's go and have a look.
11:13Xiu Xiu!
11:15Xiu Xiu?
11:17So, her name is Xiu Xiu.
11:19She's as beautiful as her name.
11:23What did I do
11:25to make you sick of me?
11:27Why did you break up?
11:33Is this school
11:35so open?
11:37Who are you?
11:39Why did you help Xiu Xiu?
11:43To tell you the truth,
11:45I'm the reason
11:47why you broke up.
11:49I'll help this beauty
11:51get rid of this veil.
11:53When she wakes up,
11:55I'll tell her everything.
11:57I don't believe you.
11:59She told me herself.
12:01Xiu Xiu doesn't want to talk now.
12:03Little girl,
12:05you two are not compatible.
12:07I advise you not to be persistent.
12:09Pervert!
12:15Qing Er, why did I pass out?
12:17What?
12:23Why did you break up with me?
12:25It turns out that you have the skin of Duan Xiu.
12:29Qing Er,
12:31what are you talking about?
12:33Pervert!
12:39I don't want to see you anymore.
12:41I don't want to see you anymore.
12:47Brother, are you okay?
12:49Do I look like I'm okay?
12:51I'm sorry to get you involved.
12:53Just now,
12:55Qing Er said the skin of Duan Xiu.
12:57What does it mean?
13:01We just ran into each other.
13:03She thought
13:05there was something between us,
13:07so she...
13:09Qing Er is good at everything,
13:11but she is too persistent.
13:13She just held my hand and chased me for nine streets.
13:15No wonder you ran so fast just now.
13:17I'm Xie Xiu.
13:19Thank you for helping me just now.
13:21I'm Zuo An.
13:25Why are you here again?
13:27Qing Er, don't insist.
13:29We won't have a result.
13:31I ran the wrong way,
13:33can't I?
13:35Get out of the way!
13:39Get out of the way!
13:45Xie Xiu!
13:49Xie Xiu, wake up!
13:51Wake up!
13:53Well...
13:55I can't just stand by and do nothing.
14:03The situation is urgent.
14:05I'm going to do CPR on you.
14:09How dare you!
14:13How dare you!
14:21Who are you?
14:23Why did you hit me?
14:25Who are you?
14:27How dare you try to threaten me!
14:31Young Master!
14:33I finally found you!
14:35Young Master!
14:37Oh,
14:39this is the person you're looking for.
14:41That's right.
14:43Xiao Ping Ping,
14:45who is he?
14:47Young Master,
14:49this is Lu De,
14:51the head teacher of Ming Yue Academy.
14:53Head teacher Lu?
14:55It's all a misunderstanding.
14:57You can ask this student.
14:59Xie Xiu!
15:03No!
15:07Director,
15:09let me explain.
15:11That's right.
15:13I'm not a casual person.
15:15He must really like this lady.
15:19Go back to the Instruction Department with me.
15:27It's all a misunderstanding.
15:33Don't push me.
15:35It's all a misunderstanding.
15:37A misunderstanding.
15:51Young Master,
15:53don't be sad.
15:55Didn't Young Master Xie explain everything?
15:57How dare you say that!
16:01You're always talking nonsense.
16:03Come here. Let Young Master beat you up.
16:05I'll teach you a lesson.
16:07Young Master, let's go somewhere else.
16:09No.
16:11This is the punishment you deserve.
16:13Young Master,
16:15please let me go.
16:19How dare you make a scene.
16:21I'll kill you.
16:25Tell me, where did you go?
16:27We went to...
16:29Shut up.
16:31Cheng Shou Ping, you answer.
16:35We didn't go anywhere.
16:37Cheng Shou Ping!
16:39We went to Ming Yun Academy today.
16:41We lost Young Master Xie.
16:43We were caught by Director Lu.
16:47It's all a misunderstanding.
16:49The school hasn't opened yet.
16:51Why did you go to the school?
16:53Mother-in-law doesn't like me anyway.
16:55I'll take the opportunity to make her angry.
16:57Mother-in-law,
16:59if you don't know,
17:01interest is the biggest motivation for learning.
17:03I went to the school
17:05to see if there was anything to eat,
17:07drink and have fun.
17:09Then I can focus on my study.
17:11Go to the classroom now
17:13and copy the rules 100 times.
17:15I'll check it myself.
17:17You?
17:19I can't see.
17:21As a student, you can't persuade your master.
17:23Copy the rules 100 times.
17:29Madam doesn't like you either.
17:31Did you offend her?
17:33No.
17:35How dare I offend her?
17:37Then let me ask you.
17:39You said you used to serve your master.
17:41When were you transferred?
17:45It was before
17:47Madam and Master said they wanted to take concubines for him.
17:49I found some suitable girls
17:51to help Madam.
17:53Then I was transferred to the kitchen.
17:55If it wasn't for Miss's order,
17:57I should still be in the kitchen now.
17:59Chu Chu Yan,
18:01I think you're teasing me on purpose.
18:03No, what did you say?
18:05I said you're lucky
18:07to be alive now.
18:09Ghost!
18:15All right, all right.
18:17There's still a shadow.
18:19Zhu Wan, don't forget
18:21what I told you.
18:23If you can't do it...
18:25Oh my god!
18:27How dare a flower farmer
18:29yell at his master?
18:31I'll go clean up.
18:33Be quiet.
18:35We still have to copy the rules.
18:41This is Jiaxuan.
18:43That's right.
18:49Master,
18:51let's start.
18:53Xiao Pingping,
18:55are you a middle-aged woman?
18:59Of course.
19:01I'm loyal to my master.
19:03Stop.
19:05I'll give you a chance to show your loyalty.
19:13Master,
19:15do you want me to copy alone?
19:19100 plus 100 is 200 times.
19:21No, no, no.
19:23I've done the homework of Miss.
19:25It takes a lot of days.
19:27What homework did Miss. do?
19:29Miss. also goes to school in Mingyue College.
19:31Don't you know?
19:33Maybe there's something
19:35I want in her room.
19:37Xiao Pingping,
19:39who will be in charge
19:41of this house?
19:43Master, of course.
19:45Of course it's me.
19:47Why?
19:51Think about it.
19:53One day, Master will pass the house to Miss.
19:55Miss. loves me so much.
19:57Of course,
19:59she will listen to what I say.
20:01That makes sense.
20:05You help me today.
20:07I'll make you a housekeeper.
20:09At that time,
20:11you will be the best housekeeper
20:13in the Chu family.
20:17Housekeeper Chen, be careful.
20:19Housekeeper Chen,
20:21I'll get you some water.
20:23I'll make the decision
20:25to marry Xi'er to you.
20:27Honey, are you tired?
20:29Have a cup of tea.
20:37Sister Xi'er,
20:39I'll treat you well.
20:43Deal.
20:49God bless me.
20:51I hope there's something
20:53in my wife's room.
20:55Otherwise, I'll lose a lot.
21:05I heard that Miss.
21:07and Miss. Chen
21:09won't come back.
21:11That's great.
21:13I can rest early today.
21:15I can rest early today.
21:21She's always with Pei Nianman.
21:23What are they doing in my room?
21:29I have to take the opportunity to find out.
21:35Whose room is this?
21:39Don't blame me.
21:41Who told you to lock the door?
21:45It's your fault.
21:47It's your fault.
21:51I'm a man.
21:53I can't enter my wife's room
21:55in public.
21:57Let me see if my wife
21:59hides something behind me.
22:07Why is it still this one?
22:09My wife reads books
22:11quite slowly.
22:15Let's go.
22:29It smells good.
22:37My dear.
22:39My dear.
22:41Do I look good in this dress?
22:45Someone is coming.
22:47Let's hide.
22:57Who is this person?
22:59How dare he enter my wife's bed?
23:01No.
23:05It seems to be a thief.
23:07The house is too spicy.
23:09Even a thief can't resist.
23:11Could it be
23:13that my mother-in-law hired someone
23:15to check on my wife?
23:17No.
23:19My mother-in-law can just come in.
23:21There's no need to sneak in.
23:25Why does this person look like me?
23:27Everything is annoying.
23:29Wait.
23:31If I catch this thief,
23:33will my wife look down on me?
23:41Son-in-law.
23:43What do you mean by this?
23:45I found this person
23:47sneaking around in the house.
23:49So I followed him.
23:51But he sneaked into the room
23:53and tried to steal.
23:55I caught him on the spot.
23:57How could this happen?
23:59Did I lose anything?
24:01He didn't even have time
24:03to do it,
24:05and I caught him.
24:07Son-in-law.
24:09I was wrong about you.
24:13Son-in-law.
24:15Thank you, son-in-law.
24:17Wife.
24:25Oh, no.
24:27Oh, no.
24:37Did I hear it wrong?
24:41Dragon Slayer!
24:43Dragon Slayer!
24:55Why is your chest
24:57so soft?
25:01It's him!
25:13What?
25:21Luckily,
25:23I have a life-saving item.
25:27How dare you
25:29mess with me?
25:43Let go of me!
25:55Let go of me!
25:57I'll kill you!
25:59Fine.
26:01Come on.
26:13It's him.
26:21Comfortable.
26:23Don't guess.
26:39Comfortable.
26:41It's comfortable,
26:43but when the item is gone,
26:45it might be the end.
26:49You can't hit me.
26:51You're Wu De.
26:57I told you not to hit me.
27:01I think we can work together.
27:03Who are you?
27:05Who are you?
27:09We meet again.
27:11Why are you here?
27:13I should be asking you.
27:15You said we can work together.
27:17I'd like to know
27:19what you want.
27:21You're looking for something, right?
27:23Yes.
27:25You haven't found it yet.
27:27I can help you.
27:29What do you want?
27:31You know
27:33I'm in danger.
27:35You have to protect me.
27:37Deal.
27:39I can't get what I want
27:41even if I kill him now.
27:43That's right.
27:45I wish you, me, and everyone
27:47a pleasant cooperation.
27:51What are you looking for?
27:53A ledger.
27:55What ledger?
27:57I'll tell you when you're more powerful
27:59in the Chu family.
28:01Do you believe me
28:03when I say I'm here for a walk?
28:09Why are you sneaking around?
28:11Are you here to steal your wife's clothes?
28:15I don't need to marry you.
28:17We made a lot of noise just now.
28:19It's better to leave early.
28:21That's it for today.
28:23If I hear any rumors in the future...
28:25Don't worry.
28:27We're partners.
28:31Let's go.
28:39It really hurts
28:41after the happy ball effect.
28:45Luckily, Ji Dengtu
28:47gave me the medicine.
28:53You're a bad guy.
28:55Where's the bed?
28:57I'm sorry, father-in-law.
28:59I'm injured.
29:01I can't get up.
29:03You're injured?
29:07You're seriously injured.
29:09What's going on?
29:11I don't know.
29:13A man in black
29:15beat me up just now.
29:17I almost died.
29:19How did this happen?
29:21Looks like the guards
29:23are getting stronger.
29:25Thank you, father-in-law.
29:27Don't move.
29:29I'll call the doctor.
29:31Father-in-law,
29:33I haven't finished copying my homework.
29:35If I don't finish it,
29:37will my mother-in-law be angry?
29:39Leave it to Shouping.
29:41You don't have to worry about it.
29:43Little Pingping,
29:45there's a way to die,
29:47but there's no way to live.
29:51Huh?
29:55That was a good beating.
29:57All nine of my spells are full.
30:03What's this?
30:05A wind?
30:07Is this
30:09the wind from the ancient Chinese myth?
30:11A wind?
30:19It really works.
30:21I wonder how powerful it is.
30:33Am I in the wrong position?
30:41Why don't you move?
30:43Go over there.
30:45I did it.
30:49Why am I here?
31:01This...
31:03This is teleportation.
31:05It's a miracle.
31:07Let's try again.
31:09Wind!
31:15No.
31:17The level is too low.
31:19It's not the same.
31:27Although the wind
31:29drained my soul,
31:31I'm level three now.
31:33How can there be
31:35a genius like me in this world?
31:39Ugh.
31:41Old Man Ji's medicine
31:43seems to be less interesting than
31:45Brother Xinchun's.
31:47I've earned a lot of anger recently.
31:49Can I draw now?
31:51Why is there so little anger?
31:53I'm starting to think of
31:55Plum Blossom 12 and Black Wind Village.
31:57God,
31:59give me a villain.
32:03You don't have hands?
32:05Don't you know how to knock?
32:07Cut the crap.
32:09Follow me to Mingyue Academy.
32:11Who wants to go to Mingyue Academy with you?
32:13Let's go.
32:15My eyes hurt when you are here.
32:21Zulan.
32:23It seems that
32:25you are fully recovered.
32:27Good morning, Mother-in-law.
32:29Why are you here?
32:31I heard that you were injured.
32:33I'm a little worried.
32:35It's not a big deal.
32:37Father-in-law and mother-in-law sent me to the academy
32:39for my own good.
32:41How can I let them down?
32:43Since you've decided to go,
32:45Xingying will escort you.
32:47From today on,
32:49he will go to school and take care of you.
32:51Mother-in-law,
32:53I don't think it's necessary.
32:55Xingying is a rare talent in our family.
32:57He has a third-class cultivation at a young age.
32:59You should learn more from him.
33:01Madam,
33:03I'm just doing my job.
33:05But he has put me in a difficult situation several times.
33:07I can't study hard
33:09if I let him be a guard.
33:11Don't talk nonsense.
33:13I've seen Xingying since he was a child.
33:15He has always been kind and polite.
33:17Don't waste my efforts.
33:19I dare not.
33:21Mother-in-law, don't worry.
33:23I will get along well with him.
33:25You...
33:27Master,
33:29walk slowly.
33:31I've been working all night for you.
33:35Pingping is the kindest.
33:37But I can't walk fast.
33:39My legs are too short.
33:41What took you so long?
33:43You're in a hurry.
33:45Are you the son-in-law
33:47or am I the son-in-law?
33:49You're the son-in-law,
33:51but she refused to be the son-in-law.
33:53The eldest daughter is so elegant.
33:55I feel sorry for her.
33:57But the son-in-law
33:59is chosen by the eldest daughter.
34:01It's a pity that you can't be the son-in-law.
34:03You always talk about the eldest daughter.
34:05It seems that the toad
34:07wants to eat swan meat.
34:09No, I don't.
34:11You're young and have a strong taste.
34:13You like rich women.
34:15Aren't you shameless?
34:17You...
34:21Why did my anger
34:23go away?
34:25I'm sorry.
34:27It's my fault.
34:29Let me put it another way.
34:31You like my wife.
34:33You don't look like a beast.
34:35Do you think it's better?
34:41I hope that when you enter the school,
34:43you can still use your mouth.
34:45I'll let you go today.
34:47I can't catch a toad.
34:49I can't run too fast.
34:51Otherwise, I'll be confused.
34:53Aren't they Xie Xiu and Wu Qing?
34:55What kind of break-up drama is this?
34:57Sir, I'll go and see what's going on.
34:59I'm the best at
35:01relationships between men and women.
35:03I can tell the ending
35:05by looking at the beginning.
35:07Sir, don't make fun of me.
35:09Listen carefully.
35:11Brother Xiu, what did I do
35:13to make you tired?
35:15Tell me. I'll change.
35:17No, I'm not good enough.
35:19I'm not good enough for you.
35:21If we break up because we love each other,
35:23Brother Xiu, you've been
35:25thinking for me.
35:27It's my fault. I shouldn't force you.
35:29I think we need time.
35:31It's great that you can understand me.
35:33Sir, you're amazing.
35:35Let's go. Let's congratulate Brother Xie.
35:37Everyone in the Shen family
35:39says that a small break-up is better than a new marriage.
35:41Maybe a short break-up
35:43can make you think of me again.
35:45We've broken up.
35:47Can you introduce
35:49your best friend to me?
35:53Sir, you guessed it.
36:05This is teleportation.
36:07It's a miracle.
36:09Let's try again.
36:11How far can it teleport?
36:13Wind.
36:19No, the level is too low.
36:21We're running out of energy.
36:23It doesn't feel the same.
36:31Although I was sucked out of my energy by the wind,
36:33I'm now level three
36:35because I can turn energy into energy.
36:37How can there be
36:39a genius like me in this world?
36:45Old Man Ji's medicine
36:47seems to be less interesting than Brother Xie's.
36:49I've earned a lot of anger value recently.
36:51Can I draw a lottery?
36:53Why is the anger value so low?
36:55I'm a little bit like the little cuties
36:57in Plum Blossom 12 and Black Wind Village.
36:59God,
37:01please give me a villain.
37:07Don't you have hands?
37:09Don't you know how to knock the door?
37:11Didn't I teach you to be polite?
37:13Cut the crap.
37:15Wait for me to go to Mingyue Academy.
37:17Let's go to Mingyue Academy together.
37:19Go, go, go.
37:21I'll hurt my eyes if you stay here.
37:27Zulan,
37:29it seems that you're fully recovered.
37:33Good morning, mother-in-law.
37:35Why are you here?
37:37I heard you were injured.
37:39I'm a little worried.
37:41It's not a big deal.
37:43Father-in-law and mother-in-law sent me to the academy
37:45How can I let you down?
37:47Now that you've decided to go,
37:49Xingying will escort you.
37:51From today on,
37:53he will go to school and take care of you.
37:55Mother-in-law,
37:57I don't think it's necessary.
37:59Xingying is a rare talent in our family.
38:01He has a level 3 cultivation at a young age.
38:03You should learn more from him.
38:07Madam, I'm flattered.
38:09I'm just doing my duty.
38:11But he has made it difficult for me several times.
38:13I can't focus on my study.
38:15Don't talk nonsense.
38:17I've seen Xingying since he was a child.
38:19He's a good boy.
38:21Don't waste my efforts.
38:23I won't.
38:25Mother-in-law, don't worry.
38:27I'll get along with him.
38:29You...
38:33Master, walk slowly.
38:35I stayed up all night
38:37to practice magic for you.
38:39Our little Pingping is the kindest.
38:41But I can't walk fast.
38:43My legs are too short.
38:45What took you so long?
38:47You're so sluggish.
38:49Are you my son-in-law
38:51or am I your son-in-law?
38:53You're my son-in-law,
38:55but my lady refused other young masters' swords.
38:57My lady is so elegant.
38:59I feel sorry for her.
39:01But my son-in-law
39:03was chosen by my lady.
39:05It's not your turn to feel sorry.
39:07You always talk about my lady.
39:09It seems that
39:11you want to eat swan meat.
39:13No, I don't. Nonsense.
39:15You're young and have a strong taste.
39:17You like rich women.
39:19Aren't you shameless?
39:21You...
39:25Why did my anger
39:27go away?
39:29Sorry.
39:31I was wrong just now.
39:33Let me put it in another way.
39:35You like my lady.
39:37You don't look like a beast anymore.
39:39Do you feel better now?
39:45I hope that
39:47you can still fight
39:49when you go to school.
39:51I'll let you go today.
39:53You can't catch a sheep.
39:55Don't run too fast.
39:59Aren't they Xie Xiu and Wu Qing?
40:01What are they doing?
40:03Sir, I'll go and see what's going on.
40:05I'm the best at
40:07relationships between men and women.
40:09I can tell the ending just by looking at the beginning.
40:11Sir, don't make fun of me.
40:13Listen carefully.
40:15Brother Xiu,
40:17what did I do wrong to make you tired?
40:19Tell me. I'll change.
40:21No, I'm not good enough.
40:23I'm not good enough for you.
40:25If we break up,
40:27I'll suffer alone.
40:29Brother Xiu, you've been thinking for me.
40:31It's my fault. I shouldn't force you.
40:33I think what we need is time.
40:35It's great that you can understand me.
40:37Sir, you're amazing.
40:39Let's go.
40:41Let's congratulate Brother Xie.
40:43Everyone in the Shen family says that
40:45it's better to break up briefly
40:47so that you can think of me again.
40:49Look, we've broken up.
40:51Can you introduce
40:53your daughter to me?
40:57Sir,
40:59you guessed it.
41:03Episode 5
41:09Brother Zuoan, we meet again.
41:11Brother Xie,
41:13compared to you,
41:15I feel ashamed.
41:17I'm flattered.
41:19We can discuss it together.
41:23Sir,
41:25they are waiting in the square.
41:27Let's go, too.
41:29Let's go.
41:31Let's go.
41:33Don't be upset.
41:35I'm your goddess.
41:37I have no choice.
41:39You...
41:41How dare you insult my lady!
41:43It's between husband and wife.
41:45How can you call it an insult?
41:47It's called affection.
41:49You...
41:51What are you looking at?
41:53If you make trouble,
41:55you'll be disqualified.
41:57You...
41:59Next one.
42:01Mei Suo.
42:03Here.
42:05Let's start.
42:07Goddess.
42:15Ding Zizhong.
42:19It's a shame.
42:21What are they doing?
42:23People who enter the school
42:25will be assigned to
42:27four classes
42:29according to the score.
42:31At the same time,
42:33they will be assigned to
42:35the corresponding training resources.
42:37Ma Zhu.
42:39Here.
42:41He's the best.
42:43Impressive.
42:45There are not many talented people
42:47in the whole country.
42:49He's the best.
42:51He can be called
42:53Take a good look.
42:55Look at the gap between you and me.
42:57History will remember this day.
42:59Wang Xingyi
43:01rose from the ashes.
43:03He's the best.
43:05Impressive.
43:07Shake hands.
43:13Hey, just a little blood.
43:15I didn't ask you to kill the pig.
43:19This...
43:21Yes.
43:23Our school
43:25has only a few candidates.
43:27Candidates?
43:29He must be a person who can win in the future.
43:31Candidates.
43:37Now you know
43:39the gap between us.
43:41Next one.
43:43Zuo An.
43:45I ate so many
43:47detergents.
43:49He's so arrogant.
43:51Forget it.
43:57This...
43:59Are you blind?
44:01Why is it all white?
44:05This...
44:07What's going on?
44:09This is top-notch.
44:11No way.
44:13Top-notch talent
44:15won't let the crystal ball explode.
44:17This is the legendary Super Street.
44:19Super Street is just a legend.
44:21No one has seen it for hundreds of years.
44:29He's a genius.
44:31Is he really Super Street?
44:33Isn't he the useless son-in-law of the Chu family?
44:35How could he change so much?
44:37It's unreasonable.
44:39It's him.
44:41What son-in-law?
44:43It's called a fallen son-in-law.
44:45It's not a good thing for me.
44:47Young Master.
44:49Young Master.
44:51Didn't Master give you the wrong qualification
44:53last time?
44:55I remember it, too.
44:57He tested his qualification before.
44:59It's really a fallen son-in-law.
45:03I knew it.
45:05It seems that the test ball is broken.
45:07Lord Gong Jue tested it himself.
45:09Of course it won't be wrong.
45:11Zuo An, your qualification is a fallen son-in-law.
45:13Don't be stupid.
45:15Young Master, did I say something wrong?
45:17No, no.
45:19It's exactly what I mean.
45:21Our Mingyue Academy
45:23has a long history and a great teacher.
45:25Countless people have been born since ancient times.
45:27So you must work hard.
45:29You must have a great future in the future.
45:33What's wrong with these people?
45:35Are they jealous of my handsome face?
45:37If I were you,
45:39I wouldn't dare to go to school again.
45:41You have offended a lot of people.
45:43What are you afraid of?
45:45Who told you to marry the leader of the ten beauties?
45:49Ten beauties?
45:55Where can I find such a beautiful girl?
46:01You, come with me.
46:03The principal wants to see you.
46:11You, come with me.
46:13The principal wants to see you.
46:15You, come with me.
46:17The principal wants to see you.
46:19You, come with me.
46:23The principal is waiting inside.
46:25Go in.
46:27Why did you call me alone?
46:33Are you Zuo An?
46:41I'm Zuo An.
46:47No wonder you are the fourth-ranked jade ring.
46:51I heard that you made a lot of noise
46:53in the school square.
46:55Principal,
46:57I didn't mean it.
46:59Is the fireball expensive?
47:01Do you want me to pay for it?
47:03I don't know what's going on.
47:05It exploded.
47:07Principal, will you forgive me?
47:09I...
47:11Thank you, principal.
47:13You seem to have hidden a lot of strength.
47:17Don't worry.
47:19You can steal the light and feed it.
47:21You can eat the tiger.
47:23It has nothing to do with me.
47:25I was just entrusted by Princess Mingyue
47:27to take care of you.
47:29No, the fireball must be broken.
47:31It must be out of date.
47:33You, come here.
47:35Show me your fingers.
47:39Is it broken?
47:49A man
47:51can't stand this pain.
47:55I'm afraid it's a dog.
47:57Your qualifications
47:59are the legendary super sister.
48:01Who else knows about this?
48:03Don't mess with me.
48:05A lot of people know.
48:07I don't know.
48:09Who else?
48:11All right, you don't have to explain.
48:13You're afraid I'll kill you.
48:15You're hiding so deep.
48:17How can you tell others your secret?
48:19I didn't tell anyone.
48:21But a lot of people know I'm here today.
48:23If anything happens to me,
48:25you can't escape.
48:27All right, all right.
48:29Who said I was going to kill you?
48:31Just a reminder.
48:33If the news of the super sister's qualifications is spread,
48:35So serious?
48:37The super sister's qualifications are definitely
48:39something that all forces will fight for.
48:41If you can't get it,
48:43you might as well destroy it.
48:45And the legendary super sister's
48:47spirit can be...
48:51Anyway, unless you're strong enough,
48:53you can't leak it.
48:57You mean
48:59I'm a Tang monk now?
49:01Tang monk?
49:03Tang monk?
49:05What is it?
49:07But there were a dozen people at the school gate
49:09who misread my test.
49:11What if they spread it?
49:13Super sister is a legend after all.
49:15Your cover-up has been very successful.
49:17No one usually thinks that way.
49:19I will also destroy the test data
49:21and suppress this matter.
49:27What is this?
49:29Resources needed for cultivation.
49:31This is the body.
49:33It's used to absorb alchemy.
49:35Every student has one.
49:37There are only so many in the royal class.
49:39So this is the original stone.
49:41I'm looking for it.
49:43I worked so hard before.
49:45But it's not free.
49:47But it's not enough.
49:49By the way,
49:51didn't you say I was a super sister?
49:53Even if I don't go to the imperial class,
49:55I have to keep up with the treatment.
49:57The situation of resource allocation
49:59will be registered
50:01and reported to the court.
50:03If you are not afraid of death,
50:05you can take more.
50:07So stingy.
50:13This is a new student
50:15who came today.
50:17Welcome everyone.
50:19Welcome new students.
50:21This student,
50:23come and introduce yourself.
50:25Zuo An.
50:27Gender is difficult.
50:29Favorite girl.
50:31It's over.
50:33It's over.
50:35There is no difference
50:37between wearing and not wearing.
50:39Here, here.
50:41Wow.
50:43I like it.
50:45It's really handsome.
50:47But he feels like a playboy.
50:49How can he not be handsome?
50:51Men are not bad.
50:53Women don't love it.
50:55How to play by the rules?
50:57There is no anger at all.
51:01This kid is very professional.
51:03He makes me feel like a playboy.
51:05How is he handsome?
51:07But I'm far from it.
51:09Why is there another man?
51:11It's a wolf taking the meat.
51:13That's right.
51:15Please use your anger
51:17to hit me as much as you can.
51:23Brother, is the principal Jiang very beautiful?
51:25Beautiful.
51:27So beautiful.
51:29I really envy you, Zuo An.
51:31I also want to be the principal Jiang.
51:33Let's start the class.
51:35What kind of math do we learn in this class?
51:37It's not math.
51:39It's arithmetic.
51:41Divide 240 steps
51:43by the numerator.
51:45What?
51:47Isn't this a school that teaches cultivation?
51:49Who told us to be like a prince?
51:51The foot must go down,
51:53so the city and the well are above.
51:55The arm must go up,
51:57so the city and the well are below.
51:59No.
52:07No.
52:09I have to learn a little.
52:11Otherwise, I have to be scolded again when I go back.
52:13Huiyao zhengxi lanjie.
52:15Diangui jiuxi
52:17jiaojiang.
52:21You.
52:23Stand behind.
52:31I can't stand it.
52:33This is more hypnosis than high school English class.
52:35This stupid teacher is not suitable for me.
52:37Wake up.
52:39Don't sleep.
52:41The madman is coming.
52:43Nanqiang is coming.
52:45The madman is Zhang San.
52:47Teacher Luo is coming.
52:49Teacher Luo is coming.
52:51To practice and to enjoy the war.
52:53The way back is to use the book.
52:55The way back is to use the book.
52:57It doesn't look like it.
52:59What kind of class is this?
53:01Criminal law.
53:03This teacher Zhang San
53:05is the law class of the county committee.
53:07Come to the class.
53:09Professional match.
53:11The fault of the capital
53:13is that the capital has no supervisor.
53:15This is all sand.
53:17Don't. I don't understand it either.
53:19But he hates people going to class and sleeping.
53:21He will be punished when he sees it.
53:23I was punished a lot today.
53:25But he hurts the most when he hits people.
53:27I don't believe it.
53:29How painful is it?
53:31The more things, the heavier it is.
53:33The more things, the heavier it is.
53:35It hurts a lot.
53:41It really hurts.
53:43This student who is still awake.
53:45You answer my question.
53:47Teacher Zhang.
53:49I sat behind.
53:51I didn't hear the question clearly.
53:53Said Wang Wu went to Siyao to find Yao Jie.
53:55After that,
53:57Yao Jie found out that
53:59he gave the paper money used by the group.
54:01Yao Jie reported it to the county office.
54:03Asked how to sentence this case.
54:07Should Wang Wu be sentenced for rape?
54:09For using fake coins?
54:11Or fraud?
54:15This is easy.
54:17Let's talk about Yao Jie first.
54:19Because he built on the money transaction.
54:21Agree to this deal.
54:23So it's not enough to be raped.
54:25Let's talk about fake coins.
54:27Paper money.
54:29The blind can tell.
54:31It won't damage the public trust of the currency.
54:33So it's not enough to be a fraud.
54:35Finally, let's talk about fraud.
54:37Because this is Siyao.
54:39Not protected by law.
54:41So it's not enough to be a fraud.
54:43According to what you said,
54:45Wang Wu didn't commit a crime.
54:47He is really a fraud.
54:51He didn't commit these three crimes.
54:53But according to the law of the court,
54:55he can be sentenced for rape.
54:57According to this,
54:59he and Yao Jie will be arrested.
55:05Good. I have taught dozens of students.
55:07You are the first one
55:09to answer this question correctly.
55:11Sit down.
55:15Thanks to me when I was young.
55:17I often watched Mr. Luo's videos.
55:23Who hit me just now?
55:27You go out to fight.
55:29And you.
55:31You all go out to fight.
55:33These are not enough.
55:35How to collect the number of old men?
55:37Oh my god.
55:39Don't play this.
55:41Son, what do you mean?
55:43Don't take advantage of me.
55:47Who are we talking to?
55:53Son.
55:55Go to see a doctor if you are sick.
55:57Do you think I like it?
55:59That guy is the boss of the class, Ma Yue.
56:01He specializes in stealing the raw materials of new students.
56:03Keep it quickly.
56:05That guy steals the raw materials?
56:07Yes. I was robbed just now.
56:09Although our qualifications are not suitable for cultivation,
56:11the raw materials are useless.
56:13But if they stare at us,
56:15we will feel uncomfortable.
56:17Oh.
56:19Where does Ma Yu usually work?