Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.31 - 40 English Sub
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00:00Episode 08
00:05Suona, you've been so naughty all day.
00:08Sooner or later, you'll make a big mistake.
00:10I've decided to send you to Mingyue Academy to study.
00:25Not bad, not bad. You've got a good eye.
00:28Young Master, is it good?
00:30It's not bad. It's just a little strange.
00:33How is that possible?
00:34I've carefully selected them one by one.
00:36I've even picked out the bad ones.
00:39How did you peel them?
00:42I carved them. Just like this.
00:48Don't peel me any more meat in the future.
00:51I'm just afraid that you'll break your teeth.
00:53What if the Eldest Miss doesn't like it?
00:55What should I do?
00:58Speaking of which,
01:00why isn't my wife at home all the time?
01:04She's already back.
01:05But she's always going out with Miss Pei.
01:08That's why she doesn't have time.
01:09What's wrong with Miss Pei?
01:11She's always pestering my wife.
01:13Young Master, you're so bad.
01:15You actually have a crush on Miss Pei.
01:17No.
01:18It's a miracle that you're able to live to this day.
01:22I heard that Miss Pei came to Mingyue Academy to study.
01:26She's also here to study?
01:27Both old men are busy with work.
01:30Why don't you go to the academy to visit her?
01:33Let me ask you.
01:34Where is Mingyue Academy?
01:35Why don't you take me there?
01:42What's wrong with you?
01:45My son-in-law has grown up.
01:47He's finally making progress.
01:49The good days with Xue'er
01:51are just around the corner.
01:57Open the door!
02:01The Chu family has such a big private school?
02:03What private school?
02:05Isn't Mingyue Academy opened by Mingyue Gongjue?
02:08Don't talk nonsense.
02:10Don't bring trouble to Master.
02:12Mingyue Academy is a government-funded institution
02:14that specializes in training talents.
02:16After all, not everyone is a cultivator.
02:19The academy
02:20was specially promoted by the government
02:22to prevent the government from being monopolized.
02:24Only by studying at the academy
02:25can you participate in the following events.
02:26It's also a TV program.
02:27But it's not easy to enter the academy.
02:28A man like you...
02:29Master, do you understand?
02:31It's similar to our science exam.
02:33Oh, I see.
02:34I remember something.
02:35When you first come to the academy,
02:36you have to prepare some gifts.
02:37In case you meet a teacher,
02:38try to leave a good impression.
02:41You're so considerate.
02:42I'll do it right now.
02:48Where is this?
02:50I can't even find someone to ask for directions.
02:55Ah!
03:08Huh?
03:25Ah!
03:28Azu, come and eat.
03:30Okay, two minutes.
03:35You cried?
03:44Have you seen enough?
03:48Why did you cry just now?
03:50I miss home a little.
03:52What's the name of this song?
03:54The Sea of Moonlight.
03:55Um...
03:56Can I borrow your instrument?
03:59You know music, too?
04:02I know a little bit about
04:04all the useless skills
04:05that can't make money.
04:13Can I?
04:16Yes.
04:21Okay.
04:45You cried, too?
04:47Hmph.
04:49It's as if I saw a field,
04:51a sunset,
04:53and a farewell.
04:55The music is good, too.
04:57Of course.
04:58My taste and my skills
05:00are the same.
05:02Hmph.
05:03It's just that you have such a nice face.
05:05Ah!
05:11Ha ha ha ha!
05:16Ha ha ha ha!
05:46Ah!
05:58Do you want to drink?
05:59I don't have a glass.
06:02Didn't you play the conch shell with me?
06:04I don't mind.
06:05But this wine is very strong.
06:07I haven't drunk any wine.
06:11Ah!
06:13What kind of wine is this?
06:17This wine is called Zhao Tian Shang.
06:19Ordinary people can't take it.
06:21I have a special constitution.
06:23I often drink it to warm my body.
06:31My name is Zuo An.
06:32What's yours?
06:35If you don't know,
06:36don't ask too much.
06:37It's better not to know.
06:39But you already know my name.
06:41You said it yourself.
06:43I didn't ask you to tell me.
06:45I feel like I'm at a great loss.
06:47You drank my wine.
06:48It's not a loss anyway.
06:50That's true.
06:51Do you know where the main building is?
06:57You follow that road to the end.
06:59Then turn right.
07:02Thank you for your wine.
07:03I have something to do. I'll go first.
07:07Okay.
07:08Maybe
07:09we will meet again.
07:10I don't believe it.
07:11It's just a trick to get people's appetite.
07:19Sir!
07:20Sir!
07:22Sir!
07:23Where are you?
07:24Sir!
07:25Do you hear me?
07:27This guy moves too fast.
07:34It's strange.
07:35He was here just now.
07:41It's Mr. Gu!
07:42He must be right this time.
07:43Mr. Gu!
07:44Mr. Gu!
07:45My good Mr. Gu!
07:52Yes!
07:53It's better to come early than to be late.
07:54It's lunch time.
08:04Nothing.
08:06Did the old man make up a fake task to fool me?
08:10There is nothing he said in Mingyue College.
08:15There is!
08:22I curse you!
08:23I curse you!
08:25I curse you!
08:26I curse you to drink water and die!
08:27I curse you to be a man of few words!
08:28I curse you to be a man of few words!
08:29I curse you to be a man of few words!
08:36What's going on?
08:39Did I catch a cold last night?
08:46Hey, student.
08:47I want to ask you something.
08:48What is it?
08:51Have you ever seen that thing?
08:53What thing?
08:54You know it.
08:56Are you crazy?
08:58If you are sick, treat it early.
09:00Mr. Zhang...
09:02Mr. Zhang Liuyun.
09:04I...
09:06I...
09:07I like you.
09:10Hey, student.
09:11Are you going to confess your love?
09:14It's none of your business.
09:16It's easy to say.
09:17I'm looking for something now.
09:19I happened to meet you practicing.
09:21I'm familiar with confessing love.
09:23It's...
09:24It's...
09:25It's true.
09:26It's the same.
09:28Confessing love is about intention and atmosphere.
09:31First of all,
09:32you have to change into proper clothes.
09:34Then you have to pick up the flower
09:36and dance.
09:38Finally,
09:39you have to look at the person you like
09:42and whisper your love to him.
09:53Hey, student.
09:54Have you ever seen that thing?
09:56I...
09:57I've seen it.
09:59You know it.
10:00Then...
10:01Where is it?
10:06What?
10:07You fell down?
10:08Useless.
10:11I haven't seen it for a long time.
10:20Who attacked me?
10:25What a beautiful beauty!
10:31What?
10:37Who attacked me?
10:38Who attacked me?
10:39Who attacked me?
10:40Who attacked me?
10:41Who attacked me?
10:42Who attacked me?
10:43Who attacked me?
10:44Who attacked me?
10:46Slowly...
10:50Can you open your eyes please?
10:53Yes, get ready.
10:56Okay.
10:57She's such a pretty beauty.
11:00But her skeleton is a bit too thick.
11:02Could it be that she's from a warrior's family?
11:07I don't know if there's a medical room in this school.
11:09Let's go and take a look.
11:13Xiu Xiu!
11:14Xiu Xiu?
11:16So her name is Xiu Xiu.
11:18She's really like her real name, Xiu Qi.
11:23What did I do wrong to make you sick of me?
11:26Can't you just change my name?
11:28Why did you break up with me?
11:34This school is so open-minded.
11:38Who are you?
11:39Why did you help Xiu Xiu?
11:43To be honest,
11:44I'm the reason why you two broke up.
11:50I'll help this pretty girl get rid of this veil first.
11:52When she wakes up,
11:53I might even marry her.
11:57I don't believe it!
11:58Xiu Xiu told me herself!
12:01Xiu Xiu doesn't want to talk right now.
12:03Little girl,
12:04you two don't have the same gender.
12:06I advise you
12:07to stop being so stubborn.
12:09Pervert!
12:14Qing Er,
12:15how did I pass out?
12:23I was wondering why you broke up with me.
12:25Turns out it's because of Duan Xiu Zhi Pi!
12:30Qing Er,
12:31what are you talking about?
12:34Pervert!
12:40I don't want to see you two anymore!
12:47Brother,
12:48are you okay?
12:49Do I look like I'm okay?
12:52I'm sorry to have you involved.
12:54What did you mean
12:55by Duan Xiu Zhi Pi?
13:02We bumped into each other just now.
13:04She thought there was something between us,
13:06so she...
13:10Qing Er is good at everything,
13:11but she's too stubborn.
13:12She just held my hand,
13:13and chased me for nine streets.
13:15No wonder you ran so fast just now.
13:18I'm Xie Xiu.
13:19Thank you for helping me out just now.
13:22I'm Zuo An.
13:25Why are you here again?
13:27Qing Er,
13:28don't be stubborn.
13:29We won't end up like this.
13:32Can't I just run away?
13:34Get out of my way!
13:44Xie Xiu!
13:49Xie Xiu!
13:50Wake up!
13:51Wake up!
13:53This...
13:54I can't just watch her die.
14:03It's an emergency.
14:04I'm going to do CPR on you.
14:13How dare you!
14:14Huh?
14:21Who are you?
14:22Why did you hit me?
14:26Who are you?
14:27How dare you try to threaten me?
14:32Sir,
14:33I finally found you.
14:35Sir.
14:37Oh,
14:38this is the person you're looking for.
14:40That's right.
14:41That's right.
14:43Xiao...
14:44Xiao Ping Ping,
14:45who is he?
14:46Sir,
14:47this is Lu De,
14:48the head teacher of Ming Yue Academy.
14:52Director Lu.
14:54This is all a misunderstanding.
14:56If you don't believe me,
14:57you can ask this student.
15:00Wake up.
15:01Xie Xiu!
15:03No!
15:08No,
15:09Director,
15:11that's right.
15:12I'm not a casual person.
15:14He must really
15:15have a crush on this lady.
15:20Come with me to the Instruction Department.
15:27It's a misunderstanding.
15:28It's all a misunderstanding.
15:33Don't push me.
15:34It's a misunderstanding.
15:35It's all a misunderstanding.
15:37It's a misunderstanding.
15:52Sir,
15:53don't be sad.
15:54Didn't Mr. Xie
15:55explain everything to you?
15:57How dare you say that?
16:01You're always talking nonsense.
16:03Come here.
16:04Let me beat you up
16:05so you can learn a lesson.
16:06Sir,
16:07let's go somewhere else.
16:09No.
16:10This is the punishment you deserve.
16:12Sir,
16:13please spare me.
16:17Madam.
16:18How dare you make a scene.
16:20I'll kill you.
16:24Tell me,
16:25where did you go?
16:27We went to...
16:28Shut up.
16:30Shou Ping,
16:31answer me.
16:32You...
16:34We didn't go anywhere.
16:36Cheng Shou Ping.
16:37We went to Ming Yun Academy today.
16:38Mr. Xie was lost at first.
16:39Then we found Mr. Xie
16:40and saw him
16:41helping Mr. Xie.
16:42We were caught by Master Lu
16:43and sent to the Instruction Department.
16:46But it's all a misunderstanding.
16:47It's all solved.
16:49The school hasn't started yet.
16:50Why did you go to the school?
16:53Madam Zhao doesn't like me anyway.
16:55I'll take this opportunity
16:56to make her angry.
16:58Madam Zhao, you don't know.
17:00As the saying goes,
17:01learning is the biggest motivation.
17:03I'm going to see
17:04if there's anything
17:05to eat, drink and have fun
17:06in the school.
17:07Then I can study at ease.
17:10Go to the classroom now
17:12and copy the rules 100 times.
17:14I'll check it myself.
17:15Don't miss a single one.
17:17You...
17:19I can't see.
17:20As a student,
17:21you can't persuade your master.
17:23Copy the rules 100 times.
17:24What?
17:29I think Madam Zhao
17:30doesn't like you either.
17:32Did you offend her?
17:34No.
17:35How dare I offend Madam Zhao?
17:38Then let me ask you.
17:39You said you used to
17:40serve Master Lu.
17:41When were you
17:42transferred away?
17:46It was when Madam Zhao
17:47told Master Lu
17:48that she wanted a concubine.
17:50I found some suitable girls
17:51to help Madam Zhao.
17:53Then I was transferred
17:54to the kitchen.
17:55If it wasn't for Madam Zhao's order,
17:57I would still be in the kitchen.
17:59Chu Chu Yan,
18:01I think you're teasing me on purpose.
18:03No, what did you say?
18:05I said you're lucky
18:07to be alive.
18:09Ghost!
18:15All right, all right.
18:16There's a shadow.
18:17It's a flower farmer in the house.
18:19Zhu'an,
18:20don't forget what I told you.
18:22If you can't do it...
18:26He's going against the law.
18:27How dare a flower farmer
18:28yell at Master Lu.
18:30I'm going to deal with him.
18:31Be quiet for a while.
18:33We still have to copy the family law.
18:41This is Jiaxuan.
18:44That's right.
18:49Master Lu, let's get started.
18:53All right.
18:55Xiaopingping,
18:56are you a loyal servant?
18:59Of course.
19:01My loyalty to Master Lu
19:02is unparalleled.
19:03Stop.
19:05Then I'll give you
19:06a chance to show your loyalty.
19:14Master Lu,
19:15do you want me to copy it alone?
19:19100 plus 100
19:20is 200 times.
19:21No, no, no.
19:22I've done the homework of the Eldest Miss.
19:24There are so many words.
19:25I have to copy it for many days.
19:27What homework did the Eldest Miss do?
19:28The Eldest Miss
19:29also goes to school at Mingyue College.
19:31Don't you know, Master Lu?
19:34Maybe there's something
19:35I want in her room.
19:38Xiaopingping,
19:39who will be in charge
19:40of the family in the future?
19:42Of course it's Master Lu.
19:45Of course it's me, Master Lu.
19:48Why?
19:51Think about it.
19:52One day, Master Lu
19:53will pass the house
19:54to the Eldest Miss.
19:55Your Eldest Miss loves me so much.
19:58Of course, she will listen
19:59to what I say.
20:02That makes sense.
20:04You help me today.
20:07I'll make you a butler in the future.
20:09At that time,
20:10you will be under two people
20:11in the Chu family
20:12and above ten thousand people.
20:18Butler Chen, be careful.
20:20Butler Chen,
20:21I'll get you some water.
20:23I'll make sure
20:24to marry Xi'er to you.
20:27Honey, are you tired?
20:29Have a cup of tea and have a rest.
20:38Sister Xi'er,
20:39I will treat you well.
20:44Deal.
20:49I will treat you well.
20:55God bless me.
20:57I hope my wife
20:58has that thing in her room.
20:59Otherwise, I will lose a lot.
21:11I heard that the Eldest Miss
21:12and Miss Chen didn't come back.
21:14That's great.
21:15I can rest early today.
21:20I stay with Pei Mianman every day.
21:23What are they doing all day?
21:28I have to take the opportunity to check it out.
21:34Whose room is this?
21:39Don't blame me if I say something wrong.
21:40Who told you to lock the door?
21:42It's locked.
21:48It's all the old man's fault.
21:51As a son-in-law,
21:52I can't enter my wife's room
21:53in public.
21:56Let me see
21:57if my wife
21:58hides something behind me.
22:08Why is it still this one?
22:10My wife reads books
22:11quite slowly.
22:28It smells good.
22:36My dear.
22:38My dear.
22:39Do I look good
22:40in this dress?
22:44Yes.
22:47Someone is coming.
22:48Let's hide first.
22:57Who is this person?
22:58How dare he enter my wife's bed?
23:05It seems to be a thief.
23:07The guards of the Chu family are too fierce.
23:09Even a thief can't resist.
23:12Is it my mother-in-law's people
23:14who want to check my wife?
23:17No.
23:19If it's my mother-in-law,
23:20she can just come in directly.
23:21There is no need to sneak in.
23:25Why is this person with me?
23:27Nothing is annoying.
23:29Wait a minute.
23:30If I catch this thief,
23:32will my wife
23:33look down on me?
23:38You...
23:42Son-in-law.
23:44What do you mean?
23:46I found this person
23:47sneaking around in the house,
23:48so I followed him secretly.
23:50Who knew that
23:51he sneaked into Chu Yan's room
23:53and tried to steal.
23:54I caught him on the spot.
23:57How could this happen?
23:59Did I lose anything?
24:02He didn't have time to do it yet,
24:03so I convinced him.
24:06Son-in-law.
24:07I was wrong about you before.
24:14Husband.
24:15Thanks to you this time.
24:18Wife.
24:25Oh, no.
24:36Did I hear it wrong?
24:40Long Shan Shao Long Ba.
24:54Why is your chest
24:56so soft?
25:01It's him.
25:05It's him.
25:22Fortunately, I have a life-saving item.
25:27You dare to fight with me.
25:36What?
25:45Let go of me.
25:56Let go of me.
25:57Believe it or not, I'll kill you.
25:58Okay.
25:59Come on, hit me.
26:00Hit me as you like.
26:05Hit me.
26:22Comfortable.
26:24Don't guess.
26:35Comfortable.
26:40Comfortable.
26:42Although it's very comfortable,
26:44when the prop fails,
26:46it may really end here.
26:49Hit me or not,
26:50it's up to you.
26:57I told you not to hit me again.
27:00Pei Ming Man.
27:01I think we can cooperate.
27:03You...
27:05Who are you?
27:09We meet again.
27:11Why are you here?
27:12I should be asking you.
27:14You said we can cooperate.
27:16I'd like to hear
27:17what you have to say.
27:18You should be here
27:19to find something, right?
27:21Yes.
27:22You don't seem to have found it yet.
27:24I can help you.
27:25What do you want?
27:27You know
27:28my position in Chu's Mansion is very awkward.
27:30With my current cultivation,
27:31it's not enough to protect myself.
27:32If there is a danger in the future,
27:34you have to protect me.
27:36Okay.
27:37Deal.
27:38I can't get what I want
27:39even if I kill him now.
27:42That's right.
27:43As the saying goes,
27:44you are good, I am good,
27:45everyone is good.
27:46I wish us a pleasant cooperation.
27:51What are you looking for?
27:52A ledger.
27:53What ledger?
27:56I'll tell you when you have a better position
27:57in Chu's Mansion.
27:59Why did you come here
28:00in the middle of the night?
28:01I said I came for a walk.
28:02Do you believe me?
28:05What?
28:10You are sneaky.
28:11You are here to steal your wife's clothes.
28:15I don't need to get married to you.
28:17We made a lot of noise just now.
28:19It's better to leave early.
28:21That's it for today.
28:23If I hear any rumors in the future...
28:26Don't worry.
28:27We are partners.
28:34Damn it.
28:39It hurts so much
28:40after the happy ball effect.
28:44Fortunately, the medicine
28:45given by Ji Dengtu
28:46really works.
28:52You are not good at copying.
28:54Where is the bed sheet?
28:57I'm sorry, father-in-law.
28:58I'm still injured
28:59and can't get up to salute.
29:02You are injured.
29:07You are seriously injured.
29:09What's going on?
29:11I don't know either.
29:12A man in black
29:13beat me up just now.
29:15I almost died.
29:18How could this happen?
29:20It seems that the guards in the mansion
29:22need to be strengthened.
29:24Thank you, father-in-law.
29:26Don't move.
29:27I'll call the doctor.
29:29Father-in-law.
29:30Father-in-law.
29:31But I haven't finished my homework.
29:33If I can't finish it,
29:34will my mother-in-law be angry?
29:36Just leave it to Shouping.
29:39You don't have to worry about it.
29:42Xiao Pingping.
29:44There is a way to die,
29:45but there is no way to die.
29:47Thank you for your hard work.
29:55The beating was so worth it.
29:56Nine magic arrays are full.
30:01What's this?
30:04The Great Wind?
30:05Is this the Great Wind
30:07in ancient Chinese mythology?
30:17It's really useful.
30:18I don't know how powerful it is.
30:30Go.
30:33Is it the wrong position?
30:41Move a little bit.
30:42Go there.
30:44I made it.
30:50Why am I here?
31:01This...
31:02This is teleportation.
31:03It's a miracle.
31:04Try again.
31:05How far can it teleport?
31:08The Great Wind.
31:15No.
31:16The level is too low.
31:17I can't see the bottom.
31:19It doesn't feel the same.
31:27Although I was drawn by the Great Wind,
31:29I was able to transform.
31:31I'm level three now.
31:34How can there be a genius like me in this world?
31:41The medicine of the old man
31:43seems to be less interesting than the letter.
31:46I've earned a lot of anger recently.
31:47Can I draw a lottery?
31:49Why is your anger so low?
31:51I'm a little bit like
31:52the little cuties of Plum Blossom 12 and Black Wind.
31:55God.
31:56Give me a villain.
31:59Yes.
32:03Don't you have hands?
32:04Don't you know how to knock the door?
32:05Didn't your parents teach you to be polite?
32:08Don't talk nonsense.
32:09Take care of it.
32:10Wait for me to go to Mingyue Academy.
32:12Who wants to go to Mingyue Academy with you?
32:14Go, go, go.
32:15Hurry up.
32:16You're here.
32:17My eyes hurt.
32:23Zulan.
32:24It seems that your injury has healed.
32:27Good morning, mother-in-law.
32:29Why are you here?
32:31I heard you were injured.
32:32I'm a little worried.
32:33Come and have a look.
32:35It's not a big deal.
32:36Father-in-law and mother-in-law sent me to the academy.
32:38Obviously, it's for my own good.
32:40How can I let you down?
32:43Now that you've decided to go,
32:44let Xingying escort you.
32:46From today on,
32:47he will also go to school in the academy
32:48to take care of you.
32:50Mother-in-law.
32:51That's not necessary.
32:53Xingying is a rare trainee in our school.
32:55He is a third-grade talent at a young age.
32:58You should learn more from him.
33:00Mother-in-law, you flatter me.
33:01I'm just doing my job.
33:03But he has made it difficult for me several times.
33:05If I let him be a guard,
33:06I can't focus on studying.
33:08Don't talk nonsense.
33:09I've seen Xingying
33:10since he was a child.
33:12He has always been loyal,
33:13polite and dedicated.
33:15Don't waste my efforts.
33:18I dare not.
33:19Mother-in-law, don't worry.
33:20I will get along well with him.
33:23Get along well with him?
33:25Yes.
33:26You...
33:28Young Master, walk slowly.
33:30Last night,
33:31I copied the family rules for you all night.
33:34Pingping is the kindest.
33:36But I'm not fast.
33:38My legs are too short.
33:41What took you so long?
33:42You're in a hurry.
33:45Are you a young master
33:46or am I a young master?
33:48You are a young master.
33:49You are just a young lady
33:50who refuses the swords of other young masters.
33:52The young lady is so gorgeous.
33:54I feel sorry for her.
33:57But Young Master
33:58was chosen by the young lady herself.
34:00It's not your turn to feel sorry.
34:03You always talk about the young lady.
34:05It seems that the toad wants to eat swan meat.
34:08No.
34:09I didn't.
34:10Nonsense.
34:11You are young.
34:12You have a strong taste.
34:13You like rich women.
34:14Aren't you shameless?
34:16You...
34:18Humph.
34:20Why did my anger go away?
34:24I'm sorry.
34:25I made a mistake just now.
34:27Humph.
34:28Let me say it in another way.
34:30The one you like
34:31becomes my wife.
34:32You don't look like a beast anymore.
34:34Will you feel better?
34:40I hope that when you enter the school,
34:42you can still use your mouth.
34:45I'll let you go today.
34:46You can't catch a sheep.
34:48Don't run too fast.
34:49Otherwise, you'll run out of breath.
34:53Isn't that Xie Xiu and Wu Qing?
34:55What kind of break-up drama is it?
34:57Young Master.
34:58I'll go and see what's going on.
35:00It's a man-woman relationship.
35:01I'm the best.
35:02This kind of break-up drama
35:03I can know the ending
35:04at the beginning.
35:06Young Master, don't make fun of me.
35:08Listen carefully.
35:09Brother Xiu.
35:10What did I do wrong
35:12to make you tired?
35:13Tell me.
35:14I'll change.
35:15I'll change.
35:16No.
35:17I'm not good enough.
35:18I'm not good enough for you.
35:19While we're in love,
35:20we break up.
35:21In this case,
35:22I'll bear the pain alone.
35:24Brother Xiu.
35:25You've been thinking for me.
35:27It's my fault.
35:28I shouldn't force you.
35:29I think
35:30we need time.
35:31It's great
35:32that you can understand me.
35:34Young Master is so great.
35:36Let's go.
35:37Let's congratulate Brother Xie.
35:38The Shen family said that
35:39the young man is newly married.
35:41Maybe a short break-up
35:42can make you
35:43remember me again.
35:44We've broken up.
35:46Can you introduce
35:48your best friend to me?
35:53Young Master.
35:54You guessed it.
36:06This...
36:07This is teleportation.
36:08It's a miracle.
36:09Try again.
36:10How far can it teleport?
36:13Da Feng.
36:20No.
36:21The level is too low.
36:22I'm at the bottom.
36:23I feel
36:24different.
36:32Although Da Feng
36:33took away my vitality,
36:34I can turn it into energy.
36:36I'm level three now.
36:38How can there be
36:39a genius like me
36:40in this world?
36:46This medicine
36:47seems to be
36:48less interesting than Brother Xie.
36:50I've earned a lot of anger value recently.
36:52Can I draw a lottery?
36:53Why is the anger value so low?
36:55I miss
36:56the cute girls
36:57in Plum Blossom 12
36:58and Black Wind Village.
36:59God.
37:00Give me
37:01a villain.
37:07Don't you have hands?
37:08Don't you know how to knock?
37:09Didn't my parents teach you
37:10to be polite?
37:12Cut the crap.
37:13Go to school with me.
37:14I'm going to Mingyue College.
37:16Who wants to go to Mingyue College
37:17with you?
37:18Let's go.
37:19You're here.
37:20My eyes hurt.
37:27Zulan.
37:28It seems
37:29you're fully recovered.
37:33Good morning, mother-in-law.
37:34Why are you here?
37:36I heard you were injured.
37:37I'm a little worried.
37:38Come and have a look.
37:40It's not a big deal.
37:41My parents-in-law sent me to school.
37:43It's for my own good.
37:44How can I
37:45let them down?
37:47Since you've decided to go,
37:49Xingying will escort you.
37:51From today on,
37:52he will also go to school
37:53and take care of you.
37:55Mother-in-law.
37:56There's no need for this.
37:58Xingying is a rare talent
37:59in our family.
38:01At a young age,
38:02he already has a third-grade cultivation.
38:04You should learn more from him.
38:06I'm flattered.
38:07I'm just doing my job.
38:09But he's put me in a difficult position.
38:11I can't study hard
38:12if I let him be a guard.
38:14Don't talk nonsense.
38:15I've seen
38:16Xingying since he was a kid.
38:18He's always loyal
38:19and courteous.
38:21Don't waste my efforts.
38:23I dare not.
38:24Don't worry, mother-in-law.
38:26I'll get along well with him.
38:29You...
38:31Master, walk slowly.
38:34Master.
38:35Last night,
38:36I spent the whole night copying your moves.
38:39Pingping is the kindest.
38:41But I'm not walking fast.
38:43My legs are too short.
38:46What took you so long?
38:47You're in a hurry.
38:50Are you my son-in-law
38:51or am I your son-in-law?
38:53You're my son-in-law
38:54because you refused
38:55the sword card of other young masters.
38:57My lady is so elegant.
38:59I feel sorry for her.
39:02But my son-in-law
39:03was chosen by my lady.
39:05It's not your fault.
39:07You always talk about my lady.
39:10It seems that you want to eat swan meat.
39:13No, I don't.
39:14You're talking nonsense.
39:15You're young
39:16and have a strong taste.
39:17You like rich women.
39:19Aren't you shameless?
39:21You...
39:26Why did my anger go away?
39:29I'm sorry.
39:30I was wrong just now.
39:33Let me put it another way.
39:35You like my lady.
39:37You don't look like a beast.
39:39Do you think it's better?
39:45I hope that when you enter the school,
39:47you can still use your mouth.
39:50I'll let you go today.
39:52You can't catch a sheep.
39:54Don't run too fast
39:55or you'll be bald.
39:59Aren't they Xie Xiu and Wu Qing?
40:01What are they doing again?
40:03Sir,
40:04I'll go and see what's going on.
40:05I'm the best at
40:06relationships.
40:07I can tell the ending
40:09just by looking at the beginning.
40:11Sir, don't make fun of me.
40:14Listen carefully.
40:15Brother Xiu.
40:16What did I do wrong
40:17to make you tired?
40:19Tell me.
40:20I'll change.
40:21No, I'm not good enough.
40:22I'm not good enough for you.
40:23If you break up while you're in love,
40:25I'll be the only one
40:26who suffers.
40:28Brother Xiu.
40:29You've been thinking for me.
40:31It's my fault.
40:32I shouldn't have forced you.
40:33I think
40:34we need time.
40:36It's great that you can understand me.
40:39Sir, you're amazing.
40:40Let's go.
40:41Let's congratulate Brother Xie.
40:43Everyone in the Shen family says
40:44it's better to break up
40:45when you're in love
40:47so that you can think of me again.
40:49Look,
40:50we've broken up.
40:51Can you
40:53introduce your daughter to me?
40:56Ah!
40:58Sir,
40:59you guessed it.
41:09Brother Zuoan,
41:10you're in the lead again.
41:12Brother Xie,
41:13I'm not as good as you.
41:16I'm flattered.
41:18We can discuss it together.
41:23Sir,
41:24they're waiting in the square.
41:26Let's go.
41:28Let's go
41:29and have some fun.
41:34Don't be upset.
41:35I'm your goddess.
41:37I can't help it.
41:39You...
41:40How dare you insult my lady!
41:42It's between husband and wife.
41:44How can I insult her?
41:46It's called
41:47affection.
41:48You...
41:51What are you looking at?
41:52Those who make trouble
41:53will be disqualified.
42:00Next one.
42:01Mei Suo.
42:02Yes, sir.
42:04Let's start.
42:08Goddess.
42:15Ding Zizhong.
42:18What a shame!
42:21What are they doing?
42:22Those who enter the school
42:24must have the qualification to practice.
42:26According to the high and low points,
42:28they will be assigned to four classes
42:30in the four realms.
42:33Ma Zhu.
42:34Yes, sir.
42:39He's the best in the world.
42:41Impressive.
42:42There are not many talents
42:44who are qualified to be the best
42:45all over the country.
42:46The best in the world
42:47can be called
42:48the best in the world.
42:50Next one.
42:51Hong Xingying.
42:53Look at me.
42:55Look at the gap between you and me.
42:57You will remember this day.
42:59Hong Xingying
43:00rose from the ashes.
43:02She is famous
43:04and impressive.
43:06Shake hands.
43:12Hey,
43:13just a little blood.
43:14I didn't ask you to give up killing pigs.
43:19This...
43:20This is the qualification of the best in the world.
43:22Damn it.
43:23There are only a few best in our school.
43:26The qualification of the best in the world.
43:28She must be a person
43:29who can be the best in the world in the future.
43:31Best in the world.
43:38Now you know
43:39the gap between us.
43:41Next one.
43:44Zuo An.
43:45Zuo An.
43:46I ate so many detergents.
43:48Will I have a good qualification?
43:50Forget it.
43:51Just do it.
43:58This...
43:59Are you blind?
44:00Why is it all white?
44:04This...
44:05What's going on?
44:09This is the best in the world.
44:11No way.
44:12The qualification of the best in the world
44:14won't let the crystal ball explode.
44:16Is it the legendary Super Street?
44:18Super Street is just a legend.
44:20Who has seen it for hundreds of years?
44:25Everyone, please make way.
44:26Please make way.
44:28Genius.
44:29Who is this person?
44:30Is he really Super Street?
44:32Isn't he the useless son-in-law of the Chu family?
44:34How can he change so much?
44:36It's unreasonable.
44:38It turned out to be him.
44:39What son-in-law?
44:41That's called a fallen son-in-law.
44:42Fallen son-in-law, okay?
44:44It's a little too much this time.
44:46It's not a good thing for me.
44:48Sir.
44:50Sir.
44:51Didn't Master give you the wrong qualification last time?
44:53Isn't it just the lowest level?
44:56I also thought about it.
44:58He tested his qualifications before.
45:00It's really the lowest level.
45:03I said it.
45:04It seems that the test ball is broken.
45:06Lord Gong Jue tested it in person.
45:08Of course it won't be wrong.
45:10Xiao An.
45:11This is the lowest level.
45:13Go to the prince class.
45:15Lord Gong Jue.
45:16Did I say something wrong just now?
45:19No, no.
45:20It's exactly what I mean.
45:22Our Mingyue Academy
45:23has a long history.
45:24It has a rich history.
45:26Countless people have been born since ancient times.
45:28So you must work hard.
45:30You must have a great future in the future.
45:34What's wrong with these people?
45:36Are they jealous of my handsome face?
45:38If I were you,
45:39I wouldn't go to school.
45:40You know.
45:41You offended a lot of people.
45:44What are you afraid of?
45:45Who told you to marry
45:46the top ten beauties?
45:49Top ten beauties?
45:55There are beautiful women everywhere.
46:01You.
46:02Come with me.
46:03The principal wants to see you.
46:09The King's Avatar 2
46:12Episode 07
46:24The principal is waiting inside.
46:25Go in.
46:27Why did you call me alone?
46:34You are Zuo An?
46:40Zuo An
46:46Wow.
46:47No wonder you are the fourth-ranked
46:48top beauty.
46:51I heard that you made a lot of noise
46:53in the school square.
46:56Principal.
46:57I didn't mean it.
46:58Is the fireball expensive?
47:00Do you want me to pay for it?
47:02I don't know what's going on.
47:03It exploded.
47:04Principal.
47:05Will you forgive me?
47:06This boy.
47:07Who said I wanted you to pay for it?
47:11Thank you, principal.
47:13You seem to have hidden a lot of strength.
47:16Don't worry.
47:18It doesn't matter if you are bald
47:20or eat a tiger.
47:22It has nothing to do with me.
47:24I was just entrusted by Princess Mingyue
47:26to take care of you.
47:28No.
47:29The fireball must be broken.
47:31It must have expired.
47:33Come here.
47:35Show me your fingers.
47:38What are you doing?
47:48You are a man.
47:50Can't you stand this pain?
47:54I'm afraid it's a dog.
47:56Your qualifications
47:58are the legendary superwoman.
48:00Who else knows about this?
48:03Don't mess with me.
48:04A lot of people know.
48:05My wife and my parents-in-law.
48:07They all know.
48:08And who else?
48:09Who else?
48:10All right.
48:11You don't have to explain.
48:13You're afraid I'll kill you.
48:15You're hiding so deep.
48:17How can you tell others your secret?
48:19I haven't told anyone.
48:21But a lot of people know I'm here today.
48:23If anything happens to me,
48:25you can't escape.
48:26All right, all right.
48:27Who said I was going to kill you?
48:29Just a reminder.
48:31If word gets out that you're a superwoman,
48:33you'll be in big trouble.
48:35That serious?
48:36Superwoman
48:37is something that all forces
48:38will fight for.
48:40If you can't get it,
48:42you might as well destroy it.
48:44And
48:45the legendary superwoman's
48:46blood is suspicious.
48:50Anyway,
48:51unless you're strong enough,
48:53you can't leak this out.
48:58You mean
48:59I'm a Tang Monk now?
49:02Tang Monk?
49:04What's that?
49:05But there were a dozen people
49:06at the school gate
49:07who misread my test.
49:08What if they leak it out?
49:10Superwoman is a legend after all.
49:12And your cover-up
49:14has been very successful.
49:16No one usually thinks that way.
49:18I'll destroy the test
49:20and suppress it.
49:27What's this?
49:28The resources needed for cultivation.
49:30Herbs are used to soak the body.
49:32Primordial Stone is used to absorb alchemy.
49:34Each student gets one.
49:36That's all there is in the Prince Class.
49:38So this is Primordial Stone?
49:40I was looking for it
49:41in God-Startling Medicine.
49:42No wonder I had a hard time before.
49:44But
49:45it's not free.
49:46But
49:47it's not enough.
49:49By the way,
49:50didn't you say I'm a superwoman?
49:52Even if I don't go to the Emperor's Class,
49:54I'll still get paid, right?
49:57Every student's resources
49:59will be registered
50:01and reported to the government.
50:02If you're not afraid of death,
50:03you can take more.
50:06So mean.
50:13This is a new student.
50:16Welcome.
50:17Welcome, new student.
50:21This student,
50:22come here and introduce yourself.
50:27Zuo An.
50:28Gender is male.
50:29Hobby is female.
50:31Oh no.
50:32What's wrong?
50:33That's it?
50:35No.
50:36There's no gender difference
50:37when you're in and out of the class.
50:38Sit down.
50:40Here, here.
50:42Wow.
50:43He's got a head shape.
50:44I like him.
50:45He's really handsome.
50:47But
50:48he looks like a playboy.
50:50How can he not be handsome?
50:52Men are not bad.
50:53Women are not bad.
50:55How can he not be handsome?
50:57He's not angry at all.
51:01He's really handsome.
51:03He looks like a playboy.
51:05How can he not be handsome?
51:07Men are not bad.
51:09Why is there another one?
51:11Men are not bad.
51:13That's right.
51:15Please use your anger
51:17to hit me.
51:23Here, here.
51:24Isn't President Jiang very beautiful?
51:26Yes.
51:27So beautiful.
51:29I really envy you, Zuo An.
51:31I want to be President Jiang, too.
51:34Let's start the class.
51:35What kind of math do we learn in this class?
51:38It's not math.
51:40It's arithmetic.
51:41Divide 240 times by the modality
51:44to get the modality.
51:45What?
51:46Isn't this a school that teaches cultivation?
51:50Who told us to be like a prince?
51:52The foot must be down,
51:54so the body must be up.
51:56The arm must be up,
51:58so the body must be down.
52:00No.
52:07No.
52:08I have to learn a little bit.
52:10Otherwise, I'll be scolded again when I go back.
52:12The blade must be sharp,
52:14so the blade must be sharp.
52:15The sword must be sharp,
52:17so the sword must be sharp.
52:23You.
52:24Stand in the back.
52:32I can't stand it.
52:33It's more hypnosis than high school English class.
52:36This stupid teacher is not suitable for me.
52:38Wake up.
52:39Wake up.
52:40Don't sleep.
52:41The madman is coming.
52:43Nan Qiang is coming.
52:45The madman is Zhang San.
52:49Mr. Luo is coming.
52:51Use the sword to fight.
52:54Use the body to use the sword.
52:56It doesn't look like it.
52:58What kind of class is this?
53:00It's a law class.
53:02Mr. Zhang San
53:03came here to learn the law
53:05from the magistrate.
53:08A professional match.
53:09If you make a mistake,
53:11you will be punished.
53:14It's all sand.
53:15My hand.
53:16Don't.
53:17I don't understand, either.
53:19But he hates people sleeping in class.
53:21He will be punished if he sees it.
53:23I was punished today.
53:25But he hurts the most when he hits people.
53:27I don't believe it.
53:28How painful is it?
53:29The more things, the heavier they are.
53:31The more things, the heavier they are.
53:34It hurts a lot.
53:41It really hurts.
53:43The student who is still awake.
53:45Answer my question.
53:47Mr. Luo.
53:48Mr. Zhang.
53:49I was sitting in the back.
53:50I didn't hear the question clearly.
53:52Wang Wu went to Siyao to find Yao Jie.
53:55After that,
53:56Yao Jie found out
53:58that he gave paper money for the group.
54:00Yao Jie reported it to the county office.
54:03He asked how to punish him.
54:06Should he be sentenced to rape,
54:09to use fake coins,
54:10or fraud?
54:15It's easy.
54:17Let's talk about Yao Jie first.
54:18Because he agreed to this deal
54:21based on the money transaction.
54:23So it's not enough to punish him for rape.
54:25Let's talk about fake coins.
54:27Paper money can be identified by the naked eye.
54:31It won't damage the public trust of the currency.
54:34So it's not enough to punish him for fraud.
54:36Finally, let's talk about fraud.
54:38Because it's Siyao.
54:39It's not protected by the law.
54:41So it's not enough to punish him for fraud.
54:43According to what you said,
54:45Wang Wu didn't commit a crime.
54:47He's really a fraud.
54:52He didn't commit these three crimes.
54:54But according to the law of the court,
54:56he can be sentenced to rape.
54:58According to this,
54:59he and Yao Jie will be arrested.
55:05Good.
55:06I've taught dozens of students.
55:08You're the first one
55:09who answered this question correctly.
55:11Sit down.
55:16Thanks to me when I was young,
55:18I often watched Mr. Luo's videos.
55:24Who hit me just now?
55:27You.
55:28Go out and punish him.
55:29And you.
55:30You.
55:31Go out and punish him.
55:33These are not enough.
55:35How can I get the right amount?
55:38Oh my god.
55:39Don't play this.
55:40Son.
55:41What do you mean?
55:43Don't take advantage of me.
55:46Who are we?
55:53Son.
55:54If you're sick, go to see a doctor.
55:56Do you think I'm happy?
55:58That guy is the leader of the class,
56:00Man Yue.
56:01He specializes in stealing new primal energy.
56:03Keep it well.
56:04Don't let him see it.
56:05That guy steals primal energy?
56:07Yes.
56:08I was just robbed.
56:10Although our qualifications are not suitable for cultivation,
56:12it's no use.
56:13But if I was targeted,
56:14it would be uncomfortable to blackmail me in private.
56:17Oh.
56:18Where does Man Yu usually go?