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00:00:00This is my friend Inder's restaurant and this is his wife.
00:00:11Inder and his elder brother run the restaurant and his wife runs the order.
00:00:16His wife is always happy but he doesn't understand two things.
00:00:23One is that he is bad with Punjabi songs and the other is that he has done a fraud with Dadaji.
00:00:32Whenever he meets these two, his wife gets out of control.
00:00:39Jitya, sit here.
00:00:42My leg is paining.
00:00:44I won't sit anywhere now.
00:00:46I will teach all of them a lesson.
00:00:48I will go.
00:00:52No daddy, you don't go.
00:00:54Please daddy, you don't go.
00:00:55You let it be.
00:00:56Why don't you stop them?
00:00:58They know you very well.
00:01:00I am not going to kill them.
00:01:02Do you want to go and talk?
00:01:03I am coming.
00:01:04Stop them.
00:01:06What did you say?
00:01:08Stop singing.
00:01:18Why don't you sing a song for your daughters?
00:01:20She is also someone's daughter.
00:01:22Why are you calling her Alam Lohar?
00:01:24You are right.
00:01:26But fate is fated.
00:01:28God has written our fate with a pencil.
00:01:34Hey Jatka, she didn't just bring a leg, she also brought a heart.
00:01:42You misunderstood.
00:01:44I didn't bring this leg to dance.
00:01:46This leg.
00:01:48This leg.
00:01:50This leg.
00:01:58I told you to stop singing.
00:02:00You learned it yourself.
00:02:02I learned it from Pakistanis.
00:02:04I taught them how to live in Jatka's house.
00:02:06I told them to play the last song.
00:02:08I told them not to play after this.
00:02:10Where is my leg?
00:02:12You don't have a leg.
00:02:14Jatka brought this leg.
00:02:16It looks like a stick.
00:02:18If I had an iron rod, it would have broken.
00:02:20What is a leg?
00:02:22There is no leg now.
00:02:24There is a proof.
00:02:28Why did you leave the evidence there?
00:02:30This is your finger print.
00:02:32What if they print your photo?
00:02:34What is there to print?
00:02:36We were going to file a case against BG.
00:02:38I am not going to file a case against you.
00:02:40I am a big man.
00:02:42You are talking nonsense.
00:02:44Hold this.
00:02:46You have gone to jail.
00:02:48Jatka has nothing to do with this.
00:02:50Jatka has nothing to do with this.
00:02:52Let him listen to his music.
00:02:54Why do you want to stop his music?
00:02:56Your mother is still a virgin.
00:02:58If I bring anyone in front of your wife,
00:03:00I will beat them black and blue.
00:03:02I will beat them black and blue.
00:03:04Let me find my wife first.
00:03:06Then I will beat them black and blue.
00:03:08I don't have a problem.
00:03:10If you can find one,
00:03:12then take her with you.
00:03:14I can take anyone.
00:03:16But you are not the one.
00:03:18Then tell Kashmir to find a bride.
00:03:20He has found one in Narain.
00:03:22Why should I tell Kashmir?
00:03:24His father has kept her in Pakistan.
00:03:26Why should he keep her?
00:03:28She is not even in Pakistan.
00:03:30She is from Jammu and Baloong.
00:03:32Listen to me.
00:03:34I can beat the living daylights out of you.
00:03:36But if you bring any Pakistani girl,
00:03:38If you bring a Pakistani here, I will break your head.
00:03:56Fatima Begum
00:04:00Fatima
00:04:03What happened?
00:04:05If you are praying, tell me.
00:04:08What did you ask from Allah?
00:04:09I asked from Allah to send you with me.
00:04:11Who stays up all night.
00:04:13I was making tea in the morning.
00:04:15And you had gone to the Gurudwara.
00:04:16And now you are praying at the time of food.
00:04:18If there is someone in the house who does not take the name of God.
00:04:21Then I will get busy with this work.
00:04:23Okay, okay.
00:04:24What did you make today?
00:04:25Chickpeas
00:04:26Chickpeas
00:04:27Tell me one thing.
00:04:28Is it necessary to put meat in everything?
00:04:30Dal meat, Paneer meat, Partha meat.
00:04:33If it is up to you.
00:04:34Then at night you can give me meat.
00:04:37I don't want any meat.
00:04:39Your son has eaten all the delicious food.
00:04:41His taste is not good.
00:04:42His uncle has spoiled it.
00:04:43What can he do?
00:04:44His uncle's house is open till Friday.
00:04:48On Diwali, he eats chicken once.
00:04:50And goes to the market.
00:04:52That's how it is.
00:04:54You have done the most sensible thing in your life.
00:04:57When did you get married to Pakistan?
00:04:59You look so beautiful.
00:05:01Eat whatever you want.
00:05:02Mother and son in the house.
00:05:03Don't irritate me.
00:05:05Mom, dad has already eaten a lot.
00:05:08How can we eat meat at his house?
00:05:10How can dad go to his house?
00:05:12Go, go, go.
00:05:13Go to your work.
00:05:14It's been three months since the marriage bureau opened.
00:05:16Marriage is far away.
00:05:17Couldn't you do anything good?
00:05:19Here comes the big matchmaker.
00:05:20Mom, I am going.
00:05:22Dad is fighting with me in Punjabi.
00:05:24Why are you panicking?
00:05:26It will happen.
00:05:27I am going.
00:05:28He has brought a lot of things.
00:05:37Hi.
00:05:39Hi.
00:05:40Can I take a picture of yours?
00:05:42Why so?
00:05:43Actually, I am running a marriage bureau.
00:05:45I am a matchmaker.
00:05:46I can find a groom for you.
00:05:49No, I have two daughters.
00:05:51Thank you.
00:05:52No problem.
00:05:53I can find a bride for you.
00:05:56No, I am not a divorcee.
00:05:57I am very happy with my husband.
00:05:59You can say that.
00:06:01Who is happy inside?
00:06:02You can keep my card somewhere.
00:06:04If you get divorced, I am just a call away.
00:06:06Take care.
00:06:09Hello, Kashmir ji.
00:06:10Hello.
00:06:11Did you show my photo to anyone?
00:06:12I didn't show it to anyone.
00:06:13I showed it to a doctor.
00:06:15He said, he is short of vitamin D.
00:06:17Take it.
00:06:18Take care.
00:06:23Why are you standing here?
00:06:24Do you want to kill someone?
00:06:27Your coffee.
00:06:30Sorry?
00:06:31No, nothing.
00:06:32It's alright.
00:06:58Ask her.
00:06:59I don't understand.
00:07:00Why do you want to get married?
00:07:01Some people have a lot of fun.
00:07:03You can marry anyone you want.
00:07:06You can marry anyone you want.
00:07:07Marry me once.
00:07:09I won't marry anyone.
00:07:10I will spend my entire life with you.
00:07:12Your grandma won't marry you.
00:07:15I have a few more options.
00:07:17But I don't want to hurt your grandma.
00:07:20Don't show me your face for the last time.
00:07:22God will punish you.
00:07:23God will punish me.
00:07:24Your grandma won't punish me.
00:07:28Look.
00:07:29You have a small house now.
00:07:31You don't have to wear clothes.
00:07:32You can get married tomorrow at 11 o'clock.
00:07:34I will show you.
00:07:36Now you can see how I look.
00:07:42The house in Wolverhampton is very big.
00:07:45The house is not small here either.
00:07:47It's just here.
00:07:48It's a big house.
00:07:49These are my parents.
00:07:52They got married a long time ago.
00:07:54Tell me.
00:07:55Did you have any problem finding a house?
00:07:57We can find a house in a minute.
00:07:59Finding a marriage proposal is difficult.
00:08:01Now tell me.
00:08:02Before you find a marriage proposal for your uncle,
00:08:04you have to find a match for your uncle.
00:08:05I made a mistake.
00:08:06Really?
00:08:07Now you have made a mistake.
00:08:09Find a match.
00:08:10Now your son's life will be better.
00:08:12Please don't mind.
00:08:13What's the problem with the boy's marriage proposal?
00:08:15There is no problem.
00:08:17There is a demand for a marriage proposal.
00:08:19He has found a pure Punjabi girl.
00:08:23No, no.
00:08:24It's not like that.
00:08:25If the Punjabi girl speaks,
00:08:27then our Punjabi will eat.
00:08:29Now who will ask them?
00:08:31Did you go to eat?
00:08:32Do you want to give flowers on flowers?
00:08:34Or do you want to teach them to dance?
00:08:37I think your wish has been fulfilled.
00:08:39Our little girl also needs a pure Punjabi girl.
00:08:46Then call the girl.
00:08:47And give her sweets.
00:08:49Thank you.
00:08:50Come.
00:08:54The apples are delicious, son.
00:08:56Did you make it?
00:08:57No, no.
00:08:58Ramzan was celebrating Eid at his elder sister's house.
00:09:01He came from there.
00:09:02Ramzan Eid?
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:04Our elder daughter is married into a Pakistani family.
00:09:07Ramzan keeps selling something or the other on Eid.
00:09:14He complains that he has to go to Uttar Pradesh in a car.
00:09:17He insults me.
00:09:18This is too much.
00:09:20This is too much.
00:09:21Find another way.
00:09:23Have you ever seen a match between India and Pakistan?
00:09:25No.
00:09:26There is only a match between India and Pakistan.
00:09:28Do you think other countries are the same?
00:09:30I think there is a match.
00:09:31Pay the rent and get on the bus.
00:09:33Don't you dare run away with our car.
00:09:35Come on, sit down.
00:09:36How will I go?
00:09:38There is no bus stop here.
00:09:40How will I go?
00:09:41Tell me.
00:09:42Hello.
00:09:43Hey, old man.
00:09:45How will he tell me?
00:09:47No one drives a bus in Pakistan.
00:09:49Do you know how to ride a bus?
00:09:51Oh, no.
00:09:57I don't think I can get married to this man.
00:09:59Why don't you talk to him?
00:10:00I don't think you can get married to him.
00:10:03He is from a Punjabi family.
00:10:05That's why he will marry you.
00:10:06I don't think so.
00:10:08I went to his house.
00:10:11He didn't go to his house.
00:10:12He kicked me out of his house.
00:10:13He is the last girl in the world.
00:10:15I don't know about the world.
00:10:17I think he is the last girl in the world.
00:10:19I haven't seen anyone like her.
00:10:21People like their daughters.
00:10:23But they don't like anyone like her.
00:10:24You can show me your aunt's daughter.
00:10:26You have opened a marriage bureau.
00:10:28What did you ask for?
00:10:29A simple girl.
00:10:30A girl who doesn't wear a headscarf.
00:10:32A girl who studies.
00:10:33A girl who knows how to wear a headscarf.
00:10:35A girl who does housework.
00:10:37A girl who knows how to make saag.
00:10:38A girl who wears clothes.
00:10:39I have understood.
00:10:40He wants a girl like Anjali.
00:10:42There are no girls like her in the horoscope.
00:10:45I have to make an order for her.
00:10:48Inder.
00:10:49Do one thing.
00:10:50Find a girl yourself.
00:10:52If she knows about our heritage.
00:10:54Even if she is a non-Punjabi.
00:10:56We don't have a problem.
00:10:57You can talk to her.
00:10:58I will teach her about our heritage.
00:11:00You can do whatever you want.
00:11:01I will find a girl in two hours.
00:11:03Sit down.
00:11:04I curse you.
00:11:06You have nothing to do with Jatas.
00:11:07I have told you about non-Punjabi girls.
00:11:10See how you escaped.
00:11:12I curse you.
00:11:13I won't escape.
00:11:14If you didn't escape before marriage.
00:11:16Now my elder daughter is in Punjab.
00:11:17And my younger daughter is in the nursery.
00:11:18You should have two daughters.
00:11:20Why don't you ask for a boy?
00:11:21I have three daughters.
00:11:22So that my family knows.
00:11:24How to name their daughters.
00:11:25You can name them.
00:11:27But Sandhu's daughter got married yesterday.
00:11:29I am a musician.
00:11:30I don't go anywhere.
00:11:32Wait a minute.
00:11:33I will go with you.
00:11:35I don't know.
00:11:36Maybe there is some heritage.
00:11:37I don't know.
00:11:39I will find a simple girl.
00:11:41You will find a girl in Punjab.
00:11:43Be strong.
00:11:44Dehla will take your life.
00:11:48It's okay.
00:11:54Oh, my.
00:11:56Your sister-in-law is so beautiful.
00:11:59You keep looking at her.
00:12:02She is my sister-in-law.
00:12:04Do you love her?
00:12:06Come on, give it to me.
00:12:10That's it. I'm going to come out today and ask for the address.
00:12:12If you ask for the address, you'll have to go to the village and get a paper set.
00:12:14How do you get a proposal set?
00:12:16How do you know if you'll get it or not?
00:12:20He's here.
00:12:24As I told you, I also wanted to go there, but I was not having any company.
00:12:28Seriously, I think you should pay him.
00:12:30Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:32Okay, bye-bye.
00:12:33Bye.
00:12:34I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:36Billo.
00:12:38How dare you?
00:12:40Why are you staring at me?
00:12:56Billo ji, one minute.
00:12:58Yes?
00:13:01What's the fee here?
00:13:05The fee is 200 pounds.
00:13:07But they forgive you based on your face.
00:13:10Look, I don't care if they forgive me or not.
00:13:12But you have to forgive me.
00:13:14Because I didn't want to say this to you.
00:13:16Tell me.
00:13:17Will you marry me?
00:13:19What? Marry you?
00:13:21Yes.
00:13:22Directly?
00:13:23No, no.
00:13:24Not directly.
00:13:25First, we'll get married.
00:13:26Then we'll get engaged.
00:13:27Then we'll get married.
00:13:28Not directly.
00:13:29You should know about the groom.
00:13:31Who is he? Where is he from?
00:13:33What's his family like?
00:13:34Look, I don't remember all that.
00:13:36But you'll get to know about me in a few meetings.
00:13:38That's for sure.
00:13:40I'm not one of those girls who will agree to a few meetings.
00:13:43Then you tell me, how many meetings will you agree to?
00:13:45If you want, we can get admission here.
00:13:48Yes, yes. Very funny.
00:13:49Today was my last day here.
00:13:51My coaching is over.
00:13:52Now I have to stay home and prepare for the exam.
00:13:54Oh, really?
00:13:55Yes.
00:13:56Believe me.
00:13:58It's difficult to study at home.
00:14:00Stay here for a few days.
00:14:02You'll get to know our Indra better.
00:14:05He's our diamond.
00:14:06I've got him on a guarantee paper.
00:14:10Oh, God.
00:14:12Where did she go?
00:14:13She must have gone to get the girl's guarantee paper.
00:14:16You don't even ask for her address.
00:14:18If you'd asked, she'd have given you her address.
00:14:21I have to find her address.
00:14:26I'd fall in love with you
00:14:29if I could speak to you.
00:14:34I'd fall in love with you
00:14:37if I could speak to you.
00:14:41She doesn't speak to you.
00:14:42She always asks me to get her another mirror.
00:14:45I laugh at her.
00:14:46Mr. Bajwa, I won't do my make-up now.
00:14:49You've been putting powder on your face since morning.
00:14:51And you still haven't brushed your teeth.
00:14:53I'm not brushing my teeth.
00:14:55It's called a dimple.
00:14:57Billu, you're too young to have a dimple.
00:15:00You'd have had one when you were younger.
00:15:02Oh, I see.
00:15:04You'd have given me a chance to meet you.
00:15:06Don't wish me too much.
00:15:08The boys are here.
00:15:10Hello.
00:15:11Hello.
00:15:12Sit down.
00:15:14He's my son.
00:15:15He's my husband.
00:15:16And he's my son's uncle.
00:15:18Tell me more.
00:15:19Did you have any trouble getting here?
00:15:23Never mind. You tell me.
00:15:24Not at all.
00:15:26Let me introduce myself.
00:15:28I'm Balwant Bajwa.
00:15:29And she's Billu.
00:15:31She's beautiful.
00:15:33She's not a girl.
00:15:35She's a girl's mother.
00:15:36My wife, Billu.
00:15:37But we heard the girl's name is Billu.
00:15:39Her ring has a girl's nickname, Billu.
00:15:41If we'd hit one of them,
00:15:43we'd be in trouble.
00:15:45That's why we named her Billu.
00:15:48Whatever it is,
00:15:49you look beautiful.
00:15:52If you don't say anything,
00:15:53I'll kill you.
00:15:54I swear to God.
00:15:55Then you'll be with the Mughal Emperor.
00:15:57I'll be right back.
00:15:59Let me remind you.
00:16:01She's not here to see you.
00:16:02She's here to see the girl.
00:16:03Where's Bilqis?
00:16:04Come.
00:16:05Come, son.
00:16:09This is Bilqis.
00:16:12She's my late friend,
00:16:13Sultan Ahmed's daughter.
00:16:15After his death,
00:16:16she's staying with us.
00:16:17And she's my younger daughter, Jasleen.
00:16:19Hello.
00:16:20Now you tell me,
00:16:21what's your business?
00:16:27Tell me,
00:16:28or I'll slap you.
00:16:30If you wanted to talk,
00:16:31you should've slapped me.
00:16:34Anyway,
00:16:35you tell me,
00:16:36what do you do?
00:16:37I do a lot of things.
00:16:45I'm sorry.
00:16:46We're sorry too.
00:16:48What's the hurry?
00:16:49Let's change our mood.
00:16:50Okay, then.
00:16:52Goodbye.
00:16:53Goodbye.
00:16:54Let's go, mom.
00:16:56But Jai,
00:16:57when you're in the mood,
00:17:00tell me.
00:17:07Why didn't you do it?
00:17:08What was wrong with the boy?
00:17:09I don't know what was wrong with the boy,
00:17:11but you and the boy's uncle
00:17:12didn't leave anything out.
00:17:14The big Salim
00:17:15used to tell me about Nargali.
00:17:16If I had slapped him,
00:17:17he'd have found out
00:17:18about Nargali's real face.
00:17:19I didn't slap him
00:17:20for his real face.
00:17:23This is my real face.
00:17:24Daddy, daddy.
00:17:25Your grandson is showing his real face.
00:17:27He was Jai's son.
00:17:29He was your grandson.
00:17:30He was my father's son.
00:17:32Daddy, daddy.
00:17:34Daddy, daddy.
00:17:36Daddy, daddy.
00:17:37You have two daddies in the house.
00:17:39First, daddy went with you,
00:17:40and now you're saying
00:17:41daddy, daddy.
00:17:43Daddy, daddy.
00:17:44Have some shame.
00:17:45At this age,
00:17:46you look better
00:17:47than a young man like you.
00:17:48You've become so old
00:17:49that you look like a young man.
00:17:50I look like a young man?
00:17:51If I get married to Bilkis,
00:17:52I'll look like a young man, daddy.
00:17:54I won't give you
00:17:55a single penny.
00:17:56I won't give you
00:17:57a single penny.
00:17:58Whenever Bilkis gets married,
00:17:59he comes to meet Pandey.
00:18:01Why does he meet Pandey?
00:18:02Why does he invite Bilkis?
00:18:03Do you know
00:18:04how crazy I am about Bilkis?
00:18:06You're already crazy, son.
00:18:07You're already crazy.
00:18:08You're already crazy.
00:18:10I don't understand
00:18:11what I should do with you, Jimmy.
00:18:13What should I do?
00:18:14Marry Bilkis.
00:18:15Marry me, daddy.
00:18:16I will marry you.
00:18:17I will marry you.
00:18:18What else can I do?
00:18:20But for God's sake,
00:18:21don't invite Pandey.
00:18:22Let's meet and talk.
00:18:23I'm tired of waiting.
00:18:24I'm tired of waiting.
00:18:25I'm tired of waiting.
00:18:26I'm tired of waiting.
00:18:27My daddy.
00:18:28Sit, sit.
00:18:33He's here.
00:18:37Here you go.
00:18:38Here you go.
00:18:39Aunty,
00:18:40wasn't uncle Bajwa supposed to come?
00:18:41He was going to get a beating
00:18:43because of his beard.
00:18:44He was going to get a beating
00:18:45because of his beard.
00:18:46He was going to get a beating
00:18:47because of his beard.
00:18:48He was going to get a beating
00:18:49because of his beard.
00:18:50We're very happy about this.
00:18:51We're very happy about this.
00:18:52Your name is Billo
00:18:53and my husband's name is Billo.
00:18:54and my husband's name is Billo.
00:18:55When uncle Bajwa
00:18:56was going to beat Billo,
00:18:57when uncle Bajwa was going to beat Billo,
00:18:58Mr. Bajwa laughed and said,
00:18:59Mr. Bajwa laughed and said,
00:19:00look, aunty,
00:19:01your husband is beating my wife
00:19:02in the name of his daughter.
00:19:03in the name of his daughter.
00:19:04Look, aunty,
00:19:05it's been so long
00:19:06since we laughed and played.
00:19:07Look, aunty,
00:19:08it's been so long
00:19:09since we laughed and played.
00:19:10Now Sukhna and Billo
00:19:11are getting married.
00:19:12Now Sukhna and Billo
00:19:13are getting married.
00:19:14But we didn't like
00:19:15the proposal you sent us.
00:19:16But we didn't like
00:19:17the proposal you sent us.
00:19:18But we didn't like
00:19:19the proposal you sent us.
00:19:20But we didn't like
00:19:21the proposal you sent us.
00:19:22But we didn't like
00:19:23the proposal you sent us.
00:19:24But we didn't like
00:19:25the proposal you sent us.
00:19:26But we didn't like
00:19:27the proposal you sent us.
00:19:28But we didn't like
00:19:29the proposal you sent us.
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00:21:10But we didn't like
00:21:11the proposal you sent us.
00:21:20Kehnddudu,
00:21:22why is the cash
00:21:22counter full with cash?
00:21:24Yes, let's go and ask.
00:21:29Hey guys!
00:21:30Hello.
00:21:31And I know you guys are here for the servant job, that's why I called you guys.
00:21:37Yes.
00:21:38Because I'm the manager of the house.
00:21:39Manager.
00:21:40And I want to tell you that our owner is a very nice man.
00:21:43Hmm.
00:21:44But his problem is that he's a little shaken up.
00:21:46Shaken up?
00:21:47What?
00:21:48Is he mad?
00:21:49What's a good man?
00:21:50A little?
00:21:51He's completely shaken up.
00:21:52Tell the truth.
00:21:53Actually, whatever he says, you have to repeat it.
00:21:54Oh, why?
00:21:55I'm telling you, he's shaken up.
00:21:56He doesn't know what I'm saying.
00:21:57If you tell him to repeat it, then he'll know what I'm saying.
00:22:03Got it?
00:22:04Whatever he says, you have to speak.
00:22:05Whatever he does, you have to do it.
00:22:06That's why he feels good.
00:22:07What are they saying?
00:22:08Why are they bitching?
00:22:09What are they saying?
00:22:10They were first before.
00:22:11What are they doing?
00:22:12We were going to suggest that you should bring him here.
00:22:13That we'll get a job.
00:22:14But you don't want to listen to us.
00:22:15I think you'll get your job.
00:22:16Go to sleep.
00:22:17Go to sleep.
00:22:18Go to sleep.
00:22:19Go to sleep.
00:22:20Go to sleep.
00:22:21Go to sleep.
00:22:22Go to sleep.
00:22:23Go to sleep.
00:22:24Go to sleep.
00:22:25Go to sleep.
00:22:26Good morning.
00:22:28How are you?
00:22:30Quite well.
00:22:34What a coincidence.
00:22:40Anyways.
00:22:42Where were you earlier?
00:22:44What work do I have?
00:22:46What work do I have?
00:22:48I have come here to study not to work.
00:22:50I have come here to study not to work.
00:22:52I have come here to give the interview.
00:22:54What nonsense is this?
00:22:56Enough of your jokes.
00:22:58Enough of your jokes.
00:23:00Enough of your jokes.
00:23:02Enough of your jokes.
00:23:04Someone please help me.
00:23:06Someone please help me.
00:23:08Wait a minute.
00:23:12Well done.
00:23:14This video has become a little hyper.
00:23:16Come here.
00:23:18I will inform you tomorrow.
00:23:20Thank you.
00:23:22Thank you.
00:23:24Thank you.
00:23:30Thank you.
00:23:32Why didn't you come inside?
00:23:34I am here for the job of a servant.
00:23:36Thank God.
00:23:38Someone has come to talk to me.
00:23:40Make jaggery pudding.
00:23:42Very simple.
00:23:44Keep the jaggery in the water.
00:23:46When the jaggery dissolves in the water,
00:23:48then add two handfuls of flour.
00:23:50You look like a bachelor.
00:23:52Have you lost weight?
00:23:54I am losing my salary.
00:23:56I am under 30.
00:23:58You are so thin.
00:24:00You will be 30 in a few minutes.
00:24:02Hello madam.
00:24:04This boy has come for the job of a servant.
00:24:06He is very fit.
00:24:08He is a high jumper.
00:24:10He will do the job.
00:24:12He is a hero.
00:24:14Good morning sir.
00:24:16I am here for the job of a servant.
00:24:18Excuse me.
00:24:20Yes please.
00:24:22Your husband is not interested in females.
00:24:24No.
00:24:26I want to take the trial of a girl.
00:24:28Come madam.
00:24:30I don't want to take the trial.
00:24:32Let's go inside.
00:24:34The decision has been made.
00:24:36Cheecho Cheecho Ganerian.
00:24:38Two for you and two for me.
00:24:40Keep the servant on trial for a few days.
00:24:42I don't understand.
00:24:44What is your problem with the male servant?
00:24:46I have a problem with him.
00:24:48He was also a servant in this house.
00:24:50I know what you are capable of.
00:24:52Now I will teach him a lesson.
00:24:54Don't even think about it.
00:24:56It is said that in love,
00:24:58the rich becomes poor
00:25:00and the king becomes a slave.
00:25:02Why can't Inder become a cook
00:25:04from a restaurant owner?
00:25:08Inder's entire attention was on
00:25:10winning Billo's heart.
00:25:12And where is Bajwa sir's attention?
00:25:14Inder's attention is nowhere to be seen.
00:25:16What happens if he doesn't pay attention?
00:25:18First night I ruined Bajwa's reputation.
00:25:20Now I will teach him a lesson.
00:25:32I won't spare him.
00:25:34I won't spare him.
00:25:36I won't spare him today.
00:25:38Sorry Bajwa.
00:25:40Sorry Bajwa.
00:25:42Your Billo is going to be a widow today.
00:25:44Bajwa sir.
00:25:46Oh, you are here.
00:25:48I am here.
00:25:50Where are you going?
00:25:52Why? I am going to Bangkok.
00:25:54It is my home. I can go wherever I want.
00:25:56Do you think Bangkok is a city?
00:25:58I know everything.
00:26:00Where are your eyes?
00:26:02My eyes are on the smoke.
00:26:04Who is the other one?
00:26:06You are the other one.
00:26:08Don't force me to attack you.
00:26:10You could have attacked me on my back
00:26:12if I was 5 minutes late.
00:26:14Maharaj has saved my reputation.
00:26:16Maharaj has saved your reputation
00:26:18but you should have saved my reputation.
00:26:20Where is our maid now?
00:26:22She hasn't come.
00:26:24What is she doing here?
00:26:26She was doing her work.
00:26:28What are you doing here?
00:26:30I am following her.
00:26:32I am following you.
00:26:34No one is following me.
00:26:36If I see you again
00:26:38I will beat you up.
00:26:40I will teach you a lesson.
00:26:42I saw her.
00:26:44I saw her.
00:26:46I didn't understand anything.
00:27:06You?
00:27:10You came to my house?
00:27:12Now I have grown a beard
00:27:14and dried the bitter gourd.
00:27:16Because I am cooking today.
00:27:18You will cook the bitter gourd?
00:27:20I am your servant.
00:27:22What?
00:27:24You heard it right.
00:27:26That's why you said it.
00:27:28You are my servant now.
00:27:30Billoji.
00:27:32People follow diamonds
00:27:34and become a saint.
00:27:36I am still your servant.
00:27:38I am not a lover.
00:27:40You are a commercial lover.
00:27:42You tell people
00:27:44milk, tea, coffee, cold
00:27:46leave all these things.
00:27:48Leave all these things?
00:27:50What is this?
00:27:52My heart.
00:27:54Delivery is here.
00:27:56But you didn't open the door.
00:27:58Billoji, close the door.
00:28:00Someone might come.
00:28:02Whether someone comes or not.
00:28:04But I will definitely
00:28:06close the door.
00:28:08Billoji.
00:28:10Go.
00:28:14Beauty is here
00:28:16to get
00:28:18the punishment
00:28:20of love.
00:28:24To get
00:28:26the punishment
00:28:28of love
00:28:30someone
00:28:34Bajwa,
00:28:36put our table here.
00:28:38Or else he will start eating.
00:28:44Where did he go?
00:28:46I won't leave him.
00:28:48I won't leave him.
00:28:50I will break his bones.
00:28:52I will break his bones.
00:28:54Bajwa.
00:28:56Bajwa.
00:28:58Come here.
00:29:00Don't tell me
00:29:02that I was sleeping.
00:29:04Nothing is sleeping.
00:29:06Everything is going on.
00:29:08I won't let anything go on.
00:29:10What is this?
00:29:12Why do you wake up in the middle of the night?
00:29:14You don't wear nails.
00:29:16You don't have a colour choice.
00:29:18Who wears dark brown shades?
00:29:20If it suits me, I will wear it.
00:29:22I won't wear a long coat
00:29:24so that I don't look like a spy.
00:29:26What do you think?
00:29:28Is there something going on between Inder and me?
00:29:30Inder.
00:29:32You have changed your name.
00:29:34I remembered Alexa Hinsberg's name.
00:29:36What is Inder's name?
00:29:38Tell me.
00:29:40Don't change the topic.
00:29:42You change the topic and I don't change the topic.
00:29:44You stand in front of the mirror for 24 hours.
00:29:46What do you think?
00:29:48I like to stand in front of the mirror.
00:29:50Let me fulfill one of my desires.
00:29:52If I fulfill all your desires,
00:29:54then I will be humiliated.
00:29:56Listen to me carefully.
00:29:58From today onwards,
00:30:00I will either stay in this house or I will be a servant.
00:30:02Servant.
00:30:04Okay.
00:30:06I will be a servant.
00:30:08But I will be a female only.
00:30:10I am fed up of being a female.
00:30:12That is why I have decided to marry Inder.
00:30:14But I won't let it happen.
00:30:16I won't let it happen either.
00:30:18There is no test match between us.
00:30:20Bajwa.
00:30:22Man of the match.
00:30:32Are you studying?
00:30:34I was thinking about you.
00:30:36Really? Thank God.
00:30:38Our file is open.
00:30:40The girl has started thinking about me too.
00:30:42Inder.
00:30:44Why did you fall in love with me?
00:30:46It was just like that.
00:30:48I like you a lot.
00:30:50You?
00:30:52I have kept you silent in the scene.
00:30:54Even I can't tolerate you.
00:30:56Really?
00:30:58I am impressed by your efforts.
00:31:00Then I will be a judge.
00:31:02Tell me, what is your wish?
00:31:04Forget it. I don't have exams.
00:31:06If you don't have exams,
00:31:08then why are you studying?
00:31:10Good night.
00:31:12Good night.
00:31:18Good night.
00:31:26Ma'am.
00:31:28Ma'am.
00:31:30What will you have for dinner?
00:31:32What happened?
00:31:40Have fun with Alexa.
00:31:42I can't make her black.
00:31:44She doesn't even look at me.
00:31:46She looks at you.
00:31:48Why do you always look at her?
00:31:50I don't know.
00:31:52If I look at her,
00:31:54she will break my hands.
00:31:56I don't have bangles in my hand.
00:31:58I don't even have an enemy's nose.
00:32:00Our elders have taught us.
00:32:02Our elders must have taught us
00:32:04that we should wear our family's nose.
00:32:06When a housewife gets married,
00:32:08the husband doesn't stay with the wife.
00:32:10Yes.
00:32:12The wife stays with the husband.
00:32:14If you want to get married,
00:32:16then get married to her.
00:32:18Otherwise, I will kill you.
00:32:20Very good.
00:32:22I will kill you.
00:32:24Instead of putting jam on the bread,
00:32:26you are putting my finger on it.
00:32:28You are right.
00:32:30Before I scan you,
00:32:32I will kill you.
00:32:34Look at her.
00:32:36She is still looking at you.
00:32:38I will kill you.
00:32:40Sir.
00:32:42I will kill you.
00:32:44I will kill you.
00:32:46I will not go.
00:32:48We will get married.
00:32:50Yes.
00:32:58By the way,
00:33:00you should have done her a favor
00:33:02before dad got married.
00:33:04I would have got her married
00:33:06and signed the papers.
00:33:08Then she would have given you her love.
00:33:10She was thinking about me.
00:33:12She could have stayed for two more days.
00:33:14Don't worry.
00:33:16If you get a chance to stay in her house
00:33:18for two more days,
00:33:20you can win the war.
00:33:22You can bear the pain.
00:33:24But where will I feel the pain?
00:33:26You will feel the pain
00:33:28when your dad hits you.
00:33:30Why will he hit me?
00:33:32Because when we go and give you milk,
00:33:34he will ask for payment.
00:33:36He will not pay you.
00:33:38He will hit you.
00:33:40You will get injured.
00:33:42You will have to stay at his house.
00:33:44You got my point?
00:33:46Yes.
00:33:48But what if his dad doesn't pay me?
00:33:50Then we will have to pay him.
00:33:52We are not beggars.
00:33:54I will have to pay him.
00:33:56I got it.
00:33:58You will have to go to his house
00:34:00and pay him.
00:34:02You will have to stay there.
00:34:04That's it.
00:34:08Hey!
00:34:10Hey!
00:34:12Hey!
00:34:14Hey!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:18Hey!
00:34:20Hey!
00:34:22Hey!
00:34:24Uncle, greetings.
00:34:26Hey!
00:34:28You came again?
00:34:30Uncle, you are staying at Sari's house.
00:34:32What did you think?
00:34:34I will have to stay at his house
00:34:36You did hard work.
00:34:38It's not hard work, it's smart work.
00:34:40Instead of hitting me, you were trying to hit me.
00:34:42What will you do in two days?
00:34:44What else?
00:34:46Give me my salary.
00:34:48Or else we will call the police.
00:34:50Oh, so you are threatening me.
00:34:52Shame on you.
00:34:54Get out of here.
00:34:56I have to pay you 5 pounds.
00:34:58I don't have change.
00:35:00You hit me so badly.
00:35:02You hit me so badly.
00:35:04Get out of here.
00:35:06Now 5 pounds are yours.
00:35:08I will give you more.
00:35:10You don't have to give me more.
00:35:12Give me 5 pounds.
00:35:14Why are you feeling sorry?
00:35:16Uncle, this is money.
00:35:18Forgive me for my mistake.
00:35:20I don't want to forgive you.
00:35:22Get out of here.
00:35:24How can you be guilty for a lifetime?
00:35:26You should forgive him and send him home.
00:35:28My aunt will send him home.
00:35:30You got the money, right?
00:35:32Get out of here.
00:35:34Uncle, money is not a big deal.
00:35:36I came here to apologize.
00:35:38I will leave before I can apologize.
00:35:40Do you want to leave or should I kick you out?
00:35:42Uncle, you can apologize.
00:35:44You can't escape from me.
00:35:46You can't kick me.
00:35:48Otherwise, you know what a kick is.
00:35:50Come on, forgive me and get out.
00:35:52No, no, no.
00:35:54Get up.
00:35:56Get up.
00:35:58Forgive me.
00:36:00Get out.
00:36:02How can I forgive you?
00:36:04How can I forgive you?
00:36:06Uncle, where have you been?
00:36:08I have seen the first person
00:36:10who has hit a woman.
00:36:12How can I forgive him?
00:36:14How can I touch his feet?
00:36:16I have never seen such a shameless person in my life.
00:36:18Uncle, you shouldn't have hit Jutti.
00:36:20Inder is angry with you.
00:36:22I was angry once.
00:36:24But you asked me to hit him again.
00:36:26Did you hit him again?
00:36:28Do you want me to hit you?
00:36:30You have to hit me.
00:36:32Why should I hit your wife?
00:36:34Why should I hit you?
00:36:36If you want to feel,
00:36:38then it's not a big deal.
00:36:40What did you do?
00:36:42I will break your bones.
00:36:44I will break your bones.
00:36:46If you hit me,
00:36:48then I will hit you.
00:36:50I will break your bones.
00:36:56Inder.
00:36:58What happened?
00:37:00You are a sinner.
00:37:02You hit a person.
00:37:04I didn't hit him.
00:37:06He is apologizing to me.
00:37:08He is apologizing to the police.
00:37:10You have to apologize to the police.
00:37:12You are angry.
00:37:14You hit a person.
00:37:16You hit a planter.
00:37:18You hit my head.
00:37:20What happened?
00:37:22I am dead.
00:37:24You hit a person.
00:37:26How did you get hurt?
00:37:28Why are you looking at me?
00:37:30I am dead.
00:37:32You hit a planter.
00:37:34You hit my dad.
00:37:38How are you, Inder?
00:37:40Are you fine?
00:37:42When did we come to China?
00:37:44We are not in China.
00:37:46We are in UK.
00:37:48What are you doing here?
00:37:50We are at Mr. Bajwa's house.
00:37:52Call Mr. Bajwa.
00:37:54This is Mr. Bajwa.
00:37:56We are at his house.
00:37:58Mr. Bajwa gave you money.
00:38:00You lost 5 pounds.
00:38:02He hit you with a planter.
00:38:04What are you saying?
00:38:06I am not saying anything.
00:38:08He lost his memory.
00:38:10You lost your memory.
00:38:12What is memory?
00:38:14It's a different thing.
00:38:16You don't know what memory is.
00:38:18It's a short term memory loss.
00:38:20No.
00:38:22It will take 3-4 days.
00:38:24He is lazy.
00:38:26I will call the ambulance.
00:38:28Who is she?
00:38:30She looks like your sister.
00:38:32She looks like you.
00:38:34Take him to the hospital.
00:38:36I am not taking him to the hospital.
00:38:38I am going out.
00:38:40We will talk outside.
00:38:42I am going inside.
00:38:44No.
00:38:46We will talk at home.
00:38:48He lost his memory.
00:38:50Shift him in the room.
00:39:00I heard you lost your memory.
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:04You lost your memory.
00:39:10You remember me.
00:39:12You don't remember me.
00:39:14Stop your drama.
00:39:16Why did you do all this?
00:39:18What if he hit you with a planter?
00:39:20Your life is precious.
00:39:22Life is not precious.
00:39:24But you are more precious than my life.
00:39:26You will get trapped.
00:39:28There are more chances of getting trapped.
00:39:30I also have more chances of getting trapped.
00:39:32I am talking about you.
00:39:34Take care.
00:39:36I will take care of everything.
00:39:58I am sorry.
00:40:00I am Kashmir.
00:40:02I am Jai.
00:40:04You are Jai.
00:40:06My name is Jai.
00:40:08You are great.
00:40:10You have a name like Jai.
00:40:12My name is big.
00:40:14I am from the society.
00:40:16I am Kashmir Singh.
00:40:18Oh my God.
00:40:20People like such big names.
00:40:22Why don't you get cash from Kashmir?
00:40:26I only send deposit.
00:40:28I don't get cash.
00:40:30You are asking me to get cash.
00:40:32Excuse me.
00:40:34I mean.
00:40:36What is your qualification?
00:40:38I am a medical student.
00:40:40What a coincidence.
00:40:42I also topped in medical.
00:40:44Wow. Very nice.
00:40:46I got a degree in medical.
00:40:48Then I opened my marriage bureau in Reading.
00:40:50What?
00:40:52Medical degree and marriage bureau.
00:40:54What is this combination?
00:40:56This is a very advanced study.
00:40:58You don't have to do heart surgery.
00:41:00You have to connect heart with heart.
00:41:02Biology starts automatically.
00:41:04You are very funny Kashmir.
00:41:06Yes.
00:41:08Can I ask you a sweet question?
00:41:10Yes.
00:41:12I don't have a boy for you.
00:41:14Do you have a boy for me?
00:41:16Boy for me?
00:41:18I will have a boy.
00:41:20That's nice.
00:41:22Where did you find a boy?
00:41:24My first condition is that
00:41:26he should have done medical.
00:41:28I don't want a husband of the same profession.
00:41:30What is your first condition?
00:41:32I will pass you.
00:41:34What is your second condition?
00:41:36I can't speak now Kashmir.
00:41:38If my dad sees this,
00:41:40he will start speaking.
00:41:42I am leaving now.
00:41:44It was nice meeting you.
00:41:46She is from Kashmir.
00:41:48She must have done medical.
00:41:50Inder.
00:41:52Congratulations.
00:41:54What happened?
00:41:56I am in love.
00:41:58Then do one thing.
00:42:00Take a shot of paracetamol
00:42:02and sit with me.
00:42:04I am in love.
00:42:06You are in love every week.
00:42:08But till you tell your true love to your true love,
00:42:10your true love will fall in love with someone else.
00:42:12I am in love.
00:42:14But a client comes in between.
00:42:16I can't refuse him.
00:42:18But now I am thinking
00:42:20that I should get married to someone else.
00:42:22I want to have my own child.
00:42:24Let it be.
00:42:26We are going to be relatives.
00:42:28Hug each other.
00:42:30Tell me.
00:42:32I am in love with your sister-in-law.
00:42:34Didn't you tell this to my sister-in-law?
00:42:36No.
00:42:38If my sister-in-law finds out about this,
00:42:40I will be dead.
00:42:44Jimmy.
00:42:46You have ruined my life.
00:42:48When will I get my memory back?
00:42:50And when will I get rid of you?
00:42:54Daddy.
00:42:56Why are you sitting on my lap?
00:42:58I am sitting on your lap.
00:43:00How can I sit on your lap?
00:43:02You are my daddy.
00:43:04I am not Bill Gates.
00:43:06Don't hide from me.
00:43:08I have found a way to get my memory back.
00:43:10For God's sake, if you find a way,
00:43:12tell me.
00:43:14You will forget to call me daddy.
00:43:16You have four wives.
00:43:18You can call me daddy twice.
00:43:20But you don't call me brother.
00:43:22If someone gets electrocuted,
00:43:24can he get his memory back?
00:43:28He will get electrocuted.
00:43:30And when he gets electrocuted,
00:43:32he won't know.
00:43:34I have a way to do that.
00:43:44Daddy.
00:43:46What do you think?
00:43:48Will he open the microwave first?
00:43:50Or something else?
00:43:52He will open it.
00:43:54He is going to open the microwave.
00:43:56But don't open your mouth.
00:44:02It's on.
00:44:04Whose plug is it?
00:44:06Can't you tell me before?
00:44:08You told me not to tell you.
00:44:10I didn't tell you not to tell me.
00:44:12It's on.
00:44:18He is here.
00:44:20I will get you out of here.
00:44:22I will get you out of here.
00:44:24Oh God.
00:44:28You are here.
00:44:30I will get you out of here.
00:44:36Stop it.
00:44:38Stop it.
00:44:40I am suffocating.
00:44:42If I had to save your life,
00:44:44I would have done that too.
00:44:46Are you mad?
00:44:48You can get a heart attack anywhere.
00:44:50I won't listen to you.
00:44:52I will get you out of here.
00:44:54I will get you out of here.
00:44:56It's raining.
00:44:58I will get you out of here.
00:45:00I will get you out of here.
00:45:08You are stuck.
00:45:10Who should I save now?
00:45:12Stop it.
00:45:18I am saved.
00:45:20I would have been saved in the electricity box.
00:45:24But your knee had attacked me.
00:45:26Sorry.
00:45:28Your leg is injured.
00:45:30Injured?
00:45:32It's just a leg injury.
00:45:34It's not a big deal.
00:45:42Jimmy.
00:45:44I think he has regained his memory.
00:45:46Let's go and check.
00:45:48Inder.
00:45:50Did you get an electric shock?
00:45:52Yes.
00:45:54Did you get an electric shock?
00:45:56Yes.
00:45:58Did you get an electric shock?
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:02But I don't remember anything.
00:46:04I will get you out of here.
00:46:06Let's go.
00:46:08You don't remember anything?
00:46:10Impressive, Dad.
00:46:12People have seen us.
00:46:14They have seen us before.
00:46:20What happened?
00:46:22What happened?
00:46:24Did you get a swelling?
00:46:26I am surprised.
00:46:28I tried to help you.
00:46:30But you got hurt.
00:46:32I tried to help you.
00:46:34But you got hurt.
00:46:36You should have asked me.
00:46:38I would have helped you.
00:46:40I should have asked you.
00:46:42I should have helped you.
00:46:44You got hurt after I got an electric shock.
00:46:46I was just trying to help you.
00:46:48I was just trying to help you.
00:46:50Do you think this is an icing?
00:46:52Do you think this is an icing?
00:46:58I think this is a quarantine fad.
00:47:02Oh god.
00:47:04Oh god.
00:47:06I am so surprised.
00:47:08In these countries, you don't need electricity.
00:47:10How did you get an electric shock.
00:47:12Do you think in these countries you need electricity?
00:47:14It is electrical.
00:47:16It is electrical.
00:47:18Oh, thank you.
00:47:21Gujji Sat is good for you.
00:47:23Gujji Sat?
00:47:24Yes.
00:47:25Majnu's people would have thrown stones at him.
00:47:27If they had hit him with two lightning bolts, Majnu would have died.
00:47:30But Jatt doesn't die.
00:47:32You'll get the feeling.
00:47:34By the way, how long will your memory drama go on?
00:47:38As long as you don't remember me, I won't remember anything.
00:47:48Dadi, dadi.
00:47:49You are dadi Punji Doli?
00:47:51You are the one who is collecting the stories.
00:47:53Dadi, dadi.
00:47:54Tell me.
00:47:55There's another formula to get your memory back.
00:47:58Let the formula be.
00:48:00You find another one, dadi.
00:48:02Listen to me.
00:48:03If you inject the dog's lullabies into it,
00:48:05the memory can be restored, dad.
00:48:08The dog's moustache is red, but it's not red.
00:48:10You are correct.
00:48:11You are not correct, but you are right.
00:48:13Straight.
00:48:15You are right.
00:48:16You are not right, but you are right.
00:48:17You are right, but you are wrong.
00:48:19Let's say for a minute that I am right.
00:48:21Is it easy to get the dog's lullabies?
00:48:23It's easy to get the lullabies, but it's not easy to get the dog.
00:48:27You are right.
00:48:29If a man gets married to a dog,
00:48:31what happens in one life?
00:48:33He gets seven lives.
00:48:34And the dog will grow up directly.
00:48:36The result will be instant.
00:48:45The dog has a bone in his hand.
00:48:47Today, he won't be able to escape.
00:48:50Where is he?
00:48:51He is bathing.
00:48:52His bones are black.
00:48:53Even the fish fight with him.
00:49:15Daddy, dog is ready.
00:49:18Leave the dog.
00:49:19I will leave this dog,
00:49:20but I won't leave that dog today.
00:49:22I will sell the dog to you.
00:49:24I will sell it to you.
00:49:25Kill him.
00:49:45Inder!
00:49:47Inder!
00:49:49Don't be afraid.
00:49:50Don't be afraid.
00:49:51You are a lion.
00:49:52You don't care about the dog.
00:49:55I don't need you.
00:49:56I don't need you.
00:49:57I don't need you.
00:50:01I saved Kashmir.
00:50:07I saved Kashmir.
00:50:09I saved Kashmir.
00:50:12I saved Kashmir.
00:50:14Leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave
00:50:44him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him,
00:51:14leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him
00:51:44leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him
00:52:14leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him
00:52:44you are back again, you son of a bitch
00:52:46uncle, i wanted to talk to you about something important
00:52:48this can be done with god, i mean, it can be done with god
00:52:51i don't want to sit with god and talk, you come here with a proposal
00:52:54wow, i agree uncle, i agree with your experience
00:52:57i have the experience, but i don't think you have the full experience
00:53:01what nonsense are you talking
00:53:03uncle, i came to ask for Billo's hand
00:53:07you, i sent Billo's spare part
00:53:10i knew that one day you will come to your senses
00:53:12you came to ask for Billo's hand,
00:53:14hand is just an excuse, you came to ask for Billo's entire body
00:53:16yes, you can say that uncle
00:53:17what do you think of me?
00:53:19you want me to marry you?
00:53:21what's wrong in that?
00:53:22uncle, trust me, Billo will be very happy with me
00:53:24you are fooling Billo, what will you do to him?
00:53:26you will get him married and get rid of him
00:53:28no, no, he is happy in this house as well
00:53:29but how many days will you keep him at home?
00:53:31some day, some day, someone will take him away
00:53:32i don't care, i am sitting here
00:53:35how long will you sit here?
00:53:36look at your age, break Billo with your own hands
00:53:38what do you know about people?
00:53:40i don't know about me, but i know about you
00:53:42how dare you talk about Billo's marriage?
00:53:46Billo likes me a lot, you should be happy about that
00:53:49happy?
00:53:50it's a matter of happiness for me
00:53:51why don't you understand that Billo can't get married in my house?
00:53:56come on, let's get engaged first
00:53:58we will get you married after you leave the village
00:53:59why don't you understand that Billo can't get married in my house?
00:54:03why? did the government ban Billo's marriage?
00:54:05or is there something missing?
00:54:07he is your brother-in-law, he is ashamed of you
00:54:09and you are ashamed of him
00:54:10that time you lost your memory
00:54:12today you will lose your life, and that too in front of your life
00:54:14Billo
00:54:15why did you touch the whole corset?
00:54:17what is this?
00:54:18don't you know how to talk?
00:54:20you were saying that there is nothing wrong
00:54:22this is the way of marriage
00:54:23shut up
00:54:25why are you touching the boy's hand?
00:54:26don't you know how to talk?
00:54:27oh, oh, this is my friend's problem
00:54:30Lali is stuck in my eyes
00:54:32this is how it is in love
00:54:33you don't know how to doubt
00:54:35you don't know how to doubt
00:54:37you come to my house and ask me to get Billo married
00:54:40because he likes me a lot
00:54:42this time I don't like you, I like your work
00:54:45what work?
00:54:46the same work that is happening in this house
00:54:48be ashamed, I am talking about the work of the house
00:54:51I am not talking about the work of the house
00:54:53I will get you married in my house, if you don't have any objection
00:54:55how can she have any objection?
00:54:56I am the one who has an objection
00:54:57first let us get divorced
00:54:59and then you can do whatever you want
00:55:01but why do you want to get divorced in our marriage?
00:55:03let us get married anyway
00:55:04I don't want to get divorced
00:55:05I don't want to get married in your marriage
00:55:07you can do whatever you want
00:55:09but why should I have fun with aunty?
00:55:10you can call her aunty from one side
00:55:12what can you call her from the other side?
00:55:14I am talking about Billo uncle
00:55:15oh, you liar
00:55:17uncle, I am talking about your daughter Billo
00:55:19whom I love a lot
00:55:21oh, Bilkis?
00:55:22no, Billo
00:55:23oh, then I am calling Bilkis Billo
00:55:25say whatever you want
00:55:26but I love her a lot
00:55:28son, you didn't change your words
00:55:31that means you were not after her
00:55:33shame on you uncle
00:55:34you think so badly
00:55:35whenever I have seen her
00:55:37I have seen her with my own eyes
00:55:39I didn't think about Bilkis
00:55:41son, I am sorry
00:55:42forgive me, ask me
00:55:44she will ask
00:55:45but first clear one thing
00:55:46from whom did I ask for Billo's hand?
00:55:47from Farzana madam
00:55:49madam?
00:55:50but father doesn't ask for girl's hand
00:55:52anyways
00:55:53madam
00:55:54please lock the door
00:55:56not me
00:55:57Bilkis's mother
00:55:58Farzana madam
00:56:00Bilkis is my friend's daughter
00:56:02that's it
00:56:03she lives with us
00:56:04oh, uncle
00:56:05student has come from Punjab
00:56:07she has come from Punjab
00:56:08but from Pakistan's Punjab
00:56:10she is from Lahore
00:56:16listen to me
00:56:17boys, open your ears
00:56:18I will beat you 100 times
00:56:20if I see you again
00:56:22but if you come to Pakistan
00:56:24I will beat you
00:56:33listen
00:56:34you should have gone today
00:56:36why?
00:56:37why?
00:56:38because you would have forgotten
00:56:39that you are in love with Billo
00:56:40uncle, you don't have Billo's mail
00:56:41forget it
00:56:43I can't forget Billo
00:56:44you have to forget
00:56:45or don't call your family
00:56:47your wife
00:56:48doesn't allow you
00:56:49to take Pakistani loan
00:56:50in Gobi Fikhi Khalu
00:56:51but you
00:56:52send Pakistani girl
00:56:53to your in-laws
00:56:54wow
00:56:55why?
00:56:56it was written in her name
00:56:57that she is from Lahore
00:56:58uncle, you are meeting her
00:56:59for so many days
00:57:00you don't even know
00:57:01the real name of the girl
00:57:02what will Billo do?
00:57:04Kashmir
00:57:05what should I do now?
00:57:07my heart is beating fast
00:57:08you are still a kid
00:57:10when you were born
00:57:11your heart didn't beat fast
00:57:12your heart should have
00:57:13started beating fast
00:57:14let's talk
00:57:15to uncle Bajwa
00:57:16she is the girl
00:57:17from Bajwa
00:57:18she will send the girl
00:57:19to my in-laws
00:57:20don't listen to him
00:57:21Billo's real mother
00:57:22and her relatives
00:57:23will also meet
00:57:24to your in-laws
00:57:25then I will talk
00:57:26to Billo's in-laws
00:57:27because no one
00:57:28talks to my in-laws
00:57:29there is no use
00:57:30of talking to my in-laws
00:57:31your in-laws
00:57:32are rich
00:57:33so what?
00:57:34they are rich
00:57:35Billo's family
00:57:36won't hide anything
00:57:37they are Pakistanis
00:57:38you are also
00:57:39into your in-laws
00:57:40if my in-laws
00:57:41talk to my in-laws
00:57:42then
00:57:43before talking to me
00:57:44you should have
00:57:45talked to uncle
00:57:46we will talk to him
00:57:47together
00:57:48otherwise
00:57:49he will beat me
00:57:50like a dog
00:57:51then I will also go
00:57:52to your in-laws
00:57:53if I can live
00:57:54without you
00:57:55this is the same
00:57:56thing for me
00:57:57but you don't
00:57:58have a father
00:57:59but uncle
00:58:00will not meet
00:58:01your in-laws
00:58:02as my father
00:58:03he doesn't need a father
00:58:04he is his own father
00:58:05if your uncle
00:58:06doesn't tell me
00:58:07how will I know
00:58:08that he is not your father
00:58:09and I also have
00:58:10Jundu in my house
00:58:11he won't know
00:58:12let's go then
00:58:13but listen
00:58:14you have to talk
00:58:15to Jha
00:58:16you go
00:58:17I don't know
00:58:18if he will listen
00:58:19or not
00:58:20you only listen
00:58:21we were
00:58:22waiting for you
00:58:23to come
00:58:24to Lahore
00:58:25now you will see
00:58:26now you will see
00:58:27Brother
00:58:28no
00:58:30I learned
00:58:31people make
00:58:32a donkey fat
00:58:34even a lady fat
00:58:36if you were
00:58:37in my place
00:58:38what would you do
00:58:39uncle
00:58:40if I was in
00:58:41your place
00:58:42I would wear
00:58:43a hat
00:58:44and sit like a harmed
00:58:45person
00:58:47rather by
00:58:48pinching my
00:58:49nipples
00:58:50I was
00:58:51trying
00:58:52to darling
00:58:53you did
00:58:54to love
00:58:55if you loved
00:58:56I don't believe you're a fake father.
00:58:58I told you to do what you wanted to do.
00:59:00Till now, I've only said two things.
00:59:02I've started saying the third thing too.
00:59:04Uncle, please listen to me.
00:59:10Uncle, if my father was alive today,
00:59:13I wouldn't have said this to him.
00:59:15Thank God.
00:59:19Uncle, you've fulfilled all my wishes since childhood.
00:59:23You're my father for me.
00:59:25You're my father. You're my mother.
00:59:27Well done.
00:59:28I told you to be a fake father.
00:59:30But you changed my gender.
00:59:31Sorry.
00:59:32Look, son.
00:59:33I mean, Bilqis.
00:59:35I don't care what you do.
00:59:37I don't care what you do.
00:59:39Okay, I'll try.
00:59:41But if your mother and uncle are right about something,
00:59:44I'll support them.
00:59:46I can't go against your will.
00:59:48Uncle, if you wanted to go against your will,
00:59:50you should've sent Yogi's court.
00:59:52What's this?
00:59:54Uncle.
00:59:55Daddy.
00:59:56Okay, get ready.
01:00:03I can't go against your will.
01:00:05It's just a matter of a few days.
01:00:06You're a Pakistani.
01:00:08Uncle, what nonsense are you talking?
01:00:10Why should we hide from your family?
01:00:12We're Pakistanis.
01:00:13And you're lying to your family for no reason.
01:00:15No, I'm not lying.
01:00:17I'm just saying that I'm a Pakistani.
01:00:19I'm a Pakistani.
01:00:21I'm a Pakistani.
01:00:23Uncle, tell me the truth.
01:00:25You have to lie a hundred times to tell the truth.
01:00:27No, I'm not lying.
01:00:28I have to lie a hundred times.
01:00:29I've never heard anyone lie to tell the truth.
01:00:32Now, you've heard it?
01:00:33How many times do you want to hear it?
01:00:35I'm going home.
01:00:36I told you, it's not possible.
01:00:38Okay, uncle.
01:00:40I'll try to keep Bilqis with me.
01:00:43But ask Bilqis.
01:00:45Will she stay without me?
01:00:49Mom.
01:00:50Not just Inder.
01:00:52How many friends do you think I am?
01:00:54Uncle Bajwa's daughter.
01:00:56He brought me up like this.
01:01:00It's just a matter of a few days, mom.
01:01:03We won't tell them that we're Pakistanis.
01:01:08Bilqis.
01:01:09How did you even think of this?
01:01:11Are you threatening me?
01:01:13Are you going to check the papers?
01:01:16Look, Bilqis.
01:01:18We're ready to marry a stranger for your happiness.
01:01:21But it's very difficult for us to hide our identity.
01:01:24Uncle.
01:01:25If we don't tell them that we're Pakistanis.
01:01:27Then who are we?
01:01:29The chief of Patiala.
01:01:31Who do I look like a chief to you?
01:01:33I'll get a fake moustache and become Sultana Amta from Sultan.
01:01:36And you'll wear a moustache?
01:01:37I'll wear an Indian coat. Simple.
01:01:39It's not as simple as you think it is.
01:01:41The entire Brahmingam knows me.
01:01:43When people find out that Bajwa has married his daughter.
01:01:46They won't even call us.
01:01:47They'll curse us at the wedding.
01:01:48Why should we get married in Brahmingam?
01:01:50Why not?
01:01:51It was my father's wish.
01:01:53That I get married in his house.
01:01:58Your marriage will happen as per your father's wish.
01:02:01But I can't tolerate your father's insult in this house.
01:02:05If they find out the truth.
01:02:08Will they take you away from this house?
01:02:12Or will your father's reputation be tarnished?
01:02:14Why are you looking at me like that?
01:02:16Answer me.
01:02:17I'll take you away.
01:02:20Now Bilkis's family's reputation.
01:02:23Is my reputation.
01:02:25Okay uncle.
01:02:26Call him to our house.
01:02:40Come. Come.
01:02:41Come here.
01:02:42Hello.
01:02:43Hello.
01:02:44Hello.
01:02:45Hello.
01:02:46Hello.
01:02:47She's the girl's mother.
01:02:49I see.
01:02:50And she's the girl?
01:02:51No, she's my wife.
01:02:53My sister.
01:02:54I see.
01:02:56She's very young.
01:02:57Actually, she's my in-law's second wife.
01:02:59She's the third best girl.
01:03:02Bajwa has adopted her.
01:03:05Brother-in-law, sit.
01:03:06Let him stand.
01:03:07He'll get tired.
01:03:08Why should he get tired?
01:03:09Last year, he was standing alone for 8 months.
01:03:11What's the matter?
01:03:12Is something wrong?
01:03:13No, no.
01:03:14There was a plaster on his leg.
01:03:15By the way, brother-in-law has a lot of stamina.
01:03:18If it wasn't cold in UK,
01:03:19he would've won a swimming competition.
01:03:22He would've jumped into the cold water.
01:03:25Don't make fun of me.
01:03:26Come and sit.
01:03:27Please sit.
01:03:28Come.
01:03:29Come.
01:03:30Come, sister.
01:03:31Sit.
01:03:35I'm scared.
01:03:36Will something go wrong?
01:03:37Don't talk nonsense.
01:03:38Nothing will go wrong.
01:03:40No, son.
01:03:41You're sitting here.
01:03:42Go and sit there.
01:03:43You should talk to your parents.
01:03:45Get up.
01:03:46Why are you sitting with brother-in-law?
01:03:49Get up.
01:03:53Come here.
01:03:56That's better.
01:03:58Now it's fine.
01:03:59She's my elder daughter.
01:04:01She's younger.
01:04:03What's your name?
01:04:06Bilkis.
01:04:07What kiss?
01:04:08Bilkis.
01:04:11Bilkis?
01:04:13I don't think it's a Punjabi name.
01:04:17No, no.
01:04:18It's not a Punjabi name.
01:04:20Bilkis.
01:04:21Bilkis is not a Punjabi name.
01:04:23What's her name?
01:04:24You can change it at home.
01:04:26You can call her Bilkis.
01:04:30Ask him what he wants to ask.
01:04:32What do you want to ask?
01:04:33Which girl do you like?
01:04:37You're making noise.
01:04:38I think your dog has put his face in the water.
01:04:41Our dog doesn't put his face in the water.
01:04:43It makes a face.
01:04:46You drink tea with him.
01:04:47I'll go and see.
01:04:50Daddy, daddy.
01:04:53Daddy, daddy.
01:04:54Daddy, you're still alive.
01:04:56Why are you doing this?
01:04:57How can you hit an old man?
01:05:00I was hitting him.
01:05:01When Bilkis came home,
01:05:03I started hitting him.
01:05:05You think I'm a kid.
01:05:07You're not a kid.
01:05:08I told you to bring him for breakfast.
01:05:10I didn't listen to you.
01:05:11I told you to go for breakfast.
01:05:12Our son doesn't eat breakfast.
01:05:14Get up, son.
01:05:15Get up.
01:05:16I won't get up, dad.
01:05:17I won't get up.
01:05:18Until I marry Bilkis,
01:05:20I won't get up.
01:05:21I'll teach you a lesson.
01:05:23If you get up and stand on your feet,
01:05:25I'll marry you.
01:05:30He got up.
01:05:31He stood on his feet.
01:05:32I was talking about responsibility.
01:05:34Bilkis is also your responsibility.
01:05:36Why don't you marry her?
01:05:37Son, I'll marry her.
01:05:39Then what is he doing at home?
01:05:41He's at home.
01:05:42He can't refuse.
01:05:43You can refuse marriage, dad.
01:05:44I'll do it.
01:05:45But now,
01:05:46you won't marry Pandey.
01:05:47If you marry Pandey again,
01:05:49then I'll marry you.
01:05:51Okay?
01:05:52Okay.
01:05:53Daddy, daddy.
01:05:55Sit, son.
01:05:58I'm not a dog.
01:06:00I'm a lizard.
01:06:04I like the family, Bajwa.
01:06:06Bajwa?
01:06:07You call him Bajwa?
01:06:10My full name is Bajwa Bajwa Jadkhandale.
01:06:15My name is a little long now.
01:06:17So, don't call me that.
01:06:18Bajwa Bajwa.
01:06:19Uncle,
01:06:20we didn't use to call people by their names.
01:06:22Then why do you still call them by their names?
01:06:24Even now,
01:06:25my Nunu, my Jona,
01:06:26my Mithu, my Bugga,
01:06:27my baby,
01:06:28we call them by their names.
01:06:30Now,
01:06:31you're talking about second marriage.
01:06:33I mean,
01:06:34you want to get married.
01:06:35Look, brother.
01:06:36There's no time to get married now.
01:06:38Let's find a girl as soon as possible.
01:06:40That's what we want.
01:06:41Let's get married soon.
01:06:42If you don't mind,
01:06:43we want to get Bilkis married in our farmhouse.
01:06:46That was my husband's last wish.
01:06:48Last wish?
01:06:49Yes.
01:06:50Last means,
01:06:51I don't have any last wish either.
01:06:53My last and first wish is
01:06:55that Bilkis gets married in the farmhouse.
01:06:57Just think,
01:06:58when both the families of the farmhouse will be together,
01:07:00it will be so much fun in the marriage.
01:07:02Nowadays, where do you get Punjabi marriages in the UK?
01:07:04Exactly.
01:07:05Really,
01:07:06you remind me of the old marriages.
01:07:08If this arrangement is made,
01:07:10why should we have any problem?
01:07:11Then let's get married next week.
01:07:13That's great.
01:07:14That's great.
01:07:15So,
01:07:16we will be together in your farmhouse.
01:07:18First, we will get engaged.
01:07:19Then we will get married.
01:07:20Wow.
01:07:21That's great.
01:07:41You
01:08:11You
01:08:13You
01:08:15You
01:08:17You
01:08:19You
01:08:21You
01:08:23You
01:08:25You
01:08:27You
01:08:29You
01:08:31You
01:08:33Are you happy, dear?
01:08:34I am very happy, uncle.
01:08:35I can't tell you how happy I am.
01:08:37Thank you.
01:08:38God bless you.
01:08:39Daddy, daddy.
01:08:41Bilkis is getting married, daddy, daddy.
01:08:43I am not getting her married, son.
01:08:44But why?
01:08:45You said that Bilkis will get married to me.
01:08:47Son, even now I am saying that she will get married to you.
01:08:49Then why did you get her engaged to a servant?
01:08:51If I had got her engaged to you,
01:08:53Bilkis's family would have refused to get her married to you.
01:08:55That's why she is getting engaged to him.
01:08:57She will get married to my son.
01:08:59B to the element.
01:09:01That means,
01:09:02elephant's teeth,
01:09:03eat more, eat more.
01:09:04Yes.
01:09:05Do you understand?
01:09:08Where will I get sleep, daddy?
01:09:10When I will hit you twice,
01:09:11you will get sleep on your ears.
01:09:13Daddy, daddy.
01:09:14Uncle,
01:09:15this is wrong.
01:09:17Why are you giving me false hope?
01:09:19You will get hurt.
01:09:20Why don't you tell me clearly?
01:09:22Dear, make sure that she gets engaged to you.
01:09:24How can I force you?
01:09:26You are my friend's daughter.
01:09:28You are also my enemy's daughter.
01:09:30Still, I don't break my promise to you.
01:09:32Only a few days are left for the wedding.
01:09:34I don't know what to do.
01:09:40Hi, Jais.
01:09:41Hi, Mr. Kashmir.
01:09:43If Jais was in my place,
01:09:45his family would have been complete.
01:09:47Kashmir Jais.
01:09:48Thank God, you came.
01:09:49I was stuck in a problem.
01:09:51And you are a medical topper.
01:09:53You help me.
01:09:54If anesthesia's effect is over during the surgery,
01:09:57what should the surgeon do?
01:10:00What do you mean?
01:10:02The surgeon will tell you what to do.
01:10:04The surgeon will tell you what to do.
01:10:06But the surgeon won't tell me what to do.
01:10:08Please guide me.
01:10:09What should I do?
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:13Let me give you a note.
01:10:14Yes.
01:10:15Surgeon.
01:10:16Surgeon.
01:10:17No matter how big he is,
01:10:20he can't be bigger than you.
01:10:22Where will I write my exam?
01:10:24No, I mean,
01:10:25how can you tell him
01:10:27when he hasn't written his exam?
01:10:29What do you mean?
01:10:30Now you tell me,
01:10:31is there something wrong with God's house?
01:10:33No.
01:10:34And if the patient is fine,
01:10:35then where is the anesthesia?
01:10:37Come on, Dr. Kashmir.
01:10:39Please guide me properly.
01:10:41Don't make fun of me.
01:10:42Okay.
01:10:43In that situation,
01:10:44what you have to do is,
01:10:46you have to go out of the operation theatre.
01:10:48Okay.
01:10:49The patient's family will be sitting there.
01:10:51They will look at you and make fun of you.
01:10:53You just have to look at them and say one thing.
01:10:55Okay.
01:11:00You should be serious sometimes.
01:11:02You are always making fun of me.
01:11:05Serious is like,
01:11:06there are a lot of things in the world.
01:11:08I don't know where to start with this surgery.
01:11:10It's going to be a heart surgery.
01:11:12You should also understand the state of the heart.
01:11:14Kash.
01:11:16Some things are not just to be said,
01:11:18but also to be understood.
01:11:22By the way,
01:11:23our children will be like this.
01:11:25They will be very beautiful.
01:11:34Uncle.
01:11:37You are still awake?
01:11:38Sister, I can't sleep while walking.
01:11:40I just want to sleep.
01:11:41Where is your watch?
01:11:42I don't have it.
01:11:44I mean,
01:11:46I don't have it.
01:11:47I think it's in my room.
01:11:49Which room is yours?
01:11:50Sister, it's right here.
01:11:52Go and sleep.
01:11:54Listen.
01:11:56I didn't see you at the engagement.
01:11:59Sister, he had some important work.
01:12:01That's why he couldn't come.
01:12:02If he has gone to work,
01:12:03then you have nothing to do.
01:12:04It's open.
01:12:05Go and sleep.
01:12:09You also go and sleep, boy.
01:12:10We have been married for a long time.
01:12:11How many more times do we have to get married?
01:12:16Sister.
01:12:17I think he doesn't want to sleep with his wife.
01:12:19Sister.
01:12:20I don't want to sleep with my wife.
01:12:22What will we do?
01:12:23Let's take the girl home.
01:12:24Brother, even when buying shoes,
01:12:25a man runs an aunt's shop.
01:12:27We want to take the girl.
01:12:28The girls are not on the showroom.
01:12:29They also have hangers.
01:12:30They break it twice,
01:12:31check the price tag,
01:12:32and hang it there.
01:12:33That's it.
01:12:34We got the girl.
01:12:35Don't take her alone, Sardar.
01:12:36The family should also be good.
01:12:37After all,
01:12:38we have to sit with them all our lives.
01:12:39Right, sister?
01:12:40You left your husband upstairs.
01:12:41Have you ever called him?
01:12:42Why do you want to sit with my husband?
01:12:44But, son,
01:12:45you should know what you are saying.
01:12:46You should know what you are saying.
01:12:47But, son,
01:12:48you should know what you are saying.
01:12:49You should know what you are saying.
01:12:50Why don't you both wear it together?
01:12:51Since when they don't wear it together?
01:12:52I don't know
01:12:53if Bilquis Bajwa is his wife or not.
01:12:55I asked for his DNA report in the middle of the day.
01:12:58What else can I say?
01:13:06What happened?
01:13:07Our girl isn't sleeping with us.
01:13:08Why don't you go and sleep with someone else?
01:13:10He's not going to sleep with you.
01:13:14Our wedding will be in a hundred days.
01:13:16But the way you are going away after seeing the good news
01:13:20Doesn't it seem like a personal matter?
01:13:21Doesn't it seem like a wedding matter?
01:13:22I am just making my own assumptions
01:13:24Or else I won't be able to sleep the whole night
01:13:26Come
01:13:34Mr. Bajos
01:13:37Where have you been?
01:13:38Where do you think you're going?
01:13:39You've been flying from one room to another
01:13:40I was flying from here 5 minutes ago
01:13:42Are you crazy?
01:13:43Mom, I just came to see if everything is ready
01:13:45Is everyone sleeping in this room?
01:13:46I checked all the other rooms
01:13:47Only this room was left
01:13:48This is the only special room
01:13:50Mom, I am busy serving the guests
01:13:52I don't want to pull someone's blanket
01:13:53Or make them sleep on the floor
01:13:53Or curse them
01:13:54I don't want to ask so many questions
01:13:55What else should I ask the boys?
01:13:56The boys were just asking questions
01:13:59Why did you come? Where did you come from?
01:14:00Where are you going? Why are you going?
01:14:01Can't a person come to his house at will?
01:14:03I keep coming
01:14:05How many more times do I have to come?
01:14:06By the way, where are you going?
01:14:08Wherever I want to go, they don't let me go
01:14:10Wherever I don't want to go, they send me to you
01:14:12Yes, most of the time they don't let you go
01:14:13Why don't you give them a lullaby
01:14:15And let them sleep peacefully?
01:14:16In this room, do you have any pills
01:14:18That they can take and sleep peacefully?
01:14:19I have been watching you for a long time
01:14:21Why are you roaming around?
01:14:22Go and sleep with your wife
01:14:24Who is the wife?
01:14:25You have stolen her
01:14:26I don't want to sleep with her
01:14:28Good night
01:14:29Good night
01:14:32Good night
01:14:37I made a mistake yesterday
01:14:38Just yesterday?
01:14:39You make mistakes every moment
01:14:41You are not a bottle of mistakes
01:14:43You are a robot
01:14:44By the way, what happened now?
01:14:45What will happen to me?
01:14:46Whatever will happen, will happen to you
01:14:47Why?
01:14:48I lost 376 rupees
01:14:49And I went to meet my wife
01:14:51But in the eyes of the seed, she is your sister-in-law
01:14:53But you too
01:14:54After seeing her a little
01:14:56She agreed
01:14:57I think if I had told her last night
01:14:59That Bilqis is Pakistani
01:15:01She would have said yes
01:15:03Hey, don't try to act smart
01:15:05I know your grandmother
01:15:06She is stubborn
01:15:07If you try to act smart
01:15:08There will be riots all night
01:15:10Inder
01:15:11Hello uncle
01:15:12Hello
01:15:13Uncle
01:15:14The rest of the days will pass easily
01:15:16But today is Friday
01:15:17Friday is easier to pass
01:15:18But Friday is difficult
01:15:20In the UK, Friday is eaten by the salary
01:15:22In the hands of the people
01:15:23We are not talking about that
01:15:24The whole family is sitting to pray on Friday
01:15:26Oh
01:15:28But everyone is busy shopping
01:15:30Why do you want to pray?
01:15:32Nothing
01:15:33Come uncle
01:15:34Let's pray
01:15:35Let's go
01:15:42Why did you come back?
01:15:43Biji, why did you come back?
01:15:44I forgot your mother's necklace
01:15:46I had to give it to my daughter-in-law
01:15:47I had to give it to Sanyara
01:15:48Then you could have called me
01:15:49I would have brought it
01:15:50How would you have brought it?
01:15:51I had the key to the bag
01:15:52I was going to check the bag
01:15:53We also found out
01:15:54When Biji checked the bag
01:15:56Never mind
01:15:57Let's go back to Scotland
01:15:59Biji
01:16:00Yes
01:16:01Biji
01:16:02Biji
01:16:03Biji
01:16:04Biji
01:16:05Biji
01:16:06Biji
01:16:07Biji
01:16:08Biji
01:16:09Biji
01:16:11Biji
01:16:12Yes
01:16:13I am dead
01:16:14Biji
01:16:19What was he doing?
01:16:20Ask him
01:16:21He is asking me everything
01:16:22Are you deaf?
01:16:23Why don't you speak?
01:16:24What were you doing outside?
01:16:26We were just...
01:16:27Oh
01:16:28I see
01:16:29Biji was reciting
01:16:31Poor guy
01:16:32Why would he recite?
01:16:34He was praying
01:16:36That's what I was saying
01:16:37Don't lie
01:16:38You didn't know what he was doing
01:16:39Why was he reciting?
01:16:41He is not reciting
01:16:42He is learning to pray
01:16:44Tell him
01:16:45He is a Pakistani for the first time
01:16:47He is going to prepare a few songs
01:16:54What are you going to do?
01:16:55My mom says
01:16:56She doesn't want me to marry a Pakistani girl
01:16:58But I am going to marry Jais
01:17:00That's why I am lying to my mom
01:17:02That Jais is Pakistani
01:17:03Oh
01:17:04That's why you were teaching Bajwa's relatives
01:17:06How to pray
01:17:09Yes
01:17:10Kashmir
01:17:11I told you
01:17:12If Birji is responsible for this
01:17:14Birji will be a cadet officer
01:17:16In the Italian Special Forces
01:17:18Oh man
01:17:19Isn't it a good idea?
01:17:20Let it be
01:17:23Mr. Khan
01:17:24Is the prayer done?
01:17:25Oh
01:17:26Mom
01:17:27Why are you so angry?
01:17:28Tell me
01:17:29Aren't you ashamed?
01:17:30He is fighting with me
01:17:32He has changed the religion
01:17:33Biji
01:17:34I was just changing the pant
01:17:35How can I change the religion?
01:17:36There is no point in being dramatic
01:17:38I have told everything to Biji
01:17:40I love your daughter
01:17:42I am going to marry her
01:17:43How can you be a Pakistani in front of my mom?
01:17:45How can you marry your daughter?
01:17:47It's a matter of shame
01:17:48To get them married
01:17:50You have to be a Pakistani
01:17:52What's wrong with Biji?
01:17:53A Jatt wants to marry a Punjabi girl
01:17:55Is it wrong?
01:17:56It's not wrong
01:17:57Punjabi girls are Jatt
01:17:59Kashmir
01:18:00I told you
01:18:01If Birji is responsible for this
01:18:03Special Intelligence
01:18:05Yes
01:18:07When will the Indian Punjabi girl get married?
01:18:09She must be young
01:18:11I didn't think about this
01:18:13I am a fool
01:18:14You are doing a great job
01:18:16Greetings to everyone
01:18:18Greetings
01:18:19Who is the girl's father?
01:18:21I have told him
01:18:22He is the girl's father
01:18:24Greetings
01:18:25He is a true Pakistani
01:18:27Greetings
01:18:28Greetings
01:18:31Kashmir
01:18:32You said the girl is Indian
01:18:35No, no
01:18:36She is for me
01:18:37A Pakistani girl will marry Kashmir
01:18:40When?
01:18:41When what?
01:18:42In the evening
01:18:43How can I refuse her?
01:18:45Don't you understand?
01:18:48I am repeating
01:18:49What is your bill?
01:18:50She is a Pakistani
01:18:51But her Indian family
01:19:05Kashmir
01:19:06Kashmir
01:19:07Kashmir
01:19:08Kashmir
01:19:09Kashmir
01:19:10Kashmir
01:19:11Kashmir
01:19:12Kashmir
01:19:13Kashmir
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01:20:03Mon khule kharche, khate de kharche
01:20:07Mon khule kharche, khate de kharche
01:20:10Khate wari badi akbar boldi
01:20:13Munda munde utte rakhta yeh chupni
01:20:16Gabru da kude kirdar bolda
01:20:19Munda munde utte rakhta yeh chupni
01:20:22Gabru da kude kirdar bolda
01:20:33Yaar kare honda sahara lapda
01:20:36Jindaki ch kade mai laaye tu ke nahi
01:20:39Jisane vich sade naal padhe aaye tu
01:20:42Khun kehnde kaka menu jaan da nahi
01:20:45Ja kaka tu sate haan da nahi
01:20:48Tera koi sade naal waasta nahi
01:20:51Munda munde utte rakhta yeh chupni
01:20:54Gabru da kude kirdar bolda
01:20:57Munda munde utte rakhta yeh chupni
01:21:00Gabru da kude kirdar bolda
01:21:05Yeh bade dil de karibi ne ditti akal
01:21:07Chitti kar leh syane saanu same diyan marane
01:21:09Baaki baba rakhe sokh kal deepne torne
01:21:12Dukh khale bada kuch karne jindagi ch yaarane
01:21:15Bada kuch karne jindagi ch yaarane
01:21:30O dyaar kida theek feel kaada hain tu
01:21:33Asi wait kaala haine kida yoga kaala
01:21:35Parpeet kaara
01:21:36Leh kaada hain hon kida sonli gaal
01:21:38Kida kehdi bilki siyao Pakistani hain
01:21:41Par indar di family mure kida Indian hain
01:21:43Tu aade mure Pakistani hain
01:21:44Kyonki Jai ji sister hain
01:21:45Jai tu aade mure kida Pakistani hain
01:21:47Par indar di family mure kida Indian hain
01:21:50O khasma nu khaane hain Jai ji kaun hain
01:21:53Indian ke Pakistani
01:21:54Jai ji indi na
01:21:55Indi na na
01:21:58Ek mit ek mit
01:21:59Mainu sab la lande
01:22:00Bilkis jidi hain Pakistani hain
01:22:03Jai ji jidi hain Indian hain
01:22:05Bilkis indar di family mure Pakistani hain
01:22:08Kyonki Jai ji bati pahane hain
01:22:09Nahi nahi uncle
01:22:10Mere ghar de mure Bilkis Indian hain
01:22:12Tonde mure Pakistani hain
01:22:18Dad boond liya kida bhejda hain
01:22:19Jaa ke paani de chitte maarla
01:22:21Chitte nahi chittar maarla main tere
01:22:23Ake ho jai liste karona
01:22:24Jale diagram bana ke samine pahana
01:22:26Te dad kida tu concentrate kaala
01:22:29O taya lao annu ki uncle ne mala phir nahi hain
01:22:31Uncle tonde mure Pakistani hain
01:22:33Main tonde mure Indian hain
01:22:34Ae mere mure Indian hain
01:22:35Par ona mure Pakistani hain
01:22:36Par tonde mure aisi Pakistani hain
01:22:37Mare mure Pakistani hain
01:22:38Maan kida mare tonde mure Indian hain
01:22:39Aise mure Pakistani hain
01:22:40Mere mure Pakistani hain
01:22:41Mure kide mure
01:22:43Mere mure Indian Pakistani jade bhi hain
01:22:45Main thok dena
01:22:46Mainu mure tere nafra karati
01:22:48O tu ae das tera vyah Jaij nal ho rahe hai ke nahi
01:22:51Bas phir o chahe abu to abhi to ho bhe
01:22:54Tu ono ikbari vyah kara ke kare le
01:22:59Osala mainu paagal khaane parthi karado
01:23:01O main paagal hogaya jai thode mure
01:23:11Jeet, idhar da saura phir tu rahe phirda hai
01:23:14Bhi ji yeh turda saari raha tha
01:23:16Paunch da kite hain nahi
01:23:17Main paunch din nahi hain isro
01:23:18Waise bhi ji banda turda phirda rahe na yeh sumar ch
01:23:21Ta theek rehna godi nahi judde
01:23:23Mainu lagda yeh aapdi saali na rishta jodna chauda hai
01:23:25Acha?
01:23:26Haan
01:23:27Phir aapa Lanka sandi di karna hai
01:23:29Jaake phadde hai das muhe jeno
01:23:40Billu
01:23:43Bajwa tu duniya da pehla pati hoenga
01:23:46Jeda apdi kaarali nu girlfriend ali feeling derayen
01:23:49Shukar aaj mainu kise ne dekhyan
01:23:51Kise na tha nahi dekhya
01:23:52Par main tha dekh liya na
01:23:55Manniya, manniya ki thanu saara din drama baji karni pehndi hai
01:23:58Par raatnu tha time katke milan aa sakde ho na mainu
01:24:02Tera time tha main 24 kante chakkanu phirda rahe na
01:24:06Par hindar di dadi adhiyan chak chakke mainu saara din vekhdi rehndi hai
01:24:10Waise ek gala Billu
01:24:12Jaddo kise cheez the bandish ladi hai na
01:24:14Saali malla malla sauni lagge lag jaandi hai
01:24:17Par tu tha shukranan pehla tohi muh mathe lagdi hai
01:24:20Aayy!
01:24:24Kundi nahi si lahi
01:24:25Fasiyan, fasiyan, machiyan ko aur kundi hai lauda hunda
01:24:27Mainu ki pata mahar jaal bishahi bete hai
01:24:29Aayy! kuch nahi bheeji
01:24:31Actually na, Billu apne husband nu yaad karke thodi chi udas si
01:24:34Main aayda mood thikare si
01:24:36Mood thikare si ya mood banaare si
01:24:39Galan Nikki nahi karedi hundi
01:24:40Apne sreer mataba karedi hundi hai
01:24:42Nale vadhe aage nahi boli da
01:24:43Achha! Vadhe baame andar badh ke chote nu hath balen
01:24:46Main koi choti choti nahi
01:24:48I am over 18
01:24:49O ta meri twacha toh meri umar toh pata hi nahi chalda
01:24:51O tu chad pare na aurale sapan di mishuri karnu
01:24:53O tere waale gaal thoda kar rahe hai
01:24:54O hath paun di gaal keeti ho ne
01:24:56Par tano hath paaya ki nahi hai
01:24:57Na hor hath kamein paayi da
01:24:59Gaal ch bahan paake chutan da lagge zi
01:25:01O yaar chutanu hai brota ji te main peak bali
01:25:03Hor darwaze band karke apni saali nu tuition bala rahe zi
01:25:05Keda sala ke na darwaze band si
01:25:07Je darwaze band hunda tusi dadi bota tati paad ke nikhle
01:25:09Bata na bol bhe
01:25:11Mainu ta pehle din toh shak si ye smishri te
01:25:14Das nahi ae di pehle nu
01:25:16O di naak thale ki ki ho rahe hai
01:25:18Bhi ji kuch nahi ho rahe hai o di naak thale
01:25:20Manji phehle si nikhle si bas ho phehi hai
01:25:22Tainu bhi aake ho hi phehu gi
01:25:24Jaa jeet blake liye ae di pehle nu
01:25:34Sorry begum
01:25:36Main tere kholo ek galda likho rakhe hai
01:25:38Par aaj phade hi gaya
01:25:40Hasal bich
01:25:42Aachha jee
01:25:44Sirf aachha jee
01:25:46Nahi yeh nahi eddi wadi kurdood kardi
01:25:48Tu ke nahi aachha jee
01:25:50Ya Allah
01:25:52Allah
01:25:54Hey Waheguru
01:25:56Oh God
01:25:58Hey Bhagwan
01:26:00Hey Waheguru main ki sun rahi hain
01:26:02Tusi saare milke zi bande nu saja de ho
01:26:04Rabta ek ho hi hai
01:26:06O bichho saja de ho
01:26:08Pehla tu daang chakke
01:26:11Biji
01:26:13Ek karch bihala mahal hai
01:26:15Jee aaj main na di gitte chankte
01:26:17Tha kallu nachuga kaun
01:26:19Yeh main me nikki ji galnu badawne
01:26:21Thanu yeh nikki ji gal lagdi hai
01:26:23Yeh dohe raakhe karch
01:26:25Nikke nikke nyane garnu phirde hai
01:26:27Nikke nyane garnu hai sali yeh pathiya na
01:26:29Jari yeh menta je thapde nahi hai
01:26:31Sun liya
01:26:33Neh hosh kar
01:26:35Pehen teri tere kar bata nu phirdi hai
01:26:37Biji koi nahi hai kisi da kar bata nahi
01:26:39Yeh hun done khoshne main ki bola
01:26:41Main tha katli jadey katni si
01:26:43Tu tha katli, hun banda apna gahan karayate chalna hai
01:26:45Mere ghar chein two letter thi fati latka ke hi hatan hai
01:26:47Aunty ji, thoda karhala hai
01:26:49Koi dasmeen diya kataba nahi
01:26:51Jadey hain aap pass hoke gahan apni pehne nu deti hain
01:26:53Yaar kyu meri izzat da farka farka kar lagay ho saare
01:26:57Main tha aapdi ti karke chopan biji
01:26:59Main thode aage hath choddi hain
01:27:01Kare rishtedar aaye bathe hain
01:27:03Sukhi sandhi meri ti da vyah hoje
01:27:05Toh yeh snark cho nikli
01:27:07Aapka toh nikalna
01:27:09Mera maan nahi maanda
01:27:11Bhi yeh jeh loka nal sir jodey jaagit
01:27:13Phir hath jod deniya biji
01:27:15Ke nahi chahidi thodi kudi
01:27:17Be putt, menu tho di maa da dukh maarde
01:27:19Pyao ne tha sharm la rakhi hai
01:27:21Jeh kudi da rishta tut gaya
01:27:23Toh ki karu ki bichari
01:27:25Gal tha sahi hai biji
01:27:27Waise har kaar chana ik ji maada tha hunda hiya
01:27:29Hun apne kare bhi tha indar hai gaiya
01:27:31Par inna de tinnu bachche kinne sahi hua
01:27:33Bilkis da paratha nira rabda roop ha
01:27:36Biji, biji, biji, biji
01:27:38Biji, biji, biji
01:27:40Mera daddy cheater hai
01:27:42Toh ke maa jaaye manu nahi chhatna
01:27:44Kiti na jattaani gal
01:27:46Dekh lo biji, pyao di kartoot karke
01:27:48Kime khoon kholaya putt da
01:27:50Par pyao da khoon the paani hogaya na biji
01:27:52Bilkis da vyah kisi hor na karana hai
01:27:54Bilkis meri hai, mai vyah karna biji
01:27:56Pehna nal vyah
01:27:58Yeh tha poora tabbar ghar kya phirda biji
01:28:00Bilkis mera pyaar hai biji
01:28:02Oye pehna paratha pyaar aad hunda
01:28:04Oye pehna paratha sahi hai
01:28:06Pehna da pyaar the mama vargha hunda hai na biji
01:28:08Par mera te bilkis da pyaar bhi hi ranje toh kat nahi
01:28:10Teri ho vade ranje di
01:28:12Yeh saranje di vanjali tha aaj mai bhajaoon biji
01:28:14Teri ho vade ranje di
01:28:16Damaag tha Inder da kharaab hai
01:28:18Udh rahi gal kar
01:28:20Jada yeh tabbar na rishta karona phirda
01:28:22Biji, Bajwa uncle da apni saali naal koi relation nahi hai ga
01:28:24Jitak menu lagda na
01:28:26Aaj ek gaal nami nami shuru hi hon lagi si
01:28:28Oye ek gaal shuru nahi hon lagi si
01:28:30Oye aap shuru hon lagiya si
01:28:33Inder, inna de saare tabbar da aaba uthiya hai
01:28:35Par kudi tha theek hai na
01:28:37Tussi o kamal na phool lalika aapte nahi shuru hi hoi
01:28:39Bhi chikad si kamal na phool loogda hai
01:28:41O keda kamal, yeh tha kamal aada tabbar hai
01:28:43Peho chhad, praa ne apni pehna de aakh rakhi hoi hai
01:28:45Pehne chhmani gal kii hai
01:28:47Saare praa apne pehna de aakh rakh dene
01:28:49Bhi kidro vahiya, kidro chali hai
01:28:51Veho apni pehna nu vyaon nu phirda hai
01:28:53Biji, saare praa apne pehna vyaon nu phirda hunde ne
01:28:55Hor kare bitha ke rakhniya nahi
01:28:57Sachi, chee, chee, chee
01:28:59Aan tha baho guri gal la hai
01:29:01Dekho biji, vyaha tha mere na lakhiya ho hai na
01:29:03Hor do dena nu apne tu kudi vyaha ke nikal de
01:29:05Abaaj kudiya le jo marji karni na appan ki lana hai
01:29:07Kee nahi lana, tee lani hai
01:29:09Saari umar tere jwaaka de naan ke banna usri chitabar ne
01:29:11Mai kardi hai teri sas naal gaal
01:29:15Nani damaag to kamal hai
01:29:17Kamali na ban
01:29:19Banda tha aathon kade aasi, munda rang wali
01:29:21Pata nahi ude damaag chki nahi gandh parta
01:29:23Jada apni sakhi pehna na vyaha karon nu phirda hai
01:29:25Na na biji, evo bhi bichara kii kare
01:29:27Sidhra hai na, bithera samjhau ne hono
01:29:29Par samjhda hi nahi
01:29:31Kise jath de hath nahi na chade hai
01:29:33Laiyon hon swere sham kaante, samjhda kyu na
01:29:35Na na jeet, joda bichara hai sidhra
01:29:37Oda kii kusur hai, hono kii pata duniya kitte bhafdi hai
01:29:39O biji, sidhra sudhra koi nahi meesna hai
01:29:41Keda sidhra hunda?
01:29:43Jada apni pendu bhi hono phirda hove
01:29:45Nahi jee, aheja kuchh nahi hunda
01:29:47Mai aaj jee jimeen mandar thad ke na pandiyan gitte ho de
01:29:49Aheja bhaap na kari
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01:31:15Jodhe!
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01:32:13Appa!
01:32:15We will reach there in an hour.
01:32:17No one will even know.
01:32:19Sure?
01:32:21Then I will be ready in the morning.
01:32:25Promise?
01:32:29Jodhe!
01:32:31Jodhe!
01:32:33Jodhe!
01:32:44Oh!
01:32:46Hey!
01:32:50therapy
01:32:54shower
01:32:56Hey!
01:32:58Hey!
01:33:00Hey!
01:33:02Hey!
01:33:04therapy
01:33:08Bala bala bala bala
01:33:10Wait!
01:33:12Sat Sri Akal Ji
01:33:14Sat Sri Akal Ji
01:33:16Wait!
01:33:18Yes?
01:33:20Nothing
01:33:24Wait!
01:33:26Yes?
01:33:30You are shaving the moustache
01:33:32and he is enjoying
01:33:34Let me tell you
01:33:36Moustache is better
01:33:38You are right
01:33:40Bilkis Bilkis
01:33:42I can't get married to Bilkis
01:33:44I can't get married to Bilkis
01:33:46What?
01:33:48Why?
01:33:50Bilkis can't get married?
01:33:52Let's go
01:33:54Take her
01:33:56You won't go to Bilkis?
01:33:58If you won't go to Bilkis
01:34:00You want to take her with you?
01:34:02You know very well
01:34:04I am not giving importance to her
01:34:06She is giving importance to me
01:34:08You are cheating
01:34:10She has never cheated anyone
01:34:12But you have cheated my dad
01:34:14He got you electric shock
01:34:16He got a dog like you
01:34:18Your husband is a dog
01:34:20What electric shock?
01:34:22I have never had a dog
01:34:24But you had a dog on your shoulder
01:34:26He got a dog like you
01:34:28You are the reason for Jimmy Poole
01:34:30He has gone crazy
01:34:32He is not lying
01:34:34He is telling the truth
01:34:36She is not your mom
01:34:38Yesterday he was calling her sister
01:34:40Today he is calling her mom
01:34:42She is Bilkis mom
01:34:44She is your mom
01:34:46You have given her a lot of options
01:34:48Give her more options
01:34:50Then she will be happy
01:34:52She is my daughter
01:34:54I mean she is my daughter
01:34:56He has made me a fool
01:34:58Why don't you say something?
01:35:00He has brought a dog like you
01:35:02Today mom also passed
01:35:04Oh God
01:35:06Oh God
01:35:08What did my mom do to my sister?
01:35:10She is not your sister
01:35:12Will you say something or should I?
01:35:14I have to say something
01:35:16I am very busy
01:35:18I have to go
01:35:20I am getting late
01:35:22Shut up
01:35:24I won't take you with me
01:35:26How do I know?
01:35:28I am still a kid
01:35:30Cancel your dad now
01:35:32Pravi can take care of you
01:35:34Why are you beating your sister?
01:35:36Don't listen to him
01:35:38He beats me like this
01:35:40I like Bilkis
01:35:42I am your mom
01:35:44Sorry mom
01:35:46I don't have a son-in-law
01:35:48Consider me your granddaughter
01:35:50She is your mom
01:35:52She has a son-in-law
01:35:54She is my mom
01:35:56She is Bilkis mom
01:35:58If she is your mom then who is your dad?
01:36:00He is my dad
01:36:02He is your dad
01:36:04He is your dad
01:36:06She is your mom
01:36:08How is she my mom?
01:36:10She is Bilkis mom
01:36:12She is your sister
01:36:14She is my life
01:36:16I should have slapped you
01:36:18I made a mistake
01:36:20I don't understand
01:36:22What do you want from your mom and sister?
01:36:24Go and sit with her
01:36:26Get out of here
01:36:28You are fooling me
01:36:30She is Pakistani
01:36:32She is Indian or Pakistani
01:36:34What difference does it make?
01:36:36Stop it Gyani
01:36:38Your mother is right
01:36:40She is an Indian girl
01:36:42Is she a defected piece?
01:36:44She is my daughter
01:36:46But she is Indian
01:36:48You should have told Bilkis that she is Pakistani
01:36:50Bilkis is Pakistani
01:36:52But Jaya is Indian
01:36:54Who is Indian?
01:36:56Who is Pakistani?
01:36:58Go and teach her
01:37:00Are you out of your mind?
01:37:02How can you teach her?
01:37:04Jaya and I have never fought
01:37:06Why are you standing here?
01:37:08Who is listening to me?
01:37:10Don't talk to this crazy
01:37:12Don't call me crazy
01:37:14You know that Bilkis is Pakistani
01:37:16If your parents are Pakistani
01:37:18Then your sister will be Chinese
01:37:20She will also be Pakistani
01:37:22My mom is not Pakistani
01:37:24She is Indian
01:37:26My sister is Indian
01:37:28He agreed
01:37:30But Bilkis is not my sister
01:37:32She is not my sister
01:37:34Who is Bilkis?
01:37:36Bilkis is her daughter
01:37:38She is Pakistani
01:37:40Bilkis is Indian
01:37:50I am Pakistani
01:37:52She is Indian
01:37:54Listen to me
01:37:56She is Pakistani
01:38:04Yes, Bilkis is Pakistani
01:38:06I agree
01:38:08One minute
01:38:10No
01:38:12This is Indian blood
01:38:16This is Pakistani blood
01:38:18Can someone tell me
01:38:20What is Pakistani blood?
01:38:22This is Pakistani blood
01:38:24Which is mixed in blood
01:38:26I am talking about the color
01:38:28The color is red
01:38:30Shut up
01:38:32Pakistani blood can never be mixed with our blood
01:38:34Why can't it be mixed?
01:38:36What is wrong with it?
01:38:38There is something wrong with you
01:38:40You don't know anything
01:38:42How did you think of this marriage?
01:38:44Then
01:38:46The arguments started
01:38:48I thought
01:38:50Because he loves his grandson
01:38:52He can't control his grandmother's hatred
01:39:02Jaij
01:39:04Yes
01:39:06How will he accept the marriage?
01:39:08When he likes me
01:39:10Then he will never get married
01:39:12What did you lie?
01:39:14I lied to you
01:39:16I am a medical student
01:39:18I'm a student.
01:39:19What?
01:39:20You're a doctor?
01:39:23Honestly, I can't even read a doctor's handbook.
01:39:29I won't say anything else.
01:39:30You can decide whatever you want.
01:39:32The decision will be made at home.
01:39:34Will you stay at home or us?
01:39:36Right, Biji?
01:39:37Shut up!
01:39:38So many people have paid so much for Inder and Bilqis' marriage.
01:39:44I made the difference with them.
01:39:46Son,
01:39:49forgive me.
01:39:52Marry Inder.
01:40:03Jimmy!
01:40:04Jimmy!
01:40:05Daddy! Daddy!
01:40:07Daddy! Daddy!
01:40:09Daddy! Daddy!
01:40:10Daddy! Daddy!
01:40:11Son, you call me daddy twice in your life.
01:40:16I feel like taking you as my son.
01:40:19I've never seen a girl like you.
01:40:21Now your food will be ready.
01:40:23What will be ready?
01:40:25Don't beat around the bush.
01:40:26Whatever you want to say, say it clearly.
01:40:28Even my mom can cook food.
01:40:31Daddy! Daddy!
01:40:32Son!

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