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00:00Bangladesh made Modi ji as head coach to defeat us, India's martial arts team is roaming around, they didn't get a single scratch in Pakistan
00:08Why does a cricket team get a deep thought when they send them to Pakistan?
00:12After seeing Karachi-Lahore stadiums being demolished, it seems that the bomb was dropped and the enemy took the gun
00:18Bengalis made Modi ji as their head coach to defeat us. If Modi ji is the head coach, then how will he talk to the teams?
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00:55If we understand the situation, then we will send the Indian team to Pakistan.
00:58By the way, Mohsin Naqvi, who did a media talk yesterday, he didn't even answer this question.
01:03He said that we are working on our stadium right now, we have to do this right.
01:07He opened the right polls and said that our stadiums are of the 1980s,
01:12no one is capable of doing an international match.
01:15He didn't open the polls too much.
01:16What is the harm in opening the polls?
01:18Now, the stadiums are not being made new anyway.
01:20May God make it new, because the condition of the stadiums is not good right now.
01:25The Malwa of Karachi Stadium, I was afraid that someone might have bombed it.
01:32The second test was shifted from Karachi to Rawalpindi,
01:35because earlier they were saying that they will do it there.
01:37Even if they had done it without the public, it would have been very bad.
01:40Because the condition of Malwa is not good.
01:43The match was supposed to come live, so what was the Malwa in the camera?
01:46What would the world think?
01:48That these poor people have gone to bomb the stadiums and are still playing.
01:53There is so much passion for cricket.
01:54If a player hits a sixer by mistake, his hair will be lost in Malwa.
01:56All day long, our players were looking for the ball from Malwa.
01:59The worker would say that you won't get the ball anyway,
02:01come with us for a while.
02:03Take 400-500 rupees, come and get some bricks with us.
02:06Leave it.
02:06If a worker gets hit while flying, he is already tired of working, he gets angry.
02:12They would throw stones there.
02:13The way it is in the village, get out of here.
02:16We are working, you are worried about cricket?
02:18Go, get out of here.
02:20Cricketers, can't you see that work is not going on here?
02:23The first thing I saw when I saw the Malwa of Karachi Stadium,
02:26were the jungles in front of it.
02:28I was looking at the prisoners of jail.
02:30May they fall.
02:32I say, fold them and throw them in the middle of the sea.
02:36Don't put this again, please.
02:38These jungles look very bad.
02:39The poor people can't even see the match.
02:41When the stadiums are being built, they should be in a modern style.
02:44On top of that, they look great in 3D models.
02:46That's a very good thing.
02:48The stadiums outside the country are not like this.
02:50This crowd is sitting right next to the boundary.
02:53At a distance, Ben Stokes is standing, Williamson is standing, Maxwell is standing.
02:57The person sees everyone.
02:58When there is a gap in the middle of the over,
03:00the player is giving the crowd a shirt from there.
03:03He is giving them bats.
03:04It's so much fun, the crowd also enjoys it.
03:06The fun is also attached to the match.
03:09The same player left the catch there.
03:11There is a distance of one arm.
03:12The person is standing there and hitting him.
03:13But he didn't hit him.
03:15The person is scratching his hair a little.
03:16What have you done?
03:17This will also go wrong.
03:18He can at least say hello.
03:20I mean, they are so close.
03:21There is always a relation.
03:22It's fun.
03:23Our stadiums should also be like this.
03:25The crowd should be sitting right next to the boundary.
03:27But it's possible that they didn't make it here.
03:29Because they know that our actions are a little strange.
03:32If this happens, we will be more free.
03:34They threw a swastika here.
03:36Someone threw a bubble.
03:37Someone will throw a swastika.
03:39Let's see whose swastika goes away.
03:41Look, I won.
03:43If a player makes a dive by mistake.
03:46There will be a bubble on one side of his face.
03:48There will be a swastika on one side.
03:49And there will be a swastika on the towel.
03:51He will get scared.
03:52Blood.
03:53It's not blood.
03:54It's an offering from us.
03:55Go, you are in trouble.
03:59The current condition of Lahore Stadium.
04:01They have dug such a big pit in the middle of the ground.
04:04Are they scaring our players?
04:06Mohsin Naqvi might have sent this picture to our players.
04:12Do you see this pit?
04:13The final of the champion trophy will be held in this Lahore Stadium.
04:16If you don't win the champion trophy.
04:19I will dig such a pit again.
04:21Do you know why?
04:22There can be another problem.
04:24It doesn't happen in movies.
04:25A poor man who has a dream.
04:29He tells his dream that he has crossed so many jungles, lions and snakes.
04:36There is a small place where he has hidden the treasure.
04:39He can go there and become rich.
04:40Maybe an old man told him in his dream.
04:44I have buried the treasure.
04:45But I have buried it in the middle of the Lahore Stadium.
04:47He might have said, old man.
04:49You don't have to bury it.
04:50You can bury it on any side.
04:51Whenever you create so much suspense.
04:53You bury the treasure in such a place.
04:55You have to put your hand in the mouth of death.
04:57They are looking for the same treasure.
04:59There is a big pit.
05:00They are making a small pit under it.
05:02They are digging it.
05:03They have been digging for 3 months.
05:05Maybe a box will come out after 3 months.
05:07They will open the box and a letter will come out.
05:09It will be written with a golden pen.
05:11How did you like my joke?
05:15Let's talk about the Indian martial arts team that came to Pakistan.
05:19The picture is in front of you.
05:20They came through the Wagah border.
05:21They made a beautiful picture by holding their flag.
05:24Amazing.
05:25Suddenly, the security got better.
05:27When the martial arts team went to get their permission.
05:29To send us.
05:30They were very motivated.
05:31Go, go.
05:32They are our neighbors.
05:33They are our brothers.
05:34They will take good care of you.
05:35If you don't believe, ask them.
05:37Those who have been here before.
05:38They don't even charge for shopping.
05:40They are hospitable.
05:41They will respect you.
05:42Go, well done.
05:43After this, when the cricket team will go.
05:45Sir, give us permission too.
05:46Give us permission too.
05:47Let us also go to Pakistan.
05:48What?
05:49This is a disaster.
05:50What nonsense is this?
05:52You wanted to go there.
05:53They are terrorists.
05:54They are very cruel people.
05:55They will not leave you.
05:56And this time, if you speak this nonsense in front of us again.
06:00We will also not leave you.
06:01We will beat you up.
06:02Go.
06:03You are cheating.
06:04You are cheating.