Friends vs. Trivia Team (5th ep), 1/15/88
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00:00You
00:06Trump's castle in Atlantic City great shakes
00:22Today's starring Jerry Stiller
00:25And
00:28Fred Willard
00:31Tom Poston and Joanne Worley, and now here's the star of Yahtzee Peter Marshall
00:46In case we run out of time
00:48I want to thank my five friends
00:49Fred Joanne and Tom who flew in from LA and Jerry and Ann who came down from New York City the first
00:55Taping of any new show the first week is very difficult. And thank you for bearing with all of us
01:06I don't know if the audience knows what an unusual and exciting city. This is Atlantic City
01:10I went to a little chapel next door for a communion this morning. Uh-huh to drink minimum, but it's wonderful
01:16It's changed
01:19The sparkle in its eye is gone. Yahtzee is a dice game. We have a dice girl this week was a funny
01:25She's a dear friend of mine. She's co-starring and in 42nd Street with me here in Atlantic City
01:29Please say hello to Denise DiRenzo from Philadelphia
01:34The lady in red will you introduce the players?
01:39Family and friends back today who won five thousand dollars yesterday Don Diana
01:46Okay, over here we have three friends the trivia team Mary Ellen Mark and Debbie good luck
01:54Thank you, I'll see you at the dice table later. All right. Thank you Denise. You are the champions I do them
01:59This is your wife Diane and this is Mama Jean and they've done wonderfully well on the show
02:05$5,000 so far and you've got the lead right now. You've got those two sixes. So you are in the lead
02:09It's a rubber game of the match. So it's catch-up time for Mary Ellen who is with child
02:13He's right under here
02:15And with Mark and Debbie, they are trivia players. They love game shows and they are here. It's catch-up time for you
02:22We're gonna catch up. Okay, let me let me tell our home audience about these rules
02:26What what our players have to do?
02:28Is look at our stars up there
02:31You see we asked the stars a series of questions that have several possible answers
02:34now their job is to correctly guess how the stars have answered now the team that
02:39The correctly guesses more of our stars answers will win control of the dice
02:43That's the object of the game is to win control of the dice and get down there with Denise and the dice board
02:48okay, we have only two questions left a five and a three and
02:51Captain Mary will take a question, right?
02:56Very important here. What excuse do you give a Girl Scout when you don't want her cookies?
03:01Oh
03:04Mean
03:06Mean to do that Peter this cute child comes to your door. She knocks and sings tomorrow
03:25What excuse do you give a Girl Scout when you don't want her cookies that you've already bought them from another Girl Scout
03:30Yeah, you bought them already. I bought those cookies. Oh, she'll say couldn't you buy one more bar? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here we go, Mark
03:38About game at the office
03:45Debbie could you save the day? Um, I don't have any money right now. I don't have any money
03:51That's it. You can't talk to Girl Scouts about credit or credit card
03:55Joanne what's your excuse?
03:59You're on a diet yes, Tom, what do you want? I have a little problem with Girl Scout cookies, huh?
04:05Diabetic Jerry never met a cookie. I didn't like but I'm gonna die. Yeah, and you on a diet
04:10I said I'm allergic to cookie allergic cookie
04:13You need one to tie two to get control of the dice and you need three more sixes stars. Here we go
04:20When you land in Hawaii, they put a lay around your neck
04:24Now other countries are giving gifts now
04:27What would you what would they put around your neck if you visited Israel?
04:31This is all
04:33make-believe, of course
04:35Actually in Hawaii, they do give the lay you've landed in Israel. You're in Tel Aviv and they put something around your neck
04:41What do you think they put around your neck?
04:44Bread and Jerry are writing away Joanie Tom and the end of everybody's finished. What do you think? How about a lay of bagels?
04:53You
04:55Really have control of the dice Jerry. What do you have a
04:58Lay of matcha bar matcha bar same thing. Okay, let's go down and roll some dice here. Yeah, come on down
05:06Come on, Denise
05:11Now here's the good news
05:15Actually, it's pretty good you have two sixes you need three more
05:18Always in the third and final round not one roll of the dice
05:21But two you have two rolls to get the three sixes and what else Denise?
05:26Well, we just want to say that each one of the Yahtzee dice has a wild side
05:30Certainly bank any matching dice that you roll as you know, unless you get a yacht. That's what he's looking for
05:40No sixes, okay, let's scrape them back. This is your last roll to get two sixes
05:45You need are actually three sixes any three sixes
05:52One
06:03We have to say goodbye
06:07Well, would you take a shot of Mary Ellen mark and Debbie up there you were so delightful and we do have nice party gifts
06:14For you and Mary Ellen have a happy healthy, baby. Okey-doke. We have a commercial
06:19We're gonna return and play the bonus round for maybe a hundred thousand dollars
06:32Let's find out if the friends will win one hundred thousand dollars with Peter Marshall
06:39By the way, if our players win three games in a row, they win the following Larry
06:43Let's tell our folks at home about that
06:44Well, we fly our winners from New York to the sun-kissed beaches of Hawaii
06:48You'll fly to Honolulu enjoying the comfort and in-flight services provided by Continental Airlines
06:54You'll have six nights at the fabulous Hyatt Regency, Waikiki
06:57Enjoying fun-filled days of sun, sandy beaches, romantic evenings filled with music and dance
07:03Furnished by Hyatt Regency, Waikiki. Back to you, Peter
07:07Thank you. And if you land in a certain part of the island, they put bagels around your neck. Okay
07:14Alrighty, it's bonus time. Our players here now have a chance to roll a Yahtzee and win a hundred thousand dollars
07:19Take a look at the Yahtzee board up there
07:21Under each letter, a dollar amount. Under four of the letters, $5,000. Under two of the letters, $10,000. Under one,
07:29$25,000. All right. Have you talked about it? Yes. Okay. What's the letter? I'm going at the top for T. T, big T
07:35Five. Now all you have to do to win the $5,000 is to roll a Yahtzee. And to help you do that, you need some rolls of the dice
07:47You have to earn them. I'm going to ask our stars a question, and with every question you match, you get a roll
07:52So, here we go. Bonus question. What is something that people collect? Collect. Something that people collect. Shh, audience
08:03Rich people. Or poor people. Or Spanish people. Or gypsy. All kinds of people. Collectors here. All right. What is something that people collect? Very important
08:15Okay, I've got a few collections of my own, and I collect coins. Coins. A lot of people collect coins. No. No coins. Diane, important
08:24Okay, this is real important. Baseball cards. The lady after my own heart. Baseball cards.
08:31Do you have the 1940 Joe DiMaggio? We'll talk later. Do you collect baseball cards? Oh, yes, yes. What's your most famous baseball card?
08:38Most famous baseball? Well, I think a 1940 Joe DiMaggio is about the most expensive. There's more expensive. There's a Hannes Wagner card that goes for over $20,000
08:47Do you have that? No. But because they put him out on tobacco cards, and he didn't smoke, and when he found it, he wanted them all pulled, so there's only a few left
08:56Well, see, we found out something else on Yachty here today. All right, you have one roll of the dice. You're looking for five rolls. Gene, Mama Gene, what do you got?
09:03Stamp. Stamp. Yo!
09:09Mama Gene, I saved the day. Come on, everybody. Let's play. Let's play Bonus Yachty
09:14Now, our family here, Diane, Gene, and Don are playing for $5,000, but they have five rolls. But on the first roll, the first roll, you roll five of a kind.
09:28All the wild cards, the wild dice are in there. You have $100,000. So here we go. Who's going to roll?
09:38Diane was lucky last time.
09:44Well, we have three fives. That's a very good start. No $100,000, but three fives. We'll bank those, if you would, please. Excuse me, dear. I'm sorry. Gosh. Here we go.
09:55All right. Three fives. We're looking for five. You got four shots at it, dear. It'll be easy. Here we go. All right. Three shots at a five. $5,000.
10:08Two shots at a five. Wild or five?
10:16You want to pass the dice?
10:19No, don't pass those dice.
10:21You think you can roll five? Come on. Come on, wild.
10:26Oh.
10:28Let me say this. You have four fives. They are each worth $500 apiece. You've got a total of $2,000. And for the previous game, five, a total of $7,000. We have a commercial break. We'll be back after this.
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11:21What a guy. What a guy, Eric. You see this Lafarni family? It says friends because they are family. $7,000 wealthier. Do you gamble, by the way? Let me ask you that.
11:34Certainly.
11:35Sure. Well, we're here at Trump's Castle, and they've got a few tables out there, believe it or not. So, good luck.
11:40You're kidding.
11:41All right. We have, yes, we have new players. We have Mickey.
11:44Keats.
11:45Keats. Michael.
11:46Gordon.
11:47And we have David.
11:48Dickie.
11:49And we'll find out from where.
11:55Where did you, or do you go to school?
11:57We go to school at Stock, we went to school at Stockton State College.
12:00And what did you study?
12:01I studied psychology.
12:02Oh, good. You helped the panel out later. Michael?
12:05I studied accounting.
12:06Accounting? Are you doing that now for a living?
12:08Yes, I am.
12:09Oh, good for you. David?
12:10Business.
12:11And are you in psychology?
12:12I'm in talent management.
12:13Well, you need a lot of psychology with that, I'll tell you.
12:16All right, you're going to start this round. We want you to pick a question. We have six questions.
12:21So, just choose one.
12:22I'll be back number two tonight, Peter.
12:24Sure.
12:25Stars?
12:26Ready.
12:27Name a party game. A party game you haven't played in years.
12:31Yahtzee!
12:33A party game you haven't played in years.
12:36It's a party game. Do you remember all those party games?
12:38That we haven't played?
12:40Haven't played in years.
12:41We had a party game up at my room here in Front Pass.
12:44What was the game?
12:45You see who can eat the most Godiva chocolates.
12:48Who won?
12:49I won!
12:50Yay!
12:52All right, Tommy, Jerry, we're all up here.
12:54Okay, a party game you haven't played in years.
12:56I would have to go with Twister.
12:58Twister.
12:59Excuse me, what?
13:00What is Twister? I don't know Twister.
13:02It's that old game with the colored circles.
13:05Yeah.
13:06I'm 94, I guess that's where it is.
13:07All right, Michael.
13:10How about charades?
13:11Charades?
13:12I think that's a good one.
13:13Very good, one right.
13:15David.
13:16I didn't take a chance.
13:17Can I say Yahtzee even though they said Yahtzee?
13:19You can say Yahtzee.
13:20Yahtzee.
13:21Yahtzee.
13:22No, Yahtzee.
13:23I would have said, only because I was very good at it,
13:26Spin the Bottle.
13:27I didn't know!
13:29That's what I said.
13:31Jerry, what do you have?
13:33Well, I did this without a board, monopoly.
13:36Monopoly.
13:37We were very poor.
13:38All right, we need one to tie, two to win.
13:41When I say win, get control of the dice.
13:43We have five questions here.
13:44All right, number four.
13:45Okay, Joanne, Annie, everybody.
13:48Yes.
13:49If TV letter turner, Vanna White,
13:51who incidentally is a lovely lady.
13:53How do you know?
13:54Because she used to shoot The Wheel of Fortune
13:56when I was doing a show called The Hollywood Squirrels.
13:58We were right across the...
13:59Excuse me, didn't you share dressing rooms?
14:01You shared a dressing room?
14:02Lord knows I tried.
14:04If TV let... didn't work out.
14:06If Vanna White were to get a new job,
14:08what do you think she's qualified to do, this lovely lady?
14:11Vanna White.
14:12Qualified?
14:13Yeah, qualified.
14:14She's got a new job.
14:15They say, Vanna, it's over.
14:18Pat say Jack is back doing weather.
14:20What are you going to do?
14:22I can't think of anything.
14:24Maybe she should be president.
14:25I don't know.
14:26No, no, no.
14:27Oh, you just said what I...
14:28Okay, here's the question.
14:29If TV letter turner, Vanna White,
14:31were to get a new job,
14:32what do you think she's qualified to do?
14:34Oh, I'm sorry.
14:35Excuse me.
14:37I just, you know.
14:38Maybe this job, Peter.
14:41Oh.
14:44Beautiful.
14:47Of course, I'm only kidding.
14:50Okay.
14:51Oh, Pete has lost it.
14:52Come on in.
14:53Come on.
14:54Vanna, come on down.
14:55What do you think?
14:56I can't think of anything but turning cue cards over.
14:59Oh, that'd be good.
15:00I could sure use her here.
15:01No, no.
15:02Cue card holder.
15:03All right, Diane?
15:04All right, lots of letters.
15:05How about a billboard?
15:06Putting up billboards?
15:07Putting up billboards.
15:08We need one to tie, two to win.
15:10And it's up to you, Mama Jean.
15:11You've saved them before.
15:13Think.
15:14Oh, yeah.
15:17You know what it is.
15:19Be a spelling teacher.
15:20A spelling teacher.
15:21Oh, good.
15:22Good.
15:23Yeah, good guess.
15:24Spelling teacher, no.
15:25You have control,
15:26but let's find out how the stars answered.
15:27Fred?
15:28Oh, I could picture,
15:29and she'd be very attractive
15:30doing signing for the deaf.
15:32Signing for the deaf.
15:34Joanne?
15:35Brains, though, doesn't it?
15:37No, model,
15:39Of course.
15:40Of course.
15:41Tom?
15:42I wish I had thought of any of those.
15:43I said actress.
15:44Yes, Jerry?
15:45Well, since everybody else
15:46is getting into all of these primaries,
15:48Super Tuesday,
15:49I said run for president.
15:50Yes, well, you see,
15:51that could have been.
15:52You know, we had that.
15:53Annie even said that.
15:54No, I don't want to show you
15:55because it's stupid,
15:56and it isn't.
15:57You have to show it.
15:58Sell gloves.
15:59I don't know what it is.
16:00Come on, you got control.
16:01Mickey, let's go down.
16:02Denise?
16:03Denise Lorenzo.
16:04A lovely actress,
16:05singer, dancer.
16:07You should see this young lady
16:08act and sing and dance.
16:10If you're in Atlantic City,
16:11watch her in 42nd Street.
16:13With Peter Marshall,
16:14who is brilliant.
16:15Okay, you know,
16:16it's your turn to roll.
16:17One roll of the dice.
16:18Good luck.
16:19We have a lockdown.
16:20Get a yacht seat.
16:22Yacht seat.
16:23Yacht seat.
16:24With three ones.
16:25We are going to bank those.
16:27We're going to pause
16:28for commercial work,
16:29and we'll be back.
16:30That's a very good start, Annie.
16:31Three ones.
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17:08Back to you, Peter.
17:09All right, Larry.
17:11Hey, Larry.
17:12Checking you every round.
17:14By the way,
17:15by the way,
17:16if you win this game,
17:17this will give you
17:18three games in a row,
17:19and six folks
17:20are going to be going to Hawaii.
17:22Right, right.
17:23Diane, Don,
17:24do you have children?
17:25Yes.
17:26How many children?
17:27Two little girls,
17:28and you take them.
17:29There are four of you,
17:30and Gene and a companion.
17:31Grandpa.
17:32And Grandpa?
17:33And Grandpa.
17:34Well, I didn't know.
17:35You see, you never know,
17:36and I didn't want to
17:37embarrass anybody.
17:38Well, yes,
17:39Grandma and Grandpa can go,
17:40and the grandchildren.
17:41That's great.
17:42You're going to start this round.
17:43Let's bring in the questions.
17:44Okay, we have a six,
17:45a five, a three,
17:46and a one.
17:47Six.
17:48Lucky six.
17:49Lucky six.
17:50After Roy Rogers
17:51rode away
17:52from the silver screen,
17:53he had his horse
17:54Trigger stuck.
17:55We know that.
17:56I saw that.
17:58After he rides away
17:59from public office,
18:00who do you think
18:01Ronald Reagan
18:02would like to have stuffed?
18:05I love it.
18:10All right.
18:12Who do you think
18:13Ronald Reagan
18:14would like to have stuffed?
18:15Look at this.
18:16Jody's finished,
18:17Ann's finished,
18:18Freddie,
18:19Tommy's up,
18:20and Jerry's still
18:21riding away.
18:22Oh, gosh.
18:23Ronald Reagan's got to
18:24have something stuffed, Jerry.
18:25Yeah, all right.
18:26Jerry's now finished.
18:27What do you think?
18:29How about if he
18:30stuffs Ollie North?
18:31Ollie North.
18:32I got that.
18:33Oh, Ollie North.
18:34Oh, my gosh.
18:37Diane?
18:38I got that.
18:40I don't get it.
18:41I'm terrible.
18:42Vice President Bush,
18:43is that who?
18:44Vice President,
18:45I don't even know.
18:46Well, I think we'd
18:47hope for that also.
18:48Diane, that is not
18:49too terrible.
18:50Okay, Gene?
18:51It's too late.
18:52He's already stuffed.
18:54I happen to know
18:55Vice President Bush
18:56and his lovely wife,
18:57and they are lovely people.
18:58Of course they are.
18:59We're proud to be
19:00acquaintances of them.
19:01Gene?
19:02I have to go with Nancy.
19:04Nancy.
19:05Go stuff Nancy.
19:06There you go.
19:09All I can say,
19:10Don and Diane,
19:11you're lucky
19:12to have brought
19:13mother today.
19:14All right.
19:15Four to tie,
19:16five to win.
19:17Pick a question
19:18and let's start.
19:19Number one, please, Peter.
19:20All right.
19:21Our alumni here
19:22What's an occupation
19:23that requires you
19:24to spend a lot of time
19:26on your knees?
19:28Occupation.
19:29Spend a lot of time
19:30on your knees.
19:34I hope I don't blow this.
19:38A lot of time
19:39on your knees.
19:40And he's finished.
19:41Jerry, Fred, Joanne,
19:42wait for old Mr. Postman.
19:43Hey, Mr. Postman.
19:45Okay.
19:46How about a priest?
19:47A priest, absolutely.
19:48I'd say that's
19:49what you're waiting for.
19:50You need four to tie.
19:51There's your priest
19:52right there.
19:53Five to get control.
19:54And we have
19:55two more chances here.
19:56Michael?
19:57Carpet layer.
19:58Carpet layer,
19:59absolutely.
20:00Nope.
20:01All right, David.
20:02Yes.
20:03A nun.
20:04A nun.
20:05We have a tie game.
20:07Jerry,
20:08a housewife.
20:09You betcha.
20:10That's an occupation
20:11for my money.
20:12We have a tie game here
20:13and I don't...
20:14Do we have time
20:15for a tie-breaking question?
20:16We do have time.
20:17Good.
20:18Let me explain
20:19how this works.
20:20We, uh,
20:21we are going to ask
20:22the stars to look.
20:23They have the tie-breaking
20:24question up there.
20:25Take a look at the question
20:26and write down your answers.
20:27All right?
20:28Now, when they are finished
20:29answering,
20:30writing down the answer,
20:31we are going to,
20:32uh,
20:33we are going to
20:34read the...
20:35I am going to,
20:36not we.
20:37I mean Denise is back there
20:38with the dice.
20:39I'm going to read
20:40this question.
20:41You're gonna put your hands
20:42on what we call
20:43the lock-in light.
20:44And the first one
20:45that locks in
20:46and can just match
20:47one of the stars
20:48will have control
20:49of the dice.
20:50Here's the question.
20:51Then,
20:52hand on the lock-in light.
20:54Tommy?
20:55Hey, man,
20:56I can't...
20:57Okay, wait, wait.
20:58This is so important,
20:59I can't tell you.
21:00Okay.
21:01You have your hand
21:02on the light?
21:03Here's the question.
21:04Name something
21:05you hope
21:06you never have to
21:07eat again.
21:08What is it?
21:09Granola.
21:10Granola.
21:11Granola.
21:12You have control
21:13of the dice.
21:14Uh, I...
21:15We ought to tell
21:16the stars
21:17Well, let's go
21:18to Hawaii
21:19and finish this thing.
21:20That's right.
21:21Time is up
21:22for this week.
21:23I've had a ball.
21:24I hope you viewers
21:25have had fun.
21:26Please,
21:27tune us in next week.
21:28Thank you,
21:29Fred,
21:30Joanne,
21:31Tommy,
21:32Jerry.
21:33Have a good day.
21:34See you here
21:35Monday morning.
21:36Bye-bye.
21:37Today at four,
21:38Magnum faces
21:39a difficult dilemma
21:40concerning the guilt
21:41of losing
21:42the game
21:43they've been playing
21:44for years.
21:45Today at four,
21:46Magnum faces
21:47a difficult dilemma
21:48concerning the guilt
21:49or innocence
21:50of a suspected murderer.
21:51Find out the verdict
21:52on Magnum
21:53today at four
21:54on TV8.
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