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00:00You
00:30Oh
00:36Oh, yeah, oh
00:42Well, what are you doing?
00:46Go on
00:50Don't go
00:52Oh
00:55But I don't have a car
00:57good for you
01:00Good for you, sir
01:03Good for you, sir
01:06Good for you, sir
01:09Good for you, sir
01:14Understood
01:17You are
01:22Oh
01:25So to me to cover my own side or a chore job
01:28No
01:30Magar to me was my son. Hargis coming up on a new don't go just kill you
01:34Don't you?
01:52Oh
02:13I'll take a key. I don't need to miss a coach car. What's it? Oh, cushion a car town on it?
02:22Oh
02:32One of you I say you're okay. I'll hear what you're gonna sit there. Yeah, la
02:39Yeah, la
02:41Kissico, but I have a concert
02:44Mammoth
02:46Game of kissy muscular to me. No, no, it's a knock on a start Allah if I said Karan key
02:57Chilling to Confer Chilton was a rude way. Oh, yeah. Wow. No, he had to come
03:02Shed kids, but I'll ya
03:04Shedding
03:05Well, it will take home. Yeah
03:07I
03:14Will go that's how you got through the chalupit belly to God get up each other. I'll show you
03:37Oh
03:52Well, it's a Najeeb
03:54It's a valid minute. Oh stuff. What's a your team have?
03:58a guy team kill you zindagi Guzman about muscular
04:02I
04:04Zindagi Gina, Sikata Najeeb, Jaseh, Yatimu club. Yeah, I'll be Zulu Riyadh Puri Kareli a
04:11Nojawan, you have surgery much
04:14Or Bob Kajal D. Marjana
04:17But Chunky Zindagi Guzman a muscular data
04:21Summoning on a tomb
04:32To make a chad me oh, John Tom
04:35Agar, Tom, but a hotel
04:37Don't burrow. Okay. Love Kareena. Okay. Give us our make a chicken. Oh, Chana
04:43Achi, but to him a girl
04:46Well, but just a fruit. He lives in with my new hogar. Chaitanya's a jitney Barbie roti. They do
04:52Don't miss a big car. You must be now
04:55Oscar Joe, okay, we'll go to the hassle Karlega
04:58Chaahe us kill you say kuchh bhi karna pade
05:01Zindagi Gina Kiliya kuch usul hote
05:05Is se chino us se chino ya chori karlo
05:09I so much
05:12Samasakta
05:16Magar hamesha koi na koi rasta zaroor hota hai halal tariqon ka soju
05:23Kissy be haram come siddhu rena chai
05:25Hazrat Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ki talimat hain kipne khuda par bharosa rakhon
05:32was the root of a risk at a karega jaisa ki
05:36saripar endo ko deta hain jo ki
05:39Subhah bhukha nikalte hain aur raat ko pet bhar ke wapas jaate hain tum bhi bharosa rakhon
05:45hum mil kar koi rasta nikaal nenge
05:48Yaha asa koi rasta nahi
05:51Gandhagi chori aur loot maar ke lawa yaha kuch nahi
05:54wo issi gandhagi ke daldal mein paida hua hain aur issi gandhagi ke daldal mein mar jayenge
05:58tum yeh samajh jao
06:00tum jaise bahut log hain
06:02jo bachon ko iss daldal se nikaal na chahte hain
06:06magar kamyaab nahi ho paate
06:11kya tumhe dar nahi lagta ki tumhare saath kya hone wala hai
06:14bilkul nahi
06:16maudh se dar nahi lagta
06:19aise duniya chahiye hum logon ko jaha bachhe apna pet bharne ke liye chori karne ke baare mein na soche
06:25iss maamle ko theek karne se pehle kahin mar na jao mein
06:29toh haan aise maudh se darda hu
06:32logon ko rahe rast par lana chahata hu main
06:37koshish karo aur bodho apne zameer mein sach ka beech
06:41phale phulega
06:43phir kha tum chaho
06:45ya na chaho
06:48in aankhon ko dekh sakta hu
06:50tumhara zameer patthar ka nahi
06:55aur jaisa ki maudh ka waqt mukarrar hai aur wo aa gaya
06:58toh koi khauf nahi
07:04Baghdad mein sab kuch ajeeb hai
07:08lekin Darvesh bhi ajeeb hai maa ke
07:18jaldi hai pahelwaan ustad
07:49shayad
07:51saari raat kaam kar rahe the wo
07:55toh av wo kaha hai
07:58ho sakta hai
08:00ke wo kal raat kisi kaam ke silsila mein yahan par aaye ho
08:04yahan par dekh kar toh aise hi lag raha hai
08:08toh koi
08:10toh koi
08:12toh koi
08:14toh koi
08:16toh koi
08:19toh koi
08:21toh koi
08:23toh koi
08:25toh koi
08:27toh koi
08:29toh koi
08:31toh koi
08:33kya?
08:36sahi kaha tumne wo raat ko yahi par the
08:40kya tum haaji ko nahi jaante
08:42jab wo parashaan hote hai
08:43toh apne aap ko kaam mein masroob rakhte hai aur kisi se kuch nahi bolte
08:46wo kabhi aise nahi karte
08:48sahi kaha apne
08:49iske alawa bhi toh haaji ke saath bahut si cheezein hui hai
08:52kya hume wo khabar ke bagher kahin jaa sakta hai pehlwaan ustad
08:55aisa toh munkin hi nahi hai
08:57uske yaha naa hone ki zarur koi wajah hai
08:59tum theek keh rahe ho
09:00mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai
09:01lekin
09:02humi ye sab jaanni ke liye
09:03pehle haaji ko talaash karna hoga
09:05lekin yaha aisa kuch nahi jo me haaji tak le jaye
09:08chalo khud chal kar doonte hai unhe
09:10chalo
09:11ruke ruke chalte hai
09:12bas ek nazar mujhe dekh lene de
09:15bas suno mehmood
09:16jab mujhe kuch nahi mil ska
09:17toh tumhe yaha par kaise kuch mil sakta hai
09:19wo dekho
09:20unka jubba aur pagdi
09:22iska matlab zarur unke saath kuch hua hai
09:24chalo chal kar dekhte hai
09:25chalo
09:26aap isqadar pareshaan kyu ho rahe hain ustad
09:29wo bilkul theek honge
09:30khair hogi inshaallah
09:35aisa hi hoga mansoor
09:38wo khairiyas hi honge
09:39aur hum unhe dhoon lege inshaallah
09:44sab kuch loot kar chale gaye
09:46wo toh kisi jalat se kam nahi hai
09:50wo dekho poore bazaar ka kya hashar karte ho
09:53Allah un logon ko iske shaza zarur dega
10:04dekho toh zara kya hal kar diya hai
10:05is poore bazaar ka
10:07sab kuch loot kar chale gaye hai kamba
10:09baithni ki kursiya tak le kar chale gaye
10:12kuch bhi nahi chhoda
10:13sab kuch le gaye wo
10:14barbaad ho gaye hum
10:16dekho na
10:17sab kuch loot kar chale gaye
10:20wo insaan nahi jalat hai jalat
10:23zara bhi taras nahi aaya un logon ko
10:26sab chudaliya
10:27sab kuch chudaliya unhone
10:30kuch nahi chhoda
10:33Allah ki laanat ho un par
10:34salamat rahe hain
10:36assalamu alaikum ustad
10:38walaikum assalam
10:40har taraf afrah tafri hai
10:41humne sunaye ke chori hui hai bazaar mein
10:43kya kuch batayenge aap is baare mein
10:45yeh chori kab aur kaise hi hui
10:47aur kaun ho sakta hai iske peeche
10:49shukriya mere dosto
10:51sahi suna aapne
10:53kal raat chor ghoos aayi the yahan
10:55unhoone meri dukaan se
10:57tamam zevraat aur kinti samaan chura liya
11:01yaha tak kya us ghareeb ke qaleen bhi le gaye
11:04aur wo ghalla faroosh
11:06uska bhi kitna nukhsaan kar diya
11:09yaha tak kya us ghareeb ke qaleen bhi le gaye
11:11yeh koi aam chori nahi hai
11:14Shah Sawaar ka hi haath hai iske peeche
11:17kya waqayi wo wahi hai
11:20tum kya sajh jaante ho ke wohi hai
11:22haan usi ka kaam hai
11:25Baghdad mein uske ilawa yeh kaam karne ke koi himmat nahi kar sakta
11:29Shah Sawaar yaha ka badnaam chor hai
11:32thek hai bahut shukriya
11:34bahut shukriya ustad
11:36inshallah sab kuch jalt bheek ho jayega
11:38kya aapne khalifa ko itla di
11:39jab is tarah ki loot maar hoti hai
11:41toh uske oper kuch radyamal hota hai
11:44Wazir Atif ko is baare mein kaafi arse se itla hai
11:47aur khalifa aise maamnaat mein koi dheechas bhi nahi rakte
11:50unke liye yeh aam baat hai
11:52aur khalifa ko
11:54Wazir Atif jo kehta hai wo maan lete hain
11:57hum bhi kya karein
11:59yeh hi zindagi hai humari
12:01in lootereo ke haath ho lootna
12:03toh waqayi yeh Shah Sawaar hi hai
12:05philaal humein
12:07koi aur raasta talaash karna hoga
12:09sahi kaha na maine
12:11balkot balkot sahi kaha
12:13koi aur raasta talaash karna hoga
12:15pehle humein
12:17chal kar Haji ko dekhna hoga
12:19are aap se toh poochna bhooli gaya
12:21Haji kaha hai
12:23humne socha tha ki wo dukaan par hongi
12:25magar wo wahaan maujood nahi
12:27shayad wo namaz padne gaye ho
12:29haan haan wo namaz padne gaye honge
12:31isliye wo dukaan aise khuli chhod kar chale gaye
12:33thodi dir mein wapas aa jayenge Haji
12:35aur waise bhi
12:37unhe bahot se kaam hote hain
12:39kuch yaad aa gaya hoga
12:41aa jayenge
12:43be fikar raho
12:45Allah tumhe isse zyada dega
12:47Allah hafiz khayal rakhiye ka
12:49khuda hafiz
12:56chalo aao Haji
12:58tumhe saazlik mohalle ki seher karwata hu main
13:01phir tum khud hi faisla kar lena
13:03phir tum khud hi faisla kar lena
13:12chalo jaiza lete hain
13:15tumhare paav gande ho jayenge
13:17yaha har taraf kichad hi kichad hai
13:19usse koi fark nahi parta
13:25sabse aham yeh hai ki hamare
13:27dil saaf rahe hain
13:34Najeeb ko tumhne mirsa jaane se mana kiya tha na Haji
13:37bilkul nahi
13:39jo mera fars tha wohi kiya
13:41jo fars ko zimadaari samje
13:43woh aur kuch karne ka nahi sochta
13:45yeh koi ehsaan nahi
13:47woh karz hai jo ada karna hai
13:51achhi baate karte ho tum
13:53lekin mujhe iss baat ka bilkul ilm nahi tha
13:55ki jhoote khaap bhi dikhate ho tum
13:57tumne Najeeb ko
13:59ek pariyon ki kahaani sunaay
14:01jisme sab ache log the
14:03kya yeh Najeeb ke liye sahi rahega
14:05jab woh yaha ki aur
14:07in logon ki halat dikhega
14:15kya tumhare paas
14:17koi ehsa amal hai
14:19jo tumhe bataye ki yeh sab log
14:21naik aur theek ho jayenge
14:23yaqeen karo yaha koi bhi aisi cheez nahi
14:24jo theek ho
14:32yeh khushaal logon ki jagah nahi hai
14:34aur khushaal log yaha aana bhi nahi chahate
14:37yaha se bahar jo khushaal log hai
14:39woh takiye pe sir rakkar so jaate
14:41kyunke
14:43woh bhooke nahi hai
14:45unke bachche bhooke nahi sote
14:47kehne ko woh ache insaan hai
14:49bagar unme insaaniyat naam ki
14:51koi cheez nahi hai
14:52isliye
14:54hum boore log
14:56unki cheezin chori karke liyaate
14:58aur
15:00hum chori bhi woh cheezin karte hai
15:02jo unke istamaal ki nahi hoti
15:04kyunke hum chori karte hai
15:06isliye unki nazron mein boore hai
15:08theek hai
15:10hum chor hai
15:12aur
15:14chori haram bhi hai
15:17lekin hum apni aur
15:19apne bachchon ki bhoog bardaash nahi kar sakte hai
15:20isliye chori karte hai
15:22samajh gaye
15:24achi tarah samajh gaye shahswar
15:26lekin ek baat batao mein toh hai
15:29rahmatullah lalameen
15:31humare aaka yateem the
15:33aur
15:37pyari beti
15:39naam kya hai
15:46wo bhi ameer nahi the gareeb the
15:47jaha tak ki unhone bhoog ki wajah se
15:49apne peht par pathar baande
15:51aur iss sab ke bawajood bhi
15:53koi bhooga nahi rahe waha
15:55unhone riyasat mein nizam banaya
15:57unki talimat hai
15:59ki padosi ka khayal rakhein
16:01khayal rakhein
16:03ke kahin wo bhooga na soye
16:05sadqa dene ka kaha
16:07zarurat bandon mein
16:09zakat dene ka hukam diya
16:11yeh rasta dikhaya unhone
16:13aur
16:14yeh rasta dikhaya unhone
16:18chalo jao khelo
16:24yehi wo tariqa hai shahswar
16:26agar tum ispar chaloge
16:28toh main tumhare saath khada honga
16:31mujh na cheez ko toh bhool hi jao
16:34Allah par bharosa rakho
16:45bahot khoob
16:47nahi aise nahi
16:49dekho iss tarah bhajana hai
17:10aao Adnan
17:12aao Adnan
17:15rokhna nahi chahata tha main
17:17tum kar chuke ho aisa
17:19chalo ladkiyon ab tum log jao
17:21main bula lungi tumhe
17:24haan kaho Adnan
17:27mere paas ek khabar hai
17:29lekin sunne ke baad
17:31ghusah hone ki zarurat nahi hai
17:33main aapko wohi bataunga
17:35jo har kisi ki zabaan par hai
17:37khud se kuch nahi kaunga
17:39kya hai sab ki zabaan par bolo
17:41toh suni sunai baaton par yakeen kar liya
17:43aur hume bataane aa gaya
17:45nahi nahi baat ka taluk Shah Sawaar se hai
17:47raat ko bazaar pe chhaapa maara usne
17:49ab yeh roz ka maamool hai
17:51kab tak dauraya jaayega yeh
17:53is baar kisi ki dukaan shikaar hogi
17:55sab ki
17:57kya matlab sab ki
17:59sab ke dukaanon par chhaapa maara
18:01aur jo jo mila sab chura liya
18:03wo isliye kyunki bazaar ka aadmi
18:05Shah Sawaar ke kabile mein chala gaya tha
18:07uske badle mein
18:09Shah Sawaar aur uske aadmiyon ne
18:12bahot khoom
18:14wo isi ke mustahik hai
18:16wo sochte hain ki zakham posheeda ho jaayega
18:19aur koi bhi unhe is baat ka zimmedaar nahi thairaayega
18:22suni sunai baaton par kaan dharna
18:24sab bekaar hai
18:26uska koi fayda nahi
18:28yeh wo aag hai
18:30jisme sab jal jaayega
18:32aap sahi keh rahi hai
18:34aap ko fikar karne ki zarurat nahi hai
18:36main hoon aapki ifaazat ke liye
18:38wo is jagah ke
18:39gareeb bhi nahi batak sakte
18:43Adnan
18:45Laila
18:47chalo jao aap
19:10samal ho apne aapko
19:14tum kyun aise udaas baithe ho
19:16immat nahi haar nahi
19:18sab theek ho jaayega
19:20bazaar mein
19:22sari dukaanon ko loot liya gaya
19:24aur Haji ko kisi ne bhi nahi dekha
19:26bata nahi, bataaye bagayar aise kahan chale gaye hai wo
19:28ho sakta hai dukaan pe koi milne aaya hun se
19:30shayad hamara koi mukhalif
19:32jo unko basan nahi karta hoga
19:34zarur kuch bura hua hai unke saath
19:36aisa kyun soch rahe hai Mansoor
19:38Haji ki saath kuch bura nahi hua
19:40yaha ke haalaat se yehi lagta hai
19:42ke wo theek hai
19:44agar kuch hua hota
19:46toh nishanat hote
19:48kya bata kisi se milne gaye hu
19:50baddhu kabile mein chal kar dekhte
19:52ho sakta hai waha gaye hu
19:54nahi, agar usne kahin bhi jaana hota
19:56toh humein saath zarur le jata
19:58aur yeh dekho, uska jubba aur pagdi yahi hai
20:00aur pehwan ustad
20:02main istara haram se nahi baith sakta
20:04mujhe bahut parishani ho rahi hai
20:05saazlik kabile chalte hai
20:07agar wo waha hai toh usse saath le aayenge
20:09chale aayenge, chaldi karein
20:11assalam o alaikum
20:13walaikum assalam
20:15yaha baithni ki jagah nahi hai
20:17kya baat hai
20:19waqt nahi hai humare paas
20:21jahe kuch ho jaye un logon se haji ko bachana hai
20:26tum hamara peecha kyun kar rahe ho
20:29jawab toh mujhe
20:31isse pehle ke main tumhari jaan le loon
20:33batao kyun kar rahe ho peecha
20:35batao kyun kar rahe ho