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00:00Yeah, craziest booty's call story. I
00:04Fucked my best friend's son. Oh, yeah
00:14No, so it was kind of funny because
00:16Did she think it was funny? Oh, yeah, she was so I'll tell you the story
00:21I'll tell you like the quick version of it. He's I mean, he's hot. He's 25. He's in the Marines
00:26I mean just good military guy
00:28well
00:29He was home on leave and my best friend knew that I've always had a crush on him because he's hot
00:34like I'll show you a picture like
00:37He's hot just tall and muscle and she never said stay away from my son. Never. No
00:42She's she's very like open like she was like she was the porn star that was never a porn star
00:48For sure like and she was you know, she was a dancer. She's a feature entertainer. Yeah
00:54As she should for sure so she was just kind of you know, she was very open but um
01:00So anyhow, he was home on leave and she was like, oh Josh is home and I was like
01:04Oh, and she knew that I wanted to tap it like really bad and I love military men
01:10I have such an appreciation for our military men
01:14So anyhow, they were out drinking and she brings him to my house afterwards like a sacrificial lamb
01:20I was like you took it though girl. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I did and I was like, oh she has no idea that I am
01:27Just going to destroy him and like ruin his life and I remember the night she dropped him off
01:33It was pouring rain
01:34It was dark because they all were out drinking at the bar and I was like, well when you guys are done getting lit
01:39Bring him to my house and you know me being the cougar. I got a bottle in Vegas
01:43Yeah, I got a bottle of wine opened like I'm waiting in your lingerie
01:48Like she was coming over so I had like a cutesy outfit
01:51But I had the lingerie underneath like I had full game plan and it was probably some of the best
01:57Dick I've ever had like military guys because it was served to you or because it was just he was shit of dick
02:03He was just I mean we were talking a lot like we had each other's numbers
02:07So we were like I wasn't he was just like a stranger. No, no, not at all
02:10Like I was talking to him when he was in Germany
02:12I would send him little care packages and you know, we would flirt back and forth
02:16You're sure you still haven't been in love after lockup, you know in a prison in
02:20No, we're not doing love after lockup. None of that
02:23But anyhow, it was good dick like military guys. Just leave it all
02:28Mom brought him to you as a sacrificial lamb
02:31Did he ever?
02:35Did he ever have impotence problems or was he just ready because he knew you before prior so he was just like yeah
02:41bitch, you're gonna get it or was it like
02:43Oh
02:44That dick was like this bend over baby. That was like ready to go
02:48I mean just a bit and he was like he was one of those guys like came in my blushing for you
02:56It was good sex like he and me I love like you're reliving the moment right now
03:00I like I am because I wish I could have it tonight
03:04Is he in town? Can we call him? I think he's stationed in
03:08he stationed in jerk in a Georgia right now and
03:12But no like he came in just ate the booty and I love men I'm sure you'd like it on it
03:17Oh, I'm he had his whole face up in that camp like just that camp camp Ryan back there
03:31The best part was that like
03:34Normally like stay out in the car
03:37She was she was it was kind of funny
03:38She was like if you get sick of them, just drop them back off at the house
03:42And I was like, all right, but because it was just pouring rain
03:46I mean it was like a freaking monsoon coming through so many days. Did he say over? Well, normally I'm just kind of like
03:53All right, let's go one round see how it goes. I mean it was so good
03:56We fucked all over the house that night and then finally when he was like tapped out
04:01I think after like three rounds, he was like he jumped in the bed and I was like, oh
04:06You're like he wants to stay and normally I don't but he was
04:10So like we've been talking for you know, like couple of years and stuff like I was talking about the boundary slide
04:15Yeah, but he was nice or I was like, okay, this could work. So any I stay the night
04:20Fucked it all in the morning into the afternoon. Finally. She my girlfriend texts me. She's like, can you please bring my son home?
04:27I want to spend some time with him before he has to like his I think he was getting ready to go to Arizona
04:32To get stationed there for a little bit and I was like, all right, I'll drop him off but it was just
04:41She's awesome
04:42I mean
04:42I think you might have crossed paths with her because she used to go to like all the exotic dancer expo's and all that stuff
04:48And she's cool. Okay, you can you want to say her name on here?