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Cast:
Bruce Campbell
Hank Cooper
Dean Jones
Jim Douglas
John Hannah
Simon Moore III
Alexandra Wentworth
Alex Davis
Kevin J. O'Connor
Roddy Martel
Dana Gould
Rupert
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Brian Cummings, Jr.: And now, our feature presentation.
00:00:18It was a time of love.
00:00:20Love was everywhere.
00:00:22In our homes, in the streets, even in our cars.
00:00:27Especially in one little car.
00:00:30He was known as Herbie and he was amazing.
00:00:34Full of love.
00:00:35Able to do incredible things.
00:00:38He was a daring little car.
00:00:40Wild.
00:00:40Willing to try almost anything.
00:00:42All for the love of his owner, Jim Douglas.
00:00:48But that was then.
00:00:50Little piece of worthless junk!
00:00:53This is now.
00:00:55I don't believe you! Come on, move it!
00:01:00Come on, show me something!
00:01:07And bringing up the rear in number 53,
00:01:09Simon Moore III.
00:01:12Last.
00:01:14You're not going to be kidding me.
00:01:18Wow.
00:01:20Last.
00:01:21I mean, second place is one thing, but last?
00:01:25That's a first, Simon.
00:01:27I mean, I don't understand, I mean...
00:01:30This is the Jim Douglas car, it's the one you asked for.
00:01:33It's the one that won all those races.
00:01:35Hey, so it's not much of a racing car anymore.
00:01:38That's not your fault!
00:01:41I thought you'd be angry.
00:01:42No.
00:01:43No, not at all.
00:01:45But you need to do me a favor.
00:01:46Yeah, sure.
00:01:47Good.
00:01:48Get rid of it.
00:01:50Get rid of it just like that?
00:01:53Now, I know I spoke clearly.
00:01:57And I know I used proper English,
00:01:59since we invented the bloody language!
00:02:02Yes, you did.
00:02:02Yes, we did!
00:02:03So, remove this heap from my sight!
00:02:06Now, take it to the junkyard!
00:02:17Well...
00:02:19Veronica, that was a bit of an embarrassment, wasn't it?
00:02:23I should be racing Formula One again, that's all.
00:02:25They never proved I sabotaged anything.
00:02:27So they had no right to boot me down to this ridiculous class of tiny cars.
00:02:31It's outrageous!
00:02:32I deserve more, I need a car that's worthy of me.
00:02:35A car that wins no matter what.
00:02:38Rupert, hurry up! We're going!
00:02:42Okay.
00:02:43End of the road, little car.
00:02:45Demoted driver Simon Moore III, crawling in, dead last!
00:02:48That's right, Tim, it was a crazy day at it, Saugus Motor Speedway.
00:02:51But the real story, Dave, in front of the pack was veteran driver, get this, Rudy Walters!
00:02:57Oh, Walters! Oh, come on, Rudy Walters!
00:03:02I gotta tell you, though, Dave, it's tough to believe Simon Moore could lose a race that badly.
00:03:06What was he driving?
00:03:07He was driving a Ford F-150.
00:03:09A Ford F-150?
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:12This is coming out of your paycheck, Hank.
00:03:14No, this is your paycheck.
00:03:16It wasn't even a good race. I mean, come on, Rudy Walters?
00:03:19I used to race circles around guys like Walters.
00:03:21I think they called that spinning out.
00:03:23Hey, Hank, paycheck.
00:03:24Righty here. Now, he's a freeloader.
00:03:26I know that, and I accept it in him.
00:03:28Artist. Installation artist.
00:03:30Freeloader!
00:03:31The difference is, I've known him since he was a kid.
00:03:34He's a freeloader.
00:03:35Freeloader?
00:03:36Freeloader!
00:03:37Freeloader!
00:03:38Freeloader!
00:03:39Freeloader!
00:03:40Freeloader!
00:03:40I've known him since he was a kid.
00:03:42And strange as it may seem, I trust his judgment.
00:03:46He says you need a job.
00:03:48I give you a job.
00:03:49He says you need a place to stay.
00:03:51I give you a place to stay.
00:03:53Now, what you need right now is a big kick in the head.
00:03:56Well, maybe now's a good time to stop giving me stuff.
00:03:58Here, Joe.
00:03:59What, you've never seen a guy get hollered at before?
00:04:02Hey, if it isn't the wage slaves.
00:04:04Knock it off, Rotty.
00:04:05Now, I know this shop is a joke.
00:04:07And I know the guys who work here are fools, including you, if you must know.
00:04:10You don't have to know that.
00:04:12What I'm trying to say, Hank.
00:04:15I mean, I really think this could be something someday.
00:04:18You know, that's where you come in.
00:04:20Come in how?
00:04:26What, you want me to whip up some bars?
00:04:28No, no, no.
00:04:29That's Rotty's deal.
00:04:31You, Hank.
00:04:32You're gonna enter that.
00:04:35The big fix-off.
00:04:36Chuck, that's tomorrow.
00:04:37Hank, let me lay it out for you.
00:04:39You don't enter, you're fired.
00:04:41Then you're gonna be a washed-up mechanic,
00:04:43as well as a washed-up driver.
00:04:46Oh, come on, Chuck.
00:04:47You can't be serious.
00:04:50Oh, I get it.
00:04:52This is one of those tough love things.
00:04:55Right?
00:04:56OK, you're gonna pick your junker
00:04:59in order of your magic lotto number.
00:05:02So, who's got number one?
00:05:09There he is.
00:05:12You know, if you win, you get to keep it.
00:05:15So pick your junker well.
00:05:17If I win.
00:05:22I don't get it.
00:05:23How can you compete against other mechanics
00:05:25when you're all working on different cars?
00:05:27Number two, where are you?
00:05:29Come get your car.
00:05:30This is a joke, man.
00:05:31Hey.
00:05:35Get your car.
00:05:38Number three, come on down and see me.
00:05:42How come no one's picking that one?
00:05:45Because it's a piece of junk, Rod.
00:05:48Number four.
00:05:51Good luck.
00:05:56Number five.
00:06:03This is like when you're a kid
00:06:04and they're picking up sides for kickball.
00:06:07Six.
00:06:10I was always picked last.
00:06:14I always hated that.
00:06:21Number seven.
00:06:32Here he comes.
00:06:37Pick a winner, pal.
00:06:44I'll take this one.
00:06:51All you said was I had to enter.
00:06:54I like him.
00:06:58He'll get over it.
00:07:00Okay, if everyone's ready,
00:07:03ladies and gentlemen,
00:07:05fix your engines!
00:07:10Okay, little car,
00:07:11let's see what you got under the hood.
00:07:16Screwdriver.
00:07:35I think he said the distributor.
00:07:38That's what it sounded like.
00:07:39How did it know?
00:07:45Well, the distributor's cracked.
00:07:48See?
00:07:50He was right.
00:07:53He was right.
00:07:55He was right.
00:07:58He was right.
00:08:00He was right.
00:08:02He was right.
00:08:04He was right.
00:08:09You're gonna be okay.
00:08:13Just need a little help.
00:08:16A little TLC.
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:22So here we go.
00:08:24Let's meet our panel of distinguished judges.
00:08:28First, from Schott Specialty Autos,
00:08:30the master of the custom car,
00:08:33Mr. Johnny Schott!
00:08:38Hey, you little knee buds, huh?
00:08:41Crazy!
00:08:43Go ahead, Rod.
00:08:45Second, ladies and gentlemen,
00:08:46from the Mohr family of modified motor works,
00:08:48it's T, triple M driver,
00:08:51Mr. Simon Mohr,
00:08:53the Curve!
00:08:56Yeah!
00:09:03Control yourselves.
00:09:05All right, kill it.
00:09:06Our last judge is also reporting on our little event.
00:09:10You'll be sure to kiss her behind, won't you?
00:09:14From Car and Track Magazine,
00:09:16Alex Woodford!
00:09:27Thank you. I'm really...
00:09:29excited.
00:09:33Know her?
00:09:35Dated her.
00:09:43They wouldn't send a photographer.
00:09:44Really?
00:09:45So, Alex, haven't seen me in your magazine for a while.
00:09:50You're working up the wrong skirt, Simon.
00:09:52I just work there.
00:09:53Oh, come on now.
00:09:54Surely you have some sway with your higher-ups.
00:09:57Just because I am no longer racing Formula One
00:10:00doesn't mean I am not newsworthy.
00:10:02No, it means your daddy can't buy you everything.
00:10:06Oh, besides, we just ran the issue
00:10:09on jerks that have too much money last month.
00:10:11Oh, I missed it.
00:10:12Yeah, and you could have been the cover.
00:10:13Damn.
00:10:14Yeah.
00:10:16Wait.
00:10:18I know that mechanic.
00:10:22And I know that car.
00:10:25Okay, folks, it's one lap around the track
00:10:29to find out who the best one is.
00:10:31So, without further ado,
00:10:33mechanics...
00:10:34Hey, I'm locked.
00:10:36Grab your junkers.
00:10:41All right, this is it.
00:10:43Ladies and gentlemen, attempt to start your engines.
00:11:01Okay, buddy, I'm here.
00:11:10Come on, car.
00:11:11One...
00:11:15Two...
00:11:17Three...
00:11:27Hey, let's get those dirt cars off the track
00:11:29while the others come around.
00:11:30Get them out of there.
00:11:32Get them out.
00:11:33Get out of here.
00:11:34Come on.
00:11:35Let's go.
00:11:36Push.
00:11:38Push it.
00:11:39Go, go, go.
00:11:43I'd love to see you kick some tailpipe.
00:11:45We could both use a bit of a boost.
00:12:00Ooh.
00:12:13Well, all right.
00:12:15Let's go.
00:12:21He's doing it.
00:12:24He's really doing it.
00:12:25Ha-ha.
00:12:30Come on.
00:12:36Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:12:39We have a winner.
00:12:41We got a winner.
00:12:42I hope victory is the winner.
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:46Ha-ha-ha.
00:12:54All right.
00:12:55And this year's best and fastest mechanic
00:12:58representing Chuck's Car Shop,
00:13:00in case any of you folks need any car work done,
00:13:04Hank...
00:13:05Cooper.
00:13:06Cooper. Hank Cooper.
00:13:09Thanks.
00:13:10This is just so...
00:13:12so big.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14Really awfully big.
00:13:15I don't know how you did it.
00:13:16And did you do it.
00:13:18Come on.
00:13:19We got some judges who want to meet you.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21I gotta meet some judges.
00:13:22Well, I've never seen such a tiny car
00:13:25do such huge things, bud.
00:13:27You must be one primo mechanic.
00:13:29We got some things to talk about.
00:13:31I'm gonna give you a call, huh?
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:33Come on, Hank. Come on.
00:13:34Uh, Mr. Bowers,
00:13:36anything you'd like to say to this year's winner?
00:13:38Uh, no, not really.
00:13:41Except I happen to know your car,
00:13:44and I don't believe what I just saw.
00:13:46Yeah?
00:13:47Well, believe it.
00:13:48As I kind of fixed it,
00:13:50then I went out and drove the snot out of it.
00:13:52Of course, that's probably when you recognized me.
00:13:57I used to drive.
00:13:58Formula One, we used to race together.
00:14:01We used to what together?
00:14:03Race.
00:14:04I drove.
00:14:05Cooper. Hank... Hank Cooper.
00:14:06Cooper.
00:14:08Cooper.
00:14:10Nope.
00:14:11Can't place it.
00:14:12Of course, you probably never won against me, did you?
00:14:14Well, no.
00:14:16Ah, well, then there you have it.
00:14:17You see, I make it a point
00:14:19never to remember the names of those that I've trounced.
00:14:21Keeps my mind clear for winning and all that.
00:14:24But, hey, look at you.
00:14:27You've found something you're good at.
00:14:29Come on, Hank.
00:14:30There's another judge. I know she wants to meet you.
00:14:34Now, don't tell me you don't remember me.
00:14:37Sure I remember you.
00:14:39The love of my life.
00:14:41Or was it just a month?
00:14:43All I know is your car shouldn't have been able to do what it did.
00:14:47Then again, it did it, so...
00:14:49I don't know what's going on.
00:14:52Thanks for coming, folks.
00:14:54And please, drive safely.
00:14:58Bye.
00:15:03Hey, lady.
00:15:05Nice car.
00:15:06Thanks.
00:15:10So...
00:15:11I want to ask you something.
00:15:13As long as it's not about us.
00:15:15No.
00:15:17It's about how come nobody believes I drove this stupid car
00:15:19one stupid lap around a track?
00:15:22Because you started that lap with a standing start wheelie.
00:15:26Which, given the horsepower-to-weight ratio of a car, is impossible.
00:15:30Well, sure it's impossible.
00:15:33Stock.
00:15:35But this car's been sort of improved, and...
00:15:38I can drive, if you remember.
00:15:41I remember you quit driving.
00:15:47Well, somebody did that wheelie.
00:15:53This better be good.
00:15:54And fast.
00:15:56Well, we can't do it here. We need more room.
00:16:00Now, if nothing amazing happens, I don't have to give that back to you.
00:16:03I kind of dig it now.
00:16:06I just want to know what I saw is real.
00:16:26I don't know.
00:16:27I don't know.
00:16:28I don't know.
00:16:29I don't know.
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00:16:58I don't know.
00:16:59No, no, I didn't see any of it, as I'm coming back.
00:17:25Ha, that was crazy.
00:17:34Cool, wow.
00:17:43Excellent.
00:17:46When did you ring it to do that?
00:17:49I didn't.
00:17:52How can that car do those things?
00:17:59Why am I asking you?
00:18:06Okay, you can knock it off now.
00:18:13Yeah, I'd love to, believe me, I really would, but I can't seem to stop this thing.
00:18:20Give me that, Cooper.
00:18:24Howie, what's going on here?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:32Danger road.
00:18:39You could have killed us, Cooper.
00:18:40Alex, easy, easy, Alex, wait a minute.
00:18:42Now open this door, open it.
00:18:43I'm not keeping it closed.
00:18:44Yeah, right.
00:18:45Alex.
00:18:46Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, stop.
00:18:49Honestly, we can just roll the windows down and crawl out, so let's just calm down.
00:18:57All right.
00:19:01And while we're being calm, why don't we talk about us?
00:19:05You didn't want to talk about us.
00:19:07Changed my mind.
00:19:09So why don't we hear why you decided not to go out with me anymore?
00:19:13Please.
00:19:15You know, I'll bet I can get this open.
00:19:18Sorry, stuck.
00:19:21Why?
00:19:22I mean, it didn't bug me much.
00:19:23I moved on with my life.
00:19:24I'd just like to know why.
00:19:29All right.
00:19:31I didn't want to go out anymore because all you could talk about was racing.
00:19:38That's it?
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:41But you said you loved racing.
00:19:42You couldn't get enough of racing.
00:19:44Hell, you were a race driver.
00:19:46Let me give you a little dating tip.
00:19:48Never blow off women who show an interest in what you do.
00:19:50An interest?
00:19:51Now, wait a minute.
00:19:52You brought up every crash I had, every blown engine, every mis-shift.
00:19:56You threw my entire failed career at me.
00:19:58Well, I'm sorry.
00:20:00But you did basically wipe out every car you drove.
00:20:03Three years in the circuit and you finished in, what, five races?
00:20:06I thought it was kind of funny.
00:20:07Oh, really?
00:20:09Well, let me give you a little dating tip.
00:20:11Don't tell a guy his life's ambition is funny.
00:20:14Well, I liked you.
00:20:15Yeah, well, I liked you, too.
00:20:16So there.
00:20:20What are you doing?
00:20:21Looking for the ejector seat.
00:20:31Well, Veronica, it may have looked like flirting,
00:20:33but try to remember her father owns most of France.
00:20:37Yes, that's right, the country.
00:20:41No, no, no, I'm not mad, not at all.
00:20:45Yes, I realize it's a problem.
00:20:49Well, of course I'll work on it.
00:20:52Yeah, fine.
00:20:54Love you, too.
00:20:56Find out who that one is.
00:20:58Now, more importantly, where is it?
00:21:01Where's what?
00:21:03The little car you got rid of, the one that won that fix-it contest.
00:21:07I thought you hated that car.
00:21:09Well, yes, but I saw it do some rather amazing things,
00:21:12things it didn't seem to do when I had it.
00:21:14Now, I know cars, and I know what they can and can't do,
00:21:17yet for some reason this car can do whatever it wants,
00:21:19and I want to know why.
00:21:21So find out the location of its garage.
00:21:23It had some idiot's name, Chexer.
00:21:25Chax?
00:21:27Chucks.
00:21:28Find it.
00:21:30Hey, Hank, come on!
00:21:35I want to show you something.
00:21:37Look at this.
00:21:38You did it.
00:21:43Hey, Hank, it's just great.
00:21:45We can't handle all the work.
00:21:47They can't handle any work.
00:21:48But, Hank, the point is you did it.
00:21:50You brought honor to our humble shop.
00:21:52Congratulations, Hank.
00:21:54You guys look good out there.
00:21:55You guys?
00:21:56Yeah, you guys.
00:21:59You and especially that little car.
00:22:02Since when did you start liking cars?
00:22:04Don't.
00:22:05I like this one, though.
00:22:07Besides, I think he digs it here.
00:22:09Oh, really?
00:22:10Did he tell you that?
00:22:13In so many words.
00:22:15Oh, yeah, Hank, I'm going to give you a raise.
00:22:17Oh, Chuck, you don't have to do that.
00:22:19I know I don't have to do it.
00:22:20But now that I got you motivated, I don't want to lose you just yet.
00:22:23Lose me to what?
00:22:24Well, uh, remember that guy with the space car yesterday?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31Well, he's putting together a new racing team, you know?
00:22:33I mean, new car, new drivers.
00:22:34I mean, the whole works.
00:22:35And, uh, well, he called, and he was going to offer you a job driving.
00:22:39He is?
00:22:40I told him no.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:42Well, I said you'd think about it.
00:22:43That way I could give you a raise, and then you could turn him down.
00:22:48Great.
00:22:49Another job offer for Hank.
00:22:51Chuck.
00:22:53Uh, Alex from Car and Track?
00:22:56I thought she hated you.
00:22:58Well, I guess she had a change of heart.
00:23:04I'm learning a very weird lesson here.
00:23:06What's that?
00:23:08Everybody loves a quitter.
00:23:13Hello again.
00:23:14Hello again yourself.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16Yes.
00:23:17Uh, don't mind my garage mate.
00:23:18It's his big opening tonight.
00:23:20No, no, no.
00:23:21And, uh, if it's all right, I sort of promised him that we'd stop by.
00:23:24Perfect.
00:23:25Sure.
00:23:26Hi.
00:23:27Hi.
00:23:28This is kind of embarrassing, but I just haven't been able to stop thinking about this car.
00:23:35I mean, I'm the last person to get obsessed about anything.
00:23:38But I'm even thinking my magazine could do a piece on it.
00:23:41Cars that shouldn't be able to do wheelies, but do them anyway.
00:23:45Or the little car that could.
00:23:47Or, uh, well, I just think it's very interesting.
00:23:53An article on Herbie.
00:23:54I like it.
00:23:55His name's Herbie.
00:23:56I like that.
00:23:57I like how the crazy artist knows the car has a name.
00:23:59Go ahead.
00:24:00Ask him.
00:24:01How do you know?
00:24:02He told me.
00:24:03And it's inscribed on a plate under his hood.
00:24:05I'm not deranged, you know.
00:24:06No, no.
00:24:07Of course not.
00:24:08Come on, Alex.
00:24:09Let's go.
00:24:10Aren't we going to take Herbie?
00:24:11Oh, yeah.
00:24:12He needs to get out too, Hank.
00:24:13Now, wait a minute.
00:24:14Hold it.
00:24:15It's a car, okay?
00:24:16It's not going to get mad if we don't invite it to join us.
00:24:18He's not going to be mad.
00:24:20But he is going to be a little hurt.
00:24:23He likes you, Hank.
00:24:25He thinks you're real special.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:31That's very nice.
00:24:33Thanks.
00:24:34Now I'm talking to the car.
00:24:36That's right.
00:24:37Because he's alive and he's got...
00:24:39Do you remember feelings?
00:24:40Uh-huh.
00:24:41Well, if that's true, then I'm sure the car shares my feelings,
00:24:43that you've gone a little psychotic.
00:24:44Oh.
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:46Yeah?
00:24:47Yeah, that's right.
00:24:48You.
00:24:49The guy with the projector.
00:24:50No, I'm talking to you.
00:24:51No soul.
00:24:52No heart.
00:24:53No comb.
00:24:54Can't you guys just see that?
00:24:57Well, we can, uh, we can just take my car.
00:25:00I mean, it's no Herbie.
00:25:02No, it's a Porsche.
00:25:03Let's go.
00:25:04Roddy, we'll see you at the show.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:11The belt doesn't match the pants, Hank.
00:25:25He doesn't mean it.
00:25:30He'll come around.
00:25:33You know what?
00:25:35You come with me.
00:25:45Yeah, you're...
00:25:47You're definitely coming with me.
00:25:55Uh, thanks for picking up dinner, by the way.
00:25:58Well, thank the magazine.
00:25:59You actually qualify as a write-off.
00:26:01Well, still, after yesterday,
00:26:02I wasn't sure if you'd want to see me again.
00:26:05Everyone deserves a second chance.
00:26:07Of course, you're on your fifth or sixth,
00:26:09but hey, who's counting?
00:26:11So which one's Roddy's?
00:26:12Oh, you'll know.
00:26:20Would you excuse me for just a moment?
00:26:25Guys, no.
00:26:28Hank, you did make it.
00:26:30Yeah, sure did.
00:26:31Just a quick question, Rod.
00:26:34What is the car doing here?
00:26:35I told you he needed to get out.
00:26:37And look, he's perfect for this.
00:26:40I thought you liked the car.
00:26:42I... I love Herbie.
00:26:44He's artistic counterpoint
00:26:45to make these awful things more tolerable.
00:26:48I mean, come on, man.
00:26:50Irony.
00:26:51It's the 90s, Hank boy.
00:26:53Excuse me.
00:26:54It's what had to be said, friend.
00:26:57All I can say is thank you.
00:27:05It had to be said.
00:27:07What had to be said?
00:27:08You actually believe them?
00:27:10It says what it says.
00:27:11Say what? I don't hear anything.
00:27:12Say what? What does it say?
00:27:13Hey, you know, he looks pretty good here.
00:27:14Moron.
00:27:15Bumper and beret magazine.
00:27:17Oh.
00:27:18Oh, okay.
00:27:20So you rigged him to respond to voices.
00:27:22Very clever.
00:27:23I didn't rig him to do anything.
00:27:25I just drove him here and parked.
00:27:27Do you mind if we go upstairs?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:37You're welcome.
00:27:38I'm sorry, but I just had to get out of it.
00:27:40I mean, sure, Rod, he's one of my best friends,
00:27:43but sometimes, oh, he really bugs me.
00:27:45You sure it's him, not Herbie?
00:27:47Now, why would a car bug me?
00:27:49Well, maybe he gets too much attention.
00:27:52We don't have to be so observant, you know.
00:27:54We can just chit-chat.
00:27:55Sure.
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:57We can talk about racing.
00:27:58Yeah, we can.
00:28:13He has took the little car.
00:28:17Little car.
00:28:27Incredible.
00:28:30Nice work.
00:28:31Yeah.
00:28:35Yes, please.
00:28:36I'll be cool.
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:41Here they come.
00:28:42Come on.
00:28:43Come on.
00:28:44Come on.
00:28:45Come on.
00:28:51Then I was in a band, Spewbucket.
00:28:54We rocked maybe a little too hard.
00:28:57Then I was in Momenchance.
00:28:59M-U, you know, said there.
00:29:03Then I got into installations.
00:29:09Can I help you with something?
00:29:12Well, you can begin by pointing out the genius behind this masterpiece.
00:29:18Well, seriously, congratulations.
00:29:20You have a true sense of clutter.
00:29:25You're the judge from that contest, right?
00:29:28Well, that'll fix the thing.
00:29:29Do you mind if I have a closer look?
00:29:30No.
00:29:32Sure, whatever.
00:29:41I gotta say, Cooper, I'm loving this.
00:29:45I mean, you know me.
00:29:46Obviously, I love cars, but this is weird.
00:29:49I've seen, driven, or taken apart practically every car there is,
00:29:52from Duesenbergs to U-Go's to Formula One Ferraris,
00:29:55and yet I can't stop thinking about that little bug.
00:30:00And his owner.
00:30:01Oh, yeah, as long as I'm in there somewhere, sure.
00:30:06I was right, wasn't I?
00:30:08You're jealous of him, aren't you?
00:30:11Well, yeah, okay.
00:30:13I'm a little tired of people being more interested in it than me, yeah.
00:30:18Face it, Hank, you have a very interesting car.
00:30:21Oh, well, I feel all better now.
00:30:23Well, why can't you accept that Herbie's, you know, special?
00:30:27Because Herbie is an it, and it's a car.
00:30:29That does wheelies.
00:30:30Oh, yeah, of course, I had nothing to do with it.
00:30:31That can jack itself up and down.
00:30:32Yeah, sure, we all know Hank can't drive.
00:30:34He can go over 100 miles an hour on four cylinders.
00:30:35Oh, yeah, all Hank can do is crash.
00:30:36Well, he's an amazing little car.
00:30:38Here's a little bit of information you might want to absorb.
00:30:41When something good comes your way,
00:30:42you should try to appreciate it, okay?
00:30:45This is still about the car, or am I getting another dating tip?
00:30:49I don't know. Maybe both.
00:30:55Hold that.
00:31:00Move, please.
00:31:01Ah!
00:31:02Rooney!
00:31:04No, no, you'll be criticized if I can't explore it.
00:31:07Installations these days are supposed to be interactive.
00:31:10I'll deal with the critics. Just get out of there.
00:31:13Get out of...
00:31:15Get...
00:31:20You know, I...
00:31:23Hank?
00:31:34Hank?
00:31:42All right, that's it.
00:31:44Whoa!
00:31:46Well, well, Cooper. Cooper, isn't it?
00:31:48Yeah, you know exactly who I am.
00:31:50What are you doing to my car, pal?
00:31:51Honestly?
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:53Well, I've been trying to see how it's been modified
00:31:55because it couldn't have done what I've seen it do,
00:31:57especially given it's driver.
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:00Yeah, really.
00:32:01Let's talk about driving, you and me.
00:32:02Oh, I am petrified.
00:32:03Yeah, you should be.
00:32:04Petrified. Yeah, come on.
00:32:05Let's drive. I've got five speeds for you, pal.
00:32:07Yeah, right. Oh, I am quaking in my boots.
00:32:27You know what? You're out of here.
00:32:29Let's go.
00:32:30Fine, fine, fine.
00:32:32I've got what I need.
00:32:45Rupert, get to the airport.
00:32:47You must locate a German engineer by the name of Stumpfel.
00:32:50No, I don't know where.
00:32:52That's your job with your little high-tech gadgets.
00:32:54Just find him and bring him to me.
00:32:56Dr Gustav Stumpfel.
00:33:03This way.
00:33:07What did I miss?
00:33:13I found him.
00:33:14Of course you did.
00:33:16But I specifically told you to go to Germany and get him.
00:33:20He doesn't live in Germany.
00:33:22He lives in Pomona.
00:33:24Pomona, but that's right here.
00:33:26And so I got him.
00:33:33Presenting Dr Gustav Stumpfel.
00:33:41Dr Stumpfel?
00:33:43Yeah, that's me.
00:33:48Of course it is.
00:33:50Of course it is.
00:33:52Please, please, come in, come in, sit down.
00:33:55We must talk, we must talk.
00:33:57I have so many questions for you, so very, very many.
00:34:00Well, it was much easier then.
00:34:03Over 50 years ago, I was employed by my government
00:34:07to develop what was to be the simplest of cars.
00:34:11Simple to drive, even easier to maintain.
00:34:15A people's car, we came to call it.
00:34:19And so it was just the cutest little thing.
00:34:24But after the war, the American military heard about our work
00:34:28and they insisted I come over here to discuss it with them.
00:34:31So I came.
00:34:34I didn't know, I was young.
00:34:38And they kept me for days.
00:34:41They were so insistent, so loud, so...
00:34:44American? Yeah, I know.
00:34:46Please, come in.
00:34:48Well, they wanted me to tell them all about the car we had made.
00:34:53We want you to tell us all about this car you've made.
00:34:58So I told them about my work.
00:35:01And they revealed they wanted me to build them their own car.
00:35:05We want you to build us our own car.
00:35:07But they seemed to have confused my people's car
00:35:11with some sort of fantastic car that was a people's.
00:35:16They had this crazy thought that my car was somehow alive.
00:35:20And they wanted such a car for themselves.
00:35:23We want one for ourselves.
00:35:25I took them seriously.
00:35:27I didn't know, I was young.
00:35:30So I worked.
00:35:32I attempted to fabricate a car that didn't exist
00:35:35but that they thought I had already made.
00:35:38I stalled for years while I toiled
00:35:41until I realized the design of the car did not matter.
00:35:46Only the metal that it was made from did.
00:35:49So I tried every alloy, every amalgam,
00:35:53every conceivable compound.
00:35:56Then, one day, an accident happened.
00:36:04My most prized possession,
00:36:07a photo of my beloved Elsa, fell into the mix.
00:36:12Now, I realize this is not very scientific,
00:36:16but I believe that the powerful feelings I had for her
00:36:20were somehow transmogrified into the metal itself,
00:36:24making it possible to create a living car.
00:36:28But I knew that it would be used for evil,
00:36:32so I decided to hide him.
00:36:35Now, listen, you. We want this living car!
00:36:38I told them I had failed.
00:36:41Once they were convinced,
00:36:43I snuck the little car out and set him free.
00:36:47Later, I learned that he had found a good home
00:36:50with a man named Douglas
00:36:52and that he had been racing to great success.
00:36:56So that's the secret?
00:36:58Amazing.
00:37:03Doctor,
00:37:05how would you like the chance to create another?
00:37:11Another little car?
00:37:14Of course, but it would be impossible.
00:37:17I don't have the facilities, you see.
00:37:19Please, feel free to use mine.
00:37:22No, you don't understand.
00:37:24I would need the ability to forge steel,
00:37:27to fabricate sheet metal at will.
00:37:30I would need a manufacturing capability of a severe nature.
00:37:44No.
00:38:01It's a bit enough for you, Doctor?
00:38:11Better, but it is truly impossible.
00:38:14I would need a fragment of the original metal
00:38:16from the little car himself.
00:38:18Well, I don't suppose this would do?
00:38:20It's original. It was a gift.
00:38:29But there's still one thing.
00:38:32Perhaps you would have something of your own
00:38:36to enhance the mixture.
00:38:39A framed photo of someone you love?
00:38:44Someone I love.
00:38:47Yes, of course.
00:38:49Rupert, get me a photograph of that person that I love so much.
00:38:52Now, Rupert.
00:38:55Doctor, you'll have that and more.
00:38:57Now, can you build the car or not?
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:05I think I can.
00:39:15Rupert, you didn't actually have to go and...
00:39:20Well, maybe we could sneak that into the mix somehow, eh, Rupert?
00:39:27In fact, perhaps we could sneak quite a bit into the mix.
00:39:35Rupert, wake up my engineers. They've got work to do.
00:39:38Those other fools think their little car's so lovingly special.
00:39:42Wait till they see mine.
00:40:01Roddy, where's the key?
00:40:03I don't know. It wasn't there last night after the show either.
00:40:07Well, how'd you get home?
00:40:11Herbie drove.
00:40:15Look, I really wanted to see the little car do its tricks.
00:40:19Maybe I should come back later.
00:40:21Donny, forget about the little car.
00:40:23I'm not going to be racing, and I'm going to be driving your cars.
00:40:26Drive? You said you were going to drive anything.
00:40:30Well, Chuck told me that you're putting together a racing team,
00:40:33and you need a driver, so I'm your guy.
00:40:37I've got plenty of drivers, son.
00:40:39What I need is a funny little joke car to entertain the line at the snack bar.
00:40:44You're just the mechanic.
00:40:50Oh.
00:40:54Well, then you can take your little snack bar and shove it...
00:40:59Donny.
00:41:08Hey, Hank, for what it's worth, I'm sorry.
00:41:12Yeah, well, it would have come out eventually.
00:41:17But how come nobody can get it straight
00:41:19that I am the reason this stupid little car does what it does?
00:41:22Hank, Herbie does what he does for you, not because of you.
00:41:26Okay?
00:41:28Oh, I see. So I'm just a bystander, and the car's doing me favors.
00:41:32Let me ask you a question.
00:41:34If the car doesn't need a key, then how come it wouldn't start for little old me?
00:41:37Herbie didn't want to be a clown.
00:41:40I mean, he's got pride, too, you know.
00:41:43Oh, I like that. Now the car's got pride.
00:41:49Well, you know what?
00:41:51So do I.
00:41:53And I am out of here.
00:41:55Out of here where, Hank?
00:41:57I don't care.
00:41:59Anywhere there isn't some stupid little car taking credit for everything I do.
00:42:14He doesn't mean what he says.
00:42:18I know, I know. But he'll be back.
00:42:22In the meantime, you're just gonna have to be the bigger man here, Herb.
00:42:28Yeah, well, I think you'll find all men are that way. It's not just me.
00:42:34We have a serious problem.
00:42:37What's happened?
00:42:39Something got into the mix. Something wrong.
00:42:42So? Did you build it?
00:42:44Yes, but something is horribly wrong.
00:42:46So you said. Now show it to me.
00:42:52Okay.
00:42:54We must destroy it.
00:43:22You'll do no such thing.
00:43:28He's beautiful.
00:43:31He's amazing.
00:43:34He certainly is.
00:43:40And now I'm beginning to think it would be best to eliminate the competition.
00:43:49Eliminate?
00:43:52I can do that.
00:43:54Good.
00:43:56Do you want to come along?
00:43:57No, no, no, no. I shouldn't be there.
00:43:59I don't have any oil in my hands.
00:44:03Uh, what about, uh, Dr. Stumpfle?
00:44:10Hasn't got a clue.
00:44:12Cut him loose.
00:44:23He's gone.
00:44:27I told him you'd come back, but I guess he couldn't wait.
00:44:32Roddy, how could somebody take him without a key?
00:44:38Nobody took him.
00:44:41Okay.
00:44:44Okay.
00:44:46So, what you're saying is that, uh, Herbie went out looking for me?
00:44:53Yeah, that's exactly it.
00:44:59I know you think I'm whacked out, Hank.
00:45:04But this is real.
00:45:06Think about it.
00:45:08The wheelies, the locked doors.
00:45:10Heck, driving me home last night.
00:45:14Think about it, Hank.
00:45:19He's alive.
00:45:26Nobody would believe I made the car do what it did...
00:45:33because he did it.
00:45:49He is alive, isn't he?
00:46:03I've got to find him.
00:46:34Hey!
00:46:50Hey!
00:46:59Hey!
00:47:04Hey!
00:47:21Hey!
00:47:34Hey!
00:47:41Hey!
00:47:46Hey!
00:47:55Sorry, little car.
00:47:58It's the end of the road.
00:48:04Hey!
00:48:06Hey!
00:48:08Hey!
00:48:25Herbie?
00:48:29Herb?
00:48:33Herbie!
00:48:36Herbie!
00:48:50Herbie?
00:49:03Herbie?
00:49:11Oh, Herb.
00:49:15What did they do to you?
00:49:21What did I do to you?
00:49:24It'll be okay.
00:49:28We'll fix you up.
00:49:35Hang in there, Herb.
00:49:38Hang on, buddy.
00:49:53Hang in there.
00:50:23Hang in there.
00:50:53Hang in there.
00:51:24I'm Jim Douglas.
00:51:28I was a friend of Herbie's.
00:51:31I think we need to talk.
00:51:39Do you mind if I take a look?
00:51:42It's worse than you think.
00:51:45Well, don't worry. I've seen pretty bad.
00:51:54Oh, Herbie.
00:51:58Oh, my little car.
00:52:01I'm sorry, but if you used to own Herbie, then...
00:52:06He built the car 30 years ago.
00:52:10Well, nice job, because he's amazing.
00:52:15Well, was.
00:52:18And will be again.
00:52:21That'll be a good trick.
00:52:23He's pretty far gone, Mr. Douglas.
00:52:25All we need is a computerized metalworks factory
00:52:28with total parts replication facilities.
00:52:31Yeah, well, that's fine, but all we have is Chuck's.
00:52:34Sorry, Chuck.
00:52:37But what are we even talking about?
00:52:40We're going to rebuild him.
00:52:50I've got a parts house that delivers.
00:52:52No, unless we make the new car entirely from the old,
00:52:56it won't be Herbie.
00:52:58Oh, yeah? Any non-original parts?
00:53:01No.
00:53:03Well, we'll have to make a new car entirely from the old.
00:53:07Oh, yeah? Any non-original parts?
00:53:10It'll cause him to lose his vital essence.
00:53:15So what are you saying?
00:53:17That we have to reshape these actual parts?
00:53:21That's right.
00:53:26We know a place that makes cars from scratch.
00:53:28I mean, they're stupid cars,
00:53:30but the shop has every kind of metalworking rig there is.
00:53:32That would help, right? Of course.
00:53:35But Hank, he hates your guts.
00:53:39Yeah, I know that, but I've got to try something.
00:53:44Well, now, it doesn't work that fast cost mucho, bud.
00:53:48Especially for guys who make me mad.
00:53:50Serious mucho. Get it?
00:53:52I get it. Look, I've got some money.
00:53:55That's your racing money. You're going to buy...
00:53:57I know what I was going to do, Roddy.
00:53:59So, are you in?
00:54:03If you're paying, I'm playing.
00:54:06Okay, I'll load up the pieces. You can start right away.
00:54:10Hey, look, I'm sorry about your cars, too.
00:54:13Maybe tomorrow. No charge.
00:54:15We're doing something important here.
00:54:18Or at least I think it's important.
00:54:33There you go. Thank you.
00:54:35So, what was he like when you knew him?
00:54:43Oh, he was...
00:54:45He was everything we'd like ourselves to be.
00:54:49Loyal, giving, pure.
00:54:53He was...
00:54:55He was everything we'd like ourselves to be.
00:54:58Loyal, giving, pure.
00:55:02Well, I wish I had that figured out before this happened.
00:55:06No, he'd understand.
00:55:08That's probably what he's best at, understanding.
00:55:11That and soaking up the personality of his owner
00:55:15and then giving it back to him.
00:55:19I'm not exactly following you.
00:55:22Well, he, uh...
00:55:24He becomes like his owner
00:55:26and then helps them get what they need.
00:55:29So, it wasn't Herbie that whipped out to that secluded spot
00:55:33and locked the doors and all that.
00:55:35It was you, trying to get me alone.
00:55:37Me?
00:55:39No, it was the car.
00:55:42Herbie did that to me, too.
00:55:44That's how I met my wife.
00:55:51Just give me a wrench, will you?
00:55:53Yeah.
00:56:02Hey, you didn't eat your fishwich.
00:56:04Yeah, well, I'll get to it later.
00:56:07Special delivery.
00:56:08Oh, hey, great. Just put them in place.
00:56:15Looks like you're making some progress.
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:19Here's your money now.
00:56:24Why don't you get it to me later?
00:56:27Are you serious?
00:56:30I never joke about money, bud.
00:56:33Yeah, I'll get that.
00:56:40So, what time tomorrow?
00:56:45He's still at it.
00:56:48Won't stop.
00:56:59Hank?
00:57:01Is there anything we can do?
00:57:04Nope.
00:57:08Oh, my boy.
00:57:10You mustn't give up.
00:57:13Oh, I'm not giving up.
00:57:19I'm finished.
00:57:22I think you all know Herbie.
00:57:29Herbie?
00:57:31So, is he the same car?
00:57:34Well, I don't know.
00:57:37The stupid part is, we don't even have a key to find out.
00:57:42I, uh, always kept a spare.
00:57:47Just for luck.
00:57:50Oh, no, thank you.
00:57:55Please.
00:57:58The honor is yours.
00:58:40But...
00:58:43Is it him?
00:58:48Herbie?
00:59:03Good boy.
00:59:06Good boy.
00:59:17Does it need some kind of service?
00:59:19Get a mechanic in here, Rupert.
00:59:21He's tired of being cooped up in here.
00:59:23He needs some exercise.
00:59:25Of course, of course, a machine of this caliber needs to be run and run hard.
00:59:28Get my driving gloves.
00:59:30Now!
00:59:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:59:34Take it easy there, my little friend.
00:59:36Take it easy.
00:59:39Yeah.
00:59:47Well, pal, I...
00:59:51I think you're in the hands of some real fine people here.
00:59:56And, yes, yes, they do look good together.
01:00:04You've been great, Herbie.
01:00:07I'll see you around.
01:00:09Jim.
01:00:11Uh, what are you doing?
01:00:14It's time for me to go.
01:00:16But what if we need your help?
01:00:19If you have any other questions, ask Herbie.
01:00:21He'll know.
01:00:28So you think it's true?
01:00:30What, that Herbie has all the answers?
01:00:33No.
01:00:35That he's trying to bring us back together.
01:00:37Because I've...
01:00:39That's crazy.
01:00:40You bet it is.
01:00:42Oh, whoa.
01:00:43Well, I'm just gonna get some more coffee.
01:00:45Yeah, I gotta clean up around here, too.
01:00:56Well, if you are gunning for us, pal,
01:00:59you got your work cut out for you.
01:01:01Neat.
01:01:07Slow down, slow down a bit.
01:01:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:13Just where exactly are we...
01:01:19going?
01:01:24Yes, yes, I see, I see.
01:01:26Settle down, settle down.
01:01:28Look, look.
01:01:30I won't have any more of this.
01:01:32Stay put.
01:01:36I'll be right back.
01:01:38I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
01:01:44Hey, Doc, when was the first time
01:01:47you knew he was special?
01:01:50Oh, from the very beginning.
01:01:53He spoke to me.
01:01:55Hey, he spoke to me, too, Doc.
01:01:59Herbie.
01:02:06Doc?
01:02:09Doc, where are you going?
01:02:11I must learn the blueprints.
01:02:13The blueprints to what?
01:02:15To the little car.
01:02:17I did something horrible.
01:02:19I must make amends.
01:02:21No, there cannot be another one.
01:02:23Another Herbie? No, that's impossible, Doc.
01:02:25Not only is it possible,
01:02:27it has already happened.
01:02:31Knock, knock.
01:02:40So...
01:02:42this is the home of the nice people's car.
01:02:47What a perfectly ridiculous dump.
01:02:51I've come to offer you a chance
01:02:53to redeem yourself, Cooper.
01:02:55Redeem myself how?
01:02:57By racing again
01:02:59against my little car.
01:03:04Your little car?
01:03:07And that's why I'm proposing the following stakes
01:03:09for our little race.
01:03:11The winner takes home both cars
01:03:15to do with what he wants.
01:03:17Now, then, shall we say tomorrow,
01:03:20little cars at dawn?
01:03:26You make it sound like a duel.
01:03:32That's exactly what it is.
01:03:35And may the best car win.
01:03:56Okay, so where is this jerk?
01:03:59Maybe he had second thoughts.
01:04:06I don't think so.
01:04:26Morning.
01:04:28Ready to lose?
01:04:30What?
01:04:32I see these two know each other.
01:04:37It's all right, Herbie.
01:04:39It's okay, easy. We're here.
01:04:41Where did he get that car?
01:04:43That's what the doctor meant.
01:04:45He said there was another Herbie.
01:04:47Do you mind?
01:04:49He's not another Herbie. His name's Horace.
01:04:52And he's a vast improvement on your car.
01:04:55Just curb your violence.
01:04:57That's not what this is about.
01:04:59Yet.
01:05:01Now, the finish line is 20 miles through that pass
01:05:04I've arranged for the private use of this road,
01:05:06so you will see neither other cars
01:05:08nor radar-wielding authority figures.
01:05:10You need only worry about me.
01:05:13There's no rules, of course,
01:05:15other than the loser loses his vehicle.
01:05:19And I am so looking forward to owning you.
01:05:23Horace is going to have such fun with him.
01:05:26Are we going to race here or what?
01:05:28Oh, yeah, we're going to race, all right.
01:05:30This is such a guy thing.
01:05:33Doesn't somebody need to wave a flag
01:05:35or do a countdown or something?
01:05:41I didn't actually mean me.
01:05:43See you at the finish line, Cooper.
01:05:45Don't be too long.
01:05:47I'll see you there.
01:05:49See you at the finish line, Cooper.
01:05:51Don't be too long.
01:05:53Rupert, let's get this over with.
01:05:55Okay, gang.
01:05:59Saddle up.
01:06:01Okay, boys, very simply,
01:06:03we're up against more horsepower,
01:06:05faster aerodynamics,
01:06:07and one really nasty Scotsman.
01:06:09We could get our tails kicked.
01:06:11Well, then maybe this isn't the best time to bring up the fact
01:06:13that I haven't exactly raced in a while.
01:06:15Oh, come on, guys, we'll do fine.
01:06:19Okay, Horace, this is what you've been built for.
01:06:22Don't let me down.
01:06:50On three!
01:06:52One!
01:06:56Two!
01:07:00Three!
01:07:02Aah!
01:07:04Aah!
01:07:06Aah!
01:07:08Aah!
01:07:10Aah!
01:07:12Aah!
01:07:14Aah!
01:07:16Aah!
01:07:19Go, Herbie!
01:07:21Go!
01:07:23Go!
01:07:27They're all gonna die.
01:07:38Come on.
01:07:40Come on, baby.
01:07:49Aah!
01:07:51Aah!
01:07:53Aah!
01:07:55Aah!
01:07:57Aah!
01:08:04Aah!
01:08:13Aah!
01:08:18You see, Rupert, this is going to be all too easy.
01:08:25Please.
01:08:26Boy, that car can really move.
01:08:33Yeah, well, he's being driven well.
01:08:44Herbie's just holding back a bit.
01:08:50Any time now, he's going to strike.
01:08:51Yeah, well, any time would be just fine, Herbie.
01:08:53Oh, it just gets to be so tiring all the time.
01:09:05Women always throwing themselves at me.
01:09:08And again, who can blame them?
01:09:11Well, you got all that money.
01:09:14And charm and wit.
01:09:18You have a lot of really nice clothes.
01:09:22Now that's more like it.
01:09:26Rupert, perhaps you underestimated them.
01:09:28If you will, hang on.
01:09:40Okay, I'll give you a wash, a wax,
01:09:44and one of those little air fresheners.
01:09:47Deal?
01:10:00They're gaining on us.
01:10:09We're ready, right?
01:10:10You're right, you're right.
01:10:17I got him, I got him.
01:10:27How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:10:40Excellent move, my friend.
01:10:49You ready for this?
01:10:58Oh, he wants to trade paint, does he?
01:11:05Damn, they're passing us.
01:11:09Rupert, I believe it's time to reveal the first modification.
01:11:39Hey!
01:11:40What is it, Roddy?
01:11:41Paint!
01:11:42Why?
01:11:46Oh, you got to be kidding me.
01:11:51Hey!
01:11:52Hey!
01:11:58He's going to kill her.
01:11:59Do something!
01:12:00I'm trying, I'm trying.
01:12:11Back off!
01:12:12Back off!
01:12:17This is where we say ciao.
01:12:25Now that's racing.
01:12:40Herbie, are you okay?
01:12:42Oh, man.
01:12:45Hank, Hank, what are we going to do?
01:12:48We can probably fix it, Hank.
01:12:50It's not your fault he did this.
01:12:53We can get back in.
01:12:54Yeah.
01:12:55Probably.
01:12:59Well, that's that.
01:13:00We've done it.
01:13:01Great.
01:13:02What do we do now?
01:13:04We celebrate.
01:13:06Well, guess who packed your favorite sparkling cider?
01:13:10I did.
01:13:13Look, Hank, if you're not going to do anything about this, we will.
01:13:17Forget it.
01:13:18The spare is flat, too.
01:13:21It's the one thing I didn't have time to fix.
01:13:24So that's it?
01:13:26We're just done?
01:13:27Look, even if the spare was good, I'm just not sure if we should go on.
01:13:33Oh, great.
01:13:36So this is where I give the big Susie cheerleader speech.
01:13:39Be the rah-rah adoring female, huh?
01:13:42Oh, no, Hank, you have to go on.
01:13:44I believe in you, Hank.
01:13:45You can do it, Hank.
01:13:47Is that what's supposed to happen now?
01:13:49Well, forget it.
01:13:51All I can say is I can't believe after what we've been through you're just going to quit.
01:13:55What?
01:13:56What?
01:13:58You just said you thought we shouldn't go on.
01:14:03Well, it's not for me.
01:14:04I'm talking about Herbie.
01:14:06I mean, the guy's a friend of mine now, and they almost killed him out there, and...
01:14:10Doggone it, Alex.
01:14:11I'm not going to let that happen again, okay?
01:14:13Okay.
01:14:14So what are we going to do now?
01:14:17I have no idea.
01:14:20So I think I'll just follow Jim's advice.
01:14:23Well, ask Herbie.
01:14:30All right, pal, what do you say?
01:14:33In or out?
01:14:36I'd say we're in.
01:14:38Yeah, but the spare's still flat.
01:14:40Yeah.
01:14:46But it's a good thing you're an artist.
01:14:51Roddy, you got talent.
01:14:53You think it'll hold?
01:14:54I don't know, but it's our only shot.
01:14:56That is, of course, if we're even still in the race.
01:15:00Oh, we're still in it all right.
01:15:04Then let's hit the road.
01:15:08So the old Hank's back, huh?
01:15:10Not the old quitting Hank, but the older Hank.
01:15:13The Hank that never gave up.
01:15:15I guess he is.
01:15:16Good, because he's the one I liked.
01:15:18You are a very confusing woman.
01:15:20You know that?
01:15:21I try.
01:15:26That's a great little Suzy cheerleader speech, by the way.
01:15:28Oh, shut up.
01:15:29What is this, a staring contest?
01:15:31Let's go!
01:15:35Think we can catch him?
01:15:47Oh, we'll catch him, no problem.
01:15:49I'm just worried about what happens when we do.
01:16:11There he is.
01:16:12Go get him, Herb.
01:16:14Anyway, another toast to me?
01:16:18Simon?
01:16:22All very well.
01:16:23If they refuse to lose gracefully, they can die like slugs.
01:16:26Rupert, strap yourself in.
01:16:28Time for modification number two.
01:16:35He's letting us catch him.
01:16:37Why?
01:16:41Maybe because of that.
01:16:46What the?
01:16:49Grenades?
01:17:04You missed.
01:17:05Shut up!
01:17:06You did miss.
01:17:07Shut up!
01:17:08He's not trying to beat us, he's trying to kill us.
01:17:11Of course.
01:17:12Don't you get it?
01:17:13He has to get rid of her.
01:17:15This isn't just a road race to him.
01:17:16It's a duel between good and evil, love and hate.
01:17:19And as long as love is around, hate can never rule.
01:17:22But if hate were to win...
01:17:27We have to beat him.
01:17:28That's all.
01:17:29Oh, sure.
01:17:30Nothing like a little pressure.
01:17:32Hang on!
01:17:51You're driving like a champ, Hank.
01:17:52You really are.
01:17:54Hey, you might actually win one.
01:17:55Of course, if you don't want to ruin your record, you could just pull over to the side here.
01:17:59Not quite yet.
01:18:04Uh, he's out of grenades, right?
01:18:07Yeah, well, how should I know?
01:18:18You got a slingshot past him?
01:18:20Nope.
01:18:21Something a little bit bolder.
01:18:25Rupert, prepare for modification number three.
01:18:31Number three?
01:18:42You can run, but you can't hide.
01:18:45Simon, I don't think that...
01:18:47Lock onto them, Rupert.
01:18:51Lock onto them!
01:18:59What's he doing?
01:19:01I don't know, but I'll bet you we're not gonna like it.
01:19:03Rupert!
01:19:04Fire!
01:19:15What is he up to?
01:19:18It's vast.
01:19:29Pull together, pal.
01:19:31I don't think you can.
01:19:55Ha ha!
01:20:07Yes!
01:20:14And that, as they say, is that.
01:20:20This is about to get interesting.
01:20:28Whoa!
01:20:36Oh, guys!
01:20:39Oh, uh, pick a side, Alex.
01:20:48Well, how American of them.
01:20:50They've become a drive-through.
01:21:18What is that?
01:21:24I think it's the finish line.
01:21:25Yes, of course it is, but who are all those people?
01:21:31Hey, Simon!
01:21:33You said you wanted to be in my magazine.
01:21:40I'm thinking now you'd make a great cover.
01:21:47Really?
01:21:48It'll be a huge photo of just you!
01:21:52Unfortunately, it'll be us a loser.
01:21:57You Yanks never give up.
01:22:00No, we don't!
01:22:05No, no, no!
01:22:30Hey!
01:22:33Ha ha!
01:22:36Well, it looks like we've got a little more welding to do.
01:22:45Hey, you almost won!
01:22:49Hey, there he was!
01:22:51Ha ha!
01:22:52Good work, Alex!
01:22:53He did it!
01:22:54He did it!
01:22:55He's in the ceremony!
01:22:59You know, second place.
01:23:07It's not that bad.
01:23:13in place. It's not that bad. I hate that car.
01:23:27Yeah, yeah, Horace. I know you hate him too. I know you hate him. I know you...
01:23:35Whoa, whoa. Hey, look out!
01:23:40Yes.
01:23:44Oh, no!
01:23:48Get off!
01:24:13No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:15No!
01:24:17No!
01:24:43Simon?
01:24:44Shots.
01:24:55What are you all looking at?
01:25:01Who's the owner of that vehicle?
01:25:03The dead one? I am. What of it?
01:25:05Illegal detonation of explosives, driving an unregistered devil car, illegal dumping of said devil car.
01:25:11Excuse me!
01:25:12But I don't think you know who you're talking to.
01:25:15Shut up!
01:25:17What are you saying?
01:25:18What I'm saying is, you're going to the big house, and I believe you've got a cellmate.
01:25:25Come on.
01:25:29I'll get you, Cooper. And your little bug, too.
01:25:33Hey, Alex. I'll give you a call.
01:25:35You're only allowed one.
01:25:37Okay. New tires, new seats, new paint. But that's my final offer.
01:25:43Now, if the groom will place the ring on the bride's finger.
01:25:47All right. Now, you're a man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
01:25:52Great. Great. You got it?
01:25:54Okay, next set up.
01:25:55So, that's the cover, huh?
01:25:56Yeah.
01:25:57Very nice.
01:25:58Oh, it's going to be real sweet.
01:25:59Okay, Pepe, let's set up for the historical shot.
01:26:02You got room for me in there?
01:26:04Yeah.
01:26:06Well, well. The man in the car's life.
01:26:08Come on, Hank.
01:26:12Okay, everybody. Say, Herbie.
01:26:14Herbie!
01:26:16Great! Thanks!
01:26:18Pepe, you were fantastic, as always.
01:26:20Okay, bride and groom, that's a wrap. Thanks.
01:26:23Okay.
01:26:24Okay.
01:26:25Okay.
01:26:26Okay.
01:26:27Okay.
01:26:28Okay.
01:26:29Okay, bride and groom, that's a wrap. Thanks.
01:26:32You know, Alex, I'll bet you'd look pretty good in one of those.
01:26:37You would.
01:26:38What do I do with this?
01:26:40Toss it.
01:26:48Hey, Herb. Looks like I'm next.
01:26:50I got a shop to run. Are we done with this already?
01:26:53Oh, yes. We're done.
01:26:54I just have one little question.
01:26:56Where are we going tonight?
01:26:57Uh, well, I don't know.
01:26:59Herbie hasn't told me yet.
01:27:01Hey, Alex.
01:27:02What are you going to call this article?
01:27:05I don't know. I was thinking about...
01:27:08The Love Bug.
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