Ryan Gosling - Papyrus - SNL Avatar Skit
Transcript
00:00It happened again, I thought it was behind me, but the dreams came back, I was up all
00:11night, I can't eat, I can't sleep.
00:17What's wrong?
00:18It haunts me.
00:19Nothing.
00:20Stephen, not this again.
00:21I forgot about it for years, but then I remembered that Avatar, the giant international blockbuster,
00:35used the papyrus font as its logo.
00:38Avatar, the movie from like nine years ago?
00:42Yeah, he just highlighted Avatar, he clicked the drop down menu and then he just randomly
00:49selected papyrus, like a thoughtless child just wandering by a garden, just yanking
00:57leaves along the way.
01:00And so now you're worried about the sequels that are coming out?
01:03They're making more?
01:04You'd say.
01:05Well, I think I've heard that one.
01:08So they changed the artwork, they fixed it.
01:14It looks similar.
01:16He just got away with it.
01:23This man, this professional graphic designer, was it laziness?
01:29Was it cruelty?
01:33You've shown me this before.
01:34I don't even think this is literally papyrus.
01:37Maybe that was the starting point, but they clearly modified this.
01:39But whatever they did, it wasn't enough!
01:47And now here I am doing what I vowed to never do again, sitting outside his house, hoping
01:53to catch a glimpse of him, to see him do his little things, live his insane little life.
01:58I think about it every time I see papyrus.
02:01Okay, where else do you even see this font?
02:04Kookaburras, Shakira merch, off-brand tees.
02:26Oh my god, are you okay?
02:27What happened?
02:28Do you remember the Avatar logo?
02:32Yeah, it was tribal, yet futuristic.
02:35Papyrus!
02:37Oh, sure.
02:43I know what you did.
02:46I know what you did!
03:01I know what you did!