Honest and straightforward small-town Shirlee Kenyon chucks her boyfriend and heads for Chicago. Accidentally having to | dG1fWmFpSjYyNmFOdnM
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00:00Sometimes, a dog runs the wrong squirrel up the right tree.
00:05Pardon me?
00:06Shirley Kenyon is bringing the common touch to her new job.
00:09WNDY, hello.
00:10I know you've been holding and you should be grateful.
00:15Everybody else got cut off.
00:17She's just what Chicago Talk Radio's WNDY needs.
00:21They just don't know it yet.
00:22So who did you hire to destroy my ratings now?
00:24Until a simple wrong turn leads to a case of mistaken identity.
00:28This must be a girl.
00:29I just came in for a cup of coffee.
00:31And land Shirley in the wrong place.
00:33Ten seconds.
00:34At the right time.
00:35My boss gave me notice when I came home and told to my husband, Ken.
00:36He said that I was a loser.
00:41I want you to tell him that you're doing the very best you can, that you can do just fine
00:46on your own.
00:47Then grab your bowling bag and get the hell out of there.
00:49Now Shirley's got everyone talking.
00:51Who are you?
00:52It's Dr. Kenyon.
00:53Who the hell is Dr. Kenyon?
00:54You just hired her.
00:55I didn't hire her.
00:56I hired Dr. Kimball.
00:57I hired Dr. Kimball.
00:58Kendall.
00:59Kenyon.
01:00They absolutely love you.
01:01The hottest new personality in Chicago radio is Dr. Shirley.
01:07There's just one problem.
01:08Wait a minute.
01:09This says Dr. Shirley here.
01:10Oh, right.
01:11The boss wants a doctor, so that's what you are.
01:14It's not true.
01:15Captain Kangaroo wasn't really a captain.
01:17He wasn't even a kangaroo.
01:19You are a doctor of the heart.
01:21I want to publicize the hell out of her.
01:23Ads, promos, billboards.
01:25I don't want you ever.
01:27Don't talk about your past at all.
01:29Milo, I'm telling you, there's a story here.
01:31One day she's on a bridge willing to risk her neck for 20 bucks and the next day, practically,
01:34she's Chicago's answer to Dr. Joyce Brothers.
01:36Uh-uh.
01:37It smells.
01:38You're wasting your time, Jack.
01:39And when a reporter wants the scoop, he'll go right to the heart of the matter.
01:43What kind of doctor are you?
01:44I'm a doctor of the heart.
01:45You're really interested in me, aren't you?
01:46I want to know everything about you.
01:47I have a bad track record with men.
01:48Hey, Steve.
01:49Do we know a Shirley Kenyon?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Who wants to know?
01:52Now, while he's on the trail of a hot lead, she's riding the ratings to success.
01:59I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
02:02When can I get the story?
02:03Oh, so now you think it's a story.
02:04Get that off the cross, honey.
02:05Somebody needs the wood.
02:06We'll take it.
02:07Just the way it is.
02:08Alan, I don't need a place this fancy.
02:09I love when you talk sweet to me.
02:10You haven't even heard sweet yet.
02:11How much have you got on her?
02:12Almost enough.
02:13There's something I should tell you.
02:14Will it keep?
02:15Yes, it will.
02:16I discovered Shirley.
02:17Make her sound like Penicillin.
02:18Zim Zimmerman's sitting right over there.
02:19I want to get you on his show.
02:20This is Joan.
02:21She has a marital problem.
02:22I would suggest that you let sleeping dogs lie.
02:23You do not hate your husband for doing this.
02:24You hate yourself.
02:25It's her fault her husband's cheating.
02:26You know who came up with the expression, let sleeping dogs lie?
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