Police S01E01 New Years Eve
Police S01E01 New Years Eve
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00:0020, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.
00:30So if he's going straight through these trees, we'll never see him.
00:45Huh?
01:01Cops.
01:08Nothing there.
01:09It's cold, mate. It's cold. It's been here a while.
01:17What's the number?
01:18J-O-B-3-1-9-L.
01:20Can you give us a torch? I'll see if there's any injuries.
01:27Yeah, there's blood on the seat.
01:29And somebody's hit the windscreen.
01:32Tango 2-9-H.
01:34Yeah, 2-9-H.
01:35Yeah, we've got this Grenada, J-O-B-3-1-9-L.
01:42No person's in it.
01:44A lot of blood.
01:46And the front's completely pushed in.
01:49Where did the report come from?
01:51And do you know if ambulances attended and taken anybody away?
01:55It's bloody cold.
01:57It's bloody cold.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I wonder if this is the one that went to barks earlier.
02:01Who knows? Maybe they'll be able to tell us.
02:06It wouldn't take long to go cold tonight, Kevin.
02:08It's got a daft tax on it as well.
02:10Eh?
02:11The number on the tax is H-R-D-4-2-1-L.
02:14H-R-D? Yeah.
02:16And the number on the front of the card doesn't match with that.
02:18What's that, H-R-D?
02:19H-R-D-4-2-1-L.
02:21Does that relate to a Grenada?
02:23Well, I don't know. I haven't checked it.
02:25Oh.
02:27A goods Ford.
02:2984 quid.
02:30So he's obviously got a goods vehicle somewhere as well.
02:32It's been nicked. Yeah.
02:33So you've got a stolen tax anyway.
02:35Well...
02:39He's ripped out that nearside suspension unit train.
02:42How the hell do they survive?
02:44CHOIR SINGS
02:53CHOIR SINGS
03:08What did you hit her for?
03:09I didn't hit her.
03:10She said you hit her.
03:11What did you hit her for?
03:12She's a terrible liar, though.
03:14God, this is...
03:16Sorry.
03:17Come on, you carry on.
03:18How did you end up on the car?
03:19You're under arrest on suspicion of causing AVH.
03:22All right?
03:25Port 1012.
03:28You're a pain.
03:30What do you mean, I'm a pain?
03:31You're a pain. That's what I said you are.
03:33You beat her up, and you'll be all lovey-dovey tomorrow.
03:36A few more beers and you'll beat her up again.
03:38No, I didn't beat her up.
03:40Oh, let's get a black eye. Fall over.
03:42She fell down the stairs.
03:45I mean, that's the trouble. Nobody believes you.
03:48You haven't gone out on the beer and left some young kids in the house.
03:51No, no, no, indeed not, no.
03:53Makes a change.
03:56You sure you're going to make a complaint now when we get down to the station?
04:03Glenn, she's changed her mind again.
04:06She's not going to make a complaint.
04:08Pain in the arse, isn't it?
04:09Have they given you a 1012?
04:11No.
04:14Take him in?
04:15Yeah.
04:16He can go in.
04:18Keep your hands on the top of the car, pal.
04:22We were both going home together.
04:24We were both going to the police station.
04:26Yeah, we were going to the police station.
04:28You've been arrested.
04:29Drunk and disorderly. Understand?
04:32I wasn't drunk.
04:33If she wants to make a complaint, we'll have an ABH for that injury to her eye.
04:41I don't know.
04:42Waste of time.
04:43Waste of time.
04:44Waste of time.
04:46Gets him off the street for the night.
05:02I am not drunk and disorderly.
05:09I was dragged out the doorway and beat in the floor
05:12and kicked, kicked and kicked by policemen.
05:16And by Christ, I'm going to make up none of that.
05:19Shut up.
05:20Did you notice that?
05:22He hit my head against the back of that window.
05:25Just keep your mouth shut.
05:27I will not keep my mouth shut.
05:30I am Dirty Peter.
05:33I fucking know more than you.
05:36You dirty bastard.
05:38Just keep quiet.
05:39Don't you give me shit.
05:43He just punched me in the gut, sir, you bastard.
06:06How do you feel better?
06:08Yes?
06:09How do you feel better?
06:10Yes.
06:11Yes?
06:12I do.
06:13Good.
06:17Sit there.
06:18Yeah, thank you.
06:19Okay.
06:20Don't try and...
06:21I just want to take my coat off.
06:23I just want to take my coat off.
06:25All right.
06:28Just stay there.
06:31Judy, are you involved in anything?
06:33Oh, no, today.
06:35Are you involved with anything?
06:37No.
06:38Just give him a hand here.
06:40Casey doesn't live in Redding.
06:42Okay.
06:43Road Oxford, he lives in Redding.
06:45I'm not sure where.
06:47Miscellaneous paper, all right?
06:49All right.
06:59Peter.
07:00We've got the doctor to see you.
07:03We've got the doctor to see you.
07:08Let's just have a look.
07:10You hurt yourself?
07:12Yeah, no, the police sucked me.
07:14They dragged me around.
07:16Where did they hurt you?
07:18They twisted my arm, threw me in the back of the car.
07:21Let's just have a look.
07:23Let's look at your eyes.
07:33Do you know what day it is today?
07:36Yes.
07:37What day is it?
07:381st of January.
07:39Yes?
07:401981.
07:41Very good.
07:43Are you all right?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Did they cut you one?
07:46Nah, I'm just passing them out.
07:49What made him suddenly change his mind and come in quietly?
07:52You've got to treat these people with respect, you see.
07:55Anybody know about a lady coming into the front office?
07:57One of the prisoners, just me boys.
07:59Yeah, I don't see her.
08:00Yeah, one of the officers just coming up.
08:04I'll go up and see her, OK?
08:07I'll come back in about an hour or so.
08:09OK.
08:14What are you going to do then?
08:16Are you willing to make a statement and go to court and give evidence?
08:19Who against?
08:20Against this bloke, whatever his name is.
08:22Who is it?
08:23The bloke you live in with, Peter, is it?
08:25No.
08:26What's his name then?
08:30I am not.
08:31The chap who belted you this evening.
08:33The bloke you live with.
08:35You're not willing to make a statement?
08:37No.
08:38Well, the situation is he's locked up in the cells
08:40and he'll be staying here the night.
08:42He will not.
08:43Yes, he will.
08:44Why?
08:45If you start getting argumentative, you'll go with him.
08:48Best thing for you to do.
08:49He never belted me.
08:51We haven't arrested him for that.
08:53You won't make a complaint, so that's out the window.
08:56He's been arrested for drunken disorder.
08:58Do you have a key to get back into your house?
09:00He has the key.
09:01You want that key. Have you got a key?
09:03No, he has the key.
09:08Hey, John.
09:10John!
09:15Hey, John!
09:16John!
09:21John!
09:22John!
09:24He's drunk.
09:25He's drunk.
09:26Take it easy, John.
09:27Let go of him.
09:28Come on.
09:29Get up.
09:30Come on, mate.
09:31Come on.
09:32Come on.
09:33Hey!
09:34Hang on, mate.
09:35Hang on.
09:36Oh, excuse me.
09:37Just sit down.
09:38All right?
09:39All right, just sit down.
09:40Do you want to get him on his own?
09:42He's mastered me.
09:43Just sit back there.
09:45He's taken the whole torture and everything.
09:48Just sit back.
09:49He's a drunk.
09:50No, no, all three of them.
09:52Oh, right.
09:53This one.
09:54No, they won't go on him.
09:56It's big John Casey.
09:57They won't go anywhere near him.
10:01He's just going to do his part.
10:03I am all three.
10:05You're all three, that's OK.
10:06Myself and Sergeant Garner.
10:08The only problem is, this one here is mad John Casey,
10:11who used to break the window in the detention room.
10:14He goes loopy.
10:18You keep your eye on the property.
10:20On all the property that comes from this gentleman's pocket.
10:23That money there from the pub.
10:25Keep an eye on that property.
10:27All the property.
10:28We're going to go into F1.
10:30We're just having one move from one turn to another.
10:32Take his boots off first.
10:33Yeah, we're taking his boots off.
10:34Any belts, anything like that.
10:35Change on his neck.
10:37Keep your legs still.
10:39Keep the property separate from each other.
10:41John.
10:42John.
10:43You listening to me?
10:44You're going to walk down there all right.
10:46No trouble.
10:48Get your head down for a little while.
10:50You going to walk?
10:51Nice.
10:52It's nice, isn't it?
10:53You going to walk?
10:54Keep your eye on that.
10:55You'll walk?
10:56Yeah.
10:57Come on then, John.
10:58Up we get.
11:00We go backwards.
11:01Keep them backwards.
11:02Keep them backwards.
11:04Yeah, John.
11:05All right.
11:06Yeah.
11:08That's it.
11:09Keep moving.
11:10Mind your feet.
11:11Mind your feet.
11:12There.
11:13Let's go.
11:15Have you been served?
11:16Yes, sir.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Come on.
11:19Come on.
11:20Come on.
11:21Come on.
11:22Put him down.
11:23Put him down.
11:24Put him down.
11:25Hang on.
11:26Just lay still.
11:27Hang on.
11:28Straight.
11:29OK?
11:30That's it.
11:31Good.
11:32That's it.
11:33Just lay still.
11:34Go with Kim, Chris.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Go on.
11:37Go on.
11:38Go on.
11:39Go on.
11:40Go on.
11:41Go on.
11:42Go on.
11:43Go on.
11:44Just lay there.
11:45Go on.
11:46Go on, George.
11:47That's nice.
11:48Go on.
11:49Go on.
11:50Take it easy, John.
11:51All right?
11:52You'll get it down in a while.
11:55That alarm again.
11:56It's all right.
11:57It's all right.
11:58It's all right.
11:59I can't hear nothing.
12:00Go on.
12:01Go on.
12:02I still don't believe I was doing 42.
12:04I mean, that seems amazing.
12:05You were.
12:06You were doing 40, 42.
12:07You can have this one on the Thames Valley Police
12:09for being the first.
12:10But it won't happen the next time.
12:12Next time, you will be reported for it.
12:13Thank you very much.
12:14Produce your documents.
12:15Any offences that are revealed, you will be reported for.
12:17OK?
12:18So this won't go through?
12:19Yeah, you produce those.
12:20If any of the documents are void or anything,
12:23you'll be reported for those.
12:24But the speeding, you can have on the Thames Valley Police.
12:26It's all right.
12:27But bear it in mind.
12:28OK, sir?
12:30There's an incident going on at a small farms shop.
12:41They must have word.
12:43A man with 15 previous convictions
12:45gets belligerent and aggressive when he's drunk.
12:48And just after 2 this morning, we
12:53were told that he'd shot his dog when he was in the house
12:57leaning out the window.
12:58We phoned him up from Maidenhead Police Station.
13:01And he threatened to shoot anybody who went to the house.
13:04Police or anybody like that.
13:06Anybody.
13:07He said, it won't be an Alsatian this time.
13:08So clearly, he was thinking of shooting us.
13:11And what we've done is what you can see.
13:13We've done the usual thing.
13:15Forced policy to contain the place at the moment.
13:29Is he?
13:30Oh, that's great.
13:31He can probably do us a little plan.
13:33Sorry?
13:34He's called for two divisional men who've been called out.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Picking up weapons at Slough and coming here.
13:39Great.
13:40So we can use those as a pretty quick containment.
13:46Awfully kind of you.
13:47Could we just have a word, please?
13:50We've got a bit of an incident up the road.
13:52Chief Superintendent Brown.
13:53Yeah.
13:55The windows of the bedrooms are all shut.
13:59They appear to have some condensation in them,
14:02as though somebody's quite warm in there or whatever.
14:05Listening against the walls, windows, doors,
14:08we can hear no movement at all.
14:10Had a good look round.
14:12We can't find a carcass of any dog.
14:14Can you give us any indication of what's on?
14:17Can you get that to Maidenhead on the blower?
14:20Get Glyn to get to Maidenhead.
14:22Get Glyn to get to Maidenhead on the blower.
14:24Get Glyn to get a containment party of...
14:27What will he take to do that round?
14:30A raid party of six.
14:31Yeah, OK.
14:32I just wondered what about talking to him.
14:34Yeah, and then just relax.
14:36You've got your phone on, Governor.
14:38Do you want me to speak to him?
14:40Well, I'll start off if you'll answer the phone.
14:42I've tried this before, you see, but he won't answer.
14:44But he might now, you know.
14:46Could you get your roof raised
14:47before we have another one of these incidents next time?
14:49Anybody like a drink?
14:51Thanks.
15:22PHONE RINGS
15:30No, he's not answering at the moment.
15:34No, he doesn't want to talk to us,
15:36so we'll just let him sober up now, I suppose.
15:40I think we'll be as well if we sit it out
15:43until we can get some rapport with him on the telephone.
15:46I'll throw a loud hailer later on.
15:48Well, that's most kind, thanks very much.
15:50Very kind.
15:51Thanks for the use of the phone.
15:52He didn't answer it, that was it.
15:54Are these your keys?
15:55Yeah, they're mine.
15:56Yeah, and as I say, we found that outside.
16:04Are you in charge?
16:05Yes.
16:07How many?
16:09How many are we?
16:10Four?
16:11Four.
16:15He sure is four, isn't he?
16:18One, four, two, three.
16:20And a double five.
16:22As they say down there.
16:23Yeah.
16:26It's all right, let me move the table a little bit.
16:32On the floor, I should think.
16:47They're all caught in our flat jacket.
16:51Put 18 rounds in each box, OK?
16:53I'll go get some more stuff in.
16:54Which rounds do you want, used from the box?
16:56Yeah.
16:57Well, we've got to bring some more in.
17:01Can you get your lads in, Dave, to Armagh?
17:03Right.
17:04Just an holster for me.
17:06Is it a full rig, Commander?
17:08Yeah.
17:10Number 13.
17:12I'm looking for somebody.
17:17Right.
17:18Right.
17:45Do you want a shotgun jacket, Willie?
17:49Three, I reckon.
17:50Three, then.
17:51How's that for you?
17:53Um, if there is a call for CS at all,
17:57we've got our aerosol things, all right?
17:59Yeah.
18:00If it's just a single room job, you know,
18:02we should use the firearms tools.
18:12Anyway, on to explain the premises a bit, OK?
18:15This is bedroom two.
18:16Is bedroom two the one he's in?
18:17Bedroom two is the one that he's in.
18:19This is the bedroom that they're both in.
18:21They've both been seen at this window.
18:24Both...
18:25He has looked out of the window,
18:26presumably seen the divisional bloke
18:28at the back of the house and has waved.
18:31There's no doubt this bloke is all about.
18:34We may think he's asleep, but who knows?
18:37I wouldn't want to be the one to find out.
18:40Any other questions about the particular sketches?
18:44Any other questions that I can perhaps answer
18:47before we all sit down and relax again?
18:49We've got a vehicle available, I think.
18:52There is no vehicle that we know about, OK?
18:57Anything else I can perhaps tell you?
19:00Right, so if we just sit down,
19:02I anticipate the next thing will be that Mr M will come,
19:05brief the containment party and take them up
19:08and actually place the containment in position.
19:10Should the job be in the outside?
19:12We don't know.
19:13We haven't found a dog, so it may be a moody.
19:16OK, no evidence of that at all.
19:35I would prefer if we had to do any heavy work under the cover.
19:41But if you can get him to come to a phone and be fairly amenable,
19:45come to a doorway where we can take him under control
19:48from loud-hailers and receive him properly,
19:51it doesn't make too much difference.
19:54He will then be able to see who is dealing with him.
19:58OK, Ted, right, we'll have our cup of coffee and we'll phone him again.
20:02See if he'll answer the telephone.
20:05Yeah, every sort of hour that passes...
20:09..initially, if this develops at all.
20:13We think you should do that, it's your area.
20:16And we'll take him under control properly with a heavy raid on the way,
20:20in a car.
20:21BEEPING
20:38BEEPING
20:42No, he's not going to answer, is he? No.
20:45We'll leave that.
20:47Good.
20:49Sorry.
20:55So, we've now got reliefs for the men.
20:58They're concentrating on reliefs for the firearms crew, aren't they?
21:02Yeah, that's him.
21:04And, um...
21:06So, now it's a question of waiting and seeing a bit,
21:09waiting for daylight, cos he's obviously not going to talk to us at the moment.
21:13It's another hour and ten minutes, isn't it? That's right.
21:16And we'll see if he's more amenable in an hour or two's time, I think.
21:20Well, assuming it's him and assuming that he's in there by himself with this woman,
21:24we can do the background on that,
21:26but what we'll find out is, are there any kids in there?
21:29We know there's no dogs left, don't we?
21:32So, that's what we've got to do, anyway, we've got to find that out.
21:36So, as soon as we find that out, we can update this situation.
21:39Telephone number. Did you get the telephone number, Mr Curley?
21:42Have we got the telephone number of the house?
21:44I've got it. I'm going to check my GP.
21:46I'm going to get it out.
21:48And then if he wants to phone us, we can use that from there with the outside line here.
21:52I'll get the GP and double-check to see the subscribers.
21:55Who's supposed to be living in that house? Have we done a voter's check on it?
21:59Yeah. It's a bit dodgy at the moment.
22:01Is it? I don't know. Yeah, cos it's...
22:04It's not the same name as we've got.
22:07It's a year old.
22:09What I propose to do is get Sergeant Warwick in position first as a back cover.
22:13Retreat your cover boys back a little bit.
22:16Get two teams available, one close-up, one watching the back of the other.
22:21Start the tannoy and do the necessary from then on.
22:25Yeah. OK, then. Good.
22:27I've asked John to do the tannoy. He's in uniform.
22:32And if there's any question of Chummy looking out, he's a cop.
22:35He doesn't see someone by me that's turned over his bed at 2 o'clock this morning.
22:39We'll stick together, if you like, on that one, Ted.
22:41Then we know we're both out. That's the important thing.
22:44All right? So, erm...
22:46That's about it. Right.
22:48And then if there's no response, then we have a look.
22:52We go in. I think we've got to.
22:54We're wasting an awful lot of time and manpower pinning this down.
22:59He's brought this on himself by his attitude on the telephone and the wife.
23:03We've every reason to think he's got a gun.
23:05I think we must sort of end it for all sorts of operational reasons.
23:08What about the doors? Are you happy about the front door or the back door or whatever?
23:13Good. OK, gents. Thanks.
23:18OK, lads, go to your cars.
23:20Group up as a convoy on my car.
23:22We'll all go up there and go up to the location and do the job.
23:26OK.
23:46Somebody got the key?
23:48Got the plate? Yes.
23:50Where are you going to? Down to Marlow.
23:53Are you a local man? Yeah, Marlow.
23:55So can you find an alternative route?
23:57Either way, either for Cookham or Long Prinkley Drive.
24:01Yeah, I'll go down Quarry Woods.
24:05OK, then. Thank you.
24:25OK.
24:56DOG BARKS
25:06All we've got, as I see it now, is an unsubstantiated story
25:10that he's shot a dog.
25:12Yeah, that's right.
25:14So we've been through this, time for us.
25:16All right?
25:18Lovely.
25:25DOG SNIFFS
25:29HE HUMS
25:42No, but now that puts it in a different complexion altogether.
25:45This is the...
25:47Right, OK.
25:49OK, lads, get in on the right-hand side.
25:56Here they are, then, John.
25:58You can see them here, the pair of the cottages.
26:00And he's in the one nearest the road.
26:07I've got to wait for David.
26:09He says he's in position.
26:17As you say, John, probably over the other side of that ditch.
26:20We'll have a look when we get there.
26:22Ted says he knows a good spot.
26:25If you get him...
26:27I'll get him to the door, if I get him there,
26:29and I'll tell him he's got to do exactly as he's told.
26:31I'll try and get him down.
26:33Yeah, if you get him that far, great.
26:35If you do the right thing... What are you saying?
26:37If I get him as far as the door?
26:39I'll get him as far as the door, all right?
26:42All right, then I'll say,
26:44are you going to listen to another policeman?
26:46And then you do the laying down and the arresting,
26:49or whatever.
26:51Providing we get an answer, all right?
26:54As if we get him to the door.
26:56Time.
26:58First of all, I'll try and get whatever there is,
27:00obviously, out the window.
27:02OK?
27:04OK, Ted.
27:08Where was he last seen, front or back of the house?
27:10Number one bedroom, which is the main bedroom you'll be looking at.
27:13But I'll give you that. Get your eye in on that before we start.
27:16Because if he did start shooting with something heavy,
27:19you could take both commanders out in one go if you both stood together.
27:22That's true, yeah.
27:24I don't much like the idea of lumbering John,
27:26because I intended to be there with him.
27:28Oh, don't worry about that.
27:30No, he'd have to be pretty good to have you and me, John.
27:33HE LAUGHS
27:35I didn't think so.
27:53HE SNIFFS
28:04On with you, John.
28:10Mr Stimpson?
28:12Mr Stimpson, this is a police officer.
28:14Mr Stimpson, I know you're in the house.
28:17Could you come to the door facing your sheds?
28:20Come to the door facing your sheds at the back of the house, away from the road,
28:23or to a window there where I can talk to you.
28:26If you look out of a window, any window, you'll see me.
28:30I'm by one of your sheds in full uniform.
28:33Mr Stimpson, can you hear me?
28:39There he is.
28:41Yes, Mr Stimpson. I can see you there, just the job.
28:43Now, listen to me. Come back again.
28:45There's nothing to fear at all from us.
28:48Mr Stimpson, I can stay here all day,
28:52and the other police officers can, but that's rather senseless,
28:55particularly at this time of the year.
28:57We want to start off with a happy new year.
28:59Now, come to the window again where I can see you.
29:01I want to talk to you.
29:03That's it, mate.
29:05Pardon?
29:07Because we want to talk to you.
29:09If you would... Wait a minute.
29:11Before you shut the window...
29:13Oh, all right.
29:17Well, come out and let's talk to you.
29:19If you've got a firearm of any sort,
29:21chuck it out the window where I can see it first.
29:24If you've got a gun of some sort...
29:26Pardon?
29:28Well, I tell you what, come down to the front door
29:31and just stand in the front door,
29:33but don't come out in the garden,
29:35with your hands in the air where I can see you.
29:37Put your hands up, put your hands in the air,
29:39and come out your door where I can talk to you.
29:42All right?
29:45All right, I tell you what, stand in the doorway
29:48and I'll come towards you then.
29:50Stand there.
29:52It's where I can see your hands.
29:54I'm just coming.
29:56I'm just coming. Go, go, go.
29:58Go!
30:00Watch his window. Watch the glass.
30:02Good aim, mate.
30:04It's all right. That's it.
30:06Thank you very much.
30:10Yeah. Well done.
30:12Well done, Michael.
30:14You know what's about.
30:16It'll be explained to you shortly, Mr Simpson.
30:23All right, Jim?
30:27All right, chap. Thanks a lot.
30:32Yeah, not so bad.
30:34That was quicker than I thought it was likely to be.
30:36Yeah. Brian.
30:39Yeah, come on, come on, Brian.
31:00Bye, John.
31:09There's an air gun.
31:11It's all it is, yeah, OK.
31:13There's an air gun at the end.
31:24Sorry.
31:29Yeah.
31:32No, they've got a few of our lads up there.
31:36Now, wait until Ted's got his equipment on board...
31:38That's right. ..then we can let the roads go.
31:40Open the roads. Open the roads.
31:42See, I couldn't tell you anything, but Ted was with me,
31:44and he could see what I was trying to get to Mick Weller.
31:47He was like, I want to slip back in the door.
31:49Yes. Shut the bloody door again. Yeah.
31:51It was the last thing we wanted. That's right.
31:53That's why we had to nail him quick. Yeah.
31:55Yeah.
31:57Nice little exercise.
31:59This is your property. There's no cash.
32:01No cash, one Armado watch, one guilt bracelet,
32:04one sovereign ring, one coin ring,
32:06one medal on chain, one comb, one gas lighter,
32:09one penknife and nail clippers, one cigarette, one belt.
32:12He's got rings on his fingers.
32:14Two rings.
32:22What am I charged for, anyway?
32:26You haven't been charged at all yet.
32:28But why am I being brought in, then?
32:30You're under arrest on suspicion of...
32:34Oh, that's a laugh, that is.
32:39The only weapon that's in our house is an air gun.
32:42An air gun.
32:48So, what we're going to do...
32:50Don't I have a solicitor?
32:52I'll speak to the CID about that.
32:54Will you just sign there and say it's a correct list of your property?
32:57Just to read it first.
33:00Oh.
33:02Just there? Yeah, just there.
33:14OK, if you want anything, ring the bell.
33:18Yeah, I'll go and get you one.
33:30Oh, I'm waiting for you to come back.
33:32All right. Cheers, then.
33:37Yeah, he said, I have found some evidence.
33:40He's found some...
33:42Psst, um, pellets. Air gun pellets.
33:44It's about all there is up there.
33:46Anything else, though? Property violence?
33:48I said, um, you know, he's experienced it.
33:51He's got a gun.
33:53He's got a gun.
33:55He's got a gun.
33:57I said, um, you know, explained it all and said,
33:59under the circumstances, you can see it.
34:01She was the one that found him, wasn't she?
34:03Yeah, I said, you've made an emergency call
34:05and you can only expect us to react in the way we did.
34:11Good Lord.
34:17I don't really think he's committed any offence.
34:27Just have to go and get the big book.
34:33We'll get one of the girls to run the woman back to the house.
34:36Yeah.
34:38You and Alan interview Chummy in a minute, all right?
34:41Yes, sir.
34:43And, er, give him tables at that little shot-up with the rifle.
34:47Yeah?
34:49He'll be pleased to see you because you've got a kind face.
34:53Do you know the score of this?
34:55Well, only what they told me earlier on.
34:57Yes.
34:59Basically, it's a domestic dispute where she got a bit uptight
35:04and started to rant and rave at him,
35:07and he, instead of threatening her with violence, threatened the dogs,
35:10which is a bit unusual.
35:12All I've brought is the air gun pellets.
35:16Funny ones.
35:18Funny ones.
35:24Hunting pellets.
35:30A bit weird, isn't it? Yeah.
35:33Was it air pistol or air rifle? Air rifle.
35:35That'd be bloody nasty to get on you, wouldn't it?
35:37Well, it all depends how they're projected from the...
35:40Is the plastic bit left in the gun?
35:42I would imagine so.
35:44It's like a bloody bullet, isn't it?
35:49Oh, that's... He's got an ordinary one here.
35:54You've been told, haven't you, that you're not obliged to say anything
35:57unless you wish to do so, and you do so, you might be given an evidence.
36:00Yeah. So you've been cautioned already.
36:02Well, I was drunk last night. I went to my friend's party.
36:05And I got too much drink, you know,
36:08and I'm really sorry for all the trouble I've caused, but...
36:12This is... It's trembling.
36:14Yeah, I know. Good morning. Good morning.
36:18I'm sorry to all the trouble, you know. It's all right.
36:21It's all right. You see, the situation is...
36:23You know, it was just like walking in...
36:25When you come this morning, and all them speakers, I thought...
36:30You know, it don't fit me, that sort of thing, don't it?
36:34You see, the thing is this.
36:36You was really sitting there, and I thought,
36:38You see, the thing is this.
36:40You was really serious. You'd got guns and all.
36:42Bloody right. Bloody right, mister.
36:44Why is that, then?
36:46Your missus rang in, saying that you'd shot the dog.
36:49I hadn't, no, either.
36:51We know that now. We didn't know it then.
36:53There's only one person that's walking about with a bullet in him,
36:56and that's me.
36:58Yeah, well, this is...
37:00This is what the situation was as far as we were concerned.
37:03Now, you've just put yourself in our position.
37:05Your missus rings up at 16 minutes past two.
37:07I know, but we was both...
37:09Having a row, that's as may be, but we're not to know that, are we?
37:12No, you aren't. I wish I'd come out.
37:14She says you shot the dog.
37:16She says that there's a right old barney going on,
37:18and you've threatened to do everything else.
37:20I know.
37:22So what are we going to do? Walk up there and say...
37:25Is it right you're going to blast our heads off,
37:27or are we going to stand back and do it properly?
37:29Yeah, but look at all the neighbours.
37:31You know, I could never face that again.
37:36Anyway, the only weapon you've got is an air rifle, isn't it?
37:39Yeah, but it's not more than that, ain't it?
37:41Whose is it?
37:43The missus, she uses it for...
37:45I ain't had a gun since I had one.
37:48I had a gun in Essex, and a policeman come, and I was...
37:51It was a five-year firearms act.
37:53It's, you know, your sign.
37:55And he took it off me, and I got...
37:57Well, I went to prison for that, you know,
38:00for having a firearm without a firearms certificate.
38:03And what have you.
38:05So you're saying that that air rifle belongs to your missus?
38:08Well, my missus bought it, it's not mine.
38:10It's obvious it belongs to her.
38:13I've been using it, I've been shooting with it,
38:16but not as anybody, though.
38:19Can you imagine me shooting anybody?
38:22I can't, myself.
38:24You can see the situation we were in this morning, can't you?
38:28Not knowing whether you had a shotgun, rifle, air rifle,
38:32or what it was.
38:34It wouldn't kill a bloody spider, that thing.
38:41How do you get on with her normally,
38:43apart from the straight bit of a problem that you've had with her?
38:46Well, work's the problem at the moment.
38:48If it pisses me off to sit in the wheel, I'll do it, though.
38:52What is your new occupation, then?
38:56Well, I work, I did work in a club,
38:58but I was sick of the bloody bully boys that was around in the club.
39:02I was a salamander in a big club.
39:06You don't know, you don't know.
39:11I can't give you another fag off.
39:13Thanks, mate.
39:14It's frightened me, Gav.
39:17As far as that gun is concerned...
39:19Yeah?
39:21..I've got to look into that a bit deeper
39:23to see whether or not you may have committed some sort of offence.
39:27Well, you're not allowed to have any sort of a gun.
39:30But you haven't done more than, what, two years, you say?
39:33What?
39:34Two years.
39:35You haven't done more than two years.
39:37You haven't done more than two years.
39:39You haven't done more than two years.
39:41You haven't done more than two years.
39:43But you haven't done more than, what, two years, you say?
39:46What, on and off? I've done 18.
39:48No, one stretch.
39:49No. All open prisons, anyway.
39:51I've never been in a closed prison,
39:53apart from when you go for allocations.
39:56I was at Tampville, Isle of Wight.
40:02And I worked on a farm.
40:04That's what getting in trouble does, Broading.
40:06It's just a scope for travel, isn't it?
40:08See the Isle of Wight?
40:10I know there is people about who do that sort of thing, but...
40:13You didn't think it might be you involved?
40:16It's a small world, isn't it?
40:19I've never seen her like it, me.
40:21You certainly hasn't.
40:24I don't know.
40:28You can only keep your gob shut at the right time.
40:32You see, I'm mouthed off on the phone.
40:35Yeah.
40:36You know, I don't know,
40:38just one little stupid error.
40:40I mean, probably somebody got shot for nothing.
40:43You know, I don't know whether you use them guns or not.
40:46I've never seen it before, you know.
40:49It's just something out of this bloody world to me.
40:52I know you have to use violence with violence sometimes.
40:56Well, it's no good. I'm not one of those trained officers,
40:59but they're highly trained.
41:01As we say, there's no room for error on either side.
41:05Anyway, as far as that gun's concerned...
41:07Well, you can have it as far as I'm concerned.
41:09I ain't bothered about it.
41:11I'm going to get you to sign a disclaimer for it now.
41:14Because I'm going to seize it anyway.
41:16Yeah. Well, it's harmless.
41:18If you used it, you wouldn't...
41:20Well, I'll tell you what...
41:22You've got the pellets in your pocket, Alan.
41:24There's hunting pellets there. I mean...
41:29Lovely oils you've got up there, the paint.
41:31Yeah, I do a lot of paintings.
41:33Do you?
41:34Yeah. And portraits.
41:37Oh.
41:38Oh, I do some good pictures.
41:40I can... I can sort of draw you, you know, and paint you.
41:45I haven't got all bad.
41:47Do you remember threatening the dog?
41:49No, I don't.
41:50I remember...
41:52I know she got on the phone,
41:54and I just grabbed the phone or something.
41:57I said... Oh, and then she says,
41:59''Where do you live?''
42:01Oh, I don't know.
42:03Oh, I don't know.
42:04I can't remember the rest, cos I flaked out downstairs,
42:07and I woke up this morning and went upstairs.
42:09You must have been outside then when I went upstairs.
42:14Right.
42:16I bet it was warmer in then than it was outside where we were.
42:21That's real, that, isn't it?
42:23I'll never forget this. Never.
42:25January the 1st.
42:27Yeah. 1981. Don't forget it.
42:29Bloody... What was they, pump-action...?
42:33They was guns at... I know how they were.
42:35Bangs. They was real.
42:37Come on in, China.
42:42Oh, yeah, that's great.
42:44Shoelace.
42:48It's just not your day, is it?
42:50Comes in threes.
42:53You know the lesson from this, don't you?
42:55What? Don't threaten the dogs.
42:58And keep your mouth shut when you have another one.
43:01If the missus wants to nag, you let her nag you.
43:04Cos as a result of your missus nagging you and the action you took,
43:07my missus is nagging me, and that's pretty dangerous.
43:10Oh, really? All those years, all those New Years,
43:13my missus has got everything a man wants.
43:15Big hairy chest, strong biceps.
43:17Yeah.
43:22Happy New Year, master.
43:24Yeah, the same to you. I'm sorry about all the trouble.
43:28Yeah.
43:46I think he's on his way.
43:48I'm out in the yard, tell him.
43:51Come on, Dom.
43:53Cheers.