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00:18One of these stars is sitting in the secret square,
00:20and the contestant who picks it first
00:21could win a Canadian holiday.
00:24Which star is it?
00:28Glenn Ford?
00:30Marty Allen?
00:33Charro?
00:35George Goebel?
00:38Debbie Reynolds?
00:40Sonny Bono?
00:43Joan Rivers?
00:46Jonathan Winters?
00:48Or Paul Lynde?
00:50All in the Hollywood Squares.
00:52And here is the master of the Hollywood Squares,
00:55Peter Markman.
00:56Well, thank you, Kenny, and a good evening.
00:57Welcome once again to the Hollywood Squares.
00:59Hello, stars.
01:00Hi, Peter.
01:01Let us make welcome a tall lady,
01:04and I'll explain something.
01:05This is Nina Mills from Fort Worth, Texas.
01:07Hi, Nina. Good evening.
01:08Good luck.
01:10Beautiful.
01:11She said to me before the show,
01:13I understand you have two sons,
01:14and they're around 6'3", and 6'9".
01:16I have one 6'4", one 6'3".
01:18Should I have a son? How tall?
01:196'8".
01:206'8".
01:21I bet he's a handsome gentleman.
01:22You're a clerk with an aircraft company,
01:24and your hobby is cooking for your three children.
01:26You're right.
01:27Good, and good luck this evening.
01:29Let's say hello now to a lieutenant
01:30in the United States Navy, Ron.
01:31Is it Phoebus?
01:32Yes, sir.
01:33How do you do?
01:34Lieutenant?
01:35Or should I call you Ron?
01:36Ron is fine, sir.
01:37You know, Glenn Ford's with us this evening.
01:38He's a captain in the Navy, so...
01:39Yes, sir, I do.
01:40Just straighten up there, lieutenant.
01:41All right?
01:42From Baltimore, Maryland.
01:43Is that true?
01:44That's correct.
01:45All right.
01:46Married, father of two,
01:47presently serving as a fighter pilot at Miramar Air Base.
01:50That's correct.
01:51I guess that's pretty good duty
01:52in this Atlantic country.
01:53Outstanding.
01:54All righty.
01:55We have a commercial word, then.
01:57There's two of them.
01:58Object for the players is to get three stars in a row,
02:00either across or diagonally.
02:01It is up to them to figure out if the star
02:03is going to be a correct answer,
02:04or making one up.
02:05That's how they get the squares.
02:06Each completed game is worth $250.
02:07In addition, we play for the secret square
02:09three times this evening.
02:10Ken?
02:11And circle stars this first secret square
02:12for a Canadian vacation at the new Vancouver Airport.
02:15Hyatt House Hotel, waterside location,
02:18featuring 150-boat marina, charter boats,
02:20and swimming pool, luxuriously furnished rooms,
02:22the Vancouver Hyatt Hotel.
02:23You may fly via Air Canada,
02:25the airline that flies to 44 cities in Canada
02:27and the Caribbean,
02:2811 cities in Europe, including Moscow,
02:29one of the largest airlines in the world, Air Canada.
02:31Also, from Cremins, this beautifully designed
02:3418-carat gold and jewel brooch and earring set
02:37from Cremins.
02:39And a $1,000 gift certificate
02:40from the famous Spiegel catalog,
02:42with more than 500 pages,
02:43new twice a year, with over 50,000 quality items,
02:46providing value, selection, and economy.
02:47Spiegel.
02:48Let's show the home audience the secret square.
02:49As you know, the stars are brief
02:50before they show the help of a good luck.
02:51Now, Nina's a little nervous,
02:52so you calm down, dear, and good luck.
02:53Pick a star.
02:54Jonathan Winters.
02:55All right.
02:56Good evening, Jonathan.
02:57Good evening, Peter.
02:58According to the article on dogs
02:59in the Encyclopedia Americana,
03:00the most important single word any dog can learn is what?
03:01Woof.
03:02Let's see.
03:03That's a little inside.
03:04The most important thing a dog can learn.
03:05Single word a dog can learn.
03:06Single word.
03:07Yeah.
03:08What is it?
03:09Woof.
03:10Woof.
03:11Woof.
03:12Woof.
03:13Woof.
03:14Woof.
03:15Woof.
03:16Woof.
03:17Woof.
03:18Woof.
03:19Woof.
03:20Woof.
03:21Woof.
03:22Woof.
03:23Woof.
03:24Yeah.
03:25What is that word?
03:26Sigh.
03:27Sit.
03:28Sit.
03:29I agree.
03:30No.
03:31No?
03:32No.
03:33No?
03:34No, dog.
03:35No.
03:36Yes.
03:37All right.
03:38We put an X there.
03:39Break for Ron.
03:40What was the correct?
03:41No.
03:42That is the answer.
03:43Oh, just no.
03:44Yeah.
03:45I see.
03:46Uh-huh.
03:47George Goebel plays.
03:48George Trofos.
03:49department are all Franciscan monks in Warsaw I wanted to get that part
04:01straight as a matter of fact I I think that's true and one of them reluctantly
04:09broke his vows of silence when his robe caught on fire
04:14that's true that's so crazy I'll agree that's so crazy you'll agree and they do
04:20fight the fires in their religious robes yes all right with the next Nina your
04:23turn dear Paul in the block diagonally in a little bow peep little bow peep
04:29what did the famous sheep leave behind them well simple Simon thought they were
04:36breadcrumbs
04:44they left their tails behind them Nina tails behind them and I must caution the
04:51studio audience I almost have an answer out there all right your turn Ron
04:54Sonny Bono please Sonny according to recent surveys what do most single girls
05:00wear to bed whose survey do you want not yours Sonny most single girls what do
05:11they wear to bed well I'd say nine out of ten wear nightgowns nightgowns I
05:27agree no no not nightgowns and not nude pajamas like men's pajamas not night
05:33gowns we needed the pajamas and not nightgowns so you're back in it with a
05:37circle Nina Marty Allen not the secret square but $250 what is the major reason
05:44that birds fly south for the winter well it's easier to hit people when they're
05:49lying on a beach I don't think it's quiet I'd say food food it isn't the
06:02cold you're right it's lack of food 250 bucks Nina Mills congratulations
06:08Debbie I have been informed that the young lady who's currently appearing to
06:13the desert in Las Vegas miss Debbie Reynolds was the secret square and so
06:16we'll have another secret square right now and X will start this second secret
06:20square for a broil dining room trade winds with bamboo accent the new
06:24dimension collection featuring a round pedestal table a China server and five
06:28chairs from broil industries plus accent the flavor enhancer with one of nature's
06:33most important flavor enhancing elements to help restore flavor to foods like
06:36water restores freshness to a flower also from our club the flavor for some
06:40gas grill patio card and shelf for the outdoor chef and for camping and
06:44picnicking a portable town and country from our club industries and the weed
06:48eater is four tools in one a trimmer edger mower and sweeper does all this
06:51with fishing line weed eater Houston Texas plus lawn mowing is no longer a
06:55chore with your new gas-powered John Deere riding mower it's five-speed
06:59transmission with reverse gear allows a range of travel speeds to match mowing
07:03condition let us show the whole mod is the secret square and I know that Ron
07:06will start this game for the star Jonathan wonders in 1895 the Lumiere
07:13brothers that's l-u-m-i-e-r-e the Lumiere brothers of France took a group
07:17of people into a dark room and showed them the very first one of its kind mm-hmm
07:23what was it those are Frenchmen all right what they showed them what they
07:32showed them first thing of it of its kind very first one of its kind in a
07:35dark room in France 1895 hmm could have been any number of things I suppose that
07:44they probably showed their x-rays x-rays I agree no that's a good good close
07:52right a motion picture wrong no that's wrong although Tom Edison invented the
07:56equipment they actually made the first movie the Lumiere brothers of France
08:00interesting with a circle Nina John Rivers Joni according to Cosmopolitan
08:06should you go out magazine pardon me my favorite man oh good should you go out
08:10if any man asks you well my husband is always asking me to go out
08:22no of course not you only go out with someone that you really find attractive
08:26because we're liberated now Nina no according to Cosmopolitan at least once
08:31try it at once and if you don't like it the heck with it with an exo break for
08:36Ron Charo please Charo according to recent studies my love would it probably
08:41be a good idea or a bad idea to have your five-year-old child learn a second
08:47language oh oh a five-year-old mm-hmm yes I started studying English when I
08:55was four really it is when they say a country say no in the good idea because
09:02they can go bananas she said no it's not a good idea I agree it's a marvelous
09:10idea children children who know two languages are usually able to do better
09:15in other subjects also all righty with a circle interesting game we have a
09:18commercial we'll be back secret square up there Nina where going for special
09:33envelope I must caution my studio audience don't call out any answers here
09:37what Broadway musical featured the famous Cole Porter song I love Paris was
09:43it sung in can-can 50 million Frenchmen or Perry I love Paris was it sung in
10:01can-can 50 million Frenchmen or Paris I say the first one can-can yeah it's the
10:10first one that's still your decision he said can-can you'll agree with it as it
10:14was produced by Fioran Martin and it's can-can
10:25all right you have the dining room furniture and a new barbecue and a
10:32riding mower they could do that for you it's worth about $2,400 and a circle
10:36Ron you turn Marty Allen please Marty America's seventh favorite now rather
10:42America's seven favorite natural attractions are the Grand Canyon
10:46Yellowstone Niagara Falls Mount McKinley California's tree forests Hawaii's
10:51volcanoes in something in Florida what in Florida it's not a massage parlor it
10:56would have to be the Everglades the Everglades I agree that's it very good
11:03with an X okay Nina Sunny Bono Sunny does Elizabeth Post think it's all right
11:13to send out divorce announcements I forgot to ask her let's see I would say
11:28that we're in such liberal times and people stating their position because
11:35their position is very ambiguous now with the with the divorce rules and
11:39courts and when your divorce is up I would say yes I feel very strongly about
11:44it according to Elizabeth Post she feels it's a poor taste no so Ron a break for
11:51you yes Paul in place for a tie game Paul has anyone ever successfully crossed a
11:56wild leopard with a common cat yes and it took 38 tries and 37 yes I I think I
12:20saw a photo of this in the LA Times I disagree oh yes right it's adorable but
12:24it's like a little toy leopard it was done recently and it's like a little toy
12:28leopard put a circle there alrighty Nina break for you George Gobo for $500
12:35Sally Rand became famous at the 1933 Chicago World's Fair right that she's
12:40now aged 70 by the way and she looks great she's out of retirement and
12:44dancing again good for her what we want to know is there anything different
12:48about her dance well the grinds are the same but now the bumps are part of her
13:00body doing her fan dance so you say and no what is just is there anything
13:17different about her dance Sally Rand today is no she's doing the same thing
13:20she did in 1933 I agree and she's doing exactly the same way the famous fan
13:26dance and this time circle starts the secret square for a con caper organ with
13:40this built-in keyboard guide essentially musical fun even for a novice con plus
13:44from crystal dark a 7p genuine lead crystal fruit service from France serve
13:49your guests elegantly with his tasteful the laundry pattern also a 44 inch
13:54credenza with solid-state stereo radio phonograph 8-track tape player and 8
13:58speakers from Capehart and from Zodiac SST astrographic self-winding watches
14:03with futuristic styling hours and minutes marked by two floating satellites
14:06a fiery red orbiting dot counts of seconds water and shock resistant with
14:10automatic calendar from Zodiac watches
14:16Marty Allen all righty Marty you're in the place you're in the place the
14:22Environmental Protection Agency says has the worst most polluted air where
14:26are you a city mm-hmm I think it's Gary Indiana Gary Indiana where's your
14:39hometown Marty you're kidding Pittsburgh Pittsburgh that's what they say I
14:43thought they'd cleaned it up back there you disagreed you have a circle Ron your
14:46turn Debbie Reynolds please all right Debbie Richard Burton always has a long
14:51curve crease pressed into his pants to draw attention away from something what
14:57I'd have to talk to Tom Jones
15:03I would think if it's something to make to make him look taller I there has to
15:08be thank you look taller I agree no he has
15:12bold legs and to death like that yes we have another circle and a commercial
15:19word we'll be back Richard Burton has both work maybe your turn
15:25Charo Charo true or false men in America are starting to lose their hair at an
15:32earlier age oh when you say here you mean ball be a oldie okay this truth
15:40they got a lot of problem and especially with the Gucci Gucci life
15:45we're starting to lose it around age 25 now okay with a circle on your turn
15:55now that's the first step that's the second step is to be correct with a
16:00special envelope George listen carefully in the heartwarming screen version of I
16:05remember mama who played mama screen version was it Marie Dressler Louise
16:11Rainier or Irene Dunn I think it's Louise Reiner but that's a
16:18RA I am but that Louise Reiner Marie Dressler or Irene Dunn I remember I
16:23remember mama uh-huh screen version I'll say Irene Dunn I agree that is it
16:35you've won that organ and let me see what else it's a stereo gorgeous stereo and a thousand
16:40dollars worth of watches it's worth about two thousand six hundred dollars
16:44congratulations and you have the block okay Nina your turn
16:49does Hugh Hefner publication you know that Hugh Hefner publication does that
16:55publication approve of couples having romantic activity while wearing masks
17:02sure I puckered up and when I opened my eyes my stereo was gone
17:15approve of lovers wearing masks mm-hmm if they're being photographed
17:22I guess oh I guess they would he said yes well I'll go along with him
17:31Hugh is all for it well there you go with you and we have another circle and
17:35Ron it's your turn captain Glenn Ford please captain reflecting on the
17:40achievements of a long career a famous person once said I hope we never lose
17:45sight of one fact that this all started with a mouse was all started by a mouse
17:51who said that I think I know mm-hmm in fact I know I know lieutenant it's Walt
18:02Disney Walt Disney I agree sir that's right
18:07the $750 Joanie your husband Edgar has been talking in his sleep now according
18:15to Ann Landers should you be upset if he talks about his secretary
18:19I don't know his secretary is a guy
18:23oh dear I have no sense of who I was talking about it stopped in bed no wonder he talks
18:35no because he's talking about the secretary in the office and that's a big part of his life
18:41Nina should you be upset and she says no and it's quite natural for him to talk about people
18:47of course $750 Nina Mills
18:55alrighty now the board is clear then Ron pick a star
18:59Sonny Bono please Sonny a popular TV special this year was entitled sad figure laughing
19:05it was about a famous person who sad figure laughing
19:17sad figure laughing
19:21this year a special great TV special in fact great TV special
19:27obviously Sonny doesn't have a bluff would you like the question no sir
19:31does anybody on the panel know it's marvelous Abe Lincoln yeah okay back to Sonny Bono question
19:37according to the song love can come to everyone
19:41alrighty now let me explain what that is it's worth $50 to Ron or to Nina
19:45because that is our buzzer which means the time is up but you did select Sonny
19:49so good luck on this Ron and Sonny listen carefully according to the song love can come to everyone why
20:02the best things in life are free
20:05the best things in life are free I agree
20:07you've won yourself 50 bucks to go along with the secret square
20:15congratulations to you Ron $50 in cash but we know you won the secret square and we congratulate you on that
20:21proud to have you on the show sir thank you very much
20:24well done Nina you won a secret square too didn't you
20:28and you have $750 in cash and if I can find them you have won the following there you go congratulations
20:36yes the Datsun V210 lets you travel in style economically offers exceptional handling and many no cost extras
20:41tinted glass rear window defogger ride declining bucket seats and white sidewall tires
20:45Datsun V210 the most economical Datsun
20:47congratulations to both of you incidentally Glenn Ford will have a new series on NBC
20:51based on the movie of the week that was so beautiful The Greatest Gift
20:54congratulations on that and Sonny Bono Harris at Tahoe Debbie at the Desert Inn
20:59and Jonathan has a new album The Little Prince and Charo is at the Sahara Hotel
21:03and we'll all be back here to play the Hollywood Squares next time
21:06Peter Bosh is saying have a good evening bye bye
21:08tonight's contestants will receive the home version of the Hollywood Squares game
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21:34a Jackson Pollock painting once sold for 10.5 million dollars
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21:49Tim drew this and won five grand
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