• 2 months ago
Transcript
00:00Hey, hey! Hope you guys aren't sick of races yet, because you ain't 100% in this game without finishing mine!
00:07Hop in your favorite wheels and show me what you're made of, punk!
00:11I've seen some scary things in my time, but you behind the wheel...
00:15You're a speed demon, make no mistake!
00:18Wah wah! I lost my favorite flamingo blade, and I can't be bothered to go look for it myself!
00:25Man, these fetch quest guys tick me off.
00:28I still want you to go find that sword, though. Chop chop!
00:31Awesome, you found it! I can sleep at night again.
00:34Be honest, though, you just followed the convenient trail of studs, didn't you?
00:37Ah, games are too nice these days.
00:39It's my third quest, so you know what that means?
00:42The designers have probably run out of ideas.
00:45Let's beat up a set number of bad guys! Extra points if you see them spawn in!
00:49Phew, guess you'll be wanting a prize now, huh?
00:52Well, I'm fresh out. Ah, I'm only messing with you.
00:55Take it and get out of here, you crazy kid.
00:58Ah, what did I do?
00:59Congratulations, dear gamer!
01:01You've found the best prize there is in all of interactive entertainment!
01:05A Deadpool Red Brick!
01:07Come visit yours truly on the Helicarrier to unlock super-secret extras!
01:11Deadpool! Best. Character. Ever!
01:14Gee, hope I'm gonna get paid for this.
01:16Here's Deadpool!
01:18Hey, hey, did you miss me?
01:20Hey, these swords are just plastic. What gives?
01:23How come I'm not the star of this thing?
01:25Merc with a mouth, ready for action!
01:28Oh, you got that, loser?
01:30I'm the only Merc with a mouth you should be unlocking.
01:32Unless you've just gotta have them all.
01:35Hundred percent, here we come! Woo!
01:37Well, well, Mr. Big Shot!
01:39Looks like you've collected enough Lego studs to earn true believer status!
01:43I don't know who keeps leaving them everywhere.
01:45All I know is that I want them. Huh?
01:47Hey, buddy! You ever heard of a little thing called knocking?
01:50Oh, wait, wait! You're here about my awesome Deadpool Red Bricks, huh?
01:55Okay, make yourself at home.
01:57Again! Again!
01:59Why, if I'd been in that level, it would have been sweet!
02:02Oh, wait. You can replay levels with any character you've unlocked?
02:05Oh, I am so there! Right, player?
02:09Are we gonna watch a movie now?
02:11Yes! I love movies. I love when they put extra scenes after the credits.
02:15Damn, we gotta sit through all those names, though. Boring!
02:18Bang, bang! Deadpool style!
02:20Congratulations, dear gamer!
02:22You've found the best prize there is in all of interactive entertainment!
02:25A Deadpool Red Brick!
02:27Come visit yours truly on the Helicarrier to unlock super secret extras!
02:31Ah, designing your own superhero, I see.
02:34You know, I once tried to design the coolest, baddest, most awesome hero ever!
02:39And you know who it turned out to be?
02:42Me!
02:43Him again? He's in this game more than I am!
02:46I mean, really, is he gonna be in every level?
02:48What does this guy even think he is?
02:50Oh, you got that, loser?
02:52I'm the only merc with a mouth you should be unlocking.
02:54Unless you've just gotta have them all.
02:57Hundred percent, here we come! Woo!
02:59Well, well, Mr. Big Shot!
03:01Looks like you've collected enough Lego studs to earn true believer status!
03:05I don't know who keeps leaving them everywhere.
03:07All I know is that I want them.
03:08You know what the best invention since the wheel is?
03:11Two wheels!
03:13No, wait! Four wheels!
03:15Or no wheels!
03:16Oh, you gotta try this Shield Vehicle Maker!
03:18It's just the best thing ever!
03:20Six wheels!