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00:00Today, we will be dissecting the world's greatest rivalries like
00:14Logan Paul versus KSI
00:16Logan get out of the way. Jeez, Logan.
00:30Rock versus baby, which is better at smashing a window? You go first, right?
00:35Wait a minute, so you're telling me rocks are better than babies? Maybe it was just a fluke in the system. We're going to test our theory again.
00:51Put a hole in the wall. Hey, all I know is our theory is true. Rocks are better than babies at smashing windows.
01:05Which is better at math? A man or a forklift? You have five minutes to solve the quadratic equation. That's all I need boss. Let's do this.
01:14Dude, this is this is hard. How's the machine doing?
01:21What didn't I think of that? Coke versus Pepsi, which is a better military weapon?
01:33Put it in there. Now. Oh gosh.
01:38Gosh, as you can see, Pepsi left a decent hole. Take that you stupid tiger. What did you get for backtalking me?
01:47Let's see how Coke does.
01:56Dude, Pepsi is way better. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This was Coke. This was Pepsi. All I'm saying is if you're trying to take over our country, I'd be using Pepsi.
02:07This is people who aren't following my Instagram and aren't subscribed to this channel.
02:11This is people who are following my Instagram and are subscribed to this channel.
02:15By the way, nice tattoo. Batman.
02:21This is my wall of memes and everyone says PewDiePie kills memes. So let's put a PewDiePie with the memes and see what happens.
02:35Jake, Jake, are you sure you want to drive your nice car into this wall? I'm not making you do this. Positive. You're sure? It's going to be awesome.
02:46Hey, that's cheating. Go, go, go, go, go. Hey, get back here. Fans aren't satisfied with that.
02:59Hey, everyone tell the Viking he's a jerk. Which tastes better, a flip-flop or a shoe?
03:11I like to eat my flip-flop raw.
03:13Oh, I got you.
03:17All right, let's see how a shoe tastes.
03:25Oh, that actually went in your mouth, bro. So as you can see, the flip-flop has much more consistency. Like it just, it just goes down the throat better.
03:36This is a weed. This is your brain.
03:40This is your brain on a weed. In case you didn't understand the metaphor, that's your brain. This is my foot.
03:51And this is my foot with the bowling ball and now my foot feels slimy.
03:57Bro, look at your lame shoes. Just because you spent $450 on shoes doesn't mean you'll get them made. You'll never get a girl with those shoes. Dude, socks and sandals is what's in.
04:04Hey, there's a wild female over there.
04:07Which would you prefer, the socks and sandals or the nice heels? Obviously, socks and sandals.
04:12Oh, God, you're actually pretty hideous. Please, leave me alone. Oh, you're disgusting. Oh, what are you doing to me?
04:17Oh, God, no!
04:21Good content versus bad content.
04:25Oh, wait, whoops, I accidentally messed that up. No, you didn't. I'm on that way on purpose. Oh, okay, I didn't.
04:30I'm right here. This is me? No, PewDiePie's good content and you're bad content.
04:41It's not working. Well, Jimmy, according to Google, you shouldn't use paper to cut down trees.
04:49The laptop's not working either. Give me your arm.
04:52On this dirt mound is a picture of Ninja and going against Ninja is a firework.
04:58Is this a sparkler? I don't know.
05:01What kind of crappy firework is that?
05:04Yeah, take that, Ninja.
05:08All right, Ninja, it's time for round two. Let him have it.
05:12Oh, God.
05:22Didn't light one.
05:30Ninja really is undefeatable. Look at that. Even fireworks couldn't kill him.
05:34We are 100% killing Ninja this time. Got away with life for the last time.
05:42We're not quite sure what the Saturn missile is, but there's 200 shots.
05:51Oh, it's intense. Is he even trying? Jeez. Hey, cameraman, go check on him. This is pathetic.
06:10Fuck.
06:13Any movie, the Bible. The Bible always wins.
06:21This is an easy one. Watch what happens when you try to watch a book. It just doesn't work.
06:26Stupid. Watch what happens when you try to watch a DVD.
06:33So much more enjoyable.
06:36What? What's that noise? What?
06:40Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait a minute. I'm standing still. You want to hit me?
06:45Wow. Bad guys really do suck at aiming. They couldn't hit me if they...
06:53Hey, keep your stupid little ketchup on your side.
06:56My wiener's slimy.
06:58My wiener's slimy, too.
07:00Slimy wiener's for life.
07:02Which is better? Ketchup or mustard?
07:04Which is better? Ketchup or mustard?
07:06Loss or F.U.?
07:08F.U. was on a thumbnail that got 10 million views. I'm just saying.
07:10I'm just saying my mustard's attacking your village.
07:15Paper bags are so much better because I care about the environment.
07:19Look at that. Come on.
07:21What's in that other bag right there? Why don't you...
07:23Plastic bags? What, are you trying to kill the ozone layer?
07:26What, do you want to go to Mars or something?
07:28Eww, gross. Look at that. Gross.
07:31Get away from me. Stupid.
07:36I don't even need to drink it. They don't sponsor Ninja.
07:41Red Bull for the wolf.
07:42Eww, that's disgusting.
07:44Ninja, I love you.
07:51Red Bull gives you farts.
07:55Dude, it's been like that all your life.
07:57Wow, yours is so long.
07:59Yeah, it's...
08:01And it's black, too.
08:03Why is it so tiny?
08:05It's just how it was, man.
08:07No, this isn't an apple pie.
08:09This is liquid napalm.
08:10This stuff gets as hot as lava.
08:12This is a gallon of liquid nitrogen.
08:14This is the coldest substance in the world we could buy.
08:17And this is the hottest substance in the world we can make.
08:19Like, seriously, when you light this stuff on fire, it gets crazy hot.
08:22So this stuff gets 15 to 2200 degrees Fahrenheit when lit on fire.
08:26That is a lot.
08:28Once it gets going, it'll get going.
08:30Yeah, science!
08:34That's good.
08:35Oh, my God.
08:40You're telling me if I just take my fist and do like that, I'll lose my fist?
08:43100%.
08:45Oh, wait, let me touch it.
08:47Oh, my gosh!
08:55Let's call this the hottest...
08:57Substantitious Collide.
08:59So we flipped the napalm over.
09:01Take two.
09:03Chris, don't lose your hand.
09:05It's like war and stuff.
09:07Go ahead.
09:14Nice.
09:16That is the world's coldest substance versus the world's hottest substance.
09:20Somehow Jell-O ended up in a sock.
09:27Left or right?
09:30Wait, wait, do I have to pick either or?
09:32Yeah.
09:33What is that?
09:39Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:54Too easy.
09:55Right here, man.
09:58Oh, no, it's been five minutes since I last moisturized.
10:01Don't worry, man.
10:02One thing I got is moisture.
10:04You've talked to this.
10:07Oh, God!
10:10Let me just...
10:13I got your hand.
10:14I'm here for you.
10:15Thanks, man.
10:16It's hard to fist bump.
10:22Time to get all clean.
10:25Moisturizer.
10:27Moisturizer.
10:29Does your man have the moisturizing skills like me?
10:32Look at that wall.
10:33It's perfectly moisturized now.
10:39You know what goes great with Jell-O?
10:41Potatoes.
10:43Oh, there it goes.
10:53Here it goes.
11:03Yeah!
11:08That looks like America.
11:09That's art.
11:10This football game was crazy.
11:11I broke my leg, but I powered through it, man.
11:13I'm just a tough boy.
11:14How about you, Chris?
11:15How was your soccer game?
11:16I did pretty good, you know.
11:17Did you?
11:18Yeah, I did.
11:19Oh, God!
11:20Oh, what the...
11:21Oh, God!
11:23I need a red card for him.
11:25$5,000.
11:27We'll start the bid at three grand.
11:32Now that's comedy.