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00:00For production number 0-1-3-0, airdate to be announced, VTR 12-23-73, take one.
00:22Get ready to match the stars, Greg Forrest, Brett Somers,
00:30Maury Amsterdam, Juliet Mills, Richard Dawson, and Fannie Flagg,
00:39as we play the star-studded, big-money Match Game 74.
00:45And now, here's the host of Match Game 74, Gene Rivers.
00:50Hello, there. Hi, John. Thank you. Are you ready?
01:09I almost did my ballet dance there, but I changed my mind.
01:12I go crazy when you get on your toes like that.
01:15I have terrific turnout.
01:16I know, I noticed.
01:18You have a definite ache for the ballet.
01:19It's kind of a ballet ache, I can tell from here.
01:25Okay, shall we say hello to our current champion,
01:27Brenda Lee Merriweather?
01:29Hello.
01:32Brenda's won two games. She's got $700.
01:36And as the time expired last time,
01:38she was just about to have a go at the big-money supermatch, right?
01:40Right. You ready for that?
01:41Right. All right, we'll have a go at it.
01:43You can win over $5,000, you know.
01:45We'll try that right after we try this.
01:51Sue?
01:52Sarah, I'm at the store and I'm confused.
01:55For the first time in years, I need a laxative.
01:57Sarah, there are dozens of them.
01:59Powdered laxatives, mineral oils, candy types.
02:02I'm confused.
02:04Get the Philips, Sue.
02:05Why Philips?
02:07Philips Milk of Magnesia is thorough and gentle.
02:10And of all those laxatives,
02:12Milk of Magnesia is the kind doctors recommend most often.
02:15Doctors do?
02:16Sure do.
02:18Hmm.
02:20Hi, dear. Aunt Bluebell's here.
02:23I hope you brought your Scot towels.
02:26Nope.
02:27No Scot towels?
02:29Something better.
02:30New, improved Scot towels.
02:32A new combination of softness and strength.
02:35Feels thicker. Cushiony.
02:36Each sheet is 20% thicker.
02:39Soft enough for this angel's face.
02:42Strong enough for this devilish mess.
02:44Softness and strength in one paper towel.
02:46That's new, improved Scot towels, honey.
02:52Okay, here we are.
02:53We're ready.
02:54Are you ready, Brenda?
02:55I'm ready.
02:56Okay.
02:57This is the big money super match
02:58and I'll tell you how it goes.
02:59We polled a recent studio audience
03:01right here in this very building.
03:03And we got their best response to this.
03:05Blank worth.
03:07Or blank worth.
03:08Now, the answer they gave most often is worth $500 to you,
03:11Brenda Lee, if you match it.
03:12Second, $250.
03:13Third answer, $100.
03:15Which three celebrities would you like
03:17to get a little assist from here?
03:18Brett.
03:19Woolworth.
03:20Woolworth.
03:22There's one.
03:24Richard.
03:24Fort Worth.
03:26Fort Worth.
03:27Okay.
03:29Juliet.
03:30I can't think of a third one.
03:33We'll give you a second or two.
03:33If you can't think of it,
03:34you'll just have to go with the two.
03:36Blank worth.
03:39Okay.
03:40So, you've got Woolworth and Fort Worth.
03:42You may choose one of those two
03:43or think up one of your own.
03:44What would you like to do?
03:45I think Money's Worth.
03:47Money's Worth.
03:49Money's Worth.
03:50All right.
03:51You're abandoning Brett there and Richard
03:55and you're choosing Money's Worth.
03:57Okay, Brenda, I'll get you in the parking lot for that.
04:01You're on your own, Brenda Lee.
04:03And let's find out if Money's Worth is up there.
04:05First, we'll reveal the $100 response.
04:10Fort Worth is up there, the one that Richard gave you.
04:13Here we go.
04:13We're climbing up the ladder now.
04:15Let's look for Money's Worth
04:16and see if it's under the $250 response.
04:19Woolworth is up there.
04:21That's the one Brett gave you.
04:22You've run out of answers from the celebrities
04:24and now let's find out what is under the $500 response.
04:30Money's Worth, your answer.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34Oh, my God.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:38Oh, my God.
04:40Okay.
04:42So, that is $500 more for you.
04:45It puts you up to $1,200 and more important than that,
04:48it means you're going to play for 10 times that amount
04:50or $5,000.
04:52Ping, ping, ping.
04:54Okay.
04:56You guys are drunk again over in the pinging department,
04:59aren't you?
05:00All right.
05:01Now, to collect the $5,000,
05:03you got to match one celebrity on a head-to-head basis.
05:06It has to be an exact match.
05:08Please choose one now.
05:10I'm going to try Richard again.
05:12Okay, Richard, you get ready to write.
05:14You face me, if you please.
05:16Here is the $5,000 question.
05:20Musical blank.
05:21♪
05:28Richard is finished.
05:29Brenda Lee, how do you respond to this?
05:31Musical...
05:32Musical chairs.
05:34Musical chairs.
05:37You think she's right with musical chairs.
05:39I take it that's why you're applauding.
05:40All right, we're all going to find out together right now
05:43as Richard Dawson reveals his answer.
05:45For $5,000, please, may we see it?
05:48I feel so bad.
05:50Why?
05:51Oh, no.
05:54That's it.
06:06Okay.
06:08You got a total of $6,200, Brenda Lee.
06:12Once you start the Idle Stop...
06:19Where is it?
06:19Well, they're all very happy for you, I can see that.
06:20And we're happy for you.
06:21We congratulate you.
06:22You're going to meet another player now and play another game.
06:23Are you ready?
06:24You think you're ready for that?
06:25Yes.
06:26Okay.
06:27Let's all welcome Jerry Sobel.
06:28Hello, Jerry.
06:29Hi, Gene.
06:30How are you?
06:31Good.
06:32How are you?
06:33I'm good.
06:34How are you?
06:35I'm good.
06:36How are you?
06:37I'm good.
06:38How are you?
06:39I'm good.
06:40How are you?
06:41I'm good.
06:42How are you?
06:43I'm good.
06:44How are you?
06:45I'm good.
06:46How are you?
06:47I'm good.
06:48How are you?
06:49I'm good.
06:50How are you?
06:51I'm good.
06:52How are you?
06:53I'm good.
06:54How are you?
06:55I'm good.
06:56How are you?
06:57I'm good.
06:58How are you?
06:59I'm good.
07:00How are you?
07:01I'm good.
07:02How are you?
07:03I'm good.
07:04Good.
07:05You want to have a seat up there?
07:06You know Jerry Sobel, Grenda Lee.
07:07He says congratulations.
07:08What do you got for me?
07:09A little oxygen?
07:10Something like that.
07:11Jerry, would you tell us a little bit about yourself if you please?
07:12Okay, I sell movies to hotels and...
07:13No, legitimate.
07:14Is that that funny place in the valley?
07:15Legitimate, yeah.
07:16Yes.
07:17Okay, Jerry, welcome.
07:19Good luck to you.
07:20Brenda's had a lot of good luck.
07:21We wish you good luck too, Brenda.
07:23Now we'll push a button here, reveal the questions, ask Jerry to make a choice.
07:27I'll try A.
07:28He wants A. We're off and running again, folks.
07:32Rosalie wrote this poem to her husband.
07:35Please be careful, please be neat.
07:38Don't drop ashes in my blank.
07:40It's a little poem, Fanny.
07:48It's not really a poem.
07:49It's just a rhyme, Jay.
07:50It's a difference.
07:51Well, it's a rhyming couplet.
07:55Rhyming couplet, isn't it?
07:56I love poetry.
07:58My favorite is little drops of water, little grains of sand, and when they turn to gallstones,
08:03they hurt to beat the band.
08:04Did you finish writing?
08:05Oh, yeah, a long time ago.
08:06Oh, I see.
08:07I didn't see your light up there.
08:08Fanny.
08:09Well, it's hard for her to...
08:10Oh, yes.
08:11All right, Jerry Sobel.
08:12Rosalie wrote the poem.
08:13Please be careful, please be neat.
08:14Don't drop ashes on my...
08:15Seat.
08:16Seat, he says.
08:17Okay.
08:18He says seat.
08:19Great.
08:20May we see yours?
08:21I don't think that's very nice, really.
08:22Drop ashes on the seat?
08:23No, drop ashes.
08:24Lady's seat.
08:25You never do that.
08:26I said seat.
08:27No, I wouldn't do that.
08:28He says seat.
08:29A nice one for you, Jerry.
08:30Brett?
08:31What was it, dear?
08:32Rosalie said...
08:33Don't...
08:34Please be careful.
08:35Please be neat.
08:36If you can't stand the heat...
08:37Don't drop ashes...
08:38Don't drop ashes on my meat.
08:39I'm...
08:40Okay.
08:41If you...
08:42All right.
08:43No, the same goes...
08:44I guess it was get out of the kitchen.
08:45I forgot now.
08:46You can't stand the heat.
08:47You got to stay out of the kitchen,
08:48is the way Harry Truman said it.
08:49What do you say?
08:50She used to walk around barefoot a lot,
08:51so she had to say,
08:52get out of the kitchen,
08:53get out of the kitchen,
08:54get out of the kitchen,
08:55get out of the kitchen,
08:56get out of the kitchen,
08:57get out of the kitchen,
08:58get out of the kitchen,
08:59get out of the kitchen,
09:00get out of the kitchen,
09:01get out of the kitchen.
09:02She walked around barefoot a lot,
09:03so she had to say feet.
09:04Don't drop ashes on my feet.
09:05What do you say, little girl?
09:06That's me.
09:07I'm with mine.
09:08Don't drop ashes on my feet.
09:09The little girl said feet, right?
09:10What does the big boy over there say, Richard?
09:11She happened to be the lady dragon
09:12of the Ku Klux Klan,
09:13so she said,
09:14sheet.
09:15Sheet.
09:16Okay.
09:17I don't need that KKK.
09:18She was the devil under the sheet.
09:19Yeah, all right.
09:20I thought I'd knock them public.
09:21And now, Fanny,
09:22it's up to you.
09:23Please don't drop ashes on my Fanny,
09:24but that doesn't rhyme,
09:26so I put seat.
09:27Okay.
09:28So, that's two for you,
09:29and we'll find out
09:30what's in store for you
09:31right after we find out
09:32about this message.
09:33Company's due in 10 minutes
09:34in this bathroom.
09:35Okay,
09:36where's the scouring powder?
09:37Scouring powder?
09:38I use 409.
09:39409?
09:40Formula 409
09:41disinfected bathroom cleaner.
09:42Gets most bathroom jobs
09:43scouring powder clean,
09:44and then they're gone.
09:45I use 409.
09:46409?
09:47Formula 409
09:48disinfected bathroom cleaner.
09:49Gets most bathroom jobs
09:50scouring powder clean,
09:51and then they're gone.
09:52I use 409.
09:53409?
09:54I use 409
09:55disinfected bathroom cleaner.
09:56Gets most bathroom jobs
09:57scouring powder clean,
09:58and then some.
09:59And then some?
10:00Sure.
10:01No scratchy grit,
10:02no rinsing.
10:03And there's the company.
10:04And there's a clean bathroom.
10:05And Harry,
10:06your pants.
10:07409,
10:08scouring power,
10:09the easy way.
10:10Cats are my business,
10:14and pleasure.
10:15I use Litter Green.
10:16Litter Green costs more to buy,
10:18but it costs less to use
10:19than most clay litter.
10:20Litter Green absorbs more,
10:22so you only need one inch
10:23instead of three inches of this.
10:25This little bag of Litter Green
10:26actually lasts longer
10:27than this big bag of clay.
10:29Litter Green costs less to use,
10:31and you know it controls odors better.
10:34Right, Princess?
10:36Meow.
10:41Many of our contestants
10:42are chosen from our studio audience
10:44for future shows,
10:45so if you'd like to be one,
10:46just write to us,
10:47enclose a self-addressed stamp envelope,
10:49and mail two tickets.
10:51Match Game 74,
10:52CBS Television City,
10:547800 Beverly Boulevard,
10:56Los Angeles, California,
10:5790036.
11:01Butter.
11:04Butter.
11:05Parquet margarine.
11:07Butter.
11:08Oh, Parquet,
11:09now you know you're margarine.
11:11Parquet margarine.
11:12Butter.
11:13No, no, no, no, Parquet.
11:14Butter.
11:15Parquet!
11:16Butter.
11:17I am not telling you again.
11:18I'm just tasting you.
11:20Light.
11:21Creamy.
11:22Delicate.
11:23Butter!
11:24Parquet.
11:26Parquet margarine from Kraft.
11:28The flavor says butter.
11:32I'll have a zesty Italian, please.
11:34Zesty Italian, right.
11:35Our flavor of the month.
11:36Lots of garlic,
11:37red bell peppers,
11:39and chips of tangy onion
11:40for a really zesty flavor.
11:42And it stays shook.
11:43We make our zesty Italian
11:45with a bit more spirit,
11:46a dash more excitement.
11:47That's terrific.
11:48Because at Kraft,
11:49we think salads ought to be fun.
11:51I know, but could I have my salad now?
11:53Maybe you'd like to take a bite at home.
11:55Sure.
11:56Could I have my salad?
12:02Here we go.
12:03We're going to carry on now
12:04and complete round one.
12:05Jerry scored two matches
12:07in his end of the round.
12:08Let's see how Brenda Lee
12:09does with hers.
12:10Sometimes Pete and Gladys
12:12would stand on their heads
12:14and blank.
12:16Now, you kids out there.
12:18Yes.
12:20Pete and Gladys would stand on their...
12:22Sometimes Pete and Gladys
12:23would stand on their heads
12:24and blank.
12:30I'm up.
12:31Shall I write...
12:32Shall I write an answer for you?
12:34Probably somebody
12:35with head on their head.
12:37I know exactly what you do.
12:38I've seen those postcards.
12:40I'm going to hand her her position.
12:42Postcards.
12:43I'll get a hamburger for this lady.
12:45Hamburger for her.
12:46What do you have?
12:47I'll have a burger and fries.
12:48You want burger and fries?
12:49Burger and fries.
12:50Uncle Barry Jones.
12:51I know it.
12:52You're all finished.
12:53Okay.
12:54All set.
12:55Sometimes Pete and Gladys,
12:57Brenda Lee would stand on their heads
12:59and...
13:00Kiss.
13:01And kiss.
13:03I guess that's a good one.
13:05My first impulse was to say
13:07something like meditate.
13:08What did you say?
13:09Stand on their heads and kiss?
13:11Yeah.
13:12I said it.
13:13I can't be done.
13:14Fish me.
13:15Kiss.
13:16Kiss.
13:17It can be done.
13:18So there's one.
13:19Brad, who wants you to see this one?
13:21It's a goodie.
13:22Do you have a seven of diamonds?
13:24No, I got a four of spades.
13:30Now, I wanted to give something brief
13:33because you were hustling me along
13:34and I couldn't think.
13:35They stand on their heads and spy.
13:37And spy.
13:38Okay.
13:39Worst thing I ever saw.
13:40Yeah.
13:41He was right.
13:42They can all be winners.
13:43Kiss.
13:44It is.
13:45That's two for you, Brenda Lee.
13:46Okay, little girl.
13:47Well, I'm with you,
13:48but you're not playing.
13:49You stand on their heads and meditate.
13:51Meditate.
13:52That's right.
13:53All right.
13:54You just stay with me.
13:55Richard?
13:56You can kiss if you're standing on your head.
13:59The only thing is your tongue
14:00keeps falling up your nose.
14:07Sammy Flagg.
14:09Well, they were real sweet people
14:11and they just like to talk,
14:12so they stand on their heads.
14:14Okay.
14:15So that's three for you, Brenda Lee.
14:18Two for you, Jerry.
14:19We'll go to round two.
14:20Jerry, please make a selection.
14:22I'll try A again.
14:23All right, here it is.
14:24Don't write, it says.
14:26Now, let me see.
14:28Greg doesn't play.
14:29I do so play.
14:31Greg and Fanny are out of it
14:33because you match in the first round.
14:34All right?
14:35Here we go.
14:36This is the second round and final.
14:38Honolulu Lulu was arrested
14:40for blanking her grass skirt.
14:44Honolulu Lulu was arrested
14:47for blanking her grass skirt.
14:49Oh, you're stuttering.
14:51No, I'm not stuttering.
14:56Honolulu Lulu.
15:00I didn't see your answer, little girl.
15:02No, you didn't.
15:03That's incredible.
15:04Wait for this one.
15:05Okay.
15:07They're all ready.
15:08So we'll get a response from Jerry Sobel.
15:10Honolulu Lulu was arrested
15:12for blanking her grass skirt.
15:14What do you say to that?
15:15For burning her grass skirt.
15:17Okay.
15:19Now, Brett, you are first.
15:20What do you say?
15:21She wasn't really arrested
15:22for burning her grass skirt.
15:24It was that she didn't have anything on underneath it
15:26that they arrested her,
15:27but I did say burn.
15:28You did indeed.
15:29Okay, Jerry, one for you.
15:31Maury?
15:32I figured she had already burned her bra,
15:33so she burned her grass skirt.
15:35That was a good answer, I guess.
15:36Okay.
15:37What do you say, Julia?
15:38Here I am on my own again.
15:39Yes, you are.
15:40For plucking her grass skirt.
15:42Oh, I see.
15:43Yes.
15:44No, no, dear, that's chicken.
15:45She loves me.
15:46She loves me not.
15:47Loves me.
15:48Loves me not.
15:49Okay.
15:50I got the idea.
15:51Richard?
15:52Present.
15:53Shortening.
15:54Shortening.
15:55Until it became dichondra.
15:58All right, so that's it.
16:01Fannie and Match the last time.
16:02Now, wait a minute.
16:03Are we all?
16:04Yeah, we're all set.
16:05Okay, Brenda Lee, it's up to you now.
16:08You've got to match one celebrity to stay in the game.
16:11Two, however, will win the game for you.
16:14Here we go.
16:15Greg Maury and Richard do not participate.
16:19The men do not participate.
16:20Only the ladies.
16:21Isn't that interesting?
16:22Never happened that way before.
16:24When the elevator stopped suddenly,
16:25Raquel's blank bounced on the floor.
16:29What?
16:38I think it is fortuitous that only the ladies
16:41are participating in this.
16:47And all of the ladies are ready.
16:50Now, Brenda Lee.
16:51Of course, I'm finished.
16:52Did you get...
16:53You're not finished?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Of course, I'm finished.
16:56Only the ladies have written answers.
16:58When the elevator stopped suddenly,
16:59Raquel's blank bounced on the floor.
17:01I know this sounds silly, but her bosom?
17:10It does sound silly to me, Brenda.
17:12I just can't picture it.
17:16I can't.
17:17All right.
17:19Now, ladies.
17:20The silicone melted.
17:21Greg, what did you say?
17:24Well, of course, it's...
17:25I mean, it's...
17:26It's silly.
17:27Well, it's ridiculous and almost impossible,
17:30but I was there,
17:31and her bosom bounced on the floor.
17:38All right.
17:39The score is tied four to four.
17:41One more big bounce,
17:42and you win the game, Brenda Lee.
17:45Let's see if you get a bounce out of Juliette Mills.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Yeah, you get a bounce out of me.
17:52Yeah, bounce, bounce.
17:53There it is.
17:54Win the game.
17:55Congratulations.
17:56What do we got there?
17:58Okay.
17:59Congratulations.
18:01Another $100.
18:03Jerry, that was a pretty close game.
18:05Now, we've got a gift for you,
18:06together with our thanks for being with us
18:08on Match Game 74.
18:09Jerry Sobel, ladies and gentlemen.
18:11Bye, Jerry.
18:14Okay.
18:15We'll get back to Brenda in a moment or so,
18:17but first, we got this for you.
18:23Dr., Dr., what is it?
18:26It's Muncho's.
18:31Mr. Turner?
18:32Mr. Turner, what is it?
18:34It's Muncho's.
18:36Muncho's, the potato snack.
18:38So different, so delicious, so doggone munchy.
18:41Everybody wants to know what it is.
18:43Arnold, what is it?
18:45What is it?
18:47It's Muncho's.
18:48Muncho's, from Frito-Lay.
18:50Borden cuts cheese calories in half
18:53with Lightline slices.
18:55Lightline slices give you the mellow flavor
18:57of processed American cheese,
18:59but only half the calories.
19:02Lightline is lower in fat, high in protein,
19:05so it's good for the whole family,
19:08kids as well as grown-ups.
19:10Great-tasting, calorie-saving Lightline.
19:13Try it.
19:15What have you got to lose?
19:18What have you got to lose but half the calories?
19:26The story of salt.
19:28In ancient times, salt was so valuable,
19:31it was used for money.
19:33But today, salt is plentiful.
19:36We get it from the earth,
19:38we get it from the sea,
19:40and we get it from a blue box,
19:42from which comes a memorable word
19:44when it rains, of course.
19:48Borden salt, in the familiar blue package
19:50or in convenient table shakers.
19:56There are lots of balsam products,
19:58but this is the one that started it all.
20:00Wella Balsam.
20:02It's the original balsam.
20:04It makes hair strong, shiny,
20:06easy to comb in just one minute.
20:08That's why everyone tried to copy it,
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20:14and so can your hair.
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20:18and Wella Balsam Conditioning Shampoo.
20:21You'll love your hair.
20:24Okay, this is the second time in one program
20:27that Brenda Lee Merriweather has been here, isn't it?
20:29Yes.
20:30Yeah, you feel cool about it now?
20:32No.
20:33All right, let's see how it goes, Brenda Lee.
20:35We polled a recent studio audience,
20:37and we got their best response to this.
20:40Great blank.
20:42Now, the answer they gave most often,
20:44you know, is worth $500, $250, and $100.
20:46Now, which three celebrities would you like
20:48to get a little assist from here?
20:50Maury.
20:51Maury, how do you fill that blank in?
20:53Great blank.
20:54Great Lakes.
20:55Great Lakes, he says.
20:57Greg?
20:58Greg?
20:59How about Great Neck?
21:00Great Neck.
21:01It's in Long Island, I believe.
21:02I know.
21:03We're in California.
21:04Well, you could at least sigh a little.
21:06Okay, Great Neck is her answer.
21:08One more.
21:09Greg.
21:10Greg, what do you say?
21:12Great God.
21:14I beg your pardon?
21:15God.
21:16Great God.
21:17Okay, so you've got Great God, Great Neck, and Great Lakes.
21:20You may choose one of those or give us one of your own.
21:22What would you like to do?
21:23Great Lakes.
21:24Great Lakes is the answer that Maury gave,
21:26and that's the one she's looking for.
21:28Let's find out if it's up there at all, and if so, where.
21:31First, may we see the $100 response?
21:35Great Day is a good answer, isn't it?
21:37And you didn't think of it.
21:39Okay, we're still looking for Great Lakes.
21:42May we see the $250 response?
21:46Great Dane, another dandy one you didn't think of over there.
21:49I think we all just had a terrible time.
21:52Last chance.
21:53Brenda Lee to find Great Lakes.
21:55Let's find out if it's under the $500 response.
21:58Great Scott.
22:01You know, none of those crossed my mind.
22:03Did you think of any of them?
22:04I didn't think of any of those.
22:05I had Great Day.
22:06You thought of Great Day.
22:07Because I had it.
22:09Oh, you did own a Great Day.
22:10Well, it's easy for you to say now.
22:12You've added a little bit to your winnings here, Brenda Lee.
22:14You're up to $6,300.
22:16You're going to meet another player right now.
22:17Here comes Janet Iverson.
22:23Hello, Janet.
22:24Hi.
22:25Hi.
22:27You know Brenda Lee, Janet?
22:29Now, Janet Iverson is going to tell us a little bit
22:31about the story of her life.
22:33Oh, yes.
22:34Right?
22:35Oh, I'm a native from Santa Monica, California.
22:37I've been married for eight and a half years,
22:38and we have three darling daughters.
22:40Okay.
22:41I'll bet they are darling,
22:42because you look like a darling lady.
22:43Don't you look like a darling lady?
22:44Yes.
22:45She's a darling lady.
22:46All right, Janet.
22:47Challenger makes his selection,
22:48so it's up to you to give us your choice.
22:50A or B?
22:51B, please.
22:52Okay.
22:53Brand new game.
22:54Everybody plays.
22:55This is it, folks.
22:56Ralph said,
22:58Hilda's donuts are so heavy,
23:01I used one of them as a blank.
23:04That's how heavy Hilda's donuts are.
23:08Hilda's donuts are so heavy,
23:10I used one of them as a blank.
23:15Now, this is a very easy one.
23:17Of course it is.
23:18I didn't say it was hard.
23:19That's because you're not sitting up here.
23:20Did I say it was hard?
23:21If it has eight answers,
23:22I could give you right off the top of my head.
23:24Give me eight answers.
23:25All right.
23:27Now, they're all ready.
23:28Janet, what do you say?
23:29Hilda's donuts are so heavy,
23:30I used one of them as a...
23:32Paperweight.
23:33Paperweight is a terrific answer.
23:36Terrific answer.
23:37Paperweight, doorstop, anchor,
23:39all kinds of great answers.
23:41What do you got there, Greg?
23:44None of those?
23:45Tire.
23:46Tire.
23:49Not one of your better answers.
23:52Brett?
23:53It's not one of your better answers?
23:54No.
23:55You don't think so?
23:56No.
23:57I think paperweight's a terrific answer.
23:58I wish I said it.
23:59I said tire.
24:02That's two rotten answers in a row,
24:04and now, Maury?
24:05Being a fisherman, I said a sinker.
24:07A sinker.
24:09Hmm.
24:10Oh, yeah, sinkers are called those.
24:11Alpine and sinker, remember?
24:12Right.
24:13Not sinker.
24:14Okay, here we go.
24:15Juliet?
24:16Hi.
24:17Well, I said weight.
24:19Weight.
24:20A weight, you know, a weight.
24:21Yeah.
24:22All right.
24:23Paperweight.
24:24Paperweight.
24:25Okay, there's one match.
24:26Richard?
24:27It's very good.
24:28Yeah.
24:29First match you've had a weight,
24:30but it's...
24:32That's good.
24:33I said a washer.
24:34A washer.
24:35Oh, yeah.
24:36Facing between.
24:37A machine wash, yeah.
24:38When you use a machine boat.
24:39Oh, I understand that answer.
24:40Okay, that's enough.
24:41All right, he lost the bet, folks.
24:42Fanny Flagg?
24:43Well, you see,
24:44somebody broke into his house,
24:45so he threw one at him,
24:46and he used it as a weapon.
24:48A weapon.
24:49Yes.
24:50And caught a nuclear that way.
24:51Time to eat that one, too.
24:52Chew it up there.
24:54Okay, so that...
24:56You scored once there,
24:57and we'll see what you do,
24:58but first we've got to see this,
25:00and then hurry back.
25:04You're wrong.
25:05It's ground-in dirt.
25:07No, no, it's permanent press clothes.
25:09Believe me,
25:10it's getting sheets white.
25:12Women don't always agree
25:13on laundry problems,
25:14until they talk about...
25:16Grease.
25:17Greasy oil.
25:18Nothing worse.
25:19Think grease and oil are tough?
25:21Watch.
25:22Let's put a drop of greasy oil
25:23in each of five major detergent solutions,
25:26and see what happens.
25:27Believe me,
25:28it's gonna sit there
25:29just the way it sits on my clothes.
25:33Wait.
25:34Look at this one.
25:35It's breaking up.
25:36None of the others are.
25:37Only one of these detergents
25:39does break up oil like this.
25:41Concentrated All,
25:42with low phosphates.
25:44Look how All
25:45cleans the kind of things
25:46you wash every day.
25:47The sheets is so white.
25:49Even the collars are clean.
25:51The jeans.
25:52They look almost new.
25:53Concentrated All,
25:55with bleach,
25:56borax,
25:57and brighteners.
25:58It's what you need
25:59to clean the tough stains.
26:00All's what I need
26:01to clean everything.
26:04Just a few seconds
26:05to say goodbye, ladies.
26:07We look forward to seeing
26:08both of you next time,
26:09or we'll pick up
26:10in the middle of round one
26:11with a question for you, okay?
26:13Right.
26:14All right.
26:15Listen, you were all splendid.
26:16Oh, thank you.
26:17Yeah, it's been a lovely day.
26:19We look forward to seeing
26:20that show of yours.
26:21I hope that gets on.
26:22May I say this to you?
26:24Yes.
26:25Thank you for giving me
26:26the opportunity
26:27to play the game
26:28with these marvelous people.
26:29I think they're great.
26:30You had a good time, I tell you.
26:31Oh, that's marvelous.
26:32We enjoyed having you, Greg.
26:33We'll see you again sometime, right?
26:34Right.
26:35Terrific.
26:36Now, Brett,
26:37you've been trying
26:38to get a word in edgewise
26:39here all week,
26:40and I don't want
26:41to be unfair to you.
26:42What was I trying to say?
26:43I don't know.
26:44You were trying to...
26:45Was it about Adam
26:46and his appearance
26:47on The Odd Couple?
26:48Probably.
26:49Is Adam appearing
26:50on The Odd Couple again?
26:51No, only that once,
26:52but I keep saying it.
26:53Oh, all right.
26:54Listen,
26:55I hope you will be able
26:56to join us next time
26:57for this Galaxy of Stars.
27:01Joe Flynn,
27:02Brett Somers,
27:03Charles Nelson Reilly,
27:04Linda Kay Henning,
27:05Richard Dawson,
27:06and Betty White.
27:07Thank you all.
27:08Team Rayburn
27:09for Match Game 74
27:10join us next time.
27:11Today's consolation prizes
27:12are Miromatic
27:13electric housewares
27:14including bacon-served casserole,
27:15electric broiler,
27:16and a couple-minute percolator,
27:17fresh-brewed coffee
27:18faster than instant
27:19from Miro,
27:20and a supply
27:21of Johnson's Future,
27:22the acrylic wall finish
27:23that gives you
27:24a tough,
27:25acrylic wall finish
27:26that will last
27:27a lifetime.
27:28The Johnson's Future
27:29acrylic wall finish
27:30that gives you
27:31a tough,
27:32acrylic shine
27:33that holds up.
27:34Future,
27:35beautifully transparent,
27:36tougher than wax.
27:37And Rice-A-Roni,
27:38the big flavor scientist
27:39that's so quick,
27:40so easy,
27:41saute,
27:42and simmer
27:43to flavor perfection,
27:44Rice-A-Roni,
27:45the San Francisco treat.
27:46This is Johnny Olson
27:47speaking for Match Game 74,
27:48a Mark Goodson,
27:49Bill Todman production.
27:51Stay tuned for Secret Story of the Heart,
27:53next week,
27:54on Match Game 74.

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