Karen vs. Susan, 11/73
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00:00I had a brand-new monitor you wouldn't leave it
00:11well I need a monitor because I can't see your opening turn that one around
00:15for now sorry mark I can't see this light here it is this is the match game
00:23production number zero zero eight six air date to be announced VTR 10 13 73
00:28in his take one
00:31get ready to match the star Bill Cullen Brett summer Jack Cluckman
00:57as Elliot Richard Dawson and Loretta Swift as we play the star-studded big
01:06money match game 73
01:10I thank you very much for the warmth of your reception and for coming here and
01:40being here with us in person and those of you who joined us around the country
01:43thank you for being here we'd like to welcome two new bodies to the group of
01:49regulars beginning up here in the top my old friend Bill Cullen nice to have you
01:54with us Bill
02:01and we'd like to welcome this lady Cass Elliott whom
02:07your special has already played in my area and I've seen it I thought it was
02:11marvelous and I just thought I'd alert people because I guess it hasn't played
02:14everywhere yet has it it's called it's called don't call me mama no more don't
02:20call me mama anymore that's right don't know don't we won't right
02:25what is it this is an old body no listen nobody here
02:38now you've been here so much Jack we just think of you as a member of the
02:42family that's all now let's say hello to our two players Karen Phillips in here
02:46and Susan Rayfield hello lady Susan's a current champ she's won $600 and she did
02:54that in one game and she's being challenged by Karen Philipson where do
02:59we start right from the top no the middle of round one you've had your
03:03question and you didn't do too well with it did you scored zero and then you're
03:07gonna have your question all right we'll get to that right after we get to these
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03:47hey how are you holding up kid legs are okay but this cold has me stuffed up and
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04:17have a go at it ladies I'll push the little button here and reveal your
04:20question Susan this is it everyone participates
04:25Harriet came home early and caught her husband blanking his teddy bear
04:33there it is says that right there guess Harriet came home early and caught her
04:40husband blanking his teddy bear I'm ready you're ready oh aren't you all
04:45quick today now let's get an answer from Susan here Harriet came home early and
04:51caught her husband blanking his teddy bear Susan hugging his teddy bear he was
04:59also in love with his raincoat because I've had a look at Harriet but actually
05:08he did a little better he was kissing kissing kissing and hugging do not match
05:12okay Brett what do you say you can't have one without the other darling
05:17kissing kissing well no you could kiss without hugging I'll show you how
05:29would you like to do that on a permanent basis
05:33what do you think I know why hugging yet Harry was sick and he had a naughty one
05:38so he spanked his teddy we'll match that I'm sorry to say Susan let's see how it
05:46was a German teddy bear well he loved his teddy bear he was kissing his
05:50kissing his teddy bear it's gonna be a wet okay Richard what was he doing to
05:56his teddy bear now this is how he was actually cuddling his teddy bear before
06:03you've grown let me explain it kept him out of the army so it didn't let's go
06:09at once for you Susan cuddling and hugging match now Loretta I was thinking
06:15of our show and radar O'Reilly it didn't keep him out of the army because he he
06:19sleeps with his teddy bear sleeping with it yeah and the show when she says our
06:23show she means my favorite TV show the max to the odd couple
06:35tomorrow's your day on behalf of odd couple Perry Mason and Dick Van Dyke we
06:40thank you okay let's go to round two at the end of this round it's one of
06:46nothing favor the champ and now challenger would you make your selection
06:49I'll try B B is what she wants everyone will participate right when his fairy
06:55godmother sprinkled magic dust on Bruce
07:02and I know Bruce and she did sprinkle fairy dust on him he blanked when his
07:10fairy godmother sprinkled magic dust on Bruce he blanked
07:17Loretta you don't seem to have the idea
07:25having fun Bill I am enjoying it oh I didn't know Bruce had a fairy godfather
07:38Karen how do you respond to this when his fairy godmother sprinkled magic dust
07:42on Bruce he twinkled he twinkled
07:55that's what he did all right let's see if that scores for this lady Bill Jean I
08:00wouldn't have been able to twinkle if you hadn't let me use your dressing room
08:04along another line the only thing to do when you sprinkle with magic dust you
08:08disappear disappear yeah disappear okay Brett what'd you say Bruce was so upset
08:13because she changed his whole attitude that he cried he cried no match there
08:19Jack he was he was allergic to it so he sneezed
08:29all right no match yet you need one to stay in the game here Karen what have
08:35you got here Cass well he was so shy that he blushed he blushed he hasn't
08:40twinkled yet let's see if Richard Dawson makes him twinkle I was gonna say
08:44he lowered his voice but I thought that would be when the dust hit him he just
08:49swished around
08:56or the game is over I'm the only one who believes in magic he turned into a frog
09:01turned into a frog
09:12there you are right here blue woods so that's another hundred dollars for you
09:15and our congratulations and we say goodbye to Karen Philipson it's been a
09:19pleasure meeting you and having you here on match game 73 a gift for you
09:22backstage goodbye
09:26now you're gonna have a go at another well more than $5,000 you stand by here
09:32and we'll give you these messages then you hurry right back
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10:51Beverly Boulevard Los Angeles California 9 0 0 3 6 to give salads a
10:59holiday look start with jello gelatin like mrs. Susan Dando of Boston like my
11:09mother did for her friends I remember the jello mold she made never thought I
11:14could make them but I finally tried and it was easier than I thought now I even
11:18have a little trick for arranging fruit or nuts to make any mold look special
11:22all you do is pour some jello brand gelatin into a mold and chill until it
11:27thickens then arrange nuts in any pattern you like pressing them in after
11:34the remaining gelatin is thickened just fold in the rest of the fruit and nuts
11:38spoon on top chill and unmold according to the directions on the package for
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11:50magazines to give your salads a holiday look start with jello okay here we are
12:00with Susan Rayfield who's won her second game she's now up to $700 she's gonna
12:05have a go at over $5,000 she knows how it goes so if you're ready we'll get to
12:09it right Brett okay we pulled a recent studio audience and I got their best
12:29response to this blank alley and the answer they gave most often is worth
12:35$500 to you if you can match it the second most frequent response to 50 in
12:39the third a hundred now you're allowed to get a little help from some
12:43celebrities here choose them one at a time three is the total Brett Brett how
12:50would you fill that in I'm gonna say Schubert Alley Schubert Alley
12:57and who else would you like well Richard cuddles teddy bear so I'll take
13:09you and that's not all drink your beer bowling alley bowling
13:20there's another answer play one more Loretta tin pan tin pan alley
13:27you've got Schubert Alley bowling alley tin pan alley you may choose one of
13:32those or give us one of your own Susan what would you like to do Loretta
13:42tin pan alley Loretta alley tin pan alley you think is the most valuable
13:49answer all right she's nervous that's the one we are after tin pan alley let's
13:54begin by revealing the $100 response back alley there's an answer that did
14:01not occur to any of us all right Schubert who are looking for tin pan
14:07alley here is the $250 response
14:12okay now before we go on with the rest of your part of it let's find out what
14:22is up there what do you think audience what's up there
14:31okay they were right all along they said that right from the word go now you've
14:36got the $250 you will now play for ten times that amount or $2,500 to collect
14:42that amount of money you must match one celebrity on a head-to-head basis which
14:46one will it be I'll try Brett okay Brett you get ready to write you face me if
15:01you would please Susan face me I'm over here that's it there and I'll get the
15:06$22,500 question remember this must be an exact match here it is blank cup CUP
15:14blank cup okay Brett is now finished so for your response please Susan how do
15:36you fill in that blank blank cup teacup teacup is her answer all right Brett for
15:41$2,500 may we see your answer I said loving loving all right teacup was
15:51yours so you're up to nine hundred and fifty now Susan you're gonna meet another
15:54player here comes Pat Miller
16:05okay you ladies know each other do you nice to have you with us Pat would you
16:11please tell us a little bit about yourself okay Jean I'm a native
16:14Californian and I'm married to a native Californian and we have three little
16:18natives at home and this has got to be the most exciting thing that's ever
16:22happened to me good good luck to you Pat thank you very much you know that you
16:28and Susan will be answering questions trying to match our six assorted
16:31characters here the one who does that most often at the end of the second
16:35round will be the winner and has a go at over $5,000 isn't that exciting
16:41we just didn't hear him talk no okay Pat we ask you to make a selection we do
16:49that because some contestants find some questions harder than others and it's
16:52entirely up to you you want a or B I want B you want B this is a new game
16:56folks so you will all play this is it the Baker said he loves it he laughs
17:03give us a story I've got a problem the plumbers convention is tonight they've
17:11ordered a cake in the shape of a giant blank
17:19and what else the Baker said if I got a problem the plumbers convention is
17:24tonight and they've ordered a cake in the shape of a giant blank
17:30okay you're singing right on key all right Brett there you go
17:45now Pat how would you respond to this the Baker said if I got a problem the
17:48plumbers convention is tonight and they've ordered a cake in the shape of a
17:52giant pipe pipe this is the shape of a giant pipe P I P E pipe she says Bill
18:03what do you say I have the perfect answer for a cake for a plumbers
18:08convention I'm not quite sure where you'd put the candle but the cake would
18:12certainly be who blew out the flame all right I don't say John I'll tell you
18:26that what do you say ranch it's about you say John I'm ashamed to say I agreed
18:35with my wife wrench wrench the first time in 17 years answer for a plumbers
18:40convention thing what did you say Cass well I couldn't spell wrench so I wrote
18:44sink sink is her answer I can't spell sink either okay Richard she's looking
18:52for the answer pipe well don't bother me I wrote toilet bowl okay now those
19:01plumbers are flush with success
19:09you know how big a septic tank is well it was a big party oh I see tasty cake
19:17okay Pat so there's no match there and Susan we'll get to you right after we
19:22get to this watch me get my husband the plumber to help with this
19:31clogged drain sinks clog I'll try the crystal drain opener wait use my liquid
19:37plumber why well clogs are mostly grease and hair right liquid plumber cuts the
19:43grease dissolves hair three times faster faster yeah cuz liquid plumber has two
19:47fast-acting ingredients one for grease one for hair the crystal doesn't see
19:53liquid plumber works meet my home at class six girls in all thumbs every day
20:03is a disaster fortunately I have plenty of patients and plenty of formula 409
20:08spray cleaner 409 cleans up the worst kind of messes just spray and wipe that
20:14helps with the class full of thumbs and to save money I buy the economical
20:19heavy nose I need it 409 just spray and wipe when grandma made grape jelly you
20:34could smell those simmering grapes everywhere but Welch's found that if you
20:39could smell the grapes some of the flavor was sneaking out in the steam so
20:44they invented a special way to catch that flavor and put it back into their
20:48preserves and jellies Welch's can't match the love grandma put into her
20:52jellies and preserves so they settled for a little extra flavor I'm Roy Rogers
21:00and I'm Dale Evans we know what we like ranch style cooking and salad with
21:06seven-seas dressing seven-seas knows the kinds of dressings families like ours go
21:10for wholesome hearty dressings with that special good taste green goddess deluxe
21:15Thousand Island real blue cheese Viva Italians what I like and with seven seas
21:20you can please everybody even an outfit as big as ours so give your family what
21:24they like salad dressing from seven seas right okay we are in the middle of
21:32round one Pat Miller's had a go at her question did not score any matches and
21:37now we've got this for Susan let's see how she does with this Fernando was an
21:43unconventional artist he'd spread a canvas on the floor throw paint all over
21:50it and then rub his blank in it I take back what I said about your good-looking
21:59Jack okay they're already over there and now Susan if you're ready we'll hear
22:16your response to this he'd spread a canvas on the floor throw paint all over
22:20it and then rub his blank in it what did you say no she says no folks no what do
22:27you say by golly that that lady and I are okay one Brett I've done it and it's
22:35more fun if you do with your whole body with your whole body it's slippery is it
22:40I want to tell you I don't know we're playing a game here is this password but
22:45you're brushing brush it up listen doctor come out of the boots and we'll
22:52fight it out what's going on here all right let's go to Cass well his nose is
22:56on his face isn't it no can't match that I have to be a little more exact
23:00than that that's right his nose is on his arm it's not your perfectly
23:06understandable you just yeah generalize he actually rubbed his feet in it his
23:11feet I can explain why he was a Blackfoot Indian he was a Blackfoot
23:16Indian you had to be there Jean don't involve he took the tail of his cat and
23:21used it like a paint I see unconventional okay so there's the end
23:30of round one and champ is ahead by one one to nothing and now challenger would
23:35you make your selections I'm gonna stick with B B is what she wants everyone will
23:39play on her first day in New York Barbara lost her blank on the subway on
23:48her first day in New York Barbara lost her blank on the subway you've been to
23:55New York have your friends even in New York you are New Yorkers I lived in New
24:03York okay they're already over there so Pat will get your response to this on
24:08her first day in New York Barbara lost her blank on the subway her shirt her
24:14shirt lost her shirt she lost her shirt on the subway I'm fine miss that too I
24:20never got a break the subway loses it at the racetrack what did you lose on the
24:27subway bill I have something in mind that she lost at the Astor but that
24:31dates me I think the logical thing a purse
24:37okay Brett don't be too quick to applaud I'll tell you exactly what she lost on
24:43the subway because I lost it there too because you can't travel on a subway
24:46without losing didn't have subways then do you mind her innocence her innocent
24:54but what I said they didn't have subways that way
24:59yeah dignity my dear Jack what do you say I lost the same thing my purse yeah
25:09right Cass what do you say she lost on the subway her purse is the answer she's
25:17looking for Richard I felt sure you're gonna say virginity
25:23although she lost that in Omaha no she lost her purse lost her purse okay wait
25:30now to stay in the game Pat you must match Loretta Swift and you've got to
25:35lose your shirt or it's all over no I lost my purse
25:47so you pick up another hundred dollars you're getting boring okay well Pat it's
25:53been a pleasure meeting you here on match game 73 we've got a gift waiting
25:57for you backstage together with our thanks Pat Miller
26:02as for you we'll get to you right after we get to this okay
26:12they're playing waterworks who'll be the first to run a pipe from faucet to spout
26:19but watch out there are all sorts of plumbing setbacks along the way like
26:28leaky tees tricky detours cracked elbows but there's always a winner
26:35waterworks the leaky pipe card game from Parker Brothers if I asked you does one
26:42potato chip taste better than another you'd say nah you taste one you've
26:46tasted them all and if I said uh-huh the Chippos taste better and I can prove it
26:50but you'd say prove it ordinary potato chips fry in oil about two to three
26:56minutes leaving this behind oil Chippo is a fashion from dried potatoes and
27:00flash-fried look less oil on the outside so if you taste less oil you've got to
27:06taste more potato chip we've run out of time so I hope you're gonna be able to
27:15join us next time I know Susan Raphael is going to be here she's going to meet
27:20a new player and we'll see what happens and I hope all of you will consent to
27:25join today you were so terrific we'll look for Loretta sweet on mash and we'll
27:35look for you on your Cass Elliott special look for Bill Cullen there I
27:40twinkle I know look for you on the odd couple that's right pass right over me
27:46and we'll look for you on Perry Mason you have to look pretty hard I'll tell
27:50you so we'll look for you to friends be there Gene Rayburn saying so long for
27:55match game 73 today's consolation prizes are from Montgomery Ward's big ball
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28:33this is Johnny Olson speaking for match game 73 a Mark Goodson Bill Todman production
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