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00:00I'm going to get a hot water.
00:02Maybe Kris?
00:03I'm getting Kris.
00:04Hi.
00:05That's Kris.
00:06That's Kris.
00:07I've got a new friend.
00:09Hi, nice to see you.
00:11Hi.
00:12I was wondering if you'd like some mussebus?
00:15The same. We're going to the bus meeting.
00:18I've got a big advantage compared to the other buses.
00:21I've already bought a big bus.
00:24I'm going to get a bus.
00:27I've already bought a big bus.
00:30We're wasting our time on this bus.
00:33What's the point? What do you want us to do?
00:35Do we know any new drivers?
00:37You have to hurry.
00:57What are you doing?
01:13Good morning.
01:15Did you sleep well?
01:18No.
01:20I had a nightmare.
01:23What was it?
01:25I had a nightmare.
01:28I dreamt that you had red clothes,
01:31and you were shit,
01:33and you ran around singing all night,
01:35or you were a whore.
01:37Haha, very funny.
01:41Did you think I was going to get a new friend?
01:45Yes.
01:46Yes.
01:47So what's the problem?
01:51The problem is that we don't understand
01:53that Russian time is just a capitalistic arrangement.
01:56Blah, blah, blah.
01:58You know what she said?
02:00It's stupid, right?
02:03She said that?
02:05Yes.
02:08You wouldn't have made it a minute without me.
02:12You wouldn't have.
02:15You wouldn't have.
02:21You wouldn't have.
02:27Hi!
02:28Hi!
02:29It's so nice to see you.
02:31It's nice to see you too.
02:34Did you just get here?
02:35Yes, I got an early flight.
02:36Did you sleep?
02:37No, no.
02:39Shall we make breakfast?
02:41Yes, we can.
02:42Are you hungry?
02:43Yes, I'm really hungry.
02:51Emma!
02:54I need to talk to you.
02:59Yes?
03:00I'm thinking about something, and I don't know what you're thinking.
03:06But do you think Sanna fits in our bus?
03:11I mean, she might be a little tight.
03:17Emma, I need to talk to your girlfriend.
03:21But you have to agree that she can't be in the bus.
03:24I've talked to Chris.
03:25Hi, Sanna.
03:26How many kids do you have?
03:29What do you mean?
03:30Do you want to get a divorce or not?
03:33Eight kids.
03:34Eight?
03:38You said you didn't know anyone in Tivoli.
03:41I'm sorry.
03:43That guy is in the bus with William.
03:44Is he?
03:45Who's William?
03:46Do you know who William is?
03:48No.
03:49He's the most handsome, coolest guy in the whole third grade.
03:56That's William.
04:00Hi, Sanna.
04:03Hi.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:09I'm sorry.
04:12I'm sorry.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:21I'm sorry.
04:24I'm sorry.
04:28Do you follow Chris on Instagram?
04:32No.
04:33I do.
04:34What are you going to do?
04:35So you can get to know him.
04:37I wasn't going to get to know him.
04:38I'm his girlfriend.
04:39What did I say?
04:40That's going to be a problem.
04:42You don't have to get to know him.
04:43You just have to get to know him so that we can get to the bus together with William.
04:47You can tell your girlfriend, but just do it to get to the bus.
04:51Yes, because then he will definitely respect and accept.
04:54Yes, so follow him.
04:56Get your phone.
04:58Do you know what he's called on Instagram?
05:05Hey, hold on.
05:07When he sends you a message, you answer, flirt.
05:10Why should he send me a message?
05:12Just answer flirt when he sends you a message, okay?
05:14I have to go.
05:15Bye.
05:16Bye.
05:20She's just like a woman with black hair in the other class.
05:23Respect.
05:24She's just so raw.
05:48Who is Julian Dahl on Instagram?
05:50I don't know.
05:52He's standing up for himself.
05:55Are we going to you?
05:57No, we're not going to you.
06:00I just don't want to tell your mom that we're together.
06:03Why?
06:04Because she's embarrassed of me.
06:06That's not it.
06:07I just want her to meet you when you're in bed.
06:11Okay.
06:14Invite me home for dinner with your mom.
06:19What?
06:20What?
06:21Invite me home for dinner with your mom.
06:24Yes, I'll invite her in the afternoon.
06:28Yes, when?
06:34Now?
06:35Yes, today, tomorrow, Friday, next month.
06:40Christmas Eve, 17th of May.
06:43Hello?
06:49Hello.
06:50Yes, Friday.
06:55Who are you texting?
06:57William.
06:58The Russian bus driver.
07:01The Russian bus driver?
07:02You're not on the bus.
07:03No, I'm not.
07:04And it's completely damaged.
07:06Stop saying it's damaged.
07:08You said yourself it was damaged two weeks ago.
07:11Yes, maybe he changed his mind.
07:14Yes, maybe.
07:16Okay.
07:18Come on, let's go.
07:25JetCam invited us to a bus ride with Penetrator.
07:28Are you kidding?
07:29Is that true, Eva?
07:31No, don't look.
07:32William, come here.
07:33That's great, Eva.
07:35Oh my God, I'll fix it for us.
07:37The Penetrator ride at Borkes on Friday.
07:40Cool, can I take your number?
07:44Yes.
07:46Stop it.
07:47Try to be cool.
07:51We have to get some alcohol.
07:53I'll call the barman.
07:55Is there anyone who needs help?
07:57You're wrong, I'm the barman.
07:59Why are you looking at me?
08:00Do I look like a person who drinks?
08:03I don't drink, to be honest.
08:05What a cool gang.
08:07I can bring a bottle of wine or two for mom.
08:09Can you?
08:10How much can we share?
08:12I can pay if you want.
08:13I could ask mom, but I can't.
08:15Her wine is very expensive.
08:17If I take it, she'll be mad at me.
08:19Stop talking.
08:24It's beer.
08:25You talk too much.
08:27I'm sorry.
08:38Seriously, she can't be on the bus.
08:41Don't be on the bus, she's a psycho.
08:44Let's take the pills.
08:47The pills.
09:11Maybe we can do that.
09:15Or maybe we can get Nora to do it.
09:21No, we don't do that.
09:23Hello?
09:27Are you in prison?
09:42I'm sorry.
09:44I'm sorry.
09:46I'm sorry.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:50I'm sorry.
09:52I'm sorry.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:58I'm sorry.
10:00I'm sorry.
10:02I'm sorry.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:06I'm sorry.
10:08I'm sorry.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:17I'm sorry.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:28Fuck.
10:34What are you doing here?
10:38Hi!
10:46Aren't they the ones who threw you off the bus?
10:50Isn't that the girl who called you a slut at the party?
10:55Don't leave me tonight. I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
11:01I'm not leaving you.
11:08I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
11:20He had one goal, and that was to get one girl pregnant.
11:24But he didn't find one, so he just had to get six more girls.
11:28You're kidding! Is that why they're called the Penetrators?
11:31That's why they're called the Penetrators.
11:34William asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend. I don't think I will.
11:39Go away, you little slut!
11:45You little slut?
11:47Yeah, she's a fucking slut.
11:53No, no, no. I'm also a slut.
12:04Hi!
12:13Hi!
12:22What's up with the police?
12:24I don't know.
12:27Are you serious?
12:33Hi.
12:39Hi.
12:41Hi.
12:44Aren't those your crew?
12:47My crew?
12:49Are you on the bus with me?
12:52No, I'm not on the bus. I wasn't going to be on the bus.
12:58Okay.
12:59I think Russian time is pretty tight.
13:06Why is that?
13:08Because Russian time is just a capitalistic arrangement of supermarkets.
13:18Okay.
13:24You're a bit of a brainy lady.
13:27I like that.
13:30You like that?
13:32You like that?
13:34Fuck off!
13:36Fuck off!
13:43Good man.
13:51I have to go.
13:57What's up?
13:59Fuck me!