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00:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years ago.
00:02Any similarity to actual individuals or situations is purely coincidental.
00:05Xiao Hong!
00:06Do you want to...
00:08No.
00:08No no no no!
00:10You won't dare!
00:11If you go back to Sword Tomb, you will never be able to get out!
00:14You all swore to me
00:16that you would help my parents fulfill their wish.
00:19One day,
00:20you will do it.
00:24Xiao Hong!
00:30I'm going to kill you!
00:34Are you ready to die again?
00:42You are doomed to die!
00:50He killed all those people!
00:52Die!
00:58You guys forced me to do this!
01:12I've never lost to a sword!
01:14There's a hole!
01:22There's a hole!
01:24Watch out!
01:26This is what happens when you disobey me!
01:32You want to be a hero?
01:44Die!
01:54I'm going to kill him!
01:56Okay!
01:58Go to hell!
02:00You can't beat Xiao Hong!
02:02What a coincidence!
02:04No sword is stronger than me!
02:06No sword is tougher than me!
02:10No sword is stronger than me!
02:12Give me your soul!
02:18Xiao Hong!
02:22I'm your king!
02:24I'm your king!
02:40Xiao Hong!
02:54How long has it been?
02:56How is it?
02:58How is Xiao Hong?
03:00Is she okay?
03:02Don't worry, the surgery was a success!
03:04Now,
03:06the sword and the sword
03:08have become one!
03:10What have you done?
03:12I've reset it,
03:14and now it's even stronger!
03:16I can't see it anymore!
03:18Why don't you ask Xiao Hong?
03:20Sister Ruoling,
03:22how can I see people again?
03:24Don't cry, don't cry.
03:26Xiao Hong, don't cry.
03:40Senior,
03:42what are you looking at?
03:44I'm thinking
03:46that cloud looks like
03:48tofu brain.
03:50Really?
03:52It looks sweet.
03:54It's delicious!
03:56What are you talking about?
03:58Tofu brain?
04:00How can it be sweet?
04:02Of course tofu brain is sweet!
04:04Are you kidding me?
04:06Who doesn't know that
04:08salty tofu brain is the best in the world?
04:10People in Qianguo are so poor
04:12that they can't afford sugar.
04:14Is salty tofu brain edible?
04:16What are you talking about?
04:18Senior,
04:20Lan Yi slandered me.
04:22He said tofu brain is sweet,
04:24and Qianguo will be rich in the future.
04:26What a stupid country!
04:28I will lead my army
04:30to kill all the people who eat salty tofu brain!
04:32It's serious, it's serious.
04:34Then tell me,
04:36is tofu brain sweet?
04:38Or salty?
04:40I...
04:42I think both are delicious.
04:44I don't think you have any principles.
04:46You are the most ignorant person in the court.
04:48Senior,
04:50don't forget the task given by master.
04:52Of course I didn't forget.
04:54Go to Tianren Island
04:56to find the Nine Pearls.
04:58But I don't work with people
05:00who eat salty tofu brain.
05:06Oh, no!
05:08It's Lei Yun!
05:10Hurry up!
05:12Turn around immediately!
05:14No! Accelerate immediately!
05:16Are you crazy?
05:18If you rush in, you will suffer more thunder strikes.
05:20You are crazy!
05:22If you turn around, you will lose your direction and die!
05:24Listen to me, you must turn around!
05:26It's true, Lingzhou!
05:28Are you kidding with everyone's lives?
05:30Shut up!
05:32Shut up!
05:34Senior!
05:36Don't hit him!
05:38Lingzhou!
05:40Lingzhou!
05:50The three of them
05:52are always calm and composed.
05:54They will complete the task successfully.
05:56That's right.
05:58But it's the first time for the Nine Pearls.
06:00I'm a little worried.
06:02Ah!
06:04Don't worry, Elder Ge.
06:06With their strength,
06:08there won't be any accidents.
06:10That's right.
06:12Besides, before I left,
06:14I prepared a Silver-Chu-Fa-Fei Seal for Jiu'an.
06:16Even if I die,
06:18I can protect her.
06:20Ah!
06:22Lingzhou didn't crack!
06:28Oh!
06:30Elder Ge didn't hesitate to take the counterattack.
06:32And he still survived.
06:34He's really strong.
06:38But I don't think he needs it.
06:42Elder Ge!
06:44What's going on?
06:46What a counterattack!
06:50Silver-Chu-Fa-Fei Seal?
06:52That's amazing, Junior Mu.
06:54It's said that in the distant West Sea,
06:56there was a big ship called Tetsuyoshi.
06:58He sailed on the sea for hundreds of years.
07:00Because of the wind and rain,
07:02the ship was often damaged.
07:04So the crew kept replacing the wooden boards.
07:06In the end,
07:08every piece of wood on this ship
07:10was replaced.
07:12So the crew was puzzled.
07:14Is this ship still
07:16the ship of Tetsuyoshi
07:18when it left the sea?
07:20Well...
07:22If so,
07:24it doesn't have any original wood.
07:26But if it's not,
07:28when did it start to be different?
07:30You're right, Senior Mu.
07:32You got the point.
07:34What's your point?
07:36What I'm trying to say is
07:38when I put our boat back together,
07:40our boat
07:42is no longer a boat.
07:46No longer.