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00:00I mean, literally, you've been on this show for 10 years,
00:02and your accent has gotten worse.
00:04How is that possible?
00:06Well, it's a talent, you know?
00:08It really is.
00:08I made a commitment with myself that I
00:11am going to be Gloria, a very thick Latin-spoken woman.
00:15And I have a chick latin.
00:16Yes, you sure have.
00:17It's gotten worse and worse over the years.
00:20I can barely understand you.
00:22All right, before the break, we were
00:24talking about Sofia Vergara's accent.
00:25And who does the best Sofia Vergara?
00:29Julie.
00:29I think it's Julie.
00:30Julie.
00:31I just do it a lot.
00:31It doesn't mean it's good.
00:32Let's hear it.
00:34There's a higher volume of words come out
00:35of my mouth than most people.
00:37But you have to give me a topic.
00:39Yes, because it comes natural to her.
00:41Yeah, it comes so natural to me.
00:44And of course, all I can think of is disgusting things.
00:46She said today, what are you going to wear for Ellen?
00:49And I said, you know, I'm going to wear shoes.
00:51Is it cocktail?
00:53Well, I'm wearing, like, trousers, but cocktail.
00:57Right, yeah, they're cocktail shoes.
00:59I will wear something tight, and like a dolce, maybe.
01:03But it will have fruit on it, or flowers,
01:06so you know it's for the day.
01:07It's a cocktail.
01:10And she did.
01:14I don't know why it sounds like that.
01:16But I did tell her that.
01:18And you were right.
01:19Is it cocktail?
01:20That's what she always asks.
01:22Why would daytime be cocktail?
01:24I mean, not full length, you know, not black.
01:28I don't know, I always come here cocktail.
01:31I didn't ask you.
01:33This is like a cocktail dress, which is not like a gown,
01:36but it's not like a sporty thing, like what you're wearing.
01:40Is this cocktail, Ed?
01:41This is definitely cocktail.
01:43This is it.
01:44This is three cocktails, three cocktails.
01:47This is going to the supermarket.
01:50This is 60s and very comfortable.
01:54I want to show a picture, and I want
01:56to see if you know who this is.
01:58This is how old, 16?
02:00No, 11.
02:0111?
02:02Oh my god.
02:03No, that's Julia.
02:04That's Sophia.
02:05It's Sophia.
02:06I saw this, and I was like, let me show you
02:09what I was like at 11.
02:10You will not mistake us.
02:11This is Julia.
02:12That's like your son.
02:13That's little monkey face.
02:14That looks like your son.
02:17See, that's an example.
02:18Sophia always gets the funniest last name.
02:21I know, that's Sophia.
02:22It looks like Julia.
02:23Why do you think I look sexy in that picture?
02:25You look beautiful.
02:26Yeah, you just look beautiful.
02:28Your breast contraptions fell down, though.
02:30I'm sure, well, this is not fair,
02:33because I was obviously at the photo shoot,
02:35and she was at the farm.
02:37I was at the photo shoot.
02:38I was at the photo shoot.
02:41This is not fair for Julia.
02:44No?
02:45Obviously.