Scary Movie - Black Friday (2021)
Scary Movie - Black Friday (2021)
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00:00:30What time did they start showing up last year?
00:00:42About noon.
00:00:43Noon?
00:00:44Freaking vultures.
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00:01:51The fuck is that?
00:02:10Monty, no, Monty, what the fuck, Monty, you had one job, Jesus Christ, what the fuck,
00:02:39Monty?
00:02:40It's Christmas time, and I know that I've got a touch of inspiration, and I can't lose.
00:03:03All the little tights want their dolls and bikes, but I've got a gift for you.
00:03:12It ain't jinker toys for the girls and boys, but I'm not gonna give you many clues, cause
00:03:25I like your eyes when they see surprise, and I've got a big one for you.
00:03:36The other kids can have their toys, blocks and puzzles too, choo-choo trains and wind-up
00:03:43planes, but I've got much more for you.
00:03:47Oh, that tinsel's swingin', and the bells are ringin', and it's all such a big to-do,
00:03:58but you can keep the cards and the kind regards, cause I've got a gift for you.
00:04:09Come one, come all, it's a grand old ball, get it close, cause it's gonna be a real hoot,
00:04:19hoo-hoo.
00:04:20Your grandma's here, saying, join me, dear, have I got a gift for you, have I got a gift
00:04:34for you.
00:04:39All right, influencers, time to go.
00:04:46Come on, Mom's is boring.
00:04:48Mom's house isn't boring, her and Grant are, well, they're kinda lame.
00:04:56He uses Axe body spray.
00:04:58I know.
00:04:59And he farts, like, all the time.
00:05:01Come on, Dad, we had Thanksgiving breakfast, talk about sad.
00:05:05Mom's waiting, let's go, come on, let's go.
00:05:08Come on, kiddo.
00:05:09Why do you have to work on Thanksgiving, Dad?
00:05:13It's not fair.
00:05:14Listen, kiddo, heroes work on holidays, okay?
00:05:22Cops, firefighters, your dad.
00:05:25Come on, let's go, come on.
00:05:29I love you, Daddy.
00:05:30I love you, too.
00:05:31Give me a big hug.
00:05:32Oh, big squishes.
00:05:35Hey, hey, Grant does not work today.
00:05:41Take that for what you owe, okay?
00:05:43Okay, get out of here.
00:05:44I love you.
00:05:45I love you.
00:05:49That's a sweater, huh?
00:05:51The other kids can have the toys, blocks and puzzles, too.
00:05:57Choo-choo trains and wind-up planes, but I've got much more for you.
00:06:02Oh, that tinsel's swinging, and the bells are ringing, and it's all such a big deal.
00:06:12Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer?
00:06:15Check the door on the plane.
00:06:17Yeah, maybe check that shithole you call a room.
00:06:20Hey, pass the pie, will you?
00:06:22Has anyone seen a new one?
00:06:23Check the...
00:06:24Oh, my pocket's got it.
00:06:26Honey, I think your ride's here.
00:06:27Christopher, we're trying to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner, okay?
00:06:31You have to work all weekend?
00:06:32I don't know.
00:06:33Is Dad still charging me rent?
00:06:36All weekend.
00:06:37I love you guys.
00:06:38Happy Thanksgiving, honey.
00:06:41Happy Black Friday.
00:06:55Coming to the ring, weighing 35 pounds,
00:06:58looking like an absolute vegetarian.
00:07:01Chris Gadecki!
00:07:06What's up, buddy?
00:07:08Come on, turn that frown upside down.
00:07:10You look like you don't want to be working on Thanksgiving.
00:07:12Oh, nice booster seat.
00:07:14Got any juice boxes prepped for the game?
00:07:17The booster seat's for you, little man.
00:07:21What's up?
00:07:28The shift is something I've done more than once.
00:07:32So you're feeling good, then?
00:07:34It's like everyone's at home watching football, eating pumpkin pie.
00:07:37This is so depressing, buddy.
00:07:39I had to hand my kids off to their mother and son now.
00:07:43Gracie remarked how sad it was we had Thanksgiving breakfast.
00:07:49That almost makes me feel better.
00:07:51We love toys, love Black Friday deals.
00:07:54So come on down!
00:08:02That's weird.
00:08:03Why'd they get close to night?
00:08:07I guarantee that was some soccer mom
00:08:09high on the thrill of being a douche.
00:08:12Black Friday Massacre?
00:08:19Oh, I don't feel good.
00:08:22You're fine.
00:08:36Go clock in. You don't want to talk to me for free.
00:08:39Ready for the shit show?
00:08:41What's up, man?
00:08:49I'd say be careful,
00:08:51but I bet you're tougher than any guy here.
00:08:53You're too sweet.
00:08:55All set in the back?
00:08:56Should be.
00:08:57Keys are in the truck,
00:08:58and I've got a shit ton of toys on load.
00:09:00Thanks, Lou. Your work's appreciated.
00:09:05I thought we said we weren't gonna wear the same outfits tonight.
00:09:08Man, I guess you should just go home, then.
00:09:11Don't tempt me.
00:09:13I don't want to.
00:09:15Go home, then.
00:09:17Don't tempt me.
00:09:19You brought the shopping carts back in, right?
00:09:21Yeah, but...
00:09:25Knock, knock.
00:09:27Who's there?
00:09:29A donut.
00:09:30A donut who?
00:09:34I donut-fucking-believe you.
00:09:38We still on for pancakes tonight?
00:09:40Are you buying?
00:09:42I don't think we've ever been introduced.
00:09:43I'm the artist formally, and I was half to my ex.
00:09:49Hey, let me get my holiday bonus.
00:09:51Nice try, Bates, but you get it when you clock out at 6.
00:09:55Six?
00:09:57That's a ten-hour descent into hell!
00:10:01Oh, my back!
00:10:03We've got eyes in the sky
00:10:05reporting on tonight's meteor shower.
00:10:07We've got tips on how to snatch
00:10:09the perfect New York subway.
00:10:11It's okay to be sad, depressed, and even suicidal.
00:10:13A toy does not come with any chocobo parts or pieces...
00:10:15Thanks, Andy.
00:10:16And reports are telling us now
00:10:18people should go nowhere near these things.
00:10:20Then Chuckie says we're all going to die.
00:10:22Alice, who really told you that?
00:10:25Corpus and cake?
00:10:27You don't have to eat it.
00:10:29It's just nice to know they care.
00:10:31They don't care about shit.
00:10:33I'll take it to the storage area.
00:10:34Archie's guys will eat it.
00:10:42Yo, what's that?
00:10:44Can you see the line out there?
00:10:46Yeah, it's like something out of my nightmares.
00:10:49Are you kidding me?
00:10:51Old Man Peruso offered to give me a handy in the back alley
00:10:53if I promised to save him a dollar dentist.
00:10:57Congrats.
00:10:59Christopher.
00:11:01Happy Black Friday, Anita.
00:11:03Green Friday.
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Corporate said Black Friday was racist,
00:11:09so they changed it to Green Friday.
00:11:11Green, like Christmas and money.
00:11:14Good to know.
00:11:18Your undershirt is untucked.
00:11:21That's grounds for a write-up.
00:11:30Hey, guys!
00:11:31Hey!
00:11:32Daddy's at work, look!
00:11:34Ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:11:40Jesus fucking Christ, man.
00:11:42Come on.
00:11:43Bathroom.
00:11:44Hey.
00:11:45Hey.
00:11:46I'm parking a Buick, man.
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49It's in the back room, okay?
00:12:06Black Friday.
00:12:08What a bunch of suckers.
00:12:26Yo, Chris!
00:12:29Yo, Chris, open up!
00:12:31I'm locked out here again, bro!
00:12:35Chris, come on!
00:12:38Don't make me take the main entrance with those...
00:12:40choppers.
00:12:48My man.
00:12:49You know I hold things down.
00:12:51This holds you down.
00:12:54I'll get it, I swear.
00:12:58How about a non-sexual back rub?
00:13:01Please don't.
00:13:02All right.
00:13:03More for me, then, right?
00:13:06You see they gave a new employee the month again?
00:13:09Yeah, I saw that.
00:13:11Fucking Jonathan, right?
00:13:13I came in early five times this pay period.
00:13:15He made me learn how to work a fucking forklift, all for nothing.
00:13:19Might come in handy if you ever need to do some...
00:13:22forklifting.
00:13:24Everybody listen up.
00:13:36Happy Black Friday.
00:13:38We love toys.
00:13:41Some quick notes before we open our doors.
00:13:43First off...
00:13:46from OSHA.
00:13:48Statistically, when it comes to retail,
00:13:50there's no day more harmful to retail workers than this day.
00:13:54Remember, OSHA changed their rules
00:13:56after somebody was trampled to death.
00:13:59So, look out for each other, okay?
00:14:03Also, Dower Dennis has been recalled.
00:14:05So, if anybody asks for it...
00:14:07We don't have it.
00:14:08We never had it.
00:14:09Some safety issue with batter.
00:14:11I'm not doing well.
00:14:13Doing well.
00:14:14Doing well.
00:14:15I'm exhausted.
00:14:18Finally...
00:14:22Corporate has contacted me to inform you
00:14:24that they will not be able to offer paid breaks tonight.
00:14:28Thank you for your understanding.
00:14:30Oh, fuck this.
00:14:33Let's quell the sitch, please.
00:14:40I know that this is not ideal.
00:14:43But this is a really big night.
00:14:46I would hate for a sour mood to ruin our sales.
00:14:50What about our holiday bonus?
00:14:52Corporate promised us time and a half for the holiday weekend.
00:14:56Yes.
00:14:58That is still...
00:15:01Yes.
00:15:03All right, Game Faces team.
00:15:05I want smiles.
00:15:07What do we love?
00:15:09Toys!
00:15:19I'm gonna migrate.
00:15:20Migrate.
00:15:21My back hurts.
00:15:22Hurts. Hurts.
00:15:24Chris.
00:15:26Back here.
00:15:29You're on reg for the night.
00:15:31All night?
00:15:32We're short-staffed.
00:15:34We need the coverage up front.
00:15:38Looks like your massage will have to wait.
00:15:41Bye, Chris.
00:15:46Wait, mister.
00:15:47Wait up.
00:15:50Marnie said I should shadow you.
00:15:52I'm Emmett, but you can call me Em.
00:15:56No, I can't.
00:15:59You, uh...
00:16:01You ever work retail before?
00:16:03Never.
00:16:04No?
00:16:06Well, uh...
00:16:09I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
00:16:11that only a pro like me knows.
00:16:16When I find myself in a pickle,
00:16:19I take a deep breath,
00:16:22and I think to myself,
00:16:25what would an idiot do?
00:16:27For example, okay?
00:16:29If some crazy lady comes up to me and asks me,
00:16:31where's the Duncan yo-yos?
00:16:33I'd...
00:16:34Escort them to the yo-yo section,
00:16:36and then I...
00:16:37No.
00:16:38No, no.
00:16:39You're already trying too hard.
00:16:40You point them in the direction of fuckin' wherever,
00:16:42and they'll find it.
00:16:43Yeah?
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Okay?
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47All right?
00:16:48All right, get on out of here, youngster.
00:16:49Hey, team, remember,
00:16:50no matter how bad these suburban savages
00:16:52get under your skin,
00:16:53the customer is always right.
00:16:55Yes!
00:16:56Showtime!
00:16:57Faces, everyone!
00:16:58Smiles!
00:16:59Sweets!
00:17:00Holiday spirit!
00:17:01I want faces
00:17:03that love
00:17:05toys.
00:17:07Brian,
00:17:08unleash the beast in
00:17:11five,
00:17:13four,
00:17:15three,
00:17:18two,
00:17:20go, baby!
00:17:21Go, Black Friday!
00:17:46Merry Christmas, Miss Love.
00:17:50Fuck you!
00:18:02Fuck you!
00:18:21Good job.
00:18:26Thank you very much.
00:18:27Happy holidays.
00:18:31Will you hurry up?
00:18:32Ma'am, I'm trying.
00:18:33Oh, get it together, dickless!
00:18:51Hey, my turn.
00:19:00Oh!
00:19:01Oh!
00:19:02Oh, I've got to be good this year!
00:19:10What's the pitch here?
00:19:11Oh, pussy boy here is taking forever!
00:19:14There's, like, jam in the keyboard.
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:20Sorry, folks.
00:19:21Looks like I'm going to have to shut this lane down.
00:19:26Ma'am, if you would head back to the Santa's Beer Village,
00:19:29someone will meet you there.
00:19:30Oh!
00:19:31Dude, what the hell?
00:19:34Full disclose,
00:19:35some guy just blew chunks all over the ride-off.
00:19:38You're cleaning it up.
00:19:43Throw up.
00:19:45A little germy, no?
00:19:47What about the floor workers?
00:19:49But I thought you preferred the floor.
00:19:53Start us in the mains closet.
00:19:59Ah, these fucking idiot customers.
00:20:05Idiots!
00:20:06Is that what you think we are?
00:20:07Jesus Christ, lady, that's...
00:20:09You watch your mouth, asshole,
00:20:10or I'll rip this place apart, including you!
00:20:15Believe you.
00:20:19Wait!
00:20:32It's just burnt.
00:20:33Don't touch it.
00:20:34Don't read around it.
00:20:38It's way more than I expected.
00:20:46Okay, um...
00:20:48Sir?
00:20:49Sir, let's get you some help.
00:20:56Holy shit!
00:21:18Chris?
00:21:19What the fuck?
00:21:20All customers must make an exception
00:21:22as we love toys.
00:21:24We apologize for the inconvenience.
00:21:27All customers must make an exception
00:21:29as we love toys.
00:21:30You know,
00:21:31it's been two years,
00:21:32but I finally got the hang of this thing.
00:21:33Look at that.
00:21:34Whoa, whoa, watch this, watch this.
00:21:36Whoa!
00:21:37So what exactly happened with that Chris guy?
00:21:42I don't know.
00:21:43I think he smashed some woman with a mini-truck.
00:21:46I think he smashed some woman with a mini pink SUV.
00:21:53All right.
00:21:59Um, ma'am, I'm sorry,
00:22:00but we're actually closing early tonight.
00:22:06What happened?
00:22:08I don't know.
00:22:09It came out as a fucking disaster.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:15Go check it out.
00:22:16I'll keep an eye on Chris.
00:22:19I'll be back.
00:22:30I told you guys.
00:22:32I am sorry that I crushed that woman.
00:22:35But...
00:22:37Check the security footage!
00:22:38We don't have to check shit.
00:22:41This is a citizen's arrest.
00:22:45There is something really wrong out there.
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:49Something is really wrong.
00:22:51We're one hour into Black Friday,
00:22:52and we're escorting customers away from the store?
00:22:55Of course, that's his concern.
00:22:57No, no, no, Marty, wait.
00:22:58Please.
00:22:59You have to believe me.
00:23:01She attacked me.
00:23:03Ask Archie.
00:23:04Archie went to go check on that nasty puke bitch
00:23:06you attempted to murder.
00:23:09You're going to jail, Chris.
00:23:12Uh...
00:23:13Miss...
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:34Come on, kid.
00:23:35Let's go.
00:23:42What the hell is going on out there?
00:23:45This is some next-level bath salt shit.
00:23:47No, it's just Black Friday.
00:23:49Excitement is in the air.
00:23:51Green Friday.
00:23:52That's right, Green Friday, baby.
00:23:54It's all part of the fun.
00:23:55It's known as competitive shopping.
00:23:57Anita got a black eye last year,
00:23:59and she took it like a champ.
00:24:00Oh, fuck that.
00:24:01Some woman just attacked Emmett.
00:24:03It's like she wasn't a person anymore.
00:24:05I hit her with a fucking skateboard.
00:24:07She didn't even feel it.
00:24:09She didn't even feel it.
00:24:12Try calling the cops.
00:24:13Oh, no.
00:24:14No, do not call the cops.
00:24:16Are you kidding?
00:24:17You call the cops, and this place shuts down.
00:24:20Now, if we work efficiently,
00:24:21we can reopen by maybe 2 a.m.?
00:24:23Reopen?
00:24:24Are you insane?
00:24:25Line's busy.
00:24:27I got their voicemail.
00:24:29Did you know the police had a voicemail?
00:24:30This is the biggest night of the year, okay?
00:24:32Corporate expects us to do six figures this weekend.
00:24:36I'm sure corporate will understand.
00:24:38Okay?
00:24:39I know.
00:24:40We all want to go home.
00:24:41It's a holiday.
00:24:42Blardy, blardy, blar.
00:24:43Let me tell you something.
00:24:44What was wrong with that lady?
00:24:46Am I gonna be okay?
00:24:55Didn't get you anything?
00:24:57Oh, man.
00:24:58There is something wrong with the shoppers.
00:25:00Christopher.
00:25:02You are not supposed to provoke the customers.
00:25:05The training video says.
00:25:06Leave them be, and then you'll see
00:25:09The love of toys is all we need
00:25:12Anita, please.
00:25:15Shut the fuck up.
00:25:18You wonder why you never get employee of the month.
00:25:21You know what?
00:25:22No one gives a flying fuck about your training videos
00:25:25or your plaques, Anita.
00:25:27Oh, I know you don't.
00:25:28But there are those who do.
00:25:30The ones who don't care
00:25:32are the ones like you two.
00:25:34Because you have squandered
00:25:35every single opportunity
00:25:37that life has handed to you
00:25:39to do a subpar job
00:25:41ringing people up
00:25:42and we love toys
00:25:44for the rest of your life.
00:25:48Stand back, stand back, stand back.
00:25:49I got this, I got this.
00:25:51Hey, buddy.
00:25:52You all right?
00:25:53Come here, come here.
00:25:54Hey, buddy.
00:25:56Okay, okay.
00:25:57Spit it out.
00:25:58Holy fuck.
00:26:00Okay, all right.
00:26:01You're gonna be okay.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:03Somebody get me a fucking pillow.
00:26:08Move!
00:26:10Okay, okay.
00:26:12The handbook says
00:26:13we're not really supposed to make physical contact.
00:26:32No, no, no.
00:26:38Okay, okay, enough, enough, enough.
00:26:40Protect me.
00:26:44Hey, corporate said that.
00:26:47Back the fuck up, homie.
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:50You're fucked now, junior.
00:26:52Get your ass up.
00:27:00Was that the new guy?
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:09Hello?
00:27:11Anyone?
00:27:13Bartlett won't pick up.
00:27:14We gotta separate that kid
00:27:15from the rest of the shoppers.
00:27:17You know, the first time I worked Black Friday,
00:27:19they separated shoppers by race.
00:27:23Oh, great time for that story, Ruth.
00:27:26Great time for that.
00:27:28That's it.
00:27:29It's not safe in here.
00:27:30Can someone please untie me?
00:27:32Schomburg answers.
00:27:33I got Schomburg.
00:27:36Hello, Schomburg.
00:27:37This is Jonathan Wexler, manager of Storedom.
00:27:39Hello? Hello?
00:27:40Oh, thank God.
00:27:41Our shoppers are going crazy.
00:27:43They're attacking us.
00:27:44We can't get out.
00:27:47Wait, what?
00:27:48Listen to me.
00:27:49Whatever you do, don't let them in.
00:27:51And for the love of God,
00:27:52don't let them gather.
00:27:54They're building something.
00:27:56What?
00:27:57I mean, yes, they're building something.
00:27:59Don't let them gather.
00:28:00Don't let them get...
00:28:02Hello?
00:28:04Okay, hang on.
00:28:07Oh, we gotta do something.
00:28:10I mean, dying in a toy store
00:28:11isn't how it ends for me.
00:28:15Does anyone have a car
00:28:16big enough to fit us all?
00:28:18The automobile.
00:28:20It's seven, but, you know,
00:28:21we could all squeeze.
00:28:22Ew.
00:28:23Brian, don't start.
00:28:24Kent's truck won't be enough.
00:28:26There's people on the sales floor.
00:28:27We gotta make a run for it, right?
00:28:29Do we?
00:28:30We don't even know what these things are
00:28:31or what they want.
00:28:32They want to hurt us?
00:28:33Oh, yeah, speaking of,
00:28:34can someone please untie me?
00:28:37Ruth can't run.
00:28:39Survival of the fittest
00:28:41and non-geriatric.
00:28:43Those things are the fittest.
00:28:45You saw Emmett.
00:28:47We have to stay here
00:28:48and protect ourselves.
00:28:50Who knows, Ralph,
00:28:51what's happening?
00:28:52I say we get everyone together
00:28:54on the sales floor.
00:28:55Lock the doors.
00:28:56And hang tight till this shit cools off.
00:29:00You guys are gonna feel dumb
00:29:01when this all blows over.
00:29:07Jonathan,
00:29:08this isn't blowing over.
00:29:12You know, the company
00:29:13sends me this cheap champagne
00:29:15for making our sales goals.
00:29:17Now,
00:29:18they expect me
00:29:19to generate revenue tonight.
00:29:21That's my job.
00:29:24Your job?
00:29:25Is to be our manager.
00:29:27Protect us.
00:29:28Manage us.
00:29:31We can't.
00:29:40Let's move.
00:29:41Come on. Let's go.
00:29:42Let's go. Let's go.
00:29:46Find anyone you can
00:29:47and reconvene at the service desk.
00:29:49Oh, and look out for Emmett.
00:29:50The less we have to interact
00:29:51with the shoppers,
00:29:53the better.
00:29:54Where is everybody?
00:29:55Oh.
00:30:10How the hell are the shoppers getting here?
00:30:13The team must have tried
00:30:14to leave through the employee exit.
00:30:16Who knows how many
00:30:17other things got in.
00:30:18I say we split up.
00:30:20Close that door
00:30:21and secure this door.
00:30:23Ken,
00:30:24you take Ruth and Marnie
00:30:25to the back hall.
00:30:26Hold up in the office
00:30:27until we get back.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Chris, Brian,
00:30:30Jonathan,
00:30:31we're gonna run recon
00:30:32to that exit.
00:30:33Uh, no.
00:30:34No, I should be
00:30:35with the other group
00:30:36because, uh,
00:30:37Brian represents me
00:30:38on the sales floor.
00:30:40I will carry your grace
00:30:41on the sales floor as always.
00:30:43Then let's go.
00:30:53Come on, come on, come on.
00:31:14Where are you going?
00:31:17The bathroom.
00:31:18Why?
00:31:19Because I have to go.
00:31:20Oh, I gotta go, too.
00:31:21I've been holding it.
00:31:31Your man.
00:31:33So hunky.
00:31:34They don't make him
00:31:35like that anymore.
00:31:37Fierce, stern,
00:31:39real smolder.
00:31:41Ruth, he's not my man.
00:31:42We're not dating, okay?
00:31:43Or...
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:45It doesn't matter.
00:31:46Oh, so more like
00:31:47consensual flirting?
00:31:49Consensual fuck partners.
00:31:53Wow.
00:32:03Follow me.
00:32:04Stay low.
00:32:19No!
00:32:39No, no, no, no, no!
00:32:45What part of
00:32:46follow me
00:32:47did you not understand?
00:32:48Follow me.
00:32:53Hey, so let me know
00:32:54if you leave the bathroom
00:32:55because I can always
00:32:56pinch and run, okay?
00:33:05Gotcha.
00:33:06What are you doing?
00:33:07Getting my stash, man.
00:33:10You can't do that.
00:33:12Circumstances have changed, Sean.
00:33:14That's against the code.
00:33:18Let's go.
00:33:27Oh, no.
00:33:28What's going on?
00:33:34We gotta get to that door.
00:33:35Let's go.
00:33:38All right, step back.
00:33:39Let's go.
00:33:48Shit.
00:34:14All set.
00:34:15Come on.
00:34:19So what do we do now?
00:34:20They got the door shut.
00:34:28What are the shoppers doing?
00:34:34Ruth?
00:34:36Wait here.
00:34:48Shit.
00:35:18Shit.
00:35:49Fuck that Buick.
00:36:11Jonathan!
00:36:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:36:49Are we safe up here?
00:36:51If I'm safe.
00:36:57Ken, come on.
00:36:59I think we were safer in my office.
00:37:02The doors are closed.
00:37:03Now we wait, yeah?
00:37:04No, no, no.
00:37:05We can't wait.
00:37:07I'm with her.
00:37:08Lou was in there
00:37:09and he was trying to eat me
00:37:10or pull me into him.
00:37:12He was trying to...
00:37:13Gather?
00:37:14Exactly.
00:37:15Just like Stromberg said.
00:37:16Yeah, they're doing it at Santa's village.
00:37:18I saw something.
00:37:19I don't know what it was,
00:37:20but I think the shoppers
00:37:21are trying to reach each other and...
00:37:22At this point, we're just in their way.
00:37:24We're gonna have to fight whatever's left.
00:37:27God damn it.
00:37:28What's wrong?
00:37:30I can't get dinner with my kids.
00:37:32I can't get a drink at work.
00:37:34I can't even get a god damn text to send.
00:37:40I'll go get that.
00:37:41I'll go get that.
00:37:43I'll go get that.
00:37:46You know what?
00:37:47I'm getting my bonus
00:37:48and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
00:37:50Are you fucking kidding me?
00:37:52Jonathan, give me the keys.
00:37:53Oh, uh...
00:37:55I left the keys in my office.
00:37:58Archie.
00:38:00Where's the holiday bonuses?
00:38:05Are they, like,
00:38:06in your office or something?
00:38:08I thought that I told you
00:38:10that there were gonna be
00:38:11no holiday bonuses this year.
00:38:15What the fuck?
00:38:17Jonathan, this is bullshit.
00:38:19It's not true.
00:38:20It's not true.
00:38:21It's not true.
00:38:22It's not true.
00:38:23It's not true.
00:38:24It's not true.
00:38:25It's not true.
00:38:26It's not true.
00:38:27It's not true.
00:38:28This is bullshit even for you.
00:38:33That's not what you told me.
00:38:35All you said
00:38:36was that there'd be layoffs
00:38:37after the holidays.
00:38:39Whoa.
00:38:40What the hell?
00:38:41Like who?
00:38:43I mean, for show you
00:38:44with them bathroom breaks.
00:38:45I washed my fucking hands
00:38:46this place is a cesspool.
00:38:48Hey, guys, shut up.
00:38:50Jonathan.
00:38:52Is this true?
00:38:55Well...
00:38:57It isn't.
00:38:59Not untrue.
00:39:00Oh, my God.
00:39:01I mean, yes, it's true.
00:39:05I quit, you fucking joke.
00:39:08You don't know me.
00:39:11Ruth!
00:39:12Get away from the window.
00:39:14No.
00:39:15The police are here.
00:39:16Oh.
00:39:17Thank God.
00:39:27Ruth!
00:39:30Hey!
00:39:31Brian!
00:39:32Wait up!
00:39:33No!
00:39:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:39:42Go!
00:39:52God!
00:39:53God!
00:39:57Oh, God!
00:40:06They're all headed for that.
00:40:09What is that thing?
00:40:11Let's go.
00:40:16Chris, go.
00:40:17No, man.
00:40:19Chris,
00:40:20I'm gonna hold you down.
00:40:22Now, go.
00:40:23Go!
00:40:27Go!
00:40:48That door bust is right here, motherfucker.
00:40:56Oh, shit.
00:41:26Oh, man.
00:41:56Oh, shit.
00:42:15Oh!
00:42:17Oh!
00:42:18Oh!
00:42:19Oh!
00:42:20Oh!
00:42:22Oh!
00:42:24Chris, block the door.
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:32Oh!
00:42:33Oh!
00:42:34Oh!
00:42:35Oh!
00:42:36Oh!
00:42:37Oh!
00:42:38Oh!
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:40Oh!
00:42:41Oh!
00:42:42Oh!
00:42:43Oh!
00:42:47Oh!
00:42:52It never really did.
00:42:57Margie?
00:43:02For God's sake, what the hell are we gonna do?
00:43:05I don't think this night can get any worse.
00:43:07Okay. Does anybody else just think that's funny?
00:43:18How long do you think that door will hold? Well, it's the only idea we've got that's
00:43:28gotten us this far. It's safe. For now.
00:43:33My name is Emmett, and I have loved toys since the first of the month.
00:43:46I think that that is the shortest anyone has ever worked here.
00:43:59I have loved toys for eight years. I wanted to be a dentist, you know.
00:44:09Ten years. Got laid off.
00:44:14Told my wife it'd be temporary. Four years.
00:44:24I'd throw my name tag in the middle, but I lost mine.
00:44:31Two years. Imagine making your living at the place you begged your mom and dad to take you to when you were younger.
00:44:45I ran home to tell my dad after I got hired, and he goes,
00:44:52Welcome to corporate hell, kid. This place isn't impressive.
00:44:58It isn't fun or magical. It's a prison. It's a ruse.
00:45:08It's a lie. Well, that just sucks, you know, because I always saw you as manager material.
00:45:19Shut up, John. You guys want to know why I applied here 27 years ago?
00:45:28I was lonely. I believe that there's a place for everyone, and this is my place.
00:45:34It's a place where you have worth, where regional managers call you and ask for numbers,
00:45:38where you can reprimand somebody, and they have to listen to you.
00:45:44Women have to laugh at all your corny jokes, and even the coolest guys have to obey.
00:45:51That's what we love toys means to me.
00:45:59That's some dark shit right there.
00:46:01I legitimately always thought you were a serial killer.
00:46:11I can't believe I missed Thanksgiving with my family for this.
00:46:15Well, at least you were invited to Thanksgiving.
00:46:20I'm sorry. Truly.
00:46:28What are you doing?
00:46:52No one should be without Thanksgiving.
00:46:57Turkey.
00:47:02Cranberry.
00:47:05Football.
00:47:08Black Friday.
00:47:11Here's some Black Friday trivia.
00:47:14The phrase was first used by Philly cops to describe the crowds and the traffic the day after the holiday.
00:47:20And here's some retail trivia.
00:47:22The promise of savings is an illusion, because everything they put out there is sold at a loss to get you through the door.
00:47:30Things are still selling for a high margin, too, so, yeah, sure, go ahead and get that cheap flat-screen TV,
00:47:36but now you need the wall mount and the cables.
00:47:39Customers aren't always right.
00:47:41They just want to think that they are.
00:47:44Jesus Christ.
00:47:47Well, for our last Thanksgiving meal, it sure was informative.
00:47:50No.
00:47:51Don't say that.
00:47:53Don't say this is our last.
00:47:55I think she was just making a joke.
00:47:56No.
00:47:57I got two kids out there that I plan to see again.
00:48:00Calm down.
00:48:01We get it.
00:48:02You don't know shit, Chris.
00:48:05You don't have a...
00:48:06I don't have a what, Ken?
00:48:08A family that gives a shit about me?
00:48:12Maybe you're right, but at least I don't love it here.
00:48:15I love it here.
00:48:18Look at how hard you try to be the coolest person working at We Love Toys.
00:48:23Guys, can we not do this right now?
00:48:24Me?
00:48:26You're the one that's always trying to get employee of the month.
00:48:29It's a fake award, Christopher.
00:48:31Don't blame me for trying my best.
00:48:33Your best?
00:48:35You call this your best?
00:48:37I've never seen a bigger waste of potential in my life.
00:48:40Oh, fuck off.
00:48:42You try to give me all these tips about how to live and when you were my age.
00:48:47You're not my age.
00:48:49I still have time to realize that this job was a mistake.
00:48:52You got a lot to learn, kid.
00:48:54Kid?
00:48:56I'm not your kid.
00:48:58You see me way too often to be your actual child.
00:49:10Don't.
00:49:12At least I acknowledge that this job bums me out.
00:49:14Oh, my God.
00:49:16You treat it like it's high school.
00:49:18Like you're the cool guy in shop.
00:49:20Dating someone 20 years younger than you.
00:49:22Okay, we're not dating.
00:49:31I thought we were a thing.
00:49:32A thing, yeah.
00:49:35But, Ken, you're almost my dad's age.
00:49:40I will fucking kill you, nerd.
00:49:43What about all the late night shits?
00:49:45Remember the time we made out at the train table?
00:49:47You did what?
00:49:48We made out.
00:49:51It passes the time.
00:49:53But, Ken, I don't really know you.
00:49:56I've never seen you outside of the store.
00:49:58I mean, I've never even met your kids.
00:50:01Would we ever go out on a date?
00:50:03I don't think so.
00:50:04Right?
00:50:06Pancakes.
00:50:12So, that's it?
00:50:28You guys all think I'm some sort of fucking loser?
00:50:30Huh?
00:50:39I'm out of here.
00:50:43Let's go.
00:51:08What exactly are we looking for?
00:51:10I'm fresh out of ideas.
00:51:17There's got to be a circuit breaker or something in here.
00:51:38I can do you one better.
00:52:08Hey, what's the plan?
00:52:11Lou attacked you guys, right?
00:52:13Damn straight.
00:52:14He showed Ken what's what.
00:52:15Right, which means the truck is still parked in the loading dock.
00:52:17And the keys are still in the truck, he told me.
00:52:19If we bust open those locks, we can get into the bed of the truck.
00:52:22That's our way out of here.
00:52:23Well, what happens when you get into the truck bed?
00:52:25I figure there's got to be a hatch to the front seat, right?
00:52:27Got it!
00:52:29Let's go.
00:52:30All right, team.
00:52:32Listen up.
00:52:34I made a decision.
00:52:36Captain, I'm going down with the ship.
00:52:40No!
00:52:41I'm staying behind, that's it.
00:52:43We had turkey together.
00:52:46And pretzels!
00:52:47Jonathan, now is not the time, okay?
00:52:50Then when is my time, huh?
00:52:55Call me a fool, but I love it here.
00:52:59This is my favorite place in the whole world.
00:53:02It would be an honor to stay with the store in its final hours.
00:53:06As any good and strong manager would.
00:53:13I told you they never die.
00:53:20Oh, this just got really bad.
00:53:33Help!
00:53:47Go! Get him!
00:53:58Get him!
00:54:03No!
00:54:11Beyonce!
00:54:18Motherfucker! Ow! Ow!
00:54:33Ow!
00:54:35I think we're clear.
00:54:37Maybe they do die.
00:54:39Are you okay?
00:54:40Wait, wait, wait!
00:54:42Stay back. Do not come over here.
00:54:45Oh, my God.
00:54:47What happened?
00:54:48What does it look like?
00:54:50Fucking new guy bit me.
00:54:53I can fix this. We can fix this.
00:54:55No. No, you saw what happened to Anita, didn't you?
00:54:58If they bite you, you turn into one.
00:55:00No, no, no. Don't say that.
00:55:02Well, that is the mythos, right?
00:55:03Shut the fuck up, Jonathan!
00:55:05What happened to going down with the ship, huh, Captain?
00:55:08I guess I changed my mind.
00:55:11We can cut the arm off. Let's off it off.
00:55:14Guys, you already took my dignity.
00:55:18Leave my arm.
00:55:21Get out of here.
00:55:23Put something in the door. Don't let me out.
00:55:27Here.
00:55:30Kim, I'm sorry.
00:55:34You don't need to, kid.
00:55:57Fuck.
00:56:00Come on, man. When are you going to take me?
00:56:03Fuck.
00:56:06Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:09I need to go someplace new.
00:56:12Not by myself.
00:56:15It's been a long day.
00:56:18It's been a long day.
00:56:21It's been a long day.
00:56:24It's been a long day.
00:56:27Fuck off, Dower Dennis.
00:56:29I've been feeling too much worse.
00:56:31Fuck off, man.
00:56:38Do you know what you're doing?
00:56:40No, but figure if I climb out of that hatch and get to the front seats,
00:56:44our way out of here.
00:56:45Okay, good plan.
00:56:47Because my Elk's Lodge is only about six miles away.
00:56:49Or the police station?
00:56:51The police are here, and they're monsters now.
00:56:53Now?
00:56:55I'll get us somewhere, okay?
00:56:57Right.
00:56:59About a year ago, corporate sent...
00:57:01Hey, I hope you don't believe what Kim said.
00:57:03It's not true.
00:57:05It's true.
00:57:07I don't know if he meant it, but it's true.
00:57:11I made things uncomfortable by bringing you into that fight.
00:57:15You're too good of a person.
00:57:17Remember Christmas last year, we caught that woman stealing?
00:57:19I wanted to stop her.
00:57:21She had kids.
00:57:23She was stealing for them.
00:57:24What?
00:57:27What was I supposed to do, call the cops
00:57:29so that she'd get arrested and her kids would find out
00:57:31in the worst possible way that Santa's not real?
00:57:34You let her do it?
00:57:36Marnie, you did the right thing.
00:57:41Let's help Chris out.
00:57:48Let's go.
00:58:03How do you feel today?
00:58:05You know, I'm not doing too good,
00:58:08but I appreciate the Santa.
00:58:10I just always feel bad, bad, bad.
00:58:13That's great.
00:58:15Fucking awesome.
00:58:21I'm good.
00:58:38God damn it, Brian!
00:58:45What are the odds Chris fucks this up?
00:58:48You know, you are a real boner killer, you know that?
00:58:58I'm not sure.
00:59:16Fuck.
00:59:31What are you doing here?
00:59:36What the fuck are you doing?
00:59:39Hey, hold up.
00:59:41An emergency at-home order has been put in place...
00:59:43You should have taken him shop.
00:59:45Shut the fuck up, Dad.
00:59:47...left and right.
00:59:49Sir, advise to employ a team in a well-detailed area.
00:59:52I repeat, stay at home.
00:59:55I can't do this at my house.
00:59:57My house is a mess, mess, mess, mess.
00:59:59Quiet, Danny, it's the hearse.
01:00:04Oh, fuck.
01:00:09We should get it together.
01:00:11It's not like my life was my choice.
01:00:13Hey, this is for employees only.
01:00:18Come on, Danny.
01:00:24My wife left me, so I guess we can do whatever the fuck we want.
01:00:39Come on.
01:00:50What happened to the plan, Chris?
01:00:52I can't drive this truck.
01:00:54That's what you get for not taking shop class.
01:00:56Shh, they'll hear us.
01:00:58I saw Berger outside.
01:01:00It was like Emmett, he turned, but maybe worse.
01:01:03I don't know.
01:01:05I don't think he saw me.
01:01:36Huh?
01:01:55You okay?
01:01:57Oh, oh!
01:01:59Chris!
01:02:03No, no, no, no, no!
01:02:15Oh, shit.
01:02:17Jonathan, open the back door.
01:02:19We're safe in here, no?
01:02:21No, obviously not.
01:02:22These things are fast and strong.
01:02:24They'll rip this truck apart.
01:02:27Go, go, get back!
01:02:29Okay, okay.
01:02:56Oh, shit.
01:03:16What are we gonna do?
01:03:18Okay, Marty, grab the back of my sweater,
01:03:22then Chris, Brian, you last.
01:03:24Me last?
01:03:25Well, unfortunately, these things are hungry,
01:03:27and, well, you're the slowest and the juiciest.
01:03:46Are you crazy? We can't stay in there.
01:03:48You can't, maybe.
01:03:49I can walk through this whole store with my eyes closed.
01:03:52Come on, grab on.
01:03:55I can't see anything.
01:03:57Shut the fuck up, Juicy.
01:04:25This is a good call.
01:04:27Go high, you know, that's what they say.
01:04:30I don't know, sports people?
01:04:32Marty, where did the rest of the shoppers go?
01:04:45Hello, hello.
01:04:47Maybe you could love me.
01:04:49Maybe you could love me.
01:04:55Oh, God.
01:05:03Guys, over here.
01:05:07Hey, um, I'm so sorry that I left you on the cell phone.
01:05:11It's all right, forget about it.
01:05:12No, I've been a bitch,
01:05:14but I've totally taken control since then.
01:05:16I totally helped with Ken.
01:05:18What?
01:05:21Oh, no!
01:05:22Oh, no!
01:05:23It's spreading too fast!
01:05:25No, no, no!
01:05:27We gotta put it out!
01:05:30No, no!
01:05:32I don't care how much smoke.
01:05:33Back down the hatch!
01:05:41Oh, there they are.
01:05:43We don't have a way out.
01:05:45You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers?
01:05:49They can never accept the fact that the night is over.
01:05:53They have no idea what it takes to work in retail.
01:05:57Year after year, dealing with hordes of unruly customers.
01:06:01You know what?
01:06:04My face hurts because of all the fake smiles.
01:06:10My ears hurt from listening to air supply 50,000 times.
01:06:18Worst of all, my fucking feet hurt!
01:06:23What is he doing?
01:06:25I think he's finally had enough.
01:06:27It's right there in the manager's handbook.
01:06:31The people that work for you should be treated like family.
01:06:37Well, these kids, they're special to me.
01:06:41They're my family.
01:06:43Jonathan, what are you doing?
01:06:48Attention shoppers!
01:06:50Black Friday is over!
01:07:18Black Friday is over!
01:07:23Black Friday is over!
01:07:44Somebody say something.
01:07:49I bid 10.
01:07:51What?
01:07:56Ma'am, I have the right to refuse service here.
01:08:00And it doesn't matter if you're wearing a shirt or shoes.
01:08:04Ma'am!
01:08:08I'll rip this place apart including you.
01:08:10All of you together, get there.
01:08:22Black Friday
01:08:28I made a choice.
01:08:30And I bid him.
01:08:32Ken Bates was no hero.
01:08:35He was a drunk and a creep.
01:08:39So I did us all a favor.
01:08:41You are a horrible person.
01:08:44You piece of shit.
01:08:47What the fuck?
01:08:49I'm warning you!
01:08:51I'm warning you!
01:08:53Guys, stop fighting, okay? Not now.
01:08:56Grab some garland and some lights. We can repel off this thing.
01:09:19I'm okay.
01:09:43I'm okay!
01:09:45Yeah, me too.
01:09:48Why is this thing so filthy?
01:09:51Guys, why is the garbage still wet?
01:09:53Chris, you can do it.
01:09:56Three, two...
01:09:58Come on!
01:10:01Five, four...
01:10:07Are you okay?
01:10:09That thing just shook me off the side of the roof.
01:10:11Which is perfectly fine because I was going to jump anyway.
01:10:13It's not even that bad here.
01:10:16Chris, what about me?
01:10:20You can stay here.
01:10:22With the rest of the trash.
01:10:25I'm sorry!
01:10:27He was kind of on all of our shit, though, right?
01:10:30I mean, he said you were a waste of potential, Chris, right?
01:10:35He said that you were his girlfriend.
01:10:38Girl, bye!
01:10:40Dude was going to lead us to certain death
01:10:42because he was afraid for his daughters.
01:10:45I did us all a favor!
01:10:49Hey!
01:10:59We have to make a run for it.
01:11:01Check every car and try to stay quiet.
01:11:09Are any of the skis out here?
01:11:11I think they're inside of that... thing.
01:11:14It looks like the car's just going to...
01:11:18This place is going to blow!
01:11:20Try to find a car that's unlocked.
01:11:22Thomas, they would have had a plan!
01:11:24We need a plan!
01:11:36Flying, God damn it!
01:11:42No!
01:11:54What the fuck is he doing now?
01:12:03Oh, my God!
01:12:07What is that thing?
01:12:12Oh, my God!
01:12:18Mom fucking Kong!
01:12:28What do we do now?
01:12:32It's all the shoppers.
01:12:35What if I can get through to it?
01:12:41Are you crazy?
01:12:43It's a management thing.
01:12:45You'd never understand my...
01:12:53Hi, there!
01:12:55My name is Brian!
01:12:57And I love toys!
01:12:59I love toys!
01:13:01My name is Brian!
01:13:03And I love toys!
01:13:15I know you're scared.
01:13:17I'm scared, too.
01:13:19That's right.
01:13:21I'm not going to hurt you.
01:13:23Come closer!
01:13:25You and I have been through a lot, you know?
01:13:28Remember Black Friday, 2016?
01:13:34Uh, I know.
01:13:36The shopper experience.
01:13:38I mean, as I always say,
01:13:40when in doubt, go shopping!
01:13:48You and me,
01:13:50we have so many mems.
01:13:54If anyone knows,
01:13:56the customer's always...
01:14:00Oh, my God!
01:14:04Shit! Shit!
01:14:05The kid's SUV's over there.
01:14:07He didn't give us the keys.
01:14:12And he didn't put the fucking cards away!
01:14:14Knock, knock!
01:14:20You must say who's there!
01:14:23Now's a bad time for a tantrum!
01:14:25Let's go!
01:14:27I didn't think you'd make it!
01:14:29You see, Brian just kept fucking you.
01:14:31Like a paper football!
01:14:36Jim, I'm sorry.
01:14:38No, I'm sorry, too.
01:14:40I was an asshole.
01:14:42You're too good for a toy store, you know?
01:14:44That's why we need to get out of here.
01:14:46Come on, let's go! Go, go, go, go!
01:14:56What the hell are we going to do?
01:14:58If we run, that thing's going to pick us off.
01:15:01I have an idea.
01:15:08Chris, please don't play hero.
01:15:10Don't distract that thing.
01:15:12I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:14I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:16I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:18I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:20I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:22I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:24I'm going to hold you down.
01:15:26Don't.
01:15:28No, Jonathan was right.
01:15:30It's fucking Thanksgiving.
01:15:32I'm just standing right here, right now, with you guys and my family.
01:15:34So can you do it?
01:15:36Yeah.
01:15:38No, I'll do it. He's got kids.
01:15:40No, no, he won't.
01:15:42Hey! Hey! Hey, right here!
01:15:44Hey, right here!
01:15:46Hey!
01:15:50I don't like you.
01:15:52I got your dits down right here.
01:15:54Look at this.
01:15:56Whoa, whoa, hey!
01:15:58Check it out.
01:16:00Hey!
01:16:02Right here, you big bitch!
01:16:04Right here!
01:16:06I don't need to help you.
01:16:08I got your dits down right here.
01:16:10Look at this.
01:16:22Hey!
01:16:24Hey!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:32Oh, no.
01:16:34Oh, no, Chris, no.
01:16:52Come on!
01:17:08Come on!
01:17:22Come on!
01:17:26Come on!
01:17:52Whoa!
01:17:54I think I just pissed it off.
01:18:10Come on.
01:18:12I think we're gonna make it to my car. Let's go.
01:18:14Come on. Come on.
01:18:22Come on.
01:18:40Just a thing?
01:18:42Just a thing.
01:18:44Let's go.
01:18:46Leah Texson.
01:18:48My daughters are okay.
01:18:50You set up the state maintenance for people.
01:18:52Sounds good to me.
01:18:54Let's do it.
01:18:56We gotta make a detour first.
01:18:58For what?
01:19:00For pancakes.
01:19:06Let's go!
01:19:08Welcome to
01:19:10Well, well, well.
01:19:12It's been a long day.
01:19:14It's been a long day, day, day.
01:19:16And this is surely
01:19:18the end.
01:19:44Well, well, well.
01:19:46Well, well, well.
01:19:48Well, well, well.
01:19:50Well, well, well.
01:19:52Well, well, well.
01:19:54Well, well, well.
01:19:56Well, well, well.
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01:20:00Well, well, well.
01:20:02Well, well, well.
01:20:04Well, well, well.
01:20:06Well, well, well.
01:20:08Well, well, well.
01:20:10Well, well, well.
01:20:12Well, well, well.
01:20:14Well, well, well.
01:20:16Well, well, well.
01:20:18Well, well, well.
01:20:20Well, well, well.
01:20:22Well, well, well.
01:20:24Well, well, well.
01:20:26Well, well, well.
01:20:28Well, well, well.
01:20:30Well, well, well.
01:20:32Well, well, well.
01:20:34Well, well, well.
01:20:36Well, well, well.
01:20:38Well, well, well.
01:20:40Just tell me one, two, three tell me any way
01:20:44Oh Lord, my, my, my.
01:20:46Who you wonder
01:20:48My baby's a godmother
01:20:51Call me a drunk drinker
01:20:53Cause I don't know my way
01:20:56My going on wrong
01:20:58Going on wrong
01:21:01Going on wrong
01:21:04Cause I don't know my way
01:21:07And it's your fault, oh
01:21:11Oh
01:21:22Oh
01:21:32Oh
01:21:37Oh
01:21:40Oh
01:22:04Oh mama, do you wonder
01:22:08My baby is a gunner
01:22:10I got my finger on the trigger
01:22:13Gonna take you on a liver
01:22:15Mama, mama, do you wonder
01:22:18My baby is a gunner
01:22:21Got a finger on the trigger
01:22:24Time to move on, time to play, time to go home
01:22:29Go, go home
01:22:32Go, go home
01:22:34Go, go home
01:22:37Yeah
01:23:04Oh
01:23:07Oh
01:23:10Oh
01:23:13Oh
01:23:16Oh
01:23:19Oh
01:23:22Oh
01:23:25Oh
01:23:28Oh
01:23:31Oh
01:23:34Oh
01:23:37Oh
01:23:40Oh
01:23:43Oh
01:23:46Come one, come all
01:23:48It's the grand old ball
01:23:51Gotta close
01:23:52Cause it's gonna be a real hoot
01:23:55Hoo-hoo
01:23:56Your grandma's here
01:23:59Saying, join me dear
01:24:02Have I got a gift for you