LOL Indonesia 02
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00:30Let's get started.
00:37Congratulations!
00:39Finally.
00:40Oh, finally.
00:42Can't we do this later?
00:44I don't know.
00:45Let's just play.
00:46Let's continue.
00:47Don't bite, son. Don't bite.
00:48What will it be? What will it be?
00:51What will it be now?
00:53What will it be now?
00:56What will it be now?
00:59Where is it? Where is the item?
01:01Everyone, come to the table!
01:04Oh, the microphone.
01:08What will it be?
01:10What will it be?
01:11That's right.
01:14What will it be?
01:16What will it be?
01:19A pig's nose.
01:21A pig's nose.
01:23A pig's nose.
01:24That's right. A pig's nose.
01:26That's right.
01:27A pig's nose.
01:29Throw it yourself.
01:31What will it be?
01:32Where is the kid?
01:35He's sleeping.
01:36Don't make noise.
01:38In my daily routine, I take care of...
01:42What will it be? What will it be?
01:45I'm shocked.
01:46Are you shocked?
01:47No.
01:48Not yet.
01:50Fish food.
01:51Fish food.
01:52Chicken food.
01:53A bouquet of flowers.
01:55Answer me.
01:57Dog food.
01:58Dog food.
01:59Salt.
02:00Dog food.
02:02Indra Jegel.
02:03He must be aiming at me.
02:05Oh, yes.
02:07Change the item.
02:09This one.
02:10What will it be? What will it be?
02:13What will it be now?
02:15A bouquet of flowers.
02:17He's good. He's smart.
02:19What will it be?
02:21What's that?
02:23A pond.
02:24A tree.
02:25A chicken.
02:26A duck.
02:27A snake.
02:29A grass snake.
02:30Correct.
02:33Okay.
02:35A grass snake.
02:36What will it be?
02:40What will it be?
02:41Instant noodles.
02:43Instant noodles.
02:46What will it be now?
02:49This one.
02:50It must be funny.
02:55Magic.
02:56Ninja.
02:58Magic.
02:59Sword.
03:01Magic.
03:02Correct.
03:03What's that?
03:06What's that?
03:08Playing magic.
03:09What's that?
03:11Gun, what's that?
03:16Okay.
03:25I'm sorry. I didn't pay attention.
03:26You should've listened to me.
03:28I didn't pay attention to what happened.
03:30Why did you suddenly...
03:31I'm sorry. I said I was playing magic.
03:33Yes.
03:34Why did you play magic?
03:35To be honest, I don't have anything in my mind.
03:37Because I just ate a banana, sir.
03:39It's true. I'm not lying. I'm being honest.
03:41We have a lot of cameras.
03:42So, let's see who...
03:43Please don't kill me, sir.
03:45Who will be caught?
03:46Smiling or caught laughing.
03:48Let's see.
03:51Magic.
03:52Sword.
03:53Magic.
03:54Correct.
03:55What's that?
03:57What's that?
03:58What's that?
04:00Playing magic.
04:01What's that?
04:04Gun, what's that?
04:06What's that?
04:15Okay.
04:16So, Lord Egun...
04:18There are two people, sir.
04:20It's because of him.
04:21One by one.
04:22Lord Egun...
04:24You've been caught before, right?
04:26Yes.
04:27It means...
04:28I didn't mean to do it, guys.
04:31He's angry.
04:32No one believes him.
04:33No one laughed on purpose here.
04:35Okay.
04:36Shake hands.
04:37Say goodbye.
04:39Egun.
04:40Egun.
04:41That's it.
04:42The point is...
04:43I don't accept it...
04:44if I have to get out of that room.
04:47But on the other hand, I'm very grateful.
04:49It turns out that...
04:50the burden of my life...
04:53is relieved.
04:54There's also someone who will be punished.
04:57Let's see.
04:59Let's see who it is.
05:01Come here.
05:03Gun, what's that?
05:05What's that?
05:14Right?
05:15Right?
05:17Right?
05:20Yes.
05:21Who else?
05:22His face can't be revealed anymore.
05:25Therefore, Lord Gilang...
05:27you're under my...
05:29yellow blaze.
05:31Do you want the yellow one?
05:32No, I want this one.
05:33It's delicious.
05:34I don't like it.
05:35My face was pushed like that.
05:37I couldn't hold it anymore.
05:38It broke there.
05:39Hey.
05:40I sacrifice my laugh once...
05:42so you can get out of here.
05:45You're so lame.
05:49Okay, Gun.
05:50You can say goodbye.
05:52Why are you in a hurry?
05:53Guys.
05:55What do you want to say?
05:57What do you want to say?
05:58You're a dog.
06:00Bye, everyone.
06:01Say goodbye.
06:02Bye.
06:03Bye, Gun.
06:04Bye.
06:12Let's start.
06:19Let's start.
06:20Astri.
06:21Guess the word.
06:22Guess.
06:23What's the end of the word?
06:24The theme is about family.
06:25Family, right?
06:26A planned family.
06:27Only two people.
06:28Cukup.
06:29Kup.
06:30Kup.
06:31From the word kup.
06:32From the word kup.
06:33There's no word kup.
06:34Yes.
06:35Suku kata or kata...
06:36Let's make it more difficult.
06:37Suku kata.
06:38Okay.
06:39Kup.
06:40Kup.
06:41Kup.
06:42Kup.
06:43Kup.
06:44Kup.
06:45Kup.
06:46Kup.
06:47Kup.
06:48Kup.
06:49Kup.
06:50Family.
06:51The theme is about family.
06:53Kuping ibumu, kuping ayahmu, kuping anakmu.
06:57Kita ini keluarga kuping.
06:59Maka dengarkanlah.
07:00Keluarga kuping.
07:01Lah.
07:02Lah.
07:03Lah.
07:04Lahir.
07:08Kita berbakti kepada ibu.
07:10Jangan sampai durhaka.
07:13Atut.
07:14Atut.
07:15Change it.
07:16Change it.
07:17Kuping adalah tentang bayi.
07:19Bayi.
07:20Okay.
07:22Aku memiliki bayi umurnya lima bulan setengah.
07:30Ngah.
07:31Ngah.
07:32Ngah.
07:33Ngah.
07:42Ngah.
07:47Bayi itu kalau mau bersin, bayi gitu.
07:50Karena bayi belum bisa bersin.
07:52Bersin bayi ngah-ngah.
07:54Bayi bersin gini.
07:59Itu mah bayi pilak.
08:01Itu bayi anjing begitu.
08:04Itu bayi anjing itu begitu.
08:06Minum lagi.
08:08Kalau omong bayi anjing, minum lagi nih orang.
08:12Lampun.
08:13Cukup.
08:14Cukup siksa saya.
08:17Bayi anjing barusan begitu bersin.
08:19Siapa?
08:20Ini dia nih.
08:21Mana ada bayi.
08:22Ngah-ngah.
08:23Badubul.
08:24Badubul.
08:25Apaan?
08:26Bayi anjing di bawah dua bulan.
08:27Badubul.
08:28Badubul.
08:29Bayi anjing di bawah dua bulan.
08:31Ini pasti.
08:32Bayi bersin gini gak?
08:33Ini.
08:34Coba.
08:35Bayi bersin gitu gak?
08:36Soalnya calon tong bayi bersin.
08:38Ngah-ngah.
08:39Ini.
08:46Siapa nih?
08:47Siapa ya?
08:48Siapa nih?
08:50Kali ini saya datang bersama dengan Lord Igun.
08:53Kita mau...
08:54Mereka semua lemah.
08:56Alah.
08:57Dan lu kan keluar duluan.
09:01Permisi.
09:04Saya punya aturan baru.
09:06Yang ketawa ditampol sama temen saya.
09:08Siapa yang berani?
09:09Siapa yang berani?
09:11Udah puas ketawa sekarang dia.
09:13Eh, tau gak?
09:14Gue ngeliat lu, muka lu pada di layar.
09:17Stres semuanya.
09:19Muka lu pada stres semuanya.
09:21Kamu tadi juga gitu.
09:22Kamu juga sama tadi begitu.
09:24Nggak, tapi sekarang dia enak banget.
09:25Dia rebah-rebahan.
09:26Nggak, tapi...
09:27Anda terlalu sering minum anda ya.
09:29Gini.
09:30Anda terlalu sering minum anda.
09:31Stres.
09:32Saya tuh stres.
09:33Eh, anda mulai gerakan-gerakan bibir anda.
09:36Anda sudah tidak bisa berbohong.
09:38Karena gini, stres banget di dalam sini.
09:40Jadi kayak...
09:41Aduh, kering gitu.
09:42Tapi bisa gak sih kita larang dia minum?
09:44Iya, karena dia tadi...
09:45Dia mau menahan tawa dengan berminum.
09:47Berarti gak boleh minum?
09:48Kalau mau merespon, jangan minum.
09:50Okeh.
09:51Makan.
09:52Makan boleh.
09:53Gak ngerespon itu selayaknya anak anjing kan?
09:55Iya.
09:56Anak anjing.
09:57Tunggu sebentar, tunggu sebentar.
09:58Ini selir saya, saya ajak kesini.
10:00Karena di ruangan saya kedinginan dia.
10:01Boleh ambil baju?
10:02Ambil, silahkan.
10:03Okeh.
10:04Ambil selir saya, ambil baju.
10:06Saya mau ngomongin.
10:07Tapi anda tahu? Anda punya perasaan?
10:09Siapa yang pecahan?
10:10Tidak tahu.
10:11Tidak tahu ya?
10:12Tidak tahu sayang.
10:13Tapi sepertinya yang...
10:14Tidak tahu.
10:15Tidak tahu?
10:16Tidak tahu?
10:17Tidak tahu?
10:18Tidak tahu.
10:19Okeh, begitu.
10:20Mari kita lihat rekamannya.
10:23Badu bul.
10:24Apa?
10:25Bayi anjing di bawah dua bulan.
10:27Badu bul.
10:28Badu bul.
10:32Yang kurang ajar tuh gilang tuh.
10:34Bukan dia lewat tuh teman gue.
10:36Sini.
10:37Mohon maaf, anda sudah pernah kena kuning?
10:40Sudah.
10:41Yang berarti kawan kita yang satu ini kena red blaze.
10:44Kasih lihat tangannya.
10:45Red blaze.
10:49Sudahlah.
10:50Pasrah.
10:51Okeh.
10:52Ceritakan kepada yang lain.
10:54Siapa yang paling susah untuk membuat...
10:58Untuk anda tahan ketawanya?
11:00Serangannya yang paling susah?
11:01Tiga.
11:02Kepung sama Cah Lontong.
11:03Denny sama Haji.
11:05Kepung gue.
11:06Di Kepung, betul.
11:07Di Kepung gue.
11:08Emang diserang.
11:09Emang diserang.
11:10Emang udah ngincir udah.
11:16Okeh, kalau begitu.
11:17Mari kita kembali bermain di LOL Indonesia.
11:24Ini permainan mau dilanjutin apa enggak?
11:26Ini enggak ada yang mau buang sampahnya.
11:28Teman-teman.
11:29Kita perhatikan satu persatu sudah meninggalkan kita.
11:32Okeh.
11:33Sekarang yang tersisa tinggal enam orang.
11:35Ya.
11:58Makanan bahasa Inggrisnya.
11:59Food.
12:00Makanan yang diambil.
12:01Jem food.
12:02Betul.
12:06Makanan diambil jem food.
12:08Jem food.
12:09Anak diambil ya.
12:10Tapi kan jem food.
12:11Anak dijem food.
12:12Nah.
12:13Enggak, ini kan makanan yang diambil.
12:14Jem food.
12:15Maling.
12:16Makanan bahasa Inggrisnya.
12:17Food.
12:18Makan terus sampai lama.
12:19Kri food.
12:22Makan bahasa Inggrisnya.
12:23Food.
12:24Kalau makanan itu orang.
12:26Bahasa Inggrisnya.
12:27Makanan itu orang.
12:28Makanan itu orang tuh gimana?
12:29Katibal maksudmu.
12:30Si food.
12:31Si puput.
12:32Si puput.
12:33Si puput.
12:34Si puput.
12:35Si puput.
12:36Si puput.
12:37Si puput.
12:38Si puput.
12:39Si puput.
12:47Eh, ada teman kita mau tampil.
12:49Oke, kita liat.
12:51Didur nih.
12:52Halo.
12:53Bapak Bapak.
12:54Boleh saya minta bantuan nya..
12:55Boleh.
12:56Mau siapaksa.
12:57Tolong di angkat nya sampai ke sebelah siniại
12:59Kui ajar.
13:00Kui ajar, kui ajar.
13:01Don't be rough, take it slow.
13:03Okay.
13:04Okay, thank you.
13:05You can sit down.
13:06Okay.
13:07Please don't be bothered,
13:08because this is a new knowledge
13:12that everyone needs to know.
13:16There's food here,
13:18which is...
13:20Sausage!
13:22The way to eat sausage
13:24has to be in various ways.
13:28First, we're going to eat
13:30a medium-sized sausage, like this.
13:35Sausages are usually found in Asian countries.
13:40So,
13:41the way to hold the sausage
13:44is like this.
13:46Is that okay?
13:47Yes, it's okay.
13:51If it's this big,
13:53you can just hold it like this.
13:56Do you understand?
13:57Yes.
13:58This is usually consumed by Europeans.
14:01Yes, that's right.
14:02Dutch people.
14:04Because my husband is Dutch.
14:07Just like Rina Nose.
14:09But it's soft.
14:10It's soft, right?
14:11No, it depends.
14:13So, it can be soft.
14:14The way to test it is easy.
14:16If we want to know,
14:18let's try this first.
14:20For example, this is soft,
14:22or the level of ripeness is enough.
14:24Like that.
14:25If you're not sure,
14:27you can hit it like this.
14:30Do you want to try the sausage or not?
14:34For God's sake, I won't try it.
14:37Because I'm sure it's a dog sausage.
14:39I don't want to try it.
14:44This is your sausage.
14:46This is a dog sausage.
14:47Let's ask.
14:48This is not a sausage.
14:50I don't want to try it.
14:51Let's just ask.
14:53Is this a dog sausage?
14:54I don't want to try it.
14:55Let's just ask.
14:57I swear, this is not a dog sausage.
14:59Is this a dog sausage or not?
15:00He swore.
15:02He won't try it.
15:05Listen to him.
15:06I won't try it.
15:07But make sure first,
15:08is this a dog sausage or not.
15:10You have to see.
15:11Look at me.
15:12You said this is a dog sausage.
15:14Look at this.
15:15You're being emotional.
15:17You're being emotional with me.
15:18You're disturbing me.
15:19You've been accusing me that this is a dog sausage.
15:22But...
15:23I can't accept it.
15:24Because I really like sausages.
15:26While you're jumping,
15:27you said this is a dog sausage.
15:28Prove it.
15:31Actually,
15:32to determine if this is a cow,
15:34a pig, or a chicken,
15:35or if this is a dog or not,
15:37you can prove it.
15:39How?
15:40By eating it.
15:42You're a sausage reviewer, right?
15:44Yes.
15:45I have a sausage.
15:46Can I review it?
15:47But maybe you're following me.
15:49See?
15:50It's true.
15:51Let's check it.
15:53Let's check it.
15:54What did you eat?
15:55Sausage.
15:56My sausage doesn't contain fat.
15:58I'm sorry. I'll try it.
16:02How does it taste?
16:03It's a cow, right?
16:04But you...
16:05Ma'am.
16:06I have a sausage, ma'am.
16:07Please.
16:08Come with me.
16:09I've seen bird's eye chili.
16:10It's not a sausage. It's bird's eye chili.
16:11Wait a minute.
16:12Do you want to...
16:13Do you want to challenge?
16:14Challenge.
16:15Come on.
16:16Come here.
16:17It smells really bad.
16:18Come here.
16:19Come here.
16:21I can't be seen.
16:22It's okay.
16:25It's okay.
16:26I can't.
16:27It's not just you who have a sausage.
16:29We all have a sausage.
16:30Let's collect the sausages.
16:31Come on.
16:32Let's go to the back.
16:34Okay.
16:35Wait a minute.
16:36Please watch it.
16:37Please tell us about the sausage.
16:38Okay.
16:39Tell us.
16:40Please watch it.
16:41Yes, ma'am.
16:44But seriously, it's not a sausage.
16:47Rina Nosi's performance seems to be over.
16:50It was used to be funny.
16:53How?
16:54How, ma'am?
16:55Hey.
16:56Den.
16:57He said he wanted to know...
16:58I'm sorry.
16:59How, ma'am?
17:00I was wondering how the sausage was.
17:03It turned out...
17:04As soon as I opened it...
17:08It's rotten.
17:09Yes.
17:10It's rotten.
17:12Yes.
17:13Twist it.
17:14Twist it.
17:16I don't like it, honey.
17:17I don't like it.
17:18It's rotten.
17:19I don't like it.
17:20Wait a minute.
17:21It's not rotten, right?
17:22Not yet.
17:24I've been using this for a long time.
17:26Hey.
17:28Wow.
17:29Guys.
17:30There's a dandelion.
17:31That means we're...
17:33Dandelion.
17:34Dandelion.
17:35That means we're on the planet...
17:37Monday.
17:38We're on the planet Monday.
17:40Monday.
17:41Guys.
17:42Guys.
17:43What are you doing?
17:45What are you doing?
17:47Shh.
17:48Did you swap?
17:50Who's this?
17:51Did you swap?
17:52It's not mine.
17:53It's too small.
17:54It's a dandelion.
17:55It's a dandelion.
17:57It's a dandelion.
17:58Don't.
17:59That's mine.
18:00It's in your head.
18:01That's a dandelion.
18:02It's mine, right?
18:03That's not yours.
18:04It's a dandelion.
18:05A dandelion.
18:07Why did you put it in your head?
18:09That's your dandelion.
18:10It's mine.
18:11No, kok bisa ada di kamu.
18:13Kalau kamu pakai, pasti bisa jadi keriting itu rambutnya.
18:16Enggak.
18:18Okay, sekarang...
18:20Waktu yang tepat untuk menelpon ke sana.
18:22Mari kita mulai.
18:25Telepon, telepon.
18:27Hai, hai, Commander.
18:28Gilang dir, ya.
18:30Kita akan bermain sebuah game yang akan dipimpin oleh anda.
18:34Okay.
18:35Nama permainannya adalah Animal Kingdom.
18:39Nanti dari rotator akan keluar fishbowl.
18:41Di dalam fishbowl ada gulungan kertas.
18:44Okay?
18:45Ketika mereka buka,
18:47mereka hanya boleh bersuara sesuai dengan nama binatang tersebut.
18:50Misal...
18:52Ketika diambil...
19:00Tolong jangan itu.
19:01Mendarat kencap kali ini.
19:02Tolong jangan itu, Bapak saya.
19:03Kasih kepotong di sini.
19:05Mendarat kencap kali ini.
19:07Kata dia, kamu mau berapa?
19:09Mau berapa? Mau njogok saya?
19:10Aku ingin selesai acara ini.
19:13Enggak gitu dong. Enggak gitu.
19:17Dia teman kita. Dia teman kita.
19:19Minggir semuanya, minggir.
19:20Minggir. Saya mau ngomong sama Gilang dir, guys.
19:22Saya mau selesai acara ini.
19:24Anda sudah siap, mengerti?
19:25Siap.
19:26Silahkan dipimpin permainannya menuju rotator sekarang.
19:28Terima kasih.
19:29Terima kasih.
19:30Guys.
19:32Ini permainan akan lucu sekali,
19:34karena sudah pasti akan ada yang tertawa.
19:36Simak baik-baik.
19:46Selamat pagi, siang, sore, dan malam,
19:48teman-teman sekalian, para lord dari galaksi.
19:51Dan kali ini saya akan mengajak kalian untuk bermain.
19:57Nama permainannya adalah...
20:01Tamu di hari ulang tahun Tarzan.
20:07Jadi, di dalam permainan ini,
20:10satu persatu dari kalian, termasuk saya,
20:12akan mengambil karakter
20:15di mana isinya adalah hewan-hewan.
20:18Misal, ada yang mendapatkan karakter anjing.
20:22Maka dia harus berbicara dengan bahasa anjing.
20:25Sudah pasti dia?
20:26Sudah pasti dia?
20:27Belum tentu.
20:28Saya sudah yakin anda pasti.
20:29Belum tentu saya anjing.
20:30Ya.
20:37Apabila dia tidak berbicara dalam bahasa anjing itu,
20:41maka dia akan memencet tombol point.
20:45Namun, ada satu karakter,
20:48yaitu karakter yang berulang tahun, Tarzan.
20:52Tarzan bisa berbicara bahasa semuanya.
20:56Sebagai pemimpin permainan,
20:57saya akan mengambil karakternya terlebih dahulu.
21:00Sisanya kalian, nanti kita akan...
21:03Buka bersama-sama?
21:04Boleh.
21:05Satu-satu saja, biar asik.
21:07Saya, ya?
21:08Silakan diambil dulu.
21:09Saya ambil.
21:10Jegel.
21:11Okey.
21:12Ini kita enggak tahu ya,
21:13pinatang apa yang ada di dalamnya.
21:14Enggak tahu, enggak tahu.
21:17Okey.
21:18Semoga aku dapat raya kusen.
21:22Silakan bapak-bapak peci merah.
21:25Sudah semua?
21:26Sudah pasti.
21:27Kita buka bareng-bareng, ya?
21:28Okey.
21:29Aku kambing.
21:31Okey.
21:33Belum, belum, belum.
21:35Setelah dibuka semua, baru masuk ke karakter.
21:38Cekson.
21:39Oh, cekson doang.
21:40Silakan, Cak Lontong.
21:42Katak.
21:43Katak.
21:45Satu-satunya binatang yang dibulak-balik.
21:48Enggak, enggak.
21:49Katak dibalik kelabakan, loh.
21:51Kuda.
21:52Kuda.
21:53Suara kuda.
21:55Itu belum bersuara, itu baru intro.
21:58Itu kuda.
21:59Kalau katak dimana?
22:02Kalau katak.
22:03Emang gitu?
22:04Ya, katak gede yang katak bangkong.
22:07Jangkrik.
22:08Katak-katak.
22:10Ya, ya.
22:11Sejak kapan jangkrik ngecret?
22:14Bagaimana suaranya?
22:15Binatang yang jorok.
22:17Sudah buka?
22:18Lupa, kalau belakangnya R.
22:21Tarzan.
22:23Terima kasih untuk teman-teman.
22:26Tarzan hadir acara sudah ini.
22:31Ulang tahun Tarzan untuk...
22:36Emang Tarzan gitu ngomongnya?
22:45Temanku.
22:47Kuda.
22:59Kuda pendiam, loh.
23:00Dari tadi enggak ngomong-ngomong.
23:05Kuda apa itu?
23:07Kuda.
23:08Kuda.
23:13Ini mau nyembur bukannya kuda.
23:15Tarzan ngomongnya begitu.
23:16Bahasanya gitu doang yang ngerti.
23:18Begini.
23:36Macam gini orang-orang.
23:38Aneh-aneh banget.
23:45Tidak.
23:46Tidak.
23:47Tidak.
24:03Siapa komender?
24:04Duduk, teman-teman.
24:05Mulak.
24:35Mau lihat?
24:36Boleh.
24:37Okey.
24:50Apa kata saya?
24:51Apa kata saya?
24:52Seringkali ketika sedang bermain kita yang kelepasan.
24:58Pada saat video itu di-play,
25:00ternyata yang ketawa gue oleh mainan gue sendiri,
25:03gue mikirnya,
25:04betul.
25:06Gue kehilangan fokus gitu.
25:08What the hell.
25:10Jadi untuk itu,
25:11anda mendapatkan
25:13Yellow Blaze.
25:23Anda punya prediksi gak nih kira-kira setelah ini apa yang terjadi?
25:25Karena udah ada empat yang kena kartu kuning.
25:28Kecuali Lord Andre dan Lord Calon Tong.
25:33Harus hati-hati nih kita nih.
25:35Kita?
25:36Lu aja sama gue kali.
25:38Okey.
25:39Kita akan mulai permainan.
25:45Teman-teman.
25:47Aku mau cerita sesuatu kepada kalian.
25:48Ada apa itu?
25:50Jadi, saya kemarin beli barang.
25:52Barang yang sangat berharga sekali.
25:54Saya beli dari cikini ke gondang dia.
25:57Cakep, kayak lagu itu.
25:59Tapi, saya jadi sedih.
26:01Kenapa?
26:02Kenapa?
26:03Saya udah bucin begini,
26:05eh, dia malah pacaran sama dia.
26:08Sama diri sendiri pacaran?
26:09Bukan, maksudnya sama cowoknya.
26:11Gue denger lu gel,
26:12kemarin katanya lu ke matraman sama tanah abang ya?
26:14Bener.
26:15Kenapa tuh?
26:16Kemarin aku ke matraman, ke tanah abang.
26:20Eh,
26:21kukira teman.
26:23Ternyata tanah abang.
26:26Kamu gak bedain orang sama tanah lu.
26:28Berarti pengalaman lu sama.
26:31Sama Gilang.
26:32Waktu Gilang pergi ke Senayan,
26:34sama ke kebun jeruk.
26:35Pergi ke Senayan, ke kebun jeruk?
26:37Pergi ke Senayan, terus ke kebun jeruk.
26:38Iyalang, kemarin kan lu cerita.
26:40Kemarin gue pergi ke Senayan, terus ke kebun jeruk.
26:44Lu emang lumayan,
26:45tapi hati lu buruk.
26:46Tuh.
26:47Rina juga ini ya?
26:48Rina Nose ya?
26:49Iya.
26:50Iya kan?
26:51Senayan kebun jeruk juga.
26:52Bukan, bukan.
26:53Kemarin lu bukan kesitu.
26:54Lu cerita sama gue.
26:55Lu kecil eduk,
26:56terus kecombang.
26:58Jadi kemarin tuh gini.
27:00Gue kecil eduk,
27:03terus kecombang.
27:04Iya.
27:05Gue pikir gue duduk.
27:07Taunya?
27:08Ternyata ngejengkang.
27:09Oh.
27:10Hati-hati.
27:11Kurang hati-hati.
27:13Tapi kemarin bilangnya calon tong ke pasar baru,
27:15terus ke ancor.
27:17Andre.
27:18Kamu bisa ngekick banyak orang ya,
27:21tetapi itu tidak berlaku buat aku.
27:24Karena aku tahu siapa kamu.
27:26Tapi, apakah aku tahu siapa aku?
27:30Tuh, ke pasar baru ke ancor.
27:32Terus?
27:33Nah, mau beli baju baru,
27:35eh, bocol-bocol.
27:37Bocol-bocol.
27:38Ketipu lagi.
27:39Bang Denny kemarin keluar negeri.
27:40Mana?
27:41Ke mana tuh?
27:42Dari Kenya ke Trinidad Tobago.
27:45Kenya, Trinidad Tobago tuh.
27:47Jauh banget tuh.
27:48Iya.
27:49Gue tuh jadi kemarin ceritanya.
27:50Nih ngeliat tadi lu ketemu di mana, Ray?
27:52Ada.
27:53Tiket.
27:54Oh, bisa.
27:55Papasan kali ya?
27:56Iya.
27:57Dari mana?
27:58Gue dari Kenya ke Trinidad Tobago.
28:01Gue udah capek bertanya.
28:02Ternyata di sana bego.
28:08Pemain.
28:09Tapi selain itu,
28:10si Jagiel nih pernah cerita sama gue.
28:12Oke.
28:13Dia mempunyai binatang monyet sama anjing.
28:15Itu gimana ceritanya?
28:16Ini mohon maaf nih.
28:18Pak Andre dari tadi menentukan
28:20ini pergi ke mana, ini pergi ke mana,
28:22ini pergi ke mana,
28:23terus saya beli apa?
28:26Bapak ini siapa sebenarnya?
28:28Kamu belum tahu siapa saya?
28:29Iya.
28:31Baiklah.
28:32Kalau memang itu yang kamu inginkan.
28:34Ini masih menjadi...
28:35Misteri.
28:36Yes.
28:38Gue tuh di dalam hati nunggu.
28:39Ini bakal kejangan.
28:40Ini go ngga nih?
28:41Ini apa nih yang mau dikeluarin?
28:42Ini apa nih?
28:43Gilang ke mana, Rina Nusseh?
28:45Agak curiga tadi.
28:47Iya kan? Bapak ini siapa sebenarnya?
28:48Bapak boleh jelasin, Pak?
28:49Bapak siapa sebenarnya, Pak?
28:51KTP bawah ada.
28:52KTP bawah.
28:55Sebetulnya saya adalah...
28:58Siapa kamu?
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30:34Gak kuat lagi itu gue. Nyerah gue.
30:36Ternyata prediksi gue betul.
30:37Salah satu yang gue takuti akhirnya membuat gue keluar dari permainan.
30:42Siapa yang gak dendam sama si Peci Merah?
30:45Terlalu banyak dosanya dia.
30:47Bikin kita keluar.
30:53Oke, ngomong-ngomong.
30:54Kami ngomongin anda paling junior di sini bertahan cukup lama ya.
30:57Terbaik!
30:58Terbaik!
30:59Tahan aja. Oke kalau gitu.
31:00Saya akan kembali bersama dengan teman saya yang baru.
31:03Oke, ayo!
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