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00:00And in the finals of the tournament next week, will it be John Cena or will it be The Undertaker?
00:06They meet in a semi-final next!
00:22Yo, yo, yo, killing beat!
00:25About to hit Chi-Town with a freestyle!
00:31Yo, it's the new rookie phenom! I'm changing the guard!
00:40Deadman Ink is bankrupt! I'm repossessing his yard!
00:45Yeah, he's a big dog and I'm a pup, but I bought this!
00:49For him to beat me tonight, he needs an army full of darkness!
00:53Yo, yo, you can't take me because if you do, I'm going to trash this!
01:03I hope Paul Bearer's got a new urn to bury your ashes!
01:08I'm worse than the Chicago fire! I'll burn your whole town!
01:13I got Chicago running scared! I'll turn your white socks brown!
01:18Yo, I'm strong as a muscle car! And this ain't my last ride!
01:28I'll leave you like Chicago when Jordan left!
01:31Stripped of your pride!
01:37Yo, my practice is chiropractic! Dude, I'll break your back!
01:42So you're a deadman? I'm a necrophiliac!
01:48You're lying!
01:50John Cena not doing too much to repair this respect issue with The Undertaker.
02:17This is gonna be a giant victory!
02:21Following contestant, his number one contender,
02:24and the final match to make it 4-1 fall,
02:27coaching Miranda from Houston, Texas,
02:30weighing in at 405 pounds,
02:33The Undertaker!
02:36Will it be The Undertaker?
02:38Or will it be John Cena?
02:41He rolls into Norfolk, Virginia for SmackDown next week
02:46to face Chris Benoit in the finals of the tournament.
02:49An opportunity to beat Brock Lesnar for the WWE title at Backlash.
02:56John Cena's gotta be careful here.
02:58If you're Cena, you can't let this humongous ovation
03:03from motorcycle, from music player, from the leg,
03:06you can't let the big ideal of the deadman get ahead of you, Cena.
03:11The Undertaker has to be focused on John Cena.
03:13You cannot allow the issues with Nathan Jones to affect
03:16this book process in this matchup.
03:19Well, in my personal opinion,
03:21I don't feel that will affect The Undertaker.
03:24Undertaker, this ain't his first barbecue.
03:27That's obvious.
03:28I think he's gonna let something else outside of this ring,
03:31which Cena, in a cover shot, affect him.
03:34The Undertaker felt disrespected by John Cena last week,
03:37probably tonight as well.
03:39John, The Undertaker's saying that he's going to beat up Cena.
03:42Beat up Cena.
03:43He's gonna shut up Cena, and then he's gonna bust up Cena,
03:46and The Undertaker is starting to do that
03:48in the early goings of this matchup.
03:50Undertaker got a good point.
03:51I mean, what he said earlier to Josh Matthews,
03:53it's one thing in a fight, in a match,
03:55to get your eye poked, your mouth hooked,
03:57your face punched in, but when someone
04:00dishes you backstage as a veteran, that's a no-no.
04:03You see the heavily bandaged left elbow of The Undertaker.
04:06The Undertaker was supposed to undergo surgery tomorrow
04:09for some nagging problems he's had with that elbow
04:12over the past few months, but he postponed the surgery
04:15The Undertaker did, because this is how much
04:17this tournament means to The Undertaker,
04:19a chance to battle for the title in a couple of weeks.
04:21When you get an opportunity possibly against Brock Lesnar
04:24at Backlash for the championship,
04:26you gotta play hurt, and the dead man,
04:29The Undertaker is very well aware of that.
04:31The winner of this match faces Chris Benoit next week
04:33in Norfolk, Virginia, for the opportunity
04:35to meet Lesnar at Backlash, and The Undertaker
04:37is focused in the early going of this match.
04:40It was in this building, the All-State Arena,
04:42back last summer, that John Cena made his WWE debut
04:46in a matchup versus Kurt Angle.
04:48Oh, you still wanna talk to me?
04:52Cena was so impressive in that matchup
04:54that The Undertaker, in the locker room area,
04:57actually shook this kid's hand,
04:59and this is how John Cena respects this man.
05:01Well, that was then, this is now,
05:03and you're not gonna win a fight with The Undertaker.
05:05And that's what this is turning out to be.
05:07If you're John Cena,
05:08you gotta try and out-wrestle The Undertaker,
05:11not out-fight him, and it's turning out
05:13to be almost like a street fighting match.
05:15That's what The Undertaker's about.
05:17The Undertaker said that he's got more shower time
05:20than Cena's got ring time, but, oh, man,
05:23Rosso!
05:26Cena's going for a big round called Undertaker.
05:29Oh, but it would go down!
05:31That's countdown!
05:33I don't think I've seen The Undertaker
05:35this focused in many, many months.
05:38Cena's done. He's toasted!
05:39Here's the cover on John Cena,
05:41who gets his leg on the bottom rope.
05:43Phenomenal ring awareness by John Cena
05:47to use the rope instead of kicking out.
05:49Oh, look at that elbow.
05:50His forearm right across the bush of Cena.
05:53Just blinding into the face of Cena.
05:56This is about an opportunity
05:58to face Chris Benoit next week
06:00in the finals of a tournament
06:02with an opportunity down the road at Backlash
06:04to meet Brock Lesnar for the WWE title.
06:07Cena is getting the top beat out of him
06:10right here against The Undertaker.
06:13Who's gonna win this matchup?
06:14Who's gonna meet Benoit next week?
06:20This is SmackDown!
06:21From the All-State Arena in Chicago, Illinois,
06:23The Undertaker versus John Cena
06:26in a semi-final matchup in the tournament
06:29to determine the number one contender
06:31for the WWE title.
06:32The winner of this match...
06:33Oh, the elbow.
06:34Right across the face.
06:36...heads to SmackDown next week
06:38to meet Chris Benoit.
06:39The winner of that match meets Brock Lesnar
06:42at Backlash for the title.
06:43All going to break.
06:44As you know, Big Evil beat the hell out of Cena.
06:47This is gonna be vintage Undertaker.
06:49Watch the leg drop.
06:50Cena!
06:53The Undertaker made it simple.
06:55What happens in the ring is one thing,
06:57but when you disrespect me backstage,
06:59you're gonna pay,
07:00and The Undertaker feels disrespected
07:03by this punk, in his words, John Cena.
07:06Well, show a little veteran of the locker room
07:08you wanna get that,
07:09you wanna keep that respect that you've earned.
07:11If someone tries to punk you out,
07:13you gotta set him straight.
07:14Wow, and that's just what Undertaker's doing
07:16to John Cena.
07:17The Undertaker taking control of his yard here tonight.
07:21You ain't lying.
07:22Undertaker's owning his own yard here.
07:25And the big dog with the right and the left hands.
07:28Oh, the suit balls are coming from everywhere, Cole.
07:31Cena just trying to cover up.
07:33Wait a minute.
07:34John Cena grabbing that steel chain.
07:36John Cena wrapping that steel chain.
07:38Don't see it.
07:39A desperate John Cena.
07:41A desperate Cena
07:42with a chain to the head of The Undertaker.
07:44I think that definitely, obviously,
07:46that slowed down Big Evil,
07:48and that big shoulder block
07:49knocking The Undertaker out of the ring.
07:51This buys John Cena time.
07:53John Cena has absorbed
07:54a tremendous amount of punishment in this matchup.
07:57It might not be enough, Cole.
07:58It might not be enough.
07:59Now Cena can shake the cobwebs.
08:01The Undertaker just clocked in the skull
08:04by a steel chain.
08:05And referee Mike Yonas counting out The Undertaker.
08:08The Undertaker's gotta get back in the ring.
08:10If he's counted out,
08:11John Cena advances to Norfolk.
08:13And there's the elbow.
08:14There's the injured elbow.
08:15Cena is on the attack.
08:17Undertaker's got that elbow.
08:19Grabs up.
08:21And then Cena trying to nail it up
08:23with a shoulder block.
08:24Second shot in a row to the injured elbow.
08:27Again, if The Undertaker's counted out,
08:29The Undertaker is not advanced.
08:32And John Cena, now smelling blood,
08:34is on the attack.
08:36I mean, Cena is straight up cold, man.
08:38That ain't gonna shoot me.
08:39Cena will go all the way into that joint of the neck
08:42and tear it apart on Big Evil.
08:44And look at the viciousness of this assault.
08:46John Cena looks desperate.
08:48He used the steel chain to seize the advantage.
08:50You can see it.
08:51Cena breaking the count right there.
08:53Referee breaking the count.
08:54And now Cena telling the referee
08:55to count out The Undertaker.
08:56Smart.
08:57Smart by John Cena.
08:59I mean, Cena's gonna win any way he can.
09:01You gotta give it to the kid.
09:03If Undertaker's counted out,
09:04John Cena's heading to Norfolk
09:06to face Chris Benoit next week on SmackDown.
09:08You're right.
09:09Cena looks desperate.
09:10And he should be desperate.
09:12Another shot to the elbow.
09:14Cena just keeping Undertaker outside the ring.
09:17You'd be desperate, too,
09:18if you just had the hell beaten out of you.
09:20Hey, Cena did for the first ten minutes of this matchup.
09:22Hey, I faced The Undertaker already.
09:24You gotta tell me how tough that guy is.
09:26Look at this.
09:27Look at this.
09:28Stomping on the elbow.
09:29One side to the boot, the other to the steel stair.
09:33I'm telling you, this Cena, this guy, this athlete,
09:36he is, I'm telling you, straight up thug.
09:38He ain't got no heart.
09:39And that is an ingredient for a winner.
09:41That elbow was supposed to be operated on tomorrow.
09:44Undertaker postponed the surgery
09:46to be in this matchup tonight.
09:47And it may cost The Undertaker.
09:49Oh, and there's the elbow.
09:51Used as a weapon.
09:53How much did that affect The Undertaker?
09:55He's got some tape on there and a neoprene elbow pad.
09:59Oh, boy.
10:01Chi-Town knows it, Cole.
10:03Old school up in the house.
10:09Can Undertaker hold on to Cena's head?
10:13Undertaker, but he tweaked the elbow again.
10:18Undertaker sensing the end could be near.
10:21Yeah, John Cena might need a real small army real quick.
10:24John Cena might be going for a ride, probably.
10:26A last ride, perhaps.
10:28The Undertaker setting Cena up.
10:30John Cena reverse.
10:31Oh!
10:32Flying elbow right there.
10:34Across the elbow.
10:35Here's the cover.
10:36Cena's got to go.
10:37Good upset by Undertaker.
10:38From the heart of the veteran.
10:40That's what Cena's got to do.
10:42He's got to try and out-wrestle The Undertaker.
10:44Stand that arm.
10:45Hit some submissions.
10:46Pound on that joint, Cena.
10:48And you will defeat The Undertaker.
10:50And now this vicious assault continues.
10:52And you hear The Undertaker.
10:54That's it.
10:55Wrestling.
10:56Armbar-ing beyond the left arm of The Undertaker.
10:59And grinding his forearm into the joint of the elbow.
11:05The Chicago crowd is on its feet.
11:08Getting behind The Undertaker.
11:11Cena, man, with that.
11:12Oh!
11:13What a superman.
11:15A right hand drops Cena.
11:18What a shot by The Undertaker.
11:21Man!
11:22The Undertaker.
11:23Look at that face.
11:25Big evil.
11:26He's in agony.
11:27Yeah, but he's angry.
11:29Nice!
11:30What a shot by Cena.
11:31Fighting from the floor.
11:32I like that.
11:33Take no prisoners out of you.
11:34Oh, John Cena.
11:35John Cena realized that he was the underdog in this matchup.
11:38He realized The Undertaker had weakness.
11:40When he had the opportunity to take advantage, Cena did.
11:44The Undertaker can't follow up, Cole.
11:46He hits Cena with a high impact move.
11:48A big punch.
11:49And can't follow up with the injury.
11:51The pain must be excruciating to the elbow.
11:53Look at this.
11:54Look at this.
11:55Snake eyes.
11:56Snake eyes.
11:57Rack him up.
11:58Head shot.
11:59To the face.
12:00That might be all she wrote, man.
12:03And he's hurting, Cole.
12:05Big evil.
12:06He's hurting.
12:07It's rare to see The Undertaker in this much pain.
12:10Like you said, the man needs surgery.
12:12And he's out here fighting.
12:14I mean, you've got to give Cena credit for his tenacity.
12:17And John Cena just taught referee Mike Chioda in front of The Charging Undertaker.
12:22I don't know about that.
12:24Yeah, I don't think he did.
12:25What do you mean you don't think he did?
12:26I don't think he did it intentionally.
12:28What are you talking about?
12:29All right.
12:30He grabbed The Man.
12:31So that means he did it intentionally.
12:33Yeah, he's desperate.
12:34All right, don't get hot on me.
12:35Pulling out all the stops.
12:36Pulling when I think I see.
12:38Wow, what a spine buster.
12:41Cena needs to try and cover The Undertaker.
12:44Cena realizes that.
12:45But Cena's spent, man.
12:46He can cover The Undertaker all he wants.
12:48There's not a referee in the damn ring.
12:52Undertaker struggling to his feet.
12:54John Cena beats The Undertaker to the punch.
12:58Look at this.
12:59Oh, no.
13:00Look for the Death Valley Driver perhaps.
13:02An Undertaker counter.
13:03Oh, man.
13:05Here we go.
13:06The last ride is on the way.
13:10Oh, no.
13:12With a felony.
13:14The Undertaker is advancing.
13:16Where's the referee?
13:18What the hell?
13:19It's Chuck.
13:20It's Chuck.
13:21It's one of the full-blown Italians, the FBI.
13:23No, that was Chuck.
13:24Colombo from the FBI.
13:26There's the boot.
13:28And Nunzio.
13:30Full-blown Italians out here in full force.
13:32Big Evil.
13:33Dropping everyone like a bad habit.
13:36Look at this.
13:37Colombo's chair.
13:38Man.
13:39God almighty.
13:40Last week, the FBI promised to exact revenge on The Undertaker
13:44on their terms.
13:45The FBI has picked its spot.
13:49The FBI like a pack of wolves.
13:51Wait a minute.
13:52Wait a minute.
13:53Wait a minute.
13:54Trash talk just went off.
13:56Nathan Jones.
13:57The Undertaker out of the building.
14:03The FBI.
14:05They got Nathan Jones, Undertaker, Kronos out of the building.
14:08And now they're beating the hell out of him.
14:10Look at this.
14:11Oh.
14:12Referee Mike Chioda is still out from getting nailed by The Undertaker
14:16accidentally.
14:19The full-blooded Italians did the damage.
14:22And now they're running to dodge.
14:24And John Cena is crawling.
14:26Cena is crawling toward a cover.
14:29The referee Mike Chioda is back in the ring.
14:31Cena wants to pick up the scraps, Cole.
14:34Undertaker's down and out.
14:35Cena.
14:36Cena in the cover.
14:37Cena's going to steal this damn match.
14:39Cena's going to steal the match.
14:41Oh, no.
14:42Those damn full-blooded Italians.
14:44Screw The Undertaker.
14:46Cena advances.
14:47Here is your winner, John Cena.
14:51John Cena advances to SmackDown.
14:54The Kronos are the number one contenders for the next week
14:57versus Chris Pratt.
14:59Full-blooded Italians, the FBI, ambushing and attacking
15:03The Undertaker.
15:04Cena picking up the scraps.
15:05The FBI promised revenge last week.
15:08They picked their spot this week.
15:09And the FBI even got Nathan Jones out of the damn building
15:13so they could get the hell out of The Undertaker.
15:15At the end of the day, Cole, the bottom line is this.
15:18John Cena, next week, will be facing Chris Pratt.
15:22He's the number one contender.
15:24God bless you.
15:27Good night from Chicago.