2022 Shattered Fantasies HOT MOVIE
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00:00:30Why did you do it?
00:00:50Oh my God!
00:01:01Fuck!
00:01:05Yeah, yeah!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:17Yeah!
00:01:18Dennis?
00:01:19Are you almost done?
00:01:21Just give me one second.
00:01:22Okay, I need to get in there.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:24Life is difficult at the bottom of the food chain.
00:01:25Unluckily for the rabbit, it's over quickly.
00:01:26You know it's all fake, right?
00:01:27An easy meal for the faster, more powerful predator.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29Those documentaries.
00:01:30I mean, it's all fake.
00:01:31It's all set up.
00:01:32Yeah, probably.
00:01:33I like to watch them anyway.
00:01:34Yeah.
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00:01:49I like to watch them anyway.
00:01:50The predator moving on to find his next meal.
00:01:51It's unfortunate, but the rules of nature state it's survival of the fittest.
00:01:52Oh my God!
00:01:53Fuck.
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00:02:14Fucking.
00:02:15Bye.
00:02:16Hey, neighbor.
00:02:17Amy?
00:02:20I'll see you tonight, okay?
00:02:47Okay.
00:03:07Morning, Stacey.
00:03:18I'm super behind today. I need these inputted into the system and scanned for errors by lunch.
00:03:23Well, that's not really my job.
00:03:25It's not?
00:03:26No.
00:03:27Dennis, you don't want to sit at this desk forever, right?
00:03:29No.
00:03:30Well, I'm the guy who makes the decisions on who moves up and who stays at little desk limbo.
00:03:37So, uh, do me a solid. It won't be forgotten.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:49I need somebody to stay late and finish those up.
00:04:19I can't.
00:04:21What do you mean you can't?
00:04:23Well, isn't there somebody else that can do it?
00:04:25Everybody else has plans.
00:04:28Well, what if I have plans?
00:04:33Okay.
00:04:35Atta boy. Lock up when you leave.
00:04:49How was your day?
00:05:12It was good. How was yours?
00:05:14Good.
00:05:16Um, I got some paint samples for the spare room if you want to look at them.
00:05:22Whatever you're doing there is okay with me.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:31Oh, the sink was backing up again, so I think I'm going to call a plumber tomorrow.
00:05:37You don't have to do that. I'll do it.
00:05:42Are you sure?
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:45I'll take care of it as we come.
00:05:48Oh. Okay.
00:06:15When he's eating his food, only then are the eyes wide open.
00:06:27Alright, I'm heading to bed.
00:06:30Oh, okay. Maybe I'll join you.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:54Well, goodnight.
00:06:57Goodnight.
00:06:58Goodnight.
00:07:14Hey neighbor!
00:07:20So either we have dolls...
00:07:25Hey neighbor!
00:07:28Oh!
00:07:34Hey neighbor!
00:07:38Hey neighbor!
00:07:41Hey neighbor!
00:07:43Hey neighbor!
00:07:54Hey, what's up?
00:07:56Oh, um, I'm sorry. I'll get you some more tomorrow, okay?
00:08:01Well, what am I supposed to eat?
00:08:04I don't know.
00:08:06Here, wait. You can have some toast. There you go.
00:08:10Toast?
00:08:16Hey neighbor!
00:08:18Bill! Amy!
00:08:19Are we still on for the barbecue tomorrow?
00:08:21Uh, I don't know, I think...
00:08:23Of course we're still on! Can't wait!
00:08:26Great!
00:08:30Love you.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:41Do we really have to do this?
00:08:44Come on! It's gonna be fun!
00:08:49No it won't. You know it won't.
00:08:52Okay, we've lived here for how long now?
00:08:56And we don't even know these people!
00:08:59It's gonna be fun to make some friends!
00:09:02Okay, I'll go get that, and you fire up the grill, okay?
00:09:10Hi! Potato salad!
00:09:13Oh, hey guys!
00:09:15Thank you so much for inviting us! It was so sweet of you!
00:09:18Look who I convinced to hang out with the cool kids!
00:09:23And Mrs. Brick?
00:09:25Oh, uh, Catherine, please.
00:09:28Catherine?
00:09:30Mrs. Brick is fine.
00:09:33Whoa, hey! Don't press down on them, it makes all the juices come out.
00:09:37And, uh, hey, don't flip them over and over either. That's a myth about the Evenseer.
00:09:42Know how to cook a burger, Bill?
00:09:43Hey, I'm gonna be in Europe all summer, okay?
00:09:46This might be the last decent burger I get for a while, so I want it to be right.
00:09:50The whole summer?
00:09:52Yeah, yeah. You know, we're not getting any younger, right?
00:09:55I figure it's the right time.
00:09:57I had a couple good years financially, so I mean, I got the money, right?
00:10:01You know, one of the best times I had in my life was this backpacking trip I took when I was in college.
00:10:05Oh, God, the women! And they love Americans.
00:10:16So, uh, you're the adventurous type.
00:10:19Yeah, sure. Are we all?
00:10:22Guess not.
00:10:24What, you never wanted to try new things?
00:10:35Nope.
00:10:37Huh. Well, you better get on it, buddy. Life is gonna pass you by.
00:10:47So, Connor, are you looking forward to your trip?
00:10:50Yeah, I'm not going.
00:10:52No?
00:10:54Nah, he's headed to college in a couple years, so I figure it's time for him to have a little responsibility, you know?
00:10:59Hey, he's earned it.
00:11:01Oh, yeah?
00:11:02Yeah. 4.0 GPA, top-ranked wrestler in his class, right?
00:11:07Class president. I mean, you tell me.
00:11:09That kid is perfect.
00:11:11Schools are breaking down the doors already.
00:11:14He's gonna be a leader of men someday.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:18Hey, and Amy and I would appreciate it if you'd keep an eye on him while we're gone.
00:11:21You know, just poke your head in once in a while, make sure he hasn't burned the house down.
00:11:24Sure.
00:11:26So, if you ever want to come over and hang out, you know, play video games, whatever.
00:11:31The store's always open.
00:11:34Thanks.
00:11:37So, um, you need another beer?
00:11:41Don't ask me stupid questions.
00:11:56Hi. Is, uh, Connor here?
00:12:01Who?
00:12:03Connor. He invited me.
00:12:07Oh, Connor! Yeah! Connor, come on in!
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:14Connor?
00:12:16Yeah. Sarah.
00:12:19Nice.
00:12:25Can I get you a soda or something?
00:12:27There's burgers. They're almost done.
00:12:29No, thank you.
00:12:35Well.
00:12:40Yeah, I mean, the beaches in Europe are glorious, you know?
00:12:44The girls are all topless.
00:12:46Hey, you'd kill it.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:50Oh, burgers are done. I got it.
00:12:52What?
00:12:54Who's that?
00:12:56Oh, friend of Connor's? I don't know.
00:13:01She's cute.
00:13:03Is she?
00:13:05Yeah. Lucky guy.
00:13:12Yeah, I guess.
00:13:15So, you're starting to remodel?
00:13:18What?
00:13:24Why didn't we think of that, Dennis?
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:29What?
00:13:32Hi, Mr. Beck.
00:13:35Uh, Dennis!
00:13:37What's all this Mr. Breck stuff?
00:13:40Okay, Dennis.
00:13:43Do you mind if I go get a beer?
00:13:45Sure.
00:13:47Thanks.
00:13:48Mr. Breck stuff.
00:13:50Okay, Dennis.
00:13:52Do you mind if I go in the house and use the restroom?
00:13:55Uh, yeah. Yeah, make yourself at home.
00:13:58Just, of course.
00:14:00I just didn't want to assume I could just go in.
00:14:09Let me help you.
00:14:11No, that's okay. No, it's my pleasure.
00:14:14Um, okay. Thanks.
00:14:19Thanks.
00:14:23So, Tara was pretty nice.
00:14:26Is she, uh, your girlfriend?
00:14:29I just met her today.
00:14:31Really?
00:14:33You guys seem pretty familiar already.
00:14:36That's why she's here.
00:14:38What?
00:14:41I met her in the hooked-up bath.
00:14:44What's the hooked-up bath?
00:14:45I don't know.
00:14:48See,
00:14:50there's this app.
00:14:52You just upload a photo of yourself
00:14:54and a description of what you're looking for.
00:14:56The girl likes what she sees.
00:14:58You just, you know.
00:15:00What?
00:15:02Yeah, basically.
00:15:04No strings attached.
00:15:06Just hooking up.
00:15:08This can't be real.
00:15:10It's very real.
00:15:12Well, what about, like,
00:15:13dating and relationships?
00:15:16You know, making a connection.
00:15:18Aren't you interested in something like that?
00:15:20Yeah, maybe someday.
00:15:22But for now,
00:15:24we're all just looking for the same thing.
00:15:27Why waste time with anything else?
00:15:30Plus,
00:15:32it's better than watching porn.
00:15:35Right.
00:15:37You would call me old-fashioned,
00:15:39but maybe I want to know the person I'm sleeping with.
00:15:41You know,
00:15:43you can't just hook up with a stranger like that.
00:15:45Have you ever tried it?
00:15:47No.
00:15:49Well, then you don't know what you're capable of.
00:15:52We're basically just animals.
00:15:54Eat, fuck, and fight.
00:15:56It's all we know how to do.
00:15:58It's a little bit more complicated than that.
00:16:01Maybe, but I haven't seen it.
00:16:04It's purely physical and just sex after all.
00:16:07There's no love to it or anything.
00:16:09It's not a big deal.
00:16:10What are you, like 12?
00:16:12You don't know what you're fucking talking about.
00:16:15Hey, are you ready?
00:16:19You're probably right.
00:16:22I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:16:41What?
00:16:43What's your problem?
00:16:46It's just that little punk kid.
00:16:48What's his name?
00:16:49Conrad.
00:16:51Connor?
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:54You know, like, tried to be cool.
00:16:56Tried to be his friend.
00:16:58But he was just so smug, you know?
00:17:00So arrogant.
00:17:01It was irritating.
00:17:03Really?
00:17:05The son of the world's most perfect parents?
00:17:07I find that hard to believe.
00:17:10I heard some of the things he was saying.
00:17:12Like what?
00:17:15Just, never mind, okay?
00:17:17But let's just say that I should have popped him one.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:22Um, well, can you, can you pop this back over to Amy for me?
00:17:28I'm serious.
00:17:30One punch, that's all I need.
00:17:32I'd knock him out.
00:17:40Okay.
00:18:10Shh.
00:18:40Ah!
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:44Ah!
00:18:46Ah!
00:18:48Ah!
00:18:50Ah!
00:18:52Ah!
00:18:54Ah!
00:18:56Ah!
00:19:10Ah!
00:19:12Ah!
00:19:14Ah!
00:19:16Ah!
00:19:20Holy God!
00:20:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:20:40This is stupid
00:20:47Hey Do you have a copy of the Matrix Reports?
00:21:06Oh, uh, yeah. Of course.
00:21:10Thanks. Can you give me a hand with these? I'm having trouble inputting them.
00:21:14Yeah. Of course.
00:21:36What are you doing?
00:22:06Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:22:36God damn it.
00:22:56Oh, hey.
00:22:58Hey.
00:23:00Hey, did you check the mail? I'm going to go check the mail room. I need to check the mail room.
00:23:03Oh, wait, wait, wait. First, can you...
00:23:33I'm going to go check the mail room.
00:23:57I'm going to go check the mail room.
00:24:12What?
00:24:32Who's Ava?
00:24:35Dennis?
00:24:37Dennis?
00:24:40Are you still with us?
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:47We were talking about the sex app that you downloaded.
00:24:52Yeah.
00:24:54Do you want to talk about it?
00:25:00I was just curious.
00:25:02That's it.
00:25:04I never cheated on you.
00:25:06I swear.
00:25:08Then why did you download the app at all?
00:25:18We've been married for a little while now and things aren't exciting anymore.
00:25:29First got married, right?
00:25:32I mean, it was like I hit the jackpot.
00:25:34I mean, look, she was beautiful and she was young and she was into me.
00:25:44I mean, I couldn't believe it. I don't get lucky like that.
00:25:52But now, it's like she doesn't even care anymore.
00:25:58There's a whole world out there.
00:26:02Just wild stuff, crazy stuff, crazy sex stuff.
00:26:08I mean, it's all over the place and art.
00:26:11Sex life is just...
00:26:14Wow.
00:26:16I feel like I'm missing something.
00:26:19We never do it anymore.
00:26:21And when we do, it's like you're bored.
00:26:24I mean, do you even like it?
00:26:26Sometimes.
00:26:29Real girls don't have screaming orgasms like the ones in your videos.
00:26:34You don't think I know what you're doing in the bathroom every morning?
00:26:38God, you spend more time in there than I do.
00:26:40Well, you know what? It doesn't take a lot of time to not do your hair and makeup.
00:26:43Okay, okay. Well, why don't we just take a little breath here, okay?
00:26:50So, Dennis, do you watch pornography?
00:26:55Yes.
00:26:58What is it that compels you to watch these movies?
00:27:05It's a release.
00:27:09Because it's satisfying.
00:27:13Because it's sexy.
00:27:16God, I wish I could fuck like that.
00:27:19Like what?
00:27:23Savagely.
00:27:26You know, without consequences.
00:27:32I mean, nobody gets hurt.
00:27:35I mean, everybody's satisfied.
00:27:38It's perfect.
00:27:40It's amazing.
00:27:42You can have anything you want right when you want it.
00:27:46And when I'm watching those movies, it's like I'm...
00:27:50It's like I'm watching everything that I will never be.
00:27:53And you can't have that with Catherine?
00:27:59Did you know that he felt this way?
00:28:01No.
00:28:03So, clearly, this is not a sex issue.
00:28:06This is a communications issue.
00:28:09It can be really hard to express your needs to someone that you love.
00:28:13It can make you feel vulnerable.
00:28:16I mean, once it's out there, it's hard to take it back.
00:28:20Exactly.
00:28:21Exactly.
00:28:23So, I have something that just might help.
00:28:34What I want you to do is write down a fantasy, each of you.
00:28:44Keep it simple. Start small.
00:28:52Put it in a box.
00:29:01And blindly pull one out.
00:29:22Jesus.
00:29:25This...
00:29:26No, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:29:28Don't cover up.
00:29:31You look amazing.
00:29:32Really?
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:45What's wrong?
00:29:47What's wrong?
00:29:56That would be different, you know?
00:29:59You dressed up like that.
00:30:02But it's the same.
00:30:04It's always just the same.
00:30:17It's not you, okay?
00:30:20I just...
00:30:22I mean, maybe I just built it too big in my mind, you know?
00:30:26I just wanted something crazy and wild and just...
00:30:32I'm the one who fucked up, not you.
00:30:36What does that mean?
00:30:39I don't know. Just maybe...
00:30:41Maybe we're just not the kind of people that are meant for this kind of thing.
00:30:44Maybe we're just...
00:30:48boring.
00:31:11What?
00:31:41Fuck.
00:32:11What the fuck?
00:32:32What is that?
00:32:35It smells amazing.
00:32:37It's glass.
00:32:39And what is that?
00:32:42I don't know.
00:32:43We haven't tried it before.
00:32:46Oh, you fancy.
00:33:01Hey, Dennis.
00:33:03Looking good today.
00:33:04Do something new with your hair?
00:33:07Uh...
00:33:08Actually, I've been working out lately.
00:33:12Like, a lot.
00:33:14Well, keep it up.
00:33:16I am too.
00:33:21Stacy!
00:33:23Get in here!
00:33:25I gotta go deal with that.
00:33:36What?
00:33:53Here, come on.
00:33:56Are you sure there's no one here?
00:33:58Yes, I'm sure.
00:33:59Here.
00:34:06Let's do this.
00:34:13Uh, yes.
00:34:14Can you step into my office, please?
00:34:24You wanted to see me, sir?
00:34:29Uh, yeah.
00:34:30I've been, uh...
00:34:31going over your work here and, uh...
00:34:33it's unacceptable.
00:34:35Oh, no, I'm so sorry, sir.
00:34:37I did the best that I could.
00:34:39Well, I'm afraid that the best that you could isn't good enough.
00:34:43I'm gonna have to fire you.
00:34:45Oh, please, please don't fire me, sir.
00:34:48Is there anything that I can do?
00:34:51I'm sorry.
00:34:52Nothing I can think of.
00:34:55You're fired.
00:34:57There's...
00:34:58nothing that you can think of?
00:35:01There might be something.
00:35:15Shit, shit!
00:35:30You said that no one was here!
00:35:31Shh!
00:35:39Fuck!
00:36:00Fuck!
00:36:11Man, what the hell are you doing back here?
00:36:13Yeah, I thought I saw some lights on.
00:36:14I came to check it out.
00:36:15Yeah, ain't nothing happening back here.
00:36:16Let's go!
00:36:31Fuck.
00:36:38Well, somebody was in here!
00:36:40There wasn't a fucking tornado in my office!
00:36:44Proof!
00:36:45I'm looking right at it!
00:36:48Yeah?
00:36:49Well, maybe you should get better security guards, asshole!
00:37:01Hey, Dan, if someone needs you to take care of this for me today,
00:37:04I'm just not up for it.
00:37:06No!
00:37:12Excuse me?
00:37:14No.
00:37:16I got my own stuff to do.
00:37:17I can't be carrying you two.
00:37:20Please.
00:37:21You couldn't handle my job.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26Playing with my phone all day?
00:37:28Pushing my work onto everybody else?
00:37:31I can handle your job.
00:37:33Well, what if I was to write you up, huh?
00:37:39What if I was to fire you?
00:37:41For what?
00:37:48Insubordination.
00:37:51Insubordination.
00:37:53Insubordination.
00:37:56You file that report with HR.
00:37:59And you explain to them why I'm being insubordinate for not doing your fucking job.
00:38:12Back to work.
00:38:14It was like something out of a movie!
00:38:17I'm so worked up right now, can you feel my heart beating?
00:38:20I just want to...
00:38:21Here, come on, let's do something out of the fantasy books right now.
00:38:24Something wild.
00:38:27Um...
00:38:28Now?
00:38:30I was thinking that we could slow it down for a little bit.
00:38:33Slow it down?
00:38:34Slowing it down is the exact opposite of what we should be doing right now.
00:38:38I've never felt like this before.
00:38:40I don't want to stop now.
00:38:42This is when we push it, push it as far as we can.
00:38:45What?
00:38:47I'm going to drive this car off a fucking cliff!
00:38:51No consequences.
00:39:00Hey, Connor!
00:39:04Oh, hey, Mr. Baker.
00:39:06I'm sorry I haven't stopped by lately, you know?
00:39:08I told your dad that I'd be looking after you.
00:39:10It's all good, I don't need anyone to look after me.
00:39:13I know that.
00:39:14I don't think you're a child.
00:39:15I just didn't want you to think that I had abandoned you, that's it.
00:39:17It's all cool, really.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:19You know what?
00:39:20Why don't you come over this afternoon?
00:39:22Yeah, we'll order out, it'll be great.
00:39:24I can't, I've got plans.
00:39:26Oh.
00:39:27Well, that's too bad.
00:39:29Actually, I know my parents asked you to check in on me and all, but...
00:39:34I was going to invite a couple of friends over tomorrow night.
00:39:37You going to make a party?
00:39:39Not a party, just like a couple of close friends, just hanging out, you know?
00:39:45I figured you'd be cool with it.
00:39:47Oh, yeah, I'm cool with it.
00:39:49Yeah, I'm cool with it, no problem.
00:39:51Awesome.
00:39:52Just don't want anyone calling the cops on me or anything, you know?
00:39:55Yeah, I don't want to ruin my parents' vacation.
00:39:57Yeah, I know.
00:39:59Some of the neighbors are kind of lame.
00:40:01Listen, have it at my house.
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Yeah, we'll use the pool, we'll grill out, it'll be perfect.
00:40:08Really?
00:40:09Yeah, that way I can keep an eye on you.
00:40:11You know what I mean?
00:40:12No one's going to call the cops at my house.
00:40:14Um, I don't know.
00:40:17I just don't want to be like an inconvenience to y'all or anything.
00:40:20Are you sure Mrs. Brick's cool with it?
00:40:23What, Catherine?
00:40:25Catherine's cool with it, man.
00:40:28You know what?
00:40:29I insist.
00:40:30Yeah, if you're having the party, you're having it at my house.
00:40:35Okay, I guess.
00:40:37All right.
00:40:38Thanks.
00:40:39Sure.
00:40:40Hey, it's better this way.
00:40:42Trust me.
00:41:08Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on.
00:41:16You need to relax.
00:41:17How am I supposed to relax?
00:41:18There are children drinking alcohol in my house right now.
00:41:21Like this.
00:41:25What, have you grown out of fun?
00:41:26No, I don't.
00:41:27Come on, come on, just one shot.
00:41:29Please?
00:41:36Come on, one more.
00:41:39One more.
00:41:41One more.
00:41:42Just one more.
00:41:47Please?
00:42:02Sarah.
00:42:04You came.
00:42:06Yeah, well, after Connor told me that you personally extended your mutation,
00:42:11how could I say no?
00:42:17Come in.
00:42:19There's food and drinks.
00:42:20Just make yourself at home.
00:42:28You all right?
00:42:29Huh?
00:42:31Are you all right?
00:42:32You looked a little stressed out.
00:42:35Is it that obvious?
00:42:38Look, I can get all these people out of here if that's what you want.
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43No, that's not necessary.
00:42:45You sure?
00:42:46It's not a problem.
00:42:47Yeah, I mean, Dennis is having fun, so it's fine.
00:42:55What about you?
00:42:57What about me?
00:42:59You having fun?
00:43:03Not exactly.
00:43:08Yeah, me either.
00:43:14Aren't these your friends?
00:43:16What?
00:43:17I thought you knew them.
00:43:21You know, you're allowed to enjoy yourself every once in a while.
00:43:26Well, I know.
00:43:29I've just had a lot on my mind lately.
00:43:31Like what?
00:43:36You don't want to know.
00:43:37Okay.
00:43:40Well, tell me something I do want to know.
00:43:48Like what?
00:43:50I don't know.
00:43:51Anything.
00:43:53Whatever you want.
00:43:58Did Dennis send you over here to talk to me?
00:44:03No.
00:44:04Why would he do that?
00:44:07Never mind.
00:44:11Wait, you're telling me that you're a cheerleader?
00:44:13Really?
00:44:14What about that is so hard to believe?
00:44:17I don't know.
00:44:19Cheerleaders always just seem so prissy.
00:44:24Really?
00:44:30I'm glad you came.
00:44:33I didn't think I was going to get to see you again.
00:44:35Yeah, well, from what I've heard, you've seen quite a bit of me.
00:44:38No, no, no, it's okay, really.
00:44:40It's fine.
00:44:42I kind of liked it.
00:44:43Really?
00:44:44I mean, yeah.
00:44:46Never done that before.
00:44:48You know, had somebody watch me.
00:44:51Chalk it up to new experiences.
00:44:55Got to keep it fresh.
00:44:57It was definitely hot, though, being watched.
00:45:01Really?
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:03I can add it to my profile.
00:45:05Exhibitionist.
00:45:08Well, you see, there's this app.
00:45:09Oh, I know about the app.
00:45:11You do?
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13I, um, signed up for it.
00:45:18You scoundrel.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:22Wait, does Catherine know?
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:25Hey, we're cool.
00:45:28You know, I mean, we're married, but we still party.
00:45:34Lucky dog.
00:45:39Graduation's a couple years away.
00:45:41That's exciting.
00:45:43I guess.
00:45:44I mean, it'd be nice to finally get out of here.
00:45:47I just don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:45:50Well, you know, I graduated many years ago now,
00:45:55and I still don't know what I want to do with my life, either.
00:45:59But that's life, though, you know?
00:46:01You just try new things, and if you don't like it,
00:46:03you can move on to something else, so.
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:07Like, my dad wants me to go to college, of course.
00:46:11But why?
00:46:13What's the point?
00:46:14Everyone goes to college.
00:46:16But you have to go to college.
00:46:18Why?
00:46:19You went to college, right?
00:46:21Yes.
00:46:22What'd you study?
00:46:24Social work.
00:46:26Why?
00:46:27Because I wanted to help people.
00:46:31See, that's awesome.
00:46:35I want to make a difference, too, you know?
00:46:37I don't want to be locked down in some job that I hate forever
00:46:41or obsessed about things like my house or my lawn.
00:46:48Well, what do you have in mind, then?
00:46:53I'm just thinking about joining the Peace Corps.
00:46:57Oh, that's so admirable.
00:47:02It's actually really nice hearing someone your age
00:47:06thinking about more than, like, likes and followers and shares.
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:15It's cool.
00:47:18Well, I think you're cool.
00:47:21Seriously, seriously.
00:47:23I can't talk like this in front of my friends.
00:47:30Okay, well, I need another drink, so.
00:47:38This was fun.
00:47:40I'm glad you came.
00:47:42Me, too.
00:47:44So you're good to drive, right?
00:47:46Because you could totally crash here.
00:47:47I have a futon in the spare room.
00:47:49No thank you, but really, I had fun.
00:47:52Okay.
00:48:07Hello.
00:48:08We're together.
00:48:10Well, I think I had one too many.
00:48:13I'm going to go ahead and head to bed.
00:48:16Can I help clean anything up?
00:48:20No, just leave everything there.
00:48:22I'll clean it up in the morning.
00:48:24You sure?
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:49He's a good guy.
00:48:52Oh, yeah.
00:48:53He's a great guy.
00:48:56Well, thanks for letting us party over here.
00:48:59Hopefully we didn't mess things up too much.
00:49:02Oh, no.
00:49:06Maybe I should start getting my friends out of here.
00:49:09Or at least the ones who are still awake anyways.
00:49:14Yeah, I would rather you guys just stay here
00:49:17than be out trying to drive right now, so.
00:49:22Okay, then.
00:49:25It was really nice talking to you.
00:49:28I guess I'll just see you around.
00:49:33Actually, I have something to show you.
00:49:38You want to come with me?
00:49:40Sure.
00:49:48What's going on?
00:49:52You all right?
00:50:23Mm.
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00:52:41I know.
00:52:42Uh, no.
00:52:43I'm not really feeling up to it.
00:52:47Kind of under the weather, you know.
00:52:52Oh, okay.
00:52:54Yeah.
00:52:55Sorry.
00:52:56Sorry.
00:53:08It's almost ready.
00:53:14Well, you remember that cool Filipino market we went to?
00:53:18I got some tequino.
00:53:26Here.
00:53:35It's alright.
00:53:37It's just alright?
00:53:38Yeah.
00:53:40Well, if you don't like it, I can make you something else.
00:53:43I also got some...
00:53:44No, you know what?
00:53:46Can you just get me some cereal or something?
00:53:49You don't want that. They've been in there for weeks now.
00:53:52It's stale.
00:53:53I really don't mind making you something.
00:53:55It's fine.
00:53:57Really.
00:54:00Okay, okay. That's what you want.
00:54:03Huh?
00:54:24Is everything okay?
00:54:30It's fine.
00:54:33This is exactly what I wanted.
00:54:55Dennis?
00:54:58Dennis!
00:54:59Dennis!
00:55:01We're getting a little behind out here.
00:55:03I was thinking about asking somebody to stay.
00:55:11Yeah, I'll stay.
00:55:14Really?
00:55:16Yeah, that's fine. I'll do it.
00:55:19I don't have anywhere else to go tonight.
00:55:29Okay.
00:55:40Okay, yes.
00:55:41See, it says here that you have to go to college.
00:55:43That's if I want to be a boss or something.
00:55:46I'm just looking to be a grunt for now.
00:55:49What's going on?
00:55:51Oh, hey!
00:55:52Connor and I were just going over the requirements for the Peace Corps.
00:55:55Hey, Dennis.
00:55:57Yeah, I'm sorry, you said you were going to be late
00:55:59and I didn't want all this food to go to waste, so I...
00:56:01Hey, without me?
00:56:02No, no, there should be enough left for you.
00:56:06Sorry, I guess I got a little carried away.
00:56:09I've just been working out so much lately that I've been hungry all the time.
00:56:13Oh, no, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was all gone.
00:56:16Oh, with that young metabolism, you have to enjoy it while you can.
00:56:20Suddenly, a new line makes a play for the alpha.
00:56:23There will be no negotiations here.
00:56:25A fight is inevitable.
00:56:27They clash in a brutal display of violence and aggression
00:56:30unmatched anywhere else in nature.
00:56:32They both know what is at stake.
00:56:34The loser...
00:56:35Dennis!
00:56:37Yeah?
00:56:38Why don't you turn off the TV for a minute and come in here?
00:56:42Let me look at this.
00:56:44Well, I think I have something you'll like more.
00:56:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:01I'm just distracted, that's all.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:06Um...
00:57:08I'm sorry.
00:57:09Oh.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:12Um...
00:57:14Well, maybe, maybe I can, um...
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Just...
00:57:23And you know what?
00:57:24To tell you the truth, this...
00:57:25This isn't doing it for me.
00:57:30Oh, um...
00:57:33Okay, uh...
00:57:34Well, it...
00:57:36It was in the box.
00:57:39Yeah, well, it's just not working.
00:57:44Maybe you should just change.
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:54Dennis!
00:58:00Dennis!
00:58:06Dennis!
00:58:10Dennis!
00:58:12What?
00:58:14What is going on with you?
00:58:15Your performance here lately...
00:58:16Go ahead and excuse me for a second.
00:58:18I don't feel very well.
00:58:40What?
00:58:44What?
00:58:45No, wait, just...
00:58:46Fuck!
00:58:47For one second, just wait!
00:58:48Wait!
00:58:52Fuck!
00:58:59Fuck!
00:59:09Fuck!
00:59:39Fuck!
00:59:59Oh, hey, sweetie.
01:00:01You're home early.
01:00:03Actually, I have something I have to talk to you about.
01:00:05What's up?
01:00:09What's he doing here?
01:00:10Oh, Connor is fixing the pipe underneath the sink.
01:00:14It's all good under here.
01:00:16Shouldn't have any more problems with her.
01:00:20With her?
01:00:23The sink.
01:00:26Later.
01:00:31So, what did you need to talk to me about?
01:00:39Nothing.
01:00:42I just didn't feel very well.
01:00:43I had to leave early, that's all.
01:00:45Oh, well, you look a little flush.
01:00:49You don't feel warm, though.
01:00:54Yeah, it's probably nothing.
01:00:57Okay, well, why don't you have a seat and I'll make you some tea, okay?
01:01:03Okay?
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:24So, Connor fixed the sink.
01:01:27Yeah, it looks like it.
01:01:31No more backups, then?
01:01:34Nope.
01:01:36Sounds pretty handy.
01:01:40I suppose.
01:01:44So, did you call him or did he just...
01:01:48No, no, I just ran into him randomly outside.
01:01:53I must have mentioned it and he volunteered to come over and help.
01:01:58Yeah.
01:01:59You just randomly met him outside?
01:02:03Yeah, randomly.
01:02:07I could have fixed that sink.
01:02:11I just...
01:02:13I've just been busy, that's all.
01:02:17I know that.
01:02:19It's just a sink.
01:02:21It's not very hard.
01:02:22I could have fixed it!
01:02:23It's not very hard.
01:02:24I could have fixed it!
01:02:30The trunkfish is a strictly monogamous species.
01:02:33The females pair with a male, lay their eggs, and wait patiently for their partner to fertilize.
01:02:39However, sometimes, once the eggs are laid, a different male, taking advantage of a vulnerable situation,
01:02:45secretly fertilizes the eggs himself, producing a cuckold in the process.
01:02:50The new male's legacy will live on, while the monogamous male's lineage sadly, and unbeknownst to him, comes to an end.
01:02:57I don't know what to do anymore.
01:03:00It's like, since he got laid off, he just wants to sit around the house all day on his phone.
01:03:08Yeah, it's gotta be hard, losing his job at his age.
01:03:14Okay, I know, I know we probably seem ancient to you, but we're not that old.
01:03:20Well, you're not.
01:03:21You're super chill.
01:03:23Dennis...
01:03:27He tries too hard.
01:03:30Not everyone can be perfect like your parents.
01:03:33My parents?
01:03:34You think the fucking pillhead Amy's my mom?
01:03:39Pillhead?
01:03:40Yeah, it's a dude's third wife.
01:03:42Third?
01:03:44Are you serious?
01:03:45Trust me, my parents are far from perfect.
01:03:56Man, Connor, start spending any more time, you're about to start charging me rent.
01:04:01Yeah, I was about to head out anyways.
01:04:04Good.
01:04:06Yeah, good.
01:04:09Yeah, good.
01:04:13Later, Kathy.
01:04:18Kathy.
01:04:31You two seem to be getting pretty close.
01:04:34He's a nice kid, and he's just looking for a little guidance.
01:04:38His parents aren't giving it to him.
01:04:42And I think that he sees us as, like, you know, contemporaries.
01:04:50Us?
01:04:53Or you?
01:04:56He has a ton of respect for you.
01:04:58He talks about you all the time.
01:05:01I bet he does.
01:05:03I bet he's just touting my name so that no one will hear you.
01:05:08I don't want you hanging out with that kid anymore.
01:05:38Okay, if you don't want Connor over here anymore, I get it.
01:05:51Okay?
01:06:03Can...
01:06:05Can we make up now?
01:06:09Just...
01:06:11I'm not in the mood.
01:06:13No?
01:06:15Not at all?
01:06:17No.
01:06:21We can pull something out of the box if you want to.
01:06:26Stop it.
01:06:32What's the matter with you?
01:06:35I'm fine.
01:06:39You're not fine, Dennis.
01:06:41You won't touch me.
01:06:44Like, you won't even look at me.
01:06:58I fucking knew this was gonna happen.
01:07:01I knew this was gonna happen.
01:07:06Look, I'm fine.
01:07:09Okay?
01:07:10Really.
01:07:12I'm fine.
01:07:17You know what?
01:07:18I got a new idea for us.
01:07:24What is it?
01:07:26It's something I've been dying to try.
01:07:32Okay, okay, well, just put it in the box.
01:07:34No.
01:07:35Now.
01:07:36We have to do it now.
01:07:37We have to do it now.
01:07:38Come on.
01:07:39Come on.
01:07:43No, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:44Come on.
01:07:45Come on.
01:07:46No, no, no.
01:07:47This is gonna be just how you've always wanted it.
01:07:51Dennis, just give me it.
01:07:53Okay, just wait.
01:07:57Dennis, stop.
01:08:07Come on.
01:08:09Dennis, stop.
01:08:10Stop it.
01:08:11Get the fuck off me.
01:08:12Get the fuck off me.
01:08:14What?
01:08:16I thought that's what you wanted.
01:08:17You're fucking sick.
01:08:19I'm sick?
01:08:21I'm not the one who fucked the child.
01:08:23What is it about this kid?
01:08:25I want to know why he can make you cum and I can't.
01:08:28What is it about this kid that makes you hum so hard?
01:08:32He treats me like I'm a fucking human being, not just some fucking hole to shove things into.
01:08:37That's what you wanted.
01:08:39You knew what you were asking me to do.
01:08:42You wanted to do it.
01:08:43You know you wanted to do it and you did it.
01:08:45And you liked it more than you liked it with me.
01:08:47If you have any regrets, that is your fault.
01:08:51I can't even look at you anymore.
01:08:53Just get the fuck out.
01:08:54Get the fuck out.
01:08:55Just get the fuck out of my house.
01:08:56Fuck you.
01:08:57Fuck you.
01:08:58Get the fuck out.
01:09:03Fuck you.
01:09:29Hey, Tara!
01:09:30Hey, Dennis.
01:09:31What a coincidence, huh?
01:09:33Where you been?
01:09:34Cheer practice just started for the summer, so it's been taking up a lot of my time.
01:09:39Yeah, I don't think I've seen you since the party at my house.
01:09:41I think you're right, actually, yeah.
01:09:43That was a crazy night, huh?
01:09:45Did it get crazy?
01:09:47Yeah, things got pretty wild.
01:09:49You should have stuck around.
01:09:51Oh, okay.
01:09:53Cool.
01:09:54Yeah, it was filled with those new experiences you like, you know?
01:09:58It was filled with those new experiences you like, you know what I'm talking about?
01:10:01I'm sorry?
01:10:03Remember when we were talking about new experiences?
01:10:06Remember?
01:10:07New experiences?
01:10:08New experiences?
01:10:09How's this for a new experience?
01:10:10Whoa, what the fuck?
01:10:11Wait, what?
01:10:12I thought that you were into this.
01:10:14I thought that you thought that-
01:10:15What do you know?
01:10:16Into you?
01:10:17Are you crazy?
01:10:18You act all sexy.
01:10:19You act all interested.
01:10:20You act like you're into me.
01:10:21And then if I put out, you don't give me anything.
01:10:22You're a fucking complete stranger.
01:10:24That is none of your business.
01:10:26Fucking slut.
01:10:27I'm a slut?
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:29Really?
01:10:30Get the fuck out of here.
01:10:31You're an old man coming up to the high school trying to find new girls to prey on?
01:10:34Really?
01:10:35What the fuck?
01:10:36I wonder how your wife would feel about that.
01:10:38Let's see how your wife likes that.
01:10:57Okay.
01:10:58Alright.
01:10:59Well, I'm gonna go look.
01:11:00I'll be right back.
01:11:01Alright.
01:11:02Let's go.
01:11:03Alright.
01:11:04Everybody out.
01:11:05Now.
01:11:06Everybody out.
01:11:07Everyone out.
01:11:08Let's go.
01:11:09Hey.
01:11:10Oh, what's happening here?
01:11:11Well, we're waiting for you.
01:11:12Oh, we're waiting for you.
01:11:13What are you waiting for?
01:11:14We're waiting for the car we're supposed to be at.
01:11:15I think you're right.
01:11:16I think you're right.
01:11:17I think you're right.
01:11:18I think you're right.
01:11:19So what do we do?
01:11:20No, no, no.
01:11:21No, no, no, no.
01:11:22Go in.
01:11:23Go in.
01:11:24You with her?
01:11:25I'll be right back.
01:11:26hey you shouldn't be here you don't get to pretend like you didn't do anything
01:11:37like nothing's wrong nothing is wrong you knew what this is about
01:11:43initially you've got a problem that's your fucking problem you ruined my life
01:11:49you have to fight me what because that's the way that it works those are the rules
01:12:09look my parents are on the way home right now and they're definitely gonna fuck up all
01:12:14our shit if they hurt what happens you have to fight me how about instead I call the cops
01:12:21and tell them that your wife fucked a 16 year old while you recorded it
01:12:31you can forget any of this ever happened
01:12:50motherfucker you can't just do whatever you want
01:13:17wasn't supposed to be like this wasn't supposed to be like any of this
01:15:17this is exactly what I wanted
01:15:44you
01:16:14you