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00:00Ask it again, come on, don't be a girl, ask it.
00:17Are we going to die this semester?
00:23You may rely on it.
00:30Well, Mr. Staley, you're the one who had the clever idea to act as your own attorney. What do you suggest I do with you?
00:36I thought you might release us.
00:39With a severe reprimand?
00:42Do I look like a moron, Mr. Staley?
00:52Man, I feel better.
00:59Today we're going for decent looking girls. We ain't going to get drunk. We're going to say all the things pretty girls like.
01:06Hello?
01:08We have a dark side and need women who'll understand our many emotional problems.
01:23We've got three days.
01:27Either we're going to come up with some sort of answer...
01:33Or we'll be dead.
01:36I think it's time for Professor Frank to take a little trip.
01:44That's it. We're all just young seeds ready to burst forth.
01:51My friend!
01:53Professor Frank, you're dead!
02:07Nothing like being totally wasted with loaded firearms, eh?
02:12Run!
02:18Two days on campus and we've already pretty much destroyed our lives for a year.
02:24And cows on the TV.
02:31I don't want to eat them.