• 3 months ago
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00:00Elmo loves Dorothy. Does Dorothy love Elmo?
00:09Elmo will take that as a yes.
00:14Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here. I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:20This story's about me, not him.
00:23Okay, you got it? Alright, we're going to move ahead. Sorry to slow you down.
00:28Two seconds here. I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:31This story's about me, not him.
00:34Okay, you got it? Alright, we're going to move ahead. Sorry to slow you down.
00:57This story's about me, not him.
01:02This story's about me, not him.
01:07This story's about me, not him.
01:12This story's about me, not him.
01:17This story's about me, not him.
01:22This story's about me, not him.
01:32Whoa.
01:35Where'd you come from, little guy?
01:38No touchy.
01:40Demon Llama!
01:42Demon Llama? Where?
01:44Demon Llama!
01:50Ow! My head.
01:52Okay, Demon Llama. Just take it easy. I mean you no harm.
01:58What are you talking about?
02:00Oh, wait. I know you. You're that whiny peasant.
02:05Emperor Kuzco?
02:07Yeah. Who do you think you were talking to?
02:10How did...
02:14...look like the Emperor?
02:16What do you mean, I don't look like the Emperor?
02:18Oh, this.
02:20What is this? Some kind of little game you country folk like to...
02:24It can't be!
02:28My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!
02:32Okay, okay, okay.
02:34Demon Llama!
02:36Llama face!
02:37What happened?
02:39I'm trying to figure that out, okay?
02:44Oh, I can't remember. I can't remember anything.
02:48Wait a minute. I remember you.
02:51I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was.
02:55And then you got mad at me.
02:57Oh!
02:59Then you turned me into a llama.
03:01What? No, I did not.
03:03Yes, and then you kidnapped me.
03:05Why would I kidnap a llama?
03:06I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
03:09What?
03:11You're right. That's giving you way too much credit.
03:14Okay, I have to get back to the palace.
03:17Yzma's got that secret lab.
03:20I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
03:23Hey, you. No time to waste. Let's go.
03:29Hey, Tiny. I want to get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now let's go.
03:35Build your summer house somewhere else.
03:39You want to run that by me again?
03:43I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else.
03:51I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer.
03:55I don't make deals with peasants!
03:58Then I guess I can't take you back.
04:01Fine. I don't need you. I can find my own way back.
04:04I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
04:07Nice try, pal.
04:09No, really. I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
04:13I'm not listening.
04:14I'm not kidding. Listen, you cannot go in there.
04:19Still not listening.
04:23Fine. Fine. Go ahead.
04:26There's no Kuzco. There's no Kuzco-topia takes care of my problem.
04:38Hmm.
04:46Scary jungle, right?
04:48Oh, a leaf. Oh, it might attack me.
04:51Oh, it's a scary tree. I'm afraid.
04:56Please never find my way. I'm the emperor.
04:59And as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
05:04Okay, where am I?
05:09What? What?
05:11Alfie! Alfie! Alfie!
05:17Hello.
05:19Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
05:30What do you want?
05:33Oh, for me? Why, I don't know what to say.
05:39Hit the road, Bucky.
05:45Ow!
06:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:05No, no, no, don't.
06:12Ha!
06:18No!
06:33No!
06:38You killer jaguar.
06:42Whoa!
07:03No!
07:06Don't worry, your highness, I got you. You're safe now.
07:13Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing,
07:16but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
07:20No, no, no, it's okay. This is all right. We can figure this out.
07:27I hate you.
07:32No!
07:55I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
07:58Uh-oh.
08:00Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
08:03Yep.
08:04Sharp rocks at the bottom?
08:05Most likely.
08:06Bring it on.
08:08Booyah!
08:31Yeah!
08:39Your highness. Your highness, can you hear me?
08:43Oh, boy.
08:45Come on, breathe.
08:47Breathe!
08:49Oh, I'm weak.
08:52All right.
09:05For the last time, it was not a kiss.
09:09Whatever you call it.
09:11It was disgusting.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:16Yes.
09:18Whatever you call it.
09:20It was disgusting.
09:22And if you would have done what I ordered you to do in the first place,
09:25we all could have been spared your little kiss of life.
09:31But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
09:34I'll have Yzma change me back,
09:36and then I'll start construction on Kuzco-topia.
09:39Oh, yeah.
09:40Okay, now look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
09:44Uh-huh.
09:45I just think if you really thought about it,
09:47you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
09:50And why would I do that?
09:53Because deep down I think you'll realize
09:56that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
10:00And that's...
10:02bad.
10:04Well, yeah.
10:06And nobody's that heartless.
10:09Hmm.
10:11Now take me back.
10:12What? Wait, wait!
10:13How can you be this way?
10:15All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
10:18Uh, yeah. Doy. Me.
10:20Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
10:22You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program.
10:25Eh, Pacha?
10:26You know what?
10:27Someday you're gonna wind up all alone.
10:29And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
10:32Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
10:34Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
10:38Looks to me like you're stuck out here.
10:41Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
10:47Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
10:54What?
10:55I didn't do anything.
10:57Somebody's throwing stuff.
10:59Are you gonna build a fire or what? What's going on?
11:02He's never gonna change his mind.
11:06How am I ever gonna get out of here?
11:11I just...
11:12I just...
11:13I just...
11:14I just...
11:18I just...
11:19I just...
11:20I just...
11:21I just...
11:22I just...
11:24I just...
11:25I just...
11:26I just...
11:27I just...
11:28I just...
11:29I just...
11:30I just...
11:31I just...
11:40That look on your face, I'll never erase, it makes me so...
11:45Stop!
11:46Leave!
11:47I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
11:50rat all this for a loaf of bread you've got to be kidding me
11:57you won't get away so easy you think that was easy
12:14you two over that way and you follow me with my tip morning ladies getting into
12:20trouble a little early today aren't we Aladdin trouble no way you're only in
12:26trouble if you get caught gotcha I'm in trouble
12:32perfect timing boo as usual
12:46ahead of the law men that's all that's no joke these guys don't appreciate our
12:52I blame parents except he hasn't got either
12:59just a little snack guys
13:03I can take a hint gotta face the facts
13:07you're my only friend Abu
13:09oh its that Aladdin since the bottom
13:11he's become a one man rising crime
13:13I blame parents except he hasn't gone on
13:15gotta use my mind
13:17gotta use my mind
13:19gotta use my mind
13:21Gotta eat to live, gotta still to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time
13:25One jump, ahead of the slowpokes
13:27One skip, ahead of my doom
13:29Next time, gotta use a nom de plume
13:33One jump, ahead of the hitmen
13:35One hit, ahead of the block
13:37I think I'll take a stroll around the block
13:40I'm the thief!
13:42Fandle!
13:43Abu!
13:44Fandle!
13:45Let's not be too hasty
13:49Do I think he's rather tasty?
13:53Gotta eat to live, gotta still to eat, otherwise we'd get along
13:59Get him!
14:07He's got a sword!
14:09You eat!
14:10We've all got swords!
14:19One jump, ahead of the monkeys
14:21One hop, ahead of the hunt
14:23One trick, ahead of disaster
14:25They're quick, but I'm much faster
14:27Here goes, better throw my hand in
14:29Wish me happy landing
14:30All I gotta do is jump!