Carry On Jatta ( Part 4 ) Punjabi Comedy Scenes
Carry On Jatta ( Part 4 )Punjabi Comedy Scenes |Gippy Grewal, Binnu Dhillon Jaswinder Bhalla
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00:08Let's eat with the hands of the one who makes the food.
00:11Uncle, polish the shoes.
00:13Let's do it.
00:14Let's eat with the hands of the one who makes the food.
00:16Hmm.
00:19I'm not a new tenant.
00:20I've been living here for 20 years.
00:21I'll polish the shoes.
00:22Then?
00:23Hold my hand.
00:24You're ashamed of yourself.
00:27My child is so low.
00:29What is it, Daddy?
00:30Where is Mahi?
00:31What is it?
00:32I'm asking you, where is Mahi?
00:33Mahi has gone shopping with her husband.
00:35She hasn't gone with her husband.
00:37She's out with our son-in-law.
00:39For God's sake, Daddy.
00:40If you're going to send a tenant, I'll do it.
00:42He's such a lowly son.
00:43And you?
00:44He's sleeping inside.
00:45I can't see my black pearls anymore.
00:48I've seen them with my own eyes.
00:50They were staring at each other.
00:52Oh, Daddy.
00:53What happened?
00:54Don't say such things.
00:55Good.
00:56My child can do such things.
00:57And I shouldn't say such things?
00:58He's sleeping inside.
00:59You can come and see for yourself.
01:07I told you, he's sleeping inside.
01:09Why did you tie my hands?
01:11You're a good son-in-law.
01:15Where were you half an hour ago?
01:17I was sleeping here.
01:19I came at 9 in the morning.
01:21You woke me up before time.
01:23I'll wake you up, Uncle.
01:25I didn't understand.
01:26What's the point?
01:27Listen to me, Daddy.
01:28I don't know.
01:29I was in a hurry.
01:30I didn't find the black pearls.
01:32I found them with Ritha.
01:33You woke me up for half an hour.
01:35Please.
01:36Please go.
01:37Please, Sister-in-law.
01:38Go with Sarjan.
01:39Who locked me inside?
01:40So that no one disturbs me.
01:42But why are you all dressed like CBI officers?
01:44Let me sleep.
01:45Go to sleep.
01:46But don't unlock the door.
01:47Where's the key?
01:48I'll break all the locks.
01:50Please let me sleep.
01:51Please.
01:52I'm very tired.
01:53Daddy, please go.
01:54Please.
01:57Please.
02:28Sat Sri Akal, everybody.
02:43Sorry for the inconvenience.
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06:49Billa.
06:50Billa.
07:21I'm going to be a star in the sky.
07:26Huh?
07:27Is there a fair here?
07:29How did I get here?
07:31I think I'll have to climb up and find out.
07:46What are you going to give my mother as a gift today?
07:49Son, I didn't go anywhere.
07:51I just dropped you here.
07:52Then why did you drop me here?
07:54I dropped you.
07:55Are you a fool?
07:56Aren't you listening to me?
07:57I told you I dropped you here before my wife did.
07:59I agree he's your son.
08:00But I'm not that crazy.
08:02Shh!
08:03Speak softly, little brother.
08:04I was just...
08:05What are you muttering?
08:06Now I know why you were in the lake.
08:09You dirty rascal.
08:10You're talking nonsense.
08:12I told you why I was in the lake.
08:14My brain was dry.
08:16Why did you bring her here at this hour?
08:18You...
08:19Daljeet, what are you doing here?
08:21I see.
08:22That's why I told you to go to bed early.
08:25Daljeet, you're mistaken.
08:26I didn't bring her here.
08:28Daddy did.
08:29He brought her here yesterday.
08:30Well done.
08:31Well done.
08:32Your father's name is Roshan.
08:34And you're defaming me.
08:36Daljeet, how do you know I come here every day?
08:39What do you know about me?
08:41I've climbed so many mountains,
08:42but I've never climbed a tree.
08:44Now I'll spend the night at the circus.
08:46What are you staring at?
08:48Get down and help your mother.
09:06Preet, listen to me.
09:08I wake up at 1.30 a.m.
09:10I wake up at 7 a.m.
09:11and I'm already laughing.
09:12What's his problem?
09:13Why don't you stand up and talk?
09:15I'm here to see the boy.
09:16Hello.
09:17What boy are you here to see?
09:18What do you think?
09:19He's a loser.
09:20Happy.
09:21Oh, hello.
09:22What kind of happy is he
09:24that you brought him here to make us sad?
09:26Happy.
09:27Loser.
09:28He must be making a lot of money there.
09:30No.
09:31We have a helicopter factory here.
09:33A sailboat.
09:34That's not true.
09:36We love you.
09:37And listen,
09:38if you don't marry someone else,
09:40I'll put a banana on my body
09:42and bring it under your car.
09:44I'm going to die,
09:45but no one's going to save me.
09:46I'll find out
09:47when you're going to die.
09:49I don't understand.
09:50Why are you running after me?
09:52I don't want to run away.
09:54I'm hungry.
09:55You don't listen to me.
09:56And hello.
09:57Listen to me.
09:58This is a serious matter.
10:00I'm requesting you.
10:01Don't do this to the boy.
10:02I've put a ringtone on my phone
10:04with your name on it.
10:06I love you.
10:09Honey, honey.
10:10Don't sing.
10:11Please.
10:12Okay.
10:13I swear,
10:14I'll never sing again.
10:15Just don't do this to the boy.
10:17Yes.
10:18And you'll be a bachelor all your life.
10:19You don't even talk to your parents.
10:21But parents...
10:23I mean,
10:24how long are we going to sit here?
10:26Let's wait for a few years.
10:27Honey,
10:28listen to me carefully.
10:30I'm not going to get married
10:31without my parents' permission.
10:32And if you really love me,
10:34take your dad
10:35and convince my parents.
10:37Otherwise,
10:38you'll have to face the consequences.
10:40You'll have to face the consequences.
10:45I'm not going to let you go
10:47to Jalandhar.
10:48I'm not going to let you go to Jalandhar.
10:52You'll have to find a way
10:53to stay in Jalandhar.
10:56That's all I wanted to say.
10:58That's all you wanted to say?
11:01Tell me the truth.
11:03Do I look crazy?
11:06Sometimes you look crazy
11:08but you don't look crazy.
11:09At least you made it clear
11:11that I don't look crazy.
11:13I made it clear.
11:14Now get up with me
11:15and make it clear to the girls
11:16that I'm getting married.
11:17What did you tell them?
11:18What did the boy say?
11:20Did he say
11:21that he's been waiting for a long time?
11:22No.
11:23What does he earn?
11:24He earns more than the police station.
11:26You can call me a returner.
11:28He's sitting in the police station.
11:29And he's talking about more than the police station.
11:31You're not even set yet.
11:33You're going to upset your father
11:35who's been waiting for a long time.
11:37Don't tell me
11:38that I'm to blame for everything.
11:40Don't call yourself a big shot
11:41just because you broke a girl's heart.
11:44I took her to the police station
11:45to get her married to your mother.
11:47And you ruined it for me.
11:49I can't ruin anyone's daughter's life.
11:52You can ruin your son's life.
11:54You're just standing here
11:55and making a mess.
11:56Let's go to the police station
11:57and kill the chicken.
11:58Harjeet, come here quickly.
12:01Yes, sir.
12:02Get the machine ready.
12:04What machine, sir?
12:05There's no electricity.
12:06Then run the generator.
12:07There's no electricity in the generator, sir.
12:09Get rid of the diesel
12:10that's been left in the tank
12:11since morning.
12:13Get rid of the diesel
12:14in the tank.
12:15I'll publish it in the paper
12:16that my father is a bribe thief.
12:18I'll publish it in the paper
12:19that my son is a thief.
12:22Dad, listen to me.
12:23I'll get married there.
12:25But it'll be the first marriage
12:26in the world
12:27where the entire city will go to the wedding
12:28and not just my father.
12:29Listen to me.
12:30If any old man
12:31steps out of the house,
12:33I'll get the entire wedding procession
12:34to the police station
12:35and beat him up.
12:37It'll be the first marriage
12:39in the world
12:40where we won't wear shaggans
12:41but blue.
12:43I don't know about blue,
12:44but I'm sure they'll wear bangles.
12:54What happened?
12:55Let me die, Jas.
12:57No, honey.
12:58Wait.
12:59Stop me, my friend.
13:00Stop me.
13:02I'm not stopping you.
13:04I'll kill you
13:05if you don't
13:06solve my problem.
13:07Good for you.
13:09Good for you.
13:11People's fathers
13:12are like their friends
13:13and our friend
13:14is like our father.
13:16I feel like
13:17slapping you.
13:19But I can't let go
13:20of your hand.
13:21Leave it.
13:22Come down.
13:23We'll talk down there.
13:24I'll come down.
13:25But tell me
13:26when I'll come down
13:27and leave you
13:28and come down.
13:29What do you mean?
13:30I mean,
13:31if you solve my problem,
13:32I'll get down
13:33and come down.
13:34Otherwise,
13:35I'll slap you
13:36right here
13:37and you'll be done.
13:38Come down.
13:39If you solve
13:40your problem
13:41I'll slap you again.
13:42I'm your friend.
13:44Friends
13:45don't need enemies.
13:49I'll make my dad
13:51your dad
13:53and make him
13:54your son-in-law.
13:56Oh, no.
13:57Why?
13:58There are more problems
13:59ahead of us.
14:01Wow.
14:02Our dog is a dog
14:03and yours is Tommy.
14:05If you need help,
14:06we'll help you.
14:07You'll get beaten up
14:08by us.
14:09We'll sit on your back
14:10and help you
14:11when you're in trouble.
14:12I'll help you.
14:13You'll lose
14:14one of your legs.
14:15I've lost all my legs.
14:17Poor people
14:18lose their legs too.
14:20I've lost my legs.
14:21I told you
14:22to lend me
14:23Rs. 50,000.
14:24I'll give it to you.
14:25I don't have any money.
14:28Listen.
14:30Come here.
14:36From now on
14:37make him Mahi's husband
14:38and take him home.
14:39I'm leaving.
14:41You're the first honey
14:42who treats me like poison.
14:43Okay, then leave.
14:44Sit down.
14:45Don't irritate me.
14:52Do you love her?
14:54Why didn't you tell me?
14:55Tell me.
14:57Have you ever
14:58loved anyone in our family?
14:59Shut up.
15:00You don't know
15:01anything about me
15:02and our family.
15:03Dad didn't find
15:04a black coat just like that.
15:05Yes.
15:06Don't make fun of me.
15:07Go ahead.
15:08Who's the girl?
15:09I'll tell you later.
15:10She's very pretty.
15:11Really?
15:12She used to be
15:13as pretty as Tande.
15:15Mom, she's as pretty as Tande.
15:16That's strange.
15:17Why didn't you tell me?
15:18I should've told you
15:19that you have an aunt.
15:20So what?
15:21She's your sister.
15:22So what?
15:23Keep your sisters
15:24to yourself.
15:25You're the first lawyer
15:26to get you changed.
15:28You can't get married
15:29because you're young.
15:31What can I do?
15:32For God's sake,
15:33don't get me married
15:34to a girl.
15:35You've completed
15:36your college education.
15:37Why do you want to get married?
15:39Don't talk about marriage.
15:40He's already married.
15:42What can I tell you?
15:43I want to get him
15:46married to my own daughter.
15:53Okay.
15:55I'll tell you everything.
15:57Okay, fine.
15:58I'll tell you everything.
16:16Are you stuck?
16:18Not as much as
16:19you're stuck.
16:21Why did you lock the door?
16:23Come son, let's go.
16:26Hello daddy.
16:27Hello son.
16:29Hello.
16:30Mr. Tandapak, you are our 125th poor girl.
16:35Your arrival has made our house even bigger.
16:38Hello.
16:40This boy is our very good customer.
16:43Good customer?
16:44You mean, you give customers on time?
16:47Yes.