Joe and Fanny's married daughter visits them with her G.I. husband. The son of Joe's boss tries to start an affair but everything turns out all right in the end.
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00:31:48Ken.
00:31:50You do love me, don't you?
00:31:52Of course I do, darling. You're the only person in the world.
00:31:55I was only afraid you might fall for that Mary Harrison again now she's coming back home.
00:31:59For goodness sake, stop talking about Mary Harrison.
00:32:01I was only joking.
00:32:02Well, find something else to joke about.
00:32:05Right. Can I have a cigarette, please?
00:32:12Don't you want one?
00:32:13No, thanks.
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00:32:37Sorry, darling.
00:32:38Now shall we forget all about Mary Harrison and everyone else and just think about ourselves?
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00:33:33Hello, Mary.
00:33:35Oh, I'm glad to see you both. Come in.
00:33:40Oh, it is grand to see you, old Mary.
00:33:43And you've been away such a long time.
00:33:45Oh, and I have missed you.
00:33:47Oh, by the way, have you got any nylons for me?
00:33:50Come on.
00:33:52I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll make you both a nice cup of tea.
00:33:55Now let me have your things now.
00:33:56Oh, your father will be excited when he sees you, Mary.
00:33:59I can't believe you got here.
00:34:01Come on, hurry up now.
00:34:02That's right.
00:34:03Come on over, you see.
00:34:06Well, Mary, you're home.
00:34:08Now do make yourself happy, won't you?
00:34:10Everything we have is yours, if we've got it.
00:34:13Well, Tony, did you have a nice crossing on the steamer?
00:34:16Oh, sure. We had a humdinger of a crossing.
00:34:19Have you brought any gum, chum?
00:34:21You, our Mary and Tony's here.
00:34:24They've come.
00:34:25Now hurry up and get some tea, they're cold.
00:34:28And don't come down half-dressed.
00:34:30Mary, where is it?
00:34:31Where's what?
00:34:32The baby.
00:34:33You know, you said he was bringing it over in the cable.
00:34:35We didn't even know you'd got a baby.
00:34:38I'll bet you've been keeping it as a surprise for your granny.
00:34:40That's right, Mother, a surprise.
00:34:42Tony, where's Davy?
00:34:43Oh, I don't know.
00:34:44Last time I saw her, she was chasing the cab driver.
00:34:46What, at her age?
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48Well, the baby?
00:34:50Chasing a taxi man?
00:34:51She's very lively for such a youngster.
00:34:53My word, she must be.
00:34:54Oh, you know, Tony, do go and bring it.
00:34:56I wanted to pick it up and cuddle it.
00:34:58You know, it's my first grandchild.
00:34:59Oh, baby doesn't like anyone picking her up.
00:35:01She gets fierce.
00:35:02Oh, she'll be all right with me.
00:35:03She might cry when she sees Grandpa's face,
00:35:05but with a dear old granny...
00:35:06Oh, Mary, I just want to cuddle it, you know.
00:35:08Do something.
00:35:09All right, Tony, go and get Davy.
00:35:11OK, honey.
00:35:12Mary!
00:35:13Oh, you're lovely.
00:35:14Oh, your father's here now, Mary.
00:35:16Daddy, wonderful to see you.
00:35:18My daughter.
00:35:19I guess you're all over, isn't he?
00:35:20You've no respect for me, have you?
00:35:21Well, go away.
00:35:22You're too fat anyway.
00:35:23Go on a diet.
00:35:25Let me look at you, Mary.
00:35:26Oh, you're fine.
00:35:27You're looking more like me every day.
00:35:29You think so, Daddy?
00:35:30Oh, take no notice of him, Mary.
00:35:32Mary, where's the baby?
00:35:33Daddy, I haven't seen the baby.
00:35:35I must see the baby.
00:35:36Where's the baby?
00:35:37I haven't seen the baby yet.
00:35:38I know, but I...
00:35:39Don't get excited.
00:35:40Oh, Mary's baby.
00:35:41It's all right.
00:35:42The tea, that's the most important.
00:35:43The tea's coming.
00:35:44There's been a shortage of milk.
00:35:46The lads are fetching the tea.
00:35:48All right, all right.
00:35:49Go and light the fire.
00:35:50Mary's cold.
00:35:51We're all cold.
00:35:52Go and light the fire.
00:35:53Oh, let me look.
00:35:55You look marvellous, Mary.
00:35:57Just about fed up in this house.
00:35:59Tea, coffee or cocoa?
00:36:00Coming up.
00:36:01Here we are.
00:36:02Well, well, well.
00:36:03Get out of the way.
00:36:06You don't need to make a noise like that.
00:36:11Isn't she beautiful?
00:36:13Just a minute, Mary.
00:36:14Excuse me.
00:36:15Now, listen, you get off to work.
00:36:16Go on.
00:36:17I'll get off, but not to work.
00:36:18And you.
00:36:19Oh, I don't want to go to work.
00:36:20Do as you're told.
00:36:21When she says go to work, go to work.
00:36:23Yes, and you too.
00:36:24Go on.
00:36:25I don't have to go have the gaffer.
00:36:26Oh, that's over me, you know.
00:36:27I know that.
00:36:28So, didn't you know you were a pot of tea?
00:36:30You know, we like.
00:36:31Oh, pour a cup of tea out and shut up.
00:36:33Don't you bother about that.
00:36:35Get on people's nerves.
00:36:36Don't keep doing that to me.
00:36:39How much do I owe you?
00:36:40Ten shillings, sir.
00:36:42Keep the change.
00:36:43Thank you, sir.
00:36:49He's a long time, isn't he?
00:36:50Oh, I wish he'd bring it in.
00:36:52I'm dying to see that baby, you know.
00:36:54Have patience.
00:36:55I'm dying to see the baby just as much as you are.
00:36:57Can't he know about it?
00:36:59Well, well, Tony.
00:37:01Hello, Pop.
00:37:02It's good to see you.
00:37:03Oh, it's good to see you too, Pop.
00:37:05You're looking well.
00:37:06Sit down.
00:37:07Sure.
00:37:08Give me baby, Tony, for a moment.
00:37:09Here you are.
00:37:10Come on, baby.
00:37:11Baby?
00:37:12Baby?
00:37:13Is that what we've been talking about?
00:37:14This is baby, Mother.
00:37:15We always call her baby.
00:37:17Well, Fanny, you've got your wish.
00:37:19It's just like you.
00:37:21Well, what are you going to do with it?
00:37:23Well, we'll have to make the best of it.
00:37:24You know, Mum, baby likes someplace nice and soft to sleep in.
00:37:27Oh, has she?
00:37:28Oh, where she can sleep with Mother.
00:37:29Sleep with me?
00:37:30What do you mean?
00:37:31What are you talking about?
00:37:32The dog won't mind.
00:37:33Well, Tony, give it to him.
00:37:34Have a cup of tea.
00:37:35What do you think about the house?
00:37:36Oh, Mum, I think you've got a swell layout here.
00:37:37I beg your pardon?
00:37:38I say, I think you've got a swell layout here.
00:37:39He means the house.
00:37:40You've got to say it.
00:37:41He means the house.
00:37:42It's a swell layout.
00:37:43Yes.
00:37:44Oh, it is.
00:37:45It is nice, isn't it?
00:37:46And you know, Mary, it costs a lot of money.
00:37:47It's very nice, Mother.
00:37:48Very nice.
00:37:49Yes, it has cost a lot of money.
00:37:50When do we pay for it?
00:37:51What do you mean when you pay for it?
00:37:52Well, you know, your mother, how she likes to impress the neighbours.
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00:45:44Mr and Mrs Harrison, sir.
00:45:51Well, well.
00:45:52I am back to see Harrison.
00:45:53Hope you had a good trip.
00:45:54Yes, it's been a pretty swell trip, sir.
00:45:56OK.
00:45:57Kaine!
00:45:58The Harrisons have arrived.
00:45:59So is little Mary.
00:46:00Look, I am glad to see you, my dear.
00:46:01I'm pleased to see you again, too, Mr Smith.
00:46:04This is my son Kaine.
00:46:05Yeah, Mr Smith, I'm very pleased to meet you.
00:46:06Mr Harrison, do you have a good journey?
00:46:07Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:46:08You know, my wife told me a lot about you.
00:46:09Really?
00:46:10Hello, Mary. I mean, Mrs. Harrison, how are you?
00:46:13I'm very well, thank you, Ken.
00:46:15We've been here some time, you know.
00:46:17We've just left the canteen where we've had your band's first rehearsal.
00:46:20I see, Ken. That's too bad. We promised to go.
00:46:22I'm sorry, Dad. I forgot all about it.
00:46:24That's the craziest band I've ever seen.
00:46:26You know, there'd be a riot in the States.
00:46:28It certainly would.
00:46:29You know, judging what I saw in the canteen,
00:46:31there were a lot more female immigrants than the last time I was here.
00:46:34Yes, those you saw in the canteen from the coil-winding,
00:46:36barrel-testing and transformer assembly shops.
00:46:38They're jolly good at their work, too.
00:46:40Mary, you're looking very well. Mary, life seems to be suiting you.
00:46:43Yes, sure it does. It suits the both of us.
00:46:45Doesn't it, Mary?
00:46:47You know, I'd like to have a look at this new company
00:46:49we've installed since the last time I was here.
00:46:51Yes, well, come along. I'll show you. You'll be interested, I'm sure.
00:46:53Yes, sure. Mary, you don't mind, do you?
00:46:55Excuse me, Mr. Smith. Certainly.
00:46:57I'll see you later. Bye.
00:46:59Do you want one, Mary? No, have one of mine.
00:47:01I brought plenty back from America.
00:47:03You don't have to queue for them there.
00:47:05No, I suppose not.
00:47:07It's been some time since we met, hasn't it?
00:47:09Must be about four years.
00:47:12Yes, about that.
00:47:14Just before I went overseas with the RAF.
00:47:17You promised to wait for me until I came back.
00:47:20When I did come back, you were married and gone to America.
00:47:24A lot of English girls did that, Ken.
00:47:26One can't wait forever.
00:47:28What do you mean? You know very well what I mean.
00:47:30That last time that you went abroad,
00:47:32I wrote you regularly every week.
00:47:34You didn't even bother to reply to one of my letters.
00:47:37Then you seemed to make it fairly obvious that you wanted to discontinue.
00:47:40You say you wrote to me regularly every week?
00:47:42Yes, every week. But I never got a single letter from you.
00:47:45You must have done. I wrote to you every week, I tell you.
00:47:47Oh, no.
00:47:49I was moving around quite a lot, and mail was rather irregular.
00:47:53Mary, you really did write to me?
00:47:55Yes, Ken, I did. I wrote dozens of letters.
00:47:58Finally, I thought... But surely, darling, that makes no difference at all.
00:48:01I thought you hadn't written to me because you didn't love me any longer.
00:48:04But if by some mischance I didn't get the letter,
00:48:06surely, darling, we can begin over.
00:48:08No, Ken, we can't do anything.
00:48:10Whatever went before, I'm married now, and that's all there is to it.
00:48:13You only married this fellow, Tony Harrison, because you thought I'd let you down.
00:48:16Oh, but I didn't, darling.
00:48:18Mary, you're the only girl I've ever loved.
00:48:20I've never thought of anyone else all the time you've been away,
00:48:22and now I've found out why we've broken up...
00:48:24Please, Ken, it's no use now.
00:48:26Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Smith. Was I intruding?
00:48:29Oh, it's Mary Lawton.
00:48:31Hello, Val, how are you? I'm very well, thank you. I hope you are.
00:48:34What do you want, Miss Westwood?
00:48:36I've brought these contracts for Mr. Smith to sign.
00:48:38Put them on his desk, will you? He'll be back in a minute.
00:48:40Anyway, I must go now.
00:48:42I hope we see some more of you, Ken.
00:48:44Goodbye. Goodbye.
00:48:48Go easy, Kenny Smith. Mary Lawton's a married woman.
00:48:51I am your girlfriend, remember?
00:48:54And I'm standing for no nonsense.
00:48:59Hooray, our jolly good fellow!
00:49:01Hooray, our jolly good fellow!
00:49:03Hooray, our jolly good fellow!
00:49:08And so stay all the while!
00:49:12Hip, hip! Hooray! Hip, hip! Hooray! Hip, hip! Hooray!
00:49:18You were a pip short.
00:49:20Now, now, I say a lot of commemories, see?
00:49:23Now, take this cake away, see?
00:49:25And, er, cut it up into little pieces, you know.
00:49:27Not too big, because it's got to go all round.
00:49:29And, er, it should be good enough I made it myself.
00:49:32Well, happy days.
00:49:34Now, we'll keep the party going.
00:49:36Now, we'll play my favourite game, jungle.
00:49:38You've all got to be an animal, you see.
00:49:40Now, I'll start off, I'll be a squirrel.
00:49:42Elephant. You shut up.
00:49:44Mary, you can be a lion.
00:49:45And Philomena, a giraffe.
00:49:47Now, what will you be, Joe?
00:49:49I'll be sick in a minute.
00:49:51Oh, look who's here to pass.
00:49:53Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Lawton.
00:49:55How are you?
00:49:57And where's Mary?
00:49:58She's here.
00:49:59Oh, Mary, my dear, how are you?
00:50:01It's nice to see you.
00:50:02I was only saying the other day,
00:50:03the choir's never been the same since you left us.
00:50:07Oh, the joy-gathering, oh!
00:50:09Dear, did you hear that one about the barmaid?
00:50:12Joe!
00:50:13My dear Mary, your father gets no better.
00:50:16No, neither do his stories.
00:50:18Give the parson a drink.
00:50:20Oh, yes. What will you have, some wine?
00:50:22Get him some whiskey, get him worked up.
00:50:24Yes, Alec, bring the parson a double.
00:50:26Don't bother, Alec, I'll get it.
00:50:28Oh, look what we've got here.
00:50:30Now, this brings back memories.
00:50:32Do you know, I used to play one of these in the band,
00:50:34before I had me big drum, you know.
00:50:36Did you?
00:50:37Yes.
00:50:38And with a bit of blow.
00:50:40Well, I'd take the top off if I were you.
00:50:42Oh, yes, yes.
00:50:46Well, being as our Mary's come such a long way,
00:50:48and now we've got her own,
00:50:49we'll play home sweet home, shall we?
00:50:50Yes.
00:50:51Eh?
00:50:52Right, off we go then.
00:51:23I'll go now.
00:51:24I think I've blown me brains out.
00:51:52What a beautiful night.
00:52:19It's lovely to be back in England again.
00:52:22I'm sure it is.
00:52:24I hope you don't mind me joining you.
00:52:26Of course not.
00:52:27Nice little party.
00:52:29Enjoying it?
00:52:30Thoroughly.
00:52:31When I saw you come out, I just had to follow.
00:52:33Why?
00:52:34I just had to, that's all.
00:52:36I love you, Mary.
00:52:37Can't something be done to rectify our mistakes?
00:52:40I'm married to Tony again, remember?
00:52:42You'd never been married to anyone
00:52:44if it hadn't been for these unfortunate errors.
00:52:46Errors or no errors,
00:52:48my life with Tony has been a very happy one,
00:52:50and I intend it to remain that way.
00:52:53You wouldn't have been married to Tony or anyone else.
00:52:55Are you sure you love him that much?
00:52:57Didn't you do it just to spite me?
00:52:59Didn't you?
00:53:01Perhaps I did.
00:53:02You love me once and you'll love me again.
00:53:07Please go.
00:53:21Mary Harrison, you're not going back to America.
00:53:24Yeah?
00:53:26Who says Mary's not going back to America?
00:53:28I was just talking to myself.
00:53:30You often do that about other people's wives?
00:53:32Now, don't get angry, old man.
00:53:33I was just having a nice, quiet chat to Mary
00:53:35on this beautiful moonlight night.
00:53:37Say, Ken, you used to be quite fond of Mary at one time,
00:53:40didn't you?
00:53:41I did.
00:53:42You're still fond of her?
00:53:44Yes, very.
00:53:45Well, there's just one word of warning.
00:53:49Be careful, Ken Smith.
00:53:51She's my wife.
00:53:53That's all.
00:54:00Maybe there's nothing to it after all.
00:54:03Now, listen, lads.
00:54:04We've had a very nice party so far.
00:54:06Now, I'm going to leave you to it.
00:54:07Now, be careful.
00:54:08Oh, yes.
00:54:09You'll be all right.
00:54:10Oh, look, Fanny, don't worry.
00:54:11Go and see to the guests.
00:54:12Leave it to us.
00:54:13We'll do the watching up.
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:15Well, good night, everybody, and thanks for coming.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Tom?
00:54:18I said thank you very much.
00:54:19Oh, there's questions.
00:54:20I'll see him to the door, you see.
00:54:21Now, be careful.
00:54:22Good night, old boy.
00:54:23Good night.
00:54:24Leave everything to us.
00:54:25Don't worry.
00:54:26We should have roped him in.
00:54:27It was a hand, shouldn't we?
00:54:28Yes.
00:54:29I'm sick of washing up.
00:54:30So am I.
00:54:33Now, have a drink.
00:54:34Oh, a drink.
00:54:35That's a good idea.
00:54:36Oh, yes.
00:54:37Oh, refreshments.
00:54:38Refreshments.
00:54:39Oh, lovely.
00:54:40Oh, everybody.
00:54:41What a champagne, isn't it?
00:54:42Now, what do you think about the party?
00:54:43Marvellous.
00:54:44Lovely party.
00:54:45Marvellous party.
00:54:46Really good.
00:54:47And Fanny.
00:54:48I'll tell you.
00:54:49Fanny, oh, she excelled herself, didn't she?
00:54:50Oh, yes.
00:54:51She excelled herself.
00:54:52Playing that instrument.
00:54:53There's no doubt about it.
00:54:54Yes, she's very good.
00:54:55The funny thing is all about Fanny.
00:54:56Yes.
00:54:57She always played that instrument when we were courting, you know.
00:54:58Really?
00:54:59Round by the gasworks.
00:55:00Yes.
00:55:01The policeman used to come and listen.
00:55:02It's been so long, boys.
00:55:03Oh, there's another one here.
00:55:04Oh, there's plenty more.
00:55:05Don't worry about it.
00:55:06Listen, talking about Fanny.
00:55:07She used to play that piccolo when the policeman used to come.
00:55:08I couldn't get rid of him.
00:55:09He used to love it.
00:55:10Oh, sorry.
00:55:11I beg your pardon.
00:55:12Now, what about this political situation?
00:55:13What do you think about it?
00:55:14Oh, I don't want to bother about it.
00:55:15It's not worth a candle.
00:55:16Did you see the picture in the paper?
00:55:17Candles?
00:55:18No, no.
00:55:19The unveiling.
00:55:20Oh, Lady Godiva.
00:55:21Oh, Lady Godiva that rode on Brown Jack.
00:55:22Yes, to York.
00:55:23To try to get Gordon Richardson.
00:55:24He couldn't do it.
00:55:25Fanny?
00:55:26Yes, I remember that.
00:55:27Yes, she went to York.
00:55:28No, no.
00:55:29That was Dick Turpin, the fellow that played Bowles on the...
00:55:30That's right.
00:55:31On the ho, the ho.
00:55:32Ho?
00:55:33Oh, ho.
00:55:34Plymouth Ho.
00:55:35Ho, ho, ho.
00:55:36Let's get on with the work.
00:55:37Come on.
00:55:38Let's get to work.
00:55:39Oh, yes.
00:55:40All right.
00:55:41Come on.
00:55:42Do you want some hot water?
00:55:43Yes.
00:55:44Can I have some hot water?
00:55:45Hot water.
00:55:46Hot water.
00:55:47Where's the hot water?
00:55:48There we are.
00:55:49Some hot water.
00:55:50You want hot water in the jug?
00:55:51There we are.
00:55:52Get some hot water.
00:55:53Don't make a mess.
00:55:54What are you doing?
00:55:55Why don't you give me some hot water?
00:55:56Oh, some plates.
00:55:57Some plates.
00:55:58Some cups.
00:55:59Some cups.
00:56:00Oh, some cups and saucers.
00:56:01Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:02A cup.
00:56:03Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:04Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:05Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:06Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:07Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:08Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:09Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:10Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:11Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:12Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:13Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:14Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:15Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:16Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:17Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:18Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:19Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:21Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:22Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:23Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:24Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:25Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:26Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:27Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:28Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:29Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:30Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:31Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:32Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:33Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:34Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:35Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:36Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:37Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:38Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:39Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:40Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:41Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:42Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:43Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:44Give us a cup, sir.
00:56:46Listen, we can't.
00:56:47I'll have to mock on our best.
00:56:59I've never seen such a gang in my life.
00:57:03Gee, Wes, have you been having an earthquake?
00:57:05No, it's just potless.
00:57:06We're now being made to wash up.
00:57:08Say, Mum, have you seen Mary?
00:57:09She went to bed a few minutes ago.
00:57:11Oh, thanks a lot.
00:57:12Guess I'll hit the hay myself.
00:57:13Good night, Mum.
00:57:14Good night.
00:57:15Anything I do again, I'll do it myself
00:57:17if I want it doing proper.
00:57:19I've never seen such a thing.
00:57:36Here are this morning's sales reports, sir.
00:57:39Thank you.
00:57:40Thank you.
00:57:42Is that all you're going to say to me?
00:57:44I've got a lot of things to do.
00:57:46Surely you have a minute to spare for me.
00:57:48Look, Belle, I'm very busy.
00:57:49What's the matter with you, Ken?
00:57:50Matter with me?
00:57:51Nothing. Why?
00:57:52Well, ever since Mary Lawton's come back,
00:57:53you haven't been fair to me.
00:57:54You never take me out.
00:57:55You just leave me high and dry,
00:57:56and I'm not going to...
00:57:57You don't want him to hear you, do you?
00:57:58I don't care if he does.
00:57:59Will you be quiet?
00:58:00Well, it's all very well for you,
00:58:01but what about me?
00:58:02Belle, will you be quiet?
00:58:03Well, you're going to take me out to lunch today.
00:58:06Oh, all right.
00:58:08Very well.
00:58:09I'll see you at 1 o'clock.
00:58:15Hiya, Belle.
00:58:16Good morning.
00:58:21Oh, my tooth!
00:58:26Don't just shut up and be quiet.
00:58:29It's all right, you talking.
00:58:30You haven't got it now, have you?
00:58:32I know, but I might get well of it.
00:58:33Mine's down.
00:58:34Which one is it?
00:58:35Let's see.
00:58:36Get away.
00:58:37I don't want to go and have a doubt.
00:58:38I don't like it alert.
00:58:39It's alert.
00:58:41What a big man you are.
00:58:43Look, it's going to be nice if we isn't it tonight.
00:58:45We're going to the theatre.
00:58:46It's going to be beautiful for me.
00:58:48Mourning and groaning.
00:58:50I say, Joe, I have an idea.
00:58:53I'll burn it up for you.
00:58:54I'll burn you out if you don't get away.
00:58:56You know, Joe, if it was my turn, I'd get it out.
00:58:59Yes, I would get it out if it was yours as well.
00:59:01Oh, come on, Joe.
00:59:02The dentist will whip it out for you
00:59:03in a couple of seconds.
00:59:04Yes.
00:59:05Yes, sure.
00:59:06Yes.
00:59:07Is that all right?
00:59:08Yes, all right.
00:59:09I'll go.
00:59:10Yes.
00:59:11It's wearing me out.
00:59:12Yes, it's wearing me out, too.
00:59:13It wasn't the tooth that wore you out.
00:59:14Now, listen, none of that.
00:59:15Now, now, come on now.
00:59:16See?
00:59:17Shall we come with you and all your doubts?
00:59:18Yes, come on.
00:59:19Come on, Joe.
00:59:20Wait a minute.
00:59:21Wait a minute.
00:59:22You can't have the tooth out in the firm's time.
00:59:23Why not?
00:59:24It aches in the firm's time.
00:59:25Yes.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:27Come on.
00:59:28No fucking idea.
00:59:29Oh.
00:59:30Oh.
00:59:31All this fuss about a tooth.
00:59:32Oh, you're worse than a baby.
00:59:35Oh.
00:59:36Oh, my goodness.
00:59:37Take me quiet.
00:59:38Oh.
00:59:39Now, listen now, Joe.
00:59:40You ought to be thankful you work for a firm that provides dental treatment for the staff
00:59:44and free of charge.
00:59:45I didn't buy this, did I?
00:59:46I got this free.
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:48I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Joe.
00:59:49Why not?
00:59:50Remember Nobby Topper?
00:59:51Yes.
00:59:52He went in there last week.
00:59:53They bury him tomorrow.
00:59:54I'm not going in.
00:59:55They're trying to get rid of me.
00:59:56There's a house to guard.
00:59:57You're only going to die once.
00:59:58The fortune teller told me I'd die in bed.
00:59:59I'm going to die.
01:00:00I'm going to die.
01:00:01I'm going to die.
01:00:02I'm going to die.
01:00:03I'm going to die.
01:00:05I won't.
01:00:06It's all right.
01:00:07Now, he's painless.
01:00:08It's all right.
01:00:09Look, it's all right now.
01:00:10He's not aching now.
01:00:11Whatever's the matter with Joe?
01:00:12He wants all his teeth out, nurse.
01:00:13I don't.
01:00:14I only want one out.
01:00:15Well, I'm afraid the dentist isn't here at the moment.
01:00:16Oh?
01:00:17Where's he gone?
01:00:18He's gone home.
01:00:19He's got toothache.
01:00:20Come on.
01:00:21Come on.
01:00:22I'm going home, too.
01:00:23No, you're not.
01:00:24Come on.
01:00:25I'll fight with the lad.
01:00:26Be brave.
01:00:27I won't give in.
01:00:28Go and get that white coat.
01:00:29You'll be up for murder, the lot of you.
01:00:30Don't worry.
01:00:31Everything's going to be all right.
01:00:32You know nothing about it.
01:00:33I do.
01:00:34Listen, go and get the swabs ready.
01:00:35Go and get those gas things ready.
01:00:36Look, leave me alone.
01:00:37I'm going to be all right.
01:00:38Don't worry.
01:00:39Do you want this?
01:00:40Yes, I do.
01:00:41Well, it's not round here.
01:00:42Dan, bring the antiseptic in.
01:00:43Oh, swing for this.
01:00:44It's a container.
01:00:45Now, Joe, just be brave.
01:00:46I'm not going to hurt you.
01:00:47You see, if anything happens to me,
01:00:48I'm going to put this under your chin.
01:00:49Oh!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:52Oh!
01:00:53Oh!
01:00:54Oh!
01:00:55Oh!
01:00:56Oh!
01:00:57Oh!
01:00:58Oh!
01:00:59Oh!
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:01Oh!
01:01:02Oh!
01:01:03Oh!
01:01:04Oh!
01:01:05Oh!
01:01:06Oh!
01:01:07Oh!
01:01:08Oh!
01:01:09I don't want to shave.
01:01:10You're not having a shave.
01:01:11Now then, now then, let's see what we can do.
01:01:12Oh, get back!
01:01:13Now then.
01:01:14Here we are.
01:01:15Oh!
01:01:16Ah!
01:01:17Get up!
01:01:18Get out!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:20Now, open your mouth, now open your mouth.
01:01:21Right wide.
01:01:22Not too far.
01:01:23I can see your socks.
01:01:24Right wide.
01:01:25Now, find out which tooth it is, Joe.
01:01:26Ah.
01:01:27Is it that one?
01:01:28No.
01:01:29Is it that one?
01:01:30No.
01:01:31Is it that one?
01:01:32No.
01:01:33That's it, that's it.
01:01:35That's the one now.
01:01:37Get down.
01:01:38I'll have to give you a little injection here.
01:01:40You're not pushing that in?
01:01:41No.
01:01:42There's only that goes in.
01:01:43This stops outside.
01:01:47Now hold your head back.
01:01:48Now keep steady now.
01:01:50Where are you getting?
01:01:51I'll try and get this in if it kills me.
01:01:54It's come out the back of my collar.
01:01:59You're all right now.
01:02:01Now wait a minute.
01:02:02I'll soon know to this in a second.
01:02:04Now rinse your mouth out with that antiseptic.
01:02:07Like that and spit out.
01:02:09Spit where?
01:02:10In the bowl there.
01:02:11I hope it dries up for tonight.
01:02:16I say, I said in the bowl.
01:02:19In the bowl.
01:02:21Give me this here.
01:02:23Go and wipe my hands now.
01:02:28Harry.
01:02:30Now then.
01:02:31How about a funny dream?
01:02:32A dream?
01:02:33I think I'm going to die.
01:02:34I know you're going to die.
01:02:35We're all going to die.
01:02:36Come on, get up.
01:02:38We'll be here all day with this thing.
01:02:42My tongue.
01:02:43You've got my tongue.
01:02:45I'm sorry Joe.
01:02:46I've been using the wrong end.
01:02:47I'm terribly sorry.
01:02:48Have you got your right glasses on?
01:02:50That's it, that's it.
01:02:51These are my whisk drive glasses.
01:02:52And you.
01:02:53And you.
01:02:54There we are.
01:02:55That's better.
01:02:56That's Joe.
01:02:57Joe, where are you?
01:02:58I'm here.
01:02:59I'm here.
01:03:00Oh, that's right.
01:03:01There we are.
01:03:02Oh, you've got me nose.
01:03:04Get back in your seat.
01:03:05Come here.
01:03:06I'll get this too, sir.
01:03:07Wait a minute.
01:03:08I'll get this too, sir.
01:03:09If I can.
01:03:10Now keep still.
01:03:11Now keep still.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:13Oh.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:15Oh.
01:03:16Oh.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:18Oh.
01:03:19Oh.
01:03:20Oh.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22Hold on to it Joe.
01:03:23Hold it.
01:03:24Wait a minute.
01:03:25Wait a minute.
01:03:26Smile Mike.
01:03:27Don't worry.
01:03:28�
01:03:29All right now.
01:03:30Wait a minute.
01:03:31Wait a minute.
01:03:32I'll get in there.
01:03:33Come on in.
01:03:34There we are.
01:03:35Right.
01:03:36Oh.
01:03:37Oh.
01:03:38I'll go in.
01:03:39Dan, bring the swings.
01:03:40The table.
01:03:41Oh.
01:03:42Don't worry Joe, everything's all right here.
01:03:43You can't catch a grave.
01:03:44Turn around.
01:03:45Turn around.
01:03:46Turn around.
01:03:47Aaaahhh.
01:03:48Oh.
01:03:49It's over. Everything's over, Harrison.
01:03:51It's over.
01:03:53Get away.
01:03:55What's the matter with that?
01:03:57It doesn't make no sense.
01:03:59It's over.
01:04:01Get away.
01:04:03It's not a fire.
01:04:05Here I go and do my level best.
01:04:07Goodness me.
01:04:09I never done anything like it. Come on, Joe.
01:04:11Never mind then. Come on over.
01:04:13You've suffered enough.
01:04:15Enjoy your tea, Mr. Harrison.
01:04:19Yeah, that was swell.
01:04:21Mary's a bit late getting home, though.
01:04:23You any idea where she's been?
01:04:25No, whatever.
01:04:27Seems sort of odd, I mean,
01:04:29her going off like this without leaving any word.
01:04:31Probably gone to see some more of her old friends
01:04:33and started guessing.
01:04:35You know what we women are.
01:04:37Yeah, I guess so, but
01:04:39I wish she'd hurry up.
01:04:41There's a car here now.
01:04:43Perhaps that is Mary.
01:04:45Yes, maybe.
01:04:59Thanks for the ride, Ken. I enjoyed it.
01:05:01All right, darling. See you tomorrow.
01:05:03Goodbye.
01:05:13Hello, Tony.
01:05:15Been wondering where I got to.
01:05:17You're dead right I have.
01:05:19That Ken Smith seems a very capable driver.
01:05:21Anyway, where have you been?
01:05:23Just for a run in the country with Ken.
01:05:25Yeah, I know that, but where?
01:05:27Does that matter?
01:05:29It certainly does.
01:05:31Tony, don't be so childish.
01:05:33Ken called round after lunch,
01:05:35asked me if I'd like to go for a drive.
01:05:37I said yes, so we went.
01:05:39I'm sorry, but I just don't like you going out with that Ken Smith.
01:05:41Why? Ken's an old friend.
01:05:43I don't see any harm in it.
01:05:45Yeah, but you happen to be my wife.
01:05:47I just don't like you going around in other men's cars
01:05:49with your old friends or not.
01:05:51Well, I didn't think there was any harm in it.
01:05:53We just went to Cotton's Hotel for some tea.
01:05:55I just don't want you to see him again, that's all.
01:05:57Tony, aren't you being a little heavy-handed?
01:05:59After all, Ken is an old friend.
01:06:01I've known him for years.
01:06:03Yeah, but you weren't my wife years ago.
01:06:05Now you are.
01:06:07We should remember that fact.
01:06:09Anyway, I just don't want you to have anything to do with that guy again.
01:06:11Do you hear?
01:06:13Yes, I hear.
01:06:15Well, that's okay, then.
01:06:17Look, Tony, if you think I'm going to drop my old friends
01:06:19just because you decide to behave like some mid-Victorian husband,
01:06:21you've got another guess.
01:06:23You're not going out again with Ken Smith, I'm telling you.
01:06:25The way you're going on about this, Tony,
01:06:27is just making me want to go out with him again.
01:06:29Look, Mary, I'm warning you.
01:06:31Don't bother.
01:06:39Why don't you come up the path?
01:06:41Stepping over my anti-geraniums?
01:06:43Where's your anti-phragistines?
01:06:45These are wallflowers, I'm planting them.
01:06:47Oh, haven't you got them the wrong way up?
01:06:49You'd look funny the wrong way up.
01:06:51It's a nice afternoon, isn't it?
01:06:53Yes, it is a nice afternoon.
01:06:55It's lovely to get a drop of fresh air and do a bit of gardening
01:06:57after a week's hard work.
01:06:59You're right, Joe, you're right.
01:07:01You know, I'm all in favour of this five-day-a-week, Fanny.
01:07:03What you want is a one-day-a-week and six-days rest.
01:07:05Normally, the government's not bothered to give us that.
01:07:07I hope it's for you.
01:07:09I see there's no slate in the coal.
01:07:11And another thing.
01:07:13Why don't you put that stinking pipe away?
01:07:15What is smoking?
01:07:17Filleted bristles with a touch of groundnuts.
01:07:19It smells like it, too.
01:07:21I'm going to have a bet.
01:07:23Have you got a tip?
01:07:25Yes, I've got a tip for the horse.
01:07:27I've got a tip for a horse called Lady Gossip
01:07:29out of Chinwag by Chatterbox.
01:07:31I hope it runs the other way.
01:07:33It won't make any difference.
01:07:35Must be a good round the garden pathway.
01:07:37Hello?
01:07:39Who threw that stone?
01:07:43Who threw that through my window there?
01:07:45Lewis Gofield?
01:07:47I'll bat your ear off.
01:07:49You might well run away.
01:07:51Get off.
01:07:53Messing about with me,
01:07:55we're going to get no eggs at all.
01:07:57Good morning, Mrs Jefferson.
01:07:59I'm glad I've seen you.
01:08:01I was going to ask you, have you got a bit of lard you can lend me?
01:08:03I thought you hadn't.
01:08:05Oh, it is. Very scarce, yes.
01:08:07Anyway, I was going,
01:08:09I was, you know, he's at home, you know,
01:08:11he's pottering about in the garden.
01:08:13Oh, he's mowing the way, you know.
01:08:15They are the best off at work of these men.
01:08:17I've said so many a time.
01:08:19Well, I made up my mind I was going out this morning.
01:08:21Soon, I mean, if you don't get out, it's dinner time,
01:08:23and then you get, oh, you do.
01:08:25Yes, it's right bad.
01:08:27How are you these days?
01:08:29Have you?
01:08:31Have you really?
01:08:33Well, I haven't been well myself, you know,
01:08:35because, have you?
01:08:37What do you mean, then?
01:08:41Well, yes.
01:08:43It'll make you feel a bit worried, won't it?
01:08:45I wouldn't bother if I was you.
01:08:47I, oh, no.
01:08:49Perhaps it's this here bread, you know,
01:08:51you can't sell.
01:08:53Yes, oh, a bit of bicarbonate will shift it,
01:08:55you know, I shouldn't worry over that,
01:08:57because, yes, I saw your old man this morning.
01:08:59He's looking very well, isn't he?
01:09:01He's what? Middle-aged spread?
01:09:03Oh, I'll get some of that at his own point,
01:09:05because...
01:09:07Well, you know,
01:09:09I haven't been well myself.
01:09:11I haven't, honestly. I keep begging along, you know,
01:09:13but with me, well, no,
01:09:15I keep, um...
01:09:17I keep having them hot sweats, you know.
01:09:19Oh, it takes it out of you, you know.
01:09:21These men, they don't.
01:09:23They don't know what it is.
01:09:25No, you know, I...
01:09:27Well, he's the same.
01:09:29It's a funny thing, you know.
01:09:31I was all the same last week.
01:09:33Oh, shame.
01:09:35That's given me a belt.
01:09:37That's the third time
01:09:39on the same break this week, you know.
01:09:41I'll have to watch myself.
01:09:43How's your dog going on these days?
01:09:45Getting better? Our cat?
01:09:47Oh, it's finished. Oh, no.
01:09:49It smells, you know, too.
01:09:51Everyone's doing away with.
01:09:53Yes, I'd rather go. I can smell it in the custard
01:09:55on Sunday.
01:09:57I suppose I'll have to take it to the old
01:09:59Softer Tower house, you know. It'll be made a lot of good at town
01:10:01all with it, you know, it is.
01:10:03Anyhow, who has we?
01:10:05Oh, shit.
01:10:07Oh!
01:10:09Oh, do you mean Mrs...?
01:10:11No, I won't say where.
01:10:13Oh, no, I never talk. Just a minute.
01:10:15I...
01:10:17Well, I'm not surprised.
01:10:19I'm not a bit surprised.
01:10:21I told her! I told her
01:10:23she would go to those illuminations.
01:10:25I'm not a bit surprised.
01:10:27You know, I never did like that coach driver.
01:10:29I know.
01:10:31He tried it on me.
01:10:33He did that. Yes.
01:10:35Didn't he? Oh, yes.
01:10:37No, you see, he started. He started messing about
01:10:39with his gear.
01:10:41Hello. What's that? That's my pudding.
01:10:43Oh, I forgot all about it. It's my rice pudding.
01:10:45I've left it on. It'll be burnt to a cinder.
01:10:47Why don't you all play a little?
01:10:49Righto. I'll tell you
01:10:51all about it later.
01:10:53Righto. Ta-da!
01:10:55Oh!
01:10:57Can't you stand in on the tub?
01:10:59No! No!
01:11:01No!
01:11:03Help me out!
01:11:05There's the front doorbell.
01:11:07Stop there. Don't go away. I'll not be a minute.
01:11:13Oh, dear.
01:11:15Oh, dear.
01:11:17Oh, dear.
01:11:19Oh, dear.
01:11:21Oh, dear.
01:11:23I'll be no more than a little sometime.
01:11:25I never thought I'd come to this end.
01:11:27Oh, dear.
01:11:29Oh, dear.
01:11:31You are a fine husband.
01:11:33You are, anyway.
01:11:35Righto.
01:11:37Nice afternoon.
01:11:39Oh, dear.
01:11:41I'll definitely get changed.
01:11:49Oh, dear.
01:11:55Good heavens. Look who's there.
01:11:57Oh, it's Tony and Mary. Shall we join them?
01:11:59Yes, if you want to.
01:12:03Hello, you two.
01:12:05Hello there. Hello.
01:12:07I didn't know the woodcourt was a haunt of yours.
01:12:09Oh, yes. We used to come here quite a lot when I was stationed over here.
01:12:11Won't you sit down? Thanks.
01:12:13Did you enjoy our dinner?
01:12:15Yes, thank you. The food's very good here.
01:12:17Yes, no. There's a special reason why we're here tonight.
01:12:19Oh, what is it?
01:12:21Well, Mary and I are coming to your staff dance,
01:12:23and she absolutely insists that I get in a bit of practice first.
01:12:25You know, Mary doesn't think much of my dancing.
01:12:27Well, don't take it so to heart, Tony.
01:12:29After all, we can't all be gigolos like...
01:12:31Kenya.
01:12:33Yes, well, never mind about that. You go and do your stuff. Go on.
01:12:35Okay, Mary.
01:12:37Come and suffer in a good cause.
01:12:39Now, wait a minute. Why don't you dance with Val?
01:12:41She'll show you a few wrinkles. Do you mind, Val?
01:12:43Not at all. I'll give you some real polish.
01:12:45Okay. Do you mind, Mary?
01:12:47Of course not. Okay, come on, Val.
01:13:11She's a lovely dancer.
01:13:13She'd make your charming wife.
01:13:15Val and I are just good friends, that's all.
01:13:17Ken, have you ever thought of taking a trip to America?
01:13:19It's a wonderful country.
01:13:21So is England.
01:13:23That's where you belong.
01:13:25Your firm has been very kind to us since we've been here.
01:13:27In fact, they're organizing a staff dance for us
01:13:29before we go back.
01:13:31You were a great favorite before you went away, Mary.
01:13:33They thought a lot of you.
01:13:35So do I.
01:13:39Why, Tony, you're a brilliant dancer.
01:13:41All the girls at the staff dance would be mad about you
01:13:43if you stepped around like that.
01:13:45Say, you wouldn't kid a fellow, would you?
01:13:47You know, you deserve a drink after this.
01:13:49We'll have a drink. Sure we will. Come on.
01:14:11Thanks, Val, that was swell.
01:14:13Well, I think that calls for a drink.
01:14:15Waiter.
01:14:17What are you going to have?
01:14:19I think I'll have a Pimm's. Mary?
01:14:21Same for me, please. Scotch for me.
01:14:23Two Pimm's, two large scotch. Soda?
01:14:25Yeah, please. Soda. Very good, sir.
01:14:27You danced very well this evening, darling.
01:14:29Say, who are you kidding? He certainly did.
01:14:31Never mind about his dancing.
01:14:33Will you have this waltz with me, darling?
01:14:35I'd love to, Ken.
01:14:37You don't mind, do you? No, carry on, honey.
01:14:39You don't mind, do you? No, carry on, honey.
01:14:41You don't mind, do you? No, carry on, honey.
01:14:43How about keeping your promise of coming up to my flat?
01:15:11I don't think I'd better, Ken.
01:15:13Don't let me down, darling. You've let me down often enough.
01:15:16All right, I'll come, but remember...
01:15:18Tomorrow night?
01:15:19Yes. Tony's going round to the club to have a drink with Dad.
01:15:26Okay, that's it. Thanks for the game.
01:15:29Are you two gonna stop this match or die of old age here?
01:15:32I'm sure they'd like it.
01:15:33Say, Pop, I just won my game. I hope you're gonna win yours.
01:15:36You bet, son. You bet.
01:15:38Don't you think it's a good idea if we open the doors before I start shooting?
01:15:41Well, it could pay better, I'm sure.
01:15:42Oh, you fool! Can't you look what you're doing?
01:15:44You're too late. I've done it.
01:15:45How's that, Joe? Is it all right?
01:15:46It's all right if you get rid of all...
01:15:47If you want one in the clock, get out of the way.
01:15:49Okay.
01:15:50I must have air. I must breathe.
01:15:52Take it easy. Take it easy.
01:15:53Hey!
01:15:54Is it you that's put it around an arm for me?
01:15:57Listen, we've got a match on, old man. I don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:00Somebody's put it around an arm for me.
01:16:03There'll be room in the van for the two of us. I'll drive.
01:16:06Yes.
01:16:07Ready?
01:16:09Keep it up. Keep it up, Joe. You're doing well.
01:16:11Careful now.
01:16:12Beautiful!
01:16:13Found the ball.
01:16:14Oh, yes. There we are.
01:16:15Hey!
01:16:16I'm all right. It's you.
01:16:22Beautiful!
01:16:23That's two 18s. That's 47 and 40, 62 and 94.
01:16:28Yes, and two for markings, 95.
01:16:30Good enough.
01:16:31Well done, Joe.
01:16:32Home for you, Miss Harrison. Personal call.
01:16:33Okay, thanks.
01:16:34Excuse me, Pop.
01:16:35Certainly, son.
01:16:36It's your throw.
01:16:37He's got something to beat, you know.
01:16:38Yes.
01:16:39Oh, 15 and a half plus two, 18 and a half.
01:16:41Answer is no.
01:16:42Put it on 24.
01:16:43Right.
01:16:44Hello?
01:16:45Is that you, Tony?
01:16:46I've just phoned Ken at his flat and your wife answered the phone.
01:16:49But I can hardly believe it.
01:16:51Listen, Tony, your wife's alone with Ken Smith at his flat.
01:16:55You're quite certain?
01:16:56Say, where is this flat?
01:16:58Meet me at the town hall and I'll take you there.
01:17:00Okay. I'll be with you in less than 10 minutes.
01:17:03Bye.
01:17:05Look, I'm all right.
01:17:07Let me have a bottle of whiskey to take home.
01:17:09Oh, all right.
01:17:10And you and I'll have a drink together.
01:17:12A quiet drink.
01:17:13All right.
01:17:14Hey, Joe.
01:17:15We might as well all have a drink. Come on.
01:17:16Yes, I think we will. We'll eat it.
01:17:22Drink?
01:17:23No, thank you.
01:17:28Here's to your bright eyes.
01:17:30Don't you think you'd better have a drink, darling?
01:17:32After all, it is our health I'm drinking.
01:17:34No, thank you. I don't want a drink.
01:17:36In fact, I should never have come.
01:17:38I think I'd better leave now.
01:17:39Oh, no, you don't, darling.
01:17:41You're going to stay until we get this thing settled
01:17:43without any fear of interruption.
01:17:45There's nothing to settle.
01:17:47What you're suggesting is impossible.
01:17:49Then why did you come?
01:17:51I came because I wanted to make you understand that I'm not...
01:17:54But you could have written and told me that or ignored me in the future.
01:17:58Oh, no.
01:17:59Your coming here today means that you couldn't get on...
01:18:01It means nothing. Nothing at all.
01:18:03It means you admit you made a mistake in marrying Tony,
01:18:06that I'm beginning to mean more to you than he does.
01:18:08It does not.
01:18:09Now, come along, darling. Don't try and fool me.
01:18:11Why not admit that you came here today because you love me?
01:18:14I may have loved you once, Ken, but I don't now, and so...
01:18:17You love me once and you'll love me again.
01:18:19That's all there is to it, darling.
01:18:20Please, Ken, let me go. I want to leave now.
01:18:22Oh, no, darling. Now you're here, you're going to stay.
01:18:25No, I'm not.
01:18:26Darling, no one's going to disturb us.
01:18:28Why not relax?
01:18:34There you are. I told you so.
01:18:36Now, you were right.
01:18:38So, Mary, you did come after all.
01:18:40How did you know I was here?
01:18:41I have a shrewd suspicion that there's our answer.
01:18:43Did you bring him?
01:18:44Yes, I did.
01:18:45Well, that's probably not such a bad thing.
01:18:47Now we're all here, we might as well have a showdown.
01:18:49Yeah, I think so, too.
01:18:50I'm sorry for what I've got to say to you, old man.
01:18:53I'm sorry for what I've got to say to you, old man.
01:18:55But somebody's got to say it, so here goes.
01:18:57You're probably aware that Mary and I were very, very close friends.
01:19:01I'm just beginning to find out.
01:19:03Well, since meeting me again, she's decided that she's made a mistake in marrying you.
01:19:07She wants to divorce you so that she can marry me.
01:19:10That's not true, Ken. You know it's not true.
01:19:12Now, don't go back on your word, darling.
01:19:14I'm not going back on my word. I never gave you my word.
01:19:17Tony, you must believe me.
01:19:19What do you expect me to believe?
01:19:20Well, I come in here and find you in that guy's arms.
01:19:22But, Tony, he forced me.
01:19:24Oh, he did.
01:19:25Just a minute, you two.
01:19:26It's about time I had something to say in this.
01:19:28Now, wait a minute, Val. This has got nothing whatever to do with you.
01:19:31I have something to tell you, Ken, which will settle once and for all who you are going to marry.
01:19:35What are you getting at?
01:19:36I'm only telling you that you're marrying me.
01:19:39Because...
01:19:40Well, because you've just got to now.
01:19:44I'm going home.
01:19:46Get yourself out of this one, pal.
01:19:49Hey, Mary. Wait for me, Mary. I'm coming, too.
01:19:53And the key.
01:19:55We can't get in without the key.
01:19:57Can we?
01:19:58Which one is it?
01:19:59I'll tie the ball.
01:20:00Might as well.
01:20:02Tie this one first.
01:20:04That's not the one.
01:20:05That's it.
01:20:06There you go.
01:20:09I can't carry this tonne of...
01:20:19...clumbs to my head.
01:20:21I've been to better clubs than that.
01:20:27What have we got on the left?
01:20:45I wonder where those have got to.
01:20:49I wonder where those have got to.
01:20:51I wonder where those have got to.
01:21:17Let go.
01:21:21Damn.
01:21:28I hope I never go to that club again.
01:21:32I know this one.
01:21:36I can't be lost.
01:21:48See you at a new club, Jeff?
01:21:51The mattress is gone again.
01:21:57Hello.
01:21:58Looks as if nobody's in.
01:22:00I'll bet they're all out at that club again.
01:22:06Oh, so that's always you.
01:22:09Tight as ever.
01:22:21Now, I wonder if he's fallen out of bed.
01:22:24I'll bet he has.
01:22:25I'll bet he has.
01:22:27Idiot.
01:22:31I'll have his stats dropped at that club.
01:22:33I know what I'll do.
01:22:36If that's how it's your, I'll break his neck.
01:22:40What's all this noise about?
01:22:41Hey, I fell out of bed.
01:22:43To bed.
01:22:45Where have you been?
01:22:46None of your own business, Jeff.
01:22:49Where have you been?
01:22:50None of your own business.
01:22:51I've been out.
01:22:52Been out, ain't you?
01:22:56Just one of these nights, you'll come home sober.
01:22:58One of these nights, I won't come home at all.
01:23:01Don't be a stranger.
01:23:02I've got nothing to come home for anyway.
01:23:04Oh, shut up.
01:23:05Put the sock in it.
01:23:11That's another one gone.
01:23:13I'll marry a respectable gentleman.
01:23:15That's what I'll do.
01:23:16You'll break his antics.
01:23:18None of your own business.
01:23:24Lie down.
01:23:27Have you seen the size of you lately?
01:23:30You're like a battleship.
01:23:33You want out sizes?
01:23:34You want elephant sizes?
01:23:36That's what you want.
01:23:39I'm tired, I know that much.
01:23:41Get into bed.
01:23:42Get to sleep.
01:23:43That's what I'm going to do.
01:23:44I'm going to do.
01:23:46Shut up.
01:23:48Really, I don't know.
01:23:53On goes the tent.
01:23:57I suppose you do these silly things and then loo after it.
01:24:01I don't know.
01:24:04I suppose I'd better get down here and have a look.
01:24:14Where did you get into?
01:24:15Help me.
01:24:16Help me.
01:24:17What do you want to get yourself?
01:24:20You're on people's nerves.
01:24:25Wait a moment.
01:24:26I'll lift you out.
01:24:28When I lift the bed.
01:24:31Are you all right?
01:24:36What are you playing at?
01:24:38I don't know.
01:24:39You know you are a nuisance.
01:24:41You're more, you're more, you're more bothersome than they are anyway.
01:24:45I can't understand you.
01:24:46Honestly.
01:24:47Why don't you come up to bed at a reasonable pace?
01:24:51I'll pull it down.
01:24:55I'm a little full.
01:24:59What a night.
01:25:03There we are.
01:25:15What do you think you're playing at?
01:25:17Get to sleep.
01:25:18Can't you hear me shout?
01:25:20One of these nights you'll be sitting bed on fire smoking.
01:25:23Would you some dummies doing that one of these days yet?
01:25:26Can't I have a smoking bed if I want?
01:25:28Oh, shut up.
01:25:29All right, I'll put it out.
01:25:31In the bed, I wish you would.
01:25:39What are you doing?
01:25:40Get in to bed.
01:25:45Now get to sleep.
01:25:58I say, Joe, I think I've left gas caps on.
01:26:02What?
01:26:03Caps, I've left gas caps on the stove.
01:26:05Then bring it down on top.
01:26:08I think I've left them on.
01:26:10It'd be a good job if you were gassed out a bit.
01:26:13I think I've left them on.
01:26:18I don't believe you.
01:26:24You're right.
01:26:26You did leave them on, the gas caps.
01:26:28Yes.
01:26:29And then I didn't.
01:26:31And I'm not like you.
01:26:35Sam!
01:26:36Come and give us a hand. I'm in a hurry.
01:26:38Oh, I am coming.
01:26:41I can't get my collar fastened.
01:26:43You can't get your collar fastened?
01:26:45Just a minute.
01:26:46What's the first thing you do when you've had a bath?
01:26:48Pardon?
01:26:49I said, what's the first thing you do when you've had a bath?
01:26:51Oh, well, when you finish your bath,
01:26:53you pull something up on the chain.
01:26:55On the chain.
01:26:56And the water goes through.
01:26:57It's not so thick.
01:26:58It goes through a hole.
01:26:59I know.
01:27:00And where do you think the water goes after it goes through the hole?
01:27:02I don't know.
01:27:03It goes to the plug down the corner.
01:27:04That's it.
01:27:05I get it back at 1.45.
01:27:06You do?
01:27:07Yes.
01:27:08Well, you won't get 1.45 for that.
01:27:09Come on, give us a hand.
01:27:10How long since you've had a bath?
01:27:11Well, you see, our Alice is five.
01:27:13She was two when I bought a toothbrush.
01:27:15Yes, she was two years old when I bought a toothbrush.
01:27:17That was the day.
01:27:18Three years since you've had a bath?
01:27:19Yes.
01:27:20You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:27:21Give us a hand with this collar.
01:27:22You're excited.
01:27:23Get it round.
01:27:24Don't strangle me.
01:27:25Come, wait a minute.
01:27:26You'll be all right.
01:27:27Get the other side over there.
01:27:28You're nipping me.
01:27:29I'm nipping you.
01:27:30You're hurting me.
01:27:31Go home.
01:27:32Somebody come.
01:27:33I'm coming.
01:27:34I'm here.
01:27:35What's the matter with you?
01:27:36Get your hand out.
01:27:37Let's have a break.
01:27:39I've never seen such a nimble seal in all my life as you.
01:27:43Would you rather look at yourself in the mirror?
01:27:45Me?
01:27:46Why should I?
01:27:47I've got the collar on.
01:27:48It'll be a common sense.
01:27:49Listen, we'll never reach our Mary's dance.
01:27:51We should have been first at the dance,
01:27:53and we've not even reached the dance.
01:27:55It'll be all right now.
01:27:57Put the thing in there like that.
01:27:59Get the left side on like that.
01:28:01Now, get this one.
01:28:02Pull it over.
01:28:03All right.
01:28:04You've got it.
01:28:05Ah!
01:28:06Ah!
01:28:07Ah!
01:28:08Ah!
01:28:11Check it.
01:28:12Check it out.
01:28:13Oh!
01:28:14Oh, good.
01:28:15Thank you.
01:28:16Ah!
01:28:17Ah!
01:28:22Look at that.
01:28:23What's wrong, Ben?
01:28:24What is it?
01:28:25Is your heart all right?
01:28:26Ah.
01:28:27We'll have to have the dance here.
01:28:29This is nice.
01:28:30Yes, beautiful.
01:28:31Our Mary's dance.
01:28:32We'll have to have the dance here, that's all.
01:28:34All right with me?
01:28:36Yeah, I have the place, I'll settle it.
01:28:42Oh!
01:28:43Oh!
01:28:44Oh!
01:28:45Oh!
01:28:46Oh!
01:28:47Oh!
01:28:48Oh!
01:28:49Oh!
01:28:50Oh!
01:28:51Oh!
01:28:52Oh!
01:28:53Hey, all right.
01:28:54All right.
01:28:55All right.
01:28:56Now, take a deep breath.
01:28:57Ah!
01:28:58Ah!
01:28:59Ah!
01:29:00Ah!
01:29:01Ah!
01:29:02Ah!
01:29:03Ah!
01:29:04Ah!
01:29:05Ah!
01:29:06Ah!
01:29:07Ah!
01:29:08Ah!
01:29:09Ah!
01:29:10Ah!
01:29:11Ah!
01:29:13Ah!
01:29:14Ah!
01:29:15Ah!
01:29:16Ah!
01:29:17Ah!
01:29:18Ah!
01:29:19Ah!
01:29:20Ah!
01:29:21Ah!
01:29:29Oh, he's lovely and warm.
01:29:31He must have been there a long time.
01:29:33Come on, Teddy, let's have a look at you.
01:29:35Do you know, I, oh, there's one poor there.
01:29:38He'll be out any minute now.
01:29:40No, no, no, Teddy, no, no, not quick.
01:29:42Let's have a look at you.
01:29:44Oh, no, put your hands down.
01:29:47You're not shy.
01:29:49Oh, well, look at all these nice boys and girls
01:29:51from the works, and Uncle Alec, and you'll have a peep.
01:29:55Rub your eyes right well.
01:29:56Now, look, that's right, are you all right there?
01:29:59Well, lift, that's right.
01:30:02Oh, Teddy, come here.
01:30:03Now, what are we going to do?
01:30:04Because you're going to play a trumpet.
01:30:07Well, now, where is the, have you got a trumpet, Uncle Fred?
01:30:09Because, oh, you've got a trumpet, Teddy.
01:30:13Oh, my word, that's a lovely trumpet.
01:30:17Well, you know, I didn't know,
01:30:18now, don't get excited, Teddy, Teddy.
01:30:20Teddy, it's naughty.
01:30:23Oh, I'm, oh, I'm sorry, you've only little ears.
01:30:27All right, I won't shout anymore.
01:30:30Well, now we've got the trumpet,
01:30:31what are we going to do?
01:30:33Oh, no, you want me to do it, you want me to blow it?
01:30:37Yes, I know, well, now, Teddy, if I blow there,
01:30:39what are you going to do?
01:30:41Oh, you're going to have a bash, oh, I see.
01:30:45Well, now, I think we ought to have a rehearsal first,
01:30:46don't you, with Uncle Freddy, yes, and with the piano.
01:30:51Do you mind if we have a rehearsal with the piano?
01:30:53Just to find out where we are, you see?
01:30:55Well, go down the scale first, shall we?
01:30:57Right, all right.
01:30:59Oh, dear, no, Teddy, now, don't start sweating, Teddy,
01:31:02we haven't started yet.
01:31:03Harry James was your uncle, all right.
01:31:06Well, now, are you ready, Uncle Arthur?
01:31:08We'll go down the scale and find out where we are.
01:31:10Ready?
01:31:11Right, rehearsal.
01:31:24Oh, you were short of knobs, I see, short of knobs.
01:31:28Well, now, how many knobs have we got now?
01:31:30Three, right.
01:31:31Now, what shall we play for all the folks here?
01:31:33Oh, no, no, he wants to play the Flight of the Bumblebee.
01:31:37Oh, no, that's too slow.
01:31:39Let's play, yes, that's right, Three Blind Mice.
01:31:44Three Blind Mice and, oh, you want all the orchestra.
01:31:47Oh, dear, that's very expensive, isn't it?
01:31:50Who is this, then?
01:31:51Well, and twiddly bits as well.
01:31:53Oh, you've got twiddly bits?
01:31:54Oh, plenty of twiddly bits.
01:31:55All right, we'll have all the orchestra
01:31:58and twiddly bits and Three Blind Mice.
01:32:00Right-o.
01:32:01No, he says, don't forget his twiddly bits.
01:32:03All you've got.
01:32:04Right-o, then.
01:32:10What's the matter with you?
01:32:10What's the matter with you?
01:32:12Good gracious me, that's ridiculous.
01:32:15Hey, that little thing, hmm?
01:32:20Yes, I know he frightened me, then.
01:32:22You want twiddly bits.
01:32:24Not manhole covers, blow it off.
01:32:27All right, we'll have another try.
01:32:28Right-o.
01:32:34Oh, dear, hmm?
01:32:35Yes, it's getting worse.
01:32:37I mean, we never had this trouble with Sir Malcolm,
01:32:39you know.
01:32:40All right, a little bit more, then.
01:32:52Gracious me.
01:32:54Yes, that wasn't called for.
01:32:57Certainly not in season at the moment.
01:32:59Anyhow, yes, I think we'd better play our last piece.
01:33:02All right, well, what shall we play?
01:33:05All right, Pop Goes the Weasel.
01:33:07Pop Goes the Weasel, and no twiddly bits this time.
01:33:09Straight through.
01:33:10Are you ready?
01:33:11Right-o, then.
01:33:13Wait a minute, wait a minute, he's gonna sneeze.
01:33:15Oh, dear, get your mackintoshes on, folks.
01:33:17Come on, hurry up.
01:33:20Oh, I see.
01:33:21It's just a little bit now.
01:33:23Are you all right?
01:33:25Off we go, then.
01:33:44Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
01:33:47There you are.
01:33:48Head, corset.
01:33:50There we are.
01:33:51Now, aren't you gonna wave all the folks goodbye?
01:33:54Wave them all goodbye, a little tiny goodbye.
01:33:57That's right.
01:33:58And goodbye to Joe and Uncle Dan and Uncle Alec, hmm?
01:34:02Oh, no, come along now.
01:34:04I see, I think he's a bit tired, you know.
01:34:07All right, put your hand in now.
01:34:09Put your hand in.
01:34:10That's right.
01:34:11Is it in?
01:34:13It's in.
01:34:14Well, he's getting tired.
01:34:15I think we'd better put him back to where we got him from.
01:34:18Put him back to bed.
01:34:18He's done very well.
01:34:46Yes, I'm looking forward to tonight.
01:34:48It's funny we haven't met before.
01:34:50You know, I've been around.
01:34:51I've been...
01:34:52Oh, good evening, darling.
01:34:54Good evening.
01:34:55What's this going on?
01:34:56Who are those?
01:34:57Oh, the ladies.
01:34:58They're friends of Dan's.
01:34:59What would you do with me?
01:35:00Only I want to be sociable.
01:35:01Oh, you must talk to them, you know.
01:35:02Yes, well, who are they?
01:35:03They're two mannequins from Madame Tussauds.
01:35:05Oh, that's right.
01:35:06You both end up in Madame Tussauds in the Chamber of Horrors.
01:35:08Why?
01:35:09Have you seen yourselves?
01:35:10No, I haven't.
01:35:11I haven't.
01:35:12I haven't.
01:35:13I haven't.
01:35:14I haven't.
01:35:15I haven't.
01:35:16I haven't.
01:35:17I've never seen anything so disgusting in all my life.
01:35:18What do you mean, the whistle doesn't blow?
01:35:19It's terrible.
01:35:20They're all right.
01:35:21They'll fit in places.
01:35:22Good gracious.
01:35:23Well, we've had an accident.
01:35:24Dan fell in the bath, I fell in trying to get him out, and we've had to borrow these
01:35:28claws from the lady.
01:35:29Oh, you mean the bath at home?
01:35:30Yes, our bath, yes.
01:35:31Oh, yes, and, uh, have you left everything all right?
01:35:33Is everything OK?
01:35:34When did you see the bath?
01:35:35Oh, it's filled up just like a bathing pool.
01:35:36Did we leave the taps on?
01:35:37I don't remember.
01:35:38He doesn't remember that we left the taps on.
01:35:40So why worry?
01:35:41He doesn't remember whether we left the taps on or not.
01:35:43So why worry? I bet you're still having a good time here.
01:35:46Come on, let's go to the bar and have a green goddess.
01:35:48Yes, we'll have a green goddess with a touch of cockle water.
01:35:50You don't mind, darling?
01:35:52No, no, no.
01:35:53Go and entertain the people on the ballroom floor.
01:35:55Do the splits. They'll love it.
01:35:56Yes.
01:35:57I'll do the splits on you when I get you home.
01:36:11♪
01:36:32You believe there was nothing serious between Ken Smith and I, don't you, Tony?
01:36:34Of course I do, honey.
01:36:37I wish we were on the boat going home.
01:36:38Yeah, so do I.
01:36:40Oh, I had a pretty swell time over here.
01:36:42Except for that upstart Ken Smith.
01:36:44Let's forget all about him, Tony. Val Westwood will take care of him.
01:36:47Yeah, she certainly will.
01:36:49You know, I'm going to arrange for your ma and pa to come over to the States next year.
01:36:52Maybe bring a new model of that Visagram with them.
01:36:54They've got it ready by then.
01:36:56If it blows up in America, they'll probably deport us.
01:36:58Now you're being sarcastic.
01:37:00Good job the firm could do without it.
01:37:02Anyway, here's to the trip.
01:37:05♪
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