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02:41nonsense
02:46nonsense
02:51nonsense
02:56I brought the food over.
02:58It's so cheap.
03:02Chen Pian.
03:04Could you please help me pick up those two stones?
03:07I quite like them.
03:12Zhou Xingxian.
03:13Your brother, Chen Pian, talks so much.
03:16He's a total nut.
03:21What is this?
03:22I saw Chen Pian talking to your mother last night.
03:25When did you see it?
03:27You, the illegitimate son of the governor of the Yashu City,
03:29don't blink your eyes.
03:31Go to the cold side.
03:32Your father gave me the imperial edict.
03:34I won't hit my son today.
03:35You're lucky.
03:38Zhiguo,
03:39you are so aggrieved with such a young master.
03:42Why don't you elope with Liu Xianyang?
03:43Anyway, that idiot looks at your eyes
03:46like he's going to eat you.
03:51Zhiguo.
03:56Hmm?
04:05This Song Xixi
04:06is as cowardly as her father.
04:08My horse skill
04:09is only half of it.
04:12Enough.
04:15Look.
04:16The rice wine you gave me
04:17has grown so big.
04:19Oh, right.
04:19My mother steamed some spicy meat.
04:21She wants you to eat it.
04:22I'm not going.
04:23I want to rest early tonight.
04:25Oh,
04:26go ahead.
04:29I have a delivery to make money tomorrow morning.
04:31Oh.
04:32Hmm?
04:33Burn this.
04:41I heard there are a bunch of outsiders here.
04:43Isn't Longyao closed?
04:45What are they doing here?
04:46Oh,
04:47my mother said
04:48they are all immortals
04:49and rich.
04:50We have to
04:52get some money from them.
04:54Hmm.
04:55Go ahead.
04:56Oh,
04:56I'm going.
05:23Ah.
05:27Ha ha.
05:35You little bastard.
05:37You fell into the front yard.
05:38Do you want to die?
05:40Ah.
05:41Hmm.
05:42Huh?
05:43Heh heh.
05:44We'll talk about that later.
05:46Ah.
05:49Ah.
05:52Heh heh heh.
05:54Hmm.
05:55Ah.
05:56As usual,
05:58you outsiders come here to look for opportunities.
06:00Each family has to leave a bag of gold and gold coins
06:02before you can enter the small town.
06:04Huh?
06:07Heh heh.
06:09Huh?
06:13Next.
06:24Hmm.
06:31Lou Yi.
06:32Hmph.
06:34Grandpa Lou.
06:35Ah.
06:41Hey.
06:41Do you want to know
06:43what they said?
06:44Yes.
06:45They praised you.
06:47Heh heh.
06:48It's all good.
06:49Do you think I'm stupid?
06:50Ha ha ha.
06:51Heh heh heh.
06:52Hey, little bastard.
06:54Take it.
06:55Go and send the letter.
06:57Heh heh.
06:58Hey.
06:59That woman is not an easy person.
07:02Heh heh.
07:02That lady practiced martial arts.
07:04Hey.
07:05Hey.
07:07Hey.
07:08Hey.
07:09Huh?
07:10We agreed to send a letter for 10,000 yuan.
07:11We still need 50,000 yuan.
07:12Hey.
07:13Come on.
07:13It's a blessing in disguise.
07:14Sign it first.
07:15Hey.
07:18It is said that
07:193,000 years ago,
07:21there was a great immortal
07:23in the world.
07:28After he conquered Da Dao,
07:30he traveled the world alone with a sword.
07:34But for some reason,
07:36he had a conflict with Jiao Long.
07:40For 300 spring and autumn,
07:43he handed over to Zhan Jiao,
07:45Jade Dragon, Stone Dragon, and Earth Dragon.
07:46It is said that in the final battle of Zhan Long,
07:50the Earth Dragon killed the Ghost God.
07:54The whole mountain was surrounded by trees.
07:56Qiong Yu was terrified.
08:00It is said that
08:01the Earth Dragon was long and thick.
08:04When it was boiling,
08:05it was full of light.
08:08But in the face of the sword god,
08:11it was just a long, slippery wall.
08:15After the sword was swept away,
08:16the Earth Dragon was defeated.
08:20It was forced into the sky of Dong Bao Ming Zhou.
08:25Oh.
08:26I really hate myself for being born many years later.
08:31I don't have the fate to see it with my own eyes.
08:34Old man, stop beating around the bush.
08:36Did the Earth Dragon die in the end?
08:38That's right.
08:45Dead.
08:47Ah.
08:49He didn't die.
08:51Ha ha ha.
08:53Come on, come on, come on.
08:56Let's have a competition.
08:58Ha ha ha.
09:00Although the Earth Dragon fell,
09:04the Dragon Qi carried the Five Elements Dragon
09:07and the big and small Jiyuan.
09:11Jiyuan refers to different things.
09:14There are things and people.
09:16They can help the cultivators to advance in the Great Way.
09:20They have the Great Unrighteous Person as their master.
09:23These Western-style Jiyuan
09:26may be...
09:29Ha ha ha.
09:30They may be lurking around us.
09:34It's like a dragon lurking in the abyss.
09:37As for how to find them,
09:40let's listen to the next story.
09:46Don't listen to the next story.
09:47Tell me now.
09:52I heard that there is an ancient well in Xinhuaxiang.
09:55Take me to see it.
09:56I'll tell you.
10:01My bowl is very special.
10:04Take me to the well.
10:06I'll show you the mystery of the bowl.
10:11Ha ha ha.
10:27What?
10:28Your letter.
10:29Oh.
10:30I'll go get it.
10:40I'll go get it.
10:49Here's your letter.
10:51Young man.
10:52Come in and have some water.
10:54No, thanks.
10:59The peach blossoms are in full bloom.
11:04This year's peach leaves
11:06can't see the peach blossoms.
11:09The peach trees in Wuhan
11:12can't see the peach blossoms.
11:15After I was born,
11:18Xu Jingyao looked at me.
11:21Even if the peach trees try their best,
11:23they can't touch the peach trees.
11:26But what he wants to do to the peach trees
11:29is his attitude.
11:31The peach trees in Wuhan
11:34can't see the peach blossoms.
11:38Whether it's a person
11:40or a small skin,
11:43only with an attitude
11:45can you have dignity.
11:50Let's continue.
11:51There is medicine in the world.
11:53I beg you.
11:56This is your letter.
11:59When you have nothing to do in the future,
12:01you can come here to listen more.
12:05It's okay.
12:11The truth is in the book.
12:13Being a person is outside the book.
12:18Go ahead.
12:35The Meantime, the Peach Blossoms
12:37are in full bloom.
12:38This year's peach leaves
12:41can't see the peach trees.
12:43Whether it's a person
12:46or a small skin,
12:49only with an attitude
12:52can you have dignity.
12:55The peach trees in Wuhan
12:58can't see the peach trees.
13:01I don't think so.
13:02Okay.
13:06How much are you willing to pay?
13:10I only have 50 cents.
13:11Can you...
13:1450 cents?
13:17That's not much.
13:2250 cents.
13:23I'll take it all.
13:2750 cents?
13:3150 cents.
13:34Hey.
13:35I know the rules of the first-come, first-served.
13:37I just want to thank you.
13:38We're even now.
13:41This...
13:44Grandpa Hu.
13:45This carp is really something.
13:48It's better to come early than to come at a bad time.
13:50This is a great opportunity.
13:52In the future, the fish will turn into dragons.
13:55Your Highness doesn't need to go on this trip.
13:58It's my turn.
13:59This is a great opportunity.
14:02The fish will turn into dragons.
14:05Young man.
14:06What you missed is a great opportunity.
14:09Don't go.
14:10I will also write some Buddhist scriptures.
14:13It can pray for the ancestors.
14:15Maybe I can have a rich and noble baby.
14:21To be honest.
14:22I think you have the spirit of a killer.
14:25Why don't you take a shot?
14:2750 cents.
14:28What do you think of this?
14:30If it's more than 50 cents.
14:32Why don't you add a happy money?
14:34If you're lucky, it's more than 50 cents.
14:37I only want your 50 cents.
14:40What do you think?
14:41Is it worth it?
14:42How do you know I have 50 cents in my hand?
14:46I'm a god.
14:49Priest.
14:50I'll give you all 50 cents.
14:52I just want you to write two peace talismans.
14:54For your parents.
14:56I want to write better than usual.
14:58Okay?
15:01You really don't care about the peace talisman.
15:20Thank you, priest.
15:22The yellow sparrow is coming.
15:26The emperor's family is in mourning.
15:30It's not him.
15:33Life is eight feet.
15:35Don't ask for a tent.
15:46You should show me what you put in the bowl.
15:52You baby.
15:53Don't worry.
15:57Heavy roots.
16:06It's actually a water dragon.
16:10You tell me first.
16:12Where did the mud come from?
16:14I'll show you.
16:15Don't regret it.
16:16Otherwise, you won't die easily.
16:18I'll beat you up.
16:21Who did you learn this from?
16:24From my mother.
16:27No wonder you are the most beautiful woman in the world.
16:33Is Chen Ping'an the one who gave you the mud?
16:36How do you know?
16:38If you dare to think about the mud,
16:40I'll let Chen Ping'an break your bones.
16:45Chen Ping'an.
16:49What's your relationship with him?
16:52We grew up together.
16:54What's your relationship with him?
17:02You are an old man.
17:03Don't you look at me?
17:07You and I are fated.
17:10I'll show you the mystery.
17:18I'll show you.
17:49Gu Can is my disciple.
17:52Just treat it as for his own good.
17:55Don't blame me for taking your wish.
18:06Master Fu.
18:07The three thousand year deadline has arrived.
18:09Will this small town really...
18:12Cai Qianzi.
18:14The sky cannot be revealed.
18:16Although the small town doesn't have much time,
18:18there is still a saint as a witness.
18:20You and I are fated.
18:22We have to follow the rules.
18:24We can't hurt people.
18:30If you and I really have an unexpected joy here,
18:34how will you repay me?
18:37Let the king choose.
18:40How?
18:44Cai Qianzi.
18:45Friends are friends.
18:46Business is business.
18:48A pair of servants and a pair of mother and son in Niping Alley.
18:51We each choose one.
18:52The capital of this house is Yungen Stone in Yunxia Mountain.
18:56Ten pieces are given to our old dragon city every year.
18:58Of course.
18:59Then Master Fu will choose Song Jixi.
19:01I choose Gu Can.
19:03How?
19:04That's it.
19:16Song Jixi
19:21Just in time.
19:23Let me kill you with a sword.
19:32What a coincidence.
19:33We meet again.
19:35Little brother.
19:36I want to ask you about two people.
19:38Gu Can and Song Jixi.
19:40Do you know them?
19:41Not long ago, I was a student of Yikou Longyao.
19:43I just moved here.
19:44Do you want to ask others?
19:46Do us a little favor.
19:47I'll give you something.
19:49How?
19:50Just tell us where these two families live.
19:55I'm Song Jixi.
19:57What's the matter?
19:59Mr. Song.
20:01My sister is looking for Gu Can.
20:03Can you help?
20:05What's the benefit?
20:07Little guy.
20:12Although the sky is wide, it does not recognize the rootless grass.
20:15Do you know what that means?
20:17You missed a big opportunity.
20:20Be careful.
20:24Gou Shi
20:31How dare you mess with my heart?
20:33Stop.
20:38I know when you talk.
20:42Deliberately slowed down the speed.
20:44Cai Jingjian.
20:45Don't ignore the saint's rules.
20:48It's my fault.
21:04Sister.
21:07Your eyelashes are very long.
21:13Cut off the heart.
21:15It's the opportunity.
21:17No.
21:20Sister.
21:34The building has been destroyed.
21:49Cai Jingjian