• 2 months ago
Tobin is tiredddd of this Conor McGregor charade! This leads Tob's going in on McGregor and the UFC!
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00:00Boys, I'm going to be a little greedy this morning because I want to start off with the UFC.
00:05All right. Oh, whoa. Yep. Yep. We'll get to dolphins. Dolphins are plenty. We got a joint
00:10practice coming up. We got it. We got the heat in tournament schedule out. We got Jake Berger
00:15turning into Giancarlo standing in his prime. We got all types of things happening, but I'm
00:21effing tired of this charade. And I'll tell you what charade I'm talking about. I am tired,
00:27tired of this Conor McGregor charade. Oh, here we go. So yesterday was the debut of Dana White's
00:35Tuesday night contender series, which by the way is a fantastic event. Every single week in the
00:42summer, what they do is Tuesday nights, they have all the contenders, people who want to win UFC
00:47contracts fight. And these fights are awesome because these dudes want to get in the UFC.
00:52It's amazing because some of the guys that you see fighting on Saturdays came from these
00:56contenders series. Yep. Yep. Sugar Sean O'Malley for probably the most famous example. I love the
01:02Tuesday night contenders series. And last night was a banger. And every night afterwards after
01:08these events, Dana White will do a press conference. All right. Great. And so yesterday this
01:16guy gets there and he's being asked a question by a reporter and then just throws it at the end.
01:21Well, I'll let you listen here. I saw that you and Connor were both in Sturgis. I'm wondering if
01:25Larry, you guys met at all and talked about, I'll get this fixed for you. But the point is
01:30this, uh, this guy goes out, he goes in there, Leroy. He says that he's like, Hey, oh yeah. Connor
01:40not fighting this year, not fighting this year. And I'm like, hold on, dude. What do you mean?
01:46Like his fight as well. We talked. Yeah. We, we, what do I mean? I mean that he said that he's not
01:54fighting this year. Ridiculous that he's not going out there and fighting. And is he still
02:02hurt? I don't know. Cause Connor comes out every day. Every time that he says he's not fighting,
02:08he comes out and he goes, yes, I am fighting in December Dana. And I got to tell you, dude,
02:14I'm exhausted with the both of them. Sick of it, dude. Because you want to know what I think?
02:19Here's what I think. I don't think he is fighting. I think this is all a charade.
02:23Here's what I think. I think Conor McGregor keeps up the ruse that he's going to fight
02:27because it's good for business. Keeps him in the headlines. Every time I've once a fighter
02:31retires, they become irrelevant. They go off into the ether. Nobody cares. So he could sit there
02:37and he could sell his whiskey and he could sell his terrible beer. And that whatever that thing
02:41that he sprayed Bernie with, and he could just live his life willy nilly, but he looks coked
02:47out of his mind, juiced out of his mind on yachts, not looking like he's going to fight anytime soon.
02:53He puts some kind of sparring footage that looks like it's from three years ago. Somehow it's
02:57grainy, even though we've had the best technology for videoing ever. And I don't believe it. And
03:02the second part of it is you have Dana White who also wants in on this charade. He strings everybody
03:08along month after month after month. What did you know at Leroy? Guess what the UFC is in the middle
03:14of contract negotiations, TV contract negotiations. And wouldn't you know it? Wouldn't that make the
03:21UFC look more valuable if they could keep stringing along the debut of Conor McGregor
03:27on their new TV deal? And I'm not buying it. And I'm sick of it dude, because they have been doing
03:35this now for a year plus. And every single time I got to hear about this rat bastard and his
03:43potential return. And you want to know who nobody talks about poor Michael Chandler sitting here
03:49like a sucker thinking that he's getting this fight. He's not getting this fight
03:53because this fight's never going to happen because Conor's not fighting.
04:00What the hell Conor? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can I ask a question?
04:08And I want everybody to take note. I want everybody to take note of this when you're dealing
04:14with someone in a situation like this. Is it Conor's fault for being Conor McGregor?
04:21Is it Dana White for being Dana White? Or is it our fault for falling for it?
04:25They're lying to us, dude. They're lying to us.
04:29Has Conor McGregor ever been any different than he's been throughout his career?
04:34This used to not be boxing. Okay. This used to not be a bunch of hocus pocus.
04:40You're going to get the fight, but in three fights, you're going to get the fight, but in
04:44that used to not be the UFC. But then all of a sudden it became the UFC
04:47where I'm not getting the fights that I want. And you've strung me along here
04:52for a willy nilly ride just to keep relevance. And I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the nonsense.
04:59You know what it became? Instead of the UFC, it became the business of UFC.
05:06It's ridiculous. It is patently absurd that I have to sit here and act like this guy's going to
05:13fight when he's not going to fight. He's not fighting. They just keep punting on it. And
05:21you missed your fight because of a toe injury. A toe? You won the interim championship with a
05:27torn ACL. What are we talking about? That's why I thought it was close.
05:31Because look how simple toe, that'll heal quick. What?
05:35It was a pinky toe, though. He didn't even have dead foot. Exactly.
05:40Actually had dead foot. Not even a real injury, dude. Not a real injury. Ridiculous.
05:47We talked. Yeah, we talked. We didn't meet up, but we talked.
05:52And yeah, he wants to fight, so we'll figure it out.
05:56Soon? Not this year. He won't fight this year.
06:00Why not? He wants to. You got no fight in December.
06:06When is the television deal up? I don't know.
06:09They're negotiating right now. He's like, we're going to go on this platform.
06:13You think that has something to do with it? Yes.
06:17Okay. But I don't think he's fighting. I think he's going to act like he's fighting.
06:21And then all of a sudden, I retire.
06:25Now, I'll never believe it because we got him on a card.
06:30We had him in the main event. Now, the next time his fight is announced,
06:34won't believe it. I won't believe it until the first bell rings.
06:39Conor McGregor tweeted out. It did. Conor McGregor tweeted out after this.
06:43Ah, Dana, December is the date. Bring the calendar year home with the winning event.
06:49Come on now. What's this? I'm off to altitude next month to prepare.
06:54December, in all caps, tell Dana and the UFC.
06:58We want December. We deserve December. And I don't know why he's tweeting in all caps.
07:03That that that reeks of cocaine, allegedly. Absolutely.
07:07And I'm just and then, of course, he deletes it because that's what Conor McGregor does.
07:10And I'm just tired of the act. I'm tired of it.
07:15This is nonsense. But what happened to the sport I love?
07:18Here's the kicker. Who's doing more acting?
07:22Dana O'Connor. They're in cahoots.
07:24OK, then. Cahoots, dude.
07:28The only people who are being suckered right now are you, me and Michael Mother
07:33Bleepin Chandler, unless he's in on it, too, like a patsy. I don't know what he is.
07:36What if they say, hey, you hang on. Here's a meal.
07:42Maybe some some shut up money. Yeah.
07:45Or Michael Chandler says, you know what? I'm done with this. I want to fight now.
07:49Here's a meal to not fight. Right.
07:53Make it look good. Don't make a stink.
07:56So you get don't make a stink money. Ridiculous.
08:01That money on to make a stink go away.
08:06Say, oh, stinks money smells like roses.
08:10Michael Chandler tweeted out Connor, the sport will move on and thrive without you.
08:14Put it to bed. Lay it to rest.
08:17Soon a distant memory. You vastly overestimate your importance
08:20inside the game for almost a decade. Godspeed. You shut up to Michael Chandler.
08:27Why did you take a fight if it's such a big deal?
08:31Because you want to know why? Because you're in on it.
08:33It's all a cahoots conspiracy, dude.
08:36Because regardless of what anybody thinks,
08:40that money is real nice.
08:41When Conor McGregor is involved.
08:46Right. Yeah, but he's acting like, oh, I don't
08:48know. This book's going to move over there.
08:50Oh, yeah. You didn't move on.
08:51You've been sitting on the sidelines for three years.
08:55Ridiculous. Anyway, I'm tired.
08:58Sorry, I got selfish. I'll pass the ball now.
09:06I get it, dude. All right.
09:08All right. Now he just pulled the Rio.
09:11I'm just I just I'm like, oh, you I'm open.
09:14I'm open. I'm like, what happened?
09:19Anyway, somebody said the WKM kicked Leroy out of the building
09:23after that epic temper tantrum yesterday.
09:26I mean, come on. Like I heard from Galen yesterday.
09:29He goes, everything OK.
09:31And Broward, I'm like, I heard Leroy.
09:33I'm like, I'm like, oh, man, I think he's upset.
09:36The metal that I just know it's not the metal detects.
09:39I'm fine with that. OK, but how you send a thousand messages a day.
09:45If you have kids in Broward County, you know what I'm talking about.
09:49The phone calls, the text, all these things.
09:52And you didn't mention, hey.
09:56We're going to be backed up a little bit.
09:57Why don't you come a little bit earlier?
10:01No, all these smart people, all these educators, all the nobody.
10:08Even hinted that there might be a delay.
10:14That's what I'm pissed off about.
10:16Was better off about the overall.
10:18I'm just off at all the damn messages I get,
10:20and none of them are pertinent to anything going on,
10:23because the most important thing you didn't relay
10:25to all the people to get in the damn school.
10:31So any better today?
10:33I don't know. I stayed home.
10:34I didn't have to go out in that madness.
10:40Dude, you guys know where I live.
10:43That is a one way street to 595.
10:47Yep.
10:48There's no way around it.
10:50Now, imagine 2,500 of the 4,000 kids waiting outside
10:55with cars and parents and all that stuff.
10:57And there's a school across the street.
11:00Yeah, I can imagine it's rough.
11:03You do live in a weird kind of.
11:05That's why when I had to go get the ranch from the Walgreens,
11:07it wasn't as quick as just make.
11:10First of all, I'm going to tell you right now.
11:14If you ever come into my house.
11:16Yeah.
11:17And you bought Walgreens Ranch.
11:20No, it would have worked, dude.
11:21No, it wouldn't work.
11:22Dude, you don't buy certain things.
11:25You don't buy from Walgreens.
11:26The reason I wasn't able to get is because so many people
11:29had that same idea that it was out.
11:32They hadn't had an opportunity to restock because it's such a good idea.
11:36That's not number one on their list.
11:37Let's restock ranch at Walgreens.
11:40I'm telling you.
11:40No, not number one on their list.
11:42Just flies off the shelf.
11:47Walgreens makes salad dressing.
11:49No, that's my boy.
11:50They sell it there.
11:51It's just the fact that you even know they sell it there.
11:57Sometimes you got to get your groceries from Walgreens.
11:59You know what else they're selling?
12:00What's that?
12:01A bill of goods, dude.
12:02This is ridiculous.
12:04That was my fights.
12:05You want to know what used to happen back in the day when you were out for three years?
12:09Poof, forgotten.
12:11Dana White used to just banish you.
12:13It's now Stipe Miocic who hasn't fought in nearly half a decade.
12:18There's like, oh, John's got to fight him.
12:21He's 42.
12:23What are we doing?
12:24That's nearly as ridiculous as Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson.
12:28Go fight Tom Aspinall.
12:29You're the heavyweight champion.
12:30Not the heavyweight champ, John Jones.
12:32And here's another thing.
12:34What kind of McGregor?
12:36Not fighting for three years.
12:39Gone and forgotten.
12:40Used to make new stars.
12:42They just made Andre Orlovsky like that when Randy Couture got out of line.
12:48And now all of a sudden, Ariel Hawane doesn't have a show.
12:51You don't find that suspicious.
12:53His contracts of the number one newsbreaker is all of a sudden de-platformed.
13:00It's all a little too fishy for me.
13:01I'm sorry.
13:04I know we got bigger conspiracy theories in the world to worry about, but this is just
13:08sticking out like a sore thumb.
13:13Think it's an inside job, huh?
13:15Something's going on here, dude.
13:16You seen Stipe?
13:18What about him?
13:21Pretty good.
13:22Looking pretty fit.
13:23He looks the same.
13:24I saw some pictures of that.
13:25He looks like Stipe with a black background.
13:30Hey, I'm going to see if he's going to the Browns game.
13:36Probably.
13:38That's what he does now.
13:39That's what a retired fighter does.
13:41Go to football games.
13:42No, but I'm saying when I go up there.
13:47Looks like a pregnancy shot.
13:49What?
13:51That does actually.
13:52Can I just say this?
13:54Yeah.
13:54He has zero definition.
13:58That's why everybody's like, look at Stipe.
14:00I'm like, he looks like Stipe.
14:02Okay.
14:02But he's been out for five years and he still looks like Stipe.
14:05That's what you need to be focused on.
14:07No, but okay.
14:09I promise I won't mention Conor McGregor anymore.
14:16This first segment was stinking me out.

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