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00:00Hey, you useless, useless, useless. Get up. Empty the seat. I want to sit here. Get up.
00:03Hey, small Richard. Will you pick me up?
00:06Yes.
00:07Move.
00:08Hey, it's okay. It's the first time someone has slapped me.
00:13Come on. Say sorry. Say sorry. Say sorry.
00:16Hey, listen. Should I say sorry to you?
00:19Yes.
00:20Should I say sorry to Rana from Haryana?
00:23That too to you?
00:24Who are you?
00:25Who am I?
00:26I am Don. I am Don.
00:29Hey, the police of 11 countries are after me.
00:32And we are already talking to the 4th country.
00:35Hey, you useless. Let's go. It's 2.11. Let's go.
00:38Hey, you.
00:43You hit me on the last ball.
00:45I won't spare you. I am Don.
00:48Small Don.
00:50Good morning, Rosie.
00:51Hi.
00:52Is the boss in?
00:53Yes.
00:54Thanks.
00:57Hi, guys.
00:57Hi, Diana.
00:58Good morning.
00:58Sorry. Sorry.
00:59It's okay.
01:03What are you showing?
01:04One minute, sir.
01:06Small Don.
01:07Look at this. Small Don.
01:08And I've got him.
01:11Small Don?
01:12Yes, sir.
01:13Don. That too small.
01:15No one has ever seen him.
01:18Yes.
01:19For the first time in front of the world.
01:20And that too through our paper.
01:22Yes.
01:23Small Don.
01:24It's a revolution, sir.
01:26Congratulations, Naina.
01:27Thank you, boss.
01:28Congratulations, darling.
01:29From today, your promotion.
01:30Double salary. Double salary.
01:32And this laptop is also yours.
01:33Take it, baby. Take it.
01:45Prem.
01:47Prem, where are you?
01:49Papa.
01:50Yes, brother.
01:51Papa, do you know any Prem?
01:52Prem.
01:53I know Prem Ludhiana.
01:54Or Prem Patiala.
01:56He's from Mumbai.
01:57His name is Love Guru.
01:58Do you know Love Guru?
01:59No, I only know Waheguruji.
02:01Waheguruji.
02:02Waheguruji.
02:03Waheguruji.
02:04Waheguruji.
02:05Waheguruji.
02:06Now that I know Waheguruji's name.
02:07Now I'll get Prem and I'll win.
02:11Don't you have a good friend here?
02:12I do.
02:13Will you marry me?
02:14No chance.
02:16Prem and family?
02:18When will my brother get married?
02:20The day you get Nikki married.
02:21I'll marry her after 3-4 years.
02:23Why do you always avoid me?
02:24Can't you hear from inside?
02:26Prem.
02:27Prem.
02:28Prem.
02:30Not from inside.
02:32I want to hear it from outside.
02:35Prem.
02:36Prem.
02:37Prem.
02:39Oh no.
02:40This bloody...
02:41Prem.
02:42Uncle.
02:43Son, his name is Bhaskar.
02:44Bloody Bhaskar.
02:45I mean, murderous Bhaskar.
02:46He kills me while talking.
02:48Prem.
02:49Prem.
02:50Prem.
02:51Prem.
02:52Hello, sister-in-law.
02:53What a lovely family.
02:56This is my sister.
02:59And these two are her kids.
03:02Sorry, sister.
03:03He's so cute like a teddy bear.
03:05Welcome to Phuket.
03:08Such lovely kids.
03:10So sweet.
03:12I told you not to follow me.
03:13What are you doing here in Phuket?
03:15I'm not here for free.
03:16I've got a ticket.
03:17Visa on arrival.
03:19Why are you ruining my vacations?
03:20Not just me.
03:21Even if God tries,
03:22He can't give a firecracker to Priya for you.
03:25But Prem, I'm not such a big fool.
03:27But tell him.
03:29Sister.
03:30Don't involve sister in this.
03:31Just a minute.
03:32Please.
03:33Sister.
03:34Tell me one thing.
03:35When you got married,
03:36Was it an arranged marriage?
03:37Or a love marriage?
03:38Of course, it was a love marriage.
03:40Prem gave me away.
03:42Did you see that, Prem?
03:44You burnt the lamp of love in your house.
03:46And you're playing with my love.
03:48Why are you playing so much?
03:50I'm playing because if Priya is a Mercedes,
03:53then you're a Maruti.
03:54If Priya is a Boeing,
03:55then you're a bullock cart.
03:56If Priya is Kohinoor's diamond,
03:58then you're Kohinoor's Basmati rice.
04:00If Priya is capable,
04:01then you're a Kabuli chickpea.
04:03This is your bus to India.
04:04Grab the window seat and leave.
04:06You take this man to airport.
04:08She no come back.
04:09All yours.
04:10Yes.
04:11Bye.
04:12Hey, don't play the band.
04:14Don't play the band.
04:15Don't play the band.
04:16Yes.
04:17Go your way.
04:18Hey.
04:19Call his sister's brother a brother.
04:21Prem, this is not done.
04:24What happened?
04:25That Bhaskar came from India with so much hope.
04:27And you made him run away.
04:28Bhaskar's mom is so cute.
04:30And Prem's mom is so rude.
04:32Kids, what do you think?
04:35That he must have left?
04:37No one can avoid death, love and Bhaskar.
04:41Prem.
04:42Did you hear?
04:43Shall we go now?
04:44There's no danger.
04:54No.
04:56Bhaskar, you?
04:57Bhaskar.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Goal, goal, Rani.
05:01So much water.
05:02The water has increased.
05:04The one who swam,
05:05Zarda.
05:08Hey, Bhaskar.
05:09Stop it.
05:10First you were shameless.
05:11Now you're naked.
05:12Can't ask you to leave.
05:13Get out.
05:14Get out of here.
05:15Bhaskar, this is a towel.
05:16And this T-shirt and shorts will do.
05:18Hey.
05:19Are you blind?
05:21These are my clothes.
05:22How will they fit Bhaskar?
05:24Don't worry.
05:25They'll fit.
05:26Body hug.
05:28My size is so weird.
05:30I can fit into any size.
05:32Shut up.
05:33Are you married?
05:34Prem.
05:35What was I saying?
05:36Mom.
05:37I'm here.
05:38I'm here.
05:39Where am I going?
05:40What was I saying, Prem?
05:42She gets very angry.
05:44No, no, Bhaskar.
05:45I'm the happiest person in the whole world.
05:48It's just that I hate you.
05:50You freaking Bhaskar.
05:51Yes.
05:52So I love you too.
05:53I love you too.
05:56Don't laugh.
05:57Hey, hey.
06:00The golden queen.
06:02So beautiful.
06:03What a great brother.
06:05Your brother.
06:10Ginger tea.
06:18Sister.
06:19Sister, whose picture is this?
06:23This is my husband.
06:25Three years ago...
06:26Enough!
06:29I understand.
06:32Don't say anything.
06:34I can't take it anymore.
06:38God can't be so merciless.
06:41And never will be.
06:42No, no...
06:43What no, no?
06:45He won't take such a sacrifice from our house.
06:48Nothing will go wrong.
06:50I'm telling you.
06:52Listen to me.
06:53What no, no?
06:55He's like a mountain.
06:57Bhaskar...
06:58What no, no?
06:59Shut up.
07:00Listen to me.
07:01No, no, no...
07:02What happened?
07:03Did he get sick?
07:04No, no...
07:06Shut up!
07:08You're the one who's sick.
07:10Why? What happened?
07:11Brother-in-law, in America, NASA has scientists.
07:14They're strong and healthy.
07:16I mean, they're alive.
07:18They have two children and are married.
07:24That's what I was thinking.
07:26One who has such light eyes, his strength can't be fused.
07:29I pray that brother-in-law lives a long life.
07:31Okay, sister?
07:32That can be done, brother.
07:33For now, I'll serve the food.
07:35Today, I've made Prem's favorite dish.
07:37Chicken Tandoori.
07:38Oh! Chicken Tandoori?
07:40I eat it all the time.
07:42And when both like Chicken Tandoori...
07:45...then why is there a distance in the heart?
07:51The hot lentil soup is ready.
07:52Wow! What a meal!
07:53Will you give me some butter?
07:54I'm on a diet these days.
07:56Here, take this.
07:57He's on a diet with butter.
07:58In history, the last time...
08:00...when Mother Yasodha gave butter to Krishna Kanhaiyalal...
08:03...I got such butter at your place.
08:05Hey! Hey!
08:06Listen.
08:07She's my sister.
08:09She's not a piece of bread...
08:11...that you're buttering up.
08:12Oh, man!
08:13What's this? Where did this come from?
08:15Now, no one has the right over love and rights.
08:17It just comes out.
08:18Right, sister?
08:19Oh, dude.
08:20Shut up.
08:21Eat your food.
08:22And go.
08:23Or I'll kill you, bloody Bhaskar.
08:24Kill you? For what?
08:26There's no flight for four days.
08:28Where will you fly?
08:30It's okay.
08:31It's okay.
08:32Listen to me.
08:33You can't sleep with me.
08:34And I won't let you sleep with him.
08:36Don't worry, Bhaskar Mama.
08:37We'll sleep in our room.
08:39See?
08:40Children's hearts are bigger than your room.
08:41Learn something, love guru.
08:42I'll call your wife right now.
08:43And I'll tell her...
08:44...that a stranger has entered your family.
08:47Prem?
08:48What are you saying?
08:49Tell her I'm like your brother.
08:51In fact, I'm a brother who's more than a brother.
08:52Don't worry.
08:53It'll be fine.
09:06What new toys have come these days?
09:10At this young age...
09:11...what activities have you become busy with, nephew?
09:14Bhaskar Mama.
09:15Leave him.
09:16This is a baby missile.
09:17A type of rocket.
09:19You must have seen it in war.
09:20It follows the sound...
09:22...and attacks the enemy.
09:25Really?