Giggling about girl on girl, dance cults, and fun drinks

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Giggling about girl on girl, dance cults, and fun drinks  It's getting hot in the city and on the podcast this week. We have a controversial take on dancing and we get confused about p*rn.

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00:00:00What's up my global gigglers, I'm back, I'm back and Paige is about to leave because everyone's

00:00:24in Europe this summer and if you're not in Europe, like what are you doing, like do you

00:00:28have a life?

00:00:29No, look, it was stressful, traveling is so stressful, let's stop pretending that it's

00:00:34fun.

00:00:35No, I want to go on like a social media blackout when I'm traveling because honestly I'm not

00:00:38impressed with any of the outfits that I picked out.

00:00:40Wait, you're disappointed in yourself?

00:00:42I sabotaged myself, there's nothing like being disappointed in myself in an outfit.

00:00:47Wait, I'm, I felt that, like in my bones.

00:00:50Because like if you hire a stylist and you're like, oh, she's stupid, she doesn't, yeah,

00:00:54I'm like, she doesn't get me.

00:00:55Yeah.

00:00:56I'm like, this is something I picked out, I'm like, oh, I gaslit myself, I sabotaged

00:01:00myself.

00:01:01When I show up after packing and I go, who the fuck packed this?

00:01:04Yeah.

00:01:05And you realize it was you.

00:01:06Yeah.

00:01:07I'll do this crazy thing where I'll just pack one thing that I like.

00:01:11Well you, let's just say in general, you pack.

00:01:14Very poorly.

00:01:15Like a crazy person.

00:01:16Like.

00:01:17You don't pack complete outfits, you pack like, oh, I like this, I'll wear it somehow.

00:01:23Or I'll pack stuff that I've never worn in the last year.

00:01:25Yeah, because you're like.

00:01:26I think I'm gonna be a different person on vacation.

00:01:27Yeah, like vacation me is different.

00:01:29And then everyone jokes that you always pack like 40 pairs of underwear, like you're gonna

00:01:33shit yourself every day, which I do.

00:01:35Which here's the thing, I do run out of underwear.

00:01:38That's what, I don't even, I don't do numbers, I do like packs of underwear.

00:01:43Like I just throw all of my underwear.

00:01:45Because I'm a two, a two pair a day.

00:01:50If you like, live a day, and then go to bed with that same underwear, I got the eggs.

00:01:55No, you can't, you can't go to bed in the same underwear that you did the day in.

00:02:00In your walking underwear?

00:02:01No.

00:02:02Like.

00:02:03Nobody talks about your walking underwear.

00:02:04My underwear after a day has been through a war zone.

00:02:07It's not sanitary.

00:02:09It's not right.

00:02:10It's not okay.

00:02:11Yeah.

00:02:12And it's, it is like a familiar smell, like I'm like, oh, that's me.

00:02:15But I'm not gonna bring it to bed.

00:02:17The bed is a safe haven, okay?

00:02:18I'm a big.

00:02:19I'll bring it to the couch.

00:02:20Of course.

00:02:21I'll bring it to the dining table.

00:02:22Look at me pretending like I eat at a dining table.

00:02:23Yeah.

00:02:24But I am not bringing that in the bedroom.

00:02:25Also, I shower, so I never.

00:02:26You're a nighttime shower.

00:02:27Yeah.

00:02:28Yeah.

00:02:29We know this about you.

00:02:30We have to make a statement.

00:02:31Yeah.

00:02:32And it's not funny.

00:02:33It's not funny.

00:02:34It's not funny.

00:02:35So we're not laughing about it.

00:02:36No.

00:02:37We're not laughing, but we need the gigglers to just put a prayer out there for Grace.

00:02:38Grace.

00:02:39Grace is certainly not laughing.

00:02:40Grace is not laughing.

00:02:41Actually, she was laughing.

00:02:42She was laughing.

00:02:43She was laughing.

00:02:44She was laughing.

00:02:45She was laughing.

00:02:46She was laughing.

00:02:47Grace is not laughing.

00:02:48Actually, she was laughing.

00:02:49It was hurting.

00:02:50Grace literally can't laugh right now.

00:02:51Grace had an accident.

00:02:52Yeah.

00:02:53And it was no one's fault.

00:02:54No.

00:02:55But herself.

00:02:56Right.

00:02:57Yeah.

00:02:58We tend to do that to ourselves.

00:02:59She's one of us.

00:03:00She sabotaged herself.

00:03:01She was having fun, and she fainted and hit her jaw and broke it, and now she's on a lot

00:03:13of drugs.

00:03:14And we were like, Grace.

00:03:15We need to put the newsletter out tomorrow.

00:03:18She texted him.

00:03:19That's fucked up.

00:03:20In the group chat, she texted him and was like, guys, I'm going to be a little out of

00:03:29it this week, so I don't know if I can edit the pod or do anything.

00:03:35And of course, we're like, oh my god, don't even worry about us.

00:03:38You're totally buzzed.

00:03:39Me and Hannah are on the side being like, wait, what's going on?

00:03:42This is the problem about finally getting a CEO of our company is that we didn't anticipate

00:03:48when freak accidents happen that she's literally going to be high on something.

00:03:51Arguably, her high is still better than us sober.

00:03:54100%.

00:03:55100%.

00:03:56We should just let her do the newsletter high.

00:03:58100%.

00:03:59No, but Grace is taking this week off, so if we're a little slow on social media.

00:04:03It's because Grace is taking a nap, a well-deserved nap.

00:04:06I sent her, on behalf of the two of us, I sent her, which should arrive tomorrow, an

00:04:11assortment.

00:04:12I was looking.

00:04:13You're so good at this.

00:04:14I'm so.

00:04:15I love.

00:04:16This is my niche.

00:04:17This is what you live for.

00:04:18You can quit an accident.

00:04:19Quit an accident.

00:04:20What's the best gift I can send?

00:04:21I've been really topping all my baby gifts, too.

00:04:23My baby gifts are so good.

00:04:25I sent her an assortment of ice cream from us.

00:04:28Oh my god.

00:04:29That's so cute.

00:04:30Because she's on a liquid diet, basically.

00:04:33Yes.

00:04:34So I figured she could.

00:04:35I was trying to find milkshakes, but you can't mail them.

00:04:39So I found myself in a pickle.

00:04:41So I got her.

00:04:42So she has to do the admin of making the milkshake.

00:04:44I picked our favorite ice cream flavors, because I don't know hers.

00:04:47So I was like, this is what I would freaking want, Grace.

00:04:50Also, for some reason, Grace told me first, because I think we were doing something with

00:04:54Burner Phone.

00:04:55And then I was like, have you told Paige?

00:04:56And she's like, not yet.

00:04:57And we both were like, how do we break it to her?

00:05:01And she sent me a photo, and I was like, okay, I have to tell, we have to tell Paige.

00:05:04Yeah.

00:05:05And then she said that she has to be on a liquid diet.

00:05:07And I was like, you're so fucking lucky, Summer's right around the corner.

00:05:10What's the thing?

00:05:11Should we, we could get her like a juice, juices, but sometimes I feel like that's mean.

00:05:16Yeah.

00:05:17Like making her drink like fucking, like jalapeno pepper, cayenne fucking.

00:05:22No, I was thinking about her last night, and I was like, what is she legitimately eating?

00:05:26Like, is she just eating soup and mashed potatoes?

00:05:30Isn't that basically what Craig does?

00:05:31No, literally.

00:05:32Literally what Craig does.

00:05:33He had to go get his cholesterol checked because of it.

00:05:36Really?

00:05:37Well, because there's so much salt in soup.

00:05:38Yeah.

00:05:39I was like, you're going to have a heart attack.

00:05:41Wait, Craig should do an ad with his mom, like those football players do, with like

00:05:46the soup.

00:05:47Yeah.

00:05:48I'll run that by him.

00:05:51Sorry, just creative directing.

00:05:53So anyway, Grace, not okay.

00:05:55Not okay.

00:05:56And then, so we walk in, and we're telling Chris this story.

00:05:58And then Chris, like any man, was like, I have a story that will relate.

00:06:01I want to make this about myself.

00:06:02It's about me.

00:06:03Look at my bloody photos.

00:06:04Well, because I was like, she didn't do anything stupid.

00:06:06She wasn't drunk.

00:06:07She literally, she fainted.

00:06:08And he goes, I did something stupid when I was drunk.

00:06:10And we were like, do you tell?

00:06:12Like any typical guy.

00:06:13But he said that he had a, what's it called?

00:06:16A teacher, a teacher doctor?

00:06:18I don't think it's called.

00:06:20A student doctor.

00:06:21A student doctor.

00:06:22Yeah.

00:06:23My college got canceled.

00:06:24Okay, give me a break.

00:06:25You did one, like, charity event at your college.

00:06:29The next day, they canceled it.

00:06:30They were like, this college is not good for anyone.

00:06:33It's so funny because my social circle right now is very interesting.

00:06:36I went to a 95, a 95th birthday party last night.

00:06:39Absolutely lit.

00:06:40I had the best dress on, obviously.

00:06:42But I ran into the president of my college.

00:06:45I'm like in the social circle in Albany.

00:06:48You can't even touch me up there.

00:06:50I like that you're just hanging out with the people that want to go to bed at 9 p.m.

00:06:53That's what I do.

00:06:54The party started at 6.

00:06:56I was in bed by 8.30.

00:06:59I was like, this is the best time ever.

00:07:00It sounds like my marriage.

00:07:02I had a story one time about a student doctor.

00:07:05If you don't know, I got my appendix out in the third grade.

00:07:07Did you know that?

00:07:08Yeah, and you almost died.

00:07:09I didn't.

00:07:10Okay, you did add that to the story the first time.

00:07:13They did burst, and I wasn't there for a week.

00:07:15No, you could die.

00:07:16Anyone could die.

00:07:17But when I, I think that was a very pivotal moment in my life because I was very bitchy

00:07:25when I was in the hospital, like, as a third grader.

00:07:28Like, I was very, like, no, yes, get out of my room.

00:07:31Someone brought you lunch, and you just flipped the tray.

00:07:33You're like, what the fuck is this?

00:07:35I'm not eating that.

00:07:36And I had, like, a tube, like, in my nose, down my throat, into my stomach.

00:07:41So, like, I couldn't eat for a couple days because it was, like, sucking out whatever.

00:07:45So, no one could, my mom couldn't eat in front of me.

00:07:48My dad couldn't eat in front of me because if I smelt it, I would, like, freak out.

00:07:53And I couldn't have it.

00:07:55So, she's a pleasant to be around.

00:07:58A literal pleasure.

00:08:01Everyone on the floor loved me.

00:08:03But I will say my surgeon, I loved her because she was gorgeous.

00:08:08She came in one time in the middle of the night in a literal leopard hat.

00:08:12And I was like, you're stunning.

00:08:14I love you.

00:08:15You can operate on me.

00:08:16I will allow it.

00:08:17No, that's what I'm going to say.

00:08:18If my surgeon's gorgeous, absolutely fucking not.

00:08:21Okay?

00:08:22Absolutely not.

00:08:23If you took more effort into your face than what you're about to do into my fucking inside of my body,

00:08:28no thank you.

00:08:29Why can't women do both?

00:08:30Why can't we be stunning gorgeous and perform surgery at the same time?

00:08:35This is, like, what I think about stylists.

00:08:37Not to bring up stylists again.

00:08:38It makes us sound dramatic.

00:08:40But, like, just like doctors, stylists, very similar.

00:08:43I don't want my stylist to be too put together.

00:08:46I want her to be working on other people's projects.

00:08:49I want her to look like she just, like, came out of a sewer and is in all black

00:08:53and she's so tired from putting together outfits last night for other people.

00:08:56I hired my manager based on her sweater.

00:08:59We are speechless.

00:09:00She went into lunch.

00:09:01I said, you look amazing.

00:09:02You're hired.

00:09:04Run my whole career, please.

00:09:05And you know what?

00:09:06What I'm learning about this life mental health moment?

00:09:08There's no right or wrongs.

00:09:09No.

00:09:10You just have to keep making decisions.

00:09:12It's when you stop and you pause that life becomes difficult.

00:09:15I don't know what I'm talking about.

00:09:17So, anyway, whatever I was saying.

00:09:19Okay, so the doctor comes in.

00:09:20Be mean to everyone.

00:09:21Yeah, be mean to everyone.

00:09:22The doctor comes in and she goes, I have a student.

00:09:24This is after she performs the surgery.

00:09:26She does it perfectly.

00:09:27Amazing.

00:09:28She comes into my room.

00:09:29Now, I'm literally 6, like, 7 years old.

00:09:31Yeah.

00:09:32Maybe 8.

00:09:33So, like, her even asking.

00:09:34Maybe 22.

00:09:35It could have been less.

00:09:36Her even asking me questions, like, if she's allowed to do things on me is funny

00:09:40because I'm, like, a little kid.

00:09:41Yeah.

00:09:42But, like, HIPAA violation, you know?

00:09:43Yes.

00:09:44Like, it's always following me.

00:09:45Yes.

00:09:46So, I can distinctly remember her saying, I have a student doctor here.

00:09:50I think legally she has to tell you.

00:09:51Yes.

00:09:52She said, would you allow him to take the tube?

00:09:55I don't know.

00:09:56They had taken the tube out of me.

00:09:57They had to put it back in me because I got, like, sick.

00:10:00She said, would you allow him to put this tube back in, like, in you?

00:10:05And I looked at her and I said, absolutely not.

00:10:07I was 8 years old.

00:10:10I go, get away from me.

00:10:12And that's called boundaries.

00:10:13I'll never forget it.

00:10:15She had to have been, like, in her 40s now that I think of it.

00:10:18And he was definitely, like, in his 30s.

00:10:20But I literally felt a man, and I go, no.

00:10:24I was just so proud of you as the doctor.

00:10:25It's like, never let a man put anything down your throat.

00:10:28I was like, a man in a tube in my body?

00:10:30I don't think so.

00:10:31I know what's going on here.

00:10:32Keep your tube out of my mouth.

00:10:35And she goes, okay, then I'm going to get another doctor to do it.

00:10:38And I go, I can do it.

00:10:40And she looks at my mom, and my mom is just like, I don't know.

00:10:44A woman in STEM.

00:10:45A woman in STEM.

00:10:46I take the tube.

00:10:47I put it inside my nose, down my throat, into my stomach.

00:10:50I go, anything else that we need to get done here today?

00:10:55So I'm a doctor.

00:10:57That's the most upsetting story.

00:10:58Isn't that insane?

00:10:59I wonder where that student doctor is now.

00:11:02I wonder where she is.

00:11:03Her life really turned for the worse.

00:11:05That was his one opportunity to help someone, and he never got it.

00:11:08So he failed his test, and now he's on the streets.

00:11:10I was like, sorry.

00:11:11Try someone else, Bozo.

00:11:13Not to make this about me, but my appendix got, what's it called?

00:11:18I got appendicitis.

00:11:20Wait, you don't have an appendix?

00:11:22No.

00:11:23Oh, right.

00:11:24It happened a couple years ago.

00:11:26It happened while I was filming Chat Room Throwback on Bravo TV.

00:11:31I'm filming a TV show in my mom's kitchen.

00:11:34And you must have been sweating.

00:11:36And I'm sweating, and we're like, you know, I'm chatting with Portia, Giselle.

00:11:40My stomach's hurting.

00:11:41Nine out of ten times, my stomach's hurting.

00:11:43So I'm just like, yeah, my stomach's hurting.

00:11:45No, that's what it is.

00:11:46You're like, just being a girl.

00:11:47My stomach's fucking hurting.

00:11:48I'm being a girl.

00:11:49Whatever, I have to shit.

00:11:50But I couldn't poop.

00:11:51And then I was just like, I think I unbuttoned my pants,

00:11:55because something was just like, there was pressure happening.

00:11:58There was burning.

00:11:59There was something.

00:12:00I go, Mom, my stomach's killing me.

00:12:02And she immediately looks at me, and she goes,

00:12:04we have to go to the hospital.

00:12:05Your appendix is going to burst.

00:12:06And I go, what are you talking about?

00:12:07She goes, I've been waiting for this moment.

00:12:10It was the most mom math shit ever, because my stomach,

00:12:13I'm always like, oh, my stomach hurts.

00:12:15And she's never acted like that.

00:12:16But your appendix is a different pain.

00:12:19We had to go to a hospital, and we ended up going

00:12:22to the wrong hospital first.

00:12:23And I remember thinking, oh, my God, we're almost there.

00:12:25And they're like, oh, no, this is the wrong one.

00:12:26I remember being like, I'm not going to make it.

00:12:28I was like, get my affairs in order.

00:12:30Well, it's so poisonous, which is so crazy.

00:12:34And I can remember being little, and when mine burst,

00:12:38I was in the hospital room.

00:12:40And I said, oh, I feel better now.

00:12:42Something just happened.

00:12:43I feel fine.

00:12:44And the next thing I know, they're putting oxygen on me,

00:12:46because they're like, we immediately have to take her

00:12:48to the OR.

00:12:49You could die if it leaks into wherever.

00:12:52They also do think that it's poop.

00:12:54I remember she was like, you.

00:12:56I think my stuff was wrapped around my stuff.

00:12:58Yeah, and that can happen.

00:13:00And that can happen.

00:13:01And they got confused.

00:13:02They didn't know what was going on.

00:13:03And I'm just like, look, I can't tell if I'm literally

00:13:05just a little bit bloated, or I'm going to die.

00:13:07And that is so embarrassing.

00:13:09Also, Chris is so perplexed by this conversation.

00:13:12Because also, it's always branded

00:13:14that girls are dramatic.

00:13:16But women have the highest pain tolerance.

00:13:20That's the thing.

00:13:21I remember them not giving me any pain pills.

00:13:24And finally, I had to be like, hey, can I get something?

00:13:26And they gave me something little.

00:13:28And I was like, no, no, no.

00:13:29They had to give me a crazy amount of morphine.

00:13:31And I still felt it through the morphine.

00:13:34When I got my wisdom teeth out, I

00:13:36had to get four rounds of hydros.

00:13:38And I remember my mom being so nervous.

00:13:40She was like, you're going to get addicted.

00:13:42Oh, you know when I got my wisdom teeth out,

00:13:44I wasn't even under.

00:13:45Really?

00:13:46Yeah, I just had to remember.

00:13:47Yeah, I had a really bad reaction.

00:13:48I might put the picture in the newsletter one day.

00:13:50Because it's terrifying.

00:13:51Also, can you put in the newsletter

00:13:53all your get well gifts?

00:13:55Because I was laughing.

00:13:56Because on the way here, I was Googling

00:13:59what to get someone after an accident.

00:14:01Yeah.

00:14:02So there's this company that I use a lot.

00:14:05It's called, I'll put all of this in the newsletter.

00:14:07I'll put my baby gifts.

00:14:08Not this week, though.

00:14:09We don't have one this week.

00:14:10Yeah, we don't know what's going on.

00:14:12Do we have health insurance?

00:14:13Like, what's going on?

00:14:14Well, she's under 26.

00:14:15So she's OK.

00:14:16Phew.

00:14:17Thank God.

00:14:18She's still on her mom's.

00:14:19But there's this company called Gold Belly.

00:14:21And I found it, I think, during COVID,

00:14:24my friends were using it.

00:14:25And you can ship any food, famous food

00:14:29from different parts of the country to anywhere.

00:14:32And that's so Italian coded of you.

00:14:34So Italian.

00:14:35So one of my girlfriends, she made her mikveh.

00:14:37She became Jewish.

00:14:38And she had to do this ritual.

00:14:40And it was a mikveh.

00:14:41So I sent her a spread from Katz Deli.

00:14:43Because I was like, what do you send someone

00:14:45who's just became Jewish?

00:14:46I'm like, obviously, a sandwich board.

00:14:48Is that your love language?

00:14:50Sending gifts.

00:14:51Sending gifts and not having to see the actual person.

00:14:54One, I love it.

00:14:56Because Paige loves random flowers.

00:14:59I'm like, Paige, I was with you two minutes ago.

00:15:01Thinking of you, but don't text me.

00:15:04No, since I've moved into my new apartment,

00:15:07I haven't gotten any furniture.

00:15:10Because it hasn't been shipped yet.

00:15:12And I'm waiting for this specific couch from CB2.

00:15:15And I'm really thinking about never getting furniture.

00:15:19Because I have my bed.

00:15:21Which is all I really need.

00:15:22And I'm the one that lives there.

00:15:24And everyone that's texted me, like,

00:15:26oh my god, you moved.

00:15:27Like, I gotta come over and see it.

00:15:29And I'm like, yes, as soon as I get furniture,

00:15:31you're coming over.

00:15:32So I haven't had to have anyone over in like a month.

00:15:34And I love it.

00:15:35Hot take.

00:15:36Furniture is overrated.

00:15:38I think it's actually a multi-level marketing scheme.

00:15:40Why do you need so many chairs?

00:15:42I don't.

00:15:43Like, I literally, I don't.

00:15:44Why do you need random tables?

00:15:45No.

00:15:46Because I like when things are clean.

00:15:49And nothing's ever been clean in my apartment.

00:15:51The more shit you have, the more stuff you put on it.

00:15:54I won't put a bunch of clothes on a chair

00:15:56if I don't have a chair.

00:15:57My apartment's never been cleaner.

00:15:59All you really need is a bed.

00:16:01One couch.

00:16:02Minimalist.

00:16:03And you don't even need the couch.

00:16:04No.

00:16:05And then you have a toilet.

00:16:07And that's really it.

00:16:09I have my squatty potty and I'm fine.

00:16:13MTV Cribs, here's my squatty potty.

00:16:16Honestly, when I was moving,

00:16:17my mom was like so embarrassed to move it.

00:16:19She was like, so gross.

00:16:21Can you just like throw that out?

00:16:22I can't believe you even have that with like Craig.

00:16:24You have a boyfriend.

00:16:25I'm like, he knows that I shit sometimes.

00:16:27And I have a steady flow and a wide set butthole.

00:16:31You wanna know something else?

00:16:33I haven't gotten my period.

00:16:35We all know that.

00:16:36But I genuinely think I'm going through like the,

00:16:38like I'm getting it without getting it.

00:16:41The ghost PMS.

00:16:42Yeah, it's really fucking annoying.

00:16:45And now, and I know that I'm synced up

00:16:47to Taylor Fitzgerald, so I texted her.

00:16:50I texted her the other day.

00:16:52And I go, hey.

00:16:53Wait, why'd I get jealous?

00:16:54Sorry.

00:16:56I just got weird.

00:16:57Sorry.

00:16:58I was like, oh, she's.

00:16:59Because I was with her for a whole week.

00:17:00And then I was like, I feel like I'm getting my period.

00:17:02And she goes, I just got it today.

00:17:03Yeah.

00:17:04So I was like, maybe we synced up.

00:17:05So I texted her and I said,

00:17:06any chance you're feeling a little PMS-y?

00:17:08Because I just ordered IHOP.

00:17:10And she texted me back.

00:17:13Wait, I have to see what she texted me back.

00:17:15Because she texted me back something so fucking insane.

00:17:18She was like, so yeah, I think I am PMS-ing also.

00:17:22What's your IHOP order?

00:17:25I never have ever been to IHOP.

00:17:27And all of a sudden, I was just like, wait.

00:17:30I need pancakes.

00:17:31Yeah.

00:17:32They also have really good hash browns.

00:17:34She said, well, I just saw a cute old lady in a restaurant.

00:17:37And so I'm crying.

00:17:38So maybe we are due.

00:17:40OK.

00:17:44Do you ever like, you're in a situation with someone you love

00:17:48and then you randomly will go and think about like a movie

00:17:52montage of like their whole life with them.

00:17:54And then when they're gone.

00:17:55And then think about.

00:17:56Are you talking about your grandpa again?

00:17:59No, but like people who are alive.

00:18:01And you're like, this is one of those moments I'll think about

00:18:03when they're dead.

00:18:04Anyway, my week has been going really well.

00:18:10I dyed my hair red.

00:18:11It's so good.

00:18:13This is kind of what I always thought it looked like.

00:18:15But I didn't.

00:18:16I finally bleached it.

00:18:18Oh, you did.

00:18:19I didn't ask her.

00:18:21OK.

00:18:22I basically was like, this is what I want.

00:18:23And I was like, but you don't have to bleach it.

00:18:24Right.

00:18:25And she was like, no, we fully have to bleach it.

00:18:26And I was like, OK, just don't tell me that you're bleaching it.

00:18:28So how long, how from start to finish?

00:18:31How long were you there?

00:18:32Probably three hours.

00:18:33And that was today.

00:18:34Yeah.

00:18:35I love it.

00:18:36I just showed up.

00:18:37My girl, Stephanie, shout out to Stephanie at IGK Salon.

00:18:40She doesn't tell me anything.

00:18:41OK.

00:18:42She just, we make eyes.

00:18:43I show her a photo.

00:18:44She disappears, starts mixing some stuff.

00:18:46And people ask me all these questions.

00:18:47They're like, did she do this?

00:18:48I'm like, I don't ask.

00:18:49I don't know.

00:18:50Who am I to ask her?

00:18:51Yeah.

00:18:52Who am I?

00:18:53To disrespect her art?

00:18:54Who am I to question?

00:18:55You don't ask the surgeon.

00:18:56I'm going to question Stephanie?

00:18:57I'm going to question Stephanie.

00:18:58I'm going to say, oh, did you use CB2 in it?

00:19:00No.

00:19:01Did you use A473?

00:19:02No.

00:19:03I'm going to let her do her thing.

00:19:04If she did say, hey, can I use a student hair colorist on it, then you'd be like, I don't

00:19:09know.

00:19:10That's how I bleached my hair in college at a student place for $35.

00:19:13And the girl literally was like, I'm not going to bleach your hair.

00:19:15And I was like, do it.

00:19:16I have things going on in my life that I need to do it right now.

00:19:19Was I a former student?

00:19:20No.

00:19:21No.

00:19:22No.

00:19:23Chris said a former student doctor stapled your head?

00:19:26Yeah, 13 staples.

00:19:28I don't remember them asking me.

00:19:30They probably did.

00:19:31They probably did.

00:19:32But honestly, I think I would have been like, yeah, sure.

00:19:33Everybody's got to learn.

00:19:34Well, most of the doctors, most of the gigglers are doctors.

00:19:36So they'll probably DM us and tell us if that's a legal thing that has to be done.

00:19:40They have to tell you it's a student doctor?

00:19:42I'm looking for a lawsuit.

00:19:43So if they can tell me that I have a case, I'm down.

00:19:46When did that happen, Chris?

00:19:47Like 2021.

00:19:49So not long ago.

00:19:50I thought it was pretty long ago.

00:19:52There's a statute of limitations for stapling.

00:19:56Oh, my God.

00:20:00Wait, look at you coming hard this Monday.

00:20:03This, I feel like you.

00:20:05Have you watched the TikTok dance documentary?

00:20:09I love that I can call it work when I have to be like, everyone, stop calling me.

00:20:15I have to watch the TikTok dance called Documentary 4 Research for Gigglers.

00:20:19Where do we begin?

00:20:20First of all, can we just talk about the cinematography in terms of the story and the way they put together?

00:20:27Such a well put together documentary for three episodes.

00:20:32The Ashley Madison documentary should have taken notes.

00:20:36This was done so well.

00:20:38I think the craziest part about it is I don't think I've ever watched a documentary in real time.

00:20:45It's happening.

00:20:46Like she's still in it on.

00:20:49Did you know about it?

00:20:50No.

00:20:51So I had heard murmurs, I think, because I'm like kind of adjacent to the cult community.

00:20:55So it comes up on my algae.

00:20:59I just got the ick of myself.

00:21:02That was so like Gen Z.

00:21:06Or just like, I don't know what that was.

00:21:08I'm sorry.

00:21:09I apologize.

00:21:10So it was on my algorithm.

00:21:12And basically, I looked at the girl 7M.

00:21:15I started following some stuff.

00:21:16So I knew about it.

00:21:17It is so heartbreaking.

00:21:19Long story short.

00:21:20These girls are dancing.

00:21:22Dancing is a cult.

00:21:23First of all, dancing is a cult.

00:21:24Dancing is a cult.

00:21:25Dancing is a cult.

00:21:26Dancing is what you do.

00:21:28I don't know.

00:21:29But it's not what you do organized.

00:21:31Okay.

00:21:32Once you start dancing, you know, all those videos where everyone's in a circle and someone's

00:21:34dancing.

00:21:35That's a cult.

00:21:36Yeah.

00:21:37So you should know that.

00:21:38Also, like, if you just, I just think it's so like, if you just take a second to stop

00:21:43and think like, there are multiple people that in that moment that looked at each other

00:21:48and were like, we're mean, are we in a cult?

00:21:50Like, and they were married to each other.

00:21:52Yeah.

00:21:53Like got out.

00:21:54Yeah.

00:21:55Like, so I just think that's a funny moment to have that you could look back on in 20 years

00:21:58and be like, remember that time we were like, hey, I think we're in a cult.

00:22:01Well, the crazy thing is some people get out after three years, which seems like a crazy

00:22:04long time.

00:22:05And then some people were like, it took them 23 years.

00:22:07Yeah.

00:22:08But cults are real.

00:22:09And I have empathy for people in cults because I want to belong to something.

00:22:12Yeah.

00:22:13I want to put all my faith in something else and just like, have hope and listen to someone.

00:22:18And also like, you can see how they joined it because like, they were making money.

00:22:23This was their job.

00:22:24They're all dancers.

00:22:27And also with like TikTok, with all the dancing TikTokers becoming like really big during

00:22:34COVID and stuff.

00:22:35Yeah.

00:22:36Of course, they don't know how to do like contracts or like brand deals.

00:22:39And it's some persons being like, hey, we're going to do it for all of you.

00:22:41And like, this is how we're going to set up.

00:22:43And you respect a couple people in it.

00:22:44You're like, amazing.

00:22:45This is great.

00:22:46And I like talking about this because at any time anyone could fall into a cult.

00:22:49This guy in particular created Shekinah, which for some reason sounds like vagina to me.

00:22:55And I kept saying Shekinah.

00:22:56I'm like, is it Shekinah?

00:22:57I feel like it's not Shekinah.

00:22:58Okay, throughout the entire documentary, I still don't know what they meant when they

00:23:02were referring to that.

00:23:03That's the name of his church.

00:23:04So people can just like make a church and like call it something.

00:23:07And they went with Shekinah?

00:23:08Yeah.

00:23:09I don't know.

00:23:10I want to know the backstory on that.

00:23:11There could have been a whole episode on how they came up with Shekinah.

00:23:13Chris is Googling it.

00:23:15Watch out for what comes up.

00:23:16So he basically, he takes advantage of like, I think it was like immigrants who were especially

00:23:22going through a hard time.

00:23:23They're feeling confused.

00:23:24Yeah.

00:23:25They're having trouble with their parents.

00:23:26And he gets them into this church and he gets them all to work for him.

00:23:30And you're just giving it to the church and everyone's happy.

00:23:33But then you realize he's sexually assaulting them.

00:23:35You know where it goes.

00:23:37So then I guess he always wanted to be famous or like be powerful.

00:23:42So he heard about these dancers and was like, hey, I'll do contracts for you.

00:23:46And someone who he's with did video.

00:23:48It just like worked organically.

00:23:50Next thing you know, these dancers are giving 20% to him, 10% to the church, another 10%

00:23:56to something else.

00:23:57Another 10%.

00:23:58But it's all going to him.

00:23:59Yeah.

00:24:00And it.

00:24:01They should spend one week with you.

00:24:02And they'd be like, no.

00:24:05One week with you.

00:24:06And you'd be like, you're not paying for that.

00:24:07You're not getting an Uber XL for him.

00:24:10No.

00:24:11Absolutely not.

00:24:12Put your coins back in your pocket.

00:24:16You are very good at like finances and knowing when like, no, I'm not.

00:24:22Look, not that I'm cheap, but I don't like being ripped off.

00:24:26No, you hate it.

00:24:27And you know, the second I got into that cult, I'd be like, where's this 10% going?

00:24:31I know that I would never be in a cult because you would never allow me to pay any money.

00:24:37You'd be like, where is that going?

00:24:38No, but you would fully be that person where I'm like, Paige, where is all your money?

00:24:41You've made so much money.

00:24:42And you'd be like, I have no idea where it is.

00:24:44I don't know.

00:24:45I don't know.

00:24:46So, but these dancers, they're working really hard and they have each other.

00:24:51But long story short, he did this thing where he said like, you have to die.

00:24:55For your family.

00:24:56Die on your family or die for your family.

00:24:58But he was comparing it to like how Jesus died for our sins or something.

00:25:03And he was saying like, if you want your family to go to heaven, you have to also die for them.

00:25:07So like you have to not ever speak to them again.

00:25:11So if you're not sure if you're in a cult, if they're telling you.

00:25:14You can't call your mom.

00:25:15You're in a cult.

00:25:17If your mom can't send you a meme, you're in a cult.

00:25:21If your mom can't DM you a meme, you're in a cult.

00:25:25And it's like, it's one thing if you're having a hard relationship with like one of your parents.

00:25:29But if they tell you that every single person in your life is fucked up.

00:25:32Like, let's be honest, sometimes the problem's you.

00:25:35I'm going to say something and it might be like a little controversial.

00:25:39I just don't feel like anyone who is Italian has ever been in a cult because of our moms.

00:25:45Because there's no way I'm calling my mom and being like, sorry, I can't come home.

00:25:49She'd be like, oh, really? Okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes.

00:25:52I'll pull you out by your fucking hair.

00:25:54I don't care how old you are.

00:25:56You're coming home with me.

00:25:57If I don't call my mom in three hours, she's like, what's going on?

00:26:01My mom would have been at that man's house.

00:26:06That man, I'd be afraid for him.

00:26:09I'd call the cops for him.

00:26:11I'd be like, you have no idea what's coming your way, buddy.

00:26:14Do you know when something happens and you're like, you do not want my mom to get involved.

00:26:17You're like, hey, Mr. Cult Leader, I know you're...

00:26:21I know what we're trying to do here and I'm so supportive.

00:26:24I'm telling you, if Lenore isn't going to get involved, it's not going to be good.

00:26:26She'll burn it all down.

00:26:30I just feel like no one Italian's ever succumbed to a cult or a multi-level marketing.

00:26:36But the parents, it is so fucked up.

00:26:39Some of them retired early so they could fight to get their children back.

00:26:44But this is where it got fucked up.

00:26:46Finally, the parents are speaking out.

00:26:48It gets attention.

00:26:49So he changes his strategy and says, actually, don't die on your family.

00:26:54Because if you do that, they're going to speak up and bring bad attention to us.

00:26:58You have to stay in contact with them to make them think that you haven't died on them.

00:27:03And that's why she keeps posting Instagrams, but they're acting.

00:27:09It's literally like when your friend is in a toxic relationship and you know they're in a toxic relationship.

00:27:15They do, but they don't.

00:27:17And then you hang out with them and the whole time you're like...

00:27:22And he's there and you're like...

00:27:24Oh, my God.

00:27:25That just made me so uncomfortable.

00:27:27That's literally how they hung out.

00:27:29So they're now seeing their daughter, but the daughter is just doing it because her man...

00:27:35I think the dad was probably the saddest part of the whole thing.

00:27:41The way the dad cried.

00:27:43Because seeing a dad have two daughters...

00:27:46Yeah, he's a girl dad.

00:27:48So he's emotional.

00:27:50And I felt bad for him the most.

00:27:53It's also hard because you see the sister, she's finally getting married.

00:27:57The one who isn't in the cult.

00:27:59And she's now dealing with all the different levels of losing someone, whatever it's called.

00:28:05The stages of grief.

00:28:07So now she's in an angry place where she's like, I actually don't want to invite her to my wedding.

00:28:11Because fuck her and the pain she's caused this family.

00:28:14And it's not like they weren't...

00:28:17They were best friends.

00:28:19But it's also not like they weren't something on TikTok.

00:28:22They already had a lot of followers.

00:28:24They were doing brand deals.

00:28:25They had become big on their own just being good dancers and being sisters.

00:28:29So they didn't even need this weird cult to help them.

00:28:33And so I think that's the weirdest part.

00:28:35It's like, okay, you literally just dropped your sister.

00:28:38How do you get so brainwashed so quickly is what's scary to me.

00:28:43I think also because she's in a relationship.

00:28:45Men are involved.

00:28:47Men...

00:28:49I didn't want to say it.

00:28:51Campaign slogan.

00:28:53Men are involved.

00:28:55Side note, I do have to say, New York City is out of control right now.

00:28:59It's 85 fucking degrees.

00:29:01And I have to say the men are out of control right now.

00:29:03Have you walked outside recently?

00:29:05No.

00:29:07And now I'm really talking about...

00:29:09So when it's hot out, the men...

00:29:12First of all, the crazies come out.

00:29:14And men are just walking around like no shirt.

00:29:17Just like spitting everywhere.

00:29:19Like spitting.

00:29:20Why is every man spitting?

00:29:22Chris is laughing because he's one of them.

00:29:24And then they're like...

00:29:25The men just...

00:29:26And then they're sweaty.

00:29:27And then everywhere you go, you smell a smelly man.

00:29:30And it's like this is why people go to the Hamptons.

00:29:32Now, I don't know who told the men that all of a sudden it's 85 degrees

00:29:37and the New York City streets are their personal gym.

00:29:40Literally.

00:29:41If I see one more man running...

00:29:43If I get elbowed by a fucking bad form jogger.

00:29:46Yeah.

00:29:47In your little short shorts, your no shirt.

00:29:50Who told you you could wear no shirt running down 47th?

00:29:54Stop stretching on the corner.

00:29:56No one wants to see that.

00:29:57No.

00:29:58And like, okay, we got it.

00:29:59You went to Harvard 30 years ago.

00:30:02Drop it.

00:30:03You don't need to wear the t-shirt running.

00:30:05Like go to the YMCA.

00:30:07Like a normal fucking woman.

00:30:09Go to Equinox or go to the West Side Highway.

00:30:11Stop like running, stopping at like the crosswalk and like...

00:30:15Like cutting people off, doing a pic, making me fucking like play this game

00:30:19like I'm playing basketball defense on you.

00:30:21I didn't ask.

00:30:22I'll trip his ass.

00:30:23Yeah.

00:30:24So...

00:30:25No, like...

00:30:26We're against exercise.

00:30:27We're against exercise.

00:30:29We're against dancing.

00:30:31This is the thing.

00:30:32Once you start making a living, also dancing, just no.

00:30:35Like it's so hard to make a living dancing.

00:30:38It is really hard.

00:30:39Because even if you become like Beyonce's backup dancer,

00:30:43you're still not making good money or anything.

00:30:45No.

00:30:46I think it's a tough life.

00:30:47She has like 400 backup dancers.

00:30:48There's no way she could pay them all really well.

00:30:50I mean she could maybe.

00:30:52But it's a tough life because you only do it for the tour.

00:30:54When they're on tour, yeah.

00:30:55And then you have to wait for like Lady Gaga to pick you up.

00:30:57And who knows?

00:30:58Rihanna's not making new music.

00:30:59And I bet there's a lot of politics and drama of like,

00:31:01oh, he danced for her.

00:31:02Like I'm not picking him.

00:31:03Oh, yeah.

00:31:04Like I don't like, you know.

00:31:05So there's probably so much.

00:31:06The dance drama's crazy.

00:31:07Also, one injury, you're out.

00:31:09And you're done.

00:31:10One sprain of ankle.

00:31:11And they never like say who the dancers are.

00:31:13I know.

00:31:14It's not like they get any like notoriety or like their names are never anywhere.

00:31:17So I feel like they do have a thing.

00:31:19And like, yeah.

00:31:20So you think you could dance was fun.

00:31:22And then if you're a reality TV person or someone who's bored,

00:31:26you go on Dance With the Stars.

00:31:28Yeah.

00:31:29And then you just work your fucking ass off.

00:31:31And then you just, yeah.

00:31:33And I feel like they know who wins.

00:31:35Yeah.

00:31:36Like it's a TV show.

00:31:37Yeah.

00:31:38Or they really all compete, you know.

00:31:39It's scripted.

00:31:40Like I feel like it's a little.

00:31:41It's scripted.

00:31:42It's scripted.

00:31:43Anyway, the cult thing is crazy because she still is.

00:31:46It sounds like we are against people in the arts.

00:31:48Yeah.

00:31:49We're not.

00:31:50We're against women in the arts.

00:31:51She's in the cult still.

00:31:52Yeah.

00:31:53So all we can do is help people who are thinking of joining dance right now.

00:31:57Say maybe.

00:31:58Don't.

00:31:59Maybe not.

00:32:00Maybe just stick to getting a little drunk on Saturday and shaking your ass.

00:32:03And then call it a day.

00:32:04Yeah, call it a day.

00:32:05Let's dance a couple times.

00:32:06Somewhere else.

00:32:07Also people who are like, I love dancing.

00:32:09Okay.

00:32:12You know those friends who are like, I just want to dance tonight.

00:32:15I'm like, go to therapy.

00:32:16I've never had one of those friends.

00:32:18I don't think.

00:32:19I've never had like a friend who's like really good at dancing.

00:32:21Hayley's really good at dancing.

00:32:22But she's not annoying about it.

00:32:24Like you know some of those friends who at any point want to show off.

00:32:26Hayley would accidentally.

00:32:27You'll be like, oh wait, I forgot she's a dancer.

00:32:29But Hayley will break out into song at any moment.

00:32:32Hayley will.

00:32:34Not just any song.

00:32:35Whitney fucking Houston.

00:32:36And I'm like, it's a fucking library at 9 a.m.

00:32:39Why are we belting Whitney Houston?

00:32:42So Hayley won't throw dancing in our face.

00:32:44But she will throw her voice in our face.

00:32:46I do think like.

00:32:48No, some people will be like.

00:32:50If you say I want to dance tonight, it means you want to do drugs.

00:32:53Let's be honest.

00:32:54Wait, I just got nervous that we're not recording.

00:32:55It's recording.

00:32:56Okay.

00:32:58That just scared me.

00:32:59I know.

00:33:00You got.

00:33:01I got.

00:33:02Did my face go white?

00:33:03Yeah.

00:33:04Okay, sorry.

00:33:05I never saw you get so alert.

00:33:06Sounds like you were so funny.

00:33:08Start from the beginning.

00:33:10I actually took a lot of notes for this episode.

00:33:12Let's begin.

00:33:13I saw that you had.

00:33:14Let's begin the episode.

00:33:15Let's begin.

00:33:16Okay, what did I write?

00:33:17Oh, someone asked me, speaking of outfits.

00:33:20Are you wearing polka dots for continuity?

00:33:22For continuity?

00:33:24Like as if I'm shooting something and it has to like make sense.

00:33:26No, I wore one dress for all my shows in Europe.

00:33:32I was like, wait, what are they even talking about?

00:33:34I brought other dresses.

00:33:35Oh, like for videos.

00:33:36Yeah, I don't know.

00:33:37It just, look, the other dresses didn't hit the same.

00:33:39You know when you like find an outfit that works?

00:33:41Yeah.

00:33:42You know when you like an outfit, you go, this is great,

00:33:44and then you move on to the next outfit?

00:33:46Yeah.

00:33:47I don't get that feeling very much, so once I get it,

00:33:48I go, we're wearing this until I can't wear it anymore.

00:33:50I also am very into polka dots for the summer.

00:33:52It's so cute.

00:33:53It's so cute.

00:33:54It's like vintage vibe feeling.

00:33:56And I like that style dress on you.

00:33:58Do you remember I finally bought like real sunglasses?

00:34:01They were like $180.

00:34:03Okay, where'd you get them from?

00:34:04Vintage from Reformation on Melrose.

00:34:08They were, I don't know, there's some brand.

00:34:11All I have is Amazon, but I was like, I deserve one nice pair.

00:34:15A nice pair.

00:34:16Lost them first day in Europe.

00:34:18Stop.

00:34:19Stop.

00:34:20Didn't lose anything else.

00:34:21I have my toothbrush, I have all my headphones,

00:34:23every Delta headphone.

00:34:24Isn't that just the way?

00:34:25I literally look, I'm like, mom, I lost my headphones.

00:34:27She's like, no.

00:34:28And I'm like, so that was Jesus.

00:34:30So that was your enemies?

00:34:32That was my enemies.

00:34:34Then I wrote, I dress like I'm pregnant.

00:34:37I actually do.

00:34:39You know when people are like, oh, I have to change my style because I'm pregnant.

00:34:45I will not have to change my style at all.

00:34:47Everything I wear is stretchy.

00:34:49Me and my mom go back and forth on this all the time.

00:34:52My mom does not like the trend where it's cool to have your stomach out

00:34:57when you're pregnant.

00:34:59She's like, I'm just not used to it.

00:35:01No one ever did that when we were younger.

00:35:04Where I think it's like now having a baby bump is like a literal accessory.

00:35:08A thousand percent.

00:35:10It's like, oh, I'll wear this top and then my baby bump.

00:35:12Bedazzle it.

00:35:14I could see you in like a white button down that just opens up

00:35:18and then you have a little skirt in a bag.

00:35:20Yeah, and it's just like, I'll wear flats and my baby bump.

00:35:24Which baby bump should I wear with this shirt?

00:35:28No, but I plan my outfits based on like.

00:35:31Bloat.

00:35:32I don't want to be uncomfortable ever.

00:35:34Like if I put it on and it's tight, we're not lasting the day in that.

00:35:38We're not lasting the day.

00:35:39So I'm excited for just like I'm pregnant.

00:35:43Also, heels.

00:35:45Have you seen these videos of the WNBA girls?

00:35:47They're putting on these like fun, sick outfits and I'm loving it.

00:35:51I follow WNBA right now.

00:35:52I'm like very into it.

00:35:53No, it's having a real, the controversy.

00:35:56Which one?

00:35:58There's so many.

00:35:59I know no one's talking about that they're paying these girls pennies.

00:36:04Yeah.

00:36:05Why?

00:36:06People are talking about it because no one in the past was paying for advertising

00:36:11because they weren't getting enough views in their games for TV.

00:36:14But now the views are up and now people are like, okay, so let's raise the pay.

00:36:19Okay, so are they allowed to do brand deals on their own?

00:36:22Yes.

00:36:23Okay.

00:36:24But it's evolving.

00:36:25It's changing.

00:36:26It's just taking some time.

00:36:27I need someone to step in and give the women the paycheck they deserve.

00:36:31Now you sound like you want to start a basketball cult and take 20% of all the brand deals.

00:36:36Is there a union?

00:36:37Because I'll start one for organized sports.

00:36:39My favorite thing is these girls are wearing these cool outfits

00:36:42and they're videoing them walking to the locker room.

00:36:45And it makes me feel so seen because none of them, most of them can't walk in heels.

00:36:50Have you seen it?

00:36:51And they walk exactly how I walk in heels.

00:36:54Because when you live in sneakers, you're made to be like a fast athlete.

00:37:00You walk.

00:37:01You don't change how you walk.

00:37:02You're like, I'm an athlete.

00:37:03I'm walking.

00:37:04I'm here.

00:37:05This is how I walk.

00:37:06So then you put heels on and they're like literally a deer on ice.

00:37:09And it made me feel so seen, so happy.

00:37:11Because Katelyn Clark, oh, my God.

00:37:13She's wearing like fancy YSL ones.

00:37:16And it looked like she was.

00:37:18No, Angel Reese was like tip-top.

00:37:19What if someone like sprains an ankle before the game?

00:37:22Could you?

00:37:23Yves Saint Laurent.

00:37:24Imagine.

00:37:26High heels on my pitties.

00:37:30Oh, my God.

00:37:31If one of the girls, that would be all the NBA would need.

00:37:34Like, oh, they can't even walk into the locker room.

00:37:38I dare the men to walk in heels.

00:37:40No.

00:37:41Some of them are probably good at it.

00:37:42Speaking of men, one more time.

00:37:45Someone put a stat out there.

00:37:46I don't know where the stat came from or the legitimacy of it at all.

00:37:50But the stat is?

00:37:52As someone who doesn't love math, I love a stat.

00:37:55I love a good stat.

00:37:57I love a good Venn diagram.

00:38:00I don't want to count anything, but I want the numbers, you know?

00:38:06Okay, so tell me if you're above or below.

00:38:09Okay.

00:38:10This woman said that women are only physically attracted to 4% of men.

00:38:16Spot on.

00:38:18Spot on.

00:38:19Have you ever had those moments where you're, like, trying to figure out if you're gay or straight?

00:38:23Personally or a man?

00:38:25Just, like, in general, personally.

00:38:27Oh, okay.

00:38:28And girls are talking, and you're like, okay.

00:38:31Yeah, I'm not attracted to women.

00:38:32If I'm gay or straight, no.

00:38:34If you think, like, how many men you're attracted to versus, like, how many girls you think are beautiful.

00:38:40Got it.

00:38:41You're like, wait a second.

00:38:42Yes.

00:38:43Because I'm, like, I'm not attracted to girls, but I'm also not attracted to most men.

00:38:46Right.

00:38:47So it becomes very cloudy at some point.

00:38:50I feel like every girl does have that moment.

00:38:52I mean, I feel like I did have that moment in college when I was, like, started watching girl-on-girl porn, and I got, like, really scared.

00:38:58I was like, wait.

00:38:59Well, no.

00:39:00I've got to tell my mom that I'm a lesbian.

00:39:02All straight girls like girl-on-girl porn.

00:39:03Right.

00:39:04I don't know if lesbians like girl-on-girl porn.

00:39:06I would assume they do.

00:39:08Because they're doing it in real life, so I would assume that they're down with it.

00:39:14But, like, I get that we, as straight girls, we watch it because we're like, they're safe.

00:39:18Everything's fine.

00:39:20They can't get pregnant if they don't want to be.

00:39:23Like, everything's good.

00:39:24They're braiding each other's hair.

00:39:25Like, they're going to, like, take a nice nap after.

00:39:29She keeps asking her, like, are you hungry?

00:39:32Do you want a snack?

00:39:33So, like, I get that.

00:39:35But in terms of—

00:39:37I think it's because I'm not attracted to any men who would do porn.

00:39:40So once the man gets it, I'm like, I don't want to fuck him.

00:39:43No.

00:39:44I almost would rather watch two guys who are gay.

00:39:49It's so funny that you bring this up.

00:39:51I had a friend—

00:39:53I love when this happens.

00:39:54I was just talking about this the other day.

00:39:56I had a friend tell me a story where she said that her friend and her friend's husband,

00:40:04they watch porn together and, like, they have sex and whatever, and they always are, like, switching up their porn.

00:40:11And the husband said, let's watch guy on guy.

00:40:14And so in my head, I'm like, well, she's married to a gay man.

00:40:18Because, like—

00:40:20But then I'm like, oh, wait, but if I watch girl on girl, then—but I'm not gay.

00:40:25Yeah.

00:40:26But what is—is that the equivalent?

00:40:28I just don't know if that is the equivalent.

00:40:31And she said, as the woman, she was like, no, I'm into watching guy on guy.

00:40:37And so I'm like, maybe you're gay, too.

00:40:39Oh, my God.

00:40:41No, porn is very confusing.

00:40:42Porn is so confusing.

00:40:43One of my good friends, Emma Willman, is a lesbian, and she likes watching two gay guys.

00:40:49Interesting. Very interesting.

00:40:52Very interesting.

00:40:53And she also kind of likes to feel like a guy in the bedroom.

00:40:57Yeah.

00:40:58And I always feel like you don't pick your porn.

00:41:00Like, you're attracted to what—

00:41:02The porn picks you.

00:41:03No, literally, it does.

00:41:04I feel like porn picks you.

00:41:06Like, you don't pick what gets you off.

00:41:08You just see it, and you're like, oh, and now I like that.

00:41:11Like, I didn't know I liked that, but I guess I do.

00:41:14That's how fetishes happen.

00:41:15Like, one day, something weird happens, and you get—and a breeze hits your clit the wrong way.

00:41:19Yeah.

00:41:20And you're like, oh, no, now I—

00:41:21No, it's the same thing with, like, things you don't like.

00:41:23Something will happen, and you're like, oh, yeah, don't ever do that to me again.

00:41:27Don't do that again.

00:41:28I didn't like that.

00:41:30Everyone's gay, and everyone's straight, and everyone's on the spectrum.

00:41:34Happy pride.

00:41:35And happy fucking pride.

00:41:37And you don't pick your porn.

00:41:38Your porn picks you.

00:41:39Your porn picks you.

00:41:40And that's, like—I think that's nice.

00:41:42The porn algae finds you.

00:41:46Des and I still can't—we still can't do the porn thing.

00:41:49Because you two are too funny together.

00:41:52You're too comedic.

00:41:53We just—it takes a lot for us to get into, like, a serious enough place.

00:41:59Like, we can't even—we can't.

00:42:01And I want to be that couple.

00:42:03I bet you guys can't even look at each other during sex because you're like,

00:42:06it's just funny that we do this.

00:42:09Look, every now and then, we're like, we have to stop talking.

00:42:12Yeah, we have to get back to business.

00:42:17He's like, what time do you want to drive to the Hamptons tomorrow?

00:42:20Or every now and then, we'll just start laughing.

00:42:22And then, like, every now and then, I'll laugh, and he's like, what are you laughing at?

00:42:25Because, like, you can't laugh too much.

00:42:27No, you can't.

00:42:29Wow, we just, like—we went through a whole journey.

00:42:31We went through a whole—I'm sweating.

00:42:33I don't know how we even got there, but we went through a journey.

00:42:37Do you want another stat?

00:42:38Yeah, I do.

00:42:40She's like, I'm so excited.

00:42:41So, the founder of Spanx, Sarah Blakely—

00:42:44Yes.

00:42:45Came up on my algae today, and she said that women were not able to get a business loan

00:42:52until, like, a surprising time.

00:42:55Like, you either had to have a man co-sign it or, like, be part of the loan.

00:42:59What year do you think women legally were allowed to get a business loan on their own?

00:43:071975?

00:43:131988.

00:43:151988.

00:43:17Like, our own moms couldn't get a business loan.

00:43:20So, you couldn't start a business and go to the bank and be like, I need—you needed a man?

00:43:25Little birdbrain woman, no.

00:43:28Go make someone a sandwich.

00:43:30Birdbrain woman.

00:43:34Go watch some girl-on-girl porn and leave us alone.

00:43:37You fucking lesbian.

00:43:39You can't run a business.

00:43:41But isn't that fucking crazy?

00:43:42Oh my god.

00:43:43And that's why there's a wage gap.

00:43:47I hate them all.

00:43:49I hate all the men.

00:43:50I just, like, I couldn't—I can't imagine.

00:43:53Also, imagine, like, one woman that went into the bank and was like, okay, I need a business loan.

00:43:58And some guy being like, ha ha ha ha.

00:44:00No.

00:44:01And then the Spanx girlie literally has, like, a billionaire business right now.

00:44:05Yeah.

00:44:06But also, this is—look, we've been a little negative on men this episode.

00:44:09Chris, we love you.

00:44:10I think there's really two types of men.

00:44:13There's men who, like, actually don't like women.

00:44:18Yeah.

00:44:19Who are arguably gay.

00:44:20Yes.

00:44:21But not, like, the good gay.

00:44:22No.

00:44:23Like, they're, like, suppressed weird.

00:44:24Yeah.

00:44:25But, like, if you actually hate women—

00:44:26Yeah.

00:44:27Happy pride.

00:44:28And then if—then there's the men who, like, actually fucking love women.

00:44:33Mm-hmm.

00:44:34And they're like, I love my mom.

00:44:35But also could be—

00:44:36I love my sister.

00:44:37Gay.

00:44:39You never can tell.

00:44:40And that's why you need to ask.

00:44:42But you know the guys that, like, you—that's why I think fuckboys is interesting.

00:44:48Because there's the fuckboy that's like, he's in his own shit, whatever.

00:44:51Mm-hmm.

00:44:52But then there's the fuckboy who, like, actually—

00:44:53Really hates women.

00:44:54Hates women.

00:44:55It's very—

00:44:56And wants to hang with the boys and talk bad about women.

00:44:57I feel like it is rare that, like—no, I've actually dated a few.

00:45:02I've dated a few men that they hated women because they had such mommy issues for whatever

00:45:08reason.

00:45:09Yeah.

00:45:10They hated them.

00:45:11Yeah.

00:45:12But then I've also dated fuckboys that, like, their mom—they love their fucking mom.

00:45:14Like, they put—their mom puts them on a pedestal.

00:45:16Yeah.

00:45:17And that's why they're a fuckboy.

00:45:18Because they're like, I'm not gonna get in trouble.

00:45:19This isn't bad.

00:45:20Like, my mom thinks I'm perfect.

00:45:21Yeah.

00:45:22So it's like, that, I think, is the majority.

00:45:24Or they love their mom too much, where it's like, yeah, they're not treating women as

00:45:30like normal people.

00:45:31It's just like, my mom, then everyone else is less than her kind of thing.

00:45:34Yeah.

00:45:35Where it's like, you just need men who, like, look you in the eye and fucking listen to

00:45:39you.

00:45:40How did we get the bar so low?

00:45:43No.

00:45:44I'm just trying to help the girlies.

00:45:48Yeah.

00:45:49Because I feel like in my 20s, I really did not understand red flags.

00:45:54You couldn't decipher.

00:45:55I couldn't.

00:45:56I thought—I was like, okay, so we need them to be hot and successful and funny, but we

00:45:59also need to somehow figure out that they're not a serial killer, that they also will be

00:46:03trustworthy, that they also will be kind.

00:46:05Like, there's just too much stuff that I'm navigating.

00:46:07And I also have to be, like, have chemistry with them.

00:46:10It's a lot.

00:46:11And also they have to be, like, nice to you, and they also have to, like, make you laugh,

00:46:15and they also have to, like, plan stuff, and then, like, want to see you.

00:46:19It's a lot.

00:46:20You have to check off a lot of things when you're dating.

00:46:22And then you don't know who you are.

00:46:23Right.

00:46:24Because, like, then you're alone, and you're like, what the fuck's going on here?

00:46:27And then you're with him, and you're like, mold me, baby.

00:46:30Yeah.

00:46:31No, the men are always bad.

00:46:35I've been over them for a minute.

00:46:38I stay over them.

00:46:42Oh, God.

00:46:43When you go into, like, a gas station or, like, a bodega, what's your, like, go-to drink?

00:46:48Because I go through phases the same way where, like, you go through food phases.

00:46:52Like, right now, I'm in a real diet Dr. Pepper phase.

00:46:57Can't get enough of them.

00:46:58People don't talk about it enough.

00:46:59Diet Dr. Pepper is so fucking good.

00:47:01Arguably better than regular Dr. Pepper.

00:47:03Arguably better, but also Dr. Pepper in general, my favorite soda.

00:47:06How have we not brought up the doctor before?

00:47:08He's the only person I want to deal with my appendix is Dr. fucking Pepper.

00:47:12Dr. Pepper.

00:47:13Who is he?

00:47:15If he was a gynecologist, I'd actually allow it.

00:47:18Dr. Pepper.

00:47:19Wait, we've never talked about this.

00:47:20It also could be a woman.

00:47:21And I will talk.

00:47:22I will.

00:47:23It could be.

00:47:24Wow.

00:47:25Wow.

00:47:26That was bad of us.

00:47:27And that's on us.

00:47:28And that's on us.

00:47:29And that was us.

00:47:30We need to apologize.

00:47:31And that was on us.

00:47:32We assumed it was a man.

00:47:33But it was men's fault that we thought that.

00:47:35Yes.

00:47:36It brainwashed us.

00:47:37Would you ever have a male gyno?

00:47:40You know.

00:47:43It depends how lonely I am.

00:47:47If I really need to feel something.

00:47:50You know, for my, here's the thing.

00:47:52For my every day, like my annual checkup.

00:47:57I thought you were going to say anal.

00:47:58Like, I'm just, I'm more comfortable with a woman.

00:48:02If I had something really wrong with me and I needed like a team of doctors,

00:48:07I guess I would allow a man to like take a look.

00:48:12I do have to say.

00:48:13I certainly don't want a man being like, okay, you're going to feel a little pressure.

00:48:17Like, nah.

00:48:18The fact that male gynecologists I think should be illegal.

00:48:22Yeah, I think it's like a weird.

00:48:24Because I don't know a lot about doctors.

00:48:25I don't know anything about Dr. Pepper.

00:48:27But I know that there's a point where, as a doctor, you can decide where you want to go.

00:48:33So that means they look someone in the eye and was like, I want.

00:48:37I want to study pussy.

00:48:38And it's like, why do you want to do that?

00:48:41Well, you can be.

00:48:44Wait, can you be an OB?

00:48:48Can you be a doctor that delivers babies and not be a gynecologist?

00:48:53Great question.

00:48:54It's like a rectangle and a square.

00:48:56Like, because I think you can be just like a regular gynecologist and not deliver babies.

00:49:01And then I think you can deliver babies in a hospital and not be like the routine pap smear kind of doctor.

00:49:08That is a really fucking good question.

00:49:09Because isn't that when you go and it's like gynecology slash OBGYN?

00:49:12Yes.

00:49:13Yes.

00:49:14I don't know.

00:49:15I don't either.

00:49:16And you want to know what?

00:49:17We don't.

00:49:18We're not in a position to know because we're not ready for children.

00:49:24I'm trying so hard, guys.

00:49:26I'm trying so hard.

00:49:28The difference between gynecology and OBGYN, I think.

00:49:32But think about it from our perspective.

00:49:33Like, if I chose of all the things to help, I'm like, I want to deal with dicks.

00:49:37That's fucking weird.

00:49:38You know what's even crazier?

00:49:39They don't even have a doctor for that.

00:49:41Like, they're not going.

00:49:43They're not going.

00:49:44Wait, do they just make up a pussy doctor so doctors can just like be creepy?

00:49:48I think it's so crazy because I'm like, you don't go and get him checked to make sure he's like doing what he's supposed to be doing every couple years.

00:49:54I know that nurses will put their hand on their balls and ask them to cough.

00:49:58Has that happened to you, Chris?

00:49:59That's happened to me, yeah.

00:50:00Did you ask why they did that?

00:50:02No.

00:50:03I mean, they put staples in my head.

00:50:05I didn't ask questions about that either.

00:50:07It says that physicians who focus on gynecology do not deliver babies or treat pregnant women.

00:50:12So they're into pussy, basically.

00:50:15This is my thing.

00:50:17I only want a woman.

00:50:20I think it's weird.

00:50:22It's like priests.

00:50:23Like, how did you get there?

00:50:24I'm not even going to get into that right now.

00:50:29My question for you, masseuse, do you pick male or woman?

00:50:34Female.

00:50:35Female.

00:50:36Oh, my God.

00:50:38That's so vulnerable now.

00:50:40Just because, literally only because I don't trust anyone.

00:50:44And I'm certainly not going to put myself face down like no bra and just hope that he's a good guy.

00:50:52I think because I was an athlete.

00:50:54Not that athletes have not been in horrible situations.

00:50:57But I've had a lot of male doctor physical stuff.

00:51:01And sometimes they're really fucking good at massage.

00:51:03And in Chinatown, these guys go all the time and they're amazing.

00:51:06That's different.

00:51:07I trust them.

00:51:08I don't mind an ugly old dude.

00:51:12Once I had a hot guy massage me.

00:51:15I couldn't do that.

00:51:16It was a full date.

00:51:17The whole thing in my head was a date.

00:51:19He probably was like, this is boring.

00:51:21But I was like, okay.

00:51:24Because after I'd be like, are you going to ask for my number?

00:51:28Because I just let you touch me.

00:51:30The whole thing was not in a fun way.

00:51:33I wasn't relaxed.

00:51:34I was like, we're fully on a first date.

00:51:36No, I couldn't have.

00:51:38Might as well turn on a movie.

00:51:39Actually, it's funny because me and Craig got massages the other day in my apartment.

00:51:43You can do it on an app and have someone come over.

00:51:46And he was like, okay, do you want a girl or a guy?

00:51:49And I was like, what?

00:51:50He was like, a girl.

00:51:51And he was like, okay, I don't know.

00:51:53Does he care about girl or a guy?

00:51:55He gets a girl.

00:51:56Okay, that's the thing.

00:51:57Because Dez and I, it'll be like, okay, there's a girl and a guy.

00:51:59And Dez will get the girl.

00:52:01And I'll get the guy.

00:52:03And I'm like, but that's not fair.

00:52:05Because I think guys feel like, okay, you're not going to touch me.

00:52:09But that's how I feel too.

00:52:11I'm like, okay, you're not going to touch me.

00:52:12I want to see the guy first.

00:52:14And honestly, the uglier the better.

00:52:16If he's hot, we're not fucking doing this.

00:52:19He was massaging my something and I was sucking it.

00:52:23I was like.

00:52:24No, I need to fully suss the situation out.

00:52:27You know where I do sometimes enjoy a man?

00:52:31Where?

00:52:32At the nail salon.

00:52:34I'm not afraid to have a man do my nails.

00:52:36Sometimes I feel like they're very good.

00:52:39I like when they do my feet because it makes me feel powerful.

00:52:43That's actually a great.

00:52:44I'm like, yeah, rub my feet.

00:52:46I like when they rub my feet.

00:52:47But I'm not looking down onto them.

00:52:51We're not afraid of some men in the workplace.

00:52:53Are we dominatrix?

00:52:54And we just don't know it.

00:52:55What are we doing here?

00:52:56Why is there so much leather?

00:52:58It's so much admin.

00:52:59Anyway, when I go to a bodega.

00:53:02I have a couple options.

00:53:03I'm so excited.

00:53:04This is what we're back to the drink.

00:53:07So I don't like sparkling stuff.

00:53:10Just putting that out there.

00:53:12I think it's aggressive.

00:53:14I think it's TV static in your mouth.

00:53:19I don't want bubbles.

00:53:20But you're drinking a carbonated drink.

00:53:24Yeah, because there's nothing else in the fridge right now.

00:53:26And I'm not happy about it.

00:53:28I'm doing it against my will.

00:53:29I guess I've never really noticed that you never go for a LaCroix.

00:53:35You just had a stroke.

00:53:36I just had a stroke.

00:53:37A LaCroix.

00:53:38You never go for a sparkling water ever.

00:53:41Interesting.

00:53:42I don't want sparkling water.

00:53:43I think it's so aggressive.

00:53:44It's in your face.

00:53:45Just relax.

00:53:46So I love a juice.

00:53:48But you can't do full juice.

00:53:50You love a watered down juice.

00:53:52So I need a watered down juice.

00:53:54So then we have to get creative.

00:53:55And you like a watered down juice because when you were younger,

00:53:57your mom used to water down your juice.

00:53:58And that's the way you like it.

00:53:59Because I was like full crackhead.

00:54:01If you gave me full apple juice, bitch was wiling.

00:54:05I was like, let's fucking party.

00:54:06Definitely wasn't wearing her matching hat.

00:54:07Throwing it in the fucking jar.

00:54:09She's like, that's it.

00:54:10No more juice for Hannah.

00:54:12She's on the juice again.

00:54:16I'm just in the back.

00:54:17Imagine your first grade teacher being like,

00:54:19Hannah's on the juice again.

00:54:21No, my mom would get mad.

00:54:22Anyway, so this is going to be a little crazy.

00:54:26I fuck with an aloe vera drink.

00:54:30Interesting.

00:54:31No, this is the thing about aloe vera drinks.

00:54:32Don't get the pineapple.

00:54:33It's way too sweet.

00:54:34Okay.

00:54:35Get the plain.

00:54:36Sometimes the mango will be a little sweet.

00:54:38Get some water on the side just in case you need watered down.

00:54:40I don't think I've ever had an aloe vera drink.

00:54:42This is the craziest thing about aloe vera drinks.

00:54:44There's chunks of aloe in it.

00:54:48Like a bubble tea?

00:54:49No.

00:54:50Like chunks of something.

00:54:52Do you bite it?

00:54:54Or do they just swallow?

00:54:55You can swallow.

00:54:56You can chew.

00:54:57Is it good for you?

00:54:58What are the...

00:54:59This thing, in theory, aloe vera sounds good for you.

00:55:02Somehow, I think by the time it gets into the form that it is in the bodega,

00:55:06I can't say that it's good for you.

00:55:08Okay.

00:55:09It's not bad for you.

00:55:10Thank you for being so honest.

00:55:11It's not bad for you.

00:55:12Okay.

00:55:13It's better than drinking a soda.

00:55:14Yeah.

00:55:15It's better than getting your diet Dr. Pepper.

00:55:16Yeah.

00:55:17Now, this never happens, but on my rider when I'm performing,

00:55:22I get white Gatorade zero.

00:55:27You come up with the most random things.

00:55:30It's actually not random.

00:55:31There's a method to my madness.

00:55:33I want Gatorade, but I can't be drinking full Gatorades all the time

00:55:36because that's like liquid cocaine.

00:55:38So I get Gatorade zero because I want to drink a lot of them.

00:55:41I'm putting them down.

00:55:43Then you can't get a colored one because then your lips

00:55:46and your tongue will be colored.

00:55:47So I get the white one, and I will go through like four Gatorades a night.

00:55:51And you don't water that down?

00:55:52You drink those straight?

00:55:53Straight.

00:55:54Straight up?

00:55:55Crispy cold.

00:55:56On the rocks?

00:55:57On the rocks.

00:55:58Fuck my shit up.

00:56:00We keep getting in a fight because then I also love an iced tea.

00:56:03I like a Diet Snapple.

00:56:05I feel like you love an Arnold Palmer.

00:56:07We love St. James.

00:56:08Yes, we love a St. James.

00:56:10We love a Liquid Death.

00:56:13It has an iced tea, too, that's good.

00:56:15So I like that vibe.

00:56:17When I was in Europe, I was like, can I have an iced tea?

00:56:21In Ireland, actually.

00:56:23And they were like, no.

00:56:24So then I had to order apple juice like a little kid.

00:56:28I love in Europe when they will straight up say no to you.

00:56:32Like restaurants in New York.

00:56:33I've been in restaurants in New York where you ask for something,

00:56:36and they're like, oh, let me check if we have that.

00:56:38And then they'll send someone to the store and get it.

00:56:42What restaurants are you going to?

00:56:44I don't know.

00:56:45I feel like that's happened once or twice.

00:56:47But there's something about in Europe.

00:56:50Literally at my mom's house.

00:56:52My dad was like, I'll go get it.

00:56:53No, in Europe they'll just be like, no, bitch.

00:56:56And Des kept laughing because at every restaurant I'd be like,

00:56:58can I have iced tea?

00:56:59And he's like, how many times are you going to ask?

00:57:01And I'm like, well, I'm going to try.

00:57:03Maybe the one place ran out.

00:57:05And he's like, they don't have fucking iced tea here.

00:57:07And they don't know what it is, or they just don't carry it.

00:57:11They don't do it.

00:57:12And then we could kind of make it.

00:57:13And once they get confused, I'm like, no.

00:57:15And Europe doesn't do ice.

00:57:17They're not that into ice.

00:57:19And they're not that into air conditioning.

00:57:22I know.

00:57:23And I don't know what it is.

00:57:27And I don't know if it's because we're spoiled,

00:57:29we know what it feels like, and they don't know what it feels like.

00:57:33Or if they're just actively like, we don't want it.

00:57:36This is the thing.

00:57:37They've had infrastructure for hundreds more years.

00:57:39Where did they miss that part of it?

00:57:41My friend, Gianmarco Sorese, he's a comedian,

00:57:44had a funny tweet where he was like,

00:57:46do I want to go to Europe and experience all these cultures

00:57:50and all these things, or do I want air conditioning?

00:57:52And a Diet Coke and a fucking glass of ice.

00:57:55No, I love vacation.

00:57:57Obviously, it's so such a, like, what is the word I'm looking for?

00:58:02I was going to say blessing.

00:58:05It's obviously so nice to be able to go to Europe and travel.

00:58:08Oh my God, it's incredible.

00:58:10Well, I've never been to London before.

00:58:13But there's nothing like landing back in America

00:58:17and knowing right when you get in the Uber,

00:58:20the air is going to be fucking blasting.

00:58:23You're on your way home.

00:58:24You're going to fill up ice and drink a cold drink.

00:58:27Also, I do say Apple is out to get everyone

00:58:31because the second you land in Europe,

00:58:33there's no way to charge anything.

00:58:35Like, you're scared.

00:58:38I don't know why collectively we couldn't have

00:58:41just had all the same plugs.

00:58:43Why do we have to have...

00:58:44What are you guys talking at UN meetings?

00:58:46Because if this stuff's happening to Jocket,

00:58:48I don't know, like, we need to get someone else in here

00:58:51because this is a real problem.

00:58:53I want good vibes and I want everyone to have the same charger.

00:58:56Yeah, and it's like, how many, I don't get the voltage.

00:58:59Like, oh, can't go above this voltage.

00:59:01Need an adapter. Nope, need a converter.

00:59:02You also can't blow dry your hair in the bathroom in Europe.

00:59:05Anywhere. You can't do it anywhere.

00:59:06Well, then they started putting these USB ports.

00:59:09But then Apple decides, let's stop using USB.

00:59:13Yeah, and they're like, actually, we're going to change it to USB-C.

00:59:16Like, I've never had more cords that don't work just sitting there.

00:59:20And then when you're trying to order it,

00:59:22like, I don't understand what a UBC-T fuck you is.

00:59:26Like, I don't know what that is.

00:59:27I'll strangle myself with the cords.

00:59:28Like, I'll freaking lose it.

00:59:30So anyway, but I had a lot of fun.

00:59:34Good. It was a blast. And I'll go back next year.

00:59:38Other drinks I like to get.

00:59:40I like a green tea with honey.

00:59:44I also like a hint water if I'm feeling really healthy.

00:59:48I also... Hint waters are really good, actually.

00:59:52Yeah, like, it gives just subtle.

00:59:54It depends if you're thirsty or you want to have a part.

00:59:56Like, fun.

00:59:57So, like, you don't gravitate towards a soda.

01:00:02You gravitate more towards...

01:00:04I do not want carbon energy touching my fucking tongue.

01:00:07See, like, I love a poppy.

01:00:09I love, like, I love a soda.

01:00:13But, like, when you're thirsty?

01:00:15Yeah, like, I'll chug a sparkling water.

01:00:18I don't give a fuck.

01:00:19Because you want to know what?

01:00:21Maybe I am into BDSM because I love that fucking burn.

01:00:24Like, if I'm really thirsty and I chug, like, a Pellegrino water,

01:00:27I love the way it tingles.

01:00:29Wait, that is so funny. That's two types of girls.

01:00:31If you like to chug sparkling water, you like to get choked.

01:00:36And that's a stat.

01:00:37See, literally me, I will take a sip and I go, ow, ow, ow.

01:00:40And that's got to be a stat.

01:00:41We're all, chug it, let it burn.

01:00:44And then I'll be like, crack, choke me.

01:00:47See, this is the thing.

01:00:48I am, like, dealing with enough demons in my head.

01:00:51I don't want to also fight my drink, like, for my life, you know?

01:00:54Like, I just want to be chill.

01:00:56Also, I don't even, like, I do little sips.

01:01:00See, I don't know what it is.

01:01:02I'm, like, always really thirsty.

01:01:04Like, I need a water at all times.

01:01:06Like, I'm always dehydrated, always need to chug something.

01:01:10Well, I'm trying to drink more water.

01:01:14Not really.

01:01:16Not really at all.

01:01:17Anyway.

01:01:18Anywho, what time are we at?

01:01:20You're, like, just over an hour.

01:01:21Oh!

01:01:22Yeah.

01:01:23Look at us.

01:01:24Just flew by.

01:01:25That really did.

01:01:26I feel like...

01:01:30I feel like I had one more thing, but now I can't fucking think of it.

01:01:34I do have to say, I was editing.

01:01:37Yes, and how is it going?

01:01:39It's going well.

01:01:40It's due Wednesday.

01:01:42Oh my god.

01:01:43So, we're doing it.

01:01:45No, that's so exciting.

01:01:47It's exciting.

01:01:48So crazy.

01:01:49It's craziness.

01:01:50It's happening.

01:01:51We have to throw a party.

01:01:52We have to throw a party.

01:01:53It's, like, all exciting.

01:01:54So many things to do.

01:01:55What do you think about J.Lo cancelling her tour?

01:01:58Well, apparently, there were low...

01:02:00Like, I were whispering, but she won't hear us.

01:02:03She's my friend, so...

01:02:05I was wondering if she heard us say all that nice stuff about Jennifer Garner,

01:02:08which I obviously don't take back because I love her so much.

01:02:11I think she's fine with Jennifer.

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