同居少女諸事卜 - 第1集 線上看
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同居少女諸事卜,第1集,ep1,線上看,viutv,雲浩影,吳家忻,蘇皓兒,郭嘉駿,何啟華
#同居少女諸事卜 #第1集 #ep1 #線上看 #viutv #雲浩影 #吳家忻 #蘇皓兒 #郭嘉駿 #何啟華
同居少女諸事卜,第1集,ep1,線上看,viutv,雲浩影,吳家忻,蘇皓兒,郭嘉駿,何啟華
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00:00🎵Jingle Bells🎵
00:30🎵Jingle Bells🎵
00:32🎵Music🎵
00:56🎵Jingle Bells🎵
01:12Hello! Welcome back to our Q&A session!
01:17Luluman, who is better at MBTI and horoscope?
01:22🎵Music🎵
01:28In our society,
01:30we need to use different tools to solve different problems.
01:34For example, if you want to have a smooth life,
01:37your home must be neat and tidy.
01:39Why?
01:40It is related to the topic of today's home-style.
01:44🎵Music🎵
01:49Home is where people stay for the longest time.
01:53If you want to have a smooth life,
01:56your home must be neat and tidy.
01:58Especially in a guest house,
02:00you must not put clothes in the guest house.
02:02Because...
02:03🎵Music🎵
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02:11😂😂😂
02:12😂😂😂
02:13😂😂😂
02:14😂😂😂
02:15Do you think I'm lying?
02:17No.
02:19The netizens are right.
02:21This woman
02:22has really made me feel suffocated recently.
02:26Tracey is my cousin.
02:27She is a super idealistic INFP.
02:31As a white sheep, she is very energetic.
02:34She is determined to be a full-time athlete.
02:37Isn't that great?
02:40But apart from playing football,
02:42she can't do anything.
02:47😂😂😂
02:48😂😂😂
02:49😂😂😂
02:50😂😂😂
02:53Oh!
02:56My cousin!
03:04Wow! The scenery is beautiful here.
03:07I feel so comfortable.
03:10It's the same as my dream house.
03:13Oh!
03:14That's right.
03:15This woman is staying at my home.
03:19Rent?
03:21Rent is of course...
03:23Please!
03:24I will pay the rent when I find a job.
03:26We are sisters.
03:28Okay, okay.
03:29Ah! I got it!
03:32Okay, okay, okay.
03:35Everyone, everyone.
03:36Actually, this is my roommate and cousin, Tracy.
03:40Don't look at her like this.
03:42She was even worse a week ago.
03:46No shooting, no salary, no money in her account,
03:49and no return date.
03:51So I told her to start from the bed,
03:53to the room,
03:54to clean up slowly,
03:55to have a big break.
03:57So the mess you see behind you now
03:59is really her clearing her mind.
04:02Eh!
04:03So she just received a message this morning
04:06that she can start a new job.
04:09Yes.
04:10My cousin is really pretty.
04:12Please support her.
04:18Oh, um...
04:23Well,
04:24my moon sign is a lion.
04:26So what do people say?
04:28I don't care.
04:30But if I can,
04:31I want to tell my friends.
04:34Who are you?
04:35Iris!
04:37Shit!
04:39Oh.
04:40My.
04:41God.
05:06I promise!
05:12Sammy,
05:13my ex-roommate,
05:14is an activist,
05:15a master planner,
05:16and an ISTJ.
05:18She's also a housekeeper.
05:21You know what I mean.
05:25Whether it's middle school or college,
05:27she always gets the upper hand.
05:30Before graduation,
05:31she was already invited.
05:33She took all the success
05:35into her own hands.
05:41In short,
05:42she follows the schedule.
05:49This quiet person
05:50is Sammy's ex-boyfriend, Jack.
05:52They started dating in college.
05:55Sammy always says
05:56her plan is to get married at 25,
05:58have a baby at 27,
05:59and have another baby at 29.
06:01Bye-bye.
06:06Half a month ago,
06:07she decided to move in with Jack.
06:09She said before marriage,
06:10she would try to live with him.
06:12Wow.
06:13That's fate.
06:14Jack, come on.
06:15How could this happen?
06:16This family has to pay for it.
06:18It's been a long time.
06:21I've told you 20 times
06:22to clean the house.
06:23But you never listen.
06:24I've washed it, but it's still dirty.
06:28Wow.
06:29Wow.
06:30You put it all over the place.
06:32How could you?
06:33Enough.
06:35Tell me what happened.
06:40Jack.
06:43Jack.
06:45Jack is a jerk.
06:48Look.
06:49Isn't it good to help your sister like this?
06:53Didn't you say you like kids?
06:56Yes.
07:00Actually, I don't want to live with him.
07:03I don't want to get married either.
07:10Jack is such a jerk.
07:12He has so many responsibilities.
07:14Then you should understand why I moved back.
07:16It's been five years.
07:18I've done so much for him.
07:20And I've planned everything.
07:22You didn't plan it.
07:23You have to see if he wants to do it.
07:26What?
07:28Didn't you have a plan before?
07:31Yes.
07:32Every time I asked him, he said,
07:33Okay.
07:34Whatever.
07:35It's up to you.
07:36Then it's up to me.
07:38Are you angry?
07:39If someone asks you if you're angry,
07:40will you say no?
07:42You didn't listen to what Jack wanted.
07:44Yes.
07:45In my experience,
07:46men are more considerate than women.
07:50Let's get down to business.
07:53You.
07:54You'll be back soon.
07:55You.
07:56You'll keep moving out.
07:59Then...
08:00Who will be the manager?
08:04I have no choice.
08:05I'll ask him.
08:11Do you trust him?
08:13He studied psychology.
08:14He's a fortune teller.
08:16No.
08:17He's a good guy.
08:18He's already approved of me and Jack.
08:20There will be a problem.
08:21You can see it with your own eyes.
08:23I'm going out.
08:25That's enough.
08:26Pick a card.
08:35There's a card.
08:36It usually suggests you to do something
08:38and think it over.
08:40There's a space.
08:41Think about it.
08:42Think about it.
08:47The wheel of fate.
08:48It means change.
08:50Maybe you're going to have a chance to change.
08:52What does it mean?
08:55It means you're going to be alone.
08:58And you...
09:00You used to sleep in the living room.
09:02Why don't you sleep in the living room?
09:06So you don't believe in love.
09:09You can only ask one question a day.
09:13I've used up all my energy today.
09:16But it doesn't matter.
09:19Take this chicken.
09:20I've used it before.
09:22You'll find the answer.
09:24You're so accurate.
09:25I have an interview.
09:26I have to go.
09:27Bye.
09:33What does it mean?
09:51If my cousin is the president,
09:53I don't need this house anymore.
09:55I know.
09:57I don't believe it this year.
10:00If you follow my plan,
10:03you have to say goodbye to Jack.
10:07And find a boyfriend as soon as possible.
10:10Is your plan really that important?
10:12Why do women have to get married and have kids before 30?
10:15I think it's important.
10:16Many women want to get married and have kids before 30.
10:19What's wrong with that?
10:20There's nothing wrong with that.
10:22But you have to think about it.
10:24Do you really need a partner?
10:26My plan requires two people.
10:28Who said that?
10:29One person can do a lot of things.
10:33Even if you can't do it,
10:35there are still many things that can help.
10:39Please.
10:40You're so disgusting.
10:41I want to be as open-minded as you.
10:44I'm so open-minded
10:45because I know there's no such thing as a plan in life.
10:48Being open-minded is the most important thing.
10:52What are you doing?
10:53Listen.
10:55No.
10:56It's Peter.
10:57Who's Peter?
10:59My first love.
11:00This one.
11:05You're wrong.
11:08I'm listening to you.
11:09It's really you.
11:11This one is good.
11:12Do you have more?
11:14I don't know how to use it.
11:16Hello.
11:17Peter.
11:18He's a real man.
11:20Yes, that's it.
11:21It's so obvious.
11:23Which one?
11:24Please stand behind me.
11:26You're wearing the wrong one.
11:28Think about it.
11:29What's the most common thing in Hong Kong?
11:30Middle-aged women.
11:32I'm already a middle-aged woman.
11:34Are you waiting for me?
11:35Yes.
11:36The future is the middle-aged women's market.
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