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00:00A few hours later...
00:04Good morning, even though it's midnight!
00:07Midnight Punch! It's Rive!
00:09She really went to the deserted island.
00:12200,000 views?!
00:14Wow!
00:15This is nothing for me.
00:18Wow!
00:21What kind of videos are you watching right now?
00:24I'm watching this.
00:25We're practicing for a music class.
00:29Combinations are important.
00:31Let's work together.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Rive!
00:36Mom!
00:38I have to go home, too.
00:40Me, too.
00:42See you!
00:59Mom!
01:29Midnight Punch!
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02:43This is...
02:45It's just an old building.
02:48Why are you here?
02:51Are you okay?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Let's go.
03:10At 7 p.m. today, there was an unexplained explosion in a quiet residential area.
03:16I was really surprised when it suddenly broke.
03:20Why?
03:21I don't know. Maybe a big bat came out of it.
03:25Or maybe a goddess came out of it.
03:29The residents have repeatedly made meaningless remarks.
03:33I know why you were called to headquarters.
03:38I'm really sorry about the vampire.
03:47Is that Masa over there?
03:52I don't see him.
03:55I forgave you for the video.
03:57But I told you not to make a scene.
04:00Yes.
04:01Why did this happen?
04:04Well...
04:07I'm sorry.
04:13You guys!
04:14The alcohol I bought with the money I earned from gambling is delicious!
04:19It's delicious!
04:20That's right!
04:22Yeah!
04:23Yeah!
04:24Yeah!
04:25Yeah!
04:26Yeah!
04:27Yeah!
04:28Yeah!
04:29Yeah!
04:30Yeah!
04:31Yeah!
04:32I'm sorry.
04:34I'm sorry!
04:35We will destroy the vampire.
04:37What?
04:38Destroy?
04:40This is Mother's order.
04:43We destroyed the vampire and attracted the attention of the public.
04:47We created a danger that the existence of vampires might be exposed.
04:51It is natural to be punished.
04:53All of you are rotten oranges!
04:57Mother said so.
05:00What does rotten oranges mean?
05:02I don't know.
05:04Shut up!
05:06I'm sorry.
05:07If the vampire is destroyed, what should we do?
05:11You should move to another house.
05:16What about me?
05:18I don't know. Do as you like.
05:20It's hard to make a video without you.
05:24I don't care what happens to your video.
05:29Masaki, you can't live with me.
05:32I can't live with you.
05:33I'm afraid to live with a vampire I don't know.
05:37I don't want to move.
05:39There is only a house where Ichijo is.
05:43Ichiko doesn't want to live with a vampire.
05:47Don't complain to me.
05:50I'm not complaining.
05:53You borrowed money, didn't you?
05:56It's not your fault that the wall is broken.
05:58It's the fault of alcohol.
06:00Are you going to blame alcohol?
06:02You hate sin and hate people.
06:12I'm sorry.
06:14It's all my fault.
06:22It hurts.
06:25Don't bother your mother anymore.
06:33Eve.
06:35Let's ask him not to destroy the house again.
06:39But he said he didn't care about the video.
06:44We can move to another house.
06:47I didn't want to move.
06:50What is this?
06:52Are you living with Masaki?
06:56No.
06:58I'm going to ask Masaki how to edit the video.
07:03I have to go to Masaki's house.
07:06Then we can live together.
07:11If you have time to be alone with Masaki, you don't need a vampire.
07:17That's not it.
07:20I don't think it's possible.
07:24I can't go against my mother's decision.
07:28I can do anything.
07:31As long as there is a gamble.
07:33What do you mean?
07:35I realized that I should fly wherever I go.
07:39It's thanks to you that the wall is broken.
07:42It's not my fault.
07:44That's right.
07:46It's the fault of everyone but me.
07:49I'm the only one who thinks seriously about vampires.
07:54It's annoying.
07:56What are you talking about?
07:58You're the only one who thinks seriously about vampires.
08:01Don't say that.
08:04Please go to the bathroom.
08:06It's a nuisance.
08:09You think so too.
08:13I understand.
08:15It's a nuisance for everyone.
08:17I'll do everything by myself.
08:19Calm down.
08:21I'm calm.
08:23Then I'll go home.
08:26I have to go to work.
08:29I forgot to move.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32I don't know how to do it.
08:43You can't do it.
08:46How old are you?
08:48I'm 110 years old.
08:52I just don't understand the importance of vampires.
08:56I'll reflect on myself and go home.
08:59Then I'll forgive you.
09:01You're great.
09:03If you put your favorite food in it and eat it together,
09:07your hearts will be united.
09:09By the way...
09:11Yes?
09:12Why do you eat when you can drink blood only?
09:15That's because I asked you to.
09:18I want to eat with you.
09:20What do you mean?
09:21I'm a human.
09:23Before I came here, I ate with my father, mother, and brothers.
09:32If you drink blood, will you become a vampire?
09:36It's okay.
09:37I drank Masaki's blood.
09:41Is that so?
09:43On the contrary.
09:45When vampire blood enters the body, humans become vampires.
09:50Then why did Ichigo become a vampire?
09:53I don't have a reason.
09:55What?
09:56I've always wanted to be a human and stay with my mother,
10:01but I was suddenly turned into a vampire.
10:04My mother manages it now,
10:06but there used to be people who turned humans into vampires on their own.
10:11So I lost my humanity.
10:14I had no place to go home.
10:16I had no place to go.
10:18I was alone every day.
10:21I walked all the time.
10:24Then I found vampires.
10:34Rive welcomed me.
10:38I knew I could live without eating,
10:42but I wanted to eat with everyone,
10:44so I always cooked.
10:53For days and days and days and days...
11:01Then Rive came.
11:05The lizard came, too.
11:13Fou came, too.
11:15Then we all started eating together in the vampire world.
11:20That's why the vampire world is my favorite house.
11:24The episode is heavier than I thought, and I'm getting a heartburn.
11:29Is that so?
11:30And why is there a hot pot in the summer?
11:33Because it has everything everyone likes.
11:50I'm hungry.
11:52No.
11:54I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.
11:57Everyone eats together.
12:01Okay.
12:09What are you doing?
12:11Rive!
12:12Don't film me!
12:16Let me see.
12:23Why is there a hot pot on a hot day like this?
12:25I don't know.
12:26I didn't know you were here.
12:29Masaki, what's wrong with you?
12:32I'm going to see my mother.
12:34What?
12:36I can't rely on you guys.
12:38Wait, wait.
12:39You're going to get in there with that weapon?
12:41You have a lot of fighting power.
12:43Shut up!
12:44If you can't protect one of your friends, get out!
12:47I'm hungry.
12:51This is an important house for her, isn't it?
12:55At least you guys should know that.
13:05I can finally eat.
13:08Ichiko, it's time to eat.
13:11I'm going to put in the liver.
13:13I want you to put it in, too.
13:16There's also enoki mushrooms.
13:18Rive, don't eat it all by yourself.
13:21Are you going to film?
13:22A hot pot in the summer is going to be an interesting picture.
13:26After all, we have to eat together.
13:31Rive...
13:33Everyone...
13:34Well, then...
13:35Itadakimasu!
13:36That's rude!
13:38Why are you coming in through the wall?
13:40There's an entrance!
13:41And wash your hands before you eat!
13:45What?
13:46It happens at this timing?
13:48So...
13:49Don't destroy the vampire layer project.
13:52Let's get started.
13:53What exactly are you going to do?
13:55I'm going to get in there with the garlic.
13:57If you do that, you'll be erased.
14:00To be honest, I don't think it's possible to just lower my head.
14:03If I can show you how Rive and the others have grown,
14:06I might be able to do it.
14:08Growth?
14:09I do it every day.
14:12What?
14:13Hmm...
14:15I'm doing a music class.
14:17I'm practicing with everyone.
14:19Combinations are important.
14:21Let's work together.
14:24I have an idea!
14:28Look!
14:31If we succeed in this, Mother will change her mind.
14:36Seriously?
14:43I'm going to do it.
14:45I'm going to do it.
15:08If you're going to take Mother's time and do something stupid,
15:12I won't forgive you.
15:14Seriously...
15:18This time, Mother's face...
15:25I can't see it.
15:28So, what do you want?
15:30I'm going to do it.
15:40We are living in the vampire world,
15:43and we are gradually becoming stronger and stronger.
15:49We are not rotten oranges!
15:51We will prove it from now on!
15:54We will!
15:55If it's proven,
15:57we will ask the vampire world to retreat!
16:01We will!
16:27To be continued...
16:57To be continued...
17:28As you can see,
17:30our hearts have become one perfectly.
17:34So, I think we can continue to live together.
17:41I see.
17:43You did your best.
17:47No way!
17:49Are you kidding me?
17:52You can't move your heart with this?
17:54Seriously?
17:55I'm sorry, Mother.
17:56It was a waste of time.
17:58The vampire world is...
17:59No!
18:00Hey!
18:01I don't want to destroy the vampire world!
18:03You can't say that now!
18:05I don't want to!
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:08Don't be selfish!
18:10It's a nuisance!
18:19Ichigo...
18:21I'm not a human anymore.
18:25I'm alone every day.
18:29But I want to eat with you.
18:33Please listen to me.
18:35Everyone...
18:37Everyone doesn't have to eat.
18:41I'm selfish.
18:44Please be patient with me.
18:50That's why...
18:52I've been causing you a lot of trouble.
18:57Rive-sama...
18:59The lizard...
19:02I'm sorry.
19:20Watch this video!
19:21What is it this time?
19:22I don't care!
19:23Masaki, how long are you going to keep recording?
19:26A little longer.
19:28How long do you want to use us as an excuse?
19:32Take that meat!
19:33All of them are rotten.
19:35They might be trash.
19:37I didn't say that!
19:39They only care about themselves.
19:41They're not good at all.
19:43But we're eating together like this.
19:47I'm not forcing them.
19:48I'm thinking about Ichigo's feelings.
19:51These guys...
19:53They're the kind of people who can get along with someone's feelings.
19:59You...
20:00There's no way I can treat you guys as special.
20:03What do you mean?
20:04You...
20:05You guys only cause trouble.
20:07You don't do anything about it.
20:09That means you don't show up to other vampires.
20:12We're not a problem anymore.
20:14If not, what is it?
20:16We're Mayu Panda!
20:19That's right!
20:20We're working hard to make videos!
20:24That's right!
20:25That's why we're growing!
20:28That's right!
20:29That's...
20:30To be honest, at first, I didn't know what a video was.
20:34But now I'm having fun.
20:36That's why...
20:37That's right!
20:38Shut up!
20:39We're not there yet.
20:42But one day, we'll be YouTubers with 1 million subscribers!
20:47We'll be so great that no one will complain!
20:50So please allow us to live together as vampires!
20:56Please!
20:57Please!
20:58Please!
21:00A YEAR LATER
21:10Half a year.
21:11Huh?
21:12Half a year later, we'll have 1 million subscribers.
21:15Then the video will be canceled.
21:18What?
21:20Wait, wait!
21:21Half a year is impossible!
21:22Give me at least a year!
21:24We have 20,000 subscribers now!
21:26What?
21:28He hung up.
21:31Half a year later, we'll have 1 million subscribers.
21:34To be honest, it's pretty tough.
21:38But we have to do the Midnight Punch!
21:41For Masaki's blood!
21:43And for the vampires!
21:45That's right!
21:49Everyone, let's do it together!
21:52Let's eat!
21:55I'm done recording.
21:57Now...
21:58Huh?
21:59USB...
22:00There it is.
22:01I connected the camera.
22:03File...
22:04Okay.
22:05Then, let's get started.
22:09I opened the curtain and saw Asahi.
22:12What?
22:13Are you trying to make fun of me?
22:15Hey, Asahi!
22:16It's time for the night school students to sleep and someone I don't know to wake up.
22:19I'm just connecting the souls that I can't see.
22:22Asahi...
22:23When it's quiet around you, it's noisy inside your head.
22:26People's voices might get in the way when they see this.
22:29It's worthless.
22:30It's annoying.
22:31Get out of here.
22:32I understand.
22:33So, what do you want me to do?
22:34Because it's none of your business.
22:36Being selfish is your personality.
22:38Do whatever you want.
22:40I'll light up the middle of the night for you.
22:42I want to connect more between morning and night.
22:49It's interesting.
22:51I don't want to stay up all night.
22:56The noise is getting louder.
22:58I can hear it from far away.
23:00Today has started again.
23:03But for me,
23:05it's just an editing point for myself.
23:13What's this?
23:16What's this?
23:19It's done.
23:21I'm going to give up.
23:26What should I do with 1 million yen?
23:27Should I borrow money and split it?
23:29Ichiko.
23:30Lady Guyuki.
23:31You owe me money again.
23:32I'm just kidding.
23:33You owe me money again.
23:34I'm just kidding.
23:35Next time on Oshiwa Toutoshi.
23:37Subscribe.
23:38You owe me money, too.