Duke With Benefits _ Full Movie
Duke With Benefits _ Full Movie
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00:00:00Oak Hill University, my home for the next four years, I had big dreams of running away to Nashville and becoming a musician, but I'll put them all in home to follow him.
00:00:14Caleb Owens, my childhood best friend and the love of my life, he always said we'd end up together one day, now that we're both at OU, there's nothing keeping us apart.
00:00:31Wait, is he actually coming here?
00:00:38Oh, yeah, rumors are true.
00:00:39The whole school is freaking out about it.
00:00:42Hey, OU babe, I have the juiciest news. Hot Royal Playboy, Lord Travis Harrington, is studying in America on our campus.
00:00:52Rumor has it he's single. Call me.
00:00:59Lord Travis is coming to the party we're throwing at the Capitol House tonight.
00:01:03You should drop by. I have something I want to tell you.
00:01:09We'll miss you, sweetheart.
00:01:11If you do one year at university, then come home. You have duties, the Royal Family's counting on you.
00:01:17And don't let your Dominican cousin talk you into anything stupid.
00:01:22Oh, don't worry, Father. I'm just going to have a little fun.
00:01:41Oh, hi.
00:01:58Oh, you're our new suite mate.
00:02:01Grace and Jenny, right?
00:02:04I'm Taylor.
00:02:12Um, are you guys also going to that Kappa party tonight?
00:02:17Of course we are.
00:02:19You're not wearing that, are you?
00:02:22Yes.
00:02:25You're better off staying home then.
00:02:27Like, litter side.
00:02:29It's like a goodwill demonstration.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:44Great party.
00:02:46Thanks, Taylor. I'm glad you came.
00:02:48So, what was it that you wanted to tell me?
00:02:51This is it. The moment I've been waiting for.
00:02:54After all these years, Caleb is finally going to ask me out.
00:02:58Taylor.
00:03:01I want you.
00:03:05To meet my girlfriend, Grace.
00:03:21I... I... I'm sorry.
00:03:25We're...
00:03:27Oh, shit! It's Lord Travis!
00:03:32I can't. I literally can't with that.
00:03:49Yo, what's up, man?
00:03:51How you doing?
00:03:53God, he's so sexy and mega rich.
00:03:56And that accent.
00:03:58Back off, bitch. He is mine.
00:04:07Ladies, ladies.
00:04:09Give my man some room to breathe.
00:04:12Hi.
00:04:13I should have brought the royal guard.
00:04:16I've seen the way you operate across the pond.
00:04:19Oh, I'm Travis, and I sleep with a different girl, like, every other week.
00:04:23But, come on, dude, this must be like heaven to you.
00:04:30Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:04:34Oh.
00:04:36You actually call this beer?
00:04:37Come on, dude. You're half American.
00:04:40You're going to have to learn to appreciate it.
00:04:42So, you see anything you like yet?
00:04:46Yeah, some alcohol that doesn't taste like complete shite.
00:04:51Oh!
00:04:57Oh!
00:05:00Darn it! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
00:05:03You're fine. You're fine. I'll go clean it off.
00:05:08Nice job, Romy.
00:05:10Lord Harrington's first night in America, and some hillbilly spilled shitty beer water all over him.
00:05:15It was an accident.
00:05:23Oh. Jealous, Taylor?
00:05:27You know, maybe you could have been with Caleb.
00:05:30If he hadn't shown up here like you were fresh off the farm.
00:05:33Or commune, really.
00:05:35It's a classic story.
00:05:37He's the football star, she's the cheerleader.
00:05:39And you're the invisible geek who will never get the guy.
00:05:48Oi! Can I help you, love?
00:06:00Can I help you, love?
00:06:02I'm so sorry! I...
00:06:04Oi!
00:06:06Are you okay?
00:06:08I'm not upset with you.
00:06:10I actually thought it was a stupid shirt anyway.
00:06:13Kind of makes me look like a pirate.
00:06:15No, um, I'm good.
00:06:19I'm great.
00:06:20Has anyone ever told you you're a terrible liar?
00:06:25Well, I was trained at the Royal Nursery Academy, so if someone hurt you, I could definitely kick their ass.
00:06:32Thanks, but...
00:06:34It's nothing. I...
00:06:37Well, my first night of college isn't really going how I planned it, so...
00:06:41That is mine, love.
00:06:44I'm not that mad about it.
00:06:46So you're not having second thoughts about coming to America?
00:06:50Not at the moment, no.
00:06:57Hey man, I got you another...
00:07:00Whoa! Am I interrupting something?
00:07:02No, no! I'm sorry!
00:07:04My bad! No, no, no! Oh, go ahead! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
00:07:07Sorry again. Yeah. Sorry.
00:07:10You own up, man. Just give me the...
00:07:15God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:07:17She's like a sad little dog begging for scraps.
00:07:20Was she always like this?
00:07:21Yep. Ever since we were kids.
00:07:24She's so fucking needy.
00:07:28She's so fucking needy.
00:07:29You know, she never even tried to make other friends or date other guys.
00:07:32She's always been low-key obsessed with me.
00:07:34Low-key? Talk about high-key.
00:07:37Did you see her face when you said girlfriend?
00:07:39She basically had a fucking aneurysm.
00:07:40Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:07:42It's like we get a free servant.
00:07:44She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:07:47Genius.
00:07:49Now fuck me.
00:07:51Alright.
00:07:52This is supposedly my best friend.
00:07:55How can he be so two-faced?
00:07:59Unbelievable.
00:08:21Here comes our servant.
00:08:22Ew.
00:08:23Thanks, Tay. You're a loser.
00:08:26Thanks, Tay. You're a lifesaver.
00:08:29Just for you. Just the way you like it.
00:08:35Oops.
00:08:36I forgot something.
00:08:38I'm done with your bullshit, Taylor.
00:08:42What the fuck, Taylor?
00:08:44I heard what you said about me at the party.
00:08:46I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
00:08:48Stop being a fucking drama queen.
00:08:49Oh, yeah? Does this ring a bell?
00:08:51God, I wish Taylor never followed me here.
00:08:53She's like a sad little dog begging for scrap.
00:08:56Hey, at least she'll do anything I say.
00:08:58It's like we get a free servant.
00:09:00She can grab us coffee and do our homework.
00:09:02How could you do this to me?
00:09:04We were best friends for 15 years.
00:09:06How could you say those things about me?
00:09:07Yeah, I was your best friend.
00:09:09You weren't mine.
00:09:14Wow.
00:09:15Fucking prick, aren't you?
00:09:17Excuse me?
00:09:18Ah!
00:09:22Taylor!
00:09:28Yeah, easy, buddy.
00:09:29Remember who you're talking to.
00:09:35Hey, wait.
00:09:37That was legendary back there.
00:09:39I mean, just totally badass.
00:09:42If I'd have known Caleb would have been such an ass to you,
00:09:44I never would have talked to him.
00:09:46Why?
00:09:47You don't even know me.
00:09:49Well, you seem cool.
00:09:52And genuinely nice.
00:09:55Not like those frat dickheads.
00:09:57Thanks?
00:09:59Um, let me start over. I'm...
00:10:01Lord Travis Harrington III.
00:10:04Duke of Wellington.
00:10:05That's Wellington, actually, but...
00:10:07Well, everyone knows who you are, so...
00:10:13Taylor Young.
00:10:16Call me Travis.
00:10:17Nice to meet you.
00:10:19Officially.
00:10:21Well, I gotta get to class.
00:10:24Nice to meet you, Travis.
00:10:34Hey!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:45What the hell are you doing with my stuff?
00:10:47Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:10:48We just took the liberty of moving you out.
00:10:50Yeah, you know, we feel like it's not really healthy
00:10:52for us to live with such a violent and toxic roommate.
00:10:56You can't do this.
00:10:57I have every right to be here.
00:10:59Oh, sweetie, if you're really that sad
00:11:01and you're upset about it,
00:11:02maybe you should take it up with the dean.
00:11:06Caleb.
00:11:09Aw.
00:11:10Who's gonna save you now, princess?
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:18Is he?
00:11:19Oh, my God.
00:11:20Is he gonna save you?
00:11:22I'm not really sure.
00:11:24Maybe you can go to the Goodwill.
00:11:26Taylor.
00:11:27Oh, God.
00:11:29What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:35What the bloody hell is happening here?
00:11:38Huh?
00:11:39Is this your stuff?
00:11:41Is this your stuff?
00:11:44This is how you treat people in America?
00:11:46What?
00:11:48Is Lord Travis standing up for her?
00:11:50Uh, Travis.
00:11:52That's Lord Harrington to you.
00:11:53Okay, Lord Harrington.
00:11:55I, we...
00:11:57Yeah, what?
00:11:58Feel easily threatened by a beautiful woman?
00:12:00Oh, no, you want to relish reliving
00:12:02your high school bully days, isn't it?
00:12:04No, Lord Travis, we were just messing around.
00:12:06We love living with Taylor.
00:12:08Love it, yeah.
00:12:10Do you want to live with them?
00:12:12Hell no.
00:12:14Right then.
00:12:15Then it's settled.
00:12:17You're moving in with me.
00:12:20What?
00:12:21What?
00:12:22Let's go.
00:12:23No, we...
00:12:38Holy shit!
00:12:39I mean, I knew you were rich, but this is...
00:12:42Yeah, I mean, the royal family forbade me
00:12:44from staying in the dorms.
00:12:45Security issue.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:49Hey, I'll pay you the rent the moment I get a gig.
00:12:52This is just temporary.
00:12:55Thanks for taking me in.
00:12:57Come on.
00:12:58Let's head in.
00:13:02Right.
00:13:04This is the foyer.
00:13:06Kitchen, dining room, bathroom there.
00:13:09Make yourself at home.
00:13:21Right, you can set your stuff anywhere.
00:13:28So, what kind of music do you play?
00:13:32All types, really.
00:13:34I, um...
00:13:36I wanted to be a musician since I was little.
00:13:38See, I knew you were cool.
00:13:40Yeah, well, Caleb and his posse are convinced I'm a loser, so...
00:13:44Well, if Caleb hadn't been such an ass to you,
00:13:47I might have become friends with him.
00:13:49I would have morphed into some full-on frat bro.
00:13:52Imagine.
00:13:54Let's fucking rage, bruh!
00:13:58I think my life just flashed in front of my eyes.
00:14:02You and me both.
00:14:04Plus, if it weren't for him,
00:14:06I never would have met you.
00:14:08I was going to ask if it ever gets lonely
00:14:11living in a giant mansion like this alone.
00:14:14But I heard you never stay single for long.
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:18So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me?
00:14:24So what you're saying is my reputation precedes me?
00:14:30It must be exhausting.
00:14:32Juggling all the girls and your lordly duties.
00:14:38I'm a great multitasker, what can I say?
00:14:41No, truthfully, I'm a royal,
00:14:44so who I marry isn't really up to me.
00:14:48It's all about power plays and diplomacy.
00:14:52Can't just have fun, you know?
00:14:54No strings attached.
00:14:56It's what I want.
00:14:57Well, what about all the girls you date?
00:14:59What if they get too attached?
00:15:01Any girl who falls in love with me is asking to get her heart broken.
00:15:08So, don't go falling in love with me, okay?
00:15:11Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:15Deal?
00:15:18Just roommates, just friends.
00:15:21Crack on.
00:15:22What?
00:15:23I'll tell you later.
00:15:31Hungry?
00:15:32I'm sorry, but who the hell eats beans for breakfast?
00:15:36Hey, it's an essential part of an English breakfast, thank you very much.
00:15:39Here, try some.
00:15:40No, ew.
00:15:41No, you don't want to try it?
00:15:42No, thank you.
00:15:43Fine.
00:15:44I think I'll stick to an essential part of an American breakfast.
00:15:46Which is?
00:15:48Pancakes.
00:15:50Right, how about this?
00:15:52What if I try your American pancakes,
00:15:56and you try my British beans?
00:15:59Then we find out whose breakfast is more superior.
00:16:02You're on.
00:16:07Ew.
00:16:15The key for mine is perfectly toasted bread,
00:16:19plus butter, lots of butter.
00:16:22See, now you're talking like an American.
00:16:25Why is it so thick?
00:16:29The fluffiness is the best part.
00:16:31Just wait till you try it.
00:16:33Now we gotta flip it.
00:16:34Flip it?
00:16:37Flip.
00:16:42Huh.
00:16:44Well, now you're just showing off.
00:16:48Well, now you're just showing off.
00:16:49Alright, ready for the plating?
00:16:50Sure, let's do it.
00:16:51On three.
00:16:53Three.
00:16:54Two.
00:16:55One.
00:17:03What do you think?
00:17:04Hmm.
00:17:07Actually, it's not that bad.
00:17:09See, I knew you'd like it.
00:17:11Yeah, soon you'll be asking for beans every morning.
00:17:13Okay, just try the pancakes.
00:17:15Fine.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:19Damn.
00:17:20Hmm?
00:17:21That's bloody brilliant.
00:17:22I told you.
00:17:23I think we both know who the winner is.
00:17:25Yeah, me.
00:17:26Me?
00:17:27But it's obviously me.
00:17:29Are you sure about that?
00:17:37You sure about that?
00:17:38Yes, I'm sure about that.
00:17:40Well, stick around for the dessert round because I make a mean sticky toffee pudding.
00:17:43Oh, really?
00:17:44I didn't know I was living with the Duke of desserts.
00:17:46Duke of?
00:17:47Hmm?
00:17:48Oh, God, that's terrible.
00:17:49You know you love it.
00:17:51So what if I do?
00:18:00Um, thank you so much for breakfast.
00:18:03Of course.
00:18:04I gotta get to class.
00:18:05Yeah, yeah.
00:18:07Um.
00:18:08Hmm?
00:18:09Do you still need a ride home after school?
00:18:10Oh, uh, no thanks.
00:18:12I actually have a job interview.
00:18:15Yeah, you know, can't freeload off a lord forever.
00:18:18What kind of job is it?
00:18:19I'll tell you if I get it.
00:18:21Don't want to jinx it.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Good luck then.
00:18:24Thank you.
00:18:28Good luck then.
00:18:29Thank you.
00:18:31Thanks.
00:18:34Dude, is that the girl from the party?
00:18:36Since when are you two hooking up?
00:18:38You know, her name is Taylor, and we're not just hooking up.
00:18:41We're roommates.
00:18:43I guess the OU gossip was right.
00:18:45What?
00:18:46Hey, OU babes.
00:18:47Did you hear about the drama on the quad?
00:18:50Okay, Lord Travis rescued a poor little freshman and carried her away to his off-campus castle.
00:18:57Aww.
00:18:58Is it charity work?
00:19:00Or is it his first American fling?
00:19:04Just what I need.
00:19:06Another campus gossip girl tracking my every move.
00:19:08Come on, man.
00:19:09You knew what you were signing up for with a big school like OU.
00:19:11I just, I just can't believe you let your own cousin stay in some shitty dorm room
00:19:18while some rando freshie gets to stay in your massive mansion.
00:19:23It's nothing personal, Miles.
00:19:25Her roommates had kicked her out.
00:19:26They were being bloody assholes to her.
00:19:28She had nowhere else to go.
00:19:30Her Duke in shiny armor, swooping in to save the day.
00:19:34You know, I give you guys two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:44I give you guys two days tops until you start sleeping together.
00:19:49You know, I have self-control, Miles.
00:19:51For once, I'd like to be friends with a girl without breaking her heart.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56I'll believe it when I see it.
00:20:00Breakfast.
00:20:02What in the fresh British hell is that?
00:20:05Bloody Americans.
00:20:06Come on, dude, this place is massive.
00:20:08Let me crash here too, just like one semester.
00:20:11Absolutely not.
00:20:13Do you remember Switzerland?
00:20:15That ski lodge?
00:20:16You cost me 3,000 pounds in cleaning fees.
00:20:20You're a bloody pig, Miles.
00:20:21Excuses, excuses.
00:20:22You know what I think?
00:20:23I think you don't want me cock blocking you and your new roomie.
00:20:27Taylor and I are just friends.
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:32Let's see how long that lasts.
00:20:42Well, you certainly got talent.
00:20:44But you gotta pay your dues at the bar before I can make you a full-time singer.
00:20:51I'll tell you what.
00:20:53We're short staff and I need an extra server.
00:20:57So, I'll give you about a month.
00:20:59You can prove you can handle yourself.
00:21:02And if you survive, I'll get you up on my stage.
00:21:05Sounds good?
00:21:06Yes!
00:21:07I'll do anything to sing.
00:21:10So, when do I start?
00:21:12How about now?
00:21:14Now?
00:21:18Hi, uh, Zara, right?
00:21:21I'm Taylor. I'm the new server here.
00:21:23Thank God Kim finally got some help around here.
00:21:26My new classes are harder than ever and the semester rush is killing me.
00:21:29So, take these to the corner table.
00:21:31Oh, uh, is there no training or anything like that?
00:21:34We're serving shitty beer to college kids.
00:21:36Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:38It's not rocket science.
00:21:42Right.
00:21:44Don't be an asshole and don't spill anything.
00:21:46It's not rocket science.
00:21:47Right.
00:21:51Go on.
00:22:21See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
00:22:32Just stay on my good side and you'll be fine.
00:22:35What happens when people get on your bad side?
00:22:37They don't make the cut.
00:22:39I'm assuming you're working at Kim's because you want to be a singer, right?
00:22:42Well, you gotta do the dirty work first.
00:22:45No one's gonna treat you like a princess, so don't act like one.
00:22:48Got it?
00:22:49Got it.
00:22:50You will be running drinks tonight, but eventually...
00:23:10Oh, my God.
00:23:12Lord Travis Harrington is here.
00:23:14What is a royal doing at a campus dive bar?
00:23:18The royal family is, like, my biggest obsession.
00:23:21And it's all because of Travis.
00:23:23Oh, my God.
00:23:24He's, like, the hottest guy in the world.
00:23:27I knew he was going to OU, but I didn't think I'd see him here.
00:23:32Ooh, get it together, Zara.
00:23:35Don't embarrass me.
00:23:36Okay.
00:23:37No.
00:23:40Hey, Taylor.
00:23:41You all right?
00:23:42Hi.
00:23:44Taylor, you all right?
00:23:45Hi.
00:23:47You know him?
00:23:48Yeah, we're roommates.
00:23:49You're what?
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Wait, you're the freshman from the OU gossip video?
00:23:54Girl, everyone is talking about you.
00:23:56They are?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58What's up?
00:23:59Miles.
00:24:00Hey.
00:24:01This is my American cousin from my mother's side.
00:24:03Taylor, Miles.
00:24:04Hi.
00:24:05Hi.
00:24:06I think we met at that frat party that night.
00:24:07You have such a memorable face, Taylor.
00:24:11I'm Zara.
00:24:13Hello, Zara.
00:24:15We'll take two scotches on the rocks, please.
00:24:17You guys can take the corner table.
00:24:19Taylor will check up on you in a minute.
00:24:21All right.
00:24:22Cheers.
00:24:23Cheers.
00:24:25When the fuck were you going to tell me you're tight with Travis Harrington?
00:24:28Why are you even working here?
00:24:30I needed the job.
00:24:31I mean, it's not like we're besties.
00:24:34He's just helping me out for a while.
00:24:36Does this mean I'm on your good side?
00:24:38Oh, yeah.
00:24:39You're about to be an employee of the fucking year.
00:24:42Uh-oh.
00:24:43Rich kids.
00:24:4412 o'clock.
00:24:45Honestly, I'm trying to get blacked out.
00:24:46I know.
00:24:47Let's do it.
00:24:48Oh, can we get filler on Thursday?
00:24:49No.
00:24:50Oh, could I have a whiskey neat, please?
00:24:52And Cosmos for the ladies.
00:24:54Coming right up.
00:24:57Taylor.
00:25:02Taylor, since when do you work here?
00:25:05Since today.
00:25:06Take a seat anywhere.
00:25:07We'll be right with you.
00:25:09I'd rather have my drink now.
00:25:11Fine.
00:25:12Ugh.
00:25:13No wonder the service sucks here.
00:25:15They're hiring street rats.
00:25:17Be nice to Taylor, Grace.
00:25:19It's not her fault she's a pathetic, broke little hobo
00:25:22who's desperate for her rich classmate's tips
00:25:25because she doesn't want to end up on the street again.
00:25:27Won't get any of ours, though.
00:25:29Too bad.
00:25:31I bet Lord Harrington already kicked her out of his place.
00:25:33She's desperate for the extra cash.
00:25:35Feel bad for Travis, though.
00:25:37Who else would want to live with that?
00:25:39Hmm.
00:25:41Actually, things at Lord Harrington's mansions are fantastic.
00:25:46He enjoys having me there.
00:25:48And he's not petty.
00:25:51Jealous bitch.
00:25:54Hey, Taylor.
00:26:10Lord Travis, where did you come from?
00:26:13Corner booth.
00:26:14And yes, I heard everything.
00:26:17First, you kicked Taylor out of the dorms, and now this.
00:26:21I was just joking.
00:26:22I don't know what came over me.
00:26:23Don't we just all forget about this?
00:26:25No, I don't think so.
00:26:26No, the real question is,
00:26:28do I send a tip about your little outrage to OU Gossip?
00:26:32Or maybe the dean of the school?
00:26:35Or I know.
00:26:36I'll send it to every major tabloid.
00:26:38The royal family has a very special relationship with the press.
00:26:42I can see it now.
00:26:43Campus Karen freaks out on sweet service work.
00:26:49Do you think they'll kick you out of school before or after you're canceled?
00:26:54No, please.
00:26:58I'm sorry, Taylor.
00:27:00Right.
00:27:01You harass Taylor again,
00:27:04and I will personally ruin your life before it even starts.
00:27:08Okay?
00:27:11Grace.
00:27:21What the hell is going on here?
00:27:26What the hell is going on here?
00:27:28Kim, I—
00:27:29Some underage assholes practically assaulted Taylor.
00:27:32She kept it together, and Lord Harrington here helped.
00:27:36Travis Harrington, lovely to meet you.
00:27:39Taylor handled the situation perfectly, as did Zara.
00:27:42Thank you, Lord Harrington.
00:27:45Well, sounds like I did the right thing by hiring Miss Young here.
00:27:49You definitely did.
00:27:50I also hear she's a fantastic musician.
00:27:53Good to know.
00:27:55Zara, Taylor, great job tonight.
00:27:58Lord Harrington, you're welcome back anytime.
00:28:02Thank you very much.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:13I'm so sorry she did that.
00:28:15May I got this for you?
00:28:16I got this for you.
00:28:27Hey, thank you for having my backpack there.
00:28:30I really don't think I could handle the humiliation of getting fired on my first day.
00:28:35Well, that's what friends are for, right?
00:28:38Right.
00:28:47Hey.
00:28:48Seriously?
00:28:49You're texting her right now?
00:28:51What the fuck?
00:28:52You went apeshit on Taylor tonight.
00:28:53I need to apologize.
00:28:54Unless you want to stay on Lord Travis's shit list.
00:28:56I don't care about him.
00:28:58Didn't see him that way at the bar.
00:29:00Lord Travis is full of shit.
00:29:02He's a royal.
00:29:03He knows better than to stick his nose in dumb, petty American drama.
00:29:06But the real question here is, why are you defending Taylor?
00:29:11I thought you wanted her ass shipped back to Kansas, or wherever the hell she's from.
00:29:14I do.
00:29:15I just want to let her down easy.
00:29:16I mean, she followed me all the way here.
00:29:17She's in love with me.
00:29:18I don't want to destroy her feelings.
00:29:20And what about my feelings?
00:29:25Do I need to remind you that my father is Kappa Legacy?
00:29:28He's this frat's biggest donor.
00:29:30And if you treat me wrong, well, I could get you kicked out of here.
00:29:34I'm sorry.
00:29:35I'm sorry.
00:29:36I'm sorry.
00:29:37I'm sorry.
00:29:38I'm sorry.
00:29:39I'm sorry.
00:29:40I could get you kicked out in two seconds.
00:29:42Is that what you want?
00:29:46Sorry, Gracie.
00:29:48Of course I care about your feelings more than Taylor's.
00:29:51Good.
00:29:53Now, go fetch me a water with crushed ice and a glass straw and bring it to me in bed.
00:30:01Idiot.
00:30:06Um, right.
00:30:07Right.
00:30:08I'll leave the rest for you.
00:30:09Get the rest of that.
00:30:10Thank you.
00:30:11Of course.
00:30:12Getting a phone call.
00:30:19Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:30:22Taylor, I made a huge mistake.
00:30:25Caleb, I don't have time for this.
00:30:27I just want to talk.
00:30:28But I can't with Grace here.
00:30:30Oh.
00:30:31So, you're not calling to apologize.
00:30:33You're calling to tell me that you can't talk right now because your girlfriend's there.
00:30:37No, no, look.
00:30:38I really am sorry for the shit at the bar and for what went down at the party.
00:30:42I just, I don't want to fight like this anymore.
00:30:44Obviously.
00:30:47I don't want it either.
00:30:49Let me take you to dinner.
00:30:51Make up for all of it.
00:30:52I mean, we've known each other since forever and I can't throw our friendship away.
00:30:59Please, Taylor.
00:31:01Just hear me out.
00:31:03Fine.
00:31:05This is your last chance, okay?
00:31:07Okay.
00:31:12What does that dickhead want?
00:31:16Zara.
00:31:18I need your help with something.
00:31:23Taylor, I cannot believe you live here.
00:31:27I'm actually in Lord Travis Herrington's mansion.
00:31:33Zara, are you moving in as well?
00:31:35No.
00:31:36No, I am just here to help Taylor get ready for a date with...
00:31:42Girl stuff?
00:31:43Girl stuff.
00:31:44Girl stuff.
00:31:45Girl stuff.
00:31:46Yes.
00:31:47Right.
00:31:48I'll leave you to it then.
00:31:50Thank you.
00:31:53Why didn't you tell him you were going on a date with Caleb?
00:31:56After everything that happened?
00:31:57Please.
00:31:58That's the thing with Caleb.
00:31:59It's not a date.
00:32:00It's a confrontation.
00:32:01Really?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03Plus, Travis doesn't need to know.
00:32:05We're just friends.
00:32:07Really?
00:32:08Really, really.
00:32:10Come on, I need your help.
00:32:13Girl, you weren't kidding when you said you needed my help.
00:32:16I thought you dressed like this at work so you didn't ruin your good clothes.
00:32:20If I wanted to get judged that hard, I would have called over Grace and Jenny.
00:32:23You are so lucky.
00:32:25I'm incredibly stylish and willing to share.
00:32:29All right.
00:32:30Let's see.
00:32:33It's going to be a lot of work, but I have my tools.
00:33:04Holy shit.
00:33:05I really outdone myself.
00:33:19Ava?
00:33:25Ava?
00:33:28Ava?
00:33:31Ava?
00:33:33Where are you going?
00:33:35Um...
00:33:36Out?
00:33:37I gathered that.
00:33:39Jesus, that dress.
00:33:42Whose heart are you breaking tonight?
00:33:44Well, if you must know, Caleb's.
00:33:47I'm meeting him for dinner tonight.
00:33:48Taylor.
00:33:50Please tell me you're only showing up in that devastating outfit to rip his heart out and stomp on it.
00:33:56Travis.
00:33:57Love.
00:33:58You don't need to worry about me.
00:33:59You're not going to fall in love with him again, are you?
00:34:03Goodbye, Travis.
00:34:29I love you.
00:34:59Damn.
00:35:00I didn't think it was possible for you to look this hot.
00:35:03Really, Caleb?
00:35:04I'm being serious.
00:35:05You look sexy as hell.
00:35:08You said you wanted to talk.
00:35:10Let's talk.
00:35:11Yeah, I was going to ask if we can be friends again.
00:35:14Well, that depends.
00:35:15Are you going to change your behavior?
00:35:17Of course I will.
00:35:18Maybe even more than friends.
00:35:21It's just complicated.
00:35:23Grace isn't your biggest fan, and her dad pulls all the strings at Catwood, so...
00:35:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:27I'm just going to interrupt you right here.
00:35:29You brought me here to tell me that we can't be friends anymore because of your what-new-girlfriend's dad?
00:35:35No, no, no.
00:35:36I still want that.
00:35:38Just have to keep it a secret.
00:35:41Could be kind of sexy sneaking around, no?
00:35:45Oh, my God.
00:35:46This was a huge mistake.
00:35:49Taylor, wait, wait, wait.
00:35:51Can you at least put in a good word with Travis for me?
00:35:54What did you just ask me?
00:35:57What did you just ask me?
00:35:58Do you really think I'm going to put in a good word for you with Travis after how shitty you treated me?
00:36:04He's a lord.
00:36:05He's got power and influence.
00:36:07Need him at our parties, Taylor.
00:36:09But he hates me because of you.
00:36:16You are un-fucking-believable.
00:36:20I mean, I don't know how I ever put up with your bullshit for all these years.
00:36:25Travis hates you because you are a cowardly, shitty dickhead.
00:36:33Our friendship is over.
00:36:34Don't ever talk to me again.
00:36:36Don't you dare walk away from me, Taylor.
00:36:39She said it's over.
00:36:43She said it's over.
00:36:45Travis, what are you doing here?
00:36:47I'm a big fan of the place.
00:36:49Though I'm quite surprised to find you here.
00:36:51It seems a bit out of your price range.
00:36:56Right, could I get the manager, please?
00:36:58Yeah.
00:36:59Excuse me, what's happening here?
00:37:00This gentleman right here has been harassing my friend the entire night.
00:37:05Wait, wait, wait. No, that's not what happened.
00:37:06Please escort him off the premises.
00:37:07That is not what happened. She harassed me.
00:37:09Wait a minute. What do you mean she harassed you?
00:37:12Are you kidding me?
00:37:13Get out of here. Come on.
00:37:14Move. I said move. Get out.
00:37:17Listen, Lord Harrington, I am very sorry about the disturbance.
00:37:21Please have a seat. Dinner's on me.
00:37:27That slap was amazing. I mean, just bloody brilliant.
00:37:33Wait.
00:37:35What are you doing here?
00:37:38And what's up with that old man hat?
00:37:40Oh, yes, yes, right.
00:37:43So I might have put on a disguise and snuck into the restaurant.
00:37:48You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:54You were spying on Caleb and I.
00:37:56No.
00:37:59Taylor, that guy is a total dickhead.
00:38:02I knew he would do something, so I just wanted to be here so I could...
00:38:06To save me again?
00:38:07Oh, my Duke in shining armor.
00:38:12Right. Well, I was thinking more along the lines of beating the fuck out of him,
00:38:17but I see you've got that base covered.
00:38:21So, you do this with all your friends?
00:38:24Totally. Yeah. You should see my load of disguises.
00:38:27I've got plenty. I've got so many wigs.
00:38:34Well, here's to finally kicking that jackass out of your life.
00:38:40And hoping he never comes crawling back.
00:38:42Oh, he won't. Not as long as I'm around.
00:38:45After time, I choose to spend it with you.
00:38:51Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, I'm going round like it's loud.
00:38:56Night to night, keeps getting better.
00:38:59And time after time, I choose to spend it with you.
00:39:09Bitch, I did what for you?
00:39:11Oh, my God, if Lord Travis Harrington put on a disguise and followed me to a restaurant
00:39:15just to make sure my ex didn't fuck with me.
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:19Oh, I'd be dropping my panties so fast.
00:39:21What?
00:39:22Sorry, it's the truth.
00:39:24It was sweet, but it was just his way of being a good friend.
00:39:30Yeah, keep telling yourself that, girl.
00:39:33I'm not the Lula Zara. I mean, okay, look at the women he's dated.
00:39:39Heiress, model, socialite. Oh, princess of fucking Denmark.
00:39:44I'm obsessed with the royal family, okay? I'm well aware of his dating history.
00:39:48Yeah, well, then you of all people should understand.
00:39:51He'll never actually be interested in someone like me.
00:39:54And even if he miraculously did, it's not like his family would approve or anything.
00:39:58Taylor, Taylor, your freshman fall is supposed to be wild and carefree and full of bad decisions.
00:40:05Wow.
00:40:06You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:13You cannot keep wasting all your time worrying yourself sick about guys who make you question everything.
00:40:18Even if one of those guys is one of the hottest royals to ever—
00:40:22Zara!
00:40:24Huh?
00:40:25Oh, kidding. Kind of.
00:40:28You know what you need? A girls' night out.
00:40:30We should go to Club Vortex tonight.
00:40:32Isn't that club, like, super exclusive?
00:40:34My homie Dante is working the door. You can definitely get us in.
00:40:37You deserve a night to yourself. No Caleb, no Travis.
00:40:41Just us and whatever fine-ass men we manage to pick up in the club. You in?
00:40:46Hmm.
00:40:48Okay, let's do it.
00:40:53Damn, this line, though. I'm so glad Dante's working tonight.
00:40:57Seriously. Um, how do you know Dante again?
00:41:01That's definitely not him.
00:41:04That's definitely not him.
00:41:06Um, hi. Is Dante working tonight?
00:41:09No. He's sick.
00:41:12Shit.
00:41:13Well, we are really close personal friends. Do you mind if we just—
00:41:17No. Back of the line.
00:41:19But, I mean—
00:41:20I said, back of the line or I throw you out permanently.
00:41:26Isn't that the girl who lives with Lord Travis?
00:41:28Yeah, then where the hell is he now?
00:41:30He's probably already off with some girl.
00:41:32I guess the makeover didn't work after all.
00:41:35Honestly, I don't even know what he saw in her to begin with.
00:41:39Right?
00:41:40I know you two didn't think that you could just walk up here and get in, did you?
00:41:44They're very particular about curating a certain vibe here.
00:41:48So no backwoods bitches allowed.
00:41:52Then how are you gonna get in?
00:41:54You three are next.
00:41:56What? You're letting them in?
00:41:58I can help you get in.
00:42:00If you beg for it.
00:42:03No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:16No, I don't think that would be necessary.
00:42:29Hi there.
00:42:31My name is—
00:42:32I know who you are, man!
00:42:34I'm a big fan!
00:42:39That's you.
00:42:41I love the royals!
00:42:44Well, me and my friends are here and we just wanted to go in, if that's alright with you.
00:42:48Absolutely. Get in there.
00:42:50I'm a big fan.
00:42:51I'm a big fan.
00:42:52I'm a big fan.
00:42:53I'm a big fan.
00:42:54I'm a big fan.
00:42:55I'm a big fan.
00:42:56Absolutely. Get in there.
00:42:58Great. Thank you so much.
00:43:00Of course. Anytime.
00:43:01Oh, God.
00:43:04Oh, and, mate, if you could do me a favor,
00:43:06don't let any of those blokes in. They kind of ruin the vibe.
00:43:09Anything for you, man.
00:43:10Wait, wait, wait. He's just kidding.
00:43:12Lauren Travis and I are old friends.
00:43:14Isn't that right, mate?
00:43:16Stop embarrassing yourself, dude.
00:43:19What do we do?
00:43:26Thanks for getting us in.
00:43:27And for getting those assholes kicked out.
00:43:32Absolute pleasure.
00:43:37Oh, great.
00:43:38Seeing you both, but we've got to go.
00:43:41No, we just got here. What do you mean?
00:43:43Sorry.
00:43:45My dance team always works.
00:43:57He is fine. You've got to go dance with him.
00:43:59What?
00:44:00You've got to dance with him.
00:44:03Hey.
00:44:04Hey, yourself.
00:44:19Fucking hell.
00:44:21Fucking hell.
00:44:32I like that.
00:44:33Fuck.
00:44:46You're jealous he's dancing with your girl, aren't you?
00:44:48Oh, I don't get jealous.
00:44:49Right. I just never seen her dance like that.
00:44:53She just looks absolutely smashing tonight.
00:44:57All right, cuz.
00:44:58We're in America. You can't say shit like smashing.
00:45:01Second of all, if you want something, just go and take it.
00:45:05You're an animal, Miles.
00:45:10Hey, Lauren Travis.
00:45:12Can I buy you a drink?
00:45:14I'm fine, thanks.
00:45:15Your shirt looks so soft.
00:45:19I'm busy, thanks.
00:45:21Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:45:29Damn, girl, you got moves.
00:45:34What the hell, bro? Get your own girl.
00:45:37Back off. We live together.
00:45:39Oh, shit.
00:45:41I didn't know you were taken.
00:45:43I didn't know you were taken.
00:45:44Well, I mean...
00:45:54What are you doing?
00:45:58I don't know. I just couldn't think straight with you dancing like that.
00:46:01Oh, you were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
00:46:06Why would I be jealous?
00:46:09I'm the one taking you home tonight.
00:46:12Home, finally.
00:46:16The couch.
00:46:18The room is spitting.
00:46:20Am I dying?
00:46:22No, I just think you had too many shots, love.
00:46:24They were so good.
00:46:33Hi.
00:46:35Why aren't you drunk?
00:46:37I'm English, dear.
00:46:38Huh.
00:46:40Why am I here?
00:46:42We could save the existential questions for when we're sober.
00:46:45No, like, why am I here in this house?
00:46:49I mean, you could have had any girl that you wanted.
00:46:52What do you mean?
00:46:54Come on. I've seen the kind of girls you dated.
00:46:57And I'm not a model or an heiress or a princess.
00:47:03Maybe I don't want that kind of girl.
00:47:05Maybe I don't want that kind of girl.
00:47:19Bed. I need bed.
00:47:24As you wish.
00:47:26Shall I carry you there?
00:47:28Mm-hmm.
00:47:33Okay, down you go.
00:47:36Ah, such a soft bed.
00:47:41You have no idea how soft this bed is.
00:47:44Here, try how soft it is.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:52You're right.
00:47:54This might be the softest bed I've ever felt.
00:47:57Right?
00:48:06Can I ask you a question?
00:48:09I might regret this, but sure.
00:48:18Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:48:26Do you really think two people like us could be just friends?
00:48:30Well, I have given it some thought.
00:48:34And, you know, I...
00:48:38Taylor?
00:49:01Good night, Taylor.
00:49:16Good morning, sunshine.
00:49:20I feel like shit.
00:49:23I am never drinking again.
00:49:30I am never drinking again.
00:49:34Don't make promises you can't keep, love.
00:49:37You should eat something. It'll make you feel better.
00:49:41If I as much as see a baked bean, I will hurl.
00:49:46Aggressively.
00:49:48No, I was thinking more like greasy American food.
00:50:01Uh...
00:50:07Better?
00:50:10Much.
00:50:12Do you know what I've realized recently?
00:50:16Is that we live together, yet I hardly know anything about you.
00:50:21Besides the fact that you're a musician.
00:50:23And make the perfect pancake.
00:50:25And have terrible taste in men.
00:50:31You know, for someone who barely knows me,
00:50:35you sure are comfortable talking shit.
00:50:39Anyway, I should be the one asking you these questions.
00:50:43My entire life is covered by the press.
00:50:46I'm an open book.
00:50:48Yeah, but there must be some secrets that you never told, like, anyone.
00:50:53Well...
00:50:55Okay, there is one thing.
00:50:58What is it?
00:51:01Come on, what's your secret?
00:51:05I'm a hopeless romantic.
00:51:07Oh, come on.
00:51:09No, it's true.
00:51:11And it's all my parents' fault, really.
00:51:13See, my father was a young lord,
00:51:15and my mother was an American studying abroad.
00:51:18Though she didn't have any power or money.
00:51:22And my grandparents didn't approve of that.
00:51:24But I thought you said the royal family was strict about who you married.
00:51:28I mean, that clearly didn't stop your father.
00:51:30The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:51:35The crown gave my father hell for what he did.
00:51:39And that's also why he didn't want me to go through that either.
00:51:43That's why I came to America.
00:51:46What do you mean?
00:51:48I wanted to find a love like theirs.
00:51:50I knew it was real.
00:51:52I knew it was real.
00:51:54Even though I know it'll probably end in disaster.
00:52:00Doesn't get more hopeless than that now, does it?
00:52:08Oh.
00:52:11I gotta take this, it's still around.
00:52:13Yeah, sure.
00:52:17Be cool, Taylor.
00:52:19He's not talking about falling in love with you.
00:52:21Did we almost kiss last night?
00:52:23Yes.
00:52:25But it was because we were drunk.
00:52:27Or, well, I was drunk.
00:52:30He's your best friend.
00:52:32That's it.
00:52:34Lexa, hi. How are you?
00:52:36Good to see you.
00:52:38Great.
00:52:40See?
00:52:42Get a grip, Taylor.
00:52:44It's fantastic, I love it.
00:52:46Hey!
00:52:48I see you made a new friend.
00:52:49Lexa, this is my roommate, Taylor.
00:52:51Taylor, Lexa.
00:52:53I'm the Chi Omega president.
00:52:55I can't believe I'm meeting the famous Taylor.
00:52:57I love OU Gossip and you've been all over their page lately.
00:53:01You're so lucky living with Travis.
00:53:03I know!
00:53:05The luckiest.
00:53:10Yeah, we have a good thing going.
00:53:13I didn't realize you two were so close.
00:53:16Crazy, isn't it?
00:53:17So, anyway, I can give you my number,
00:53:20and if you want to come to the Chi O party later,
00:53:22it should be a fun time.
00:53:24Yeah, yeah, right.
00:53:27Here you are.
00:53:32Text me.
00:53:34Bye.
00:53:36Bye.
00:53:41What was that?
00:53:43What?
00:53:44You're the one who started talking to a hot sorority girl
00:53:47like two seconds after I left.
00:53:49Taylor,
00:53:51if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:53:55If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
00:53:58I'm not jealous.
00:54:00You can date whoever you want.
00:54:02I'm suddenly feeling nauseous.
00:54:04I think I'm going to walk to campus.
00:54:09See ya.
00:54:14See ya.
00:54:23I'm so stupid.
00:54:26I mean, I acted like a total jealous freak.
00:54:30I gotta stop fooling myself into thinking
00:54:32Travis could ever like me as more than a friend.
00:54:35Bitch, good luck with that.
00:54:37You live together, and he treats you like a queen.
00:54:40You might still be in denial, okay, but I'm not.
00:54:44You're basically internet stock demand for all of high school.
00:54:47He likes you.
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:52Well, speaking of the devil.
00:54:54Hey!
00:54:56He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:54:59He's inviting you to a stoplight party.
00:55:02Those always end in the juiciest hookups.
00:55:05What the hell is a stoplight party?
00:55:07Everyone wears green, yellow, or red.
00:55:10Green means you're DTF,
00:55:12yellow means you're open but not sure,
00:55:14and red means you're naked.
00:55:16Oh, it's that party that Lexa girl invited him to.
00:55:19He's probably only inviting me
00:55:21because I was just sitting there awkwardly.
00:55:23I don't want to watch them flirt all night.
00:55:26Don't stress about what Travis is doing.
00:55:28Just show up looking hot as hell and DTF.
00:55:31Do you think they're going to hook up?
00:55:33Only one way to find out.
00:55:36This is my lucky hoe dress.
00:55:39Wear this, and you'll have guys begging at your feet.
00:55:42And Travis will be the jealous one.
00:55:44Trust me.
00:55:46Okay, just one thing.
00:55:48What does DTF stand for?
00:55:50Oh, down to fuck.
00:56:01Oi!
00:56:03What are you doing?
00:56:05Come find me tonight.
00:56:07I'll be wearing green just for you,
00:56:10winky face.
00:56:12Dude, you know Lexa's hot shit on campus, right?
00:56:15Super rich, too.
00:56:17Just saying, I think you guys would look good together.
00:56:20If you're not going to seal the deal with Taylor,
00:56:22you might as well hook up with Lexa.
00:56:24Right, well,
00:56:26the thing is that I've already invited Taylor to the party.
00:56:30So...
00:56:34Really?
00:56:36A hot sorority president
00:56:39invites you to her hookup party,
00:56:40so you ignore her and invite your roomie instead?
00:56:43Listen, mate, it's not a big deal.
00:56:45We're just friends.
00:56:47Yeah, just friends, I know.
00:56:49Dude, you told me about it a hundred times already.
00:56:51When are you going to admit it to yourself, dude?
00:56:53You're lying to yourself.
00:57:04Travis is already talking to Lexa.
00:57:07So what? Go say hi.
00:57:08No.
00:57:10You look hot as hell tonight. Come on.
00:57:12I'm having Caleb flashbacks.
00:57:14But I thought you and Travis were just friends.
00:57:16Yeah, well,
00:57:18so was Caleb and I.
00:57:20Girl, you need to loosen up.
00:57:22Don't move. I'll be back with drinks.
00:57:27Keeping tabs on the roommate there.
00:57:29It's none of your business, Miles.
00:57:31Ooh, touchy.
00:57:33You know why Lord Travis is wearing red tonight, don't you?
00:57:35Yeah, because he's only interested in Lexa.
00:57:38She invited him here, he wants to hook up with her.
00:57:41Okay, I got it.
00:57:43I thought you were smarter than that.
00:57:45Excuse me?
00:57:47Travis is wearing red tonight because he likes you.
00:57:51Now, you can both deny it all you want,
00:57:53but it's fucking obvious.
00:57:55Now, if you'll excuse me,
00:57:57I'm going to go flirt with your best friend.
00:58:00Just go talk to him, Taylor.
00:58:02Find out for yourself if Miles is telling the truth.
00:58:07Hey, sexy.
00:58:09You look nervous.
00:58:11You should take this.
00:58:13Um, no thanks.
00:58:15My friend is bringing me one.
00:58:17But you don't trust me?
00:58:19You know, you should smile more.
00:58:21Frowning like that makes you look like a real bitch.
00:58:23Oh, yeah, well, talking like that
00:58:25makes you seem like a real dumbass.
00:58:27Ah, come on. Let's not fight.
00:58:29Unless you're into that.
00:58:30Unless you're into that.
00:58:32Not even a little bit.
00:58:35Kind of seems like you are.
00:58:39You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:58:43You touch her again, I'll break your bloody wrist.
00:58:48Jesus, man. I won't.
00:58:52Rigid bitches shouldn't be allowed to wear green.
00:58:55Don't let me see you talk to her again.
00:58:57Get out of here.
00:58:58God, these assholes just think they can get whatever they want.
00:59:01Are you okay?
00:59:03Yeah. Thanks.
00:59:05Of course.
00:59:07Could you really break his wrist?
00:59:09Oh, easily. Like I said, Royal Academy military training.
00:59:12Impressive.
00:59:14Well, getting in a fist fight with stupid little pricks
00:59:18is not a good move for me.
00:59:20Not very becoming of a duke.
00:59:22He's not worth it anyways.
00:59:24Yeah, well, if he stares at you like that,
00:59:25he can no longer punch his face in,
00:59:27so let's get out of here, right?
00:59:34So, why the red shirt?
00:59:37Why the green?
00:59:39Why the green?
00:59:41Why do you care?
00:59:43I thought you only wanted to hook up with Lexa tonight.
00:59:45I don't want Lexa.
00:59:47Then what do you want?
00:59:49What do you think?
00:59:53God, you look amazing tonight.
00:59:55But I'm sorry, green is not your color, love.
01:00:01What about red?
01:00:05That's my favorite color.
01:00:09God, you're killing me, Taylor.
01:00:12Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:00:17I... I can't remember right now.
01:00:21Get the fuck off me!
01:00:23That's Zara.
01:00:25What's up? What you doing?
01:00:27Get off of me! Hey!
01:00:29Nah, not you again.
01:00:31You bitches are all the same.
01:00:33Act like you want it, and then you go all psycho.
01:00:35Hey, I told you not to speak to her.
01:00:37Yeah, man, back the fuck off, all right?
01:00:39Yeah, or what? He'll throw a scone in my head?
01:00:41I was thinking more like this.
01:00:47Hey, guys, get out of here.
01:00:48Go.
01:00:50Yo, Travis, watch out!
01:01:08Hey, are you okay?
01:01:11Fine.
01:01:13But I won't be when the videos come out.
01:01:15This is exactly the thing that's not supposed to happen.
01:01:19I can convince everyone to delete the videos,
01:01:22but I'm going to need something in return.
01:01:27What is it?
01:01:31Hey, Taylor.
01:01:33Hey.
01:01:35Are you and Zara okay?
01:01:37Yeah, thanks to you.
01:01:39What happened after we got out of there?
01:01:41Okay, don't freak out, but...
01:01:44Holy...
01:01:46Travis, what the fuck?
01:01:48I know.
01:01:50I shouldn't have turned my back on that dickhead.
01:01:52Rocky mistake.
01:01:54I had to pay off, like, 15 wasted kids
01:01:56just to convince them to delete the videos,
01:01:58or else all you gossip would have me again.
01:02:01Jesus.
01:02:03What would have happened if the footage got leaked?
01:02:05Every major British tabloid would have picked up the case.
01:02:08Would have had to fly back to England.
01:02:10Just to do damage control.
01:02:12Otherwise, the crown would have my head.
01:02:15That's...
01:02:17dramatic.
01:02:19It's English politics.
01:02:21Punching that dickhead was worth it, though.
01:02:23That guy deserved much worse messing with my girl.
01:02:30Mine.
01:02:35Or mine.
01:02:37Or mine.
01:02:59What is it?
01:03:02Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
01:03:05Are you sure you want this, Travis?
01:03:08I mean, we made a deal.
01:03:10Fuck the deal.
01:03:12I've never been more bloody sure of anything, Taylor.
01:03:16It's just...
01:03:19you can have any American girl you want.
01:03:23You really want me.
01:03:26I thought I'd made myself pretty fucking obvious, but...
01:03:30in the case that I didn't...
01:03:34I'm sorry.
01:03:52Travis...
01:04:05Is Travis here?
01:04:07Um...
01:04:08Hey, Travis!
01:04:11Thanks for inviting me over.
01:04:13So much for not wanting Alexa.
01:04:16Thanks for inviting me over.
01:04:18Sorry, I overslept.
01:04:20Come in, come in.
01:04:23I'm sorry.
01:04:25I'm sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:29I'm sorry.
01:04:31I'm sorry.
01:04:33I'm sorry.
01:04:39I can explain.
01:04:41You better.
01:04:43Have a seat.
01:04:44Thank you.
01:04:46So, um...
01:04:47What brings you here today?
01:04:49Planning for the Kai-Oh date auction tomorrow night.
01:04:52Travis agreed to be our hot ticket item.
01:04:55Taylor.
01:04:57It's for charity.
01:04:58Whoever bids the most will win a date with the soon-to-be Duke himself.
01:05:03I already know it's going to be a fight to the death.
01:05:06How cute.
01:05:09Wait.
01:05:10Taylor.
01:05:12Are you okay with this?
01:05:15Yep.
01:05:17All good.
01:05:18Well, I gotta get to class, so...
01:05:20you two have fun.
01:05:23Bye.
01:05:26Right.
01:05:28Bye.
01:05:37Oh, I have been looking forward to this.
01:05:40Let's just gonna bet it all on Lord Travis.
01:05:43Too bad your pathetic tips at the bar won't be enough to bid against her.
01:05:46She's got daddy's money.
01:05:48Great to see the two of you again.
01:05:50I heard you've been laying low since Travis humiliated you at the club.
01:05:54Remember that?
01:05:56Just a news flash.
01:05:57I don't need to buy a night with Travis.
01:05:59We already live together.
01:06:01I could have a night with Lord Travis if I wanted.
01:06:04And trust me, I would give him a night he would never forget.
01:06:09Aw, Jenny.
01:06:11I knew you were a bitch.
01:06:12Didn't know you were delusional, too.
01:06:14Jenny?
01:06:15Oh, honey.
01:06:16You're the delusional one.
01:06:18First you think Caleb loves you, and now you think Lord Travis likes you?
01:06:21Let me guess.
01:06:22You guys hooked up, right?
01:06:23And you fell for his gorgeous British accent and flock of corgis.
01:06:29Just wait until you realize you're just an easy, boring lay.
01:06:38Have fun tomorrow night, Taylor.
01:06:40You'll be crying eating ice cream alone on the couch while Alexa is banging in Lord Travis' bed.
01:06:46You can probably hear them through the wall.
01:06:48Enjoy the mint chip.
01:06:54I'm impressed with your work, Taylor.
01:06:57Yeah?
01:06:58I think you're ready.
01:06:59We're hosting an open mic next week.
01:07:02Do you want to sing?
01:07:04It's the perfect chance for you to show me what you got.
01:07:07Kim.
01:07:09I would love to.
01:07:10Thank you so much.
01:07:12Of course.
01:07:13Look at you go.
01:07:15You're going to be singing in no time.
01:07:18Alright.
01:07:20Alright, croc.
01:07:22You've been acting weird all night.
01:07:27Travis and I hooked up.
01:07:31Shit, I knew it.
01:07:32I knew it.
01:07:36Travis and I hooked up.
01:07:40Shit, I knew it.
01:07:41I knew it.
01:07:43Oh, God.
01:07:45Was he that bad in bed?
01:07:46No, no.
01:07:47The opposite.
01:07:48But, he told me he liked me and then he agreed to be in Alexa's stupid coyote date.
01:07:56I don't know.
01:07:57I mean, he clearly has no interest in being exclusive.
01:08:00You don't know that, Taylor.
01:08:02What if he's being forced into it or something?
01:08:04Yeah, maybe he just already moved on.
01:08:06I mean, what if he never really liked me at all?
01:08:09Taylor, I think you should ask him for yourself.
01:08:16Taylor, we need to talk.
01:08:19Here.
01:08:20Take the corner booth and don't tell Kim.
01:08:23Thanks.
01:08:24Come on.
01:08:30I wanted to explain what happened last night and I also wanted to tell you that I don't regret last night.
01:08:38Okay, well, that's just great to hear, Travis.
01:08:41I'm serious.
01:08:42I meant what I said.
01:08:44And some stupid date auction isn't going to change that.
01:08:46Yeah, well, it's not stupid to me, okay?
01:08:48I know that you date a lot of women.
01:08:50And I know that a nobody like me should feel oh so lucky to be another notch in Lord Harrington's bed frame.
01:08:56But last night, it meant more to me than that.
01:08:59It meant something to me too, Taylor.
01:09:02Then why are you doing the auction?
01:09:05Well, remember when I said that I had to pay off those kids to get the videos from the party deleted?
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:16That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:20That wasn't exactly true.
01:09:23I, um, Lexa agreed to do it if I participated in the auction.
01:09:31It's truly the only reason I'm still here, not doing damage control in England.
01:09:35So you lied to me.
01:09:40Sorry.
01:09:41But do you know why it was so important for me to stay here?
01:09:47It's because of you.
01:09:58So Lexa cut a deal with Travis just so she could win a date with him at the auction?
01:10:03Ew.
01:10:04She's more desperate than I thought.
01:10:05I have to bid on him.
01:10:06I have to be the one who wins that date.
01:10:08Then fight for him.
01:10:09Duh.
01:10:11Hi.
01:10:12I think between my savings and my tips from the bar, I probably have like, um, a thousand dollars.
01:10:19Do you think that's enough?
01:10:20Uh, no, no.
01:10:22Probably not.
01:10:23No.
01:10:24You can try.
01:10:25Wish me luck.
01:10:33Ah, I love it.
01:10:34Girl, you look hot as a fuck.
01:10:37I love it.
01:10:38You look hot as a fuck.
01:10:40All thanks to you.
01:10:43Too bad I'm gonna walk away a loser tonight.
01:10:46Not if I can help it.
01:10:50It's another thousand.
01:10:51You can pay me back later.
01:10:53I'm just so tired of seeing bitches like Jenna and Lexa come out on top.
01:10:58Thank you.
01:11:03Alrighty.
01:11:04Go get your man.
01:11:05Let's find my man.
01:11:08Hmm.
01:11:11Riverboat vibes?
01:11:13You know, I'm surprised that you two decided to show your faces tonight.
01:11:18Isn't it painful being too poor to participate?
01:11:21Oh, your jokes are getting boring, Jenny.
01:11:24Come up with something more original and then get back to us, sweetie.
01:11:34Hey, ladies.
01:11:35Who's ready for the auction?
01:11:37Excited for you to win your big date with Travis.
01:11:40Me too.
01:11:41There's really, like, no competition.
01:11:45Alright.
01:11:46Welcome to the 10th Annual Chi Omega Charity Date Auction.
01:11:51Bid high, ladies.
01:11:52This is going to a great cause.
01:11:54Now, let's give it up for our first sexy stud, a British babe who needs no introduction at all.
01:12:00Lord Travis Harrington.
01:12:02Woo!
01:12:04Let's start the bidding at $100.
01:12:08$500.
01:12:11$1,000.
01:12:17$1,000.
01:12:19Oh.
01:12:21Um, do I hear $1,500?
01:12:23What about $1,500?
01:12:25$1,500.
01:12:28Do it.
01:12:29Bet it all.
01:12:31$2,000.
01:12:34You're embarrassing yourself, Taylor.
01:12:38Everyone knows that a waitress can't afford that bid.
01:12:42Do I hear $3,000?
01:12:45$3,000.
01:12:50What about $4,000?
01:12:52$4,000 for Lord Travis?
01:12:54Go ahead, Taylor.
01:12:55Bid again.
01:12:56Oh, wait.
01:12:57You can't.
01:12:59Give it up, bitch.
01:13:00You've already lost Caleb, and now you're going to lose Lord Travis, too.
01:13:05$4,000.
01:13:13$4,000.
01:13:14What the hell, dude? Aren't you his cousin?
01:13:16Ew.
01:13:17I'm not betting for myself. Don't worry.
01:13:21$5,000.
01:13:24$20,000.
01:13:27What?
01:13:28What the fuck?
01:13:30$20,000 going once.
01:13:32Going twice?
01:13:34Lord Travis Harrington sold for $20,000 to...
01:13:38Miles Tate?
01:13:40I'm betting on behalf of Taylor Young, as per Travis' request.
01:13:44Wow.
01:13:47Taylor Young, come up and get your man.
01:13:50That's not even fair.
01:13:51That's, like, actually cheating.
01:13:54$20,000?
01:13:56$20,000? What? Are you crazy? Wasting all that money?
01:13:59Waste? No, it was well worth it, if you ask me.
01:14:09Woo!
01:14:11Yeah!
01:14:15Woo!
01:14:16She's a fucking bitch.
01:14:19Yeah!
01:14:24God, she's so fucking lucky.
01:14:25I would literally kill to be her.
01:14:27Yeah, well, she looks like a princess, and we look like idiots.
01:14:30Tracy, baby, you're not an idiot.
01:14:32Hey, lip, shut it!
01:14:33How does it feel to be the belle of the ball?
01:14:35Pretty fucking incredible.
01:14:38Ew.
01:14:42Now if you'll excuse us.
01:14:56Oh, my God. Is that Eloise Beck?
01:14:59Oh, my God.
01:15:00Is that the princess of Denmark?
01:15:04She dated Travis.
01:15:06No way.
01:15:07I heard it was pretty serious, too.
01:15:08Oh, my God.
01:15:12What is your ex doing here?
01:15:15Oh, sweetie, I'm not his ex.
01:15:19I'm his fiancée.
01:15:22Brilliant.
01:15:24You fucking cut it.
01:15:25What?
01:15:26I can explain. I promise.
01:15:30I swear, I can.
01:15:39Travis?
01:15:42What did she mean by fiancée?
01:15:50Listen.
01:15:53It wasn't my choice.
01:15:57So it's true, then.
01:16:06Unlock the door.
01:16:11Unlock the door.
01:16:14Wait.
01:16:16The engagement isn't official yet, but if my father has his way, it will be soon.
01:16:20Let's just get back in the car. I can explain.
01:16:22You lied to me, Travis. Again.
01:16:25No. I never wanted any of this. I came to America to escape it.
01:16:29I should have never moved in with you.
01:16:32I should have never said we could be friends.
01:16:34God, you even told me that you'd break my heart and I didn't listen.
01:16:38You just kissed me in front of everyone.
01:16:41I mean, you made me look like some sort of stupid homewrecker.
01:16:46Was this all a game to you, huh?
01:16:48No.
01:16:49Did you get your little American dream? Well, congratulations!
01:16:52I am living in a total nightmare!
01:16:55Taylor, just—
01:16:56No! Don't touch me!
01:17:02I don't ever want to see you again.
01:17:04But, Taylor.
01:17:08I love you.
01:17:11I love you.
01:17:19You love me.
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:24How can I trust anything you say?
01:17:27This was real for me.
01:17:30It is real.
01:17:32I swear.
01:17:33Yeah.
01:17:38But just for me.
01:17:47I can't.
01:17:49Travis.
01:17:54What are you doing here?
01:17:56God, you're starting to speak like a peasant.
01:17:58I will not have you marry one.
01:18:01You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:03No fucking way.
01:18:05You need to come home, Travis.
01:18:06No fucking way.
01:18:07Don't talk that way to me, boy.
01:18:10The royal family has arranged for this engagement.
01:18:12You will not back out.
01:18:13I thought we had something special.
01:18:15We had a drunken one-night stand in Ibiza.
01:18:18You begged your father to threaten the king
01:18:21that if I dumped you, you would destroy our country's relationships.
01:18:24That is not true.
01:18:25I would never.
01:18:26I'm sure it isn't, my dear.
01:18:28If you don't come back to England with me,
01:18:30I'm kicking you out of the royal family myself.
01:18:35My dear?
01:18:40Did I ruin your American dream?
01:18:43That you want to marry this sad little small-town girl?
01:18:46Do you love her?
01:18:49Do you love her?
01:18:51Fuck off.
01:18:52You lied to her!
01:18:54You're not my fiancée, and you never will be.
01:18:57I had something special with Taylor,
01:18:59and you just showed up and ruined it.
01:19:01Grow up, Travis.
01:19:03You're gonna be a fucking duke one day.
01:19:06And in case you've forgotten,
01:19:08I'm the princess of Denmark.
01:19:10You belong with royalty and not some naive American baby.
01:19:14So, you're here to what?
01:19:16Manipulate me into proposing to you?
01:19:21Sorry.
01:19:22No, that's not gonna happen.
01:19:28You know what kind of power I have.
01:19:31You're not choosing her over me.
01:19:36I already have.
01:19:39By the way,
01:19:41I do love her.
01:19:42I'll make bloody sure she knows it.
01:19:47I mean,
01:19:49this whole fucking time he had a fiancée,
01:19:52how could I be so stupid?
01:19:55You're not stupid, babe.
01:19:58Travis' feelings for you were real.
01:20:00I mean, I saw it.
01:20:02Miles saw it.
01:20:03Hell, everyone saw it.
01:20:05Why do you think all the bitter bitches at school
01:20:07have been trying so hard to tear you apart?
01:20:10Yeah, well, if his feelings were real, then...
01:20:13then why did he do this to me, huh?
01:20:16I mean, why did he tell me he loved me?
01:20:19Girl, you know I love the royals,
01:20:21but they can be fucking crazy.
01:20:23So if he's saying that his dad is forcing him to marry Eloise,
01:20:27I believe it.
01:20:29And as for the I love you thing,
01:20:32he said it because it's true.
01:20:35No, truthfully, I'm...
01:20:37a royal, so who I marry isn't really up to me.
01:20:41No, it's all about power plays and diplomacy.
01:20:49And if I had to guess,
01:20:51I'd say you love him too?
01:20:57And if I had to guess,
01:20:59I'd say you love him too?
01:21:01And if I had to guess,
01:21:04I'd say you love him too?
01:21:08Don't go falling in love with me, okay?
01:21:10Just roommates, just friends.
01:21:12Deal?
01:21:19You were jealous I was dancing with that guy, weren't you?
01:21:23Why would I be jealous?
01:21:26I'm the one taking you home tonight.
01:21:28If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous.
01:21:30I'm not jealous.
01:21:32You can date whoever you want.
01:21:35Remind me again why we decided to just be friends.
01:21:38I can't remember right now.
01:21:43Fine, yeah, I do.
01:21:46I love him.
01:21:48What am I supposed to do about it?
01:21:51Seriously?
01:21:52You go get your man.
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:57Travis? Tra-
01:22:03Travis? Tra-
01:22:09The famous Taylor Young.
01:22:12Eloise?
01:22:13Where's Travis?
01:22:14Oh, he didn't tell you?
01:22:16I thought you two were close.
01:22:19I know you're trying to intimidate me,
01:22:22but it won't work.
01:22:23Travis told me the truth about you.
01:22:25Oh, I bet he did.
01:22:29Did he also tell you that his dad came here tonight?
01:22:33Or did he tell you that the Duke himself
01:22:37threatened to kick him out of the family
01:22:40if he didn't jump on a plane immediately?
01:22:44I'm sorry, Taylor.
01:22:47He went back to England.
01:22:56TAYLOR YOUNG
01:23:06How'd it go? Did you tell him yet?
01:23:10Not yet.
01:23:11What? What do you mean?
01:23:12Where are you?
01:23:16I'm kind of on a plane to London.
01:23:18Like the Queen?
01:23:19What?
01:23:20What about the open mic? It's tomorrow.
01:23:22I know, but-
01:23:23Try to get me a souvenir.
01:23:26I have to follow Travis.
01:23:29Oh, I gotta go.
01:23:31We're about to take off.
01:23:32Call me as soon as you land.
01:23:35Damn, that's crazy.
01:23:36I know!
01:23:39Why is your clothes-
01:23:40Oh.
01:23:42Why is your clothes-
01:23:43Oh.
01:23:45Um, hi.
01:23:46Hi.
01:23:47Um, have you heard from Taylor?
01:23:49Dude, she's on a plane to England, bro.
01:23:51What do you mean she's on a plane to England?
01:23:53She thought you left.
01:23:55She went to your house to tell you.
01:23:57Eloise.
01:23:59Fuck.
01:24:01Right.
01:24:03Taylor, please pick up.
01:24:04Pick up.
01:24:07Oh, damn it.
01:24:09Well, if you hear from her,
01:24:13tell her I'm on my way.
01:24:14I'm on my way.
01:24:21Duke Harrington.
01:24:22Taylor Young.
01:24:23You and I need to have a little chat.
01:24:26Taylor, it's lovely to meet you.
01:24:30What are you doing to my son?
01:24:32Uh, nice to meet you.
01:24:35Um, is Travis here?
01:24:37He's still in America, dear.
01:24:39What?
01:24:40He refused to come back to England.
01:24:42He refused to give up his place as lord,
01:24:44as part of the royal family.
01:24:46All because of you.
01:24:48So what is it?
01:24:50You blackmailing him?
01:24:52You want money?
01:24:53I'll give you anything.
01:24:54No.
01:24:55Not at all.
01:24:56I-
01:24:58Duke Harrington, with all due respect,
01:25:00I-
01:25:02I love him.
01:25:04Taylor.
01:25:05Hi.
01:25:09I love him.
01:25:10Taylor.
01:25:11Travis.
01:25:18I love you.
01:25:19I love you, Taylor.
01:25:21Did you really come all the way here just for me?
01:25:24You should have known I never would have left your side.
01:25:29Father, this is what I want.
01:25:32This is why I couldn't leave America.
01:25:34And exactly why I couldn't propose to Eloise.
01:25:37You can't be with Taylor and become a respectable duke, Travis.
01:25:41Well, why not?
01:25:43You did, didn't you?
01:25:47Yes, but-
01:25:48But it was hard.
01:25:49People were cruel.
01:25:50And we got through it.
01:25:52Just like Taylor and Travis will.
01:25:55For what it's worth, you have my blessing.
01:25:59Thank you, Mother.
01:26:01Father,
01:26:02I want to take over for you one day.
01:26:04I want to marry,
01:26:06become the duke,
01:26:07but
01:26:08I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:11Would you let me?
01:26:16I have to do it on my own terms.
01:26:19Would you let me?
01:26:26Yes, you may.
01:26:29I can see that this love is real.
01:26:31Who am I to tear that apart?
01:26:35Welcome to the family, Father.
01:26:37Thank you.
01:26:38Thank you.
01:26:40Darling?
01:26:41Shall we?
01:26:46So, what are we waiting for?
01:26:48We have to go.
01:26:49What? Where are we going?
01:26:50Back to America.
01:26:51The open mic is tonight, and we can't miss it.
01:26:53How do you know about this?
01:26:55I don't know.
01:26:56I don't know.
01:26:57I don't know.
01:26:58I don't know.
01:26:59You won't miss it.
01:27:00How would you know about that?
01:27:02How do you think?
01:27:03Zara.
01:27:04Zara.
01:27:05Mm-hmm.
01:27:06Well, let's go.
01:27:07Let's hop on the private jet.
01:27:09Travis!
01:27:10You can't do this to me.
01:27:11You can't break up with me.
01:27:13She's nothing.
01:27:14And I'm the fucking princess.
01:27:16Sorry, Eloise.
01:27:17It was never going to happen.
01:27:19And by the way,
01:27:20Denmark sounds made up.
01:27:23Travis!
01:27:27Travis!
01:27:29Run backstage while Pa can follow you in.
01:27:31Okay.
01:27:33Thank you.
01:27:35Taylor, wait.
01:27:37Caleb, what the hell do you want now?
01:27:39I miss you so much, Tae.
01:27:42I'm so sick of being stuck with Grace and her whiny friends.
01:27:46And I know you miss me, too.
01:27:50Sorry, bro.
01:27:53Not gonna happen.
01:27:56Not gonna happen.
01:27:58Caleb, let's ship ourselves.
01:28:01Goodbye forever now.
01:28:12I wish I was a fucking Duke.
01:28:15Hey, OU babes.
01:28:17Major news from across the pond.
01:28:20Lord Travis kicked the Princess of Denmark to the curb.
01:28:23Like, literally.
01:28:25And then he ran off into the sunset with none other than Taylor Young.
01:28:29Unbelievable.
01:28:31She gets the hottest reel alive, and what do we get?
01:28:34She's probably a shitty singer.
01:28:36At least we get to watch her choke tonight.
01:28:38Travis is gonna be so mortified that he dumps her on the spot.
01:28:43Excuse me.
01:28:45How does my son's future wife you're talking about?
01:28:48Duke Harrington.
01:28:50Duchess.
01:28:52We were...
01:28:54We were just... We were joking.
01:28:56No, like, Taylor... We're old friends with Taylor,
01:28:59so we joke around like that, like, all the time.
01:29:02Duke Harrington, it's an honor to meet you.
01:29:05My father will be delighted we met.
01:29:07He's got the legacy.
01:29:11I don't give a rat's ass who your father is.
01:29:16If you two don't leave my sight,
01:29:19I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:24If you two don't leave my sight,
01:29:27I will personally have you kicked out of the school.
01:29:31Sorry.
01:29:36How does it feel to piss off the royal family?
01:29:40You won't believe what happened to me.
01:29:43I'm done being your punching bag, Grace.
01:29:47It's over.
01:29:50Are you kidding me?
01:29:52Get out of here.
01:29:55Daddy!
01:30:01Break a leg, love.
01:30:09Hi.
01:30:11This one goes out to Travis Harrington.
01:30:13Love of my life.
01:30:16I love you.
01:30:46Today is not an open door
01:30:53Chains that used to hold me back
01:30:56Are falling at my feet
01:31:00The darkness tried to take me down
01:31:04But don't have a hold on me
01:31:10Shine
01:31:13You make it shine
01:31:18Shine
01:31:21You make me shine
01:31:26Shine
01:31:29You make me shine
01:31:37Bloody hell.
01:31:39I knew you were talented, but that was brilliant.
01:31:42I love you so much.
01:31:44I love you.
01:31:48I wanted to ask you something.
01:31:51Taylor Young.
01:31:54Would you do the honors of marrying me?
01:32:00Travis.
01:32:02Are you sure?
01:32:04More sure than I am of anything in this world.
01:32:08I think we can really work.
01:32:11Once I become the Duke,
01:32:13I want you right by my side.
01:32:16What do you say?
01:32:20Yes!
01:32:41Yes!