New hot webseries Ladke Ne Ki Makan Malkin Ki Fantasy Poori _ Dunali
New hot webseries Ladke Ne Ki Makan Malkin Ki Fantasy Poori _ Dunali
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00:00Life is a mess and for that I am going to commit suicide.
00:30Rohan, Sameer is watching us. He is not watching us. He has a cranium projective.
00:51Are you sure he is not watching us? Yeah, I am sure. Should I write it down?
00:56Where should I write it? Tell me.
00:59I think I need a shower. Or we both need a shower.
01:09Okay. Yep.
01:27Exorcist! Exorcist! Exorcise!
01:36Bathroom is also open.
01:39Exorcist! Exorcist! Exorcist!
01:50Exorcist! Exorcist!
01:56Bathroom!
01:59Shower!
02:02Exorcist!
02:05Bathroom!
02:08Shower!
02:11Exorcist!
02:14Bathroom!
02:16Exorcist!
02:22Shower!
02:24Yes.
02:25I'm so happy.
02:26You are so lucky, son.
02:29Uncle?
02:30Yes.
02:31When did you come?
02:32It's been 40 years.
02:33No, I mean, I was exercising.
02:36Oh, good, good, good.
02:37Nice, nice, nice, nice.
02:39I have to tell you something.
02:41You have turned this room into a gym.
02:45Good, good, good, good.
02:47You are sexy, sexy, sexy.
02:49No, only my biceps.
02:50Oh, okay.
02:51Hey, son, teach me too.
02:52All this exercise, exercise.
02:54I can't see my biceps.
02:55What happens is, as you get older,
02:57the lower part of your bicep gets full.
03:02You talk nonsense.
03:03I'm joking, joking, dear.
03:05Joking, joking.
03:06You know what?
03:07Your Abham has come.
03:08Yes.
03:09He told me that a girl has come upstairs.
03:11That's why I came to check.
03:13But I don't see anyone.
03:14Girl?
03:15How will a girl come here?
03:16By walking.
03:17No, not by walking.
03:18I mean, what will a girl do here?
03:20What will a girl do here?
03:21That's right.
03:22But you know, son, your Abhamai.
03:25Once she is after something,
03:28she follows me like this.
03:31You are right.
03:32What?
03:33No.
03:34No, no, no.
03:35Sorry.
03:36No, uncle, I fell asleep.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:38You fell asleep?
03:39Cool, cool, cool.
03:40Soju, Soju.
03:41You keep your exercise going.
03:42Yes.
03:43And sometime, take out time
03:44and let's both work out together.
03:46Sure, sure.
03:47One minute.
03:48Yes.
03:49Yes, uncle.
03:50Bye, take care.
03:51Continue, continue, continue.
04:02Happy birthday to me.
04:04Happy birthday to you.
04:06Happy birthday to you.
04:09Happy birthday to you.
04:12Thank you, brother.
04:13What's the need for this?
04:15Whatever you say.
04:16Of course, it's your birthday.
04:19Come sit down.
04:23Wow!
04:24Yes!
04:26Happy birthday dear Semmy.
04:29Happy birthday to you.
04:32Thank you so much, brother.
04:34Thank you, Sakshi.
04:36Take this.
04:39Hey.
04:42Thank you, Sakshi.
04:45Yes.
04:47We girls,
04:48we make girls sick.
04:51I knew it.
04:52Like every time,
04:53you forget your birthday.
04:54That's why,
04:55a party is a must, right?
04:56Of course, brother.
04:57Isn't it?
04:58Come on, baby.
04:59Don't waste this time.
05:00Show him his gift.
05:01Gift?
05:02Yes.
05:03Akshay,
05:04there's a gift
05:05that will make you young
05:07and include you
05:08in the men's list.
05:10Okay?
05:11So, ready?
05:13Here's your gift.
05:23Brother,
05:24who is this?
05:28Semmy,
05:29you like to bounce, right?
05:31Yes.
05:32Bounce.
05:33It's okay.
05:34Now, bounce.
05:35Slowly.
05:36Bounce.
05:38Brother, who is this?
05:39Brother, what are you doing?
05:40Go to her
05:41and bounce.
05:42Okay?
05:43Let's go.
05:44One second.
05:45I forgot.
05:47This is strawberry flavor.
05:49And this is chocolate flavor.
05:51Hold this.
05:52Enjoy.
05:53Go.
05:54Don't listen to him.
05:56Who is this?
05:58Ask me all the questions.
06:00Yes.
06:01Go.
06:02Ask her.
06:03She'll tell you everything.
06:04And listen.
06:05Don't embarrass me.
06:07Okay?
06:08Did you understand?
06:09Yes.
06:10I have a big nose.
06:11I swear.
06:12And you
06:13have a long face.
06:14Yes.
06:15And you have a horse.
06:16Horse.
06:17Listen.
06:18Go
06:19and ride your horse.
06:20Okay?
06:21Enjoy.
06:22Go.
06:23Let's go.
06:24Let's go.
06:25Okay.
06:26You say bye.
06:27Bye, Semmy.
06:43Bye.
06:54What do you think?
06:55Will the balloon burst or not?
06:59I hope so.
07:01I don't know about Sameer.
07:02But that girl is a professional, right?
07:04Yeah.
07:05So it doesn't matter if the balloon bursts or not.
07:06Sameer will surely burst.
07:10It burst.
07:11It burst.
07:12Or not.
07:15That's my boy!
07:42Sameer.
07:44Hey Sameer.
07:45Yes, tell me.
07:46Take it.
07:47I got you a chamomile.
08:13Son of a bitch!
08:16I've never done this before.
08:19And today, for the first time,
08:23I made a business woman cry.
08:29Is he a man or a King Kong?
08:32What are you saying?
08:33What's wrong with you?
08:36What did you do?
08:38What did you do that
08:40made her cry?
08:45Did you do it on purpose?
08:49Look.
08:51There are only two reasons for this.
08:54Either he's too young,
08:56or you're too old.
08:59Rohan, let me do my assignment peacefully.
09:02Or I'll leave everything and you'll have to do everything.
09:04Why are you getting angry, my King Kong?
09:06Look, I just have a doubt.
09:07He's a professional.
09:09Do you understand?
09:11So, there's no question of him being young.
09:15I just want to know
09:17what you have that made her cry.
09:21Tell me.
09:23Tell me what you did.
09:25Tell me what you did.
09:26Rohan, let me do my assignment peacefully.
09:29And if this cranium submission gets rejected,
09:32we'll both be in trouble.
09:34We'll both be in trouble.
09:36Besides, Ms. Braganza gives us a look.
09:38Braganza's mother!
09:40It's okay. You do it.
09:45But do tell me
09:47what's in your pant.
09:49Get lost!
10:05How long are they going to take?
10:14Rohan!
10:15What are you doing here?
10:17It's a male, right?
10:18Yes. It's off.
10:19Don't worry.
10:20Imagine,
10:22you and me
10:24in a public toilet.
10:26Hurry up!
10:28I'm a diabetes patient.
10:30I'm telling you,
10:31I'm a diabetes patient.
10:33I'm telling you,
10:34there's a knock at the gate.
10:36Okay.
10:38Go.
10:40Go means?
10:56The door was open just now.
10:59What happened?
11:01Useless!
11:03When did you go inside?
11:05I don't know what's wrong with girls these days.
11:09They try to be a boy in everything.
11:12Ma'am,
11:13at least,
11:14go to your room.
11:19Actually,
11:20it's fun to stand.
11:23Useless!
11:25Shameless!
11:28Okay.
11:31Let's go.
11:38Do you take so long
11:39to come out of the toilet?
11:40Can't you wait for me?
11:42No, I can't.
11:43Let's go.
11:44Where's Sakshi?
11:45She must be coming.
11:46There she is.
11:49Hurry up.
11:51How long does she take?
11:53She's here.
11:55What's this?
11:56Old people these days
11:57talk too much.
11:58They don't let me live in peace.
12:01Peace with you?
12:02That's not possible, babes.
12:05Anyways,
12:06I'm leaving now.
12:07See you in the evening.
12:08Right?
12:09Bye.
12:10Bye. Take care.
12:11Bye, Sameer.
12:16Let's go.
12:31Be quiet.
12:51What are you doing, Abha darling?
12:54What are you doing?
12:55Look at me.
12:56I'm sewing a thread.
12:58Really?
12:59Yes.
13:00A thread?
13:01Yes.
13:02A thread.
13:03Why don't you think about your thread?
13:06Hmm?
13:10Lati.
13:11Yes, grandma?
13:12Did you see that?
13:13You're doing it.
13:14Let me enjoy.
13:16No.
13:17Please.
13:19Sister-in-law and uncle
13:20that too
13:21early in the morning.
13:23I thought uncle was sweet.
13:25He turned out to be a coward.
13:26Early in the morning,
13:27in the window.
13:31Which one is it?
13:33The short one
13:34or the tall one?
13:36He's a coward.
13:38He's not doing anything.
13:39He's just standing there.
13:40He thinks everyone is his sister-in-law.
13:41The short one.
13:42Let's go.
13:43No, dad.
13:44I won't go.
13:45The other one knows me.
13:47He's an uncle.
13:49It'll take time for him to stand up.
13:52You're
13:53a fool.
13:56Do one thing.
13:57Do one thing.
13:59Wear this thread.
14:00Huh?
14:02See, I'm telling you.
14:03This is a trick.
14:04Nothing will happen.
14:05You've upset your sister-in-law.
14:06Nothing will happen to you.
14:08For God's sake.
14:12Oh, man.
14:14My dad
14:16is doing this to me.
14:20This thorn looks normal.
14:22It looks normal.
14:24It's not normal.
14:25You
14:27are sure, right?
14:30Can you see from your underwear?
14:36Bro.
14:37Sister-in-law is here.
14:38Of course.
14:40Bro.
14:41Bro, look.
14:42Sister-in-law is hot
14:44and the weather is nice.
14:45Okay?
14:46Rohan!
14:47Where are you going?
14:48I'm not going anywhere.
14:50I'm going to
14:51work, bro.
14:52Rohan, please.
14:58What has he done?
15:11When you want to read,
15:13you do it whenever you want.
15:14What are you doing?
15:15This is a magic.
15:16Just wait.
15:17Huh?
15:18Yeah.
15:20Apply this cream
15:22and get a 4 inch cup.
15:25Now you'll be saved.
15:26Hey!
15:27You've become even smaller than you used to be.
15:30And what's this?
15:31What's this?
15:32What's this?
15:33Ah!
15:34You'll be as strong as a horse in two days.
15:37You'll be as strong as Babaji's bell.
15:41You've turned me into a donkey.
15:43And what's this?
15:44An amulet.
15:46Huh?
15:47Yes.
15:48Wear the amulet along with the ring.
15:50You'll be as strong as a pole.
15:52Hey!
15:53Don't call me a pole.
15:55Forget about the pole.
15:57I've become so strong.
15:59It doesn't matter.
16:01I can't even find it.
16:05Huh?
16:06Baba, where are you?
16:26Hello.
16:28Myself.
16:30Vinay.
16:31Yes, so?
16:32I want to talk to you about something.
16:35But I don't want to talk to you.
16:37Listen to me.
16:38It's for your own good.
16:40You're my friend.
16:42Radha's friend.
16:44And your friend too.
16:46Who's Radha?
16:47Don't you remember Radha?
16:49Your birthday girl.
16:51Chotu.
16:52Ah!
16:56I don't know any Radha.
16:58I see.
17:00So you don't even know Radha.
17:04Good.
17:12Now do you recognize her?
17:13Huh?
17:19Look at you, beautiful.
17:21Sweating on your forehead.
17:24And don't worry.
17:26I'm here for you.
17:28Who are you?
17:29And what do you want?
17:30Radha.
17:33I want to take off your pants.
17:55Hey, Sonu.
17:57Yes, tell me.
17:59What?
18:0015,000?
18:02Yes.
18:03Did you talk to your father?
18:06I see.
18:07You refused.
18:09And what did your uncle say?
18:13He also refused.
18:15Okay, don't worry.
18:17I'll do something.
18:18Don't worry.
18:19And focus on your studies.
18:21Okay?
18:22Yes, I'll talk to him.
18:24Okay.
18:54Wow, brother.
18:55What a drawing.
18:56Nice.
18:59Do it.
19:01But I'm telling you.
19:03That sister-in-law.
19:05Sister-in-law is frustrated, bro.
19:06Seriously.
19:09Okay, tell me something.
19:10Look.
19:12Which woman goes out of the house
19:14and sits under the gym?
19:17And it's okay if she sits.
19:18But brother.
19:20The way she looks at those boys, bro.
19:23I feel like she
19:24hasn't had that
19:26heartache in ages, bro.
19:28I swear.
19:30Dude, she's married.
19:32Really?
19:33She's married.
19:34Have you noticed something?
19:36When sister-in-law
19:37orders pizza,
19:38the pizza gets delivered
19:39in half an hour.
19:41But what does
19:43that pizza guy
19:44do for half an hour?
19:46Huh?
19:47That doesn't prove anything, bro.
19:49Okay, don't believe me.
19:50Don't believe me.
19:51It's okay if the guy
19:52wears a cap to sister-in-law.
19:53But it's wrong if I do it.
19:54Why?
19:56Bro, listen.
19:57Look.
19:59She's our landlady.
20:01So, if
20:02someone has the first right
20:03on her,
20:05then it's ours.
20:06And
20:07it's okay if you don't want it.
20:09I think this is an opportunity, bro.
20:12Are you out of your mind?
20:14What opportunity do you see?
20:18Free sex.
20:20This one's a pro.
20:21Free sex.
20:22And on top of that,
20:23free food.
20:24Free.
20:26You idiot.
20:28The thing you're talking about,
20:30you have to get married for it.
20:32Don't try to impress your sister-in-law.
20:34What a stupid marriage.
20:45Excuse me.
20:51Excuse me.
21:01You didn't believe me, right?
21:03The pizza guy is here.
21:05And he's going to kill sister-in-law.
21:07You'll see.
21:08Now look down.
21:09How long are you going to stay here?
21:12Get out of here.
21:21Hey.
21:22Uncle.
21:26Sami.
21:27Sami.
21:28Uncle's here.
21:29Let him come.
21:30It's his house.
21:32The pizza guy is downstairs.
21:34Let him come.
21:36You don't understand.
21:37Sister-in-law will get caught.
21:39Let her get caught.
21:40It's her headache.
21:41I'm making your drawing
21:42and you're making her headache.
21:44I'm making your drawing
21:45and you're making her headache.
21:47I'm making your drawing
21:48and you're making her headache.
21:50I'm going to the bathroom.
21:52I'm done with my work.
21:54You're doing your work.
21:55No, no, no.
21:56Please, Rohan.
21:57You always cheat.
22:01Sister-in-law.
22:02Sister-in-law.
22:05Uncle.
22:07Oh, my.
22:09Hey, brother.
22:10I'm coming to your house.
22:11Uncle.
22:12Uncle, listen.
22:13Uncle, listen.
22:14Where are you coming from?
22:15Huh?
22:16From where?
22:17What?
22:18Brother, I'm coming to your garden.
22:19What are you doing there?
22:21Uncle, forget about me.
22:22Look at yourself.
22:23Seriously, uncle.
22:24You look so fit.
22:25Like Anil Kapoor.
22:26Young and fit.
22:27Day by day.
22:28Brother.
22:30Do I look like a fool to you?
22:32Is it written here
22:33that I look like a fool?
22:34Yes, yes.
22:35No, no, uncle.
22:36It's not like that.
22:37I didn't mean that.
22:38But I'm telling the truth.
22:39You look young and fit.
22:40Day by day.
22:41It's true.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes.
22:44Do you know the reason for this?
22:45Look at that.
22:46That gym.
22:47I've been going to that gym for a couple of days.
22:49Okay.
22:50Thanks to Abha bhai.
22:51Okay, bye.
22:52No, listen to me.
22:53Listen to me.
22:54What I was saying is
22:55you were asking me the other day
22:56if I wanted to learn something.
22:58I saw a really good exercise on the internet.
23:01I'll make you try it.
23:03Yes.
23:04Correct.
23:05Right?
23:06It's true.
23:07Okay, let's try it.
23:08Move a little.
23:09A little.
23:10Yes.
23:11Okay.
23:12Look at me and follow me.
23:13You just have to follow me.
23:14Okay?
23:15No.
23:16Look at me.
23:17Yes.
23:18Look at me.
23:19Come on.
23:20Come on, uncle.
23:21Do it.
23:22Do it.
23:23If I jump, I'll get a hole here.
23:24I weigh 102 kilos.
23:25Let's try another one.
23:26I saw another one.
23:27You have to stretch your legs for that.
23:28Uncle, stretch your legs.
23:29Stretch your legs.
23:30Yes.
23:31Come on.
23:32Yes.
23:33Yes.
23:34Yes.
23:35Do it.
23:36Do it.
23:37Burn.
23:38What was I saying?
23:39No, no.
23:40I understood.
23:41Tell me.
23:42But he's not listening.
23:43Why isn't he listening?
23:44He's a pizza guy.
23:45What will he do here?
23:47Uncle, you'll have to stop eating pizza.
23:49How will you get fit?
23:50Pizza?
23:51Yes.
23:52Does it matter?
23:53I don't eat pizza.
23:54Yes.
23:55Your cat will eat it.
23:56Okay, okay.
23:57Fine.
23:58Okay, uncle.
23:59You continue your exercise.
24:00I'll be back.
24:01Bye.
24:02Does it matter?
24:03Why did I have to learn this exercise?
24:08He's gone.
24:15Okay.
24:39Listen, Ramesh.
24:41Yes?
24:42How does he look?
24:45What do you mean how does he look?
24:46I mean, I mean, one minute.
24:47Look here, look here carefully.
24:49I mean, look, he's like this.
24:51Up and down like this.
24:53Side by side.
24:55Front and back.
24:56I mean, how does he look?
24:58I didn't have time to look at that.
25:04The first time you told me,
25:06I couldn't believe it.
25:09But today after meeting that boy,
25:11I'm sure he's up to something.
25:16I told him,
25:18if it was your pant,
25:20he'd be flying like a parrot.
25:22You don't believe me, do you?
25:24No, no.
25:25How is that possible?
25:26To trust you with Vinay?
25:28How is that possible?
25:30Should I trust you?
25:33Hey!
25:34I don't want to go to a client right now.
25:36You don't have to go to a client.
25:38The client will come here himself.
25:40From Dubai.
25:42From Dubai?
25:43Yes.
25:44Here?
25:45In how many days?
25:46In five minutes.
25:47In five minutes, from Dubai to here?
25:50Why are you angry?
25:51Hey, he'll come here.
25:53Let him relax.
25:55It's very popular these days.
25:57It's international, international.
25:59London, Dubai, New York.
26:01You can do whatever you want there.
26:03Work from home.
26:05Don't you want to do anything for yourself?
26:07Everything is here.
26:09Yes.
26:10And listen,
26:11I'll give you 70 bucks.
26:22Really?
26:23You'll improve, won't you?
26:30Wow, baby!
26:32What a beauty!
26:36Rohan,
26:38I thought sister-in-law was good.
26:40But she's very good.
26:42I told you.
26:44Now I understand.
26:46Delivery in half an hour means...
26:48Exactly.
26:49If you don't enjoy it in half an hour,
26:52then enjoy it in a different way.
26:54Hmm.
26:55Baby, I'm telling you.
26:57You know, you can set sister-in-law.
26:59And you're a chocolate type.
27:01She'll give it to you easily.
27:03Yes, she'll give you a sweet.
27:05I'm telling you the truth.
27:07Sakshi has told me that
27:08if she wasn't my girlfriend,
27:10she would've dated you.
27:12Hey, go to sleep.
27:13Stop dreaming.
27:14But you know what?
27:16That pizza guy...
27:18He's taking sister-in-law's pizza.
27:21Do you understand sister-in-law's desperation level?
27:23If that's the case,
27:24you can take sister-in-law's pizza.
27:26I'm committed.
27:28And Sakshi...
27:29She's very loyal to me.
27:31I can't cheat her.
27:33The day you become loyal,
27:35I'll do all your projects and assignments.
27:40Done.
27:41Done.
27:42You'll regret it.
27:43I'm warning you.
27:44This won't happen.
27:46You're done.
27:47Go to sleep.
27:50You go.
27:51No, you go.
27:52That rude uncle will come.
27:53You're his favorite.
27:54You go.
27:55No.
27:56I'm sleeping.
28:06At this hour?
28:09Hi, Rohan.
28:12Hi, sister-in-law.
28:13I mean, aunty,
28:14what are you doing here at this hour?
28:16Why are you addressing me as aunty?
28:18Call me Abha.
28:21Won't you invite me inside?
28:22Of course.
28:23Come in.
28:24It's your house.
28:25Come in.
28:28By the way,
28:29is there a reason for your visit?
28:31Yes.
28:32Actually, I came to thank you.
28:35The way you saved me from my husband today,
28:39I saw you.
28:46By the way,
28:48I didn't come to collect rent.
28:51I came to settle my accounts.
28:55Rohan,
28:57the way you saved my life,
28:59that's why I fell in love with you.
29:05I like you a lot, Rohan.
29:08Let's make it a good night.
29:19Sister-in-law!
29:23What are you doing here?
29:24I came to see you.
29:25I came to see you.
29:26What are you doing here?
29:27I came to see you.
29:29What happened, Rohan?
29:32Nothing.
29:35Eat.
29:36I'll eat this.
29:37I'll take this.
29:38I'll feed Sameer too.
29:41Okay.
29:42Bye. Good night.
29:43Good night.
29:49What a treat!
29:52Hey!
29:53What happened to you?
29:55Don't ask.
29:57What a treat!
29:58What a dream!
30:06Tell me.
30:18Rascal!
30:21I know about you.
30:24Tell me. I don't want to talk to you.
30:26I'll give you Rs. 1 lakh.
30:29That too, just to show off.
30:32This is my card.
30:33Call on this.
30:34When you need money, call me.
30:36Got it?
30:37I'll make your life.
30:39One minute. I'm getting a call.
30:41Yes, Mr. Gopal.
30:43How much do you want?
30:45Chinese. Chinese this time.
30:47Mr. Gopal will give you.
30:54Yes, Chutu. Tell me.
30:58Rohan is not with me.
31:02Where is he stuck?
31:07I told you to stop this paper leak.
31:11How much do they want?
31:13Rs. 15,000.
31:17Okay.
31:18Don't cry.
31:19We'll do it.
31:21We'll do it.
31:23You're Rohan's brother.
31:24You're my brother.
31:27We'll do it.
31:29Don't worry.
31:32I'll do it.
31:35This Chutu...
31:37I'll give you Rs. 1 lakh.
31:39I'll give you Rs. 1 lakh.
31:43What happened?
31:46The scene got cut.
31:47The fun was ruined.
31:49If you want to see the full scene...
31:53...then...
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