Conner unleashes Powerade in hopes of making an impact on the stock market | dG1fVVRraWNMV3dXMU0
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00:00Everybody's sitting around not doing fucking shit.
00:02Meanwhile, the markets are in turmoil.
00:03That's why I come down here, Wall Street.
00:05I'm handing out free homemade Powerade
00:06to all the stockbrokers.
00:08I made some Powerade so that they can get the stocks up.
00:10We gotta get this shit up.
00:11We can't be fucking around.
00:13It's gonna be fucking something else.
00:15It is a fucking new day.
00:16I came down here.
00:17I said, I'm gonna get homemade Powerade
00:18out to all the stockbrokers.
00:20This is the street, watered down, mixed together,
00:22and I worked out over it to get the power
00:24and it's power into the hands.
00:25Yeah, yeah.
00:26Homemade Powerade.
00:27Guys, guys, I made homemade Powerade.
00:29Fed said the Red Hot Chili Peppers
00:31are gonna come out with a new album
00:32to try and get the stock market up.
00:33All hands on deck, all right?
00:34So that's why I got the Powerade here.
00:36I got the Powerade and I've been working out
00:38over the Powerade all fucking day.
00:41Guys, we're handing out homemade Powerade,
00:42trying to get the markets back up.
00:44Everybody knows that one thing that the Powerade does
00:46is it gets everything more aggressive.
00:48It gets everybody more fucking jacked up.
00:50Handing out free homemade Powerade.
00:51If you want some homemade Powerade, homemade Powerade.
00:54You gotta open up the Red Hot Chili Pepper markets.
00:56We gotta open up the audio slave markets.
00:57We gotta open up the revolver markets.
00:59We gotta get Alternative Rock from 2003
01:02back up in this fucking shit.
01:04Excuse me, sir, we're handing out homemade Powerade.
01:07I made some homemade Powerade.
01:08I'm trying to get the stock market back up.
01:10Your stock record?
01:11Take Powerade up, guys.
01:13We gotta fucking do this.
01:14We cannot be fucking around.
01:16This is game time.
01:18Please, please.
01:20♪ There'll be spoken ♪
01:24Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
01:26Oh yeah, come on.
01:28You guys gotta.