Os Hassums | show | 2024 | Official Trailer
Acompanhe Leandro Hassum, a esposa, Kaka, e a 'cãopanheira' Belinha em uma viagem de motorhome pelos Estados Unidos che | dHNfVFZrQl9BOFcyTDg
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00:00Você chega pra uma pessoa, amiga sua, e fala assim
00:02Onde é que você vai hoje?
00:03Aí você fala assim, cara, então
00:04Vou ver um negócio de E.T.
00:05Ah, que legal, lá onde?
00:07No meio de uma floresta, escura, sem luz
00:09Aí eu vou encontrar um cara que eu nunca vi na minha vida
00:12Eu sozinho com a minha mulher
00:14E lá sozinho com essa pessoa que eu nunca vi na minha vida
00:16Ele vai me apresentar aos E.T.s
00:18O máximo que você faria como amigo
00:20Era dar um remédio à pessoa, apagar e não ir
00:22Ou amarrar ela dentro de casa, num tronco, botar uma camisa de força
00:26Mas a gente não teve esse amigo e a gente foi
00:28Eu e Karina, nós fomos
00:29Que roubada é essa que você meteu a gente?
00:31A gente quer explicar uma coisa
00:32Eu não meti você em roubada nenhuma
00:34A gente veio a Sedona e a gente falou assim
00:36Top 10 melhores coisas pra você fazer em Sedona
00:39Tava lá, conversar com o Mike, que é um cara
00:42Que fala sobre os E.T.s
00:44Teoricamente aqui aparecem E.T.s
00:47A princípio, nem o Mike apareceu ainda
00:50Mas a gente vai encontrar ele em algum lugar
00:52A gente está no meio do nada, no escuro, breu
00:57Tem uma luz verde ali, se tem luz verde ali
01:00Mas olha só, a estrada eu acho que é por aqui
01:02Ali você vai entrar por dentro do mato
01:04Só tem a gente aqui
01:06Michael!
01:07Tá ali o Michael
01:08Michael é daquele filme do...
01:10Igualzinho o cara do De Volta pro Futuro
01:13Michael, my friend!
01:15Thank you very much, sir
01:17So good to see you
01:18Good to see you, it's a pleasure to meet you
01:20And how did you start with that?
01:22You always study about that?
01:24It's a lifelong story
01:26It began when I was two years old
01:28Wow!
01:29I was gifted all mathematics
01:32Through analytical geometry
01:34It is creator's language
01:36Oh, it's amazing
01:37Mathematics
01:38Mathematics?
01:39It's true everywhere in this universe, in this verse, that map
01:42I'm able to tell you what's gonna happen three years from now
01:46Oh, nice, nice
01:47The only thing that has universal truth is mathematics
01:51We are able to see now?
01:53Can we see a little bit of this part?
01:55Why don't we go ahead and break out the...
01:58Military classified night vision
02:02That's it?
02:03These goggles you can't take back to Brazil
02:06They're classified
02:07Oh, that's amazing
02:08You'll be able to see spacecraft a thousand miles long
02:11Do you know in kilometers how much is one thousand miles?
02:148 over 5, so that would be...
02:17You know, roughly 1850...
02:22No, that would be about 1600 kilometers
02:241600...
02:25It's a fucking mile
02:27He's the mathematician here
02:28It's fucking far
02:29Let's see it
02:30All right
02:31Ok
02:32He has some very silly phrases
02:34He says a lot of things, but he doesn't say any shit
02:36I found it very interesting because it's very easy
02:38Ok, Michael, let's go
02:39I wanted to believe, I wanted to see
02:41But then Michael's binoculars, he took it and put it
02:44Then he started to tell us to look up
02:45Then he kept seeing everything green
02:47Stars
02:48We saw stars
02:49And then he said like this
02:50Oh, it passed
02:51It was a plane
02:53It was a plane, for sure
02:54But Karina was trying to be cute
02:55Karina was there
02:56She said like this
02:57Oh, but brother, I'm here, I'm going to see ET too in this shit
02:59She said like this
03:00I'm seeing
03:01And I'm looking, I'm looking
03:02My brother was like this
03:03I'm not seeing shit
03:04I'm not, she walked
03:05And we there having to find all that cool
03:06Because we were alone
03:07If the guy decides to kidnap us
03:09He abducts us
03:10And if we don't abduct us
03:11Into that cage that he was there
03:12No one else would find us