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00:02:43The crown is yours today is Monday, August 12th, and I know we want to talk about football
00:02:49But we also have to talk about the Olympics and our team being so awesome that game being incredible
00:02:53But for the record, I want to talk about I do but but yeah
00:02:55Let's talk let's lead it off with with that was I was thinking about is like
00:02:59Should we lead it off with the fact that we both have future Hall of Fame quarterbacks?
00:03:03No, let's let's temper our excitement for a second, which we will get to that
00:03:08And I said the two of us because there was only one guy who seemingly didn't play great
00:03:12Well, I would say there I would say all three of us have future Hall of Fame quarterbacks if you include Joe Milton
00:03:17That's true
00:03:18But we should talk about the Olympics in that USA game because it was fucking awesome. Steph Curry is the man he saved
00:03:26America that was one of the most fun times I've had watching basketball and
00:03:31Steph Curry comes in and he was lights out for the last two games
00:03:36He was 17 for 26 from 360 points in the last two games and those
00:03:41It was a three-point game with 258 left and Steph was like fuck it
00:03:46I'm just gonna hit every shot and he had four threes and it was I I yelped on that last one. Yeah
00:03:53People were screaming. Yeah, it was it was insane. And if you listen to the French broadcast of it
00:03:58I don't if you've had a chance to go back and I always like to do that
00:04:01Yes in college football season where you hear like the home announcing team
00:04:05They like narrate a heartbreaking loss the French guys were just like this is impossible. What's happening?
00:04:10They kept calling him the devil curry
00:04:12Yes, the devil curry just ended their dreams and there were two shots that he put up that if it's anybody else on the planet
00:04:17You're like what the fuck are you doing?
00:04:19Yeah
00:04:19At one point he he passed out of a double team to Kevin Durant
00:04:22Kevin Durant was like relatively open as far as Katie goes and he just said fuck it
00:04:27I'm gonna throw it back to Steph Curry because Steph can't miss right now shoots it over two guys
00:04:32Kevin Durant and he said it was a bad shot. It will Kevin Durant and LeBron were wide open for the three
00:04:37Yeah, and under no circumstance. Do you ever not give the ball to Kevin Durant or LeBron?
00:04:42At the end of a game unless your name is Steph Curry and it somehow it went in but it is just so much fucking
00:04:48Fun to get to root for Steph Curry. I get it
00:04:51I understand why Warriors fans have been complete pricks to everybody else for the last 10 years. I get it
00:04:57I understand it Steph Curry if he if I got to root for Steph Curry every day
00:05:01I would develop the same superiority con complex that Hank Lockwood has had. Yeah from rooting for Tom Brady
00:05:07It was it was so good and so incredible Steph Curry impressed himself. He said that he said afterwards before every shot
00:05:15You take you think it's going in. All I saw was this is talking about the last shot
00:05:19All I saw was the rim. I didn't see it was in front of me
00:05:21I knew it was kind of late clock situation, but that won't impress myself. Yeah, that's how good he is
00:05:25Steph Curry is so good that he he impresses Steph Curry
00:05:28Yeah, they were really good. And you know what I loved about these Olympics the fact that the players cared
00:05:33Yeah, they cared very deeply. Oh, dude, they cared like if any one of them told you like, oh, you know
00:05:38I I just want to go over there and have fun
00:05:39Didn't matter if I played didn't matter if they got me in the game didn't matter if I was in the rotation
00:05:43They're lying. They wanted to be in there. They want to be playing. Mm-hmm
00:05:47They wanted to do this
00:05:49I guess for the country which is awesome to see because in Olympics past some of the guys were just like yeah, whatever
00:05:54It's basically an exhibition. We're gonna crush the world
00:05:56The days of just showing up and destroying the rest of the world are over
00:06:00We have to actually put in work put in practice and play as a team if we want to win
00:06:05So to get a gold in that way was it was awesome. It was awesome. They care even their family cares
00:06:10Yeah to the point of like complaining publicly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I care a lot and they flew in Draymond
00:06:15Yeah, which was a great move today. Mon flew in just to troll go bear. Yeah, he said he tweet
00:06:21He's like, what should I say?
00:06:21I'm sitting right behind him
00:06:22But it was it also felt like the finale of an era in the NBA because it was Katie. It was LeBron
00:06:29It was Steph. Those are the three guys. Devin Booker was phenomenal. By the way, like he was the unsung hero
00:06:35he he completely changed his role to fit into this team and was so so good and
00:06:41Like the three guys who have meant so much to basketball for the last two decades
00:06:46Finishing it this way because all three of them are at the tail end of their career and maybe not gonna win another NBA title
00:06:52But it was it was just awesome to watch and they in LeBron was amazing and KD was amazing
00:06:58And Steph was just going off Anthony Davis finished the game because I can't remember who our other center was
00:07:03But it was good that Anthony Davis is in there. I think he had four blocks. It's starting center. We he had trouble defending
00:07:08Against Wimby who everybody else, you know also has that problem defending against Wimby the starting center looks slow
00:07:14He looked like he was a step late to every loose ball. He looked like he was out of shape a little was our starting center
00:07:19I'm not sure a
00:07:21BAM right BAM. No, no, it wasn't BAM
00:07:25Joel Embiid. Oh, thank you. Joel Embiid. Yeah
00:07:28I got the pleasure of watching this game with Max and his brothers and it was just them screaming at the TV the entire time
00:07:34Come on, Joe. I fuck Joe. I knew it was not going well for Embiid when Max tweeted halfway through the game
00:07:39He's like everyone's shitting on Joel. We wouldn't be here without him. So true. Yeah, he was he wanted to go back in time
00:07:47I Serbia game
00:07:48I also love the way that Joel Embiid received his gold medal when the crowd was just boom the shit out of him because he
00:07:54Chose to go with the u.s. Instead of France and he was just like, yeah, give it to me
00:07:57I mean, he's he's a Philly guy. Yeah, you think that bothers him France cannot boo out boo Joel Embiid
00:08:03Yeah, he had a quote going into it. He was like, yeah France is probably gonna boo me and I'm just gonna tell him to suck
00:08:08it
00:08:13There's there's one guy who can't like you can't boo you can't boo Joel Embiid out of the building he plays in Philadelphia he also
00:08:21Watching the like the clips of everyone postgame and then the next day just how hungover
00:08:26They all were actually we have someone who basically won the u.s. Gold right here
00:08:31Henry Locke would look like he partied with him, but Joel Embiid doesn't drink
00:08:35So he was like like just side-eyeing everyone walking to I think they were getting to the airport
00:08:40Yeah, and it was just like everyone had glasses on looked like shit and Joel was just like I'm ready to go
00:08:45Let's get on the flight. Maybe he needs to start drinking. Maybe that's the problem
00:08:48Yeah, it was it out of his own head. It was awesome
00:08:50So and now there was two guys who maybe didn't play a lot Tyrese Halliburton who handled in a very funny way
00:08:57Saying when you get an A and you did none of the work
00:08:59that's kind of the way you have to handle it because it's still you're still one of the best 12 players to be on that
00:09:05team and
00:09:07You did contribute in the fact that you know
00:09:09There are scrimmages and all the the weeks leading up to it. You got to take pride in that shit
00:09:13Yeah, you got to take pride no matter what level basketball player you're at if you help the team
00:09:18that's first and foremost right and then
00:09:20Hank yeah, how'd we feel? I mean Jason Tatum did get into the
00:09:25final felt like
00:09:27He got bullied bullied minutes
00:09:30Bullied he got bullied. He got bullied minutes curry curb got bullied into putting him in the game
00:09:35Interesting what you do not agree. I
00:09:38Mean his explanation for Serbia made no sense when he said it's a math problem. Well. There's eight less minutes
00:09:45Right, but you could still that's are talking metric system the math that's what Steve Kerr was saying
00:09:49But there's eight less minutes in an NBA game listen the resume
00:09:52You don't know one really knows who does well or who does poorly in the Olympics at the end of the day when you look
00:09:56Back at his career. He's gonna. Have you know two gold medals at least yeah, yeah
00:10:00Yeah, he said he would play in the 22
00:10:01I mean I do feel bad for Jason Tatum because I'll say this in defense of Jason Tatum
00:10:06He did not say one word. No his mom did
00:10:10Fans did he didn't like that that's one of those situations where it gets put on him that
00:10:15He's upset and he probably was upset because everyone wants to play, but he wasn't upset too. He wasn't being a malcontent
00:10:22He wasn't saying anything other people were saying things and then it gets attributed to him right which is not fit
00:10:28But if you watch the games the lineup that did not have Jason Tatum, and it was vastly superior
00:10:33Yeah, we were dominating with that lineup. They were really barely played our closing lineup was very good
00:10:38Yeah, Anthony Davis was phenomenal at the end, and it was just fun
00:10:42It was fun to watch the Steph Curry's the fucking man and Abu dunked on LeBron house great
00:10:46yeah, boo did he might have dunked his way back in the league and
00:10:49Skip obviously went straight to Twitter and was like well Steph Curry won the MVP right he says LeBron did win the MVP
00:10:56And yes skip was like this is an indictment on LeBron's legacy
00:11:00man
00:11:01poor LeBron James
00:11:04Steph Curry just shot him right in the heart just stole the MVP right out from under poor LeBron
00:11:11He was right there. He was prohibited favorite and
00:11:15Steph made
00:11:1617 of 26 threes in
00:11:20The final two games the semifinal and the gold medal game 17 of 26 just took over the fourth quarter
00:11:28Today against France
00:11:30We don't win without Steph making nine threes against Serbia. We don't win without Steph making eight threes
00:11:39against the home team France
00:11:41Just perfect spin so that he won a fake MVP at the Olympics where they won gold yeah
00:11:45And LeBron was I mean you got a triple-double against Serbia, and he was good in every game Steph
00:11:50Basically locked in for the last two games
00:11:52He closed it out at the end of the last two games
00:11:54And we wouldn't have had that comeback against Serbia without him
00:11:56And we probably wouldn't be in France without him just catching fire at the very end
00:12:00But if you look at what the numbers were LeBron
00:12:03He did not lead the team in points per game Steph did but it was like barely it was like he led the team in
00:12:08Rebounds and rebounds and assists yeah, and almost led the team in points
00:12:11But like you could give it to any one of those guys
00:12:13But I love the fact that skip he's gonna find his angle
00:12:15Yeah skip feels by the way doesn't have a show to do his LeBron thing on
00:12:19He's just doing this for the love of the game
00:12:21Yeah, and it would have been if Steph had gotten the MVP it would have been the same video being like LeBron didn't get the
00:12:26MVP and this was his team yeah his Olympics also shout-out Serbia
00:12:29Probably the coolest dudes in the world they won the bronze medal game
00:12:33Went straight to the bar, and then came back for the medal ceremony, and they were shithoused
00:12:38I'm like Jokic look like he was gonna puke at one point
00:12:42Cuz guys were like kind of like grabbing him, and then also there's a club Jokic is already at the racetrack
00:12:46Yeah, of course so Jokic probably spent his entire Olympics watching dressage
00:12:50That's why he probably didn't practice for the team that much that that looked like though like they did it perfectly for I would much
00:12:56Rather this is why the debate like would you rather win bronze or silver?
00:12:59I'd rather win bronze because then you don't have to live like the rest of your life saying I was so close
00:13:04I would like to win bronze if I lost to the gold medal winner
00:13:07Yeah, but still like they had the best time yesterday France didn't mm-hmm France looked
00:13:11You know in front of the home crowd they lose and then all the Serbians show up drunk as fuck
00:13:17There's also the stat continues that
00:13:20There's only three team three countries
00:13:23That have won a gold medal outside of the US and men's basketball and two of those cut to those three countries do not exist
00:13:30So it was kind of a fun stat what countries were they it's Argentina was that one?
00:13:34Does exist yeah, and then Soviet Union yeah, Yugoslavia, okay?
00:13:39Yeah, if Yugoslavia had stayed a country. They'd be a problem. They'd be a real problem. They would they should have Jokic and
00:13:45Luka they should be allowed to compete it would be fun
00:13:48Yeah
00:13:48But those two so so the only country that still exists that has won a gold other than u.s. Is Argentina and Soviet Union would have
00:13:55KP yeah true yeah, yeah, there was no Russian these Olympics right for the most part
00:14:01I guess not yet, and we want this asterix. We won the gold or we won the Olympics we did yeah
00:14:06Congratulations, we did it we did it we tied with
00:14:10China for most golds and then the tiebreaker which I think is made up by us is it silvers is
00:14:16Silvers and bronzes oh we want together. Yeah, okay?
00:14:20Yeah, we did it guys also
00:14:21We were very close to not winning the total golds, and I just wanted to shout out
00:14:26I don't know who this person is Iman Khilaf
00:14:30that person stopped China from getting
00:14:33One extra goal because if you might give now what what division were they competing this was women's boxing women's body, okay?
00:14:40The yeah, I got to her yeah, so she stopped she she beat a Chinese woman in the welterweight championship
00:14:46She's my favorite woman in the world. That's a funny wrinkle. Let's go USA
00:14:49I know you say all of the United States was room for whoever that boxer that you said yes
00:14:54So that's all getting behind. It's really good that we that we won. Yeah, the medal count. I love that
00:14:59I love just being able to say like fuck you to the rest of the world
00:15:02We still got it. I don't care. Well. What about the horses? Do we know where the horses were from no?
00:15:07I don't know
00:15:08I don't know if you have to bring in the horses from the same place because I feel like the the horses should get the
00:15:12Medals the riders should not get the medals. I don't question events. Yeah, we did have an awesome. I forget her name
00:15:19Shit, what's her name the female wrestler that?
00:15:22Suplex the fuck out of her opponent in the finals and just dropped on her head basically broke her neck in the files
00:15:27They had to stop her us. Yeah, it was an awesome movie. I forget who it was
00:15:30Hell yeah, shout out to her because she's she's a fucking hoss
00:15:33Also, if we're gonna try to figure out how to to make sure that we win the golds outright in at LA
00:15:38Well, first of all, I didn't even realize that you get to the host country gets to add a sport. Yep
00:15:43That's how breakdancing came in. Shout out to ray gun. Yeah ray gun the goat took the world by storm
00:15:48We watched some of the the breaking on Friday here in the office. I was trying to live bet on it
00:15:52I had no idea how the point system worked, but ray gun was she's she's a hero. She's yeah, she's amazing
00:15:57She was in the kangaroo hop. She was doing moves like an eighth grader would do at a talent show
00:16:02Yes, she's the rest of the breakdancers have to be very upset at her. They have as I watched some of the others
00:16:06They were incredible
00:16:08Yeah, like spinning on their heads for minutes at a time and then ray gun was just doing a lane, you know, Venice dance
00:16:15She's a she's a professor and one of the things that she teaches is breakdancing. I would drop her class
00:16:21Yes, I were in it, but she basically found a way to get a free trip to to France and get a team uniform
00:16:26Yeah credit to her. Yeah, and she was wearing like an Australian cricket uniform
00:16:29She was wearing like the green pants a green polo shirt the green hat. It was awesome
00:16:34I was struggling to figure out what the rules were with breaking
00:16:37I didn't know if there was like a TKO if you serve somebody so hard. They just stop the fight
00:16:41Yeah, like that's too much. That's too much
00:16:43Someone's gonna get hurt like battle rap like battle battle rap should be in the LA being an Olympian would be sick
00:16:49I think it might be more of a sport than than some of the sports that we saw. Yeah
00:16:53Definitely never sport than curling. I think we're a re-adding football. Is that what it is be our like football?
00:16:58Baseball Oh is baseball our sport baseball should be back. Anyways, we might not win that we might not win that we
00:17:05We should win football, but oh we definitely remember our team stinks. No, but we're gonna have NFL players Joe Burrow
00:17:12Yeah, I said he wants to do it. Yeah the I was looking at it if we want to figure out a way to win it
00:17:17outright
00:17:18China no, I'm not saying that they you know, it's a Mickey Mouse gold half of a title
00:17:24Whatever you want to call it. They won five ping-pong events and eight diving events seems a little how are there five ping-pong events?
00:17:31I have no idea but they want them all because there should be at the max. There should be four, right?
00:17:34I think there's women's men's doubles women's double mix mix doubles. It's doubles. They swept it. Mmm. It swept the board
00:17:42I don't like I didn't know there was eight divings. That's too many diving up the board on that
00:17:46There's yeah, there's too many of the niche ones. There should be maximum four medals in in table tennis
00:17:52Yeah, now maybe we got a sweet in the pot a little bit because we're giving each gold medalist
00:17:58$37,000 that's what the US gives and a job at Home Depot other countries. No, we don't even do that anymore
00:18:03Sometimes they get their picture on a Wheaties box
00:18:06Congratulations. Here's 37 grand and your picture on the worst cereal in the world. Yeah joy
00:18:11Hong Kong and Singapore they do the highest payouts
00:18:15Hong Kong gives
00:18:18$768,000 to their winner Singapore gives
00:18:22$745,000 and then the Philippines gives a
00:18:28house a lot a two-bedroom condominium
00:18:32$18,000 worth of furniture a lifetime supply of cookies
00:18:36That's and free meals for life from local restaurant chains, including Korean fried chicken
00:18:42There's they should just do the Armageddon if you win a gold medal for us
00:18:46You never pay taxes don't pay taxes and also you get you get to commit one felony. Sure
00:18:51Get out of jail for your taxes not paying taxes, but also you can transfer that. Okay up to
00:18:58Manslaughter. Yeah, I mean I
00:19:00Caitlyn Jenner would having probably still be walking amongst us having everyone be like, hey, I don't pay taxes again
00:19:06That would be the greatest. She is still walking
00:19:09It was at least she's not driving driving. Yeah driving is her issue
00:19:13Indonesia in
00:19:142021 gave their gold medalist five cows each and a meatball restaurant. Oh max Wow. Yeah max you get a passport
00:19:21Yep, we got to step our shit up and in South Korea you get pensions
00:19:26So you get like the lump sum and then you get money every single year for the rest of your life
00:19:31Yeah, instead we have no Lyle's who's winning. He's he might be hater of the year
00:19:36To do that is the takey hater of the year because he was the one who before the Olympics said you don't win a world
00:19:43Championship if you're when the NBA championship, yep, that's not the world. There was like that's kind of weird. Whatever Hank
00:19:48Did you write that down?
00:19:51Takey's takey's God write it down. What was it?
00:19:56Hater of the year who know a lot. Okay, you got it
00:20:01Going on you did say that you just said that you're gonna be on top of it max
00:20:05It is gonna be on top of it. Did I know I absolutely not me. No, no
00:20:09No, sir. Are you giving away? I can be on top of it. I can take I can take this responsibility
00:20:13I take the lead already did. All right
00:20:18This could be on me this
00:20:20I told max to write it down and then max for some reason turned his mic on to tell Hank
00:20:26Me and him are in charge
00:20:28Hurt right now. I support max. No, that's all me. That's all me. Will you be the backup? Yeah, okay
00:20:34Well, he'll be the third. I actually mean some max to write that down. Yeah
00:20:38Yeah, I'll write that down. I'll write that down. I feel like Hank could show some strong competition hater of the year
00:20:43So yeah for sure. It's an award that I guarantee you he'll he will be nominated
00:20:47Yeah
00:20:47But no Lyle's I came out that he was upset because Adidas when he was negotiating with Adidas for his new contract
00:20:54They invited him to an Anthony Edwards event
00:20:57yeah, and he was like this guy hasn't even been to an NBA Finals, so I
00:21:03Actually, I understand no Lyle's basically like I need to get my name out there
00:21:07So be hater the year and people will talk about me
00:21:10I think he knows what he's doing and I I want to have his side in the fact that he can't be that dumb that
00:21:17He thinks it like
00:21:19Running track every four years is important as playing in the NBA. He does he does
00:21:23Okay, so maybe he's that this is this is what I love about no Lyle's. I think it all comes naturally to him
00:21:27Okay, he definitely got cut playing basketball, right?
00:21:30He's got some very deep-seated
00:21:32Anger for any ball sport. Yeah, and he's like why why is track not the number one sport in America?
00:21:38He was like a point guard that didn't have any handles whatsoever
00:21:41And every time he's on a fast break he'd dribbled off his foot yet. No Lyle's a little tip for you
00:21:45Why don't you just say that you're gonna try out for an NFL team that would get you some nice?
00:21:50Publicity people would talk about it people like wow
00:21:53Could you imagine no Lyle's running down running running a go-route now?
00:21:56You probably can't catch because you're this upset about Anthony Edwards who's one of the best NBA players, but we'll deal with that later
00:22:03Yeah, he would be sick on the Chiefs flag football flag football. He probably he there's no
00:22:08I know Lyle's definitely if you threw him a ball, he would not be able to catch it. No, that's the vibe
00:22:13I'm getting from him his anger towards the NBA. I felt like he excelled at puzzles from a young age
00:22:18Yeah, yeah, and he he also
00:22:21Overcame kovat to get the hater going. Mm-hmm. I like that. Mm-hmm
00:22:24It was just better and then he was just like now I got my hater back
00:22:27I am a little bit concerned about the state of one sport in America. Okay swimming
00:22:32Yeah, male swimming in America. Oh, yeah, the French guy kicked our French guy kicked her ass Katie Ledecky shout out to her
00:22:38I think she's like tied for the the lead in gold medals. Shout out all our women. Yeah, they dominated
00:22:43They dominated our men our men stink at swimming. What happened? What happened to American men?
00:22:48Is it fellas is it gay to swim?
00:22:51Helps might need to make a comeback is it actually think you could I think he'd probably do better than whatever these jackasses were
00:22:57Yeah, but we only got one gold medal and male swimming
00:23:01I don't know. I don't know what the problem is. Do we like I know Huey you can definitely swim, right?
00:23:06Well, what probably no probably wasn't Caleb Dressel. The big story was that he was watching House of Dragon too late one night
00:23:13Yeah, so maybe we just got to take away TVs
00:23:15Yeah, if we put our best players our best athletes into swimming we would dominate and yeah, we don't I had fun
00:23:21I listen Olympics were fun. Can't say I watched a ton of it, but I watched it here and there
00:23:26Yeah, it was good
00:23:27It was good to have on in these desperate weeks that we just need to get through training camp and the basketball was awesome
00:23:33That's basketball the fact that the world has caught up and it makes it very exciting and there's drama
00:23:38involved in it like that was a dramatic game. Yeah, and
00:23:41I'm happy we won. I would like to see an Olympics where they just select the athletes at random
00:23:47Like anybody from the United States could get put on any team
00:23:50Yeah
00:23:51And we have to compete just average people from around the world
00:23:54competing against other average people in random sports that they've never practiced where they should have one average person in every single event just so
00:24:01that we have a
00:24:02Barometer to show like if you're just like hey, here's the hundred meter dash have just a random like 35 year old, dude
00:24:09Running it. Yeah, we'd be like, oh, that's me. Yeah, I suck. I lost by seven seconds
00:24:14I think one of the funniest events for that would be the high jump where you have to try to jump over it backwards
00:24:20Yeah, I think most people if you tried to do that motion
00:24:22You would just land directly on your head and you wouldn't even get above the mat. Yeah pole vault music go straight sideways
00:24:28I mean all these yeah
00:24:29We should absolutely have just a base
00:24:31person just competing in all these events just so that we can see it because it would
00:24:35We would quickly realize how much better they are
00:24:37Not that we don't but there's always a little bit of viewers like that doesn't seem that hard
00:24:42There's it also they all are very hard. There should be eating in the Olympics. Oh, yeah, Joey Chestnut
00:24:47Joey, oh, we should add in for that for 2028. Don't rock hot dog eating that would have rocked
00:24:53You want to talk about football?
00:24:55Yeah, that was a fun weekend of football. It was a great week. It's back. It's preseason. I
00:25:01Lasted as long as I have lasted longer than I ever could ever. Oh, I didn't even try. Yeah, I tried hour and a half
00:25:07I lasted I didn't try I saw all you were impressed. Yeah, so big cat. Congratulations. Congratulations to you as well
00:25:14How many how many Super Bowls you think you're gonna get listen? I don't want to talk about Super Bowls
00:25:18I just want to talk about the
00:25:20Realization that I had and and this is gonna get clipped and people are gonna say I'm stupid and I'm doing it all over again
00:25:27Watching
00:25:28Caleb Williams play quarterback
00:25:31Made me feel like the dumbest person in the entire world forever thinking that Mitch Trubisky and Justin Fields were the guys
00:25:37Because it looks so different. Yeah, and I know it's preseason
00:25:40I know it was only a few plays, but it just looks different
00:25:44Like he's he's he's confident poised like reading the defense
00:25:50It just looks different. I felt like such an idiot
00:25:52And yeah, I lasted an hour and a half and I told the whole world to suck my dick from the back
00:25:56yeah, as you should because
00:25:58My own experience watching Jaden on on Saturday that one throw a tad
00:26:03Oh, so so and then big cat when I found out that he audibled into that play. Oh my god
00:26:07I covered my entire basement. Yeah, I got stalactites dripping from the ceiling now gross
00:26:12I've never I don't wanna say never he reminds me of rg3 in the rg3 good times
00:26:19It's been 30 years since I've had a quarterback that for longer than like 10 weeks
00:26:24I could really root for and really think this is the guy and know this is the guy but big cat
00:26:30He's so fuck. I know I agree. I agree ball is so good. He's so fast
00:26:33I agree just and he looks good in the uniform. It's awesome. I mean you said rg3 I
00:26:40The the screen dump off the Caleb Williams made when a guy had his hand in his face and it was like a broken play
00:26:46Yeah
00:26:48Don't look like Patrick Robes. Yeah, we got I don't idea but I'm not I'm not these are just we should have prefaced this segment
00:26:56With this is a safe space. We're just talking to guys having fun talking. None of this is we're not putting this on you anyone
00:27:02This is not what we're saying is gonna happen. We're just saying what we saw
00:27:06Yeah, and we're in a preseason game when I saw sickos what I saw in preseason week one preseason week one week one
00:27:13It was week two for the Bears but Caleb Williams didn't play week one the excitement of having a team that that has a quarterback
00:27:19It's like we're fans of different sport this year. It's like Sundays are gonna be different deep Sundays are different this year
00:27:26Like being like third and long Sundays. We could maybe still get this. Yeah Hank. Did you feel the same way about Joe Milton?
00:27:33Yeah, I actually I made a list. I made a ranking. Oh, should we do rankings of rookie quarterbacks? Sure. Number one
00:27:39I had Joe Milton. Yep, cuz Joe Milton is fucking awesome. Yeah, the boys fired up. Yeah boys
00:27:44I also wouldn't been watching those on what we were doing coach Doug
00:27:46So I pretty much watched the whole
00:27:48Game and you could tell you know coming off the sidelines like the team team was rallying already a QB country
00:27:54It was rallying behind them. We'll see
00:27:55I think so and we are in phase one of the Joe Milton experience would this be this would be so mean though
00:28:01If Joe Milton did to Bailey's happy what Bailey's happy did to Mac Jones
00:28:05Yeah
00:28:08They're gonna have a decision to make four QBs three spots
00:28:11Yeah, this segment is also Milton tough. We're pretending to be guys that have never watched Joe Milton play in college at all
00:28:17Yeah, no that guy. How did that guy last until the sixth round that guy should have been top ten Patriots get a six-round steal
00:28:24Yeah repeats itself. Yeah number two. I had a tie between Caleb and Jaden. That's fair
00:28:29I want to be fair and Joe Milton obviously number one Caleb Jaden number two
00:28:34JJ Arrington number three
00:28:36JJ no, sorry. Sorry JJ
00:28:39McCarthy McCarthy. Yeah Viking number three second defense second defense. Where did Arrington come?
00:28:45I don't know. There's a player named JJ Arrington LeVar Arrington number four Bo Nix
00:28:50Bo Nix look good might be the season Bo Nix number Bo Nix all together
00:28:55I feel like he's JJ Arrington was a running back for the for Cal. Yeah
00:28:59Bo Nix a lot of Heisman buzz around him this year. I think he's gonna be good. Yeah five Spencer Rattler
00:29:05Spencer look good
00:29:06He plays for he plays for an NFL team, but I looked up his stats and they were good
00:29:13Number six Michael Pennix and then number seven. I Drake may
00:29:17It's a pretty good class and sets and Bennett
00:29:20Technically a rookie kind of kind of yeah, he cuz he sat out he bounced back really nicely from his fourth interception
00:29:27Game winning drive. Yeah. Yeah, Anthony Richardson also kind of a rookie kind of yeah. Yeah
00:29:33It was fun watching football. I'm very excited. I'm gonna let myself I
00:29:38Really did I tried so hard PFT
00:29:40I was like, I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna do what I always do and just get crazy
00:29:44And it was like I was basically the meme the kid in class like holding everything in I was just for an hour
00:29:52I was watching the Bears and I was like, I'm not gonna get crazy and tweet crazy shit
00:29:56Like this has got to be different. I got to act differently and then I just lost it and just busted everywhere
00:30:01He he looked really good. He looked very good. So did Jaden. I'll tell you what if I was gonna be the worst clip ever
00:30:08I don't care. I'm ready. Make no mistake. I'm ready to be hurt again. I am I haven't felt that way watching sports in a while
00:30:16Markel Fultz was so good in Summer League
00:30:18Why you have to make this about Philadelphia good point what the fuck it's a good boy, I'm just saying
00:30:23Fuck that's a fair point Max. I'm not I want to say I am NOT ready to get hurt again
00:30:28Oh, I am I am NOT I've been hurt too many times too recent. I feel like we've played that
00:30:33I am not ready to first preseason. Yes, that's why I'm not ready to get hurt again exact say but I just told you Hank
00:30:40I watched ever thought I want to play Justin. I
00:30:43Knew Mitch wasn't
00:30:45I'm not ready to get hurt again. I'm not I'm not mentally
00:30:49physically in
00:30:51A space where I could take the hurt again. It will it will kill me. It will kill me
00:30:57This would be the last hurt of my life Max
00:30:59If you had to pick if you had to rank between just the three of us in this room
00:31:03Which quarterback would you want first Joe Milton?
00:31:06Good answer
00:31:07He's got a rocket arm stud through an orange 106 yards. Yeah, I
00:31:12Was thinking about it
00:31:15I
00:31:16Think I would want the Patriots to be to be the best. Why?
00:31:19Because I can are I already know cocky Hank. I already know what it's like to be around a good devil
00:31:26You know, it's the devil. I know I don't know how I that makes sense
00:31:29Well, actually, yeah planet would we be worse? No, that's
00:31:33That's a fair. Yeah, we can't be worse than this guy. That's not true. He's drunk during a show right now
00:31:38But that's also not but I already hate Hank. I don't want to I don't want to hate you guys
00:31:42Yeah, you pass a breathalyzer right now. Yeah, we should get a breathalyzer. I doubt it. Uh,
00:31:47I
00:31:49I actually
00:31:51Understand what you're saying max because I don't know what I'm capable of
00:31:55like I it's scary to think of what I could be capable of if
00:32:00kill Williams was
00:32:01like incredible I
00:32:04Might be a monster. Yeah, I mean it would be cool. Like if Chicago was buzzing for the Bears, that would be fun
00:32:09Yeah, we need the hopes to get up I want both you guys
00:32:12Oh, you're always doing it that way you never thank you Hank. He wants us to make the playoffs. Thank you Hank
00:32:18Just it was just preseason week one. It was and we might be a year out
00:32:23But Jaden, yeah, CJ straw was really good in the preseason last year. I think more than anything
00:32:28It's just the ups and downs. I have to figure out how to deal with better
00:32:33It's the ups and downs. Well, we've we haven't been here
00:32:35But I'm like a drive-by-drive guy and I need both right how to be very recently
00:32:39You figure out like a month you had rg3
00:32:41Very recently that was 12 years ago at Sam Howell and it lasted like I remember how he did say was a guy
00:32:47I was talking soupy after two weeks last year. Yes
00:32:50That was 12 years ago Hank and we had like maybe 13 weeks where he looked healthy
00:32:56Sam Howell was so good against the Eagles in that one game. He was it was a twice since the podcast has existed
00:33:01That's why I'm not ready to get hurt again
00:33:03It's becoming like that we haven't been here before yes, you have no I haven't
00:33:08not since rg3
00:33:11Second pick overall sickos croissant. Oh, I deep down. I feel like Packers fans might actually think they're a little worried
00:33:18Hello, Jordan. Love looks good. But I think they're a little worried the rg3 croissant picture was so funny. Yeah, very very funny
00:33:23He was always horny. He was deep throat in that day. Yeah deep throating read. Oh was not. Yeah rg3
00:33:29He had that past the gag reflex she was not like in on the same joke that he was doing
00:33:34I don't think it was a joke. Yeah, I don't think so either. He just loves croissant. He loves croissant. Uh-huh, okay
00:33:40Do we have anything else before we do who's back of the week?
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00:35:25Henry who's back the week by who's back the week is Jameis Winston. Yeah
00:35:29We're gonna do a new place same faces new places
00:35:33I think we'll do that Wednesday now soon, but Jameis Jameis on the Browns is is a match made in heaven
00:35:39he had a
00:35:41Very funny pregame speech
00:35:44Go getting the boys fired up. Tell us what he said in the pregame reenact the pregame speech get us fired up
00:35:52What do you mean come on do it get us fired up pretend that you're where my dogs at okay?
00:35:57That's good, and yeah, we're gonna do a podcast. He said like
00:36:03I'm a spell da WGS, and I'm gonna go
00:36:07So you do it, but do it for us for the podcast give me a D D
00:36:13Give me a a give me a W W
00:36:18Give me a G G. Give me this yes, where my dogs at
00:36:22right here
00:36:24James did it better. Yeah, I wasn't as fired up as the Browns were
00:36:29If you were to Sean Watson you saw that you'd be a little bit nervous right horse
00:36:33James is the best like he's got he's got a captive audience everyone hang on every word that he said bare minimum
00:36:38You like if Sean Watson has an MVP types year even with an MVP type year the rest of locker room likes Jameis more
00:36:46Yeah, like no matter what you have a backup quarterback that is liked more the whole building correct Jameis more correct
00:36:53Which and he doesn't have all that baggage that to Sean has correct the history great
00:36:58Facts good good back back. Thank you. Was that the last tweet you saw?
00:37:03No, no, that's good. Who's back Hank? It's great. Who's back? Thank you. We do your Johnston. Thank you
00:37:08It's back is I thought your who's back was gonna be elevators
00:37:13No, no elevators. We did get stuck in an elevator. Oh tell I
00:37:18We were just going down we had too many people in the elevator was max in it max was not in I was not
00:37:24Bullshit, that was a bullshit question. I was not in the elevator. I just asked I got down safely
00:37:28I got down safely wait, so you how many people did you get in the elevator? It was probably like 15
00:37:32I think it's like a
00:37:342,000 weight limit we had a couple and no max couple big boys. Oh a couple football players former football players quigs
00:37:42Oh
00:37:45Whoa
00:37:46Quiggies allowed to get fucking shots Hank you were in there, too
00:37:48I wasn't there and I was like, oh, yeah, we're good
00:37:51Let's just squeeze on and then we got to the first floor and then you just felt it go even lower
00:37:55Wait, it was a right down to the first floor got down to the floor and then it dropped
00:37:58Oh, oh you sank too low
00:38:00So they had to open the door took like 10-15 minutes and then we had to basically climb out
00:38:05Onto the first. Yeah, it was a Thrice and Krupp elevator. I know it wasn't a notice
00:38:10Otis would never malfunction like that. So Hank answer me this had you been drinking alcohol before this? Yes. Okay, so
00:38:16Yeah, I would imagine if you're stuck in elevator with 15 people that had been drinking not max not max
00:38:23Some somebody had to go to the bathroom at some point, right?
00:38:27No, it wasn't it hadn't got that point. Everyone was everyone was pretty chill. No one was freaking out
00:38:31You know, we were squeezed in pretty tight
00:38:34It was a nightmare. It was good. It was good vibes
00:38:36I think it if it went another like 10 minutes and you know, some people might have been like
00:38:41Claustrophobic or you know had to pee but it wasn't too too bad. I'm just so mad that Max wasn't on that elevator
00:38:46Did you get some tunes going? I was playing some music. Yeah, what's good elevator music Billy strings?
00:38:53Yeah, you're obsessed. Oh, well, that was just what was on my Spotify being played. So I just you know, press play
00:38:59We also were playing it. We're playing a
00:39:02great playlist
00:39:04Via I think you you asked for it. I just looked it up on Spotify. The players is called just Vietnam War music
00:39:09Yeah, yeah, I was watching the planes at Hank's place and they brought the helicopters out
00:39:13So we got a blast fortunate song. Yeah, it's a must but it's a great playlist. I've been playing it all day
00:39:18nice
00:39:20You've got a little mini Vietnam going on in your brain right now. That's all it's a constant Vietnam in my brain
00:39:27I just try to avoid
00:39:30Yeah, a lot of resources no one's winning. Mm-hmm. All right that elevators being I've been stuck in one elevator in my life
00:39:37It was brutal. It's just like
00:39:40That first five minutes like are we getting out? Are we never getting out?
00:39:44And then you realize you're probably gonna be fine. Yeah, it's called the fire department
00:39:48No, it wasn't I wasn't that worried about it until once we got out
00:39:52I was like, oh that was kind of bad
00:39:53Like you had to step so you would what if you got caught when you were stepping up or yeah
00:39:59If you're stepping up and the thing came down, yeah, that's not even bad. Yeah, we've been real bad. We're gonna shame
00:40:05Okay, PFT your who's back my who's back of the week is the Indianapolis Colts. Yeah, they just redid Lucas Oil Stadium
00:40:12They did some renovations to it some major renovations to the point where I don't think they could open up the roof
00:40:17They opened up the window and they were trying to open the roof up
00:40:20But they couldn't I guess they've taken some things down from the stadium and the stadium roof is not used to being open in this
00:40:27new configuration
00:40:28One of the things they took down
00:40:30Was sent to our office. Mm-hmm. It's a piece of NFL history to say lightly
00:40:36Jim Irsay
00:40:37Specially packaged up and sent over first of all, very nice letter. Yes for myself and big cat normal signature totally cool signature
00:40:44Referred to as mr. Cat and mr. Comments
00:40:46I like that touch and he added in a little line about sometimes it takes a real friend to tell you when you're pissing in
00:40:51The wind. Yep, so we opened up the package and what's inside?
00:40:56but the
00:40:572014
00:40:58AFC finalists banner the one that was hanging up in Lucas Oil Stadium
00:41:02So we have that here at Barstool HQ the deflate gate game. It's the deflate gate game that Hank actually is responsible for that banner
00:41:09Yes, and arrested because of that banner
00:41:11Yeah that you can't tell the story of the NFL without the 2014 Colts AFC finalists banner
00:41:16We've had a lot of fun with that banner over the years. I think memes has made like 70 photoshops of it
00:41:23And now it's ours and we got to figure out a place to hang it up. We own it. We own it
00:41:27But thank you to mr.
00:41:28Ursa credible Colts never in a million years
00:41:30I knew that there was a package coming from them
00:41:32Never in a million years did I think it was going to be that banner?
00:41:35No, so we tried to find a place to hang it up in the office
00:41:38It's so big that there's maybe one or two places we can hang up, but we have to figure out a good place for it
00:41:44Yeah, we do
00:41:45It's an incredible gift. It is a piece of NFL history. Thank you to mr.
00:41:49Ursa also very funny way to like rid yourself of that
00:41:53Yeah, cuz like putting it back up you really can't do it's been mocked a lot but to send it to us
00:41:58It's like we have it now
00:41:59Yeah, TJ had a very good suggestion which was to get Christian you check to make jackets out of it
00:42:04Yeah, I want to I want to upholster reupholster. I like that. I'd all of any woodhead
00:42:09Just turn it into the banner on the inside the entire inside of Vanny Woodhead is just the banner
00:42:13What if we just got in touch with Darren Revell and clit and had him cut it up and then make trading cards?
00:42:19Probably the actual pieces of the banner on it. We also had a
00:42:24Speaking the Colts my new favorite NFL fan. I didn't know this guy
00:42:28He apparently he's like, I don't know Colts fans know he is flow with Seth. Yeah makes a
00:42:35music video before every game
00:42:38Including preseason games. I'm gonna play you flow assess
00:42:4130-seconds his his preseason music video for
00:42:45The Broncos first the Colts preseason week one shout out this guy. We need to maybe get him to do a custom song for us
00:42:53The name really did a the name does it for me? I was horrible. What are you talking about?
00:42:58That was awesome football fan Hank. That's a football guy through and through he makes a custom song for every game
00:43:04I like to deliver. Let's show him with the real horses
00:43:07The name was everything they did the name went like you're kind of listening to it like I don't know
00:43:12I don't know then the name hits you like this guy rock. I think Hank had already written him off after the opening line
00:43:16I was sad Hank. Yeah, take it back. So a little slow with Seth is the man
00:43:21Flow Seth is the man say it
00:43:23No, okay
00:43:25He can do better. He can do better. I don't know sour. It was week one. It's preseason for flow with Seth, too
00:43:31That's facts get used to it
00:43:34I was thinking if they tried to auction off that banner
00:43:38How much it would go for and then I realized we'd probably be the only ones that would bid on. Yeah, we were just we
00:43:43Yeah, we dropped the price up. Yeah. Yeah, awesome gift. Awesome gift. Did you guys like flow with Seth?
00:43:50Love them. Okay good a voice of an angel. Yep
00:43:54Yeah, we gotta I think the banner I think we put it behind the video board. Yeah, it needs to be somewhere prominent
00:44:00That's what I was thinking too, but but that's pretty prominent. Yeah, you walk in and you see it. I just love it
00:44:06I look at it and I smile. Yeah, it does need to be hung up
00:44:09I want to see it all the time. It's probably the nicest gift I've ever gotten in my entire life. Yeah
00:44:14Yeah, probably. Yeah, think about it. Yeah, what could top that? Oh, they're trying to figure out a thing and put it up
00:44:20We're trying to think of if we can make it our entire booth. It's way way too big
00:44:23No, but they could do it like all the way around and like even on top. Well, yeah
00:44:27No, but I could like everyone would do that in their dorm room trying to be cool put the flag little draped down. Yes
00:44:35Like get the vibes, right? If we I think I'm jealous it it. No, I want to find a good play
00:44:42I'm just telling you because I got to lay eyes on this thing when it was unfurled
00:44:45It's way too big for that room. But what if we what if we wrapped it where it like was on every single?
00:44:50Yeah, I'm thinking like completely all the way around. I still think you'd be too though even in front of the glass
00:44:58I can live with that
00:45:00We should give it a try. We should give it a try to see on the room
00:45:03okay, my who's back the week is a PGA tour because
00:45:08Graham McDowell on the live got one game one week suspension
00:45:15For using nasal decongestant, that's what he said. Yeah, he said that it was Vicks
00:45:20Yeah, it was Vicks banned substance either way. I was shocked to know does this count for announcers too?
00:45:25Cuz Jake might be yeah trouble big time. Yeah, but I was shocked to know that live had a steroid
00:45:31I thought that was the entire point. It was like hey, Dustin Johnson come play on our tour, right?
00:45:36You're good. So the PGA tour is back. Yeah, like this is bad for the live
00:45:39You can't you have to you you have no rules you play golf with shorts
00:45:43I'm pretty sure that they could say they could sweep this under the rug if you who is it Graham McDowell Graham McDowell?
00:45:48Yeah, if it was somebody not named Graham McDowell who's made the money the next event
00:45:52Is the live Chicago event, maybe we should go out with the big asterix poster board, I'm gonna use so much nasal spray
00:45:58I am I can't believe you took away the game. We love wait. Is that that's the next event. That's the next well
00:46:04He's suspended from the next event. Okay, then the next event he can play in is the live Chicago event. But yeah
00:46:11When they said golf but louder, I didn't think it was gonna have you know, Vicks vapor rub was gonna be included
00:46:16Yeah, just fucked up. Yeah, they should you should if you're the live tour make everything legal
00:46:20Yeah, have it be steroids, but golf right tackling. Yes in a football and football and then I won
00:46:27And then your championship game under yard February. Yeah. Yeah, you redo the the tee shot at the beginning
00:46:33I mean they make it very confusing where nobody knows what's going on. They definitely will try to create a football league
00:46:38I'm in Saudis more football. Yeah
00:46:42All right, Huey your who's back of the week my who's back the good old quarterback controversy. We
00:46:49Perfect time of year for that. I think right now in New England and Denver
00:46:54Maybe a little you know a little talk about it happening in Tennessee. Maybe Oh
00:46:59Just just a good it's always the mid-tier teams
00:47:02It's never it's never, you know, the top tier Super Bowl winning potential teams or in quarterback controversies
00:47:08But the quarterback who could be a controversy could come out, you know, like a Russell Wilson and Matt Flynn situation
00:47:15Yeah, there could be a guy who comes out of this
00:47:17So it doesn't mean that you know, they're gonna be a guy this year
00:47:21But this could be a future thing, especially for the Patriots or this is the season
00:47:26This is the time when we all yeah, and I feel like in Denver
00:47:29At least Sean Payton has said so many nice things about Bo Nix
00:47:32You know how coaches don't really give a shit what you do in the preseason
00:47:35Yeah, Sean Payton probably felt like he had to let Bo Nix have a great performance
00:47:40So you probably scheme some shit up for that's so he didn't look like an idiot. That's a reputation pick. Yes
00:47:45His reputation is on the line
00:47:47I think the same with pet pennecks
00:47:50Although Kirk is gonna be the starter. But yeah, it is fun having this time of year. Well, it's fun being on the other side
00:47:56Yeah, there's I don't have a quarterback. Oh controversy here. It's fucking as much as I love Tyson Bayesian. There is no God
00:48:02Yeah, there's I literally have no other good quarterbacks. Yeah, there was the year that the Bears brought in
00:48:08We brought in foals and Andy Dalton. That was sad. That was the saddest quarterback
00:48:13Whiskey by the way, we should have said foals happy retirement. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't mention on Friday Hank
00:48:23None
00:48:25You can't think of one no, come on you know game so game was cool
00:48:31You remember we threw that? I don't know if he was a quarterback. Wait, he didn't throw it
00:48:34Fuck him. Didn't he didn't he at one point catch a ball in the Super Bowl?
00:48:39Was in the same game that Tom Brady didn't catch a ball where he dropped it that seems like a very special play
00:48:45It does seem special. Hmm
00:48:47max
00:48:49Yeah, no, I I like that play max. What uh, where does Nick Foles rank for you all-time Eagles?
00:48:56Top five top five top five. Yeah for sure. I mean, yeah, I guess that makes sense for sure without a doubt
00:49:03He didn't play long enough to be number one more than hurts. Yeah
00:49:07He won a Super Bowl he did yes, right right now
00:49:12Full career for Nick Foles. Yeah, Nick Foles not a Hall of Famer
00:49:16But he did have that one season where he like a magical season
00:49:20We should do him out Rushmore of guys that had like we had two magical season
00:49:24Yeah, he had the one season that people to and to was it 22 touchdowns to two interceptions. It was crazy
00:49:29Yeah, but he couldn't throw a pick that year. Yeah, but no one thought yeah. Yeah, and then we traded for Sam Bradford
00:49:35Yeah, but he he had let's see Nick Foles Super Bowl and oh, this is he's got 87 million
00:49:43In the bank cash. He made the snow game
00:49:46Also, this is very that's on me very depressing because I just pulled up his earnings. I was at that game
00:49:53He his birthday is January 20th 1989. Oh, no, I
00:49:59Thought that was what my if you listen back when I said, oh that was because I saw in 1989
00:50:04I was like he just retired and he's four years younger than us. If you had asked me I would have said 1983
00:50:11He seemed so old right damn it flows as old as fuck Oh
00:50:17Actually, I was thinking about this
00:50:19side tangent
00:50:20If LeBron wanted to how long do you think you play? So he's he's embracing the gray thing
00:50:27I don't know if it's a Paris deal where he's like
00:50:29I'm gonna let my beard grow out and have it be gray. So everyone sees how gray I am
00:50:32Yeah, old old King still reigns that type of thing
00:50:37But based on the way that he played
00:50:39If he if his if his steroid guy is still around I think I will get to the steroid Mount Rushmore
00:50:45I think he could play another
00:50:47Five years, but but hold on
00:50:49I asked that incorrectly if he embraced being like I'm not gonna be LeBron James
00:50:55But I'm gonna play till I'm like not good enough to play in the NBA
00:51:00I think it'd be 10 years. Maybe like if he if he in five years from now said I'm cool
00:51:06Coming up like being a bench guy coming off the bench for like five minutes a game. He
00:51:11He will be better in at 45 five minutes off the bench than a ton of play
00:51:17I think at least five more years right at least like he it's very interesting
00:51:20I don't think that I I know that that's not how he's gonna want to go out
00:51:24he well, he's not gonna want to go out being on the bench, but he's the first time where it's like
00:51:28Like what um
00:51:30What's his name? Haslam did no. He says yeah, you know, yeah, you don't his Haslam
00:51:34But like he wasn't actually contributing at the end, but like LeBron
00:51:37It's crazy to think but I actually would say that LeBron if he wanted to play basketball
00:51:42At 50 years old could probably make an NBA roster. You probably could yeah
00:51:46I don't think that's that far off because right now he's still top five in the world
00:51:50He's top ten. I think he's probably top five in the world the world. Yeah
00:51:55In the US top ten, but still I feel like he could but Tatum's better
00:52:01What is he if they were on the same team? Who do you think we get the menace?
00:52:07We Hank we didn't mean to get back to this point it just happened
00:52:10Well, we're talking about LeBron is the magic of the show if you I was bringing up an actual hypothetical
00:52:14We just ended up back in this if you were to take the five best players in the United States
00:52:17Would you have LeBron in there or Tatum Tatum?
00:52:21But if you're trying to win, so would he stop yeah, he'd be in the closing lineup
00:52:25He should be yeah be my closing lineup. Okay?
00:52:29Yeah, I think at least five more years. Yeah, I just I kind of want him here LeBron
00:52:34You can save your legacy for me personally
00:52:37Which I know you care so deeply about if you just try to push it as far as you can and see if you can
00:52:41Play when you're 55 Jordan never won sixth man of the year, right? He like he could be I don't know
00:52:47Be cool be cool to see he wouldn't do it, but it'll be cool to see you get an entire season of load management, right?
00:52:53Just put him in I'm gonna go hard as you can for five minutes. Yeah. Yeah
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00:54:23Okay, we now welcome on a very very very special guest. It is a future Hall of Famer Super Bowl champ
00:54:30It is our grit week interviews presented by Coors Light. It is Matthew Stafford
00:54:36First of all, thank you for joining us. Of course. Thank you guys for having me on
00:54:39Yeah, so we start every grit week interview with the same question. How would you define the word grit? Oh, man
00:54:46That's the good stuff
00:54:47That's just being able to fight through whatever is ailing you whether it's a situation or how you're feeling
00:54:53but being able to push through anything to
00:54:56Get whatever the goal is accomplished, right whether that's winning a football game having a good play
00:55:02You know rallying for the next night out whatever it is, you know, I have a little grit separating your shoulder
00:55:07Yeah coming down the field do that clip. You are a gritty quarterback. You've gone through a time
00:55:13You got hit a million times. You're tough as hell
00:55:15Do you ever watch that clip of you famously separating your shoulder and then being like hey come out and you're like no
00:55:21I'm not fucking coming out. Do you watch that and be like man I am tough
00:55:25No, I usually I think about that clip or I see that clip and I just start wincing again
00:55:30But no, it's a it's a cool thing that I got lucky to luckily to have been mic'd up
00:55:35You know by NFL films for that moment
00:55:38Otherwise, everybody's just calling me an idiot get back up. Let's go you wuss but it was it was kind of a cool moment
00:55:43I have yeah, cool. You're like get off me. You actually like had to push trainers off you. Yeah, does that usually work?
00:55:48Yeah, usually they're kind of soft
00:55:51You know, you can kind of get what you want when it comes to those guys
00:55:54So no, I uh, yeah, that was a weird one, right?
00:55:56They called timeout and for some reason in my head the moment it clicked
00:55:59It was like that counts as basically my play that I had to sit out so I could go back in and I knew
00:56:04There was only gonna be one more play so I could get through one play with air
00:56:08What hat are you wearing right now? What is that? Oh Dodger hat. Dodger hat
00:56:11Do you know anyone that plays for the Dodgers? No, I don't you know, just a just an outside fan
00:56:15You never went to school with anybody? No, just you know from from the outside looking in really
00:56:20Really do a deep dive. I don't know if anybody's heard of it
00:56:23I mean you play the game so you don't listen to the games
00:56:25Do you know how annoying that is? Yeah, I mean I do yeah
00:56:28I mean all my friends and family do the same shit to me all the time and and
00:56:32You know, give me a give me a tough time. But yeah, I get it. You know, it was cool 10 12 years ago
00:56:37But yeah, everybody gets it
00:56:40Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's it's just too much. It's crazy. It's wild when he got arrested. Were you like, oh man
00:56:46It's dragging our high school. No, I was like
00:56:48For you, bro, I'm just trying to make your tea time man. I'm just trying to make his tea time. Yeah
00:56:53Yeah, do you ever feel like you don't get enough credit for doing the no-look passes?
00:56:57Uh, I don't know. I don't think about it too much to be honest as far as like credit goes, you know
00:57:03I know that they're fun when they when they work. They're kind of shitty when they don't but
00:57:08It is it's part of it. You know, I think
00:57:11Defenses are so good these days. These guys are so good at reading what we're doing with our eyes
00:57:14So I'm just trying to take advantage any little way I can how long have you been doing that?
00:57:17Is that something that's just more of a recent thing that we're noticing because there's more camera angles everywhere
00:57:22Or were you doing that like way back in the day? Um, you know, I think it's probably you know
00:57:28Been publicized a little bit more recently, but I was having to do that probably back in the day with Calvin
00:57:32You know everybody in the building I was trying to throw him the ball
00:57:35so I had to find different ways to make it look like I wasn't throwing on the ball and try to move underneath coverage to
00:57:40throw it to him, but
00:57:41Yeah, I mean it's definitely gotten more, you know
00:57:44Publicity I guess recently but
00:57:46You know, I had to do that with with Megatron just trying to get him the ball
00:57:49Yeah, when he when he retired, how how often would you call and be like, can you just maybe just just one more game?
00:57:57No, it was you know what like that's one of those
00:58:00He was such a special player such like a generational player and such a great teammate that I
00:58:05Was I was genuinely just so happy for him that he was walking away when he wanted to walk away
00:58:09He was an all-time great. We all knew it
00:58:11It was unbelievable to get the chance and the opportunity to play with him as a young player
00:58:15But I was so happy for him and I'm still so happy for all his success. But you know
00:58:20Yes, our team was better when he was out there
00:58:22There's no question about that
00:58:23But I was happy for his career and his ability to walk away when he wanted to which I think is such a cool thing
00:58:28Do you have a favorite throw ever?
00:58:31No, probably not I mean there's gonna be at least one or two that are up there
00:58:35There's a couple good ones that I can remember that were kind of fun and meaningful
00:58:39In the Dallas game
00:58:42Back in the day at Detroit big comeback late in the game that last two-minute drive
00:58:46I end up hitting a rail shot to Chris Durham who was my college roommate
00:58:50You know played a few leagues a few years in the league with me and hit him on a long ball down the left side
00:58:56Into like a two Tampa coverage, which was a cool shot
00:58:59in London
00:59:01against the Falcons
00:59:04We were down big and I think it was the touchdown I think that got me the
00:59:10Career Lions TD mark passing TD mark. I threw one to Golden Tate. That was just a launch. That was a good one
00:59:19Do you know when it's like when you're throwing like a deep ball? Yeah, you know the second you release you're like damn that
00:59:24I fucking that's a good I threw the hell out. That's a good one. Yeah, no doubt
00:59:28Yeah, well, that was kind of a weird when they were like, hey
00:59:30Hey every once in a while, they would just kind of rush three drop eight and I just told GT
00:59:34I was like, hey, man, just keep running. Yeah, and it was one of those I kind of bought a little bit of time
00:59:38It was third and crazy long might have been 20 something like that and hit a long touchdown
00:59:42similar to the one I hit Cooper in
00:59:45Tampa and the division around right like third and 19. They're like, oh, they're just gonna check it down and that's when you can kind of
00:59:50Yeah for the dagger every once in a while now, you're gonna throw a couple picks doing that too
00:59:54But some some touchdowns that get you back in a game or do something big. So yeah that one against Tampa was sick
01:00:00We also have a co-worker who's the most annoying person in the world is a diehard Bucs fan
01:00:04Literally snatched the soul out of his body. I love that. That was that was a crazy crazy
01:00:09I mean and honestly the the deep ball to Cooper in that game to put us in field ranges like yeah as far as a full
01:00:15Play, I mean the situation the whole thing. That was a really really special weird question for you. Yes
01:00:21First time you ever checked your Amex points. How many did you have?
01:00:24This might have been a question from a weirder guy Dan Orlovsky. Oh gosh. I don't know
01:00:30Orlovsky did I tell him it's I don't know. Yeah, he's just said that I said
01:00:34It's a lot of points. I've never used any let's put it that way. I've never you ever use any I don't know
01:00:38I'm kind of at the point now where I'm like, I don't know if I will so our boss Dave
01:00:42He has 60 million points and he said he will never use them. I don't have that many but
01:00:48So you'll never use I have a lot. Yeah, I have a lot of points and you're never gonna use but I don't know
01:00:53I don't think so. Wow. What I love that. What if somebody like wants your points?
01:00:56Like yeah, I mean we could talk about it afterwards if that's all your points
01:01:00I I don't want to say like I I didn't I'm a Bears fan
01:01:04So I obviously the Lions and Bears are playing but I always was like I respect the fuck out of Stafford
01:01:09I had to take that you're gonna be a Hall of Famer in 2018 and people laughed at me
01:01:12I appreciate that. That sounds like it should be worth a few
01:01:16Have you thought of that though like you are your max points? No, well Amex points
01:01:21But yes also Hall of Fame your career has been phenomenal
01:01:24You are and I my point at the time was look at his longevity
01:01:27If he has a deep playoff run obviously win a Super Bowl
01:01:30He's gonna be right there
01:01:31And if you look right now three to four if you play three or four more years
01:01:35You're gonna be top five passing yards top ten touchdowns
01:01:39Have you had a second to look back and be like damn like I'm stacking it up here
01:01:42Uh, yeah, I mean, I think I definitely every year that I play now
01:01:46I just appreciate so much and I think back on I mean we were just talking about, you know
01:01:49Plays from my rookie year and it's like man. That was a long long time ago
01:01:52I walk into a locker room with guys that were six seven eight nine years old when I first came into the league which is
01:01:57Kind of crazy to think about
01:01:59But I definitely appreciate my opportunities and appreciate this game. I mean, it's given me a ton
01:02:03I hope I got three or four more left in me
01:02:06We'll see every year is a new year
01:02:08But I do feel good and and as far as the history books and all that kind of stuff
01:02:13I have so much respect for this game
01:02:14Like I was the kid that grew up watching
01:02:17NFL films watching Steve Sable and those guys voiceover stuff and like I was all in on Johnny
01:02:22Unitas and slinging Sammy ball and all the guys, right?
01:02:24so I have a ton of respect for this game and and
01:02:27just being anywhere near guys like that in that kind of conversation is incredibly humbling and
01:02:33something that
01:02:34You know, I don't think about on a day-to-day basis, but when it comes up man, it's a it's a ton of appreciation for me
01:02:39Yeah, well, I had your back. Yeah, I was going back through it today looking at it people like no chance
01:02:43Dude he's been he's played so many games. Yeah
01:02:47Yeah, it's great Super Bowl on top of that. Yeah. So what like a million AMEX point? Yeah, I can get you that
01:02:51Okay, that actually speaks very highly for Dan Orlovsky the fact he is a great analyst if he knows how many
01:02:57Amex points you have. Yeah the guys and you don't even know. Yeah
01:03:01It's also very weird that he knows that I'm gonna check my password when we leave here
01:03:05Just yeah, sure. It's not Orlovsky eight. Do you ever tell Dan like hey chill out man?
01:03:09Like you you love me a little too much. No, I don't you know, I just
01:03:14Accept it all keep bringing it. He's the man. I had such a great. He's such a good dude
01:03:19He's such a great guy to be you know a part of a part of a team with he was a great backup for me
01:03:24And and taught me a lot. So I
01:03:26Appreciate Dan and everything everything he says you get a little bit jealous when he started going hard about Carson Wentz
01:03:32You're like, oh, no, does he have yeah, I thought that was kind of fucked up
01:03:35You know, I thought yeah, there was a trust tree thing and he he just decided to turn his back for me back
01:03:41Yeah, if you love something set it free if it yeah, I mean you throw a guy MX points. He'll do anything, you know
01:03:45Yeah, yeah turn right back around. So I pulled up a stat earlier since 2011. You have the most fourth quarter comebacks of any quarterback
01:03:52Yeah, have you considered sucking less in the first three? Yeah, you know I think about it
01:03:56But that's such a good stat. Like I can't let that go to somebody else. No, no three four games a year
01:04:02You know just kind of toy around the first three quarters and then figure it out late. Mr. Come back. Yeah
01:04:08yeah, I got a
01:04:10Weird question our good friend Tony Scheffler
01:04:13Oh, yeah, Troy when David I beat him two-on-one in his driveway
01:04:18Did anyone in the Lions locker room give him shit for that? I don't know that we did but
01:04:23Man, how is Tony doing? I haven't Tony in forever. Yeah, freaking man. He's the best. I love that guy
01:04:28He was all-time celebrations guy. Yeah, the the in Tampa Bay Bay the Buccaneer sword
01:04:34The Kansas City Chiefs. He had the loincloth. We were he was making the smoke
01:04:40Smoke signal. He was all-time celebration guy. Super fun guy. Great, dude. One of the Hall of Fame, dude
01:04:45Mm-hmm. Who's your favorite teammate you've ever played with? Oh, man
01:04:49That's a good question I
01:04:52Got a bunch man. I think like early on the offensive lineman
01:04:56The guys that I had like Dominic Rayola was a big-time, you know, great teammate taught me a bunch
01:05:01Also kind of a psycho but in like a good way. Yeah kid baller. Yeah. I mean unbelievable talented quarterback
01:05:07You're his godfather, right? Yeah, he's a stud
01:05:11He's won
01:05:12Nate Burleson was a great dude to be around all-time fun guy to be around didn't have that long of a stretch with him
01:05:17Obviously the guys here Aaron Donald Cooper. Those guys are
01:05:20Unbelievable early breakfast Cooper every morning. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, we sit in there. We're watching tape this morning a little bit
01:05:26We're actually watching the 2017
01:05:29Rams
01:05:30Colts season opener
01:05:32Why because we want to see what the first game how the offenses evolved since Sean's first game here calling it to
01:05:39Now it's quite different and then we turned on 2018
01:05:43Rams
01:05:46Lions at the Lions and watch me lose a game which was kind of shitty. No, that's tough
01:05:51Are you ever like hey, can we watch something else besides football? Yeah, I think about it all the time
01:05:55But you know Cooper would be it's totally off. It's totally off
01:05:58Have there been any other players that are like, you know
01:06:00Trying to to kiss up a little bit too much to you and you're like I want to get in the breakfast club
01:06:04No, you know, it's it's not even like an exclusive thing like Puka's in there a bunch to
01:06:09Our cafeteria here. I don't know if you guys have been lucky enough to have a meal here. We have it's it's
01:06:15Tight quarters. Yeah, please. Okay, he's on me on me
01:06:19It's it's tight quarters in there. So it's there's not a whole lot of seats and tables and
01:06:24You know, we're we're in the process of moving into a into a new facility
01:06:29So it just kind of migrated into the QB room because we're always getting notes and stuff from Sean early anyways
01:06:33So it's not some like exclusive closed-door meeting thing. Everybody passes through and so what's up? Yeah
01:06:39Going back to last year's playoffs. How how tough was it to go back to Detroit?
01:06:44And like I know obviously you have that history. You're you're all your
01:06:48Daughters were born there. Was it a moment where it's like man
01:06:51This is gonna be difficult, even though we got to go play a game like it's there's just more energy to it
01:06:56Yeah, definitely
01:06:57It definitely was I'm not I would be not human if I wasn't feeling some of those emotions even like the week of practice
01:07:03thinking about it, you know and talking to people that
01:07:06You know meant a lot to me in my life and in my career
01:07:09That still live in Detroit or a big part of the community there. So it definitely was
01:07:14You know kind of it meant a lot it was tough and then when I walked into the stadium
01:07:18I definitely felt it. But once the ball was that man, it was time to go. I was just trying to
01:07:23Try to throw for as many yards
01:07:25I possibly could throw score as many touchdowns and beat the hell out of him
01:07:28It didn't go down that way, but that's all I was trying to do. Don't worry
01:07:31We gave Sean a ton of shit for punting. Okay
01:07:36Because we shamed we're gonna go for every fourth down the fourth and 14, let's go that Stafford zone
01:07:41Were you surprised at the the welcome they got in Detroit? No, honestly, I was
01:07:46I know what kind of fans they are and and like honestly, I totally understand it. I get it
01:07:51They're gonna want to do everything they can to make my life as uncomfortable as possible
01:07:55They don't have a playoff game there in 30 years
01:07:57So they're gonna be jazzed up for whatever and the fact that it was me. I mean and our team
01:08:02I'm sure it was even more so that was honestly one of the best atmospheres
01:08:05I've ever played a football game in. Sean and I talk about all the time and it was incredibly loud
01:08:09It was we came up for warm-ups and there was not an empty seat. Yeah. Yeah, and I mean it was
01:08:15Go time from the the second we first stepped out of the tunnel. So it was it was a lot of fun
01:08:20Yeah, great game. Were you rooting for him after they won?
01:08:23No, I'm not rooting for anybody at that point
01:08:25Yeah
01:08:25I have a couple teammates that I wanted to like ex-teammates that I really wanted to see play well and they did
01:08:31But at that point I'm I wish everybody could lose. Yeah, I like that
01:08:35Do you watch the playoffs? Sometimes, you know, it's it's hard. Yeah
01:08:40You know, I'll peek it but I'm not I'm not like invested being like, oh that'll be a good matchup next week. I'm like
01:08:48Yeah, so after you win a Super Bowl though
01:08:50It's probably gonna take does it take a little bit of the sting out of losing the playoffs?
01:08:53I think it's almost the opposite and the fact that like I know what that feels like now
01:08:57You know, I've got to I've got the losing in the first round. I got that one locked up
01:09:01I know what that one feels like
01:09:02Only gotten one taste at the Super Bowl and I'm like man, I want to do that
01:09:05And then when you get those opportunities
01:09:07I've had so many years where we didn't have that opportunity at all to play in the playoffs that when you get
01:09:11You know the opportunity you you're really close
01:09:14You know, I mean like the fact that you know, Detroit did what they did after they beat us man
01:09:18If we win that game who knows what happens? So it's I makes it, you know, almost even harder to be honest chasing the dragon
01:09:26Quick break for Matthew Stafford talk about hard knocks
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01:10:36Okay back to Matthew Stafford
01:10:39Yeah, another parade yeah, yeah you had fun at the parade yeah, yeah
01:10:46I was gonna ask if you remembered thinking that you were in st. Louis during the parade, but you probably don't remember
01:10:52Did you say like what's up st. Louis? Oh, I I don't know
01:10:55I was having a good time that one was an early start limited breakfast all the good recipe for a tough day
01:11:02But you know what? We had a good time
01:11:04We enjoyed it. We as from a fan's perspective when like guys get super drunk at the championship parade, it's the best
01:11:10Yeah, I mean, that's what you should do. I know right? Yeah, I was kind of felt bad about it
01:11:14And Kelly was like, what are you talking about?
01:11:16That's what exactly you've been playing this game for forever getting your ass kicked like you deserve to do whatever you want
01:11:22Yeah, have fun yeah speaking your wife by the way, are you nervous that she and Jersey Jerry have dm'd before
01:11:32Yeah, I am she's gonna end up playing Madden with him, yeah
01:11:37He's also gonna find a way to get like all your signed memorabilia from your house
01:11:45Yeah, I I have no idea social media is a monster that is lost on me
01:11:51I'll do you a favor. I'll watch Jerry for you. Thank you
01:11:54I'll make sure it cuz if there's like some weird like Stafford cleats showing up at the office. Yeah, where'd that come ship him back?
01:12:00He's definitely gonna say like hey, can you can you grab me a signed jersey? My son's a big mess
01:12:06Yeah, his name's also Jersey Jerry make an autograph out to him
01:12:10He dm's a lot of players players wives players mom. So at least that you have
01:12:15Okay
01:12:18You be you'd be lucky if it was her sending you your shoes, he's probably gonna ask for her shoes
01:12:22Yeah, that's what you got to watch out for
01:12:25I have a question. That's totally not written and sent to me by someone else. Here it goes
01:12:30I thought for sure you would have recruited your brother-in-law, but here by now to take over as QB coach or OC
01:12:36He is known as the best wide receiver coach in the NFL. Yeah, I don't even know that is
01:12:40I'll tell you what
01:12:42I'm not quite at the LeBron status where I just get to you know, bring in hire whoever I want
01:12:46But Chad is the man he I used to throw to him all the time in the offseason, too
01:12:51He's like my receiver back in the day
01:12:53But yeah, I mean we've been trying to get him out here some way somehow
01:12:56He would go great in California with the blonde flow. I mean, it's I mean Sean just hired his best friend from college
01:13:01That's true, but I don't think the coaching hires if Chad could still run her out
01:13:06I could maybe get him a tryout as a receiver
01:13:08But no, it's it's really cool to watch his career, you know in their family grow. It's been cool. Yeah. All right
01:13:13So just remember the name Chad Hall. He's gonna be a head coach. Oh, yeah
01:13:17Yes, absolutely. He's known as the best wide receiver coach. That is what I talked about Buffalo there for a long time
01:13:23Yeah, and he's crushing in Jacksonville now. Yeah, he does good job and that's not from him. No, no, no
01:13:28Yeah, I read that off. That's from a different guy on my head. Yeah
01:13:32So what are we thinking for this year? How are we looking to camp?
01:13:35I know that coach told you guys not to fight, right? Yeah. Have you fought anybody?
01:13:38Have you wanted I have a theory that the new Guardian the caps that they wear the soft one
01:13:42Yeah, people are taking them off and swinging them at people more because they're softer
01:13:46Well, I saw some some clips from what Detroit in New York the other day. They were fighting pretty good
01:13:50And dudes were just smacking each other in the Guardian cap, but I guess yeah, it doesn't it doesn't hurt your hands as much
01:13:56I have not fought anybody haven't had the urge to yet. I'm usually just too tired of practice to even think about fighting
01:14:01but
01:14:02No, we've we've we've kept the chippiness down, which is good. Yeah, it's been good
01:14:07couple guys dinged up which is like
01:14:10You know the worst, you know for those guys
01:14:12I feel so bad for him
01:14:13You're trying to you know kind of come together
01:14:14But I feel good about this year
01:14:16So I as a veteran of the NFL for as many years as you played in it
01:14:20I imagine that going to camp every year in this middle of the summer
01:14:24You're like it's probably not a great feeling but also
01:14:27Some day you have to do something to learn like are you actually doing different things this year than you've done in the past?
01:14:32No, I mean, it's pretty standard for me. Um, I had one I had one like vet off day the first day of pads
01:14:41This year that was a kind of like the only thing I've had that's been different than anybody else
01:14:45That was something that we kind of knew going into camp that I was gonna do but no
01:14:49I mean it is, you know late July every year you just
01:14:53you know buckle your chin strap and get ready for you know, six eight month grind and and
01:14:58It's this is the start of it
01:15:00I know training camp has changed so much when I first got in the league
01:15:02I was part of the old CBA. I mean we were going to three days full pads
01:15:05I mean just beating each other up for weeks on weeks and it's definitely player more in more player friendly now
01:15:13But I also think it's just a better way to do it. You know, I think we're getting better work out of it
01:15:16Yeah, so speaking of camp how fast last year were you like Oh Puka Nuku is dude
01:15:22Yeah, I mean coop was out last year pretty quickly with a hamstring and and we lost lost him and and
01:15:28Yeah, I mean you could kind of feel it, you know
01:15:30Just physical like it was always gonna take time
01:15:32You're a rookie, right?
01:15:32Like it's gonna take time to keep understanding but it was a testament to him to be able to kind of
01:15:37Learn on the go, you know
01:15:38A lot of people need a full year to kind of just learn and then go and he was able to do it all in
01:15:43one
01:15:44Physical tools are there. I mean big strong physical
01:15:47you know so much of his yardage last year was like hidden yardage run after the catch and
01:15:52That's stuff. You can't really teach you just kind of let him be himself and and that's a pretty darn good player
01:15:57Yeah, I was gonna say on the college front. Do you call the dogs?
01:16:02Do I call the dogs? Can you use the fan? Oh like a Georgia thing. Yeah on all the dogs. They start barking at people
01:16:09Oh, yeah. No, I'm not like it. Yeah, you know what?
01:16:11I actually get wildly uncomfortable when people like bark at me or be like, yeah, I'll be walking
01:16:18Yeah, I don't ever give him the go dogs back it just doesn't sit right with me
01:16:21Yeah, I don't know why it's definitely a player fan disconnect
01:16:25We'll see like videos on flights like going across the country to Georgia like a road game or a bowl game and there'll be guys
01:16:31Just like jam-packed on Southwest Airlines. Just barking at the pilot when he gets on. Yeah
01:16:36What the fuck screaming at me? I'm like guys, uh, thanks. You just start barking back. Yeah, I need a little bark
01:16:41I know I need to my wife's from Georgia. So like yeah, I gotta make her proud
01:16:45Well, what was your favorite game at Georgia your least favorite game?
01:16:49favorite game at Georgia
01:16:52Probably two we had the blackout versus Auburn my sophomore year, which is the first time we ever wore in black jersey
01:16:58Which was sweet. We had a great game
01:17:00Keelan Johnson, I believe of the pick on the first play which was awesome
01:17:03And then Sugar Bowl that year in Hawaii against Hawaii was really cool
01:17:08Felt like we should have been a national championship game there that year kind of got jumped because we didn't go to the SC
01:17:12championship, but went to New Orleans had a good time in New Orleans and
01:17:17You know beat up on Hawaii. So that was a good one
01:17:19Least favorite game probably at
01:17:22Kentucky my freshman year got my helmet ripped off on a run QB run on third down kept running
01:17:29Smashed in the forehead nose cut the whole thing. So and we lost
01:17:33So I had the loss and just just a mauled face for a couple weeks, which is a tough one
01:17:38I probably looked pretty sweet though when it happened. Yeah, I mean, I don't remember it that way but as a fan
01:17:44Yeah, you probably thought it was yeah
01:17:45I've seen you seem to take a how should I put it a less physical approach to the game
01:17:50Sometimes I've seen you out in space as like a lead blocker on a reverse. Oh, yeah, you're blocking is it's something to watch
01:17:56Yeah, it is kind of like kind of get in the way. Yeah, but then also kind of get out of the way
01:18:01Well nowadays nowadays, I'm just talking to the defenders. Hey, man. Hey, man, easy up easy up. Don't hit me
01:18:05You know, I'm just trying to like, you know get out of the way safely. Yeah, but earlier in my in my career
01:18:11yeah, I mean I I
01:18:12Like the physical part of the game a little bit more than I do now. That's there's no question
01:18:16Yeah in the that game against Detroit they beat you up pretty good
01:18:19Yeah, you got knocked around a little bit
01:18:21Are you getting do you get mad in the games like when you have that adrenaline surge like you did?
01:18:24Yeah, rookie year what we talked about like, are you mad? Are you mad that they're hitting you like that?
01:18:29No, I it kind of it kind of fires me up a little bit
01:18:32You know, like there's only two ways for you to go react as a player, right? Like you're gonna either
01:18:37Like wilt and go sit on the sideline and be intimidated by getting hit or you got to charge yourself up and be like keep
01:18:44Bringing it and I think the first one of the early third downs of the game
01:18:47I threw one to to Marcus Robinson and smashed my hand on the helmet and got hit and
01:18:52Hurt like hell, but the only thing I knew how to do is just act like it didn't and you know
01:18:56Scream back at those dudes and get myself fired up. That's great. How far can you throw the ball still still? Oh, man
01:19:02I don't know. Maybe what was your I don't do it. Yeah, I don't do it much anymore
01:19:06I in high school went to the elite 11 camp. I threw one 78. That was like the longest I
01:19:12Ever like I tried and threw it, you know
01:19:14I read a story that you went to the Manning passing Academy or the yeah
01:19:18They when you were on the Manning cast
01:19:20Maybe they told the story that they book Eli and Peyton
01:19:23Were like we don't want to throw after Stafford when you were like 17 years old because you were just like hucking it everywhere
01:19:28Yeah back in the day. I was the arm was live. Yeah live back in the day
01:19:32Taking a couple hits heard a couple things here and there
01:19:35But no, I can I can still get it out there a little bit. I don't I
01:19:38Couldn't even tell you to be honest with you. It's probably
01:19:41Starts with a six instead of a seven like it used to but it's probably a high six number
01:19:44That's still do guys not like catching your balls
01:19:47Like when they come over from a different team are they like this guy it hurts used to be that way used to be when?
01:19:52I was young and I didn't really know what I was looking at everything was coming out as hard as I could and I
01:19:56Was I was trying to hurt people with it now?
01:19:58I'm trying to help them catch it which is better for the completion percentage people don't give Matt Stafford enough credit for your arm
01:20:04Yeah, well, I uh, I don't know. It's it's whatever it is still anymore, but back in the day
01:20:09I could I could throw it around a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Did you ever play baseball? I did
01:20:13Were you on were you on anyone's team? No, no
01:20:17It was a one-man show you have the best arm on your team, I know oh no who did that's great Jake felt
01:20:24No, just picked another teammate Jake
01:20:33Yeah a guy that nobody talks about Jake felt I'll tell you what he was eighth grade
01:20:39You know, this guy was shaving in the eighth grade. It was an unbelievable stud. Uh-huh
01:20:44We'd go to tournaments. He was winning MVP hitting bombs. Hell. Yes launching it
01:20:48Get that Matt Stafford and Jake Jake felt
01:20:51I don't understand how people don't know that
01:20:54Yeah, but fun fact about Jake felt five touchdowns in a state championship game, Texas high school record. Wow
01:21:00Jake felt legend. It felt legend and he caught who threw those
01:21:05Zero throws. Oh, so wait that what? Yeah, they were playing a lot of a lot of too deep show
01:21:11We're handing off coach take what you just running with it running with it caught a pass from a receiver on a double reverse pass to
01:21:17159 to nothing. It was kind of like a Jerry's world. No back in the day. Tyler Rose Stadium
01:21:22Jake felt Jake felt was a problem
01:21:26Like who's the best to come out of Highland Park like Jake felt ever heard Jake felt. Yeah, he's gonna be fired up
01:21:31Good for you, man. Deep cut good for you, man
01:21:37We gotta have Jake talk to Jake felt I talked to Jake a decent
01:21:42You gotta have him on the pot at some point
01:21:45We actually are going to track him down. Open invite. Yeah, we're gonna track him down and we're gonna interview Jake Felt
01:21:51So what's in store for this year prediction?
01:21:54Record? Yeah, I don't do that. We're gonna try to win a whole lot more than we do lose, but no it's
01:22:01It's so much fun to get out there and do it man
01:22:03I honestly do have a ton of fun with it. But as far as predicting the record, I got no idea for you
01:22:08We'll see every year is a brand new brand new year
01:22:11If you'd have told me last year, we're gonna be three and six at the Bayou
01:22:13I told you you're crazy because I thought we were playing really good
01:22:15And then if I told you, you know, we're gonna win seven and one
01:22:18We're gonna go seven and one after that you'd have told me I'm crazy
01:22:20So, you know, it's just got to go out there and play him and that's the cool and amazing part about NFL football is
01:22:26You know, you kind of go into the season
01:22:27You kind of know Georgia's gonna be good
01:22:28You kind of know Ohio State and those teams are gonna be you know
01:22:31The big-time powerhouses and then you come to the NFL you're like man, who knows?
01:22:34Yeah, nobody had the Houston Texans doing what they did last year. So got to go out there and prove it every single year
01:22:38How awesome was it at the end of the game against the Commanders last year where Ron Rivera ran like nine plays inside the two-yard
01:22:44Line and he took like four minutes off the clock and didn't score a fucking point. Yeah off it
01:22:49Are you bitter about that? No, actually I was at the time. I was very angry at the time
01:22:54Yeah, but because we lost that game. Yeah, we drafted Jaden Daniels. Oh, I'm I'm high. I think he's awesome
01:22:59Yeah, he's super fun to watch at least he was in college
01:23:03And then old backup mine is a
01:23:06QB coach there to David Blau. Shout out David. Yeah, this is good. Thanks for him. So love it. Wow
01:23:11Purdue Purdue Boilermaker. Yes wife ran the 400 meter hurdles, right?
01:23:17When he was with the Lions, they you know did the whole deal. They'll team watched it. I don't think she ran this year, but
01:23:23Yeah, old David Blau's QB coach. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so no predictions, but
01:23:28dream
01:23:29Career, how many more years are you playing?
01:23:32Um, I don't know man, I feel really good and healthy right now
01:23:36I know really good cliche answer. No, but I would say this. Yeah, I mean, I'm full of them
01:23:43But no, I do think that like
01:23:46There's no possible way I could tell you
01:23:48That answer right now because like at the end of last year, I was like completely worn out and zapped right and then it takes me
01:23:54Forever to kind of just get like charged up to go again
01:23:57What I put myself through like physically emotionally and mentally all that stuff for a football season it takes a lot out
01:24:03And I got a awesome family that I love being around. So, I don't know. I know I'm gonna enjoy this year
01:24:08Hopefully I'm back next year playing. Hopefully I'm back the year after that playing but I can't you feel great right now
01:24:13I do. I feel really good. I do. Yeah, honestly like elbow was shit a couple years ago. It feels great
01:24:19Now there's a lot of me that is kind of revamped and feels a lot better. So I feel good
01:24:23Yeah
01:24:24It felt like when you're going through your elbow injury when you're trying to gut it out for a little bit
01:24:27Like you had some weird games where you're like you were had to like throw it weird
01:24:31I was I was in a bad spot. Yeah, really, you know that elbow started all the whole 21 season
01:24:37I started wearing that sleeve because I was like taping myself underneath my
01:24:40Sleeve just to keep the elbow going I heard it in camp that year and was able to get through that and we tried to
01:24:45Do some things to help it fix and I had
01:24:4822 was tough as far as the ability to go out there and execute so feels great last year felt great feels good again
01:24:53Yeah, are you like us as fans? Like if you have a bad game, do you just try to avoid any sort of media coverage whatsoever?
01:25:01And you're like, I don't I don't want to listen to anything
01:25:03Yeah
01:25:03I don't want someone to accidentally bring the game up then I have to listen to their dumbass
01:25:07Like take about it because as fans we we avoid the media like the plague on Monday Tuesday
01:25:12Probably Wednesday even Thursday
01:25:14Yeah, I don't want to accidentally catch any strays about like flashing back to that game. Yeah. No, I mean
01:25:20At that point Monday Tuesday Wednesday, I mean, I'm like so moved on to the next game
01:25:25Obviously, I'm trying to figure out what the hell went wrong in the last game if we had a bad one or I had a
01:25:28Bad one. All right, let's how do we fix it?
01:25:30and if you're not thinking about the next opponent Monday or Tuesday like you're way behind so
01:25:37That's where my focus goes and I don't really do a whole lot of watching or listening to to a lot of like
01:25:43You know sports talk or any of that kind of stuff during the season
01:25:47Smith doesn't enter your head. I don't know Steven. Hey is not not there. He doesn't have any any space up here
01:25:52Hey, who would have won the fight between Jim Schwartz and Jim Harbaugh?
01:25:58Yeah, that's a great throwback. Yeah, um, I mean like Harbaugh was already like derobing. He was ready to shirt off
01:26:06So, I mean like that's an early advantage, you know
01:26:08We weren't gonna be able to hockey pull the shirt over and go
01:26:11But no, I would have been a good one to watch. It would have been a really interesting one to see
01:26:16that escalated quickly very because we like to say but
01:26:20Man, you know, I gotta go with my guy that that drafted me Schwartz. Yeah, you know, he's a really sharp, dude
01:26:26He probably would have found a an interesting way to win that one. I think you would have had to kill Harbaugh
01:26:31Yeah, because Harbaugh is dead. Yeah. Yeah, that's I mean, that's fair. That's a fair point
01:26:35Yeah, do you ever tell coach Schwartz that uh, his nipples were showing cuz he always had like hard nipples
01:26:42You know that never came up. Okay, you know you would think
01:26:46It
01:26:48Was just always I don't know what it was. Yeah, he was just so excited to coach football
01:26:51Yeah, I think he just gets geared up for it, man
01:26:53That polo ever does it talked in you know, like damn have you noticed coach McVay's beards a little bit fuller?
01:26:59Yeah, I think yeah, I think he's always got a great beard. Yeah
01:27:03All natural. Oh, I thought you guys are. Yeah. Is he on the gear? I don't know man
01:27:07He might be you know, I'll have to I'll have to get back to you
01:27:10No, we're coming. He is confirmed. We got out of him hair shot into his face. Yeah shit. Yeah thing, huh?
01:27:16Thinking it out. Yeah, I don't know. He's not eligible for the Hall of Fame. Yeah, I will. Yeah
01:27:24Have you thought about by the way going to the Hall of Fame who you would want to give your introduction speech
01:27:29Oh, man. No, that's way too
01:27:33Preemptive. Yeah. I mean I was 2018. I was yeah, I can't think of anybody
01:27:38No, I have no idea. I wouldn't even want to speculate on something like that right now. Do you think about luck?
01:27:42Do you think about dying your beard?
01:27:45No, I'm full I'm full like
01:27:48Whatever happens happens. Yeah gray situation. I feel like it's I battle it. Yeah, it's like, you know what I got four daughters
01:27:55No shit. You got a great beard. Yes, you know, I mean, I think that comes with the territory
01:27:59I get shamed for it all the time people just point. It looks great. Thank you. I appreciate you
01:28:03Yeah, crazy that you had four daughters. Yeah, and there's only two parents. Yeah, right. So who watches the other two?
01:28:09Yeah, nobody just
01:28:11Yeah, it's like team, you know, they kind of come out come in come out come in we just hope we don't lose them
01:28:16When was the last time you got a full night's sleep?
01:28:19Actually last night. My my kids are actually a vacationing at the beach right now. So it's nice beautiful night's sleep
01:28:24That's why I look so rested. Yes good stuff
01:28:27All right. Well Matthew, this has been awesome. I got one last question Chevy question go to chevy.com
01:28:33Silverado toughest truck out there
01:28:35This might be a weird one
01:28:36You might not even have any idea who these people are
01:28:38were you ever in the same room or do you wear of superfan and Detroit Don two legends of
01:28:44The season ticket holding community in Detroit. Is that a crack man crack man or whatever? No
01:28:51They had a video famous video where they got kicked out and they were they did like a press conference from like an alley
01:28:56I don't know
01:28:59Video
01:29:01Yeah, I'll say the end zone they're the best I so I went I
01:29:06Feel bad now. I went for the Mac championship
01:29:09It was like I don't know like 10 years ago years ago and they said when they got kicked out
01:29:14They said where their season tickets were so I went and bought tickets. I'm a Bears fan. I hate the Packers
01:29:18You guys were playing the Packers. Yeah went to the game sat and watched the game with him dressed up everything. No shit
01:29:23It was Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary game. It was a tough game right in their face
01:29:27They were sitting there telling me that they were I don't I don't remember what your guys record was at the time
01:29:31We had we had just won the Thursday night game before that or the Thanksgiving Day before that
01:29:35I think we missed the playoffs a year by one game. Yeah, cuz they were doing the math
01:29:38They're like once we win this game, we're gonna win. Yeah, and then boom right in their face. I want her phantom face mask
01:29:44Yeah, that's what Aaron right? He gets away with that shit. Yeah. Well, you know what it was in jail
01:29:48It was a nice toss. Yeah, it's a nice toss. Yeah, we were in a tough tough defense
01:29:52So I think we had Ziggy on so guarding the sideline at that point which didn't make yeah
01:29:58Detroit Don super fan there. They're big fans
01:30:01What like the crazy Detroit fans are we had?
01:30:06Super fan on the show when the Lions made it to playoffs just get his reaction
01:30:09And he said that there was a woman who sat next to him named sprinkles who?
01:30:14Said what time 2017?
01:30:16She's like I'm never coming to another game until they make it to the playoffs
01:30:20Yeah, and then they saw her at the playoff game. She showed up true to her word. Yeah
01:30:24What a lady sprinkles, yeah, you know, I think she dressed like a clown. Yeah, they thought she had died
01:30:28Yeah, and they're like what sprinkles alive? Yeah, so they brought her back to life. Yeah, incredible. Yes good for them
01:30:34Yeah, but uh Matthew, thank you so much. Best of luck this year. Appreciate it future Hall of Famer
01:30:40future giver of Amex points to me a former teammate of
01:30:43Jake felt Jake felt
01:30:45legend and to our guy and we'll watch Jersey Jerry cuz
01:30:50Again appreciate that's a little oversight there the minute you see that name. I I don't even know what that conversation is
01:30:56Like I don't want I was like, hey, I talked to this guy Jersey Jerry. I'll ask that's
01:31:01Yeah, we got to shut that down. Perfect
01:31:05Thanks for having me on guys appreciate it. Yep
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01:33:29Okay
01:33:30Time for Mount Rushmore before we do that. We did promise that we would tell
01:33:35The Huey story after the Matthew Stafford interview
01:33:39Huey obviously big Lions fan
01:33:42He went up to Matthew Stafford and he said not hey Matthew Stafford
01:33:48I'm a huge Lions fan or thank you for being the quarterback on my favorite team
01:33:53He went up to Matthew Stafford. He said hey Matthew Stafford. You're the first person I ever saw get drafted. I
01:34:01I still don't really understand what that means and then we asked you he's like, well I was nine
01:34:06It was the first draft I watched
01:34:08Yeah
01:34:09Yeah, that makes sense to me
01:34:11Yeah, so you know, you don't remember any players ever getting drafted. You'll remember Calvin Johnson
01:34:16How old were you? I was I didn't watch it live. He literally just saying physically he remembers
01:34:21Yeah, he didn't watch the draft before where were you? Where were you when Matthew Stafford got drafted on the couch?
01:34:27Yeah
01:34:29First player I ever remember getting drafted. Yeah, did you watch the draft the year after?
01:34:34Yeah, I was a Sioux Sioux and I don't know. Oh, yeah
01:34:39Thought it was the Sam Bradford draft. Yeah
01:34:43Yeah, that sounds right
01:34:45Yeah, so yeah, I do I get that's what got me into the draft
01:34:48I got super into all the drafts and got me into football
01:34:50But like the first season I ever watched was the Owen 16 season. Okay, so I watched every game
01:34:56So the draft was your biggest game?
01:34:58okay, that makes more sense and then like I kind of didn't know the like how the draft worked and then like the week of
01:35:05The draft I kind of figured it out
01:35:11Not a snake, yeah, but like I'll be sick if it was it would be I assumed like Stafford was gonna be like a god
01:35:17Like day one like alright, we're set like yeah
01:35:20Yeah, and so that was weird when you know had to deal with all that
01:35:24Huey who is your favorite person to watch get drafted? Oh
01:35:28It was an atomic ensue. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't a year after. Yeah, I guess you knew what the drug you were ready
01:35:33Yeah, you were Jack draft vet. Yeah
01:35:41Stafford's face when you said that he was like what he didn't but he laughed he was yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah
01:35:46All right, and they haven't heard that one before he probably has
01:35:50So many Lions fans that have gone up to him in his career, right and never once has somebody said that to him
01:35:56You can see the person I saw get drafted
01:35:58Like that's impressive. That's impressive. Yeah, that's true. He's not gonna forget that. No, he definitely will not
01:36:04I love that because you're going up to one of your athletic years and being like let me tell you about when I saw you
01:36:09On TV one time. Yeah, it meant a lot to me to see you on my television
01:36:13Yeah, do you name called I was getting emotional in the corner when you guys started to talk about the playoff game?
01:36:18Yeah, and and yeah, and you know him getting his ass kicked in Detroit like that was it was it was very cool
01:36:24Like hearing both him and Sean McVeigh, obviously, he's different with Stafford because of the time they spent there
01:36:28But how much they like love that stadium in that environment? Yeah, how cool they thought it was
01:36:33Yeah, and Stafford was I mean, we've been trying to get Stafford on forever and it did not disappoint just a fucking great, dude
01:36:39Yeah, he's like awesome. Dude. Had a lot of fun talking. Hope everyone enjoyed the interview. Okay
01:36:44Mount Rushmore time. So what is the score?
01:36:48Do we have it I can pull it up pull it up
01:36:52I'm in first light little bit of controversy. Maybe no, there's no controversy really Hank broke the rules. Mm-hmm
01:37:00Yellow yellow yellow really set this thing off feels like we're back into Mount Rushmore season
01:37:06Yeah, I saw a lot of picture yellow cheese. Thank to everyone for having my back agree. What wait
01:37:11Yellow, that wasn't that wasn't Jack what you said? Yeah
01:37:15No, you saw no
01:37:18Wait Hank all the pictures that people were sending you and me and big cat and max
01:37:23You thought that those were yellow pictures of pepper. They were sending that to you yellow. They're ready not yellow orchard, buddy
01:37:29Get ready to get tortured. What do you mean? Just this why I don't think you're equipped your brains equipped right now
01:37:35Oh, I'm ready to go. Okay, so you this one this one. Yeah, but you cheated. I have the scores by the way
01:37:40Okay, give us a score. I mean I came in dead last it didn't matter, but I
01:37:44Didn't I did not you did cheat the house is you're not supposed to tip your picks beforehand
01:37:48The first tweet I saw from you yet on on Friday morning was coldplay yellow. That was a coincidence
01:37:54You also had a picture of sponge your rules by one drop and Pikachu you created
01:37:59Yeah, that was after you guys were were you created these rules whipping out? Yeah. Hey, you read the rules
01:38:04I didn't break up you retweeted the Mount Rushmore and you're not allowed to I do that every or you're walking the show
01:38:09You know, you can't retweet the pole and don't vote for team. No, you don't read. No, you don't read very different
01:38:14Yes, I do you you you you
01:38:17broke the rules on Mount Rushmore season, which we hold very near and dear and
01:38:22That's what you do. You've shown it time and time again that you break the rules
01:38:25You don't care about the integrity of Mount Rushmore. How about minus one point? We hit him. No PFT tied
01:38:30I think that's fair. No tied for last. Hey when I broke the rules last year
01:38:35You you actually broke the rules. What was the punishment that you had? I
01:38:39Forget you're the first one to break the rules
01:38:41I think my rush more points we need the Commissioner of the Commissioner of Rushmore to yeah
01:38:46You broke the rules of Mount Rushmore way back in the day. He broke the rules, but he also came in last
01:38:51Yeah, I came in last the pizza drafts you you broke the rules
01:38:54Came in last it doesn't matter of what?
01:38:57There's this yellow. Yeah, but this is a pattern. That's what we're saying
01:39:00There's a pattern not a flagrantly disrespecting Mount Rushmore season and the integrity did in the operation draft got it
01:39:06All right, so what do you want to do? I'll just know higher nothing. All right good
01:39:10I don't mean you'd be in last I did see that clip of the pizza draft
01:39:14Which I had forgot I had memory hold so because you've put so much blame on us for ruining Mount Rush
01:39:19We seem like the bad guys and I forgot in that clip that before we admitted that we threw that draft
01:39:25You admitted that you had someone else make all the picks for you
01:39:29Liam yeah, not you which is illegal. Oh, it's not wasn't on your team. You don't ask people for
01:39:36No
01:39:37What's talking about? Yeah, what and Liam made your list? Wait? Yeah, you you ask people for help
01:39:43No, but I'm sure you guys do know what?
01:39:46It's not doing rocket science. Yeah
01:39:50I'm just curious. Okay. All right, so Mount Rushmore of
01:39:56Steroid users alleged we'll put alleged in for but a lot most of these people do you want to score?
01:40:02I got the score. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, did you ask anybody for help in this draft?
01:40:05Yeah, I did
01:40:07Billy football
01:40:09He could be a pick. He could be a pick
01:40:12All right. Here's the scores max first
01:40:1553 big say like that big cat second 44 Hank third 37
01:40:22PFT last
01:40:2336
01:40:24Nine Mount Rushmore's left, but is that it Hank out last?
01:40:27Yeah, I got first place in the last one, but memes we need to figure out what the punishment is
01:40:32This is so we have nine Mount Rushmore's left because I believe we end it before the Labor Day is the last one
01:40:41It's gonna get tight boys
01:40:43Okay memes. I don't think Hank should be yeah, no punishment. I think he should just be you should give him a warning though
01:40:52All right, you get one warning. There we go
01:40:55Maybe another but I wanted to document a warning
01:40:58Warning so like when people look back at this summer's Mount Rushmore, it says the final scores
01:41:04But then it says Hank received one more actually, I'll find him. I'll find him memes
01:41:08Could you put that in writing? Yeah a written warning
01:41:11I'll give him a fine
01:41:12$1,000 to the commissioner when people look back at the history of part of my take and they go through every Mount Rushmore season
01:41:17It should say Hank one morning
01:41:20Do you agree I?
01:41:21Could see you're I would love a suspense about Rushmore. Yeah, the yellow coldplay though
01:41:25We've never we've never done that before and I wasn't tweeting it that wasn't tipping a pick though, but you can't
01:41:30Oh, you just happen to tweet your pick that morning. It was the video. I mean we could play that game
01:41:35We put you made this rule because we have bigger followings and we could play this game
01:41:41But we don't we we play by the rules
01:41:44Like if I just tweeted out my pick in the morning everyone be like, oh, I'm gonna go vote for that
01:41:48What you say you allege that?
01:41:51I guess you do the whole reason we have the rule is because you're like
01:41:55The listeners will vote for PFT and big cat it over anyone else
01:42:00So we can't let them know and then you went and did that much like you did it intentionally
01:42:04Yeah, it's almost like you want to get kicked out of Mount Rushmore. No, I guess that was a mistake
01:42:07I wasn't really thinking that thoroughly about it, but that I guess by the letter of the law was your laws
01:42:13You what do you mean? You weren't thinking that thoroughly?
01:42:15This is these are all points that you've said you've made these laws on us
01:42:18Yeah, I was just like I wasn't tweeting it about my rush was a great song
01:42:21I got reminded of it when I made the great pick and I was like, oh, it's a great song
01:42:25Let me tweet it out. It's not that good share with my friends
01:42:29You came last
01:42:32Yeah, the anime freaks didn't show out
01:42:35Shocker part of my take in the anime crossover. We got a few
01:42:40Okay, who goes first here? I'll rush more. I go first. It's a terrible draft
01:42:45First shout-out our guy at the meet-and-greet who gave us this idea. I think this is a good. Yeah, it's a good one
01:42:49Yeah, this will also be good. This will be
01:42:52It'll be a nice like change of pace from from Friday
01:42:55Yeah, it'll be a lot open-ended ones coming up because I do like those. Yeah, but we needed we need a straightforward one
01:43:02That one that one took a lot a lot of years off my life. I think we were arguing it days late
01:43:07Oh
01:43:12Yeah, no I was there was times where I was like laying in bed and I was just thinking about the cheese the different weight
01:43:18Cheeses. Mm-hmm. And then I was thinking I that there was another time. Yeah at one point I like thought I was like
01:43:23Oh, that was a good. That's a good argument that I should have used
01:43:25I was like, I was thinking I was like Hank said yellow starbursts
01:43:29Does that mean he gets all starbursts because there's one yellow starburst. Oh
01:43:33It really rattled you yeah, no, we'll take a yellow starburst was maybe the worst pick out. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the Coldplay song
01:43:42Yeah, yep, all right, so I first pick
01:43:46Patrick Wilhelms
01:43:47What nothing I did and I admit it was oh, you haven't admitted any bad picks. I
01:43:54Say I said I got crazy with that one. It was stupid
01:43:57Yeah, I got sometimes in Mount Rushmore
01:44:01I know the PFT can back me up
01:44:02But sometimes you just like you just throw one and you're like, whoops. That was a mistake. I do it all the time
01:44:08Probably sure this happens where you just say it out loud and they're like fuck. I wish I had that back
01:44:12I wish I've said ice cream sandwich in the sandwich draft
01:44:15It's a delicious sandwich, but it was a bad pick
01:44:17But that's it happens every Mount Rushmore season where it's just like you just lose your mind in the middle of a draft
01:44:22Someone makes a good pick you panic Patrick my home's kids. I should have said meatball and pizza
01:44:28Yeah, didn't okay, okay my turn yeah first I will go with I
01:44:35Think steroids, I think one person I think Barry Bonds. Yep. Okay. Good pick. That's good one
01:44:39Yeah, that was that was a good one one. There's there are a lot of good picks, but that's the one one
01:44:44I think yeah, I still have my one one, but I had I had bonds as one two
01:44:48It was they can take oh, oh good pick steroids guy
01:44:51He's he's like the Johnny Appleseed of steroids for major league baseball taught everyone how to use it
01:44:56Yep, the bash brothers. He looked like a like a
01:45:00Like beached whale he was on so many steroids when he boxed Billy
01:45:04Jose can say cuz gotta be one one. Yeah, all right, so I'll just stay
01:45:09consistent here
01:45:11Mark McGuire broke the home run record that was steroid City. He was also the tip of the
01:45:18The whole thing when they found the Andro great intro. Yeah genius move on his part. Yeah, by the way
01:45:23We don't talk about that's PR 101. Yeah, you leave a bottle of legal steroids in your locker
01:45:28So people talk about that and then that's the controversy
01:45:31Yeah, these are the I would say these are like the faces those are the three faces of steroids. Yep
01:45:36Three. Yeah, the three pimply backs of steroids. Yeah, Mark McGuire
01:45:39He captured I I also we should have said before we got no problem with any of these, right?
01:45:46We like Sarah they all should be in the Hall of Fame. Like it's not a judgment. I can say go
01:45:51No, his numbers probably aren't there. Yeah, he lost Billy football. Well, yeah, that's that's taken out
01:45:56That's the number one thing that why he shouldn't be in the hall. Yeah, Mark McGuire Barry Bonds
01:46:00They should be in the Hall of Fame. All right, Hank. I'm gonna go with
01:46:04Lance Armstrong good pick
01:46:07And
01:46:09Then I will go
01:46:13Tough see fourth at four such a good spot. It is or as good bangers back. Yeah
01:46:19But then things are gonna be pretty thin you get yeah, there's a there's a wall like one one's a tough spot for this draft
01:46:24Yeah
01:46:28Brian Cushin, ooh
01:46:30Okay
01:46:31Interesting. I had him on my list. He was much further down on my list, but I had him I like it
01:46:35I actually don't know. I'm gonna take my next pick that I was planning on I would have even taken him one my first pick
01:46:41Because he is also
01:46:44Mr. Steroid
01:46:45Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, I thought about him at one one
01:46:48I mean, he's like he actually also the way he talks about stories is very funny. He's like I was prescribed by a doctor
01:46:55Mm-hmm. So what like now all these guys are doing steroids and it's bad. Yep
01:47:00But he was just he was just right not he was and I mean all his just he's a icon
01:47:06Make you feel good about Brian Cushing
01:47:11He's on my he's on my others
01:47:16I did have him. I had him as fourth round value. He's on my others
01:47:20I mean he was roided out
01:47:22He was and and I think it was a combination of like, you know
01:47:25The arms with him screaming all the time with his bloody face. Yeah
01:47:30It's a good pick good pick
01:47:35Staring through my soul right now. He just are you mad? Are you mad at me?
01:47:40He took Coldplay again. I feel good. I feel good
01:47:46Okay, I am Lance was a good pick. Thank you. Lance was it?
01:47:49We had no brain around had to go in the for absolute no-brainer for Lance
01:47:53All right for my second pick. I'm gonna go with
01:47:59I'll go with Sammy Sosa. Mm-hmm, Sammy. So I
01:48:02Did steroids definitely did steroids. I don't was I think his head got I don't like twice as big
01:48:08I don't appreciate that question. He get adult braces, too
01:48:11I think he got braces when he was like 35 years old
01:48:15I'm gonna find that clip from this year when
01:48:19Luke and Ellis asked him if he if he finally is ready to talk about like his steroid use and he just didn't talk
01:48:25Right. No, he he
01:48:34Like I say, um, this is
01:48:37A
01:48:40Question that I expected from you, okay, that's not a guy who did steroids. Yeah
01:48:45That's how the guy did so that's like the only question he's ever been asked
01:48:48I might have to put an asterisk on that pick PFT big-time steroid guy
01:48:53And he'll biggest and he also did a genius movie. He did he did his own version of Andro, but it was with a cork bat
01:48:58Yeah, where's like everyone? Oh, that was I was to put on a show for the people
01:49:02There's a batting practice love that he's still like you can't be more of a steroid guy to have a steroid question still
01:49:09Like kneecap you in 2020. Yeah, just say you did it. It's just like, uh
01:49:14Not a question. I expected from you. Okay?
01:49:19I'm gonna go with a rod. Okay pick pick
01:49:24Between two
01:49:26Should take an a rod. I mean, no, I would I would have spent it for a year
01:49:30I would have rather
01:49:32Well, you have another pet. I know roid. Oh, you're saying you would around taking Sam
01:49:36I think I would have rather had Sammy. I'll trade saying I'll trade trade. Can we do trades?
01:49:41I mean, I don't know. No, we have the most we have the most passive. We're basically our commissioners, but ceiling
01:49:48He's just like I'm not looking at what you yeah
01:49:51All right, no trade no trade. Okay, this one's tough
01:49:55Uh
01:50:00Between two guys
01:50:03I'll go Roger Clemens. Good pick Roger Clemens. Good pick. Yep
01:50:07Okay, my favorite roid rage moment from Roger Clemens was when he threw that bat at Mike Piazza
01:50:12Yeah, and then he yelled at him. I thought it was the ball
01:50:15Afterwards. Yeah. No, he's a good. He's a good. He's the other guy. I
01:50:20It's probably a better player. But Clemens is more of a steroid guy. Yeah, I mean, yeah
01:50:24He's such a steroid guy, yeah, you got so angry
01:50:27Okay, PFT. I'm gonna go with Vince McMahon. Mmm had him on my list. I had him on my list
01:50:33Yeah, Vince and he also did the butt ceiling where he just let everybody else use steroids. Yeah, he in here
01:50:39he just was so fucking roided out that when he like the
01:50:44Attitude era it was crazy. Yep crazy. Okay
01:50:48I'll go with someone different some may say best in the world best ever
01:50:53John Jones, yeah had him on my list on Jones. Yeah, the only thing about him is he did so many other drugs
01:50:59Yeah, he did but he did do so he did steroids. Also. Yes. Yes. He's a lot of guys. Yeah, he's everything
01:51:04He tried it all. Okay, Hank
01:51:09Okay, I have to yes
01:51:14There's a big one there
01:51:16There's a big one. Yeah
01:51:19Is there yeah really big one is big in his name
01:51:25Yep, you would never pick him but you could maybe save your draft. I
01:51:32Will go
01:51:35There's almost two guys, yeah, there's actually three yeah, there's three guys
01:51:41There's three guys you could pick. I
01:51:43Should we give a girl should we give Hank five?
01:51:47Five picks now if he if he agrees to take Manny poppy no more
01:51:54No, I'll take Manny Ramirez. Oh, okay. Oh
01:51:57Okay, that was the one I was debating with with the way he got caught was very funny
01:52:00He was taking like a female fertility drug. Yeah. Yeah, and they had a system. I think he just forgot
01:52:06He said he took his wife's by mistake
01:52:07No
01:52:08But they had a system they talked about it the guy that did it they had a system to kind of get by the testing
01:52:12That was foolproof
01:52:13Manny Ramirez just forgot and like took it on the wrong day came in got tested got got yeah busted
01:52:19He took the pill on the wrong day. Yeah, he's an idiot. Yeah, and then I will go with
01:52:26LeBron James Oh
01:52:29Resting pick interesting very interesting. That's fun. That's a fun one hater of the year Hank
01:52:34Yeah, the hater of the year. Okay, probably you're not gonna get any LeBron LeBron fans
01:52:39There are many bronze sexuals are not gonna like that. All right, I got a pick. I mean, how is he not on steroids?
01:52:45Will be that I'm not debating. I'm just saying I'm not throwing a flag
01:52:49That's probably an honorable. Yeah, I mean, there's that's probably an honorable mention. Yeah, I have a pick I did I I
01:52:56Don't want to hurt our future chance of having him back on Julian Edelman. No, I
01:53:04I know where you're going and I would I would take this. Yeah, I will take this if you don't all right fine. I will
01:53:11Pay Manning's wife. Yep
01:53:18That was gonna be that I almost took it one one
01:53:22I thought about it one one. That was gonna be my last pick. Yeah. Yep. Good pick. Thank you
01:53:26Yeah, I would have done feel better than everyone else would have done it. Yep people forget alleged
01:53:31Yeah, but yeah, that was a hilarious story. Very funny
01:53:37Did it no, no his wife his wife is a steroid wife was coming back from a very bad neck injury. Yep
01:53:44Wanted to win a Super Bowl
01:53:46When a second one, okay
01:53:49It's my last pick. Yeah, I'm gonna take Secretariat. I knew I knew you were going to Secretariat
01:53:54Some would say the the greatest athlete of all time
01:53:57Yeah, but it's heart was like three times too big we've documented that tirelessly on this show
01:54:03Secretary definitely on steroids Randy Moss white Randy Moss
01:54:06Agreed chances are very very high that secretary was doing steroids. Yes dirty horse. That's why flight lines to go
01:54:13Yep, flight line is a goat. Okay, Max your last pick
01:54:18I
01:54:20Really wanted Peyton Manning's wife that's upsetting to me. Oh wow
01:54:27There is another wife, but do you already know who you already you could get the couple
01:54:34Roger Clemens wife. No, I don't I don't I don't need that was not as famous of a story
01:54:38Although there was the picture shoot there. There's a by the pool. Yeah, there's a big one out there. I
01:54:44mean
01:54:45I'll just go with Big Papi, but I don't know what you're thinking. I was thinking Tiger Woods who
01:54:51Did he I mean there you could make the argument? Yeah
01:54:56I just went all baseball, which I hate but whatever. Yeah. All right. So so Hank
01:55:00Let's play a game where we'll do honorable mentions. Tell us which ones you wouldn't take over Brian Cushing. Okay. Okay. All right
01:55:07Jeric Robbins
01:55:10Terrible pick. Okay, Billy football
01:55:13You'd rather have nah, yeah liver King liver Kings a good one. I thought about Taylor Luan
01:55:20Nah, there's none of these pop
01:55:23Hogan I had Hulk Hogan. I thought about it. Yeah decent, but I'd still rather Brian Cushing. What about dr. Dre?
01:55:32Didn't even know he was on steroids. What about I actually think that when I think football steroids Bill Romanowski
01:55:38You're old. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's right. He had a suitcase. I thought about broke the fucking fate
01:55:44He broke should have went to me last. It's still alone. I had Ivan Drago
01:55:49Fictional but like it's not there's nothing wrong with wrestlers or actors taking steroids
01:55:53We're not saying there's anything wrong with anyone thing. No, I know but it's like it's it's what about the boss
01:55:57Would you think you think steroids you think of rule breakers not just like guys like a jack
01:56:00We just take the boss over Brian. I don't know Tony Mandrake. No, you don't think of Schwarzenegger when you think of steroids
01:56:06Oh, I definitely yeah, I think he's just jacked. Okay, Joe Rogan
01:56:10I'm gonna come Joe Rogan was another one that I thought about would you take Joe Rogan over Chrysler? No, no
01:56:16I
01:56:18Like Brian Cushing's a good pick when you know, I think when you see the name Brian Cushing you instantly think steroids
01:56:25Busta Rhymes
01:56:26Is he on steroids? He's fucking swole now
01:56:30CT you sound like CDs a good one. Yeah
01:56:34Also, what's his name? Wes? Yep. Wes was a fucking classic steroid use
01:56:39He was a skinny ass fuck and then he came back right it out that one season
01:56:43Said he had over he was under companies
01:56:46He had a hundred companies and then someone figured out he was just like he had he just invested in like a mutual fund. Yeah
01:56:56Yeah, Eric Kanye he was a good one just cuz he was such a fucking head case
01:57:02Name translates to I win. Yeah
01:57:06Deandre Hopkins
01:57:09Doesn't pop I like I like breakers is a good pick. Okay, macho, man, Randy Savage all wrestlers are on it
01:57:17Chris Benoit, I
01:57:19Thought about Benoit. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's a tough one. That does not you don't want to
01:57:30You don't want to vote on that guy undeniable
01:57:33Yeah, yeah for sure
01:57:35Ben Johnson the runner. Yeah, to be honest
01:57:38Did you know that I had no idea about anything of Chris Benoit until our co-worker?
01:57:42Mike Greer wore a t-shirt that that said that had his name on it
01:57:46Yeah, I can I had no idea who he I had no idea of any of that story
01:57:49I bought a shirt for one of my friends one time a Chris Benoit
01:57:53Crossface crippler shirt. Yeah, and I thought it was funny and then we both realized he's never gonna wear it. No. Yeah
01:57:58No, uh, one of my personal favorites Ryan Braun because Aaron Rodgers said he bet a year's salary. That's right. Ron was clean
01:58:06Yeah, yeah, that was a good one. Oh, they owned a restaurant together Rafael Palmeiro. Yeah
01:58:10Yeah, because he testified in front of Congress and he pointed his finger. He said let me be very clear
01:58:16Yeah, and then turns out they did it Brady Anderson is another one that wouldn't play on the graphic
01:58:20but one of my favorites because he hit like eight, I think he hit 210 home runs and
01:58:2550 in one year. Yeah, and it was literally like 18 18 18 50
01:58:3018 it's just he played 15 years and a quarter of his home runs came in one year. Yep Jules Jules
01:58:36I had Jules on my list. Yeah, Jules is on my list, too
01:58:39I didn't want to I'm not gonna say the person I was about to say we're gonna say because it's speculative
01:58:45Who it's a recurring guest on the show?
01:58:47Very nice guy. Oh, no, very very nice texted to me Jerry
01:58:52Jerry is on the worst steroids of all time if he's on steroids. Yeah, Jimmy Garoppolo. I forgot. I forgot Jimmy G
01:58:58Just got busted for using PEDs. Yeah, it was for some really bad PEDs. Yeah
01:59:03The Blake no, no, come on Brooks. No, no
01:59:09He would never do that
01:59:11Trying to think who else I have on my list
01:59:14Yeah, most of my names are all like I didn't have many
01:59:17Oh, yeah
01:59:18Who is it? Nah, he didn't do it. He probably didn't do it. I'm so caught Carl Lewis
01:59:24Was he car so Carl had raised our lever it Carl Lewis won three gold medals
01:59:29I think he won the hundred meter dash
01:59:31Three Olympics in a row and they got me don't braces every 12 years and then he got the adult
01:59:36No one can win the Olympics three years in a row
01:59:40We didn't bolt to it probably but he's a freak Tom Fornelli
01:59:44Yes, Tom, yeah, he doesn't does steroids for sure doesn't he's have you seen his balls like tic-tacs
01:59:50Good list though. I feel good about it
01:59:53Very good about it. Who you're for again Hank
01:59:57Lance Armstrong good Brian Cushing great pick
02:00:01Man, you're Mira's LeBron. I mean, huh? It's good list
02:00:04The Hank is for sure gonna tweet out like a video of Brian Cushing like bashing his skull tomorrow morning or just like I've been
02:00:10Warned Starbucks cup. Is this for chicks? Yeah
02:00:13All right, good Mount Rushmore. Good show boys
02:00:17We'll do an open-ended one on Wednesday
02:00:20Yeah
02:00:21Get back to the open-ended ones. Tell us tweet us any open-ended Mount Rushmore as you want us to do
02:00:26Those are the fun ones. It's a good one. This was a good one
02:00:29Good one to get back on track. All right, good show boys numbers. Hey max. Have you ever got the number?
02:00:34I've got the numbers 20
02:00:3817-3 a 42
02:00:4199
02:00:5179 love you guys
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