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PAAGAL_BETA_58___Jokes___CS_Bisht_Vines___Desi_Comedy_Video___School_Classroom_Jokes(360p)
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00:00Listen, yesterday I was standing outside, a kid came, he is calling me fat uncle namaste.
00:07Someone calls me fat, I get very angry. You tell me, am I fat?
00:12No, you are very fit. You look like you are just 18 years old.
00:18You look like a hero, just your stomach is sticking out.
00:22Shut up!
00:24Brother, let's go out and play.
00:27Yes, let's go. Papa, should I go out and play?
00:30What should I play? Come on, study.
00:33Let's do one thing, let's irritate papa.
00:36Then papa will say, go out and play, you have irritated me.
00:41Come on, let's do one thing.
00:43Yes, what should I do?
00:46Uncle, should I go out and play?
00:48Where is uncle?
00:50You are my uncle.
00:51Bittu, don't irritate me.
00:53Study, study.
00:54Papa is getting irritated. Come on, irritate him more.
00:58Yes, yes, grandpa, should I go out and play?
01:00Bittu, shut up.
01:01Grandpa, should I go out and play?
01:03Shut up.
01:04Uncle, should I go out and play?
01:06Shut up.
01:07Uncle, fat uncle, should I go out and play?
01:10What did you say? What did you say? What did you say?
01:13Fat uncle said?
01:14Huh?
01:15Fat uncle said to me?
01:16Wait.
01:17Fat uncle says.
01:20Papa hit me so hard.
01:22I am fainting.
01:24Papa hit me so hard.
01:26I am fainting.
01:28I am fainting.
01:30I am fainting.
01:32My son is fainting.
01:35My son.
01:37Bablu, you go out and play.
01:40If Bittu was not fainting, I would have sent him out to play.
01:44I am fine.
01:46Should I go out and play?
01:48Are you fine now?
01:50He thinks I am mad.
01:52Brother, what happened?
01:54How much are you scolding the kids?
01:56The neighbors are coming to our house.
01:58Brother, what should I tell you?
02:00This Bittu has troubled me a lot.
02:02He does not study.
02:03He does not go to school.
02:04He troubles me all day.
02:06Brother, let me tell you one thing.
02:08You can say anything.
02:09But you do not have the manners to talk to children.
02:13You do not know how to talk to children.
02:17Come to my house and see.
02:19How lovingly I talk to my children.
02:22Then you talk to them lovingly and improve my children.
02:25Today you come to give useless knowledge.
02:27Okay.
02:28Today I will teach Bittu.
02:30I will teach you how to talk to children lovingly.
02:34How to teach children lovingly.
02:37Come son Bittu.
02:38I will teach you.
02:40Come son.
02:41Come son.
02:42You are my son.
02:44What happened by calling me neighbor?
02:46You are my son.
02:48Come son.
02:49I will teach you.
02:52Yes.
02:53He has come.
02:54See.
02:55He has come.
02:56I said lovingly.
02:57Come son.
02:58Come.
02:59He has come.
03:00This is how you talk to children lovingly.
03:03Then you teach.
03:04I will also see how lovingly you teach.
03:06Teach.
03:07Teach.
03:08Then see.
03:09I will teach.
03:10See.
03:11Learn something.
03:12Son Bittu.
03:13Son Bittu.
03:14I will ask you some questions.
03:16Answer correctly son.
03:18Yes son.
03:19Yes.
03:20Ask.
03:21Ask.
03:22Yes son.
03:23First of all tell about yourself.
03:24About myself.
03:25About myself.
03:26Yes.
03:27This is my hand.
03:28This is my leg.
03:29And this is my head.
03:30Head.
03:31See.
03:32It rotates.
03:33See.
03:34About myself means.
03:35Like when you wake up in the morning.
03:36Okay.
03:37What time do you wake up in the morning?
03:38Okay.
03:39What time do you wake up in the morning?
03:40Okay.
03:41What time do you wake up in the morning?
03:42Okay.
03:43What time do you wake up in the morning?
03:44Like this.
03:45What happened?
03:46I don't wake up in the morning.
03:47I get up.
03:48I don't feel like getting up at all.
03:49I feel like sleeping the whole day.
03:50But my family wakes me up.
03:51Leave this.
03:52Sing ABCD.
03:53Okay.
03:54A.
03:55A.
03:56A.
03:57A.
03:58A.
03:59A.
04:00A.
04:01A.
04:02A.
04:03A.
04:04A.
04:05A.
04:06A.
04:07A.
04:08A.
04:09A.
04:10A.
04:11A.
04:12A.
04:13A.
04:14A.
04:15A.
04:16A.
04:17A.
04:18A.
04:19A.
04:20A.
04:21A.
04:22B.
04:23D.
04:24Where is C?
04:25C.
04:26C.
04:27C is inside my mouth.
04:28It's not coming out.
04:29Come out.
04:30Come out.
04:31Give me some chili.
04:32I eat chili and then I do this.
04:33Then the chili keeps coming out.
04:34Shut up.
04:35Why?
04:36You are talking to kids with love.
04:37So you have to shut up.
04:39You should talk to him lovingly.
04:40Study, study, study, study, study.
04:42Yes, yes, I am studying.
04:44Son, you must have heard of Taj Mahal.
04:47Tell me, who built Taj Mahal?
04:50Who built Taj Mahal?
04:52Why? Isn't it good?
04:55Hey, shut up!
04:56What a crazy son you have!
04:57Son, learn some good things.
04:59We become what we think and do.
05:04That's why, think good.
05:06Do good deeds.
05:07Oh, you mean, I will become what I think and do?
05:12Yes, yes, why not?
05:14Okay, from now on, I will think, I am a king.
05:18I will become a king.
05:20Why not?
05:21Son, if you work like a king, you will become a king.
05:25You will become what you work.
05:27If you work like a beggar, you will become a beggar.
05:29If you work like a king, you will become a king.
05:33Okay, I will work like a king.
05:38I am a king and everyone is my minister.
05:43And this is my court.
05:46Minister.
05:47Yes, your majesty.
05:49Introduce a dancer.
05:53Your majesty, there is no girl.
05:56Who should I introduce?
05:58No problem, you sing a song.
06:00The king wants to hear a song.
06:02Yes, your majesty.
06:04Introduce the song as soon as possible.
06:08Okay, your majesty.
06:09I will sing a song.
06:11You are a stranger.
06:14What will you do with me?
06:17You are a stranger.
06:19What will you do with me?
06:23You are a stranger.
06:28Run away, he will make me crazy.
06:31He is not running away.
06:32He is in love.
06:33In love?
06:35Break his limbs.