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00:00Stay tuned for an all-new Singing Bee, followed by an all-new Biggest Loser at Law & Order
00:08SVU.
00:09All-new, NBC Tonight.
00:10Hey, I'm Joey Fatone, and this is our reigning champ Suzy, and tonight, she defends her title
00:16to the songs of John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
00:19Suzy?
00:20Welcome to the Singing Bee!
00:22It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog.
00:28Who's the champ that'll battle to keep her crown?
00:30Well, let's go and find some contestants!
00:33Come on!
00:34It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a dog.
00:40But when I get up with you, I find the things that you do make me feel alright.
00:47You know I work all day to get your money, to buy your things.
00:52Get on up there!
00:53Welcome to the Bee!
00:54We're looking for two more contestants!
00:55Two more!
00:56Who's it gonna be?
00:57You're gonna give me everything, so why don't you come on?
01:00Cause when I get you alone, you know I feel okay.
01:05When I'm home, everything seems to be alright.
01:09Great job!
01:10Get on up there!
01:11Welcome to the Bee!
01:12We're looking for one more!
01:13One more contestant!
01:14Who's it gonna be?
01:15It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog.
01:23It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a dog.
01:29Get on up there!
01:30You're on the Bee!
01:31But when I get you alone, you know I feel alright.
01:35You know I feel alright.
01:38Alright, we've got our contestants.
01:40What happens next?
01:41Let's find out!
01:45Welcome to the Singing Bee!
01:46Tonight, we're paying tribute to two of the most successful songwriters ever,
01:50John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
01:53And here to help me out is my good friend, Ray Chu and The Groove!
01:57What's up?
01:58How you doing, man?
01:59Good, man.
02:00Feeling good.
02:01Feeling good.
02:02Also, give it up for the returning champ,
02:05the one and only,
02:06the one and only,
02:07the one and only,
02:08the one and only,
02:09the one and only,
02:10the one and only,
02:11the one and only,
02:12the one and only,
02:13the one and only,
02:14for the returning champ,
02:15Suzie Oh.
02:16The first contestant in Singing Bee history
02:18to go 5 for 5 in the final countdown.
02:22Tonight, she's got three people that are going to try to dethrone her.
02:27Since your positions were randomly selected ahead of time,
02:30Dean, you'll go first.
02:32You step forward.
02:33The first three who get the song right will move on.
02:36Here is your first Lennon and McCartney hit.
02:401968,
02:42Birthday.
02:46They say it's your birthday
02:50Well it's my birthday too, yeah
02:53They say it's your birthday
02:57Happy birthday to you!
03:01Matt, are you ready?
03:02Please step forward.
03:04Hit it, Greg!
03:07They say it's your birthday
03:10Well it's my birthday too, yeah
03:14They say it's your birthday
03:17Happy birthday to you!
03:21A lot of happy birthday to yous.
03:24Alright, Susie.
03:27A lot of pressure right now.
03:29People rooting for you.
03:32Reigning champ.
03:33Here we go.
03:34They say it's your birthday
03:40Well it's my birthday too, yeah
03:43They say it's your birthday
03:47We're gonna have a good time!
03:49Yeah, Susie!
03:52Have a seat in the musical chairs!
03:55Wow.
03:57Undefeated and still going strong.
04:01Alright, Samantha, please step forward.
04:041967, Hello, Goodbye.
04:09You say yes
04:11I say no
04:14You say stop
04:16Then you say go, go, go
04:22Oh no
04:26You say goodbye
04:28You say goodbye
04:30And I say hello
04:32We'll say hello over there, Samantha, in the musical chairs.
04:37Alright, Dean and Matt, there's only one spot left in the musical chairs.
04:42Alright, Dean, here's your song.
04:451967, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
04:50It was 20 years ago today
04:53Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
04:55People going in and out of style
04:58And they're guaranteed to raise a smile
05:03No, not close, Dean.
05:05Alright, Matt, you ready?
05:07Nervous?
05:09Yeah.
05:10I do not feel good about this.
05:12Alright, think positive, positive thoughts.
05:15It was 20 years ago today
05:17Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
05:20People going in and out of style
05:23And they're guaranteed to raise a smile
05:27But, they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
05:30It was but.
05:31Come on, guys, we're pulling for you here.
05:34Lucky break again, Dean.
05:361965, Ticket to Ride.
05:42I think I'm gonna be sad
05:44I think it's today, yeah
05:49The girl that's driving me mad
05:52Is going away, yeah
05:56And you're not going away, Dean.
05:58Congratulations.
05:59Have a seat over there in the musical chairs.
06:01Matt, thank you so much for playing.
06:02I appreciate it, Matt.
06:04Alright, Susie, Samantha and Dean are tonight's finalists
06:07But only one will survive to become the singing beat champion.
06:11Our tribute to Lennon and McCartney continues after this.
06:15La la la, the light goes on
06:17La la la, the light goes on
06:21It's time for the singing beat countdown.
06:24This week, it's the top ten funniest auditions.
06:28Straight up, now tell me
06:29Do you really wanna love me forever?
06:32Oh, oh, oh
06:33Am I caught in a hit and run?
06:39I'm gonna keep my baby
06:41Ooh, ooh
06:44Yeah!
06:47A door is a door is a door
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07:19We should have all got the memo
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07:28Campbell's microwavable soup
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07:32From the creators of Shrek
07:341B is about to break all the rules
07:37No talking to humans
07:40Keep your eye on the ball
07:46And watch out for windows
07:49Ow!
07:50Maybe this time, this time, this time
07:51This, this, this, this time
07:56Hi, B
07:57Hi
07:59Rated PG
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09:28Welcome back to The Singing Bee
09:30Three survived the last round
09:32Only two will move on from here
09:35So, let's get to know them
09:37Hello, Susie, where are you from?
09:38I am from Pacific Palisades, California
09:40All right, you are a reigning champion
09:43I am
09:44And you're back this time with a vengeance
09:45Now, if you happen to win again
09:47And you win another $50,000
09:49You win up to $100,000
09:51What are you gonna do with that money?
09:53That's insane
09:55Well, the usual
09:56Pay off some bills, you know
09:57And then go out and buy an offensively expensive handbag
10:00Nice
10:01For sure
10:02Fantastic
10:03All right, Samantha, where are you from?
10:04I'm from Brentwood, Tennessee
10:05Right outside of Nashville
10:06Okay, all right
10:10Now, you grew up on a farm
10:11Yes
10:12And I heard that you're petrified of cows
10:14Cows, they are terrifying
10:15How is that possible?
10:17They stand there and they just stare at you
10:19And you don't know what they're gonna do
10:20They could charge you
10:21They could charge you
10:23They could
10:24They just stare at you for hours
10:27All right
10:28Dee
10:29Joey
10:30You played in a cover band
10:31Yes, I did
10:32Oh, it's pretty interesting
10:33Tell everyone what the name of that band was
10:35Our band was called The Dirty Little Orphans
10:38Because NSYNC was already taken
10:40Oh, it was
10:43You're good
10:44Huh?
10:45You're good
10:46Well, great to have you here
10:47Our next game is called Random Shuffle
10:49As the band plays, lyrics will pop up in random order on the screen
10:53When the band stops, the contestants will have to unscramble
10:56And sing every word in the correct order
10:59Now, remember
11:00Someone in this round will be eliminated
11:03Susie, since you qualified first in this round
11:06You're up, please step forward
11:13Susie, our reigning champ, are you ready?
11:15I'm ready
11:161964
11:18The Beatles
11:19Can't Buy Me Love
11:21Say you don't need no diamond ring
11:24And I'll be satisfied
11:27Tell me that you want the kind of thing
11:29That money just can't buy
11:33I don't care too much for money
11:35Money can't buy me love
11:38Our reigning champ got it right, Susie
11:43Alright, Samantha, please step forward
11:48Now, you have to get this right in order to stay in the game
11:511966
11:53Paperback Rider
11:56Dear sir or madam, will you read my book?
11:59It took me years to write, will you take a look?
12:02It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
12:05And I need a job
12:07So I wanna be a paperback writer
12:10Alright!
12:12Great job, Samantha
12:16Now, Dean, in order to stay in the game, you have to get this right
12:19If you do not, Samantha and also Susie, our reigning champ
12:23Will be sitting over there in the musical chairs
12:26Are you ready?
12:27I'm ready
12:291968
12:31Back in the USSR
12:36Flew in from Miami, B-P-O-H-C
12:39Did a game to bed last night
12:42On the way to paperback was on my knee
12:45Man, I had a dreadful flight
12:48I'm back in the USSR
12:51Don't know how lucky you are, boy
12:54Oh, you missed the word you
12:58Don't know how lucky you are, boy
13:00Oh, so sorry, Dean, thank you so much, give it up for Dean
13:05Alright, Samantha and Susie, you know what that means
13:07You guys are going head to head in the Chorus Showdown
13:10Congratulations, give it up for Susie and Samantha
13:14Alright, two contestants are still alive, but only one
13:17Will become tonight's Sing and Be champion
13:19To find out who is coming up next
13:21So take it away, Honey B!
13:23Can't buy me love
13:26Love
13:28Can't buy me love
13:32Our countdown of the funniest auditions continues
13:37Don't say love
13:40It is a razor
13:44Cause I don't wanna have an arranged marriage
13:49They can't take away my dignity
14:04Honey, look at this
14:06Is it for all of us?
14:07Yeah
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17:39Welcome back to Let It Em, a party night on the Singing Bee
17:43Alright, it's time to slip on them game faces
17:46Because we're about to determine tonight's Singing Bee champion
17:50This round is all about choruses
17:52And the band will play part of a song
17:54When they stop, our contestants have to sing the entire chorus
17:58Word for word
18:00If you win this round, you'll be tonight's Singing Bee champion
18:05And you get a chance at tonight's jackpot
18:09Our reigning champ Susie, you're up first
18:171965, help
18:23But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured
18:28Now I'll fly, I'll change my mind, and open up the doors
18:33Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
18:37And I do appreciate you being round
18:43Help me get my feet back on the ground
18:48Won't you please, please help me
18:52Susie does not need any help there
18:58Absolutely amazing, right there Susie
19:06Our champ is tough, Samantha
19:10Are you ready?
19:11Oh yeah
19:12Here's your song
19:131967, When I'm 64
19:20I could be handy mending a fuse
19:24When your lights have gone
19:27You can knit your sweaters by the fireside
19:30Sunday mornings go for a ride
19:33Doing a garden, digging the weeds
19:37Who could ask for more
19:40When you're 64
19:43Oh Samantha
19:45Will you still need me, will you still feed me
19:48When I'm 64
19:49Thank you so much Samantha for playing
19:51Give it up for Samantha
19:52Give it up
19:54Oh my god!
19:56Yes sir!
19:58Thank you so much Samantha, I appreciate it
20:00Susie, come over here Susie
20:04Come over here Susie
20:06Our two-time reigning champ Susie
20:09How do you feel?
20:11I don't know
20:13Give it up for Susie
20:15Coming up next, our champion goes to the jackpot
20:18In the final countdown
20:25Alright, Susie isn't the only one about to cash in
20:28Let's give someone in our audience a shot too
20:31Anybody want to win some money?
20:33Alright, you, come on up over here
20:35How you doing, what's your name?
20:37Gina
20:38Hi Gina, how you doing?
20:39Alright, think you know your songs?
20:40Yes I do
20:41Alright, well let's find out
20:43You sing this song right, you're going to get $500
20:46Alright, this is the blues guy
20:481967, The Beatles, with a little help from my friends
20:55What would you think if I sang out a tune
20:59Would you stand up and walk out on me
21:04Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
21:08And I'll try not to sing out of key
21:12Great job, wonderful job
21:14You won $500, here we go
21:171, 2, 3, 4, 5
21:22Congratulations, give it up for Gina one more time
21:25Congratulations
21:27Time to check in with our funniest audition countdown
21:31I met a girl crazy for me
21:35She ain't never cute as can be
21:40Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car
21:46Tell me more
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22:07Don't give me that
22:08What did your wife wolf it down for breakfast?
22:17That came out wrong
22:19Look, she's not, she's not, she's, look at me
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24:39Welcome back to The Singing Bee.
24:41Susie, once again, you are tonight's Singing Bee champion.
24:47I can't believe it.
24:48The last time you were here, you won $50,000.
24:52I did.
24:54Tonight, we're going to see if you can make it to $100,000.
25:04All right, because it's time for the Final Countdown.
25:08It's the Final Countdown.
25:16Ray, when you shine, you shine.
25:19All right, the band is going to play seven Lennon-McCartney songs.
25:24For every phrase you sing correctly, you're going to get $5,000.
25:28If you get five out of the seven right, the prize jumps to $50,000.
25:34But if you get three strikes, the game is over.
25:38Our reigning champ Susie, are you ready?
25:41I'm ready.
25:43Here we go.
25:44Here is your first song.
25:49It was a day trip up, one way ticket, yeah.
25:55It took me so long to find out, and I found you.
26:01All right.
26:04You definitely did find out for $5,000, Susie.
26:10Here we go with the next song.
26:12When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.
26:19Singing words of wisdom, let it be.
26:24Oh, Susie.
26:26What we were looking for is speaking words of wisdom.
26:30Let it be.
26:31This is your very first mistake.
26:33Don't worry about it.
26:35For $10,000, here's your next song.
26:38Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs.
26:42Of every head he's had the pleasure to know.
26:46And all the people that come and go.
26:52I got this one wrong, too.
26:55I'm so sorry.
26:57Susie, two strikes.
27:06What we were looking for is stop and say hello.
27:12Two strikes.
27:13$5,000.
27:15There's still hope for you.
27:17Here is your next song.
27:20Why she had to go, I don't know.
27:26She wouldn't say.
27:30I said something wrong.
27:35Now I long for yesterday.
27:40All right, Susie.
27:41Two correct for $10,000.
27:43Two correct.
27:45Back on track.
27:50Two correct.
27:51Two strikes.
27:52You have two for two.
27:54Here is your next song for $15,000.
27:58Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
28:04With tangerine trees and marmalade sky.
28:11Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.
28:16The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
28:20Susie, what we were looking for, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
28:26You won $10,000.
28:28Brings you up to a grand total of $60,000.
28:32And you get to come back again next time.
28:35You get to come back and defend your title.
28:37You are a two-time singing bee champion.
28:40Give it up for Susie one more time.
28:45Does Susie have what it takes to defend her title once more?
28:48We're going to find out next time.
28:50Until then, I'm Joey Paton.
28:52So long from the singing bee.
28:55And now the singing bee's all-time funniest audition.
28:59Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.
29:03Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.
29:08Hey, I'm going to keep my baby.
29:11Oh, yeah.
29:14Hey, I'm going to keep my baby.
29:18Hey, I'm going to keep my baby.
29:21Hey, I'm going to keep my baby.
29:24Oh, yeah.
29:27Six men, four letters.
29:30Y-N-C-A.
29:32The ultimate sing-along on the ultimate singing contest.
29:36Will champion Susie O make it three in a row?
29:40It all comes down to a tiebreaker.
29:42No pressure.
29:43No pressure.
29:44All new singing bee next Tuesday 8, 7 central on NBC.
29:47The biggest loser campus shuts down.
29:49But that won't stop Jillian.
29:50Come on, go!
29:51We're not on vacation here.
29:53An all-new Biggest Loser coming up next here on NBC.