• 3 months ago
Disco Singh Funny movie.
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Transcript
00:00Good morning, sir.
00:02Aaaaaah!
00:04What to do? I've been forgetting my childhood.
00:07Aaaaaah!
00:08Yes, sir. Yes.
00:10The doctor used to give me this medicine.
00:12I used to forget the story.
00:14Aaaaaah!
00:18You didn't tell your wife?
00:20There's a very bad photo in the newspaper.
00:22No! No!
00:24What do I do?
00:26Hmm.
00:28How do I get out of this mess?
00:30If not today, then tomorrow,
00:32Pambi ji will know the truth.
00:34Sorry!
00:36Aaaaaah!
00:38Move! Move!
00:40Aaaaaah!
00:42Aaaaaah!
00:44Aaaaaah!
00:46Aaaaaah!
00:48Aaaaaah!
00:50Aaaaaah!
00:52There's one way.
00:54Hey, Katiwati. Do one thing.
00:56What is this?
00:58Today, neither you nor I will be alive.
01:00Aaaaaah!
01:02Aaaaaah!
01:04Aaaaaah!
01:27Hello, Sweety ji.
01:41Oh!
01:45Brother, I smell something bad.
01:47When did we get the car fixed?
01:49I don't remember.
01:51I was here this morning.
01:52You were talking about the car.
01:53Oh!
01:54Then it's coming from you.
01:56Oh, don't do that.
01:57I won't tell you where it is.
01:58It must be coming from here.
02:00Yuck!
02:01How do people live here?
02:04Come on now.
02:05Hurry up.
02:06It's here.
02:07Hurry up.
02:11Oh, God!
02:13Here's your 500. Come on.
02:24I smell something bad.
02:30Hello.
02:31Is anyone there?
02:38Yes, tell me.
02:39Are you Mr. Lattu from Disco Singh?
02:41Yes.
02:42Just a minute.
02:44Tilt your head a little.
02:46Put your hand like this.
02:48Like you're holding a stick.
02:50Smile a little.
02:52Turn your head a little.
02:54That's enough.
02:58You're definitely Lattu.
03:01Who are you?
03:02I'm the biggest don of this city.
03:04Have you heard of Mr. Pupinder Singh?
03:06Don?
03:07No.
03:08Why?
03:09He invited you.
03:10Are you planning a show?
03:11No.
03:12I'm going to play a band.
03:13You're going to play a band?
03:14Yes.
03:15What's that?
03:16It's a surprise gift.
03:18Surprise gift?
03:19Yes.
03:20Leave this.
03:21Leave this.
03:22Leave this.
03:23Smell this, please.
03:25Why?
03:26You'll like it.
03:27Is it a perfume?
03:28Yes.
03:29Free?
03:30Yes.
03:31Well done.
03:32Very nice.
03:34Amazing.
03:45What have you decided, Sweety?
03:50Do whatever you want.
03:52I won't do it.
03:53I'm not afraid of goons like you.
03:57How dare you go to my house and threaten me?
04:02Wait.
04:04I'll call the police and file a report.
04:07Let's see how well your goons know.
04:11Oh, yes, Sweety.
04:13You were saying something.
04:23Keep it.
04:27What's this?
04:29Didn't we come here to get flour?
04:31Flour?
04:32Yes.
04:34Look at this.
04:35What's this?
04:36What's this?
04:37What's this?
04:39Let me see.
04:46Oh, my God!
04:47A dead body.
04:48A dead body.
04:50This must be the smell.
04:52Who put this in our ticket?
04:54I don't know.
04:56Someone must have sent it on Bluetooth.
04:58You cut the handkerchief.
04:59Remember.
05:00Handkerchief.
05:01One minute.
05:02I'll take care of it.
05:05This...
05:06These are two notes.
05:08One was to kidnap him.
05:12What's the other one for?
05:15Something's wrong.
05:20I don't recognize the face of the dead body.
05:24Shut up.
05:25They're trying to identify the body.
05:26How do you identify a dead body?
05:28Send him in.
05:31Here you go, brother.
05:32Your lions will find you.
05:37Where do I put it?
05:38It's a journal.
05:39It's not a journal, brother.
05:40It's a journal.
05:41Yes, yes.
05:42It's a journal.
05:43I told you, didn't I, brother?
05:45That the face of the dead body
05:46looks familiar.
05:47Right?
05:48Yes.
05:51Where is he?
05:52The one who was sent by the lions?
05:54Who, brother?
05:55Who, brother?
05:57One minute.
05:59Are you looking for a gun?
06:00Yes.
06:01It must be on this side.
06:03It's on your side.
06:05It's on your side.
06:06No, brother.
06:07No, brother.
06:08I don't have a gun.
06:09Hey!
06:10Take your uncle with you.
06:12Huh?
06:13It's a dead body.
06:14That's enough.
06:15I don't know what the lions eat.
06:18I've heard this before.
06:20But I've heard it for the first time.
06:23Really?
06:24One minute.
06:25I'm getting a call.
06:28Hello?
06:29Yes, who is this?
06:31Brother, what number is this?
06:33Do you want to get a tattoo on my number?
06:34What are you doing?
06:35Brother, you've sent Abhi's Lattu to fight.
06:37Who is Lattu?
06:38Lattu is the bandmaster.
06:41Brother, you're amazing.
06:42You don't even wait for a minute.
06:44Keep it.
07:01Sir, please.
07:02Sir, please.
07:03Sorry, sorry.
07:04Sir, I made a mistake.
07:05Please.
07:06Sir, why are you saying please?
07:07I'll say please.
07:08Sorry, please.
07:09I made a mistake.
07:10Sir, please.
07:11I'll say sorry.
07:12I'll say sorry.
07:13Sir, I'll say whatever you say.
07:14Sir, please.
07:16Sir, please.
07:17Forgive me, sir.
07:18Sir, please.
07:19Don't kill me.
07:20I made a mistake.
07:21Sir, please.
07:22Don't kill me.
07:23Hey!
07:24Why are you disturbing?
07:25I was talking to your boss.
07:26You're in the middle.
07:27Sir, how many people are there?
07:28Tell me.
07:29They don't deserve a tattoo.
07:30They're like elephants.
07:31They don't deserve a tattoo.
07:32Enough, sir.
07:43Please, sir.
07:44Forgive me.
07:45What do you want me to do now?
07:47You were so beautiful.
07:48You're prettier than Sherri.
07:49You look beautiful, but I can't stop you.
07:52I made a mistake.
07:53I'm really sorry.
07:54Stop it!
07:55I didn't come back to raise you.
07:57That's all.
07:58What's your name?
08:00Sir, myself Latu Singh. Age 25.
08:02Qualification plus 2.
08:03Sir, singing and dancing my hobby, sir.
08:04My aim is my life.
08:05Enough, enough, enough.
08:06I don't want to get involved with you.
08:07I have a job for you.
08:09But sir, I didn't apply for a job.
08:11My teacher knows that I have my own orchestra, sir.
08:13We have a wedding program.
08:14Will you shut up and listen or should I make you shut up?
08:20It's amazing.
08:21No one listens to a song without a bang.
08:24Yes, boss.
08:25This generation, I tell you.
08:26You don't tell me.
08:29Look, uncle.
08:31I have a small job for you.
08:36I will act a little.
08:37You just have to roam around with a girl for a few days.
08:42That means you have to be her boyfriend.
08:51Yes, tell me.
08:52Girl's boyfriend?
08:54Sir, me?
08:55Of course, me.
08:58Sir, how much will it cost?
09:00I only have 250 rupees in this bank.
09:03So sweet.
09:05Uncle, you don't have to pay.
09:07In fact, you will get a lot of money for this job.
09:10Big house.
09:11Big car.
09:12And after the job is done, you own the car and the house.
09:19Uncle, I don't have that much money.
09:22The car and the house are mine.
09:32The car and the house are mine.
09:41You made me a big fool, Sarah.
09:44Listen to me.
09:46What program is going on, MTV goat?
09:49You are talking nonsense again.
09:51Let's stop acting now.
09:52Look, Balu.
09:53What kind of a guy will ask someone to be his girlfriend?
09:56He will even pay me for that.
09:59He will be a fool, a donkey, a monkey, a donkey.
10:03Who told you about me?
10:04Do you count cars?
10:06Where did you hide the camera?
10:07Where did I hide the camera?
10:09I didn't hide the camera in my abdomen.
10:12There it is.
10:18Balu, don't do this.
10:49Hmm.
10:55Sir, sorry.
10:59Sorry, brother.
11:09Yes, brother.
11:11Then I agree with you.
11:14Very good.
11:16Then let's go and wait.
11:18I will tell you when to act.
11:21Take him to the bungalow.
11:22Give me the keys.
11:23Here is your bungalow.
11:25And there is your car.
11:26And here are the keys.
11:28Now you will stay here and wait for brother's order.
11:31Okay?
11:32We are leaving now.
11:33Come.
11:34Bye.
11:35Bye.
11:40Bye.
11:41Come now.
11:45The car and the house are mine.
11:46Let's go, brother.
11:48The car and the house are mine.
12:19You understood what I want to say, right?
12:21Hmm.
12:22Then ask me what you want to ask.
12:36Ask me.
12:37What do you mean?
12:38You think your husband is having an affair with someone?
12:41Why are you scolding me?
12:42I am not scolding you.
12:43This is my style.
12:44Okay.
12:45Hey, you.
12:46This is my style.
12:47Okay.
12:48Tell me.
12:49Do you know how to spy on your husband?
12:52Yes.
12:53Hmm.
12:56Then you tell Pradeep.
12:58Who?
12:59Pradeep Sharma.
13:00Oh.
13:01Then tell me.
13:03Has your family ever had an affair with a boy?
13:06No.
13:07Then how can you say that this boy has come to your house?
13:11The boy is not coming.
13:12The girl is coming.
13:13The girl is coming?
13:15Then the question arises.
13:17Who is this boy?
13:19That's what you have to find out.
13:21I have to find out?
13:22Yes.
13:23Just remember one thing.
13:25My husband shouldn't know about this.
13:28Otherwise, he will be in trouble.
13:30No matter how much the thief is in trouble,
13:32Pradeep can't escape.
13:34Wherever he goes on a date, Pradeep will keep an eye on him.
13:37And he will keep giving you all the evidence of his affairs.
13:41Till then,
13:43Goodbye.
13:49No one can escape from Mando Mansharma.
13:52He looks like a fool.
14:04Brother, he is...
14:06He looks like Juhi in the photo.
14:08Brother, it's not Juhi, it's Juhi.
14:10Brother, you look more like Khansam.
14:12It's Juhi, Juhi.
14:16Brother,
14:18I mean,
14:20does my girlfriend like me?
14:22She is my special friend.
14:24She can't change my mind.
14:28Papa,
14:30I know this is a dream.
14:32But please don't break my dream.
14:33Please continue.
14:34What nonsense are you talking?
14:36Nothing, brother.
14:37Nothing, nothing, nothing.
14:38Listen to what I am saying.
14:39Understand it well.
14:41Your drama starts tomorrow.
14:43You will be with her.
14:45You have to take her out.
14:47You have to take her out.
14:48So that Jassus can click your photos.
14:51Brother, Jassus.
14:52Brother, Jassus.
14:57I can't believe it.
15:00Oh my gosh.
15:02I can't believe it.
15:08I can't believe it.
15:12One important thing.
15:14Don't try to act smart with Sweety.
15:17I don't like anyone getting close to her.
15:20That's why,
15:21there should be at least 4 feet distance between you two.
15:25Understood?
15:26Yes, brother.
15:27I will keep that in mind.
15:32But if by chance,
15:34by mistake,
15:36the distance becomes 3 feet 11 inches, then?
15:41Then,
15:43you will also become 3 feet 11 inches tall.
15:48Understood?
15:50Yes.
15:51Good.
15:52Get ready soon.
15:54Start work tomorrow.
15:55Yes, brother.
16:36Excuse me.
16:38Hello.
16:40Hello.
16:42Oh my God.
16:43Sweety.
16:50Welcome, Sweety.
16:52Welcome.
17:05Sweety, hello.
17:07Hello.
17:09Myself, Lattu.
17:12Lattu.
17:13It's a little weird.
17:14Actually, when I was going to get married,
17:15we were living in a village called 2DK.
17:16We didn't have electricity in our village.
17:17My mother thought that we...
17:18You can go.
17:19You can go wherever you want.
17:20Yes.
17:21Thanks.
17:22Oh my God.
17:23One minute.
17:36Sweety, get down.
17:38What?
17:40What?
17:41What the hell is this?
17:42I'm so sorry, Sweety.
17:43Brother said that we need a distance of 4 feet.
17:45You sit behind.
17:46I'm so sorry. You sit behind.
17:47What the hell is this?
17:48Nonsense.
17:49You are very tall.
17:51Come, sit.
18:05Let's go.
18:15Sweety, hold this.
18:17What are you doing?
18:18Hold it.
18:21Come on.
18:22Give me your life.
18:23Give me your life.
18:24Sweety, a little to the left.
18:27Now it's fine.
18:28A distance of 4 feet.
18:29Let go.
18:33Let's go.
18:34Please!
18:35Okay!
18:36Fasten your seatbelts.
18:37Cause roads gonna bumpy.
18:38Shut up!
18:39Let's go!

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