Giggling about jorts, churros, and hipaa violations
We're breaking down summer fashion, marriage, and plumbing. This episode is equal parts deep and dumb.
We're breaking down summer fashion, marriage, and plumbing. This episode is equal parts deep and dumb.
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00:00What's up, gigglers?
00:04Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.
00:05Manifest that shit.
00:07Where are you going?
00:12I mean, the day just got away from me.
00:17What's up, my...
00:19Go for it.
00:20My gorgeous gigglers?
00:23I feel like if I haven't done that, that's crazy.
00:26We've definitely used gorgeous.
00:27That's the first time I've ever addressed the pod.
00:29How did you like it?
00:30I didn't like it.
00:31You didn't like it?
00:32No.
00:33No, no, no.
00:34It's scary.
00:35It's like jumping off a cliff.
00:36Yeah, you gotta just go.
00:37We've been with each other all day, which is not normal.
00:40No.
00:41Since...
00:42It was supposed to be 11, I showed up at 12.
00:45That's true.
00:46But we've been together all day.
00:47We're working on a project.
00:49We're working on a project that we're Easter egging right now.
00:54This is the egg that we're cracking.
00:57For Easter.
00:58It's a project that we have no business doing.
01:01It's a project that's very off-brand for us.
01:04Yeah.
01:05A lot of people were like, are we sure?
01:07And those people were us.
01:11I feel like we never have inside jokes that gigglers are not involved in.
01:16Yeah, it feels weird.
01:17It feels weird, so we can't joke on it too much.
01:20We're just egging.
01:21We're egging.
01:22We're egging the Easter for you guys.
01:24We did it right.
01:27I'm excited to be here.
01:31I'm going to Paris tomorrow with my mom.
01:33Wait, and...
01:34We've never been.
01:36Hopefully doing some vintage shopping, some croissants.
01:38And then we're going to London.
01:39I have tickets left for my second show in London.
01:42Go get it.
01:44And then...
01:45Sorry, I don't know what accent that was.
01:46I liked it.
01:47And then going to Dublin.
01:48Yep.
01:49And I had a second show.
01:50There are tickets available.
01:51Woohoo!
01:52So see you guys there.
01:53How are you?
01:55I'm good.
01:56I'm doing well.
01:57I styled an entire shoot today, which I'm really proud of myself.
02:01You did amazing.
02:03I just loved all of it.
02:05I loved finding the jewelry, sourcing it.
02:07I think that's what professional people say.
02:09I sourced all of our jewelry.
02:10Sourcing, like as if you dug in the ground and discovered an opal.
02:13Yeah, like I mined in a coal mine, and I found it.
02:18Okay, one thing that I wanted to talk about, which I can't believe we...
02:22Sometimes we get really fucked when we do Giggly Squad on Monday.
02:26Because sometimes I feel like something literally will happen Tuesday morning.
02:29And then we have to just froth up the mouth for seven days.
02:32And then we're like, but the pod is going to come out in a couple hours, and we haven't discussed this.
02:35And then we're like dum-dums.
02:36Yeah, and the gigglers are like, obviously they didn't talk about it because they're stupid.
02:39What did we miss last week?
02:41The Chiefs football player giving that insane speech.
02:47I loved it.
02:48To be honest, within five words, I couldn't listen.
02:51No, I couldn't.
02:52I couldn't listen to it.
02:53I go, I know what this is.
02:54I don't have to watch it.
02:55I know what he's going to say.
02:57And then the girls did not fuck around.
03:01They ripped him so many assholes.
03:04I mean, did you see the thing where it was like his mom is like...
03:08A physicist.
03:09A very renowned, has done a ton of shit physicist.
03:15I can't even spell.
03:17What is a physicist?
03:18Because my first immediate thought is fizzy drinks.
03:23She specialized those?
03:24She literally invented carbonation.
03:26With some respect on her fucking name.
03:28She's a physicist.
03:31You know what?
03:32I don't know enough to tell you you're wrong, so I'm going to go with it.
03:35His mom invented seltzer.
03:37No, literally Mrs. Lacroix.
03:39Mrs. Lacroix.
03:41But it also was at like a pretty, it was like Georgia Tech or like a big college.
03:47No, it was like a Catholic school.
03:49But it wasn't like an Amish college.
03:51No, it certainly wasn't like an Amish college.
03:54But like it was a Catholic school, but also like, okay, I'm Catholic.
03:59And no one's been like...
04:01It was literally Handmaid's Tale.
04:03So cute that you had all these thoughts in college.
04:05It's over now because you have to be a wife and a mother.
04:08And that's the best job.
04:10Actually, they found Patrick Mahomes, who I love, an old interview where someone asked him about the kicker.
04:15And he was like, I don't really talk to him.
04:17Like I say hi and bye.
04:19Yeah, because he's probably a fucking weirdo.
04:21Also, like who at the college was like, you know, who's going to give a great speech?
04:25A football player.
04:27But you have to say he's not even a football player. He's a kicker.
04:29These are soccer guys who weren't good enough to play professional soccer.
04:33So they become kickers.
04:34That was mean.
04:35That was mean, savage.
04:37I feel like that would really make men like really sad.
04:41But also it's a psychopathic position because you basically wait for the team to get to work their asses off, get CTE, get in the head.
04:49Yeah.
04:50To be at a point where they can get a field goal.
04:52So if you miss that field goal, everyone's mad at you.
04:55So you have to be serial killer mentality.
04:58And didn't they do a clip of like all the times he's missed?
05:01I didn't see that, but I would love to.
05:03Yeah, it was a really good sports clip.
05:06But it is an example.
05:09Which was sad.
05:11But remember, just because a guy's handsome doesn't mean he's not a horrible person.
05:15If I had a nickel.
05:17I think we have to remember that because that's the kind of guy that at the bar, he'll be looking at your face and be like, you know, women shouldn't exist.
05:24And you'd be like, yeah, you're hot.
05:26Have you ever been talking to a guy and they say something so out of pocket, so beyond.
05:34And you're like, wait, what did you just say?
05:37It doesn't even register in your own mind.
05:39That's why with tall guys, when they speak, the words just kind of like, you can't even hear it.
05:43They run right away.
05:44They go into the wind.
05:45Yeah, you're like, sorry, what was that?
05:46I didn't hear what he said.
05:47You're like, I think that was really racist.
05:49And you can't say that.
05:52Or like they will be extremely boring, but you're so like jacked up of adrenaline and dopamine of the plot of you making this man become obsessed with you that you don't realize that he's never authentically made you laugh once.
06:08I also think that like men in general, like.
06:13They're not like innately going to root for you.
06:16You love bringing this up.
06:20He is plotting your demise.
06:22Like he was it was so clear in his speech that he was like, I'm all of this because you guys are second to men.
06:30You need to help us be even better.
06:33Like, that's the part where I'm like, what?
06:36And that's why women stop having sex in some marriages because they start being exhausted by this man that treats them like they need to take care of them like a baby.
06:45But also the funniest thing is that Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce because I'm like, oh, should she just throw in her billions and be like, actually, I would like to sit around.
06:54See, he's in different situation.
06:56I feel like he loves that he's dating someone that's like really rich because that's just like an easier life for him.
07:03Yeah, I mean, but it's great to acknowledge your wife for like helping you.
07:07But that was some old school shit that all the girls got the ick from.
07:13I have a more important question.
07:15When you're going out.
07:17Yeah.
07:18What order do you do things for makeup, hair and outfit?
07:25Do you do makeup first?
07:27Do you do outfit first?
07:29What do we do?
07:30I do hair, makeup, outfit.
07:33I've never done my hair first.
07:37What do you do first?
07:38Curl your hair?
07:39Yeah.
07:40Makeup?
07:41Because if you're doing a hairstyle that needs to set.
07:43See, I don't do a hairstyle.
07:45You know I'm doing a little wave.
07:47It depends on the hairstyle.
07:48All I do is a wave down the middle.
07:50So makeup, hair, last minute figure out what I'm going to wear.
07:55I don't like sitting doing my makeup feeling wet hair.
07:59See, that requires you showering.
08:02I shower after I go out.
08:03I thought we were implied.
08:04I thought the shower ahead of time was implied.
08:07That's on me.
08:08I'll blow dry, but I'm not going to do it fully because also my hair doesn't hold a curl.
08:13Why are you acting like I'm lying?
08:15I'm not acting like you're lying.
08:16I'm trying to figure out what do you mean.
08:17How are you blow drying it if you hadn't gotten in the shower?
08:20If I do go in the shower, which I don't.
08:23Correct.
08:24Glad we figured that out.
08:26Glad we figured that one out.
08:27Speaking of like getting ready, I got that TikTok viral face mask.
08:33Have you seen it?
08:34Like the thick one that you're supposed to sleep with.
08:37It comes out like skin.
08:39Yeah, then you like peel it off and just like the plasticky.
08:42I couldn't get away from it because it's my whole TikTok.
08:46And it's like, I don't understand.
08:50I'm still not fully read into like TikTok shop.
08:54Like I'm not getting it.
08:56Everyone that posts like, oh, and now it's on sale.
09:00Like if I see those mango peelable gummy bears one more time,
09:03I'm going to freaking lose it.
09:04Of course, I ordered them because I have to see what they taste like.
09:06Alex Earl ring light.
09:07But like all those people that are like, you have to buy this.
09:10You have to buy this.
09:11Are you buying it and they're getting the commission?
09:14They're getting a commission on it.
09:16How are you getting to what they're giving though?
09:19Because then like I just swipe over to the TikTok shop,
09:21search it and then buy it.
09:23So there should be a clickable link of their right under by the caption.
09:27I've never clicked it.
09:29I've never given one person credit for what I bought.
09:31So you don't support small businesses?
09:33Because I know I didn't know how to do it.
09:35It's definitely not small businesses.
09:36It's definitely one huge factory somewhere with children making like face masks.
09:40And here's the other thing.
09:41I feel like everyone on TikTok shop is lying.
09:43They are.
09:44But then I had to get the mask and I actually did kind of like it.
09:46Well, yeah, like I got snail mucin off of it.
09:48Yeah.
09:49And people were like, it's either snail mucin or just like rat ejaculate.
09:52We don't know.
09:53Isn't it crazy?
09:54Snail mucin.
09:55Blip in the wind.
09:56We don't even talk about it anymore.
09:57Gone.
09:58Talk about a trend.
09:59Also, I just need to defend myself.
10:02People have been making fun of me because apparently I've been posting too many bath
10:05mats on the newsletter.
10:08I haven't even caught on to that.
10:10You love a bath mat.
10:11I am so obsessed with the bath mat because they can be funny.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Cute.
10:17And color.
10:18You have a very cute one in your bathroom.
10:19The blue one.
10:21It's a little butt.
10:22Yeah.
10:23I think because rugs are expensive, but a bath mat is small and you can have fun with
10:28it and it won't be that expensive.
10:30I think people need to get on the bath mat bandwagon.
10:33Justice for bath mats.
10:35It's so crazy.
10:36I actually don't have a bath mat.
10:37So you just like raw dog your feet on the tile?
10:41No, you don't.
10:42Yeah, I do.
10:43No, you don't.
10:44Well, in your new apartment, you don't have anything.
10:47Wait, am I just out here raw dogging my feet on the tile?
10:50That's also unsafe.
10:51You could get out of the shower and tear an ACL.
10:53Yeah, I need to literally read the newsletter and get one on your back.
10:57Do you put a sticky thing on your shower?
10:59No.
11:00Floor?
11:01Mm-mm.
11:02Because here's how I feel about those.
11:05Because I watch, okay, this is very niche of me.
11:08I watch a lot of Japanese cleaning videos.
11:13At any given night at 2 a.m., I could be at home being like,
11:17the Japanese just freaking know what's going on.
11:20They have just such good cleaning supplies.
11:22I don't know what it is.
11:24And they all have these foot cleaners in their bathrooms.
11:29And I was like, no, how do I not have a mat where I'm cleaning my feet
11:34or putting my foot into something and putting soap on
11:36and you clean the bottom of your feet?
11:38Oh, my God.
11:39So I was very obsessed with in-the-shower bath mats for a hot minute.
11:46So I ordered a tile.
11:49How many?
11:50Like four.
11:52Well, they came in packs of two sometimes.
11:54To see what I liked.
11:56And then I finally settled on one.
11:58And then literally a day later, I was like,
12:01this is a breeding ground for bacteria.
12:03Get it out of my shower.
12:05Because I'm like, how are you drying it, though?
12:08I just got grossed out by it.
12:10You're like, I'm a bath mat sommelier.
12:12I've tried them all.
12:15We never wash our feet, but then you're also like,
12:17my shower got very unsafe because I'm Italian,
12:20so I'll shave my legs.
12:21And then I guess the shaving cream or conditioner or whatever I use,
12:25it just gets layered on the floor.
12:28And then Des...
12:30And he's not good at balance.
12:32He's already wobbling.
12:34So some would say I'm trying to get him to trip,
12:37but we had to get a sticky bath mat,
12:39which sometimes the bath mat moves.
12:42Look, marriage life is crazy.
12:44That is literally the TikTok trend of like,
12:48marriage is hard, tell me how.
12:50And you're like, well, my old husband...
12:52He's like, babe, I almost fucking slipped in the shower
12:54because of your shaving cream.
12:55He needs a freaking bath mat.
12:57And then I was clogging the shower,
12:59and I was like, oh, it's because I shave a lot.
13:01And he was like, no, it's like long hair.
13:03You know what's funny is like,
13:05because we live in New York City,
13:06and if you have something wrong with your apartment,
13:08you call your maintenance.
13:10Whenever I have something wrong and I call my maintenance
13:13and they tell me what the reasoning is,
13:15I literally act like someone else lives there.
13:17I'm like, I don't know.
13:19Like the guy came to like unclog my drain,
13:22and he's like, are you showering with like a gel of some sort?
13:26And I had just used a body butter,
13:29like a shaving body butter that was like...
13:32He goes, are you using St. Ives?
13:36I was actually using Osea, O-S-E-A.
13:39Love Osea.
13:40No, I'm obsessed with all their products.
13:42And they have a really good...
13:44Shout out to St. Ives.
13:46You guys are amazing.
13:48Not for the turtles, but for everyone else.
13:52Not if you're all clean natural beauty,
13:54you're literal poison,
13:55but you're doing so well and we're so proud of you.
13:58Your marketing team is amazing.
13:59Maybe if you included me in the video,
14:01the marketing video, I would have given you more love.
14:05No, I love St. Ives,
14:06but Osea is really like my favorite in the shower.
14:09So they make this like gel.
14:13It's like in a tub, like gel.
14:16It's not an exfoliant, but it's not a soap.
14:19I honestly don't know what the fuck it is.
14:21You broke your building's plumbing because of Osea's body butter.
14:24And he was like, whatever it is, it's like a gel.
14:26I'm like, it had to have been the people before me.
14:28I have no idea.
14:30Once our sink broke and they were like,
14:32oh, you guys need to get a new faucet.
14:34And I was like, I don't know how to get a new faucet.
14:38And they were like, well, you have to.
14:39And I was like, then I'm just not going to use the sink.
14:42Then I'm moving out.
14:44Cause he was like, we can't fix this.
14:45Cause the last person changed the faucets that we,
14:48this is again why I can't be a grown up.
14:51But it's just like, okay, well, if it's that complicated,
14:53it's just not going to happen.
14:54Well, I have a garbage disposal,
14:55but it'll literally never get used
14:57because I'm not strong enough to turn the fucking thing.
15:01They're like, oh, and you have a garbage disposal.
15:02I'm like, who cares?
15:03I can't turn it.
15:04And that's why we need men.
15:06And that's why the kicker was right.
15:08That's why the kicker was right.
15:10I'll kick you in the nuts.
15:11Exactly.
15:12This is not funny.
15:14It's not like, it's not going to be like a bit or anything.
15:16I have a literal hack that I'm trying out.
15:18Okay.
15:19Okay.
15:20Obviously when I moved, I did a decluttering of all my clothes.
15:24And I was like, I hate it.
15:25I hate it. Get rid of it.
15:26I'm done with that.
15:27It's over.
15:28So I was left with what I wanted to keep.
15:31Since my closet isn't like completely done
15:34and I haven't put up my racks yet for like all my clothes
15:36because I'm waiting for this certain kind that I want to come in.
15:40All of my clothes are on like individual racks.
15:43So I probably have like five individual racks that they're all on.
15:47So when I wear something now,
15:49I've started to put it at the very end of the rack
15:53so that when I go to hang up all my clothes,
15:56I'll know that at the opposite end is shit I haven't worn
15:59in at least like two months.
16:01Do I really still need it?
16:03Wow.
16:04So like when you go to clean your closet out once a year or twice a year,
16:08if you do that throughout the year,
16:10the shit at the very end, you'll already know.
16:13Like I never wear this.
16:14Get rid of it.
16:15That is so good.
16:17That is so, so fucking good.
16:18And people, I've heard this hack before in terms of like,
16:21oh, when you put it back in your closet,
16:22turn the way the hanger is so that you know.
16:25Oh.
16:26But I always like forgot to do it.
16:28I was like, I'm always perpetually trying to do that.
16:30Yeah.
16:31But then I like started doing this
16:32and I'm like, wait, this is so easy.
16:33I think it also comes with as you get older,
16:35you start knowing who you are because I used to keep clothes to be like,
16:39maybe I'll be that girl one day.
16:42Wait.
16:43You know?
16:44Yes.
16:45Like that's why I was so bad at shopping.
16:46I'd be like, oh, I'm different now.
16:48I wear this kind of stuff.
16:51Like I'm cool.
16:52And then, of course, you're not that person.
16:54And you're never going to pull the uncomfy like thing.
16:58I went through a phase where I was like, I'm done with crop tops.
17:02Who are you?
17:03Oh, I know.
17:04Oh, because you were like, I'm maturing.
17:05I'm mature.
17:06I'm like, I'm a woman.
17:07And then I was like, I'll fuck up a crop top.
17:09Give me some slutty shit.
17:10Then I was like, wait, I forgot I like to be an absolute whore when I go out.
17:14You're just wearing nipple covers.
17:16I'm done with crop tops.
17:19No, I want to talk summer fashion because it's happening.
17:23It's upon us.
17:24No, we're here.
17:25We're here.
17:26I was just figuring out spring fashion and now we're here.
17:28It's very overwhelming.
17:29I'm wearing the tube tops.
17:31I'm wearing fun sets.
17:33I'm wearing little tennis dresses.
17:36I love how I made this about me.
17:37I'm wearing.
17:38It's so funny because summer fashion right now is actually really in for the short torso girlies.
17:44That's not good news for me.
17:45Why?
17:46Because longer tops are really in.
17:50So like longer tops and pants are like longer like little vests with shorts are really in.
17:56And I suffer from a short torso.
17:58So whenever I wear tops that are longer, it makes my whole body look longer.
18:01I just realized something.
18:03My enemies are running the trends.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Because not only.
18:06Someone at Vogue.
18:07So for people who don't know, I have the longest torso.
18:09Longer than Britney Spears' torso.
18:11And if I wear a long shirt, I look all torso.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Then, you know what's in style?
18:19Capris.
18:20Yeah.
18:21And jorts.
18:22Yeah.
18:23And when I wear that, all you see is my nub of a calf.
18:26My wide nub calf.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Which is offensive.
18:32Like someone tried.
18:33I can't wear capris.
18:35Because it makes my legs look shorter than they are.
18:38You could wear capris if you wore capris that cut off at your ankle.
18:42You just have to wear longer capris.
18:44But at that point, it's just a short pant.
18:47Well, it's a little bit more like a skinny pant, but not really.
18:50It's actually called a cigarette pant.
18:53Okay.
18:54You just dropped some fucking knowledge.
18:56No, but I do.
18:57I would love.
18:58I think it's so cool when a girl is wearing those long jean shorts.
19:02Yep.
19:03And a heel.
19:04I know.
19:05Paige is something so volatile today.
19:09Do you want to tell them?
19:10What did I say?
19:11We're at this photo shoot, which sounds way more important than it is.
19:14Wait.
19:15I'm still not even thinking of it.
19:16I'm like, what?
19:17Well, I'm wearing my Crocs, obviously.
19:18Yeah.
19:19And I go, do you want to put on heels so you feel better in the photos?
19:24And I said, what twisted fucking riddle mind are you trying to project onto me?
19:32When would I feel better by shoving?
19:34Oh, yeah.
19:35I'd like to keep my left pinky toe.
19:37Because I was saying, if you have heels on, you just naturally stand taller.
19:42Your shoulders go back.
19:43You're like, I'm in a heel.
19:45That's how I feel wearing my fur Crocs.
19:47I go, I have arrived.
19:48How Mr. Croc hasn't personally reached out to you and been like,
19:54what you're doing single-handedly for our company
19:57while your best friend is simultaneously trying to take us down.
20:01Like, put some respect on your name.
20:03I'm fighting for Crocs life.
20:05And I'm every single day trying to burn down their headquarters.
20:08I'm trying to become the face of Crocs.
20:10Yeah.
20:11I just can't believe they haven't said anything.
20:13You know, I think they're trying to figure out their strategy.
20:15And say knives also.
20:16They're trying to redo giblets just for you.
20:19Is that what it's called?
20:20Gibbets.
20:21They've sent me gibbets before.
20:22But it's a lot of admin putting it all in little holes.
20:24Yeah.
20:25I feel like I would lose it.
20:26So, yeah.
20:27Do you think I could pull off one of those wide, long?
20:30But then again, in the summer, I don't grab for jeans.
20:34I don't grab for jeans.
20:35Because that's chafing station.
20:38I wore jeans the other day to get my nails done.
20:40And I was like, who am I?
20:43And like, why is my toddler at the babysitter's and I have to go pick her up?
20:47Like, yeah.
20:48I was like, what am I doing here sitting in jeans like an idiot?
20:51I did say in my 30s, I will fully walk around in public with an unbuttoned pant.
20:57If I feel like it.
20:59You can do anything in New York City.
21:00True.
21:01No, you literally can do anything.
21:03I had an Uber driver the other day.
21:05Just full New York City.
21:07I feel most comfortable with an Uber driver that's pissed off.
21:10Yes.
21:11Because.
21:12Because I'm happy.
21:13Yeah.
21:14You're a little too excited that I'm in your car.
21:15Have you looked around?
21:16Something to be fucking happy about.
21:19Where are you taking me and why are you happy that I'm here?
21:22Because no one should be.
21:23I'm like, look at me in the rearview mirror again and you'll get what's coming to you.
21:26Okay.
21:27I'll fart.
21:28In this hot fucking car.
21:30So I feel most comfortable when I'm with an Uber driver that's like, I hate the city.
21:35I hate the mayor.
21:36I hate this road.
21:37That police officer is stupid.
21:39Like, why aren't we going?
21:40Like, I like that because I know they're really worried about me getting to my destination.
21:45So I was like, I'm not kidding, in the car for like an hour the other day with this guy.
21:50Because you live in Australia.
21:51Continue.
21:52Because you live in Iceland.
21:55No.
21:56We pull up to the Upper West Side and I'm not kidding, this man turns around in the back
22:01seat and he goes, wow, it's really nice up here.
22:05Yeah, because no one goes up there because it takes so long.
22:07I literally go, no one lives up here.
22:10Everyone's dead.
22:11He took me from Lower East Side.
22:13It's apocalypse.
22:14I'm like, because you killed everyone in the car ride on our way here, sir.
22:19But it made me feel better.
22:21I was like, thank you.
22:22So I'm so happy I could make you happy at the end of this ride.
22:25At the end of the torture ride.
22:26He literally goes, I've never heard a bird chirping in New York City.
22:30Because there's like one tree outside my building.
22:33I do say, you know what intimacy is?
22:35You and your Uber driver.
22:36When your Uber driver like pulls a move that helps you.
22:39And you compliment them.
22:40And it's fully illegal.
22:41Yeah.
22:42And you go, good move.
22:43And he goes, thanks.
22:44If your Uber driver does a U-turn and you don't say, that was amazing, you're a horrible person.
22:50If you're in the car and your Uber driver pulls a move like that and you are silent.
22:54He doesn't have to.
22:55He doesn't have to.
22:56You need to talk to him.
22:57He's not going anywhere.
22:58Yeah.
22:59No.
23:00And when you're in New York when they try to like get around traffic for you.
23:03That's love.
23:04Like that's unconditional love.
23:05I would say, thank you so much.
23:06That was so good.
23:07I go seven stars.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Seven stars for you, Glen Coco.
23:10Because they're doing their job.
23:12And I'm gonna.
23:13They're going above and beyond.
23:14I'm giving them praise.
23:15Employee of the fucking month.
23:16Or when you both get mad at someone doing something stupid.
23:20Now that's a bond like no other.
23:22That is a bond.
23:24Like having a common enemy in any situation.
23:28When you both hate the guy in front of you, you go, what the fuck was that?
23:31Women are always getting terms like, oh, you're a mean girl.
23:34You're such a mean girl.
23:35Or like, oh, you're like such a bitch.
23:37You're so bossy.
23:38No, you're calling out the situation.
23:39Sorry.
23:40Having a common enemy brings the world together.
23:44Truly.
23:45One of my best friends, I met her while I was working at ABC News.
23:49She was my Uber driver.
23:51We were working at ABC News.
23:53She was from my hometown.
23:56We didn't know each other because we didn't go to the same high school.
23:58We became friends the first day of her first day at work.
24:02Because we found out we were from the same town.
24:05We said one girl's name.
24:06We looked at each other.
24:07And I go, I hate her.
24:09She goes, I hate her, too.
24:10And that's risky of you.
24:11And I was in her wedding last year.
24:12Like that's how close we became because of this one.
24:15Not the girl you hated.
24:16Oh, God, no.
24:17But that's risky.
24:18You know when you throw someone's name.
24:20No, she gave the vibe.
24:21We both gave the vibe.
24:22You know when you throw someone's name out to see, like, can we go there?
24:25Someone immediately says, like, oh, my God, yeah.
24:27Don't say anything bad about that person.
24:29Yeah.
24:30But if you say someone's name and they look and don't speak and then you look,
24:35you commonly hate them.
24:37And that's important.
24:38You need to find people where you hate the same people because it's just important.
24:43Do you realize what we're talking about is very niche New York?
24:46Is it?
24:47Because everyone else has cars.
24:50Like everyone in L.A. has a car.
24:52I'm assuming people in the Midwest have cars.
24:54People in the South have cars.
24:55People in Florida have cars.
24:57People in Texas have cars.
24:58What are people in Chicago doing?
25:01Maybe they're Ubering.
25:02Yeah.
25:04Why do I look at Grace like she wouldn't know?
25:06Grace, now that you bring up employee of the month,
25:08I feel like Grace is employee of the month every month.
25:10She's CEO.
25:12What if she chooses who's the employee of the month, me versus you every month?
25:16We'd get too competitive.
25:18No, but, like, she gives us stars.
25:20It's like, why did Paige get a star today?
25:22She goes, Paige, you showed up an hour late.
25:24Sometimes when I send the ads in on time, I'm like, Grace, did you want to tell me I did a good job?
25:30She's like, it's your literal job?
25:32She goes, also, I work for you.
25:34Like, you pay me.
25:35All we want is Paige to be proud.
25:36I mean, Grace to be proud of us.
25:38Yeah.
25:39My favorite TikTok video, do you ever see when they do who was cat of the week?
25:44And they go, well, Mr.
25:45Cat of the week?
25:46Oh, my God.
25:47That doesn't come out.
25:48No, sorry.
25:49I must have missed this.
25:51Mr. Fluffles.
25:55Should everyone just know?
25:56You just said it.
25:57Like, this is so common.
26:03Mr. Fluffles.
26:11Mr. Fluffles bit Mr. Pickles on the butt.
26:17Not the cat of the week.
26:18Do all these cats live in the same home?
26:22Is it a pyramid, or he's doing the cat of the week?
26:24There's literally lists, so he's like, no.
26:26And then it'll be like, so-and-so broke a lamp and purposely shat on so-and-so's bed.
26:35Wait, we should have done this when we were both on Summer House.
26:37The cats are just looking, they're like, fuck you, bitch.
26:41And then they're like, so the cat of the month goes to, why can't I think of any cat of the week?
26:46Guys, we're really sorry.
26:47Jenna had to get up at 9 a.m. and work this morning, so she's a little out of sorts.
26:51She's not understanding.
26:54I have to talk about something that was brought up today that I just wrote down in the notes because it was upsetting.
27:00It happened real time?
27:02Today.
27:03Me?
27:04Yeah.
27:05What?
27:07Churros.
27:09I like churros.
27:11First of all, I didn't see that for you.
27:12Okay.
27:13But also, I feel like you've never eaten a full churro.
27:16I feel like churro's the kind of thing where the first bite you're like, yep, that's too much churro.
27:21No one's ever finished a churro.
27:23I bet that's a really niche thing for you to be very concerned about.
27:26They're gonna say, I've never seen you eat a fucking churro.
27:28When have we been together where there have been churros?
27:31I know you, and you would never eat a full churro.
27:34Okay, we didn't talk about finishing.
27:37But I feel like if you're gonna like something, you have to finish it and be able to handle it.
27:42That's a rule you just made up.
27:44Look at the rule book.
27:45Look, roll the tapes.
27:47If you like something, you have to be able to finish it all and handle it and not shit yourself.
27:53If it's too much, like, if you can't finish it because it'll make you sick.
27:59I've finished churros in my life.
28:01I don't think that's true.
28:05It was half a churro.
28:07They cut it in half.
28:10No, I'm gonna tell you why I've finished many a churro in my life.
28:16Growing up, I was obsessed with cinnamon sugar.
28:19Did you just say tits?
28:21Hannah, I was just about to talk about my mom, and now I can't.
28:26I was gonna say a lovely story about her.
28:29Anything that was long and hard, I wanted it.
28:33No.
28:38No, I love cinnamon sugar.
28:40And when I was growing up, my mom would make toast with cinnamon sugar, and I thought she invented cinnamon sugar.
28:46I didn't know other kids were out here having it.
28:48Like, I thought it was only something in my home that my mom put on toast.
28:53I love how Kim was probably like, you're right.
28:56She goes, the other moms, they don't know.
28:59You think they do this? They don't do this.
29:01This is my magic sprinkle.
29:02No, that is so my mom.
29:06I just love cinnamon sugar, so of course I love a churro because I also love bread.
29:11I love a cake. I love a doughy...
29:13But does it need to be a fried bread with cinnamon sugar on it?
29:18Someone offered me a churro with Nutella on the inside.
29:21I said, get the disgusting...
29:22What?
29:23It's gross. It's capitalism.
29:26Nutella?
29:28In a churro. It's too fucking much.
29:31My ancestors are somewhere ruling in their graves.
29:34No, Nutella I'm fine with. Separately.
29:37On anything. I'd put Nutella on anything.
29:39I know, but a churro's too... Do you like donuts?
29:42I love donuts.
29:43Have you ever finished a donut?
29:44Yes!
29:45Has anyone seen Paige finish a donut?
29:47Actually, I used to live by a Krispy Kreme and...
29:51What donut would you get?
29:52Ugliest. Don't get me started, but I used to get a dozen.
29:55I would get really high and I would get a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
29:59and I would literally eat all of them.
30:01And then I was like, Paige, you need to tone it down.
30:03So then I went down to just getting six donuts.
30:05Okay.
30:06And I would eat three at night and then I'd eat the rest in the morning.
30:08You know what it is? I want to formally apologize to the Academy.
30:11I just realized I literally don't have a sweet tooth.
30:14Like, I don't like sweet things.
30:16And I thought that everyone felt the same way.
30:18I have the biggest sweet tooth. I take dessert over dinner.
30:21But you won't put sugar in your coffee.
30:23No.
30:24No.
30:25Who are you?
30:27I don't know why.
30:28Well, I just felt like Barbara Walters.
30:30Yeah, I was just like, well, here's a story about that.
30:33Crack is whack.
30:37Wait, can we bring that back? Crack is whack?
30:39I feel like I quote that a lot in my everyday life and I shouldn't.
30:42Like, I feel like at any given moment, I'm like, crack is whack.
30:44Crack is cheap.
30:46To anyone, they're just like, what?
30:49But it's just like, it goes.
30:50Wait, next time we do a college gig, I'm going to end it saying crack is whack.
30:53They definitely won't know because that's Whitney Houston.
30:56They literally would have no idea who the fuck she is.
30:58I go, stay in school, crack is whack, don't do drugs.
31:01I think I yelled that once.
31:02It's so fucking hot in here.
31:04What's going on?
31:05I don't like.
31:07So the churro can be.
31:10Don't even speak to us.
31:11Honestly, don't even speak to us.
31:13Grace, do you like churros?
31:15Yeah, that was a normal reaction where it's like, yeah, but I'm not going to go out of my way to order a churro.
31:20It's like when you're at a group dinner and they have churros, you go, let's get churros.
31:23And then you have one bite and you're like, OK.
31:26If you cut them in half, they're really nice.
31:29And you prove my point.
31:31It's not as stressful.
31:33So I was right.
31:34I was right.
31:35She eats half a churro.
31:36I was right.
31:38I'm still eating a fucking churro.
31:40I still enjoy it.
31:42OK, let's take a minute.
31:44Calm down from that.
31:47Oh, I have some.
31:48I have some.
31:49This is why we can't talk during the week.
31:52Oh, my God.
31:53I thought I accidentally deleted a note.
31:54I have something controversial that I read, but I think I'm going to misquote it.
31:58OK.
31:59But people said statistically that women actually enjoy cheating more than men.
32:06Like men will regret it and girls will be like, oh, that was nice.
32:09Yeah.
32:11Because girls do it for emotion.
32:13Yeah.
32:14And men will be like, right after they come, they're like, no.
32:17Because I feel like girls do it.
32:19And when they do it, they've been pushed.
32:22They've sat and thought like, should I do it?
32:23Should I cheat?
32:24Women plan.
32:25Men don't know how to plan.
32:26No, they see a hot girl at a bar.
32:28Women have seen every option, where we'll go.
32:30They've thought it out.
32:31They've done a pros and cons list on their phone.
32:32And I feel like if they're making that, not us, like for women cheating.
32:37Where's the line, you know, where we're just like blindly supporting all women.
32:41God made me stop taking my birth control and cheat on my husband.
32:50No, I feel like women have done like hypothesis, thesis, statement.
32:54Conclusion.
32:55Came up with scenarios.
32:56Evidence.
32:57Variables.
32:58Like they know if this man, if it's worth leaving their current situation.
33:02So I feel like that's why a lot of women to like end up with the person.
33:06Yeah.
33:07And I think if you cheat, women do cheat for like the high of like an emotion.
33:14Yeah.
33:15And like.
33:16It's less physical where men's I feel like is more.
33:19Did you watch the Ashley Madison doc?
33:21So I watched the Ashley Madison doc that came out.
33:23I think it was like Hulu or Max earlier.
33:25Yeah.
33:26So I already watched it.
33:27Oh.
33:28So I didn't watch the Netflix one because I already saw one.
33:30Oh.
33:31So I felt it was redundant for me.
33:32But that's because I'm.
33:34I've been watching.
33:35A connoisseur.
33:36Yeah.
33:37I'm a.
33:38I remember when that.
33:41I remember.
33:42Like leak happened.
33:43We were out of college.
33:44Did you know they said they had 44 million members?
33:4744 million?
33:49I think it was international.
33:52What is your.
33:53What is this?
33:54We're getting so.
33:55Political.
33:57What is your opinion?
33:59When people are like, oh, the company's bad.
34:01You're promoting.
34:03Because they were doing this thing where like.
34:05All these like news.
34:07Like press outlets were like, this company is the devil.
34:10It's promoting adultery like blah, blah, blah.
34:12And the company was like, we're not promoting it.
34:14People are going to cheat no matter what.
34:16We're just helping that.
34:18Like we're.
34:20How they're doing it.
34:21Yeah.
34:22But like they would have figured it out anyway.
34:24Also, this.
34:25The news companies are just giving them more press.
34:27Right.
34:28And then they were saying they were like, we loved it.
34:30When people were like, this is horrible because it was.
34:32Word of mouth of how we got.
34:34It was their best marketing campaign.
34:36And they interviewed one of the.
34:38Customer service people.
34:40Which was so insane.
34:42And she was like, and I would have wives.
34:44This is where I am.
34:46Like, I wouldn't have been able to do it as like a girly.
34:48Because I would be like, he's cheating on you.
34:50And like, here's her name and number.
34:52She would say that wives would call and say, hey, I'm.
34:53I have a charge on this card for $20.
34:55What is it for?
34:57And they would say like, well, you're not the cardholder.
34:59So we can't give you that information.
35:01So wives would call back with their husbands.
35:03On the phone and be like, what is this charge?
35:05And then they would say, we're a like collector.
35:07For credit cards.
35:09We collect from multiple things.
35:11So we wouldn't know exactly what it's for.
35:13But we'll take it off your card.
35:15You don't have to worry about it.
35:17And then the husbands would call back and say, here's a.
35:19Different card for $20.
35:20You don't have to worry about it.
35:22And then the husbands would call back and say, here's a.
35:24Different card.
35:25You can put it on that.
35:27Yeah, that to me is the diabolical part.
35:29Yeah, like.
35:31OK, you can be like a company where it's like, oh, we.
35:33Change what it says on your credit card statement.
35:35Or like.
35:37You can book something through us.
35:39But when you're straight up like I wouldn't be able to have.
35:41A girl call me and say, what is this?
35:43Oh, no, I would never work for the company.
35:45I could never.
35:47That's crazy.
35:48I don't know.
35:50I mean, I don't know.
35:52Who knows?
35:54But she said then the woman was like, I actually feel the.
35:56Opposite.
35:58I feel like I saved a lot of marriages.
36:00Which is a very interesting thing.
36:02My thing is, I definitely don't think that the website.
36:04Is like.
36:06Ruining the world because it's true.
36:08If the guy wants to cheat, he's going to cheat.
36:10Because think about it.
36:12If it's like if my husband.
36:14Is going to cheat on Ashley Madison.
36:16He's going to cheat in real life.
36:18He's going to go out a different way.
36:20Exactly.
36:22Like even if he was like, oh, this popped up on my feed.
36:24Or like someone told me to use it.
36:26I'd be like, OK, you still did it.
36:28So I'm still.
36:30Especially if they're going to cheat in that way.
36:32Because I think like.
36:34Not that I think there's level of cheating where it's like.
36:36This is worse than this.
36:38Like it's all bad.
36:40Yeah.
36:41But like if they're going to go through a site.
36:43Then they have the wherewithal to plan it.
36:45It's not like, oh, I was just out with my boys.
36:46Duh.
36:47Yeah.
36:48Like it's not that.
36:49Like when it's premeditated.
36:50I think that's worse.
36:52Or there's probably guys on the site who just like want a message.
36:54And feel naughty to like.
36:56Here's the other thing.
36:58Guys love attention.
37:00They're attention seeking losers.
37:02And women get attention just naturally.
37:04Like we just walk into a bar.
37:06Yeah.
37:07Guys want to have sex with girls.
37:09Like not the other way around.
37:11We're repulsed.
37:13We're revolted.
37:14They're going to take it wherever they can.
37:16Yeah.
37:18That's all men I've ever met.
37:20I think maybe also girls like cheating more.
37:22Because there's definitely like a crazy lead up to it.
37:24Where like men will just like can do it more.
37:26Like there was an excitement.
37:28Well I think also.
37:30Sometimes.
37:32I bet the statistic.
37:34I bet there's a lot more women cheating.
37:36They're just way smarter.
37:38And they're just not getting caught.
37:40Wow.
37:41Wow.
37:42I think that's just like a crazy life in terms of like.
37:44Men and women like shit on your phone.
37:46Or like.
37:48I just think it's so important for the gigglers to understand.
37:50There is this like.
37:52Rumor that you know like in marriages.
37:54You know men get bored of their wives.
37:56And like they don't want to have sex anymore.
37:58Where it's actually the opposite.
38:00We did research.
38:02I don't know what the research was.
38:04Yeah.
38:05But that like.
38:07Yeah women just stop being attracted to their husbands.
38:09Because their husbands are like needy and annoying.
38:10And you have another child you're taking care of.
38:12Like you want to fuck the person that you're picking up.
38:14Their clothes every day.
38:16So.
38:18So it's like finding a partner.
38:20Are you crying?
38:22I'm literally starting to cry.
38:24No.
38:25That's so scary.
38:28Everyone tricks girls growing up.
38:30They're like you're going to get married.
38:32You're going to have a fairy tale.
38:34It's going to be beautiful.
38:36And you're going to live with the love of your life.
38:38It's really picking up their dirty clothes.
38:40I don't pick it up.
38:42I leave.
38:43I put myself on top of it.
38:45I say thank you.
38:46We got a new pile.
38:47Jed was so excited to ask me if I saw the inside of your apartment today.
38:50Because he was like aren't we both gross?
38:52Aren't we both messy?
38:54I'm like what?
38:55We can do whatever we want.
38:56We literally will eat dinner.
38:57And then leave.
38:58I had a cottage cheese last night.
39:00Yeah.
39:01Didn't finish it.
39:02Left it out.
39:03No sometimes I'll do things.
39:05And Craig will be like whatever.
39:06We're the adults.
39:07Who's going to yell at us?
39:09Wait.
39:10This is pretty crazy.
39:11No one is going to yell at us.
39:12We can pee in the shower.
39:13We can do whatever the fuck we want.
39:15Of course I'm peeing in the shower.
39:17That was a Jimmy Neutron reference.
39:19Oh sorry.
39:20That was a real throwback.
39:21Do you pee in the shower though?
39:22I only pee in the shower.
39:24The second the hot water hits it's going.
39:26Grace no you're not peeing in the shower.
39:28How are you holding it in when the hot water hits?
39:30Yeah.
39:32You don't get the urge.
39:33Do you pee before you go in the shower?
39:34Wait.
39:36The admin of.
39:37Also you're wasting paper.
39:39Guys wait.
39:40You're killing trees Grace.
39:41I'm peeing every time I get in the shower.
39:43Is that not.
39:44Is that crazy?
39:45The shower doesn't even have to be on.
39:46I go in the shower to pee.
39:49I just said oh my.
39:51Wait.
39:52Natalie.
39:53Nick Viles wife.
39:54Yes.
39:55She said this on the pod.
39:56This is like a couple months ago and I wrote it down to bring it up to you.
39:58And then like we literally never got to it.
40:00She said something and she was like oh yeah.
40:02And then I flushed my tampon.
40:04And the girls were like what?
40:06And the comments were all very split.
40:08And so then I commented because I was like wait.
40:10Yeah I'm flushing the tampon.
40:12No one's ever told me no.
40:14And all the.
40:16I mean I got roasted.
40:18People were like yeah because you're like stupid.
40:20I was like okay.
40:22I'm going to see my way out of here.
40:24But when I would go.
40:26Okay when I first got my period.
40:28Okay.
40:29I'll never forget this moment.
40:31Like the first time I used a tampon.
40:32And I was like great.
40:34At home I remember my mom saying you take it out.
40:36You wrap it in toilet paper.
40:38You put it in the garbage.
40:40And I was like okay.
40:42And then I remember I'm going to blame my aunt Pam for this.
40:44And then I remember being in public somewhere.
40:46And I had my period.
40:48And she's in the stall with me and I took my tampon out.
40:50And she goes drop it.
40:52And so I dropped it in the toilet.
40:54And I flushed it.
40:56And from then on I was like oh we're flushing them.
40:58And then on you've been exploding pipes nationwide.
41:00I didn't know.
41:02I've been to restaurants in places.
41:04Like don't use feminine products.
41:06I was like oh they have bad plumbing.
41:08I just thought they knew their plumbing was weaker.
41:10No see my mom like terrified me.
41:12Where she was like if you put this in the toilet.
41:14The whole house will implode.
41:16No I feel like no one ever told me.
41:18No my mom was like everyone will die.
41:20If you put the.
41:22But it's.
41:24Because literally at 14.
41:26When you get your fucking period.
41:28You're not thinking oh where does this go.
41:30I'm going to say it because we're all thinking it.
41:32I've taken bigger shits than my tampon.
41:34No like I'm not worried about it.
41:36For a fucking second.
41:38Literally I've gone this long.
41:40Nothing's happened.
41:42I've never heard of a toilet blowing up.
41:44I've never heard of them shutting down.
41:46Because feminine products.
41:48I think we're fine.
41:50I think it's something that the men gas lit us about.
41:52And they're like we don't want it near us.
41:54You know what I think it is.
41:56You know when you have your period.
41:58You go through like 100 rolls of toilet paper.
42:00I think it's a toilet paper business.
42:02I like to eat tampons.
42:04Because it tastes like a bone or iron.
42:06Some people's dogs are like really into tampons.
42:08Yeah no my dog loves my underwear.
42:10And I'm like yes.
42:12Low key if your dog goes for your underwear.
42:14And like not someone else's in your house.
42:16Are you like yes.
42:18That pussy juice is right.
42:20Well I famously I think it's because I'm sweaty.
42:22In my crotch.
42:24Dogs love my pussy.
42:26Literally.
42:28Dogs just go straight to my pussy.
42:30If I see a dog walker.
42:32It happens to me.
42:34I always get so embarrassed.
42:36Are people around going to think I'm like smelly.
42:38But it's really like.
42:40Sorry he's into it.
42:42Like if I had a freaking nickel.
42:44And honestly.
42:46We're better for it.
42:48I just didn't finish that sentence.
42:50I said you finish it.
42:52I can't believe you had talked to me about a churro for 10 minutes earlier.
42:54I'm just not over it.
42:56No because we've all saw that after it was all done you go.
42:59Yeah I only eat half churros.
43:00So I was right.
43:02And you lied to me.
43:04No but I've been wanting to bring up that tampon thing for so long.
43:07And I keep forgetting about it.
43:09You know what's very similar to a tampon.
43:11Hashed it out.
43:13A churro.
43:15Do you put a churro straight in the toilet.
43:17Or do you wrap it up.
43:19And put it in the garbage.
43:21Speaking of periods.
43:23This has been very period heavy.
43:25Did I tell the gigglers that I bled last week for a little bit.
43:27Why would you have to tell the gigglers.
43:28Because they're also on my period journey.
43:30Because I haven't gotten it in a year.
43:32All the gigglers are insane.
43:34What you bled.
43:36Like a little bit last week.
43:38So that's hopeful.
43:40And that means that your body's like back on track.
43:42It's slowly coming back.
43:44Okay that's good.
43:46So that's good.
43:48Well keep us posted.
43:50Every plumbers upset.
43:52They're like oh it's coming back.
43:54Here's the other thing.
43:56I don't know how to rid my.
43:58I don't know if I can rid myself now.
44:00Of not flushing my tampons.
44:02Because it's so routine.
44:04But I need to stop.
44:06Look if you have a wide set vagina.
44:08And a heavy flow.
44:10Also we don't even wear tampons.
44:12True.
44:14We think it's made up.
44:16Yeah this is made up.
44:18It's like when it's raining outside.
44:20You're like I'm not using an umbrella.
44:22Yeah like if you manifest it's gone.
44:24It's in your head.
44:26Like yeah you're wet in your head if you believe it.
44:28Wait Grace wrote something funny.
44:30She wrote how do you answer the phone.
44:34Like what do you say.
44:36Do you know what my grandpa used to say.
44:39I thought you were asking like.
44:41Answer like this.
44:43Because Gen Z.
44:45Yeah they hold it like this.
44:47Yeah oh yeah like that.
44:49Gen Z just hits himself on the fucking face.
44:51My grandpa was so cute he'd go.
44:53Yellow.
44:55Wait how like what do we say.
44:56Well if I know the person I say hi.
44:58Do you know what moms love to do.
45:00They go this is she.
45:02Does your mom do that.
45:06Moms fucking live for that shit.
45:09Why when someone professional calls moms are immediately on the cast of Bridgerton.
45:13This is she.
45:15This is she.
45:17I am Lady DeZorbo.
45:19Can I speak to Hannah.
45:21This is she.
45:23I feel like I'm trying to think has anyone said that to me recently.
45:24Hi we're looking for Beige DeZorbo.
45:26I hang up.
45:28I'm like no she's not here.
45:30Well first of all when someone calls me I'm having a panic attack.
45:32I'm upset and I go.
45:34Yeah.
45:35If it's my friend I go what the fuck do you want.
45:37Yeah I love answering like.
45:39Especially if I'm showing off in front of people.
45:41I'd be like how the fuck do you get this number.
45:43Wait let's do our.
45:45Let's not look at each other.
45:47And let's do our customer service voice.
45:49Oh my God my customer service voice.
45:51Okay so I'm going to fake call you.
45:52Who's the customer.
45:54You're answering.
45:56Ring ring ring ring ring.
45:58Hello.
46:00That is so your voice.
46:05Wait why is hearing your friend's customer service voice just so good.
46:09Who is that Beige.
46:11Who is that.
46:13Oh no her name is Beverly.
46:15Okay my turn my turn.
46:17This just feels better.
46:19Ring ring ring ring ring.
46:21Why is it so high pitch.
46:23Yeah mine's really high pitch.
46:25You act like you're nice.
46:27But if it's like you calling me or like my brother or like Greg or something.
46:30I'm just like hi.
46:32Yeah you're always like hi hello.
46:34Yeah like what do you need.
46:36Like what the fuck.
46:38Could this have been a text message.
46:40Think of that before you start speaking.
46:42No true.
46:44I know.
46:46I feel like a phone call means I have to talk business with you.
46:47A text message sometimes means something fucking insane happened.
46:50And a voice note means just keeping up.
46:53Yeah just keeping up.
46:55And then I've been assaulting your DMs like to the point that I feel bad.
46:58But I also need you to look at them.
47:00No I look at them.
47:02You and Craig.
47:04Oh my God you guys are the same.
47:06You are the only two people in my life that are like I sent you videos.
47:08Did you watch them.
47:10I sent you this video.
47:12And I'm like guys you're both main character.
47:14This is the problem when you have a best friend.
47:15I don't know how Craig feels.
47:22I'm not going to speak for Craig because he wouldn't know how it feels.
47:24But when you're when I'm I'm just like oh I'm going to scroll my Instagram feed.
47:27Yeah.
47:29In like three minutes I've sent every single thing I've seen to you.
47:32Paige will love that.
47:34Paige should wear that.
47:36No you're my mom on Instagram reels.
47:38We have such a mass amount of inside jokes that I that's why I started apologizing.
47:42But I'm like no they're really high quality.
47:43So if I see a white cat that's particularly pretty I have to send it because I'm trying to get her to subconsciously pretty consciously get a white cat.
47:50And then if I see some like inspirational like badass quote I send it to you.
47:54And I love when you send me outfits you want.
47:57And then an outfit that would look disgusting on me but you would look like a literal angel princess.
48:02And if you say yes I'd wear that.
48:04I'm in a good mood for three days.
48:07But like I feel like I do know your style.
48:10You do.
48:11You do.
48:13Like I think I could dress you and you could dress me.
48:15Well me like it's chaotic.
48:17I don't know if anyone could dress me except my new stylist Tabitha Sanchez shout out.
48:20Love my life.
48:22I think she's getting creeped out by me.
48:24She's like thanks for talking about me on the pod.
48:26No.
48:28Should I get a restraining order?
48:30So Hannah and I had to do a photo shoot and Hannah was like we're not getting a stylist.
48:32It's insane we're not doing it.
48:34It's so stupid.
48:36And I'm like OK we're not getting a stylist.
48:38I'll just do it myself.
48:39And then we did the photo shoot.
48:41And I'm like OK.
48:43Who?
48:45You were like I'm going to hire Tabitha.
48:47Oh yeah for my look.
48:49And then you backed out.
48:51And then she was like you're creeping me out.
48:53And so then we didn't have to pay a stylist so that's girl math.
48:55We made money.
48:57My leather outfit that I posted.
48:59It's so good.
49:01The gigglers are so funny because they are so in tune with what's going on in my life
49:03that people weren't like most people were just like OK this stylist did a good job.
49:07Or they go Paige would like this.
49:09I know they're complimenting me.
49:11I love that outfit.
49:13Also you should be wearing that color more.
49:15That is such a good color on you.
49:17It's not like a blue.
49:19It's like a teal.
49:21It's really good with your hair and your eyes.
49:26So yeah the stylist is great but I love how they just know that I've been struggling.
49:28Yeah you've been like through it.
49:30I've been through it.
49:32Fighting for your life with stylists.
49:34Fighting for my life.
49:36And you would have been proud of me because I put it on and I said I'm going to sweat
49:37to get any respect in the community for the pic.
49:41And you had a jacket on you couldn't even tell you were sweating.
49:43I'd actually prefer to be sweaty with a jacket on than a little bit hot.
49:47Or on my arm.
49:49The amount of times you've sweat on me is insane.
49:53So we'll be taking a photo and whenever we take a photo we look like an engaged couple.
49:59Yeah.
50:01Lesbian couple.
50:03But where I am in my height your shoulder always goes right into my armpit.
50:06And it's moist.
50:08I fit with you so perfectly.
50:11My wet armpit is not not a vagina.
50:22The craziest thing is when you feel something wet on your body where there shouldn't be something wet.
50:28You're immediately like what is wet on my body?
50:31You have trained me so much that we took that photo today and you were like sorry I was sweating on you.
50:37And I didn't even clock it.
50:39I was like yeah no I know.
50:41No I know.
50:43I sweat to the point that we'll be in a normal social setting.
50:46Everyone's normal.
50:48It's not like we're in an oven or anything.
50:50Not like we're literally roasting ourselves.
50:53We're not in a tanning bed.
50:55We're just living life.
50:57We're outside.
50:59This happens all the time.
51:01I will see a drip of sweat trickle down my armpit.
51:04And I'll show someone.
51:06If someone's next to me I'll be like look.
51:08I don't know.
51:10I get off on showing people a sweat drip and I get off on showing people hair on my thighs.
51:13No your thighs today were.
51:16I've never seen it.
51:18You just walked by slowly pet my thigh and just kept walking.
51:22Because sometimes.
51:32Sometimes we're so opposite.
51:34You'll be doing something or you'll have something.
51:37For example your legs will be super hairy.
51:40And in my head I'm like what is that like?
51:42I can't relate to it in any capacity.
51:45So I saw your legs and I was like I really need to know what that feels like on her thighs.
51:49So as I was walking by I just felt it and kept going about what I had to do.
51:54So my question is how was it?
51:56It was really soft.
51:59It wasn't as coarse as I was thinking it was going to be.
52:02It's literally soft.
52:04And I was like oh.
52:06What is that like?
52:08But the only thing I can equate it to.
52:10Louboutins.
52:12In my Louboutins.
52:15Common mistake.
52:16Walk a mile in a Louboutin.
52:20The only feeling I can relate to it is like if I haven't shaved my legs and I get in the shower and I can feel the water like going down my leg like in my leg hair.
52:30I'm like immediately like.
52:32And that's after like four or five days where like something tragic must have happened that I haven't shaved in that long.
52:37But I shave every day.
52:39I shave my legs every day.
52:41I mean it's exhausting.
52:42I know it is.
52:44I also was getting my nails done and I asked for the Paige DeSorbo.
52:46It's a beautiful pale pink.
52:48Who is she?
52:49It's basically bubble bath.
52:51Actually the one I have on is Essie Fiji.
52:53I got it out of fear.
52:55Because we had a photo shoot and I was like if I do something stupid she'll be so mad.
52:59I said just give me the pale pink.
53:01Hannah you know what's so crazy?
53:03Last night I went to text you and say make sure you have your nails done and I didn't because I was like wait.
53:09Oh you tested me.
53:10No.
53:11Oh my God no.
53:12You were like let's see if she fucking cares about me.
53:14No I was like wait that's so bitchy of me to be like and make sure you have your fucking nails done tomorrow.
53:19Well if it's late night then it's like.
53:21Yeah because I was like what is she going to do now?
53:23It was too late.
53:24And I was going to say did you get your nails done today?
53:26But then I was like no she like.
53:28Well because normally when I get my nails done I post it.
53:30Yeah and so I was scared.
53:32And we did have a conversation that we could fix our nails a little bit in post and I was like she's like do my nails in post.
53:36It's fine.
53:38I mean that's so hard.
53:40And I realized that like my arms are very hairy.
53:44Yeah.
53:45But like this is the thing life is about perspective.
53:47I just thought like I'm a human.
53:49I have hair in my arms.
53:51And then I realized like some girls don't.
53:53But like I feel like the hair in my arms is so cute.
53:56Because it gets really blonde in the summer.
53:58Yours is way cuter than like what I've seen.
54:00Like mine was not cute.
54:02Like I would bleach my arms and it would be all blonde hair.
54:07Like NSYNC?
54:08No one knew.
54:10And then one day I got them lasered and now it's like I have nothing.
54:13Well I think regardless if you have hair or not hair on your arms you're equally beautiful.
54:17Don't.
54:18Don't ever get waxed.
54:19Don't get waxed.
54:20Don't get sugared.
54:22I've done it all.
54:23Do not get sugared.
54:24I've done it all.
54:25I've never gotten threaded.
54:27Never gotten threaded.
54:28I don't hate myself that much.
54:30No I have a dad.
54:31Apparently for your.
54:32Do people get their pussies threaded?
54:34That's.
54:35No.
54:36No.
54:37Well I think it's you'd be there for hours.
54:39You'd literally be there for hours.
54:41Imagine four women threading your pussy.
54:44Oh so they put it through their teeth.
54:46That's crazy.
54:48You've never seen it?
54:50What?
54:51Don't they use their teeth when they thread your eyebrows?
54:53No.
54:54Have you.
54:55Chris can you Google a girl.
54:57There's in no situation eyebrows threading.
54:59There's no way they're putting it in their teeth.
55:01I think they floss while they do it.
55:03It's like two for one.
55:05I'd probably say girls.
55:07Where did you go to?
55:09Chris is like where do I even begin with Googling.
55:11He's like pussy thread.
55:13Google this.
55:15Eyebrow threading.
55:17In teeth.
55:18In teeth.
55:19Yeah.
55:20If there's a video of it.
55:22There's definitely not.
55:23No one's ever put it in their frickin teeth.
55:25Oh wait.
55:26Okay.
55:27A technician will hold a piece of thread between their hands.
55:29Occasionally with one end in their teeth and twist it.
55:34That's disgusting.
55:36And it needs to be some type of HIPAA violation.
55:40I mean in what world?
55:42I love when you say HIPAA violation.
55:44Yeah me too.
55:45We should say it more often.
55:47I think there's a lot more HIPAA violations that people aren't talking about.
55:50If anyone says anything do you go HIPAA violation?
55:54Sometimes people are like when are you going to have a baby?
55:56And I go HIPAA violation.
55:58You're not my doctor.
55:59When police start responding to that.
56:01Also if someone just says how are you go oh.
56:03I can't talk about my medical history.
56:05I don't want to violate HIPAA.
56:07Next time I'm in the south and someone wants to be polite
56:09and be like morning how are you doing?
56:11I'll say HIPAA violation.
56:13Also not everyone in the south speaks like that.
56:15Sorry I'm sweating and I gotta go home.
56:17No you're sweating.
56:19Thank you so much for giggling with us.
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56:25Any housekeeping.
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